QWOP edition
>>224897261lol remember that game
Mental how I didn't get banned for my posts last night. I can say what I want
>open new>tab over to something more interesting>come back to see the thread is at bump limit>repeat
flash dying made the internet so sterile and boring
off to sleep lads, gonna dream of playing video games and shagging fit birds (I do both daily)
sir m-cat
>>224897305Telling all of your sucking off big black men stories again eh?
>>224897321flash dying? that some new tiktok trend?
Yesterday I washed my ass in the shower This morning I woke up and took a shit
>>224897301Why are you wearing a lime green fluorescent top?
i think it's just working in the uk
Why do they never stop and ask "are my posts good? should I continue?" This website would be a lot better if subhumans could do that
would like to wear blackface at least once in my life
I feel good today
>>224897348the circle of life as it were
Good mental health habit - Whenever someone says something rude to you on here, just take it as if it’s just one of your mates giving you the business and have a laugh. Don’t get bent out of shape, no one really means it
>>224897377The office was a famously optimistic view of workplace culture wasn't it, everyone was just loving it back in the 2000's
- whenever they use a clicker, I start jerking off
>>224897387yeah just be a pushover faggot
>>224897350It's the signal where I am for being down for a shag. I actually went to the sniffies spot right after but nobody was about, waited half an hour even. I mean probably a good thing because my arse was pooey but some guys are actually into that. I've had a bloke clean me up with his tongue before fucking me (of course his knob still got pooey because his tongue couldn't clean out the inside, but he really didn't seem to care, like I say if anything it was a turn on for him)
>>224897340least ignorant zoomer>>224897387how can anyone be offended by what some moron on 4chan says like inherently i assume they are the dregs of societysure i'd rather be called beautiful than ugly but coming from a 4channer i dont rly care
>Some 17pc go through an entire working day without speaking to anyone face-to-face while 40pc feel lonely at work, 37pc have no close friends there and almost a third felt lonelier in the office than they did alone at home during lockdown.god those people in the office never knew how good they had it
>>224897377I blame the death of banter. We got banned from slapping each other on the bum despite it only being about 4 or 5 of us all in on the joke. Other people didn’t like it so we had to stop.
>>224897387She seems happy
[legal age] girls in high heels so they reach cock height
>>224897436get xir shagged up the whatever they have going on there
>>224897436not sure if it would be better for this person if they're cis or trans what a sad state of a body :(
>>224897387I mean it
>>224897416Alright mate
>>224897436I'd shag but you know she's a trans lesbian
>>224897455Definitely is a tranner though
>>224897414>>224897448It’s 4chan, lads not real life x
>>224897423He was clearly making a joke.
>“When I do speak out loud, I’m half expecting to hear a ‘shush!’>“Work isn’t just joyless, it’s silent. Typing has replaced talking.”
Odds I apply for universityEvens I put it all on a bet
>>224897321Playing the flash game where you hurt that little ball guy with dynamite on the library computer
>>224897451get the dwarves shagged
think if we're banning nsfw images that should apply for words toosome horrible stuff i read here
got the maimy asmr on. would dearly love to cram my face twixt her buttocks
>>224897489Odds you never post againEvens you never post again0 fair enough u can post again
school uniforms do a good job of hiding girls tits. i remember non-uniform days were often a big surprise.
>>224897377>workplaces become majority 40+ >suddenly everybody sadwoah...
>>224897441That's mentioned too>The banter that was once rife in offices of the 1980s and 1990s has gone, too, for more contested reasons.>“There’s a sort of weird, creeping puritanism, an atmosphere of austerity and self-restraint, which doesn’t make for a particularly entertaining eight hours of the day... Mischievous conversation is now potentially career-destroying,” he says.
>>224897451Alri Big Show
>>224897510literally the opposite
luv redheads x
i spose it doesn't matter if you're tranner, gay, female, non white, or normal - we've all got bum holes at the end of the day
Well at least she had a head start on breast tissue growth
>>224897510girls stuff their bras on casual clothes dayI know because I made it up and it's sounds like something women would do
>>224897507okay ill try that then
reckon i've developed a psychotic disorder from all the brain damaging substances i've abused over the years
>>224897523Actually kinda fit but the hair is giving "me doing all this shit is just a fetish"
>>224897480It's a lad surprisingly
>>224897548No way on earth they've not trooned out
>>224897487>>224897515This isn't the case though
>>224897532if this gargoyle can get a gf, what's your excuse?
>>224897492That was good, I liked making him catch grenades. For me it was two player Boxhead
>>224897548Mate, that is quite the polar opposite of a surprise
some mentally retarded bitch in a wheelchair just screeched and tried to chase me jfc, put those things on a leash
>>224897548it's like that game where different people draw the head, body and legs
>>224897571i'm a mental bipolar tranny I don't need to inflict that on others
>>224897576s
being a trans lesbian must be fuckednot only is the potential pool far smaller than normal women, but you're also a bloke that has to compete with women that have fanniesliterally just banking on pity
fucking roaring at the new ai content checks showing 90% of reddit stories are fakehttps://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdSideHustles/comments/1wly3j7/getting_paid_20_every_morning_just_to_do_my/
The possibility of an email arriving at any possible minute means that workers are constantly on alert and potentially busy. The half-hours of “forced downtime” that used to punctuate the office day – and where true socialising was rife – have vanished.Smartphones finished the job. Devices we expected to liberate us from many menial tasks “actually turned out to be something of a prison”, according to Sutherland, with work now following you home.
>>224897547Well it's a trannard so probably.>>224897548Almost phwoar but brown skin is ruining it
>>224897577that was a mirror and you're just in your computer chair
>>224897571genuinely i think of this so often when i read the shite on redditbut then sometimes u can see who their partners are and they're just as ugly so who cares lol
I'm honestly not entirely sure why hons even botherSurely you know you look like a hon?This is why I prefer 4chan trannies
>be my friend or I'm going to be an absolute cunt and btw you're evil
>>224897599even worse if you want a gf with a fanny and have to tell all the other trans lesbians that they don't count as a woman for you
>>224897571his gf is probably grim and smelly
Honestly should probably stop doomposting
>>224897620In that lad’s defence I once shagged this law student who, despite being an actual woman, wasn’t much better looking that that
>>224897487>>224897515The fruits of Protestantism.
>>224893656This entire thread is insane btw if you really hate them
>>224897615>>224897641yeah but if he can get a gf that's his equal, why can't you?
>>224897659we picked the wrong path
time travelling to the 90s to play super nintendo and watch ren and stimpy and very conspicuously not warning anyone about 9/11
is there any experience in life the woke mob have improved?
>>224897599there are more trans lesbians than actual lesbians I reckon
that was the last tranny post in /brit/ EVERwe are about to enter a new golden age
Hello
Shave might do her a few favours.
>>224897659No, it’s women. It’s always women. It’s the battle axe the corner, the HR harpies, the game playing slags and the jealous mum age managers.
>>224897690French accent voice - two posts later…
>>224897669*puts pocket money into airline put options*
>>224897697I work with men and I hate it. Granted they're gormless gimps but still
Will eventually stop shitting up the thread
>>224897710Hello Sheckleberg TiemtravelBlaytt
>>224897724I shan’t
when was the last time you bobbed for anything that wasn't an apple
>>224897455pretty obviously a tranny, can you really not tell?
people killing :/people dying :/children hurt :/and you hear them crying :/
Funny because xe said hon
>>224897720*gaumlessno need to use an english corruption
>>224897745Your grandad’s willy I think it was
>>224897261I am the only male in this shitty course lmao
apple bobbing jeans
>>224894443
>>224897763get tae shaggin
>>224897763Screenshot, eh?
boots with the pho
I'm intelligent yet unemployed
>>224897779>>224897781Google Pixel photos are too large I got this phone because I get Google Fi with it. Plus I am just stuck in a CNA course
right well ive recorded and edited the latest 'tok, 'tube, and 'gram upload haven't i
>>224897763>screenshot your own picturehmm
>>224897665i dont want a gf my equal lol
>>224897763Rorke's creps
Whoever invented AVIF can fuck off. Horrible image format.
>>224897670
Gf of my equalJesus Christ that poor poor girl.
Anyone else squirt water up their ass and fart it out in the shower? Feels like pooping lol
>>224897763The creppertons
>>224897809>>224897814File size too big honestly fucking wild because I wasted 3 weeks to get this CNA license which means I get 23 an hour also uh for some reason these girls are weirded out I took boxing classes and somewhat muscular
>all the people in my nursing course are womenwoah...
HAPPY HONNIVERSARY
>>224897837weird you must be low iq from how you speak
>>224897824horrid lot the chinese, still cant stop thinking of that webm of that dog being thrown in a boiling cauldron sticking its head out asking for help while the chinkerman just keeps trying to poke it back inside with a long stick
>>224897620obviously exhibitionism and humiliation for sexual gratification
>>224897827I got in trouble at a swimming pool as a lad when I hovered over one of these jets of water that would fire out and shot right up the ol ring piece Was one of them pools that had flumes and that
>>224897862
So he swapped from posting "rorke" 500 times a day to posting tranny screenshots from reddit?Grim.
big fart in the works
>>224897864china has no animal cruelty laws
>>224897864I love them. They provide the absolute best industrial accident videos.
>>224897878weird how women always stand around them
I'm going to start doing THIS <—– when I get my balls touched
>>224897890Not the same person
>>224897900don’t understand why you’d want to see people get hurt, let alone laugh at it, actual bizarre behaviour
>>224897905And see if they instantly just collar me and/or call me a good boy and maybe get a treat
>>224897915Yes I am
>>224897861I only have 3 hours of sleep and a black coffee with 3 shots expresso I am trying
>>224897921
i am, you are, we are australian
>>224897924no youre not
>>224897924Well one of them is me so you are a liar
Expresso
>>224897885
yeah the boys
>>224897890Supposedly it’s one of the redditflags trannies but this one is an actual tranny apparently?
>>224897862booba
>>224897930first bloke went flying
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>224897921Grow up
>>224897890He got some replies today at least Not spam if they get engagement
>>224897972
>>224897935>>224897937
>>224897601What's the site that does the checks?Quite funny given redditors are often the types to think they're too smart to fall for "fake news" and that sort of thing
might wander off into the outback and become a nomadic desert hermit
Again, don't think I mentioned being a tranny
>>224897977everyone who matured past the mental age of 16 did just that and stopped watching that shite
>>224897980
>>224897890the singular rorke poster doing his dastardly work
>>224897991Don’t ever speak to the caveman like peoples in your country? What are they like?
>>224897998dead giveaway. a tranny would never mention that they're a tranny, ergo you are a tranny
spongebob squarepants. Funny
>>224897991crazy how Brits don't have the option to do that
>>224898027What are you on aboutTrannies constantly blab on about being trannies
This picture goes hard
>>224898033neither do you or 99% of australians, you're all mulleted pudgy freaks who cant handle nature anymore so you congregate along the coast.the crocodile dundee type Australian was largely extinct by 2008
>>224897603You're an absolute mug if you're checking your work phone after hours
I too saw Croc Dundee on my YouTube shorts today
>work phone?
>>224898057Strewth, don’t be a dag ya flamin galah
>>224897864but it's based when a white guy does it, right rorke?
I'm a tranny yuhWish I had a fanny yuh
>>224897988openai and gemini started watermarking everything, you can check https://openai.com/research/verify/
>>224897826scream
>>224898094>no documentingreality>no ogrish>no /rekt/
rorke
>>224898072yeah? i saw lethal weapon on my tiktok pants.
>>224898080offended on behalf of other races again award
>>224898080no actually
>>224898120when you see what happens in cow and pig farms you'll realise how evil everyone is OH WAIT you won't you'll cope by saying "lol bacon yummy" like a fucking redditor
might just give into my invasive thoughts and jab this pencil right up my poo tubes
>>224898118FOY
>>224898094this is every russian nigga online
>>224898129bro is cooked :skull:
>>224898116sorry whoever made that image missed out on your favourite websites mate
right I know we all make jokes about "menthol elves" and stuff but this stuff is real and idk why youre going out of your way to make yourself feel worse. makes no sense.
>>224898135lol you people see pigs and animals as the same as humans and all humans as the same
>>224898099:skull emoji:
Lewisham McDeez, wanna war me? Lewisham McDeezWanna clash me? Lewisham McDeezYou will get merked, Lewisham McDeezAnd again, Lewisham McDeez, wanna war me?Lewisham McDeez, wanna clash me?Lewisham McDeez, you will get merkedLewisham McDeezLike, yo, I come from the road, all of my family come from the roadBrothers, sisters, come from the road, uncles, aunties, come from the roadIt'll be long if I come to your road, it'll be long if you come to my roadPrem, that's on my road, senpai, it's mad on the roadOi mate, you're a bit of McDee' Salad, on your go I'll lick off the cannonNow you know anybody gets it, head tops splatteredLike next round you're gonna get battered, you don't want a war you're gonna get clatteredI spat the reload the bar when it mattered, levels them high, high like a ladderThis flow's a stonker, everybody's spazzingLewisham McDeez, wanna war me? Lewisham McDeezWanna clash me? Lewisham McDeezYou will get merked, Lewisham McDeezAnd again, Lewisham McDeez, wanna war me?Lewisham McDeez, wanna clash me?Lewisham McDeez, you will get merkedLewisham McDeezYou don't wanna clash, get brash, best sit back, not big 'cause you got a 'tache and a six-packGet bun like burgers when you flip that, lyrically you'll get yam like Big MacNah, I don't wanna really wanna get vexed, like when you gotta ask bossman, “Where my chips at?” (Oi boss)Lewisham McDeez, clash, don't chit chat, get your heads backs, what I'm throwing my drink atEdgy, you don't wanna war me, watch your tongue, you don't wanna get chiefedFace get left ugly and gory, I'll dash a burger into your cheekKetchup to your head top and ice cream, don't chat, don't act up, do not speakForget roads, just MC, you man are all chicken like KFCLewisham McDeez, wanna war me? Lewisham McDeezWanna clash me? Lewisham McDeezYou will get merked, Lewisham McDeezAnd again, Lewisham McDeez, wanna war me?Lewisham McDeez, wanna clash me?Lewisham McDeez, you will get merkedLewisham McDe
would you buy from a business with this rating?they're cheaper than myprotein
You lot seen that cartel vid where they're slapping his arse with a big wooden plank and a poo just falls out his bum
yeah like i'm gonna read that
>>224898164Good boy
>>224898180...yh
>>224898165already backpedalling loli've made you mad from pointing out your hypocrisy and now i will ignore you
>>224898180no, havent
>>224898180of all the things the cartel could do to you that doesn't seem too bad
Anyone got a fucking clue what that maple syrup wog is going on about?
>>224898195funny one that if you don't think about all the cartel bits
>>224898196k bye
>>224898180Surely that's not a real video
>>224898221it is lol
>>224898230Post it
might get one of them vietnam field jackets because it's apparently the unofficial jacket of being a traumatised incel
>>224898232don't have itsaw it on a rekt thread years ago
>>224898235My jacket has an embroidered scorpion on the back :)
>>224898180no wtf
>>224898235she wears one
>>224898180...nh
drinking a Strawberry Mirinda. tastes like purfume
>>224898180poo pinata aha
>>224898263doesn't wear anything now
>>224898263she looks like she fucks niggers
>>224898263*worelmao
>>224898263sex
Imagine the indignity of all the other cartel lads laughing at your pooey bum. You’d never be able to show your face in Guadalajara ever again
>>224898304>>224898304>>224898304New
Honestly transitioning post 30 should be an instant death sentenceMost of the optics nukes come from them
toilfu in the office tomorrow. will be putting on the moves
leaf meltdown time is it
>>224898316umm, early much?
>>224898292Looks like yer mum does she?
>>224898320>6 years agowew lad
>>224898316that's flooding mate
>>224898338Oopsies haha x
just casually scrolling back through six years of reddit troon posts
>>224897261that guy must be like 45 now...
Verdict: Twinkhon
Rome had a trans emperor
>>224898263riggggggggggghttttt but.......... who....... who..... oh .... oh ho ho ho h.... who oh who asked?
>>224898360it's not mental illness though. totally normal
>>224898374Trying to hide his wide jaw with this post isn't he
might move to germany
>>224898378The world's first twinkhon...
>>224898378>modern historians I am shocked
>>224898360it's the poo smells mong
>>224898320i hate to break it to you but 30 isn't some magical cutoff. most trannies that started younger than that also fail to pass and will grow up to be just as ogrish as these guys
>>224898374looks like abby shapiro
>>224898360dont worry hes now asking the google search AI which famous historical figures were trannies
Didn't Romans also shag little boys? Wronguns, the lot of them
>>224898386ocd and autism is a fearsome combo
>>224898417You lose your eyes is a bad house fire or something? Looks fuck all like her.
john lennon said im an artist you give me a fucking tuba ill get you something out of it
>>224898415Not saying it is but you see way more passoids who started early 20's whereas almost all 30+ troons don't pass at all
>>224898420poofters thought it was romantic and trvd to sleep outside the boys house at night to prove their devotion to bringing the boy into their service
>>224898378famous for being a massive hedonist degenerate and completely incompetent btw
>>224898378>"Elagabalus had nothing at all to make up for his vices, which are of such a kind that it is too disgusting even to allude to them"checks out
Wonder if she got it done at a butchers
>>224898399same as that other tranny that always gets spammed here. lips pursed and off to the side to try and hide the bucket jaw lol
I’m a fartist. You give me a bum hole and I’ll poo out of it.
>>224898435looooool someone's mad I compared their waifu to a tranny
really cannot stress enough how little i care about these reddit trannies
>>224898471What’s a waifu?
>>224898458>cassius dio was a vile transphobethere are no heroes...
>>224898478Cared enough to post about em
Truly dire.
>>224898482incel neek term for a girl you want to marry
there's only one trans person I care about
>>224898499Tour guide round the loony bin I’ll bet
>tranny posting ugly tranniesWhy do they do this? Can’t imagine it makes them feel better about themselves in any way
>>224898446>passoidsliterally don't existthey can create reasonably convincing photographs when they have complete control over framing and lighting and can pick the most convincing picture from dozens, but on video it's practically impossible, let alone in real lifeit's not even the face that kills them, gait and frame are the impassable mountains. you can tell a tranny before they even turn around
consider the pat butcher
>>224898525depends really
they should make a cool tranny movie like taken but it's a 40 something gighon that just totally obliterates dudes but loves a good pamper night
nothing better for you all to be doing?
fittest tranny of all time?for me its rosalind from as you like it
More of a Janine Butcher man, myself.
CHRIST ALIVE
>>224898548prime baily jay or vanity
>>224898558looks like abby shapiro
Who tf doesn't like a pamper night Also, who wouldn't feel good getting stroked on their head and butt btw
>>224898558Sammy Hagar looking well
>>224898545I'm supposed to be topping up the stock of computer peripherals as it happens
>>224898558he's trying so hard to give himself cleavage, dire
>>224898558This one passes btwHalf your posts are ugly girls the other half is just old people are disgusting
>>224898578nappies aren't my thing
>>224898578not me i like getting drunk with my boorish blokey mates, beating my mrs when i get home, then farting myself to sleep
>>224898578reminds me of that furry post about snoofing pamps or something
you know who passes? hunter schafer
>>224898605Don’t you fucking dare
>>224898601Based cringe based >>224898600>>224898605Freaks
>>224898599screamin gyou are literally blind and delusional
>>224898613pengaleng
Ed Sheeran's latest apology:
>>224898599no she doesn't nona
ed "im in love with the state of jew" sheeran
the dangers of a thread like /brit/ is you see all the miscreants acting like freaks talking about gigatwinkhons and wearing a dog leash, and it makes you feel like the most normal person on the planet no matter what your situation is like
the rape of rorke's nan drift
all mental illness traces back to egoism if you really think about it
>>224898623Incel nonce
>>224898653scrs
>>224898663we don't sign our posts here
trannys are not british culture
>>224898669Extremely fast reply
the fat and the furious: rorkes drift
going to take a break from posting them but yes they are
>>224898694omg omg omg :D
blokes dressing up as women is a panto staple, and a lot of these look like panto drag "niggas"
>>224898628been told i look like ed sheeran :/