roy edish
God was like the first AI
>stopped watching only connect when I was getting almost every question right just got too boring and I have better things to do
wlh
I stopped watching only connect when I was getting almost every question rightjust got too boring and I have better things to do
nigga you lied to me
LATINA TEEN BUBBLE BUTT BOOTY BITCHES!
Hoes mad, yes. But why..?
>>224907337nwd
potential 'scort
>>224907369pswd
guy who made the inbetweeners has a degree in theology lol bit odd innit
who is that really cute guy from gang of four? you know the one who hits things with a stick and dances around? the one in the bolo tie
>>224907372More like a man, duhhhahahehe
Who is your favourite artist?
>>224907383hs?
>>224907381pswd
>there are runts in this thread who aren’t consistently hitting 85% or more when watching only connectread a book and gain a clue
>>224907392dunno, prefer wire
rorke
>>224907402gwa
got 2 questions right in an episode of only connect once and mumberg was out of the room for the second one and didn't believe me I was fucking fuming
>>224907396Kanye West and I'll never forgive Kier Starmer from robbing me of the chance to see him this summer
I'm far too smart to watch telly, sorry mate.
What is Only Connect?
>>224907436Get a job and fly to see him you loser
>>224907400dont start
>>224907396it doxx me
>>224907445I only watch it for the quiz shows, it’s important to keep your mind sharp and make sure you’re still dominating intellectually
>>224907347in love with daisy
>>224907440
>>224907459No Fuck Starmer for life
>>224907441ktim if I was a yank and entered furrycon
>>224907440that dog is melted
hope it's not actually the end for racey
chicken nuggets and chips for my tea
I am the Chase and for me the Chase is over *winks* goodbye
>>224907501with daddies sauce?
consider the spotted flycatcher
i want to be where the lads are
>>224907372amanda hugginkiss
>>224907347Riley Nixon on the left
Often scoring near full marks on the specialist subject rounds when mastermind comes on after it which is amusing considering I don’t even consider them as anything more than general knowledge tier questions
Let's do this Bradley
>>224907509made up some sriracha mayo with sriracha sauce and mayo
uh his name is jon king apparently holy fucking shit
>>224907540How did you do that?
AI. Draw her without shoes on
as if I need another crushlook at his fucking hair wtf
https://youtu.be/bwD6QKWVAuA
not drinking at all, megone off the stuffI'm a clean man now
>>224907542jon king my penis haha
disgusting so many women have septum piercings
>>224907591computah send this nigga into space
thought about trying snus but i hear nicotine is bad so i wont. im a good boy
>>224907601You're imagining things
>>224907601and tattoos. I want them all fucking jailed
why is it always bolo ties anyway
>>224907601
>>224907634and excess weight
>>224907617i had a dream i went buying a vape the other nightquit a year ago and niccyberg still rattles around the psychedont even start with it, my advice
>>224907588squisgh
Completely unsustainable btw
we should trade our women to colombia for their women
>>224907440the horse is crying
we love her on here
>>224907660ROARINGMigrants will fix this
>>224907669me on /tv/ in 2013
>>224907660ktim
Night of the Gay Porn
>>224907661oh aye
I am back from my 3 day ban
bet he was on loads of amphetamineisn't it always the way
>>224907660just say nobody under 40 can get UC
>>224907593good stuff anon
>>224907660those with the broadest shoulders on 25k will need to burden more :^)
>>224907660and they're all here tonight!
>>224907703paid your debt to society you're a new man now
>>224907593had a couple of pints at lunch me cos it was sunny and i work with my best m8. sober sensible evening though, did the bins and went to gymtoil. all about balance.
Going to watch Suspiria (1977)
>>224907684good post
I thought the happening was supposed to be happening last night?
should I go to starbuck? or something else?
got earth 2 on
ive arsed it all up
>>224907741this enrages the roake
>>224907746ktim
>>224907746but it's a cute cat
>>224907733been meaning to watch it forever, also the remake which apparently is quite good
claude doing my nut in
funny how /brit/ posters whinge all day about benefits scroungers while also being benefits scroungers
haven't pooed in days. farting some very pungent farts tonight. can tell it's a very stinky sauna in there
I have no piercingsnot even my earsshould I get my ears pierced? will you buy me earrings?
>>224907746ktim I ruin every good thing
The USAIsraelForces of global evil...
>>224907771she looks underage but it's not the same
don't hear much about gay porn hakas now do you
GOT ME BOLOCKS TRAPPED IN THE LIFT DOOR AGAIN
Reading a book about Martin Luther King, did you lot know he was black?
very sexy beautiful women sir post more clothed bhai
>>224907416does wire have any cute members?
>>224907806or gay porn stances
tonight I have my last pack of Haribo. from tomorrow I am off the muck completely. no sugary snacks ever again
>>224907826
>>224907823he's burning in hell
Why do I sometimes have diarrhea
>>224907845i've just had my chicken nuggets and chips but now i will have a double decker (duo version) that i have in the fridgeyummy
wouldnt mind getting one of them stick on hairpieces but i suppose you have to replace it every so oftenand what happens if youre sweating loads and it just drops off
>>224907853could be because the patient is obese
>>224907809again?
>>224907853no clue mate sorry x
>>224907848ayo ma mamma iz frum okaydah
>>224907877
>>224907848the negroid features are quite strong genetically it seems. much to think about
>>224907904she didn't say that
>>224907921type of lass to match with me on the apps but it never goes anywhere
>>224907848the humble blackanese
>>224907951unbelievably mid which means she has endless attention on there since she’s perceived as attainable
>>224907780yes, do it
watching fin vs history's napoleon series. no spoilers please
*Throws a poo at you*
>>224907977looks like that england fan from the world cup
>>224907984He loves a smelly fanny does the ‘eon
i have no ears and i must scream
I went for a drive but it did feel quite dangerous so I turned around
do you reckon you could score a goal if you started all 38 games up front for man city
I have no bum and I must poo
I was looking for a poo and then I found a poo, and heaven knows I'm pooey now
>>224908030Do you reckon you could fuck off to /sp/
so which side ear is the gay one to get pierced
>>224907915think as long as you want
Might get my 14th tattoo
>>224908030nope. only chance i have is if they put me on penalties
taking klomazapam and pulling a u-turn on the m1
>>224908053left ear queer
>>224908030No
Maggie Simpson has been 1 year old for over 37 years.
>>224908044Pooey bum now would have worked better. Fits the melody.
It's only gay if you're worried about which ear it's on
>>224908018apparently his wife had blick teeth and sir horatio nelson was polyamorous. mental times
>>224908058cope. you wouldnt even score a penalty against a premier league goalie
>>224908030I still have a chance to get a football career going at 38 years young
>>224908030People have said my movement around the office is "Torres-esque" so I think I could.
>>224908050football is british culture and we can discuss it here x
>>22490808037 years and not a peep (except that one time but nobody heard her)
>>224908054This is what's known as the Eve Gene.All people descend from a black woman and thus she can produce any phenotype
>>224908080yeah? and they constantly reinvent homer and marge's backstory as well. it's all fiction ok!!!!
I’m either going to join the army, become a lorry driver or become a bus driver just can’t decide which
>>224908089never said it was a guarantee, i said it was my only chance
>>224908054holy fucking wotanic baby
>>224908114doctor nigga looks like a dreamworks character
>>224908068don't believe you
That’s rorke done then
>>224908030of course not im a skinny nerd who hasnt kicked a ball in years, not that i was ever good anyway.
>>224908053On you? Either one
I was looking for a knob and then I sucked a knob and heaven knows I’m leftypol now
>>224907968ok send me some earrings first so I will have something to wear right awaydiamonds will be fine
>>224908119Not really. The Simpsons series 1 until The Simpsons Movie is canon. Everything after that (including the movie) is presented as alternate timelines that COULD have happened.
they changed my name at Ellis island when I got off the boat
>>224908154can't be worse than gyokeres LOL #football #banter
raped arse is sore
>>224907968oh and 14 karat gold I think
>>224908152>16 kb >1 million Facebook likes in India and Africa
*wins the prem* nothing personnel
>>224908180okay post your address please, and i will send you asap
sometimes wish i were one of those learning disabled fellas that just lived a simple life of comfort being looked after by their families in a comfy home. no worries, no responsibilities, no expectations. but not too learning disabled, id want to be able to enjoy basic tv, films, and video games still.
sorry didn't realise i was on /sp/
not much worse feeling than needing a shit after already showering
>>224908186used to be leotardo
>>224907848>eating a watermelonpottery
>>224908106she had a voice in a new episode lindsay lohan voiced her
>>224908222I'm right hereI am sitting in the car
>>224908230>stop talking about british culture ggggrrrrr
>>224908216i don't know who stops them when mitoma is back
Think we should all start again. All the whites come back to Europe, th blacks to Africa, yellows to the far eat browns to wherever the fuck. Just start history all over again and see who wins this time
>>224908222when the fajitas come out sizzlin
The left needs stopping
>>224908235worse needing one right in the middle of a nice hot bath
>>224908222fuck yeah these are my people!!!
basically october and it’s still 10 trillion degrees Celsius outside this hellhole is pure fucking torture
>>224908222thats so cool hope they can all come and live in my town on benefits
any lawbergs in? need some advice.
>>224908272brahmin sooky baby
>>224908260*zesty jonathan bowden voice*there needs to be a new start!
>>224908289yes mate ask away
>>224908289I watched a few good men about ten years ago so fire away
>>224908289Shoot.
rorke takes a lavalier microphone in his hand and stands in front of a greenscreen
>>224908289Downloading kiddy porn again?
scary poke this one
>>224908340we need to talk about the []slop situation
>>224908283scr
evening Cheerios are in
lets all meet up at the fish bar for first and chips
Wish I could spent time in the loft building a train set, alas, no money and not enough space
raping my arse at 999999999mpg
>>224908340Lights. Camera. Action. 10 minutes later, the perfect refutation of Mass Migration. All in a single take. He excitedly walks towards the camera to collect his SD card. Drats! He left the lens cap on.
>>224908402Kek
I have an announcement to make.FUCK Amazon.Promised 50% off groceries and didn't reveal until the checkout that the maximum you can have it applied to is £7.50utter CUNTS
>>224908310>>224908312I made a civil claim under the Protection from Harassment act, seeking an injunction. Today I got an email from a law firm representing the defendant. They said that my claim lacks merit and that if I do not withdraw it, they will seek to have my application dismissed and also an order that I pay all of their legal costs.They have asked for me to respond by 3pm tomorrow, to let them know if I will withdraw my claim or will continue to pursue it. They only sent the email to me at 5pm today.
>>224908433no clue i was lying about being a lawyer
>>224908432yes jeff bezos needs a good raping up the arse
blud doing his weekly shop at Amazon
there they are the lads
>>224908432jeff bezos slathering the amazon basics lube on the alexapenis and ramming it right up your prime delivery slot
>>224908432The Raped
>>224908457the berg council
>>224908432jeffs benzo done you in there mate
>>224908272what
>>224908432Why not go shopping in person and, you know, partake in society? Who knows... you might even meet a lady :)
might go on the treadmill tomorrow!
im turning into the big super powerful epic guy
homie don’t shake
>>224908504ok that's good x
>>224908432
>>224907809I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LISTENED TO THE LITTLE DUTCH BOY BY THE DYKE
Not a fan of this cunt who's spent all day using the term 'groceries' for food shopping FOY
>>224908504Like a hamster on a wheel LOLWagecattlemong
>>224908433yeh ok and?
you'll do something
>>224908543i will do the thing :)
can't get a funny answer out of chat g&t no matter how hard I try
>>224908445nice one but what would you do if you were a lawyer
Buy your groceries on Amazon Prime and have them delivered to your Amazon Pod in the Amazon Dorm while you code for Amazon.
>>224908457discussing the final solution to the local wildlife question
fornicating a poo
genny lec in november lads
>>224908549probably because the question wasnt funny
Ha! Florida law and it wasn't even CORRECT!
and now i've got me finger stuck in me bum
>>224908585er...screenshots of chats with AI chatbots are ALWAYS funny
>>224908592hows u gone an done dat den
>>224908579the sort of shite you'd see written on the wall using poo in mousemong's padded cell in the nut house
im go bedbye now
>>224908615ok
>>224908500creepy old rorke trying to seduce the middle aged indian woman who assists the retards on self checkout when they break the machine
>BBC removes 11 Mitchell and Webb comedy sketches from iPlayerbonkers broken burnham bbc britain behaving badly
someone showed me affection today and I can't stop obsessing over it
bedtime for me x
>>224908606Utter irrelevance of a man after his poofter pal died of the Edinburgh Flu
>>224908625hitting her with the "item didn't scan? must be free then haha"
might ask grok what day it is lol then I'll show you lot what it says!!
>>224908568why
>>224908644goodnight sleepypops
>>224908554have a wank
>>224908648I will poo scream over it !!!
>>224908433that's a boilerplate email and you're not obligated to respond. either ignore it or acknowledge receipt and tell them you will respond shortly and nothing else. you really need to get a paralegal or lawyer to help you with your claim
>>224908625scanning his pot noodle across the dot on her forehead and making a beeping sound
>>224908606>damnalright brian calm down mate
>>224908645Reminds me of that joke - Why did Edinburgh get homosexuals, junkies and AIDS and Glasgow get Roman Catholics?Edinburgh had first pick.
Rorke not wanting to listen to how using Deliveroo is supporting the illegals more than even Andy Pandy is doing
they should make the aisles smaller so you have to squeeze past the women :)that would be good and squeeze past them :) and i could brush my winky on them as i pass :p
>>224908670screech
whatever happened to the lad with the neighing neighbour
might have an irish monday night (go to the shop and buy a bottle of whiskey)
>>224908677
>>224908686haha yeah
COME ON... NEEEIIIGH!
Drinking Wee Milk Ahahaha! :D
brit is basically tiktok for millenials
oh umbunny... why did you make me hurt you....
>>224908670sacked tranny on a seethe in his childhood grothole
>>224908715I will rape a data centre now
>>224908729or "thicktok" as i call it
>>224908715Tilde's blog
>>224908715wtf
Anti-social media I call it
>>224908729true
>>224908715fukcinhdf scremhitng
>>224908729zoomers need to scram to the 'cord and leave us be
>dark modeincel alert
>>224908715rubbish
>>224908799like my soul heh
mark mode
this what grok say
I'll repeat this post in the morning when Australians are here but if you're under 25 and frequent nu-/brit/ you're completely fucked. The prime of your life is slipping through your fingers.
>>224908811z0mgz this is so epic for the win
Just spend 30 minutes drafting and redrafting a Hinge message asking a girl out on a coffee date
>>224908829haha! it does rain there a lot
and this ChatGPT ok all done
>>224908832>if you're under 25 and frequent nu-/brit/ you're completely fuckedktim
>>224908860A I. seems to think we're CasualUK
>>224908829>>224908860This makes me want to slit my veins open
>>224908876hi xx
>>224908715bit rude
get a job
>>224908881CasualUK has an outsized influence on culture compared to us. We're maggots.
AI is poo
>>224908902i know i am!oh you said maggot
How many Amazon orders have you placed in 2026?
>>2249089200
killennials
>>224908920gay porn
engalnd? you mean turf island
>>224908913sc
>>22490892019, shops are shit
>>224908920does buying things on someone's amazon wish list count?
we are smurf island actually
>>224908920zerodon't have amazon
>>224908920just counted, 19
>>224908988>>224908988
>>224908920also 19
Tartaria was on every map until the early 1800's. Mud floods. Hidden development. How did they built those those buildings all fo a sudden? London subway and world's fairs.
ladsoliver tree is dead
room has that pong
