rorke's gf edition
slow cunt sub edish
posting here instead of a yank 'dish
can't choose between both news with beautiful women in the op
non yank non tranner edition
world’s too bonkers for a normal person like me
been posting here since before some of you were porn
>>224902535Wherever i go i must protect british people.
>>224902590:)
leave the club tipsy say no mo'
>>224902590thank you sir draculai kneel
Hi
wonder if lewis the loaf still posts
>>224902619hi
the world has gone mad I exclaim as i spend every waking moment staring into the glowing insanity box
updog
>>224902590
gay porn stock set to explode next quarter
why are all the horses in that game mousey likes girls when a lot of them were male horses irl
walking around gaypornily
it seems the IT man has installed something called "sentinelone agent" on my computer
>>224902609Except how I'm getting home tomorrow
I will get someone pregnantEarlier I wanted to post that it's probably like 19-20 to get someone pregnant (I was thinking about raising a child but it was going to sound like abortion so I didn't post it)PS I will fuck
hurling myself down the stairs like a wotanic beast
>>224902635
funny how /toy/ probably has one of the oldest userbases out of all of the boards
>>224902584we're just normal lads
I used to do Uber eats when I needed money but everyone who orders food treats you like scum don’t even say thank you or anything or even open the door properly
>>224902662fUCKoFFmOUSEnONCEyOUeVILgHOUL
>>224902678Funny is it? Well it didn’t make me laugh.
>>224902635i do be like that
>>224902642
need to go to new york
>>224902678I'd say /tg/ is the oldest
i laughed
>>224902699*tickles you*what about now what about now
>>224902685just want to work, have a wife, a house, kids, hobbies none of this is no longer possible
>>224902662
The choice is:Epsteinites, billionaires, landlordism, technofeudalism, paedophilia, living in a pod and eating bugs, climate collapse, total Palantir surveillance, total Israeli ZOG controlOr:Communism, working class liberation, proletarian self governance, a society that collectively cares for each other, healthcare, healthy ecosystems, human rights, and a bright futureThe elites and mainstream media are using irrational fears and lies about ethnic minorities and trans people to brainwash you into supporting the former and hating the latter
sir sable ward
>>224902733Because you're in love with me
>>224902729Heeee heeee heeeee! Ok ok ok, stop xxx
crusadeberg
>>224902678>>224902717there are lots of 65+ year old boomers on /pol/
bear grylls got to drink michelle rodriguez' piss the lucky sod
>>224902750GIMME A FUCKING MIC
we should all chip in to get a prozzie to take mousenonces virginity
>>224902740did you fall off the nazi-wagon or something commiemong
>>224902738Me thinking about these things
>>224902740the fabled bright communist future
>>224902740If communism is so great why don’t you move to north Korea and tell us all how you get on?
computer making a high pitched noise and it only seems to stop if i enlarge this thumbnail for some reason so i'm guessing it wants me to buy a gun
>>224902740third choice:I have consensual sex with an of age non related biological female (possibly goth)
consider the currawong
>>224902738You ever just get an urge to attack someone because they instil a sense of unexplained vitriol inside you due to how they look? Yeah, I'd batter the fuck out of ratpaedo if I saw him in person
shaking my white virgin arse so vigorously it snaps off and enters orbit
>>224902790Who are you going to shoot first with your new gun?
>>224902787North Korea doesn't claim to be communist, communism has never been tried
>>224902740I hate the working classAnd proletariats are retard goyim (communism was invented by Jews btw)And china keeps poisoning the ocean with mercury or whatever
>>224902813calm down diegooo
>>224902812you'd do nothing
>>224902812youd do nothing
>>224902738looks like quentin's crackpot brother
>>224902770popped me
>>224902823it's not mine it's the computers
concerned my posts are suffering from audience captureim just tryna be me
you are all so boring
>>224902826Communism has been tried and it didn’t work because it’s very stupid.
quentin scobie has died after sustaining multiple anal wounds. i will relay your condolences to his family
>>224902812You want to fuck me so bad. That's crazy; you're a faggot
>>224902874do this
that's cwazy
>>224902864Where do you live? Unironically, if it's within 4 hours I'll come to you right now and batter you
>>224902871try again you utter failure
>>224902847Who is the computer planning on shooting then? No me I hope, haha x
JUST SAW A WHITE BITCH WITH SOME BADASS MUSCLE ASS TICKTHICKASS THIGHS GODDAMN I also saw a weird balding on top skinny tranny man with his hair in pigtails
>>224902740Most people are retarded and ought to be slaves. The elites are right.
>>224902886hes a pussy he wont tell you
>>224902886No thanks you want to have sex with me so bad
Teachers shouldn't cry when their students graduate
>>224902906Shat it
any retarded slave man in?
How do you vibecode? do i have to pay for that claude app
>>224902891hope it shoots itself for acting weird over such an ugly gun the old cow
>>224902917I'm happy to walk away from this conversation if you walk away from this conversation and it won't matter at all that you did because it's the internet
>>224902925yeah claude or astra you need a paid account
saw a girl the other day who was doing that 00s thing with low-rise jeans where the sides of the knickers stick out above them. got a stiffy.
I eat Weetabix for breakfast
>>224902760/pol/ is mostly full of teenagers and 20-30 year olds.
>>224902922Yes, every one of us.
>>224902937>stockportIs that were the tranny lives or something
>>224902906I'll go fill up my car at the petrol station right now and come to you, wherever you're at. 4 hour distance. No police, no pussy shit. Just meet me outside your place or a spot near you, and I will meet you TODAY Gnetlemans rules; no biting, hair pulling, crotch grabbing. Just a proper scrap
wonder if women get turned on by the smell of sweaty bollocks in the gym
vibecoding myself a gf
yes nadiya make this about race and turn the public back on Ed's sideshe's a good woman to do this for him
I should be an absolute monarch
Rorke successfully reinventing himself during Freshers Week until he bumps into a lad from secondary school in Rock City
>>224902967plenty of old cunts thoughtheres a /brit/pol poster who is 72
>>224902806consider the currywog
>>224902922just got home from toil me
>>224902972Actually I've seen you post before posting this
>>224902858hows it not worked?
doing a little dance
>>224902886You'll do nothing
>>224902967depends what you mean by oldest then i would bet /pol/ has the greatest number of ancient posters but maybe not proportionally
>>224902997Agreed you big Queen
>>224902925You can just ask ChatGPT/Grok/Whoever to write you some code to your specifications. Free versions can do simple ones good enough but you can also be a chancer and use up all your daily tokens to give it one big job
>>224903009No you haven't. Where you at? Seeing as the asylums won't take care of unstable rats like you, I will x
>Gnetlemansbradlyposter rn:
>>224903027You want to fuck me so badly>>224902886I'm really popular here now btw Mikey now that the faggot spammers have stopped
Is Berserk worth the read? Heard it's good but I've only watched animes before
>>224903051you will always be a freak, toby
Rorke locking eyes with a cute girl in the smoking area of Rock City and she smiles at him
ratpedo bottled it. he's all fart and no poo
THROW THEM OUT
i will literally be on the next to england to fight one of you trust me i mean it am 6 foot 5 inches cock the size of a sub too i will rape your mum
*continues my little dance*
used to get this uncanny feeling about the ocean, sea and large bodies of water which I've never been able to replicate
>>224902992any white person that said black tears would have their lives ruined
>>224903042You're sending me kisses in the messages now x I meant the parasite. If you think about it he got broken down didn't he. But since he stopped gaslighting (like I said was happening) I've become really popular and cool here
did my farty liquidy poo but i'm still very bloated
>>224902992ok I will not care about their issue ok !!
>>224903087Address or no balls, tobypoos
>>224903086black fragility isn’t it
>>224902992Nadiya Hussein's willy
Come Chigwell I'll wank you silly
>>224903074Pipe down, Owelletengo, you’ve not even you a passport
>>224903072>BritsGood lord independence can't come soon enough. Hate hate HATE being tarred with the same brush as english "people" because of some historical bullshit.
JAIL HIMSCUMBAG
>>224903087The people who watch your streams don't like you, you are like a zoo animal to themYou are a cheap thrill
Anyone here for a girl friend they want to set me up with in like 2 3 months
half of you are yanks on vpns and the other half are bots
>>224903002>>224903035On average I would say /tg/ has more old people than the rest of the site. Possibly /vr/, but there are a lot of avgn fans which widens the age range a little more.
>>224903133mikey's uncle
>>224903072So they got thrown out at the destination airport?
mums made a full plate of pancakes and they all taste like shit
>>224903133shocking
>>224903123they know they can say this stuff and get away with it
>>224900050screaSCRMEAINGI
>>224903138I'll remember that (in a good way ehe)
>>224903131Clearly Celtic supporting jocks. Vaping, easyJet flight, the clues are right there
bro 'screaming'd his own post from 2 hours ago
Alri
>>224903177you reading the archives for laughs?utter weirdo
>>224903154i dont ever browse any of those boards btw so i guess i must concede
>>224903155s
not falling for that
>>224903199Thanks for conceding with ease
>>224903133>Patrick Hartley>Patrick is an Irish name>Hartley is a shortened, anglicized form of the Gaelic surname Ó hArtghaile, meaning "descendant of Artghal"Hmm
wtf Xhaka is based
>>224903060watched a long recap on youtube me cba with comics
if scotland and wales become independent what will australia etc do about their flags?
Some lad screamed at my post from earlier and now he’s being bullied for it. It’s not right.
going xhaka.com to watch the gay porn hakas
None of you have ever 'screamed' at a post
>>224903221your welcome king anything else i can help you with today
>>224903256I've howled at a fewnot for a while though
>>224903250s
>>224903199/vr/ used to be better before the 6th gen rule. I don't go on /tg/ much but I do want to try more tgcs and board games sometime
>>224903223andh is middle name is damien which means he's the devil
>>224903263I win ok
dick twitched when talking to the non-binary person in the shop. think I've gone prison-gay
>>224903241change them id imaginethen we have 100 years of peace where all the western world is rich and harmonious and everybody gets on wellthen the climate disaster will happen and half the world will be underwater and itll be back to killing each other for resources
>>224903060its such a significant part of manga conversation that if you have any interest in adventure/seinen stuff you kinda need to read it at one pointit's crazy overrated but it does slowly become kinda good around 200 chapters in when it starts being less about being edgy.Then by the time you get 400 chapters it loses its momentum the guy wasn't writing idk exactly what happened but as i'm sure you know he died and the story just kinda flounders, shame tho cos it was developing into some hype shit.
pero xhaka
>>224903256screaming in me nans face at this post
rain came down all red like my eyes are
>>224903250
Mum called up a random locksmith online and got scammed, didn't even check the reviews which all say they're shit and stay away. Ended up paying £700 after a key snapped in the door. But she's brainless and won't learn from it, 'That's how much these things cost' she said and told me I don't know about it.
>>224903157knock her out
>>224903173because the term “white tears” don’t affect us, most white peoples just do t care about “racial abuse” it’s entirely a bame thing, rooted in deep insecurity in themselves and shame about their shithole drovels they call “””nations”””
>>224903277the name Damien really took a hit with The Omen, just like Adolf
>>224903295
suplexed the neighbours cat
>>224903313700 poundsare you fucking seriousWHAT THE FUCKthat's a 150 quid job at MOST
>>224903256done a fair bit of hooting
umbunny and mousepaedo have linked up
Studying Business Administration at the Nottingham Trent University before landing a £180,000 a year job with ease and becoming a top poster on r/HENRYUK
>>224902881sc
>>224903321dont remember there being a character callled adolf in that movie
>>224903157get them flung in her face, plate and all
>>224903340You done yourself in with that one
>>224903256https://vocaroo.com/1d1refVmckSi
>>224903340PHWORRRR
>>224903356He was the goldfish
>>224903353idgi
xnxx
>>224903345I was horrified, even rang her back and got her to read out the invoice>removing the lock 125>door re alignment 60>new high security lock 268>labour 125>emergency callout 89Since when does a fucking lock cost £268?
>>224903378
>>224903321Yes, Only Fools and Horses put the nail in the coffin on that one
>>224903340ummers
yes yes very amusing
hed rather have a buffalotake a diarrhea dump in his ear
spankbang
Dog Training for Women 30 minute Training DVD boxset
>>224902992at first i thought when she said white tears she meant ed came in his pants.
>>224903276gonna take a trip to those boards later and see whats what
Nobody:Buffalo Rorke: i am buggalo rorke
whats a 102 year old doing in a pub
>>224903396however...
rape porn tube rape videos duckduckgo
>>224903313that doesn’t sound too overly ridiculous. It’s not a good deal at all but some people just want to get back into their house
>>224903445getting heemed
Stumbling down the stairs of Rock City before "The One" asks me if I'm ok
>>224903446+100 to your postcount !!
>>224903390why did they put a new lock in lolbut at least that makes it a bit more believable i assumed it was just opening the lock, taking it out/removing the key and cleaning the lock, and putting it back intbf fancy locks do cost close to that the "mult-lock" style shit but if it's not very high end shit like that is yeah mad
NET MIGRATION DOWN BRITS ARE STAYING SMALL BOAT ARRIVALS DOWN STOP THE BOATSTHEFTS DOWN SPRAY THE GYPPOS KNIFE CRIME DOWN ARREST THE YOBBOS SHOPLIFTING UP THIEVING CUNTS PRISONERS DOWN BUILD MORE PRISONS HOUSE PRICES UP BUT NOT BY MUCH PRICE OF A PINT UP IT NEVER FUCKING FALLS INFLATION DOWN LOWER THE FOOD PRICES GDP PER PERSON UP FIRST TIME IN A WHILE UNEMPLOYMENT UP MORE OUT OF WORK YOUTHS OUT OF WORK UP BRING BACK MILITARY SERVICE FOR THESE NEETSLONG TERM SICKNESS DOWN GET BACK TO WORK PETROL UP FUCK'S SAKEDIESEL UP FUCK'S SAKE UK BORROWING COSTS UP THIS IS GONNA FUCK USBANK RATE DOWN DROP SOME MORE OIL PRICE SKYROCKETS JUST STOP OIL
>>224903456My mum was in her house, she just couldn't lock the door
>>224903472>>224903472>>224903472>>224903472>>224903472
>>224903427Glad to hear it. They may not be as good as their "glory days", but it's always nice to investigate other hobbies/topics
leftypol's ex: i was so scared when i was with him because i was worried he would cheatrorke's ex: i was so scared when i was with him because he would hit me
>chat gbtlol
sir graph poster
rorke: waving his fingers to mozart and pretending to conduct the orchestraleftypol: slow skanking to bob marley smoking a zoot wearing a fake dreadlocks rasta hat
++++++++
roman charlie kirk:carolus ecclesius
>>224903456mate, 700 quid for that is out and out robbery. takes a professional locksmith 2 minutes to remove a broken key and if the lock needs replacing it's like 25 quid for a eurolock plus labour and callout charge on top
>>224903501leftypol's ex was probably cheating on him. rorke's ex are the sort of women that get battered but still claim to love him
no
>>224903390>>>new high security lock 268psml
jesus there are some shit posts in this thread
>>224903457innocent patriot got put in the dirt by an illegal migrant just because he campaigned for a quintuple lock over a few pints. burnhams britain
>>224903550I'm looking at one right now
>>224903551CRUNCHY CORN YUM
>>224903554next pub down pal
>>224903535[User pretending to be 4channel staff] >>224903554
I found a lock that costs £260 oh my god who needs this shite lol she has been fitted up
one time i locked myself out of the house and the locksmith wouldnt answer so i got drunk in the shed and fell asleep and woke up hungover and cold at 3am
>challenge mousenonce to a scrap>he melts downLol
emergency locksmith cos i lost the key to my cuckcage and the clitty gettin swoled up
>>224903456https://www.locksmiths.co.uk/faq/locksmith-prices/
british pubs be called shit like >old cock and womble
>>224903596Smart door lock Smart door lock Nothing bad has ever came of this
>You don't get it, Mousey HATES attention and he's a bona fide SCHIZO>He's not just playing a character for attention, he's actually MENTAL>His endless spam, advertising his stream and providing a way for people to contact him outside of the thread is all part of his MANIAYou mongs are so gullible
trying to find a sound of a gnome hooting so I can post it whenever I hoot at a post
>>224903596i'm so confused wtf is this lmaoim talking about actual premium securtiy locks like "mul-t-lock" not some meme thing that is electronic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0tgz_wo07Qoh yes lads get f*cking on it *does a little dance* cmon lads get on it now it monday evening yes lads
>>224903608Yep people always bail doing something to get out of it. About that poster before
>>224903610not a good sign when every price has from in charge of it
>high security>electronic
>>224903651Grow up ffs
I bought a dog from a locksmithas soon as I took him home he made a bolt for the door
>>224903628it is a bot
>>224903628I'm a leader, o algo People notice and follow me
my twitch stream is EXPLODING in popularity lads
are there any jamaicans in /brit/?
>>224903664
doubly not a good sign when they can charge anything legally
>>224903613swedish pubs be called er.. the snow and penguin but its spelt hygfagl uphaufffff
+100 to my postscount
>>224903651even worse signs when every price says get a quote
>>224903664>Hehe ok that was a good one Scoochy..
>come home from work>new /brit/ gimmick about locksmiths is out
>>224903704invisible elton john?
>>224903664screm
+100 to my postscounts +2 to my postscounts
got maggots in my food waste bin ain't i
dont recycle me because I wont be recycled
>>224903717Okkkk Scoochy got jokessss
>>224902775he flip flops whenever he stops getting (You)sthat post will keep him on the communist gimmick for probably weeks now
>>224903697don’t got no real pubs, the ones we do have are transplanted straight from a british expat or a larper
gorrelation doesnt imply gausation
+2 to my postscounts
Dr Foreman got his brain all backwards so he is currently dexev
THUGS THE LOT OF THEM
+1 to my postscounts (on post cooldown)
>>224903773scream
>>224903743just read you lot knighted a penguin and it lived in scotland. Sir Nils Olav praise be to his highness saw fit to live in aberdeen zoo of all places
>>224903765I've done this while drunk for a laugh. The lads call me Mental Matthew (my name is Phil)
>>224903808i dont like the "bradley" avatar
>>224903765This is good boy kibble and eating raw egg normally is gross, but this guy is probably russian. Is this UK phenotype? Where was he born?
>>224903771how can they all afford to trash land rovers
>>224903773leftypol mad scientist experiments
Currently listening to the new Harry Potter full cast audiobook.Thiught i recognised the vouce if Dumbledore, so I checked the cast list and it's Hugh Laurie. Can't take it seriously. Only see George from Blackadder.
>>224903804yeah get off him you fat bitch, you're crushing his ribs
>>224903771i thought thugs were violent and beat people up and stuff how is just being a dick with a 4x4 being a thug
>>224903809Just not on, that.
Want to buy an EV but they're too expensive and I'm nervous about battery degradation
>>224903825any reason you're listening to childrens books?
>>224903818dunno, i found it on 'ddit he did the cheese in the microwave post
>>224903804Holy moly. Source?
>>224903809He looks like Dennis from always sunny, so no. NEVER do couples!
Dr Foreskin
>>224903841where would you charge it?
>>224903858is the M for mary or mogg
>>224903829you need to break the ribs otherwise you're not doing it properly
way warmer today than i thought it'd be the hoodie and jeans was a massive mistake
>>224903863At home. Also my toil is installing chargers
>>224903871mikey
>>224903794that’s pretty based actually
>>224903858the last thing you see before getting turned into Soylent Green for daring to have a net worth under £100000
>>224903858I, a privately educated, middle-class redbrick graduate, could be her bit of rough
>>224903858imagine a threesome with and rubescorr
>>224903804Holy fuck, female support dog! (They're real instead of emotional support dogs)
>>224903846Yeah I'm looking forward to the HBO show and I read what I want and don't care what others think (Blessed).
>>224903899Ok thanks for sharing, Helpernonce
off to the sex meetup tonight. we're tonguing each other's battyholes this evening.
>>224903917how did you know it was me?
>>224903804Wait that IS a real doctor? Sexo
rorke turning a blind eye
£10 eye test from specsavers
>>224903950let fatima have a peek at those eyeballs
>>224903915>I'm looking forward to the HBO showare you braindead
>>224903884he reached the rank of colonel in chief of the kings guard.>a citation from the King was read out, which described Nils as a penguin "in every way qualified to receive the honour and dignity of knighthood".>Nils Olav is recognised by Guinness World Records as the highest-ranking penguinthe lad was smashing it daily
>>224903964just say you're trans lad its ok
>>224903964No, I don't think so.But that wasn't a very nice thing to say anon.
Troons can't still be mad at harry potter
+1 to my postscounts
>>224903976hilarious tidbit of swedish history, thanks for sharing that
>>224903964you tranny or racist?
>>224898854
>>224904013>>224904013>>224904013
\all but a distant memory now
Based Timmyhttps://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2102010813166858375
>>224904019>>224904020HOYL SHITHOLY FUKCING SHIT
My posts:E = > 0, < 11 = 2!!!!
>>224904001thanks for sharing such an esteemed penguin with us
>>224902740Why are these my only choices. Dont like that one bit
>>224903340Keyboards got like 10keys
>>224903946>Liverpool
