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It's not a giant slice, it's just an oddly-shaped pizza edition
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>>224891621
He's full of farts
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>>224891621
he's a big guy
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https://youtube.com/shorts/Gll5GudsYnc?si=7QW3XWfKZ_hXodwd
Sexy old hag...
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the toil freaks have started toil
the 9am freak will be starting their toil soon
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>>224891643
right well that's an anime lady
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>>224891658
Mind raped by toil freaks
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>>224891658
no need to call me a freak
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might
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>>224891639
UU
UU
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>>224891658
No toil means no wife and no family. Change before it's too late
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>>224891637
>>224891639
He's full of truth and love
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>>224891658
its a holiday here hehe
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error bad gateway
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>>224891593
Oh you actually want to ask out a girl that works at the supermarket?
Just make friendly small talk each time you see her without making it weird and if she seems to respond well shoot your shot in a confident but easy to decline manner, but be ready to find a new supermarket to shop at because more likely than not she'll say no unless she's very obviously in to you
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Why me though btw
And why me before but I think I know that one
Captcha stopped working trying to post this ehe
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popping down to Anor Londo, want anything
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kek zoomers are getting drafted
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Odds take some propranolol and pregabalin and 5-HTP and maybe cocodamol
Evens try to sleep without them while the neighbours/voices in my head make a racket
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gf getting her citizenship this week
going to stick the willard in a jar of vegemite and tell her she doesn't get it until it's licked clean
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Pizza Man has an awkward qt gf btw lads
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>>224891686
Not reading all that sry
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>>224891707
I forget is 7 odds or even
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BWCs tend to be much straighter and more missile-shaped compared to BBCs which tend to be curved
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>>224891701
A fluffy tail to touch
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>>224891718
He's a large gentleman
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Getting my daily dose of asmongold in x
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7 deg this morning the big coat is ON
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need a poo poo
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can anyone reap what i've sown for me, please?
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>>224891718
Wow I'm such a loser
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>>224891744
it's 13 actually but feels like 14 according to the science
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>Mexico
https://youtube.com/shorts/e_bgOnAcS_w?si=gVbaoPb3Zzg6s9RI
Look at this
>>224891738
Was thinking of watching him yesterday
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>>224891744
where the fuck do you live, Shetland?
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>>224891703
Logan's hair looks fucking ridiculous he needs to go to Turkey, get a toupee or just shave it
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>>224891749
just done mine so its free now
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>>224891744
im wearing a tshirt and shorts you poof
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>>224891769
i'll give it 10 mins
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>>224891775
yeh xx
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Pooed the bed ffs
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>>224891760
>>224891763
garminberg tells me its 7 deg
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Any dirty little sex twink man in
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>>224891781
Should've used the toilet like I said
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>>224891658
called in sick, ended up booking a meeting with a doctor for wholly unrelated reasons
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Work from home is a complete scam*
Just another way to get people more lazy, more lethargic, less in touch with the area around them, more atomised.
In an ideal world for the government people would wake up, clock in, get their food delivered straight to the door and go to bed.

*posted from my smeggy home office
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>William Arrowsmith
Pizza Man even has a cooler and more ANGLO name than half of /brit/
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>>224891812
yeh thats a sick name 2bf
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>>224891810
Right well that's your carbon footprint lowered then isn't it
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>>224891718
don't understand this. people this fat always smell nasty, it's just comes with territory of having expanses of flesh hidden under all that folding flab. she must have no sense of smell.
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submitted a train delay claim but accidentally uploaded the wrong image instead of my ticket. anyone know if you can cancel these claims after they're submitted?
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>>224891808
What reasons
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>>224891810
why not find a local library and hunker down with your pretend toil answering inconsequential emails and blabbering about nothing during meetings?
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>>224891832
sent them a pic of your nob have you?
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>>224891837
bog looked like the trenches of ww1 this morning
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Timmies stay inside forever coding
Poojeets stay forever cycling to bring timmy his goy slop
We will sit and eat like effendi
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logging out of /brit/ for the day in shame lads. replied to the wrong post didn't i
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sticking my finger up my hole
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>>224891855
2 paracetamol and some orange juice stop wasting the doctors time you fanny
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>>224891855
That post wasn't me but phoar
Good on you for getting on it early. Hopefully nothing though
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>>224891855
your arse has a fistula i reckon
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>>224891868
that doesn’t solve the literal bloody catastrophe that graced the bowl of my toilet methinks
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>>224891842
I'll go in tomorrow
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mental how
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I want to be a gay conversion therapist for 18 year old twinks. Plan on converting them to face down ass up you see.
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>>224891855
You're going to the doctor's because you have the shits?
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>>224891876
not the first visit about bum-issues, used to itch like a bitch but that got solved
now it’s the bi-weekly red-brown logs that worries me
>>224891877
was told it’s some sort of eczema, and had to endure a month of cortisol suppositories (medical humiliation ritual) but hasn’t fixed it proper yet
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>>224891718
fatty bros we are so BACKKK
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a turd is a-brewing within me
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buy all my dogs meat from the butchers, nothing but the best for my handsome lad
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>>224891905
bloody shits, even
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well thats the first ive heard of arse eczema
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>>224891930
chinese butcher is it?
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>>224891930
I'd like to believe this but you've told us porkies before
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>>224891930
total waste of money dogs have no concept of good or bad they eat literal poo sometimes
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>>224891918
Yeah I had an itchy bum hole but figured it was piles or crabs
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>>224891931
Red blood or dark blood?
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>>224891930
Do you ask the butcher for any spare bones for your dog? Sometimes they'll give you a bone and the dogs happy for hours gnawing on it. I dunno if it's good for his teeth though better ask ChatGPT to look that up for you
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>>224891932
never heard it before either, was surprised when he first described it too me
sounded too nonsensical to have bunghole eczema
>>224891946
most people suffer in their itchy bum silence it seems
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Fucking rorke's arse until the room smells of beef and tomato pot noodle
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>>224891947
bright red, if it were dark i’d pray for a swift death instead of having a tube showed up me arse
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>>224891945
Yeah I heard they eat their own poo if the food was nice enough and dog food makers know this and make sure it comes out unpalatable to the dog
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brings back childhood memories
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off to bed
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>>224891684
I toil and have no wife or family. you're an idiot
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>>224891963
soft bastard you probably have a 'rrhoid that you've aggravated
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>>224891966
A place with so many items on the menu can't be doing them all to the highest quality. That's what I heard from a telly chef. Might've been Gordon Ramsay, he's quite the restaurant critic.
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>>224891990
Me in 30 more mins aha
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>>224892008
prefer my arse to not bleed mate, it shouldn’t do that you know
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>>224891963
You're probably just wiping too vicariously, I had that for ages and never paid it any mind
Got a hose for cleaning my arseberg and the problem has completely disappeared
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had a wank, ran 10km and been toiling for hours already what have YOU done with your day so far you runts
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beans and fishfingers was my parents go to meal
reckon I must have had it at least 3 times a week growing up
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>>224892029
be right my arse has been bleeding on and off for 10 years and im still standing x
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lads i've just had a wank, now i'm due for a poo
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>>224892032
Meant to say viciously
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>>224892036
had a poo
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>>224892032
very careful about hygiene, got a bide-hose too, softest paper i can buy the whole lot
so reckon it’s not that
>>224892040
that’s not good lad
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my mum made boiled potatoes mince and onion or carrots like twice a week growing up. i hated it
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>>224892047
I thought you meant vigorously. I knew it couldn't be vicariously haha
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mumberg tried her best bless her, should have just gave up on me when i was about 7 i thinm
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>>224892059
grow up
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>Man on 'liquids only' diet died after being given a roast dinner at a hospital
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>>224892085
blud got roasted
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>>224892085
surely he should have realised a big roast wasn't a liquid before scranning it
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>>224892085
Should've chewed it better
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>>224892079
i did. and i never ate that meal again
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>>224892085
I'm not one for laughing at others' misfortune but this is a very Bradley-worthy headline
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>>224892099
ugly dogs. samara weaving mogs that man jawed freak margot sloppie
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women are so lovely WOW
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>>224892085
Waking up every day and reading the news is wild and mentally ill
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>>224892106
probably one of those ubermongs we spend millions on for some reason
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>>224892133
hate them but willyberg likes them
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look how happy he is. is nakedness the key to happiness? must be.
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>>224892106
He must've assumed he was finally off the liquid diet when a medical professional gave him solids. Nope. Pranked.
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>>224891963
Once went to the doctor after having a rather large amount of blood come out the bumhole when I was pooing
Sensing my discomfort, he reassured me that - this appointment being at 10 in the morning - I was his third of the day
Kinda glad I never became a doctor, now
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would you rather be black or white?
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>The 89-year-old choked on this roast dinner and had a piece of Yorkshire pudding dislodged from his throat. After this incident the patient was put under another order to only eat when "alert and upright".
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>>224892173
dont understand the question
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>>224892132
kek looks like a character from a Dickens novel. No chin and a rodentine look
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>>224892163
well if you assume you make an ass out of u and me
and die sometimes
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ive lost 2 kilos in a week
somehow
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>>224892099
>I need the most brutal mogging you have
>no that's too brutal
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>>224892163
or one of those retarded fat cockneys who thought 'weww if a fackin girw workin fa va fackin enaychess sez ah can av it weww one wown't fackin ert me'
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kinda funny how the msm worries about "the rise of the far right" across the world like it's a mysterious force of nature and not just the democratic will of the people
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grim
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It's still over 20 degrees everyday and it's almost October
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>>224892173
michael jackson: yes
xD
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>>224892171
fuck me is it really that common to have afflicted bungholes and pooing blood?
what the hell is doing this
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>>224892173
Do NOT ask leftylol this Q
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>>224892196
wish this was me need to lose about 8kg
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>>224892189
does look like a mouse that's been granted a wish to spend 24 hours as a pretty girl
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>>224892214
xD
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>>224892173
depends on other factors (willy size)

imagine being a black man with a 5 incher and seeing the disappointment on her face when you whip it out
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>>224892132
>ugly dogs
why are you like this
>>224892189
shes gorgeous
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I thought i was the only one with a busted bumhole but turns out theres an epidemic among /brit/posters. when will andy burnham step in and do something about this
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>14 years of school
>scraped a first at uni
>job hopped multiple times because I was eternally unsatisfied
>all this leading to the comfy £50k fully remote mouse jiggler job
I think I've made it. I'll just relax until the end of the world now then. Wish it would hurry up
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>>224892223
hashish stupour
bikerides UP HILL every night
and lots of bellyrubs
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Work grants issued in the latest quarter are down 86% on 3 years ago. For the first time since the Boriswave, more have been granted to EU nationals than to South Asian + African nationals combined.

Student visa grants to high risk countries like Pakistan are down 90% in a year.
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>>224892234
white women get themselves into a certain frame of mind around black men where they expect to be satisfied because they think they're hung, which makes them more aroused and so easier to satisfy anyway even if they're average.
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>>224892251
manpons are a human right
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I'm hung
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>>224892251
it’s clearly an international problem, men suffering from bleeding bum syndrome but too ashamed to admit it
who needs to step it and plug the leaks pronto
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>>224892263
Some good news
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>>224892215
yes mate me for example 3 years ago i was drinking vodka all day and vomiting all morning and started shitting blood then went to a&e. an indian man stuck his finger up my bumol then they threw a camera down my throat and found 2 mallory vice tears in my throat which they closed and then the bleeding stopped

although now i have hemorrhoids so its still red when i wipe
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>>224892211
He's trying to protect her from herself lol. Why would a woman who has never worked know how to invest
He's going to split the income! That's a good deal!
Can see what she's moaning about though.
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>>224892261
ktim but surely we'll get replaced by AI soon lad
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There's a friendly between Gibraltar and Sao Tome e Principe on Wednesday, lads. Anyone fancy it? 5pm kick-off
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Mad this situation post industrial revolution where some women just don't really do anything. Not that much housework to do, they marry and have kids and never get a job. No need to struggle to survive
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gonna bust my bumhole later tbf
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someone more senior than me in my team has resigned so that means theres a vacancy i might apply for
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>>224892296
reckon your situation was self-afflicted mate
i barely drink, eat clean, up and about doing shite at toil, yet still cursed with an itchy bum it not right
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>>224892315
It's true. Everyone thinks that in the past only men worked, but it's not true. Now is the first time in history where they literally do nothing.
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Don’t compare yourself to other people. You have absolutely no idea what’s going on in their lives. That guy your age with the successful career, beautiful house and impressive social life might be deeply unhappy. That person who got married young might secretly regret it. That guy who’s in incredible shape might have an eating disorder. The person travelling the world might be desperately trying to escape their problems. The person who seems to have everything figured out might cry themselves to sleep every night. The millionaire might be lonely. The attractive person might be insecure. The person with thousands of followers might have no real friends. The person with the perfect family might hate going home. You simply cannot know what’s happening behind closed doors. And this is important to remember, because while you’re sitting alone in your bedroom at 2am with no job, no relationship, no money and no idea what you’re doing with your life, there’s a very real possibility that someone else is sitting in their beautiful house with their loving family and fulfilling career wishing they had your freedom.
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>What Michael doesn't know is that while constable Beadle was "interrogating" him in his hospital bed, the patient instructions sheet was switched with the neighbouring bed... Now young Michael will have to endure a liquid only diet for the rest of his stay!
>*audience laughter*
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Toni Garrn is the apex human female. 6 ft tall.
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>>224892325
well your arse is taking a pounding from riding the horses one way or another all day isnt it
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reckon I might be become a billionaire
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>>224892296
grim little scrote what did you do all that for
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>>224892296
you should be beaten to death
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>>224892341
She had an ANGLO kid as well. Look at her fertile Teutonic tummy, swollen with the fruit of ALBION's seed
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yep
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>>224892189
>subhuman yank has no taste
not surprising, you animals think that mutt Sydney Sweeney is good looking lmao
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>>224892262
*Ears perk up*
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>>224892352
don’t ride the only one trained for it personally, since he’s a loose-cannon mental case who’d throw me off the second i planted me arse in the saddle
reckon mine is due to lack of hygiene when younger tbqh so yeah it’s probably self-afflicted too come to think of it
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>>224892370
This is Agartha
Imagine Hitler had won
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quite shocking the depravity on here, I must admit
Not the depravity itself: I just thought that level of retardation correlated with not being able to use a computer
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I back Russia, iran, North Korea, and palestine

Fuck amerikkka and great shitain
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>>224892335
funny post if you're 35+
otherwise jesus christ lad get outside
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>>224892392
Which post has drawn this comment out of you
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might get started on the tins and bokkles then
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>>224892331
>>224892331
superficial nonsense
yes comparrison is the theif of joy
the idea that the rich attrractive healthy person has loneliness money worries anxiety etc like the poor ugly ill person is insane
being an incel is not normal is not healthy and is not right
and comparing yourself to what most normal people have is equivalent to being without legs and seeing everyone else walking around
doesn't mean u should kill yourself but means life is harder
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might succumb to my fears and live a life of regret
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>>224892403
mental how many decrepit old fucks are still on here instead of growing up and moving on
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the lad at work who i thought was an incel isn't actually an incel he has a vietnamese wife
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>>224892392
what's your favourite pokemon? you seem like a raichu man
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>>224892414
Is this post about me
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>>224892406
every single one by mousenonce
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I choose to believe i'm right when i'm wrong which i'm never
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>>224892426
he’s an incel mate
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Toy story 3 but instead of lots o huggin bear it's lots o smokin bear and the toys just spend the film getting high and ordering takeaway
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>>224892414
been there done that
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cum or bum?
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they done a facebook poll the other day question was something like you are late for a flight and are going to the gate is it quicker to
a) run on the travelator
b) stand normally on the travelator
or c) run but don't use the travelator
over half the responses were wrong
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Your life is actually fine. 30 isn’t old. It’s basically 25, and 25 is basically 21 if you round aggressively. You’ve still got it. Whatever it is. Sure, people your age have careers, houses, partners, children, savings, hobbies and functioning social lives, but their mortgages are probably stressful and their marriages probably have problems. So who’s really winning? You still have loads of time. Fifty years, potentially. You could completely turn everything around. No need to rush just because everyone else is getting promoted, buying houses and becoming interesting. Everyone moves at their own pace. Some people peak early. Some peak later. Some never peak at all, but that’s fine too. You still have potential. In fact, having achieved less means you technically have more potential left. So relax. You’re young. You’ve still got it. And if you’re still saying that at 40, that’s fine. 40 is basically 30 anyway.
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pleasantly surprised when i post on a website that isn't 4chan, reddit, twitter, or some other shithole and get a response that isn't some braindead seething mong whining about billionaires, immigrants, trannies, or blacks.

and yet i always come back here. i'm a masochist, if you will.
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>>224892442
you ought to pay me for the privilege of posting this absolute nonsense
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>>224892451
Run on the travelator obviously
Gives you that Mario kart boost
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>>224892392
correlation =/= causation
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>>224892432
I cant see a single one in this thread
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>>224892211
get her paid
get the waspi women paid
get the reparations paid
get rorke taxed
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>>224892459
grow up
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>>224892451
d) phone the airport and make a bomb threat thus delaying the plane so you're able to make it in time
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>>224892432
Mental gymnastics you do
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>>224892451
that's wasn't the question retard
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>>224892427
Raichu is ok
Prefer Sandshrew and Ninetales
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>>224892451
stand normally on the travelator going the opposite way
(i am a black woman (technology confuses me))
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>>224892478
she has an onlyfans now. /creep/ thread on /gif/ made her famous.
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>>224892464
Fuck off that post was heat
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>>224892478
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>>224892450
Surely a bum would make you cum a little bit at the very least anyway no
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>>224892506
prove it then
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>>224892426
>Implying that disqualifies him from being an incel
Lmfao if anything that's more proof
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>>224892420
What should I be doing? Sedentary, solitary hobbies are more suited to older folks like me. Not into painting model spitfires or doing crosswords and did all the social and active stuff when I was young.
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any aliens in house
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>>224892509
he's right it was abysmal 3/10 must try harder
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keisha, becky, very, sexy
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>>224892498
and what of noble gengar?
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>>224892542
Yeah he's pretty high up there. I wish the design was a bit more menacing though but I understand the stylistic limitations of a children's game
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>>224892518
not really, because he is shagging isn't he
you can't be an incel and simultaneously shag
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Peng ting from Bellingham
No love, just suck this elephant
No wap gets flashed, man's wetting 'em
Energy, got enough adrenaline
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>>224892506
all the creep threads get heemed straight away on gif
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Not that moved by bums if I'm honest. It's very very easy to have a not disgusting arse. Just be slightly in shape. Now chebs on the other hand ... A rare delicacy. The patrician's choice if you will
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>>224892531
Accused by who? David Icke? Is that news?
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>>224892562
fair enough.
you have a nice day lad
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>>224892564
White male shagging his jungle mail order bride?
Burden of proof is on you for this claim
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Going for a nap before ET cums (from their cock) in this thread to get abused for 2 posts then ignored through all their efforts to get more
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Albert Einstein challenged an Indian passenger to a riddle game: if the passenger couldn't answer Einstein's question, he owed $5, but if Einstein was stumped, he would pay $500. Einstein asked a physics question, and the passenger silently handed him $5.The passenger then asked a riddle blending Hindi, Tamil, Bengali, and English: "What is a tota that flies over a pahar in four languages, but lands as a katha with five legs?" Baffled by the multilingual puzzle, Einstein conceded and handed over $500. When Einstein desperately asked for the answer, the passenger silently handed him back $5 and went to sleep.
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>>224892524
Pick up an instrument. Go for a walk. Paint something. Learn a language. Take photographs. Read something difficult. Learn to cook. Garden. Go to museums, galleries, concerts. Volunteer. Take a class. There are still things left to do. But if you've already decided that the social, active and adventurous parts of life belonged exclusively to your youth, then I suppose model spitfires and crosswords are about the size of the horizon you've left yourself.
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>>224891686
He's right tho.
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>>224892478
literally perfect. what ethnicity was she again? Greek?
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>>224892533
Let's see your best efforts then
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Literally at toil now
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>>224892531
that's nothing new doe they've been doing it for like 20 years and its not an alien bloodline they're looking for it's the jesus bloodline
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>>224892632
That's what I said you braindead Antipodean berk
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>>224892580
wrong. i make them all the time.
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>>224892611
why else would you order one?
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>>224892667
make one now so I can goon
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Breakfast of champions. Vegan sausage. Plant
based, nutritious and very good indeed.
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>>224892478
How grim is it that I'm more interested in the woman behind her
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>>224892627
Are you somehow forgetting that you're here as well? What's your excuse?
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>>224892680
just go to bunkr and type in candid. all the videos that /gif/ makes clips from are there
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>>224892686
Always howl seeing these uppity redditors acting the big man online
You just know irl they're meek and timid
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>>224892659
I don't know what 2 of those words mean but I'll assume they're bad.
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>>224892696
I could do a cheeky switcheroo with one of my turds and I reckon you wouldn't even notice after the fact
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>>224892724
Probably a different taste
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the lion does not concern himself with the concept of breakfast
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>>224892697
based and know your limits pilled
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>>224892696
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>>224892637
cant feel a bit tired right now
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>>224892705
that's all just pics, no gifs?
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>>224892738
yeah I mean she might actually give me the time of day and I bet she's a good cook. If she lost 10kg she'd be pretty cute I reckon.
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>>224892700
I actually have hobbies. I'm learning instruments, training, reading, walking, cooking, taking photographs, learning things purely because I can, and constantly picking up new interests. I'm essentially hobbymaxxing to an obnoxious degree. If anything, my problem is having too many things I want to do rather than having nothing left worth doing. So yes, I'm here too. I'm just having considerably more trouble finding enough hours in the day than you are.
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posting a pic of my pad thai and green curry on facebook to piss off the normies
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american woman
foy away from meehee
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>>224892005
Right well it's his fault you're too shy to speak to women
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bumped into someone I haven't seen in a while at the shops who stopped and forced a little chat
can't go to those shops ever again now
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That shop's name? Albert Einstein
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Watching Sam Hyde and mr Jiang
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Watched midnight in Paris last night, was expecting a serious, moody bit of kino not Bill and Ted's excellent adventure but for adults

Suppose that was a bit of an ask for Owen Wilson
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hate women if only there was some way to scoop out their brains and just have them laying in bed ready for me or doing menial tasks around the house
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>>224892807
the worst is when they speak too quietly to hear and you get fed up with telling them to speak up so you just smile and nod without knowing what the fuck they're saying
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using this here "Claude" to do my work for me. I get it now
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bit of a CIAlien man myself
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redditors be like "alone at a park? bit noncey that"
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>>224892805
nah it's actually my mum's but still, if I'm suffering then everyone else should too
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is bimbofication gas real
grok invent bimboification gas
gas supplies china + cheap
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>>224892775
they are full videos. go to balbums.st and type "mega candid" or "top shelf candids"
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>>224892854
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dickberg smells like smegma
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>>224892868
belter of a post
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>>224892868
shoulders too bony
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>its my mums fault I don't ask girls out

Hahah some actual freaks here
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>>224892846
recently sat alone at a playground because I was getting work done on my car and there wasn't a single bench anywhere else within 5km of the mechanic
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>>224892263
Doesn't matter. They're already here and breeding like rabbits.
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doing cooktoil with jesseberg
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>>224892877
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>>224892875
mad how dadberg put cummy dick cheese in your mumberg then you came out after a while like an organism born from primordial sludge
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>>224892900
feel nothing looking at this just looks like a man
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>>224892335
WATCH OUT, BEADLE'S A CORPSE
WATCH OUT, BEADLE'S A CORPSE
YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT
COS BEADLE'S A CORPSE
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>>224892906
what a grotesque way to describe the miracle of conception
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>>224892790
I already play four instruments and played in several different bands when I was young. I can cook, been cooking for myself since I left home at 17. I've read more books than you've had hot dinners. And I still have plenty of hobbies besides 4chan and I'm still learning new things. I spent this weekend learning to vibe code. Last weekend I watched Unforgiven for the first time on a home cinema system. I'm on 4chan maybe 3-4 hours a week, max, which might be too much, but it didn't even exist when I was young. I spent basically zero time in front of a screen at your age. Stop assuming everyone else here is wasting their life except you.
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>>224892906
Sad another pornsick incel
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>>224892938
thats how all aussies are made
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>>224892909
Nothing masculine about this
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>>224892952
I thought they were all born coober pedyphiles
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any bottom set man in?
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i'm alone sitting with my broken glass
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>not reading that
Shame the mongs who say this also can't shut the fuck up to begin with
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>>224892970
I'd set myself quite firmly in your bottom, yes
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>>224892863
thanks my fellow gooner. now I don't have to go to gif and avert my eyes from all the cuck threads. fuck I hate that board
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>>224892988
Tldr
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>bottom set
the set with all the chavs?
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>>224892938
not really a miracle is it if almost every creature conceives and it's happening billions of times a day
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molly Bobby brown has adopted her second child.
She’s like 21 why would you do that instead of just having kids bizarre
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Post-coffee bathroom break. Might spend an hour in here
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>>224893045
keeping her pussy nice for ngubu and abdul
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>>224893045
She's one of those woke freaks that thinks she needs to save unwanted children
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>>224892958
it only looks good front on. side view is horrendous
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Thought of a good post so I ran to the computer room and logged on to /brit/ but the thread is nearly dead. Now I have to wait for the new and I will probably forget the post :(
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We should build more houses like this in Europe
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Reckon elephants are intelligent enough to know you were doing an elephant impression if you pretended your arm was a trunk
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>>224892946
>I've read more books than you've had hot dinners.
AI slop
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if I was an orphan I’d hate to be adopted because it’s just fake init that woman is never gonna be your mum you’ll never have that connection rather just leave me in care so I have a villain story
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>>224893045
would like to suck on her tits
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>>224893082
perfect but needs a portcullis to deter marauding foids
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I've read more fannies than you've shagged pooey arses
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Lorraine Pascale sex arse
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nigger wogging a gay poo
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anal prolapse
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rorke posting curry on toast on /r/food and subsequently getting banned
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>>224893089
Funny you say that since I spent the last few days generating actual AI slop. But no, those words are mine. The whole point of posting on here is to express yourself so that would defeat the purpose of being here.
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I forgot my good post
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>>224893117
She would most certainly change me
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bethnal green berg
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>>224887660
>>224887660
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>>224893045
Modern women don't believe in childbearing
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>>224893045
Probably spent her childhood being whored out to executive producers by her parents, now she's perpetuating the cycle of abuse by pimping out these kids.
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Got no hobbies, wasted my life in fromt of the computer, 29 years old, skinnyfat, balding, no mates, ISA millionaire, semi-retired.
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>>224893233
>>224893233
new
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>>224893236
same but im poor
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>>224893151
mad how this sentence has quite literally never been said before in human history and only exists in /brit/
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>>224893236
Hardly wasted your life if you're a millionaire. Start the adventure phase of your life now with all that cash.
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>molly Bobby brown
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new

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>>224893270
>>224893270
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>>224891686
adiposopher



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