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>>224894676there is still time
your life might not become everything you’ve ever wanted but it can certainly be better than it is right now, never give up
Fuck off piehead literally nobody wants you here even your parents wish you were dead and view you as both a burden and a danger to both themselves and society as a whole
doing my hungry boy dance
i am first and foremost a gamer
>>224894715scrigidfmiaw
>>224894689
why does it cost fucking £19 to buy a charger just the cable to not even the plug
>>224894700good post
>>224894700For of all sad words of tongue or pen,The saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
>>224894730used to be even worse for iPhone cucks before apple got forced to cut it out
>>224894715just because you played 5 mins of 'farmville' or 'candy crush' or 'animal crossing' does not make you a 'gamer', just so you know. i was speedrunning castlevania at 4 years old.
>>224894730is it for an iphone?
>>224894730literally a 6 quid for a multi pack of different lengths mate where are you shopping?
>>224894730those cables come with everything that's a retard tax for losing yours
>>224894730It doesn't Even 240W 3m easily found for £12
samebrad
>>224894767
>>224894681white women are angel
When I become Prime Minister I will purge Britain's parks of grey squirrels, provide a free ebony Kween on the NHS for all single men, decimate womanhood and legalise pink custard
Your life is actually fine. 30 isn’t old. It’s basically 25, and 25 is basically 21 if you round aggressively. You’ve still got it. Whatever it is. Sure, people your age have careers, houses, partners, children, savings, hobbies and functioning social lives, but their mortgages are probably stressful and their marriages probably have problems. So who’s really winning? You still have loads of time. Fifty years, potentially. You could completely turn everything around. No need to rush just because everyone else is getting promoted, buying houses and becoming interesting. Everyone moves at their own pace. Some people peak early. Some peak later. Some never peak at all, but that’s fine too. You still have potential. In fact, having achieved less means you technically have more potential left. So relax. You’re young. You’ve still got it. And if you’re still saying that at 40, that’s fine. 40 is basically 30 anyway.
>>224894757Yes>>224894759Argos
What if I use a bit of kitchen roll instead of a plate
nearly a year since silksong came out. still no news about dlc. one of the developers has become a tranny.
>>224894795I hate those fuckers
>>224894811I remember when Silksong WAS DLC
wait so he didn't even die from the foodhe died a few days later from... old age. old man was dying anywayfucking hell you people will seethe over anything
>>224894785>Oldest and baldest at university>Oldest and baldest at the backpacker hostel>Oldest and baldest at graduate job interviewsNo. If you miss out by age 25-ish (27 if you have youthful looks) you're honestly and genuinely (and completely) fucked.
>noooooo it wasn't the bame nurse force feeding him roast potatoes! IT JUST WASN'T OK
>>224894785absolute wog babble!
ok the NHS bame post gave me a chuckle but it wasn’t that comical for a mass-Bradley reply
>>224894814Based. A woman is incapable of love like this.
>>224894811>game is hard to the point where it's just annoying and you literally have to be on the spectrum to enjoy it>made by a trannyAmazing to be honest
know the difference
>>224894828>>224894843
leftypol when a bame kills a man with roast dinner: erm it was old age not the chokingleftypol when a man with terminal cancer dies while having the sniffles:covid deaths need to STOP NOWMask up and GET. YOUR. JAB.
khhv
>>224894828this even if i had a gf or sex now at the age of late 30sit wouldn't make up for all the missed experience any vaguely normal person has had decades of
rorke when he has schizophrenia: >>224894864
>>224894876this shit probably funny af
>>224894876it do be like that
>>224894882baited for that exact responseyou are putty in my hands
it’s just funny ok that’s it
>>224894868nice
>>224894844t. scr's at literally every bruce post he sees
>>224894876screaming (i don’t understand it)
>>224894851some people eat steamed mushrooms
>>224894868>197th workoutSeeing progress in terms of exact number of workouts (or total number of reps, total number of calories eaten) interests me a bit. Imagine if you had a before and after photo and could say: "to go from photo A to photo B it took 300 workouts, 3,000 reps of these exercises and 1,050,000 calories".
>>224894850not that hard though is it. certainly not as hard as any of the dark souls
>>224894920Some people molest kids, doesn’t make it right
>>224894864The man who died in a car crash previously tested positive for COVID-19 rorke how is that not a COVID-19 death???
>>224894907Gagging for a kebab now
>>224894928dunno I've never played it
>>224894955Go on
Wonder if Noah woods and Maddy will start dating in heaven?
>>224894918no I’m much more strict now. the aussies became too comfortable so I only scr their posts if its exceptionap
alri Tom i know youre in here
how come it's sociologically celebrated to acknowledge that women sometimes just turn completely psychotic after something as beautiful and good as having a baby and that they're by far the most easily influenced by advertisements and that their hormones completely change their mood and behaviour once a month but it's so completely evil to suggest maybe someone like this shouldnt be able to vote?
>>224894877It's a devastating thought. The only glimmer of hope is you somehow find a GF that's in a similar situation to you (impossible).
>>224894958Actually not a kebab. Doner meat and chips. Or just a tray of doner meat. Mix it into a vindaloo.
alri jake
>>224894906I know I am but what am I
>>224894982dunno lol
got post wank psychosis and kicked my dogs head off
>>224894795i bought an anker usb-c to usb-c charger on argos last week and it was 11 quid for the plug and wire, which came together.
>>224894965no because she'd be about 25 now
>>224894997spot of the old penile dementia is it lad? I've been there before
>>224894997it not your fault x
you reckon they'll admit to killing maddie on their deathbeds?
>>224894999I don’t need usb c
>>224895017i didnt ask.
>>224895015don't put words in ant & dec's mouth mate
>>224895015you mean if they both pass away at the same time or only one of them
>>224894986and also what does that mean? she'd have to be as mentally ill/ugly as me etcutterly undesireable
>>224895000Don’t think that’s how it works. Otherwise you have a load of skeletons and that walking about up there
>>224895015Be mad if they gave one of the detectives a cheeky wink as they parted ways like in that limmy sketch
>>224895033either of them but I assume when one's already dead and the other is the only one bearing the burden
don't come to brit anywhere near as much as I used to, I noticed I've not seen ziedy in a while, please tell me he's dead or something
>>224895034Exactly. I wouldn't want a GF like me lol
it was at this point the gay porn took hold
Been posting here for ages and I swear this place just got more mentally ill once mousenonce got here
>>224895049what if you are actually ziedy and that's why you don't see him as much
gotten quite good at ignoring the future
>>224895047if you and your wife murdered your daughter and you were going to die first. would you take the full blame on your deathbed, or just before dying tell everyone it was your wife.
>>224895050this and if anyone were to like me now i'd be like what's wrong with you whyu are you the only woman on the planet who doesu must be severely mentally ill and therefore inherently unattractive ot me lol
>>224895049I wouldn't know, he's filtered like the rest of them
>>224895049Still does his ocd ritual occasionally but janny has him on a leash
>>224895061
>>224895061I've never been to belgium
Not to repeat myself but Noah was incredibly autistic and those lads are all mute geniuses. he has merely ascended to a higher realm to commune with the anunnaki on our behalf. you think you have thoughts but autists don't even have that, they simply exist, act, dream, manifest, etc unconsciously. like every part of their being is woven through the fabric of reality like earthly angels or somethingbig fan of them tbqh
>>224895049he posted at the end of two threads ago because he's a coward
the narwhal bacon at midnight aah post
>>224895086neither has he. he's english.
>noooo you have to do something with your life! you have to work and grind and do mundane bullshit you don't enjoy for status points! you have to slave for me shekelberg so he can get his 4th yacht! you have to talk to those used up hpv riddled whores and put your penis int hem otherwise your not accomplishedlmao reminder caveman sat around all day scratching their asses and did nothing but fuck and kill stuff for food. fucking lame ass faggot. I have thousands of hours of time spent ENJOYING myself playing vidya, watching shows and anime, fapping and relaxing. meanwhile every other faggot I know is struggling to keep a marriage a float and for their kids not to hate them lmao get bent loser!
garminberg says I need 8 hours 40 sleep tonight but I won't be getting that tonight or catching up any time this week so that's the week already written off then
narwhal bacon throat training
>>224895094proper was n all wasnt it lol lad thinks he's going to be well funny on /brit/ because he's making fun of a dead child and that's automatically hilarious to him and then the rest of the post is just "i like penguins and sporks!" shite
narwhussy mentioned
>>224895119sounds like coping. nobody who truly enjoyed their life as a gamer would say thissame reason gamers become livid when you told them you quit gamingWHY WOULD YOU WANT TO QUIT GAMING
sitting at my desk becoming more and more furious
>>224895129that's not the post i was talking about but i probably agree nonetheless x
Who remembers getting chips and cheese from the takeaway after the club? Or in the college cafeteria? There was a time around 1998-2000ish when everyone was having chips and cheese. Might do chips and cheese. I've got both ingredients and an air fryer. Shall I do chips and cheese?
>>224895146yes it was
>>224895136SEEETHING!!! HOLY FUCK BRO YOU ARE SEEEEEETHING SO BAD!! KEK STAY MAD LOSER!TOTAL GAMER VICTORY
>>224895121might as well get hammered every night. that'll really upset the garminberg watch
>>224895141gamer fatigue
>>224895136>gamers become livid when you told them you quit gamingDon't think this happens actually no
go on lad he's on the ropes FINISH HIM
used to play CS as a wee lad
inserting venomous jungle centipedes up my arse
>>224895173scr
the fact that half you faggots complain about not having a gf just goes to show that you've never had one, else you'd know they are insufferable adulterous bores. they're all infected with STDs and poisoned ideologies. having to listen to a woman speak should be classed as a hate crime
I'm on the ropes if anyone wants to finish me
>>224895189lmao there was literally a raid on a site for ex-gamers because gamers didn't consider it an addictionyou are livid
>>224894844>it wasn’t that comical for a mass-Bradley replyYou are now seeing how the Mousecord operate
>>224895226Thanks for weighing in
>>224895226>else you'd know they are insufferable adulterous bores. they're all infected with STDs and poisoned ideologies. having to listen to a woman speak should be classed as a hate crime
>>224895232if you say so
>>224895226>the fact that half you faggots complain about not having a gf just goes to show that you've never had onehe cracked the case
>>224895141this is me and in bedseething at my failure of a life haha
scrrrrrrrrrrrr
Told an old lady to shut up today
>>224895275might be my favourite boob shape
when gamers learn about the existence of reddit.com/r/StopGaming/
>>224895247this post SCREAMS "I've never spoken to a woman in real life"
>>224895275just not realistic is it
rorke dusting the salt off his finger and immediately reaching for another peanut
>>224895287grow uo
we need aggressive afforestation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDMCwSP5nf0
>>224895287needs a slight sag
>>224895226Fucking TRUE. they make you watch the most boring gogglebox shit on TV and talk about it then they show you their disney book and their family photos who the fuck asked to see your family photos? I don't know these people Emily for fucks sake and no I don't owe you a full pack of 20 cigs you gave me about 6. Oh today we're making a pizza from scratch are we? Doesn't matter what I might want to do then. You're not even that fit
>>224895315shut up poofter
heathernonce
Shut your moaning, you're wasting my time.
>>224895305oh does it now
>>224895331very mature comeback lad. thanks for proving my point
>>224895319For me, it's former Scunthorpe, Northampton and Hull City forward Jamie Forrester
STOP GAMING SO YOU CAN GO TO WORK AND FUND MR SHEKELBERGS LIFESTYLE AND BE ABLE TO BE A REAL MAN™ AND SUPPORT SOME FOID WITH 2 GOBLIN KIDS TO SOME SUBHUMAN BEASTbut yeah "gaming" is the wrong choice in life :)
>>224895355shut up gayboy
>>224895321Autumn theme candidate for sure
>>224895266i think video games are genuinely adolescent (not all but broadly speaking) in a way most hobbies aren'ti think when, as an adult, instead of playing video games i'd rather go out drinking/socialising or reading a book, they are aware that what they are doing is more "infantile"altho somewhat ironic as half the fun of alcohol is making you feel more childlike
something is deeply wrong with our culture
>>224895325kek so true. they think they're all that but I'd fucking kill them all with one punch and send them flying off into the stratosphere
>>224895379For me alcohol is about stopping the anxiety shakes and making me feel comfortable touching random women's arses whilst pretending I'm not going to get arrested for it
I'm far too mature for gaming or substance abuseMy hobbies are woodworking and origami, creative soul I am
>>224895398seems like you are choosing the worst girls
>>224895379I bet you think playing chess is mature and respectable. How is chess different from video games? If you play it online it literally is a video game because it's a GAMEYou only think one is better because society told you so and that's where you get your opinions.
I like gaming though
Lunch break wank and snooze on the cards. Hanging to absolute fuck so hopefully this gives me an afternoon perk.
ffs rorke
>How is chess different from video games?>You only think one is better because society told you so and that's where you get your opinions.
>>224895379yeah bro, go out drinking/socialising and listen to people talk about mundane shit you don't care about, that's waaaaay more important than actually enjoying yourself. pretentious faggot, and none of you faggots actually read. guarantee you don't remember the synopsis from the last 5 books you've read (that's the joke because you don't actually read)
ive always played video games and ive always had gfs, mates, and an active social life.does that upset your autistic binary interpretation of reality?
woke up from extreme hunger, went to prepare food but felt so exhausted I came back to sleep but couldn't and here I am
>>224895396if you look carefully at the words used here you'll see it's basically 90% corporate shite, they're acting as though their daily life is their career
you don't play chess for 6 hours a day with your little gay headphones and LED keyboard
i had sex once. with a woman.
>>224895398>tomorrow you're meeting my parents and I told them you bought me flowers so just go along with that lie for me... what? lyings normal and easy I lie all the time>AAARGH YOU CAN'T GET A BONER ON COMMAND WHENEVER I WANT IM OFF TO FIND A HARD COCK *storms out*and she was surprised when it didn't work out
you read huh? explain to me in depth the stories of the last ten books you've read, can't do it? didn't think so you pretentious faggot!HAHAHAHAHA STAY MAD
>>224895497teach me senpai
>>224895508HAHAHAHA
>>224895488So it's not the actual video gaming you have a problem with, it's the culture. You're a poser. Ooh look at me I'm so cultured, more sherry Niles?
>>224895400excuse me?>>224895428no i think chess is boring you utter spastic>>224895450>that's waaaaay more important than actually enjoying yourself. opposite of what i staid you autistic retard>and none of you faggots actually read. guarantee you don't remember the synopsis from the last 5 books project on
>>224895508grown ass man like "i read 10 pages of my storybook today"
i'm doing a poo while crying
I'm Chad and I spend all day everyday on /brit/
>>224895546>i think chess is boring150 elo detected
>>224895541video games are infantile and you know it, that's why most adults drop them when they turn 20only people who play games in their 20s and single mums, incels and generally losers
>>224895379>videogames are adolescent>going out drinking is notkek
chess is too simple for me
>>224895548LMAO faggots probably read Dr Seuss and think it's profound. fucking state of their lives
you merely adopted the gay porn, i was born into it, moulded by it *me to my gay dads*
>>224895470it does actually and so does people on 4chan having gfs and i don't like it because then i have to acknowledge that my problem lies with something inherent in me rather than anything i do
>>224895572i addressed this in my post if you had the capacity to read>>224895565i won't pretend to be good at chess because it's boring lolit's even worse to get good at considering it's almost entirely about long term memory and learning opennings lol
>>224895583stupida fucking game
>>224895572BODIED THAT PRETENTIOUS FREAK
steamed hams
Bird is watching these fucking TikToks of completely made up customer service / horrible boss scenarios being acted out by the most annoying cunts in the planet.Your old manager called you trying to get you to cover a shift even though you left three years ago? Definitely happened and warrants the dramatisation being played full blast in my fucking living room.Might Chris Benoit us all
>>224895569>video games are infantile and you know itLet's assume I don't know it. Explain how they're infantile.
woke up at 6britpostedwent back to bedand now here I am again! britposting with the boys!
>>224895572going out drinking gets people shaggedplaying vidya with your five sweaty mates or orbiting some streamer does not
mad how offended the manchildren get if you say maybe video games aren't the best things in lifesad that's all they have
>>224895633you said that like shagging isnt a thing adolescents do. did you not shag as a teenager mate? kek
>>224895650Me on the right
>>224895633what colour is your bugatti?
>>224895633going out might get other people shagged, highly doubt it works for youyou're the type of faggot to wear a bow tie to a pub. kill yourself
>>224895597But you don't consider chess and video games to be basically the same. Video games give you "the ick" far more than chess. Your problem with video games isn't that they're boring. You judge gamers more than chess players. Admit it.
>>224895638this, but alcohol
>>224895555same. i'm tight as hell
>>224895646shagged your mum loads as a teen
>>224895650haha he is being mounted like he is a horse! the person on top is about to jump onto the back of the bottom person and then the bottom person will run around and yell "neigh" lol!
>>224895621do you agree that if someone were to watch cbeebies and play with dolls at 20 they would be leading an unfulfilling life compared to someone who grew up mentally and did more stimulating things like reading, playing an instrument, learning a language, having friends etcyou agree yes? well that's how i see gamers
