Graphic Design edition
Alright tubby. Watch this.
summer's over subedition
Dog shit yank edition
Rack em up, fatso
>>224918119it fucking sux
OP is a virgin
>>224918119it's fucking lush
>>224918100Oh no European symbols are heretic and dangerous!!
They're having a state vs state rape off on twitter ToT
>>224918163pic looks like a Japanese city pop album cover
>>224918163Shouldn't have worn them while you killed innocent people then eh
Now we're ready. Check these out.
https://youtu.be/VEizKmZlUAw?si=5mNngCslyWbcMSTL
>>224918176i imagine you win if your state rapes the most in this case
>>224918176where do the cutest Indian girls live?
mermaid of zennor sex arse
Big mistake pal.
>>224918186Britain drew us into the war, neutral country and bombed the shit out of us. Came with 160 bomber planes and killed 96 kids because they dropped bombs at a school. We had over 250k Germans here but the English killed most. Only commies and terrorists was killed.
completely forgot norway existed
>>224918235harald hardrada was a nord wasn't he
>>224918235https://vocaroo.com/1dPcMO7Zr3EP
>>224918176Rajasthan is Benjamin Rich's favorite state to travel to in India
>>224918253norweigan is a beautiful language
>>224918261would love to cook her a meal and kiss her on the lips
>>224918281You can do that for me x
>>224918273my arse is
Bulgaria was the only European axis country to not have had a significant fascist movement
mad how the whole world glazes napoleon but when I were a lad I was told in History class he was a maniac lunatic fat loser dictator and he got what he deserved
wonder what the aliens one zillion light years away from earth are doing right now
>>224918289are you a cute female between the ages of 18 and 28? >>224918301it's implied
>>224918281poof
>>224918316>he got what he deservedhe didn't meet that bad of an end all things considered, died on a cold barren isolated island but he died knowing he changed the world immensely and even though he lost in the end nothing would ever be the same
just back from me runbeautiful morning for it
>>224918331take that back
>>224918235We will remind you again eventually.
>>224918328I probably know more about your history than you do palIt wasn't implied, fascism back then was a specific type of mass movement that Bulgaria simply did not have, you had an authoritarian conservative government under your tsar
scream
>>224918390>I probably know more about your history than you do palit's all propaganja lad
>>224918397KEK he's an actual mong isn't he
Why are you pretending like he's actually from Bulgaria? Its the nonce on his little botnet proxy website
>>224918397imposter
>>224918397genuinely the most bizarre human to ever live
Rack em. Look at this now. 44
a fireball is not a good spell because you'll probably burn your hands when throwing it and your clothes might catch fire as well
455 very nice
Porn parody called 9-ball school were all the males are slowly robbed of their bollocks and then left to fight to the death for breeding rights with the 500 females leftDanny D can be the castrator-in-chief, and Arg off of TOWIE as his right-hand man
Not on is it
>>224918417>It's the nonce on his little botnet proxy website
Anyone seen the new resident evil movie? Considering going to the pictures to see that or the looney toons one with John Cena
it's sad when he lets the mask slip sometimes :(
some people in history were not nice i would not be friends with adolf hitlers !!
hope theres a setting on GTA 6 to mute lucia dialogue
>>224918458it’s a rite of passage to be accused of being a bot-net nonce
>>224918471grow upsexist boy
was you begging it tho
never get hangovers anymore but these days a single steaming sesh on the weekend will repiably leave me violently shaking and hallucinating for 3 days afterwards unless i continue drinking, which if i do then the eventual withdrawals will be even worse
>>224918483women are mentally ill animals and should be reclassified as cattle, then exterminated on an industrial scale in a global holocaust.
man on international board denies the existence of people in other countries
>>224918374Kid looks like Seth Rogan
>>224918500
the narwhal bacons at midnight good sir!
poo shower then toil for me
>>224918458It's kind of obvious Bulgaria-anon.
>women are mentally ill animals and should be reclassified as cattle, then exterminated on an industrial scale in a global holocaust.
>>224918497i don't know what you gain from denying things that you obviously posted
>>224918534I've been found out
howling
What if we started calling women damsels again? Let's focus group this. I'm opposed for several reasons, but it's cheap real estate.
rape nigga
>>224918471People paying 90 pounds for that shit are retarded. >>224918549You are very intelligent and good at computers.
>>224918573why are they all so fucking sexy
>>224918573
i think women are important and deserve our respect, except for the ones who go around acting like women i mean
strange bunch of incels you are
why would you bother with modern triple-a games?
>>224918589Wir sind verloren.
mullvad fired up
white women are just absolute gutter trash these days. makes me sick to my stomach that they're even allowed to breathe
>>224918573https://vocaroo.com/17QrkWG1WkqF
>>224918635calm down
all time ziedy meltdown
letting lucia drown in the swamp after refusing to switch charactersplacing semtex sticky bombs onto lucia dirtbike and denotating during a mid-air stuntpistol whip lucia and throw her body into a hotel swimming pool and walk awaylock the doors behind you when escaping a building during a robbery trapping luciathrow grenades at lucia just before dialogue cutscene segues drop lucia off in the black area of vice city in just her bikini
>>224918100
>>224918620if i were to get a vpn it’d be mullvad tbqh, support local business innit
>>224918209Nagaland. CIA is trying to carve a Christian pakistan in that region (mostly in Burma but annex nagaland and Manipur too)
>>224918653hold hands with lucia
>>224918642https://youtu.be/Xi_vwyPRxOI?si=FtKiu6zsfcYOUGIYYou alrite white boy
>>224918261I've lived in that state in 2011 and "people" there act like they've never seen women. Harald baldr loves it too
>>224918678i will now pay attention to your quarterly meeting
Dire lack of union jacks in this thread wtf gross
>>224918461I was planning to watch that but ended up watching a hindi movie called vibe
>>224918561Scream
>>224918690hi
need one of those spic girls who inexplicably isn't swarthy despite being a spic like ana de armas
>>224918660they look too Chinese-y there, I'm talking about the light brown ones with nice tits and a big ass and soft skin. >>224918676I don know nuttin about the wars and Germany and Hitler Mitler stuff
>>224918702yeah?
>>224918715Dats boutta da ww1 brother
The queen in Indian state of canara, 1961https://x.com/Belurr/status/2102035318241394848
A freshly ironed shirtA polished pair of shoesA bus into the office A clue gained
>>224918702or Jenna Ortega
>>224918734dont forget your little rolex little boy oooo everybody cares
>>224918731exactly my point
can't think of anything good to post
>>224918749i'd consider her swarthy but i suppose she's paler than most beaners
https://www.bbc.com/pidginWhy is da United Kingdoms like dis?
>>224918644Fake tits are gross
>>224918673Am i really forced to pick some brownoid latina as my gf or i can go for a white angelic brit ?
we love ivy wolk don't we folks
>>224918715Ooh then you're looking for Delhi (punjabi ethnicity) and calcutta (bengali ethnicity) girls. But they're also evil feminazis who'll ruin your life with false rape cases while having 532 body counts.The women with genuine sincere personality with moderate to decent looks in my personal travel experience have been women from tamil nadu and the Nepalese ethnicity women from Sikkim.
Oh don't worry mate, I won't
The Bulgarian claimed in /cum/ that he is the grandson or great-grandson of a Greek communist who ordered the killing of a lot of people
>>224918808no i don't know who that is sorry
we at /briit/ welcome all nationalities :)
>>224918783i mean, a lot of Spaniard women (from Spain) are pretty swarthy
>>224918812I see, what about Hyderabad I know some girls from there and 2 of them were very cute.>>224918814It's true, I tried to get the book about him from my aunt but she couldn't find it.
>>224918813Forgot to reply really fucked that one >>224918767
>>224918831*If they're white
where is heatherfungusdid the black mould finally get to him?
>>224918855No
>>224918831*If they're non-white
>>224918814>who ordered the killing of a lot of peoplea lot of communists to be exact, cause he thought they werent radical enough or were traitors, he was complete psycho
>>224918861Write a haka using text only
do gorillas really do this
>>224918885hawaii kia orahawaii kia oratuvalutuvalutuvaluhawaii kia ora
I saw Gary Moore live one day and it was awesome.https://youtu.be/7IocRCDWB5k?si=Nnx2rzNJEGl-D7M8
>>224918905s
finally starting toil on the 28th. 42 years of apathy on the way
>>224918905Scrim
>>224918906Have you seen Steve Vai?
about to drop a tactical pooke on toiletsville
just ate some water
egg of mantumbi omelette and a bran flake for brekkie lads
>>224918808Nudes were surprisingly good despite her looking like a shoebill stork, she was funny on Lemonparty
under the pale moonfor so many years i wondered who you arehow could a person, like you bring me joy?under the pale moonwhere i see a lot of stars
oooo rolexoooo financeoooo please care
why the fuck do i always misuse my benzos recreationally so that i never have any left when i'm actually panicking and need them
dogberg laying in my lap then abruptly crushing my testicles into chutney as she decides to sit up
>>224918931No but he was in Norway and had a concert and it sounded all over the fjords too. Parsienne Walkways etc. He was amazing at the guitar, then he died a year later. https://youtu.be/_1ngNhayf3o?si=wO81sJ0uY1O0KfSl
>>224918960no one needs benzosgrow up or die little faggot
Gal Gadot has the ugliest accent in Holywood, and absolutely no arse. It's a shame as her face is quite nice
>>224918808that's a lad isn't it?
>>224918969Sorry wrong linkhttps://youtu.be/vkUpfw4Hf3w?si=OLfVMgUpBzYtYAY7
>>224918960You're fucked mate. I personally ate thousands of them and went through withdrawals a dozen times before deciding I can't do this anymore. Now I keep about 20 on hand but never touch them. Can't deal with the fall out anymore
81g of protein
>>224918974*Hollywood
>>224918808yes. i wish i hadnt lost my simpcity account because she has more out
seems like bullshit to me that judges can and often do give defendents harsher sentences than they perhaps deserve to "set an example"
>>224918985>Caffe Latte
>>224918969>Tigerskin | This Place is Empty Without YouLiterally one of my favorite chunes <3
>>224919006Bit gay him
youve got to pick a pocket or two
mad how /brit/ is up 24/7 even when i'm asleep
>>224919008Good taste anon. I wanna go to Sunny Beach and party now.
>>224919051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJpmX5Go9AQHave you been? I used to go there alot before the pandemic
>>224919043usually aussers keep it going along with the more demented Britishers who seem to be up at all hourssometimes I wonder why /brit/ has gotten so slow then realise it's 4am for you lot
Bart deadBlud tired
blud get caramba'd
>>224918985give you bum cancer that muck
a new day beginsget the skyr bowl mademake the most of it
>>224918808seen her sexy hairy pits and all sorts
blud had a cow man
nahhh blud met sideshow bob :skull:
>>224919076Went there ten years ago. https://youtu.be/Vh_3zdmaHbk?si=lk77Z5yXAJqOg916
>>224918119doing nothing is a privilege. i bet people in palestine wish they could have done nothing
>>224919116those chinese folx are mental
>>224918119still sunny, trees are still a lush greenBa-dee-ya (Ba-dee-ya, dee-ya)Dancin' in SeptemberBa-dee-ya (Ba-dee-ya, dee-ya)Golden dreams were shiny days (Dee-ya)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
damn son where'd you find this
>>224919160Nice
>>224919140those niggas became nothingreturned to the dust
>>224919138We might have crossed paths if you were going to the Cacao Beach parties. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_31l74nRpYw
why do women like sniffing willies? what do willies smell of? and yes I know you lads are split between team skips and team quavers
Another 3 hours before I can buy more beer
Me? Team skips. Quavers don't have that pizzazz factor that I'm looking for.
>>224919174only a freakish woman who wants to get weed on would sniff a willy
>>224919180here it's 5 am to 2 am, any day
women are insane from 400000 years of being used as fucksocks and punching bags
>pikeys use site to dump waste for money>council clean it up>next day the same pikeys tarmac over the now-clean site and erect their caravans>sell the land on for a nice profit to a developerlol
>>224919173Damn comfy vibes. Maybe we did.
on my last day in Tokyo I got drunk and did the worst diarrhoea I've ever had in a public toilet. I'd had travellers constipation for like 10 days and was full of fish and sakeThe toilet wouldn't flush and I'd been in there so long some nip started banging on the stall door (fuck you chink I'll shit for as long as it takes) and eventually I had to just leave it there for the bloke banging on the door to find and for some jap wagie to clean upprobably stank of shit for the remainder of the day and for my 10 hour flight home as I went straight to the airport after that
>>224919196What
>>224918808don't know who she is beyond some criticising her humour on XQRD?
>>224918808Looks a bit trans don't he
>>224919220actually i meant 6 am to 2 am anyday (never gone that early myself)only 4 hours in a day you can't buy booze
>>224919216One of the best parties I've ever been to, he played an 8 hour set on the big stage, then 4 hours in the little beach bar next to it and then another 8 hours in another place, Sven is a mad lad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8euRyYrswRQ
>>224919293Even this makes you think of black penis eye roll
onsite hammering snails
>>224919205there's a pikey caravan park here and it looks like they have 1 giant home for the tony soprano of the gypsies and the other ones round the edges for either his sons or his slaves
>>224918123>>224918132>>224918140Holy shit stfu your outburst libtard
mad how overpowered it is living on an island, like a castle on steroids init
>>224918397Hopefully he kills himself
>>224919263Every town used to have a 24 hour shop until covid, now if you want a late night beer run or an early breakfast it’s tough titties
>>224919357if thats true then how much stronger must the french be compared to us.
i have a cock
>>224918420>>224918426He's samefagging more and more with his UK flag posts
>>224919368dont know
off to bed
Mad how spiritually brown the Irish are
>>224919388well the constant need to defend borders has definitely made them stronger, fitter than us. being an island is a false security it has made us weaker overall
>>224919174mine smells of sushi
>>224919174pheromones, same reason I like to sniff their butts and pussies
>>224919174bellend smells like skips bollocks smell like quavers
>>224918649>>224918561Reminder, you can still report him after you post these, when you >>224918561Trigger him >>224918584Into starting his ritual posting, so that he hurts himself
>>224919452humans dont have pheromones. thats just for plants you mong
heard that lad has a cock
>>224919476done that macedonian greek turkish nonce in
what if there was one girl here and we all took turns impregnating her until /brit/ had a replacement population
>>224919407thats that then
>>224919174Depends on what flavour crisps I’m storing in my jean shorts
>>224919497anyone who posts here should be sterilisedexcept the only normal posters me, swedelad, bulglad and gyaldemlad
>>224919475call it whatever you want but they like how it smells and turns them on and vise versa
>>224918649 #>>224918561 #Reminder, you can still report him after you post these, when you >>224918561 #Trigger him >>224918584 #Into starting his ritual posting, so that he hurts himself
nothing more cucked than naming your son youre always naming him after another man
Rising gyaldem
>>224919534>nothing more cuckedwhat about your wife getting fucked by another man while you watch and cry
Lack of reporting zieldberg on sight from /Brit/ lately Fix that
>>224919534this is why everyone used bible names. everyone is already cucked by them since they are superior to you in the faith
>>224919534i gave my son your name because you're a little boy
>>224919534What about finding out your girlfriend has fucked a black
mum said she’s going make me sleep in the bathtub if I shart my trousers again, oh deaBLAPRAPROPRAPROPAPROAPAPROP
>>224919546cucked is only when you like it. its supposed to upset you. thats called just getting cheated on
might move to kyrgyzstan and live in a yurt with one of those weird looking central asian birds who looks halfway between a russian and a chink
>>224919593not a bad shout tbf
woke up all sad because of me spursies
>>224919593would live a cute Kyrgystan wife
>>224919579what if she stands over you while you're sleeping and starts milking herself on your face and gets loads of breast milk on your face
Fucking hell just done one of the fattest shites of my life. Didn't take a photo in case I got doxxed
gran cleaning up my porn folder for me
>>224919628She waterboarded me with her breast milk already for leaving my pubes on the toilet seat
>>224919645very smart. they can match the turd to your bum like a bullet from a gun barrel
even though i'm off this week, toilberg asked me if i could come in on thursday to cover for someone fuck off nigga
>>224919680
>>224919622would Kyrjizz hard in her fanny lol
>>224919739screm de la screm
>>224919690uppity little peasant arent you
I have ibs
>>224919753Internation Banking Standards
>>224919753irritating bitch syndrome!
>>224919676used to just throw all my cum tissues behind the bed until own day my grandma cleaned them up
Nothing matters because in 3 generations max everywhere will be India
>>224919778You can tell Indians to castrate Indians and they will do it
>>224919771One time I left a big bag of weed on my bed and after school I came with someone to smoke it and it was gone, asked grandma if she took anything - she said no, then I called my mom and told her to tell grandma to give my weed back.
Ive had ballistics back, its a match to a bum that was implicated in the Hyde Park pooing of '06Damn it Jim, I can't sleep knowing there could be another poo at any minute. Another toilet bowl mucked.
cody be like hey i'm cody from pleasance, death valley, california
i once worked with a guy who recommended we watch 12 angry men when the subject of someone's jury duty came up in the office and when i watched it i realised he has adopted consciously or unconsciously a lot of the mannerisms and even had some of the look of henry fonda in that moviei also knew a guy who was a extremely rich private debt collector for the courts and he looked and acted very like tony sopranoboth these guys were the right age to have seen this media in their formative years. makes me wonder what character ive been emulatingi'd like to think dexter but ti's probably more like timmy from fairly odd parents
far-right provocateur Gran
Surely if the pharmacist knows you on a first name basis, that's probably a sign to check out and move to the great beyond
>>224919895£5 says Ashy made that meme lol
>>224919895I do that, and hearts ^ ^
bought a treadmill in lockdown used it about 5 times
>>224919895ktim when a cute girl starts x
>>224919848
>>224919929Should of got a walking pad and let dog human
oatcakes, blueberries, linseeds, skyr and a cappuccinowhy would you need anything else?
>>224919929ktim just gathering dust under my bed now
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>>224919968exactly
>>224919974Try getting a girlfriend
>>224919990>North Dakota Access Pipeline Protestswhats that got to do with china
genuinely a bit obsessed with morgan donner. I want her pale bum in my face, her chocolate starfish wrapped around my nose and her moist clam leaking all over my beard
rorke turning up for sunday roast with his family ten minutes late and greeting them all with a booyakasha and a wagwan scrandem
>>224919992
明鏡止水 The Raped Rorke Theory 愛羅武勇尾張屋根
had an in person toil event yesterday and there were weird group team building/ice breaker activities with people you don't know and it was awkward and we were shit at it and just sat around not talking much but I realised everyone was at least 10 years younger than me and were waiting for me to take charge but I just sat in silence like the pathetic runt I am
>>224920011a girlfriend would be bad for my health
I know I need hardly say how much I love your casual way, but please put your tongue away, a little higher and we're well away.
how the fuck does pakistan and india actually have nukes seriously
>>224920072Because of president Hoover o algo
the beltway sniper attacks have the potential to be made into high kino
>>224920072banter init
>>224920068like where you fall backwards and someone catches you?
we live in a world where Germany does not have their own nukes but India does
dont get why anybody would be into benzos. i took them while detoxing from alcohol and they dont do anything
>>224920072Brahmin IQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47Hmb7p6Molistening to this and thinking about the third reich
>>224920123Took one before my first ever flight and it made me not care if the plane crashes which is worrying. People should not feel that way.
Shot ten (!) ropes of cum just now
>>224920136lesbian music
>>224920123the effect is subtle, they don't give you a "high" really, but they basically delete all your fears and worries which is more noticeable if you're a very anxious person
If your mom/grandma was your mom and grandma both at the same time, would you call them mom or grandma
jeff benzos
>>224920167nan
>>224920123You're not going to get high when you're detoxing from alcohol but the fact that you're not anxious and you're able to sleep normally is proof that they're very powerful
>>224920152! Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
>>224920167i'd likely call her ماں
>>224920184alri cupcakke
>>224920199Nonce
https://vocaroo.com/1cD6LiclkN7h
crashed my car while i was absolutely rat-arsed on benzos a few months ago and have to go to court for it in a few days
Cyraxx is why you don't fuck your daughter Still don't understand how it ends up like that, and I know he's definitely more inbred than that, but I'll have to ask AI about this
>>224920213grow up
might move to china
>>224920253go home chang
>>224919546Don't think watching your wife get fucked and crying is cuckoldry Not even sure of how that happens
New>>224920254
>>224920253diamonds shining jumping out the gym
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