incel edition
>>224917175Literally me
yeah I am
it's a rape or be raped world and i just finished getting raped
>>224917151Nah, I think being in the spotlight of youtube/twitch fame, for some people, just goes to their head. suddenly the wife isn't enough when a hot fan reaches out, that kind of thing. The hedonic treadmill ruins everything once again
Christ is King
just realized that i like boys who look like girlsit's over
Jon Benet Ramsey is so terrifying
>>224917259gaylord
I start posting on /r9k/ againNOT a positive development
>>224916974She has like a 4/10 face & 5/10 body.
I'm tired of all the broken promises posted here
>just realized that i like boys who look like girls
>>224917276>4/10 faceobviously, I 100% disagree
i promise no promises
Not good not good Canadahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YphhwDx6Hfg
is a salty canadian an actual canadian coffee or is it just the maple syrup
>>224917272just skimmed r9ks catalog was the board always so shit? i remember it being filled with more depression posting instead of porn
>>224917272idk why, that board is shit
>>224917308Been saying this, but they don't listen.
Maybe I should date a fucking slutIf her body count is 15 and mine is 0 it evens out into a reasonable 7.5 for each of us
>>224917312>was the board always so shit/r9k/ has always been complete dogwater, it's just a new flavor of it
goodnight
>>224917297She's so plain looking. She just has that fashion runway model look to her.
I am fucked up
>>22491732115 is not a high number
>>224917309Never heard of such a thing.>>224917321Sluts hate incels dude. They scream "HAVE SEX!!!!!!" but will never actually have sex w/ you.
Canadians are getting owned here. Bigly.
>>224917308standard of living is what matters i cringe when i see some goycattle talking about a shithole like louisiana having a high gdp somehow makes it better to live in than somewhere in europe
>>224917361I've lived in Louisiana and Europe and Louisiana definitely has a higher standard of living
>>224917321I was a virgin and met a woman who had sexual experience before, she sucks dick very well
Never understood how people with different political views could ever have a long-term relationship
>>224917361our standard of living is also shit
>>224917312no I don't even think they call themselves robots anymore. it's more like /bant/ but slightly more on the topic of sex/relationships I think>>224917313nostalgia I guess. I spent my late teens and early 20s on it. nothing like I remember but the occasional thread here and there is like the old daysplus i wouldn't want to bore the good people of /cum/ with posts about my porn addiction and lack of social grace
hankering for a dr pepper
>>224917377what matters is for both people to be attracted to each other, everything else is irrelevant
>>224917405>what matters is for both people to be attracted to each otherI'm talking about raising a kid and making major life decisions.
enough politics, let's talk gock
I know a guy who was a Bernie bro in 2016 and his gf voted for the orange guyBut then she went to college and became the therapyspeak DNC type so now they're more aligned
>>224917377
>>224917422Ask James Carville
goon'd a mighty goon
>>224917440you are addicted
>>224917436My parents were a very extreme version of this but everything I hear about everyone else makes them seem like an exception.I thought about it because there's this chuddy faggot on xitter who shows up on my FY sometimes and apparently his BF that tops him is a liberal, and to me that just sounds like consensual rape by your enemy.
>>224917449its my first goon in 12 hours
>>224917390robots got pushed out awhile ago, tiktok teenagers took their place making it their 'secret cool kids club'
>>224917461what did you goon to
>>224917478Ai generated clips of my onitis and her sister, busty newscasters, and various celebrities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkLTwX0duY4
>>224917454My parents are like that, my mom is more liberal of course and my dad is kind of racist which is normal for this region. How did your parents meet, mine were classmates in school.
>>224917225Literally me (Im very vulgar but in a funny and unthreatening way)
mom brought back some coffee, shit is a whole different game
2030 is 3 years away it still feels like 2019 was just a year or two ago
>>224917535Yeah mental
>>224917530>Dayyy oh daaa-aaay-oh>daylight commma n we wonna go homeShe came back from the plantation?
>>224917175My life
>>224917523Kek
>>224917557yes actually but this is uncles coffee not ours
memory suppliers are literally, quite literally a cartel but its allowed because they make trillions and buy out politicians
hopped on grindr briefly just to check my weight and didn't get any freaks dming me thankfully
a finna make and EASY $174 this saturday on cfb
>>224917606an*fug
>>224917605Grindr is so easy. Gay men are the most desperate people on the planet
>>224917628and how would YOU know?
pffffffftttttthhahahahahahahahaha
>>224917628I have standards and the hot guys didn't like meI think my standards are lower now though, there was like this 40yo tranny into me who looked alrightMaybe I should try again in a few days
>>224917675Im sure maga cares about rape and pedophilia allegations
I would never use Grindr.
>>224917745Democrat hoax.
>>224917675this is so pathetic
Everyone is "getting their steps in" these days
tfw no coworker gf
>>224917783i swear i remember you talking about it in the past
Apparently trannies make Grindr unusable now LOL
>40yo tranny who looked alright
>>224917796I do about 15k a day, I feel much better and I'm slimming down
>>224917802>i swear i remember you talking about it in the pastNever have. I've talked about potential gex before but I already have a guy in mind for that. I've considered using Tinder or Hinge many times to prowl for hags though.
>>224917807but remember, he has STANDARDS
>>224917823do your parents know you are a faggot
>>224917804easy place to score pooner tuna holes i once considered it to lose my virginity
You could choose to fuck any tranny simp who’s orbiting you yet you dont
>pooner tuna holes
I'm glad America is being overran by jeets and spics
>>224917928why
>>224917928t. overrun by jeets and chinks
>>224917893lurk more
listening to Blackpink
>>224917939shut your faggot mouth, I've been a regular in /cum/ since ought '13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SeL0AKaERg
we hate pooner tuna holeswe love succulent girl cock
>There are 10 present-day U.S. states that were once part of Mexican territory, either completely or partially.
>I've been a regular in /cum/ since ought '13
Listening to For Tracy Hyde again, man I miss Winterhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=hIcWhKPyWpI&
>>224917972ya seethe, lil zoomie?
>>224917967most latinx here came in the last 30 years you have no claim to land you lost 180 years ago
>>224917937once the browning is complete we will swap our jeets for the remaining whites
>ya seethe, lil zoomie?
>>224918031and put them where?
This might be a hot take but I seriously think bringing back /qa/ would give this site a second life
I made a rule-breaking post in another thread and anons were saying I was gonna get banned so I spent the whole day sweating about getting in trouble yet I didn't get banned
>>224918064what is that?
>>224918063here
>>224918077>what is that?It's the board that the Sharty came from
banned? hmmm the reset button on my router disagrees
>>224918064what makes you think sharty posters would come back? mods banned their board just to protect /lgbt/
>>224918097oh yeah I remember that, its when they hacked 4chan and created that board for a bit
>>224918099I can't do that because I live with parents and they had trouble logging in to accounts when the IP changed
I would never fuck a non-man ass niggaI would never lie even if that nigga flew me and my bitches all the way out to Dubai
>>224918152
>>224918127>its when they hacked 4chan and created that board for a bitNewfagThat board used to be a real board on 4chan where people would interact with the jannies/admins. Eventually push came to shove and the site clashed with the board culture and /qa/ was gotten rid of after a hack, and thus the Sharty was created by a /qa/ poster named soot.>>224918116>what makes you think sharty posters would come backIt's a cornerstone of that site's identity and has been since it was created. That's why they bring back /qa/ whenever they hack the site. Not to mention the current owner is considering nuking the thing.
mom says she wants to put the house up for sale in january i hope shes not kidding
tout le monde
I'm all in on daydrinking tomorrow but the thought occurred to me that who actually daydrinks on a tuesday at the bar? geezers?
>>224918177interesting, and yes I am a newfag, the newest
i fear no rape when i'm constipated
>>224918064i miss all of the retard posting that happened there
>>224918222You missed out on a really great board with a unique culture and a crazy saga. The Sharty itself was really fun for a while too but it's dying now as well, which is why I think bringing back /qa/ would be a good idea.>>224918237It feels just like yesterday I stumbled upon Ongezellig for the first time phoneposting in my old hometown on a beautiful summer evening beside the lake
just took a shit by the local graveyard
>>224918467
i was 12 when gta 5 came out
>>224918565I was ten
>>224918467this is the type of shit jason would draw
>the amount of wef globohomo that's gonna be unleashed in the coming years is gonna be astonishingthanks a lot mutts, i hope every american kills themselves
I don't like the art style of One Piece
>>224918565I was finishing my first year of collegegoddamn zoomers
there was yet another school shooting in Turkey
>>224918696do you have a gf or wife
>>224918699who cares
>>224918489>You missed out on a really great board with a unique culture and a crazy sagaPerhaps but I was doing other things back there and kind of glad I wasn't so much online.I went to sharty during the hack and it was a shitshow
Death to America!
now that its proven that the free market doesnt work, what now?
>>224918699the shooter was getting ready for thanksgiving
>>224918730>I went to sharty during the hackTerrible mistake, they don't take kindly to chan tourists (4cucks as the call them) so it's best to lurk stealthily and not out yourself. It's an inferior site that was past its prime when the hack happened but in its high tide it was pretty great and very much its own thing while still being very much cut from the same cloth as the chan.
>>2249187501993
>>224918768don't care hope you all die
>>224918766The mp4 with sound 90mb limit was nice though, and you can attach 5 pics at once. >they don't take kindly to chan tourists (4cucks as the call them) so it's best to lurk stealthily and not out yourselfI went 1 time and never visited again, they can have their epileptic seizure inducing schizo party
Just had a gigantic row with momberg because she was being demanding.
>>224918828demanding what?
Insomnia kicking my ass rn
>>224918852She was like "do this, this, this, this this, & this right now" and kept repeating herself even when it was obvious I was on it and I blew up at her for nagging at me.
I'm in my sleepy arcI'm bedpilled
>normieslop
>>2249188811993
>>224918871are you the guy that took your mom to an anime convention and bought a bunch of hentai memorabilia
>>224918893LOL no.
>>224918888you guys are a soccer nation now
>>224918903not untill USSF burns to the ground and we begin anew
>>224918929the entire country will be burned to the ground
7 days sober
>>224918871my mom does that to
>>224918976i am more than proud of you
>>224918976Have a drink to celebrate!
>>224917511>How did your parents meetNine Inch Nails concert in the early 90s.
>>224919064your mom was there to get fucked by the band mates
>>224919064Basado!
going to sleep, hope america burns
>>224919092burn with the desire to love thy enemy!
>>224918875wtf is Noth?
im ready to fight for china and to kill chinas enemies
>>224917675kek is this real
i got rejected a few days ago
days about to start and i have not slept more than 4 hours on account of my alcohol consumption *sigh* just gonna eat and shower i guess
or maybe i should shower and then eat arrggh the choices i face everyday
Coconut cheesy potatoe mush with pepper
eating bacon with red pepperflakes in 2 hours
I prefer ocean salt
>>224919493footkraut?
Eat untill finished suprises hidden alothrough
>german pedo botanother great addition to the /cum/ roster
>>224919540his random posting reminds of me of the other bot that used to post here it was a middle eastern flag i forgot which
>>224919552egypt
>>224919567yes
gay sex
>>224918750say dat shit to mah FACE wyboi(u wont)
>>224919597thats what your dad thinks of every time he sees you
>>224919552>>224919567that's not a bot, just a fun mentally ill guy, I saved a lot of his vocaroos which are funny https://vocaroo.com/1otdVKq3N0Zh
say gex
my eyeballs hurt feel like they are going to pop out of my muh fuggin head n shiet
wisdom teeth coming in nicely
my eye just fell out
>>224917745good morning, mazed anon
>>224919747>mazed anonwhos that
>>224919807the anon who is mazed.
>>224919822what does that mean
https://youtube.com/shorts/twU7lp5QfsQhot nerd alert
>>224919838Maze is a spell from classic dungeons and dragons where a target is trapped in a mental prison, unless they can pass an intelligence test. Referring to someone as "mazed" or "mazing" someone took on new life when the spell was introduced in world of snorecraft. As you might expect, the meaning is similar to calling someone "obsessed," but also "retard" at the same time.
maized
>>224919909i still dont understand
>>224919975That's ok, anon. I believe in you.
>>224919844she cute
>>224919683Are you gonna get them removed like a good goy?
>>224919994no its not ok you need to be better at explaining things
>>224920022ill get them removed just to spite you antisemitic trash
>>224920057Good...good...
>>224920023That's too bad, little buddy.
My vape just leaked nic juice all over my hand :V
>>224920317i hope you get nic toxicity and DIE
>>224920317i havent been able to hit the penjamin on the job since my boss caught me high while operating a forklift
>>224919909Cucksheds and Soyjacks
got jewish money nigga fuck hitler
going to be spamming this image in jeetPT threads
>>224920514who could have seen this coming
>>224920514Apparently everything you do in life either makes you retarded or gives you cancer or both
>>224920554I'll let you think that, gupta.
>>224920582My name is actually rakeesh dickshit
>when you think you're ramdeep dikshit, but you're alctually sukdeep manmeet.
I can type up to 85wpm. And yourself?
>>224920673I can jerk off that fast
Fentanyl sisters… it’s over…
>>224920683A few years ago there was a guy in Langley, BC who one day went around and shot a bunch of homeless people. The frustration is real.
If you put pamperchu and donald trump in a gladiator duel who would survive
It's been a few hours since I posted last night and I still cannot think of a single benefit to nonwhite migration in the USA.
>>224920795maybe because you're thinking only in terms of benefit to the average person
>>224920818Is that too selfish of me?
I'm ready to die
I was the only kid at school who didn't get picked up early on 9/11.
I don't get fat ppl. It's much easier to start eating less and drink more water instead. In opposite, forcing yourself to eat more as an underweight person is far worse experience.
>>224920928Neither are pleasant realities.
>Whatchu eatin, nigga?>I eat a chicken breast and two asparagusBitch nigga you ain't never gon be swole
>day 2 out of 10 in a row at work today>wake up>my fucking uvula is swollenchuck my fudding life dude
>>224921460see your gynecologist
>>224921512uvula not vulva my frenthe uvula is the vulva in ur throat
>>224921527still see one about the smell coming from your neovagina
>>224921584u will die alone
>>224921659you will die with a noose around your neck sista
You look like this
everyone should be provided with one cheapest possible gun via the second amendment, this would solve a lot of problems
>>224920928i'm skinnyfat
It's that fuckin zip Furio and somebody
>>224921825all my problems would be solved with a thick gf
>>224922177*barges into you and your thick gf's house with a gun and kills both of you*both of your problems are solved*pins a medal on your corpse*
>>224920683Winnipeggers
*rapes you gently*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_Gleim
>>224922782it's hard to take jewish masochistic fantasy seriously.
>>224922217*picks up anon and his fat gf in two dropships*(she's too fat and needs her own or he would have to stay*
>>224917175
i hope the west collapses soon
>>224922340>tfw no ‘pegger gf
I need to get tenlightned with this zutt hadith
What is al-zutt?
Didn't zoom-zoom say agent orange was going to drop the bomb o algo? How is he supposed to do that without the approval of congress
>>224923944what what in the zutt
>>224924148Where is zoom zoom
>>224924650He was deployed to Iran
Severely underestimated how tired I was gonna be
I don't think I'm gonna have coffee today. I just drank half a Celsius and I don't think I have the stomachial fortitude for coffee right now
You always hear about primordial earth and how there were giant millipedes and stuff but was there ever an era that had giant man-sized squirrels
-drinking coffee-listening to Macroblank-ignoring shitty customers-posting on company timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-1e7IxV7Hc
According to Jat gpt Josephoartigasia was the largest rodent that we know of, and it lived in South America 4 million years ago
>>224924890
>>224924912
Cats are timid only so long as you're human sized. If you were the size of a mouse your cat would torture you for sport.
>>224924912>>224924957Chad
I might just power down that coffee anyway just to spite time and blast through today quickly.
I've just about McFucking had it at workI need a vacation, I'm gonna use all my sick days in conjunction with the weekend to have a bonza vacay
Et tu, Yahweh?
how is this chudmaxxing?
>>224925074i've only taken 2 weeks off this year and i can feel my blood pressure is sky high. i think i'm gonna just stack all my remaining weeks and disappear for December.
>>224925187That's what Caesar would do, I say go for it. There's nothing to be gained by working yourself down to a nub
i haven't made a post yet
>>224925321>tp
Pickles are almost 24 hours in. No signs of mold yet, but it's a little soon to tell. Sometimes the water looks weird and slick before you see anything fuzzy.
FART left LOL! get it, instead of far left, its farT left hahahahahahahahaha
i think whether or not a person makes their bed says something about them. it's okay if they don't, but i wouldn't want to go camping or plan a long trip with someone who doesn't.
>>224917225
>>224925432Wise words being quoted
manfuck everything
Ok so I broke down and made coffee. Got a bit of hazelnut creamer. The day has officially begun
>>224925436As a millennial unc this is a deeply millennial thing that I hate
>>224925436Raped that fucking faggot
It definitely feels like a Tuesday
>>224925692wasn't blimp going to ban tiktok at some point
>>224925653this 2bh
>>224925692>neurodivergent entering mainstream lexiconGrim
eating oatmeal like the good little goy I am
>>224925706Sei giust. The air has got that "Tuesday feel" to it
>>224925729>mainstream media pushing fake shitlib verbiagemany such cases. the same freaks calling you a nazi chud on twitter are writing articles for msm publications.
Whatever happened to Weezer
>>224925952They died from an asthma attack
i hate oatmeal. its the texture i cant stand.
>>224925943>fake shitlib verbiageneurodivergent and neuronormative are useful terms, fuck off schizo
>neurodivergent and neuronormative are useful terms, fuck off schizo
Prolly gonna get banned, posted a vid about the 539 that Janny probably won't like
4chan is like Elden Ring, when you die (get banned) you can just ressurect from the Erdtree
>everyone who disagrees with me is a liberal
>>224926060Based and kikepilled
>>224925994Just swallow it quickly autismo
>doesn't deny being a tranny>denies being a liberal
Start working on the new thread
I wonder if people who enjoy trolling are more likely to be sadistic
Start working on this dick
>>224926218That's more the bullying type of trolling, I think the more conventional trolling is attention seeking
>>224926218could be. i could also believe that they're actually the better adjusted, however. treating the internet with no seriousness because it's a small part of their life.
Too many trannies
>>224926278Hear hear
>>224926218Trolling is for the lulz and it's possible to see through and realize you're being pranked, in contrast to sadistic acts like bullying and abuse
I'll take the word neurodivergent over everyone saying they are "MUH AU-DHD" but i kinda wish people would just be okay with having personality traits and different behavior instead of trying to label and document everything as a mental malady. putting a name on your behavior is just another mechanism to excuse making incorrect choices
NEW>>224926267
>>224924925Ugly baby. My dog is this way with my infant, though, too
