I just got out of jail for 1.5 years in pentinvileWhat's jail like iyc?Black people are the nicest in UK prison it seems while whites and arab/jeets are all lower order beings apart from turks who are 50/50.Albanions are dons carrying on tupacs warrior poet spirit.Everyone seems to do spiceThankfully british TV is filled with porn so you can get at least 2 wanks a week and the food is shit, but there is a good selection of books.A lot of the femoid prison officers for whatever reason are very attractive too and far too kind in temperment for what anyone would consider a job in prison. I am officially allowed to say nigger and not be called a racist bestowed upon me by the most prolific gangster and black man of poor repute in said prison.Please don't be mean to me This is my first thread in ages!Be gentle....
>>224916650Is that last bit what you said to your prison hubby?
>>224916650>for 1.5 yearsWhat did you do? Drugs?
Did you fuck any of the female guards?
>>224916650How many inches wider is your asshole now compared to before
This is a thread about prison not me please be respectful!!! This is 4chan.org please follow the rules!!!! Also who is the chud spiritual leader since Trump has gone full zionist?>>224916667Everyone is everyone's prison husband, everyone looks out for each other unless again they are white and or arab/jeet with the few exceptions.>>224916680Afray, conditional discharge. The british legal system is fucked so I was in remand waiting on forensic psychiatric reports>>224916695No. Only one was fit enough to look good even with the uniform but she didn't work on my wing.
>>224916650Depends on the prison and state but generally grim and boring. The further south you go the more thirdie and deplorable the facilities are. Our system is designed to ensure recidivism and slave labor. The DOC argues that compulsory labor provides skills to inmates and will help them gain employment. The sad reality is that their lives are forfeit. They’ll never get a job. Ever
>>224916650>A lot of the femoid prison officers for whatever reason are very attractive too and far too kind in temperment for what anyone would consider a job in prison.Do you have sexo with them like prisoners here do or nah?
>>224916902Is there no spent conviction system or even to show you got a slap on a wrist sentence? What kind of jobs do they do? UK prison its all the cheapest shit to "train" someone to do the expectation Is that everyone in prison has the iq of a peanut. There is also no phychtric or psychological support >>224916917Damn hamas niggas getting banged up just to fuck idf thots. You Jews crazy
>>224916965You missed my question you fucking jeet
>>224916993As wide as mexicos wealth gap with your northern neighbour
>>224916965> What kind of jobs do they do? UK prison its all the cheapest shit to "train" someone to do the expectation Is that everyone in prison has the iq of a peanut. There is also no phychtric or psychological supportDepends on the prison, really. Some are so overcrowded that there aren’t enough jobs around. A lot of jobs include kitchen work, license plate/clothes production, agriculture, tutoring, etc. In states like California, prisoners have volunteered to fight wildfires to the extent that a few of them even died. In most circumstances, refusal of work means you go to the hole
>>224916826>>224916993>t. maricón
>>224916650>officially allowed to say nigger and not be called a racist bestowed upon me by the most prolific gangster and black man of poor repute in said prison.how was the sex
>>224916965> its all the cheapest shit to "train" someone to do the expectation Is that everyone in prison has the iq of a peanut.Tbf, the average prisoner isn’t bright. Most likely dropped out of school, struggles with low impulse control, trouble understanding the consequences of their actions, possible substance abuse or FASD, neglected or abused as a child. Although in my country we still occasionally execute inmates diagnosed with mental retardation despite it technically being cruel and unusual
>>224916833You aren't murderer? Nor rapist?
>>224917407Zitto animal >>224917305Yeah I noticed that too, having to seek therapy not for the trauama (at least for immediate) the fact I fit into every single cliche you described yet I managed to get a degree from the UK equivalent of ivy league with a serious degree. CPTSD, BPD and autism will make you drop out of school at 14...I am still puzzled as to why those who are serial offenders can't be released to a private island, crackheads and those terminally violent are utterly unwilling to fix themselves. Every crackhead I asked how they got addicted it wasn't a tale of tragedy but just doing it at a party convinced by a drug dealer.
>>224917629> I am still puzzled as to why those who are serial offenders can't be released to a private island, crackheads and those terminally violentduh because you ain’t an empire no more
