you'll do nothing edition
that amazon post did numbers
>>224908988Dimmy
>>224908988Apparently some britbong leader is demanding that bits sign up to fight ww3 or some shit
how do so many of us have 19 amazon orders, spooky
We're all in herehttps://www.amazon.co.uk/your-orders/ordershttps://www.amazon.co.uk/your-orders/ordershttps://www.amazon.co.uk/your-orders/orders
*enters fuckin /brit/* $$$
>>224909037gotta die for israel
pooing in my hand then screaming and throwing in nan's face
>>224909045right well you are all liars
>>224908715>Major administrationFOY
yeah i'm horny sue me
>>224909054My plan is to become diabetic
>>224908988I watched this once and it was funny but then it got kind of biting after a while
>>224909084grim
>>224909070why would we lie about that?
Raping my nan
MY BOLLOCKS ARE TRAPPED IN THE LIFT DOOR AND THE LFIT IS GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>224908966um!
not biting boring
>>224909070sc
Men should be born in prison and have to earn their way out
>>224909070i'm not, i just counted wrong and didn't know they had this at the top so now i'm a little embarrassed
>>224909122oo er
>>224909119I don't think so, but the bad ones should be sent away to an island
ruh roh
>>224909085VAR must intervene
the joy old bastards get out of blatant AI images is huge
stop consooming
ripping poos out me arse and throwing them rapid fire
>>224909045>>224909070wtf
>>224909142We tried that already it's called Australia
arrest all women
I'm gay
covid quarantine numbers lol
I eating punkin spice special k
its meant to be fucking OCTOBER
>>224909197it's september mate
4 orders this year for me
>>224909101rorke mateknock it off
>>224909190ktim
>>224909185damn 2021 was my biggest year too
l'm gay
any old man in
right i really need to have sex with a woman at this critical juncture
>>224909181there's nothing wrong with that
>>224909215me too
rorkeypops and leftybobs sleeping together in bedrorkeypops snores and then says "mimimimi"leftybobs does a gay porn groan
>>224909217this is honestly very embarrassing
>>224909228screamingbro was buying books
amazon ordercount and gay coming out posts is it?
>>224909251KEK found the wfh employee of the year
>>224909228
>>224909270'kin 'ell
>>224908832um
>>224909122omg
amazon shut down my account because I made a purchase once with my grandad's credit card (with permission)
>>224909270unc was buying stone tablets
ordered 300 dicks for my gay arse off amazon
just checked my 2020 Amazon orders and there were two. a Mia Malkova Fleshlight and 2 bottles of lube
>>224909242:)
>>224909292sc
>>224909292bro thinks he ea nasir
might try stout when i go pub tomorrow. no more porters, its time to gain a clue
>>224909288pop pops got confused and reported you to the bank
zzt *dissolves you into dust*
>>224909311cooor been thinking about what fleshlight to get when i get my own place. ideally a melanie marie one if it exists.
>>224909338unc
My willy is defective
>>224909347they're shit, dont bother
>>224909320sumeric roar
>>224909338obviously not real
>>224909338NOT funny
how do you need a "flesh light" ? because you do not know how to wank your willard by rubbing it and squeezing it with your hands ?
Never ordered anything from Amazon
>>224909341Raping that
>>224909358small willy can't touch the good parts ahahaha
>>224908988What happened to Derren Brown?!
>>224909384This bird is beautiful
>>224909401I went to see his show in Edinburgh a few months ago
had a dream cromwell was bouncing his ass up and down on a fat hard cock and thought you lads should know x
>>224909383some of us want to gain an idea of what a vagina feels like
scratching my penis and balls
if /brit/ gets too busy and we need to spill out into another thread we have this one>>224891612
what do you lads reckon the devil looks like? horrifying and ugly? or beautiful and warm?
in this episode hannah einbender is gay and critical of capitalism but is noncommittal about both so it's lighthearted fun and not annoyingly woke
>>224909414yes he is
>>224909358homemade one feels amazing though, surely the proper one is better
>>224909426any comment on sir raheem sterling?
oy loyke goy poern
i've wanked so much that i've permanently damaged the arm and now it has a tremor that the other arm doesnt have
>>224909428How was it? Apparently he has a new tv special in the oven.
>>224909445exactly like this
>>224909463love these little insights into people's home life like the eating gary's sausages and hanging up the sticky note. finally a third installment
>>224909426u gud crodie?
>>224909437I doubt they feel like thata well aroused vagina is very very warm and squeezes and flutters and pulsates plus all the other things
If you think humans are equal, as all liberals and Christians do, then the logical conclusion is that Axel Rudakabana is the equal to a Nordic physicist.
PUA master hereyou wanna get laid? do the following:lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
>>224909532yes mate
how do get a refund on Amazon without having to return it The item is a pocket pussy
>can watch the odyssey tomorrow night at 8.20pm in a completely empty theater for only £5>but the deal is two tickets for £10 and I'd need to find someone else >but there isn't anyone else>there's never anyone elsewat do
>>224909466 may as well just stick it between the sofa cushions
>>224909560take ur mum lad
>>224909558say it never camethen again I think that's your job!
>>224909474free my man sir raheem sterling ya get me mans been held down for too long we need our brother back outside , back with the mandem where he belongs
>>224909588wahey
>>224909588hahaha GREAT post
>>224909560I'll go I want to see it but im too anxious to go alone but im normal i promise and I dont smell
There's no laws against animal cruelty in China. Tells you everything you need to know about their culture and society.
>>224909588It has a picture of me being handed the box so I can’t do that
>>224909558Just say you're going to drop it off at a local return point then don't but still mark it as doneits thateasy
>>224909560just pay the incel tax . it's nothing. you have loads of money since a gf just bleeds your wallet
>>224909609Based China
>>224909532mi gud crodieu?
tempzzzzzz
>>224909609Have you seen them kill live dogs in boiling grease to cook them? Disgusting vile people.
never seen rick and morty so im going to watch some now
some times i wonder how i never spotted all the times adults make jokes about come/cum before i learned what sex was
thread's gone a bit retarded
>>224909560if I knew you irl I’d join you :)
>>224909637Bet you've got a fit arse
>>224909637used to be bewildered as to why "cum" was censored in runescape
I love playing Fallout 4 but that one song that’s like “while the guys get all the kisses, why am I the one that misses” feels like a personal attack.
Stop pretending that humans are one speciesStop being such a pathetic coward
>>224909609250,000 die every year in car accidents there
>>224909657lassie took a nap mid protest
>>224909657hilarious thing is there's a snowball's chance in hell that the refugees reciprocate such feelings towards these freaks lmao
>>224909657so this is leftypol
>>224909657renting out a truck to drive it down st petersgate at 1000000 mph
Silent Hill Wogs in Scotland
back from gymlstill clammy as fuck outside
>>224909657>I'm helping
>>224909681>Stop pretending that humans are one speciesDone and done.>Stop being such a pathetic cowardNo dice.
>>224909657Total Boomer Ausrotten
jam of a lifetimehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBJWgpsLHCo&list=RDdBJWgpsLHCo&start_radio=1
>Open AI announced this morning that the unnamed internal model involved with Navier-Stokes has resolved more than 100 long-standing open problems across most areas of mathematics.2 more weeks until the bubble bursts bro just keep listening to Ed zitron
Genuinely how the fuck do you find a graduate job in this country
wish I had /brit/mates
dadberg was watching that mobland
>>224909695You’ll be getting a visit because of this post
it's hard being a Late Millennial National Socialist with Late Boomer / Early Gen X parents
cars cause non stop carnage and deathhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmqlwpkl72plo
>>224909729Had a /brit/ gf for a time. Didn't end well.
>>224909727graduate 10 years earlier
>>224909657
fuck my (person of colour) life
>>224909727You don’t, AGI is imminent and we will all be neets
>>224909724why dont they get it to do something useful like solve cancer
>>224909744ktim unironically
>>224909747no, subhumans doThe answer is to sterilise and execute the stupid, the inferior and the anti-social elements of society
>>224909657Absolute zombies
any /r9k/ refugee man in
A q pw
>>224909775like who?
>>224909662people usually react to stuff like trump being a moron as the point where they realise 'there are no adults in charge' but for me that moment was realising adults dont have a better word for orgasming
ai is going to make women shag me somehow i fucking know it
lets make rorkenet
holding a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die
>>224909826yeah?
jingle bells all the way de ladsall the wayy
think im finally recovered from my cold that lasted 2 months. well it was like 2 separate colds but a persist tickle in my throat the whole time in between so it never really felt like it went away
>>224909824thats just late 1990’s to mid 2000’s internet (best internet)
>>224909835is christmas coming? xyou're joking xx
>>224909747Had a mate that crashed into a biker with his car and the guy stopped being able to walk and my mate felt so bad that he killed himself. I miss him
>>224909758White foids with mixed race runts should be ___________
>>224909824I don’t think it’s possible now to make any kind of walled in forum without it being cultish and bizarre
>>224909880settle down rorkeypops
>>224909862>>224909881https://youtu.be/5vbl5FL-nsIwhat about a radio based rorkenet
>>224909856did you have a single molecule of vitamin c?
>>224909867lovely any more uplifting anecdotes for us?
95 days until Christmas lads.
Dios mios!
>>224909910
>>224909867sc
>>224909910bizarre lie
>>224909910lovely photo that
>>224909867
>>224909907No, that's it. >>224909921not funny at all
>>224909724may we see them?>>224909769most open problems in maths aren't very interesting so nobody bothers in the first place, which makes them perfect to brute force with lean4 and millions of tokens
>>224909902ye i have citrus fruits quite a lot
he's going to spam the trannies again isn't he ;/
>>224909941text based erotic game enjoyers walking past the average 10inch carrier
>>224909960yeah I am
isolating myself from everyone in my life so I will be alone in my future with nobody to miss and nobody who will miss me
>>224909954you need 2000+mg a day for a cold
>>224909724I don't see how this is specialnobody has ever denied that computers are good at mathematics and calculations
They can't help themselves but say it
The technological singularity is about to happen in 3 seconds
>>224909657just be niceeeeee
cba with it allwant to diefuck off
>>224909990cheer up m8 x
>>224909990the fuck did i do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqiLNWWgYlE
What's your shagger level lads?>Shagger Apprentice (1 shag)>Shagger Novice (2-4 shags)>Shagger Initiate (5-10 shags)>Shagger Knight (11-20 shags)>Shagger Expert (21-35 shags)>Deputy Shagmaster (36-55 shags)>Vice Shagmaster (56-80 shags)>Shagmaster (81-99 shags)>Grand Shagmaster (100-499 shags)>Supreme Shagmaster (500+ shags) >Shagbeast (1000+ Shags)
>>224909990same
still have no idea how you can come out as a woman
>>224909990giz yer stuff when you rope lad
>>224909975rubes think AI good at maths = recursive self-improvement in 2 more weeks
>>224910007did you not see my post about wanking so much i gave myself a tremor?
>>224910007stopped counting after 340
>>224910007Surely apprentice should come after novice
>>224909970scroogeian
Ian has a lot to answer for here
>>224910007dont understand is each shag a different person? then I am a novice. if it's just total shags I reckon im a supreme shagmastereither way I have not had sex in over a decade
can't stop gently caressing my ringpiece with my fingers and then sniffing them
>>224909990you really wanna spend MORE time with fanny shmelar poster?
:/
CanadaAbsolutely mental place
>>224909867i'm so sorry
>>224910007Shagbeast me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgzCB--p5PQ
>>224910007If counting individual women then initiate but some more than once
>>224910006Took her an hour to get into the game fuck that bitch
>>224910081Fitsum Women Arenthey
>>224909974why didnt you tell me this earlier
>>224910022praying for americawe can't let america fall
>>224910068my anus always feels like it's prolapsed but there's nothing visibly wrong with it unless it has just been that way for years. must have 'roads but creams and suppositories didnt do anything so this is just how I live now
if anyone has any issues then I am all ear
Do not flush? I will flush!!
>>224910135need him stomping on my bollocks
>>224910087thanks lad
>>224909911why do you keep posting these people, what do you want from them?
going for a defecation at 10pm, which is very uncouth
>>224910150no dont do it!
>>224910161it's his ritualhe needs to do it
>>224910161I want them to not troon outIt's bad for us
>>224910164psychopath behaviour
>>224910135A second insanely long legged troon has hit the general
>>224909131Kek I was looking at that one too They're also acting like they weren't asking for that to happen. How to get away with recording it
>>224909941giga grandpa
>>224910110you wasn't ready
society started to collapse when we stopped letting party rock into the house
great day today brit team. some fantastic posts from you all. well done.
>>224910135
>>224910174He's cute
>>224910207we go again
>>224910207thank you, it was great doing this together.
>>224910007i don't understand how do you even keep track of this. unless you mean how many people?
>>224910159>>224910190how did you know she's male
my cousin met the tall one from LMFAO in los angeles once
waheeeey ball x pitt getting a dlc lads, such a good game ngl
>>224910139rather not say
>>224910215idgi
>>224910228yeah it's people
>>224910232I don't, I just assumed from what's gone before in these threads
>>224910081specifically his crime was randomly shoving his own poo in a 17 year old girl's face
want be dead
>>224910285The real poo scream
>>224910215dad, i'm gearoid
>>224910281very nice!
>>224910281hot
>>224910258he's a transmission (tranny)
stonetoss is a nazi
>>224910287no life a gift
>>224910007is every shag a different girl or what? idk desu but ive had relationship that lasted years so
>>224910258son is trans mission
>>224910281wheyfu
>>224910313oh right ok. not one of stonetoss' best then
price of skyr rising again needs to fucking stop
>>224910330https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790024716754681.mp4
Dont like that there's two balkoids here now. Although it's pretty representative of the UK as a whole. Maybe we need some more thirdies in our general.
my life a poo scream
>>224910361is that good, never had it
>>224910344dogs humping random shit is so funny to me.
>>224910281just imagine what this woman is like in bedjust try to fathom it
>>224910376You're an r9k immigrant
>>224910380too big
>>224910376we're political refugees
i am incapable of connecting meaningfully with other people and will surely die alone as a result LMAO
>>224910393Don't you dare label me as one of those freaks
More balkers less yanks
>>224910380not into orientals, but she's fit.
>>224910391she's really put the weight back on
>>224910413our lives are gay porns!!!
>>224910421
>>224910413plenty of weird people out there surely you will find your kin as a sensitive young man
Where's my wallet
>>224910413The problem is proximity, if we all lived on one street we'd be made, as it is we're all developing community that can never translate to irl
dont stop moving to the gay porn beat
Insect population has declined 75% in the last 20 yearsIt's over
>>224910424old pic isnt it
>>224910444if we all lived on the same street, i'd move
>>224909383>Doctor I rubbed and squeezed my willy but nothing happened
>>224910452they'll be back
assuming the gay porn stance
Me? Racist but love East Asian women
>>224910456You'd move it move it
https://voca.ro/1cD6LiclkN7h
>>224910414Good boy, unless you're /pol/ instead
>convince myself that I don’t have time in the evening to eat healthily so I eat literal slop every night>lie in bed for a minimum of an hour a night wanking and spend 2-3 hours mindlessly starting at my work laptop while doing close to nothingAnd so it goes…
>>224910454i mean since thenvery unfortunate!
on the /brit/ street I would be the 6am gay porn dancer blasting the music and dancing gay pornishly
>>224910465she is 50 years old now
>>224910488she is fit as fuck either way
the gay porn riposte
>>224910488Get your shoes off the bed ffs
>>224910478
>>224910478please visit a registered and qualified mental heath professional
>>224910499sorry
>>224910486>lie in bed for a minimum of an hour a night wanking and spend 2-3 hours mindlessly starting at my work laptop while doing close to nothingLynchian
>>224910485Only /brit/out
Doing a poo scream
>>224910081oh that's not the half of it, there's more than one running around
>>224910509It's ok sorry I shouted
Same as it ever was
>>224910490rorkes dad would sort you out
>>224910524The poo screamers
joeyy and clav linked up
>>224909724i wish it resolved my long standing problem if you catch my drift
will there be a new?
>>224910490You'd be bummed to death in seconds
>>224910568no; not allowed
if i become an influencer i will call myself stokey trent
i feel like sexual crime on the /brit/ street would be significantly higher than average.
>>224910478voice of roake
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1790014690661866.jpgNext new OP
>>224910623>>224910623>>224910623
>>224910587It won't be because you're not included
grrl said she got that red bottom. damn bitch turnt outsta be a babooon n sheit
>>224910488odd bloke
>>224910478yeah could you repeat that one more time didnt really catch it
