tinder edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIkIOV0kjUYthread theme
>feeldSo grim
mmm yeah the cougar online who has her pick of any BBC chad out there is going to pick the skinny fat incel who sits on 4chan all day
>>224921459corr
Your life is actually fine. 30 isn’t old. It’s basically 25, and 25 is basically 21 if you round aggressively. You’ve still got it. Whatever it is. Sure, people your age have careers, houses, partners, children, savings, hobbies and functioning social lives, but their mortgages are probably stressful and their marriages probably have problems. So who’s really winning? You still have loads of time. Fifty years, potentially. You could completely turn everything around. No need to rush just because everyone else is getting promoted, buying houses and becoming interesting. Everyone moves at their own pace. Some people peak early. Some peak later. Some never peak at all, but that’s fine too. You still have potential. In fact, having achieved less means you technically have more potential left. So relax. You’re young. You’ve still got it. And if you’re still saying that at 40, that’s fine. 40 is basically 30 anyway.
>>224921459fucking hell i was nto expecting that how is her face son ormal when she's that fat
>>224921486based
>>224921484sup fungi
if war does break out then I will be disqualified from joining because I have /brit/ obsession disorder and I need to stay behind to maintain the brit threads
>>224921479I downloaded it once just to see what kind of sex pests and freaks live in my vicinity.
>>224921459Went on a date with a girl like this beforeIt's unbelievable the lengths women will go to to hide their true size on these appsAnd then have the audacity to accuse men of catfishing
>son ormal
>>224921493gp
>>224921493BIG BUCKS = FUZZY FUCKS !!
>>224921486chad>>224921504low test faggot
>>224921459Chatgpt Astra has estimated a 99.81 percent probably of a low level civil war in the United Kingdom within the next 25 years.
>>224921479better than tinder
don't get the war obsessionsurely we at brit are so detached from life that we would just kill our superior officers first of all
wonder why kyrgyzstan is populated by nice friendly people but kazakhstan is full of complete cunts
>>224921450i can't imagine the absolute specimens in that age bracket
>>224921526fewer russian settlers in the former
>>224921498What does that mean
I gave up on being normal and knew I would be on my own trajectory from an early age so these posts about not being 21 and being 30 and all that don't affect me in the slightest. it's like trying to make Man United players feel bad over how they don't play basketball
what if you had 5 vpns running at once
Would you at /Brit/ watch `Mousecam` and it is the famous poster on webcam 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Would you watch it
£18.3B in a month. That's like 220B a year. Yes this is totally sustainable and we aren't about to hit a wall of shit in the next 5-10 years
In a mere 93 days you will be jumping out of bed, running downstairs in your pyjamas, sliding under the Christmas tree and scrambling to find a present with your name on it before joyously unwrapping an Xbox Series X 25th anniversary edition.
the lads
>>224921547right, well
>>224921503and the verdict?
>>224921547I will I ironically wank off to this image
>>224921559>No RayaYikes
>>224921576not a dating app tho
>>224921559hell phone
Andy Bumham's wife is such an obvious beard Look at her bloody face
>>224921559never used a dating app. just looking at that gives me the fear
>>224921570The poly look is a real thing, they really do have THAT look. Also I spotted a few old friends from high school, not sure what to do with this information
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d97dG25Ucrsdanny tommo is livestreaming himself going to intercept a dinghy in the channel
>>224921593overcome your fears lest you spend the rest of your life as an incel
yeah today will be very productive now that I have 4chan-neXT installed
BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CARIT'S NOT QUITE A JAGUAR
>>224921588>No The LeagueDouble yikes
>>224921552we're larping as yanks
>>224921605TRYIN TO PLEASE HER SHE ONLY DOES ONE NIGHT STANDS
>>224921518you tell 'em honey! #BeautifulAtEverySize
>>224921591same with that martin lewis
>>224921556 holy shit si it rly that lcose to chrismtaswhat aw orld
AI wives
I don't want to go to toil today
breakfast means breakfast
>>224921634tell to fuck off, just fuck off. then slam the phone down
tried tinder out earlier this year while i was deep into benzo abuse and hooked up with some autistic girl and took her virginity (she was 27 btw) and then decided that was grim and now have resumed my life as a standard evil incel
>>224921641The legend of the dog-faced woman
>>224921532donta
>>224921641based burndogwe were wrong to leave the EU because we got the Boriswave instead
Morning team kicking off the day with a cup of чaй
>>224921660unfathomably low iq postwe were wrong to leave the eu because a subsequent leader then chose to open our borders even more for no reason (wrt assisting the common man)?
just be homeless and commit crimes, life is lush, and if you get caught uk prison life can't be nearly as bad as american prison, our governments are illegitmate, we should be doing everything we can to bring them to the ground
another day of backbreaking neettoil
>>224921522If women are so desperate for sex that they're going to fetish apps you don't want to be sleeping with them
Will one of you please go out with Tilde!!
>>224921682it harsh but we have to play our part and carry the burden
Peter Thiel honestly should be king
>>224921686having a kink doesn't necessarily mean you're desperate for sex
>>224921552>John Healey The nigga from the 1975?
got into the office this morning at half 8 and toilstein sends me straight back out to go get mousetraps because someone thinks they saw a mouseback from getting traps and he's had a moan because I got catch and release ones so I've gone back out to get snap traps to appease himthis is how slaves must've felt
got a job interview in a few hours... feel like i'm going to shit myself
https://youtube.com/shorts/iuyxrFa4la8?si=Gd9Pbn4r00PRzBIJ
>>224921706good luck mate
>>224921706You will Succeed!
currently on the treadmill
>>224921705screaming what is your actual job
How much longer is this fucking cold going to linger been 8 days now and my faciocranial muscles ache from the sinus inflammation
>>224921705kek you are the chief mouser
>>224921721nigga loves his hats
>>224921706probably best to shit before the interview then
YouTube are getting quite egregious with their recommendations these days
>>224921721This man is baldHa ha thou art bald
Not a bad setlist 2bf so long as you ignore the halfwit political bellowings
>>224921726>>224921734dire reddit humour
can't remember the last time i woke up in a good mood
>>224921733You've been sick for 8 days? Aren't you in your 20s? Thats not good mate, you might need to see a doctor and get a blood test done
just watched a new snl sketch about Cexwas lazy dogshit
>>224921753Atrocious list. What kind of band are you in? Some gay indie "rock"?
>>224921772did it mention sex
>>224921765The common cold usually lasts around 1-2 weeks
>>224921758fuck off you miserable cunt
>>224921765>>224921733this, 8 days is quite a while, we love you lass and want you to be well x
>>224921753Any pictures from the event?
>>224921753Why can't she do any bloody classical songsThat's what she got famous for!
>>224921753Twin Peaks and Radiohead so that's ok
>>224921783Not for healthy, functioning immune systems. The elderly take 2 weeks. 8 days at your age is really concerning
>>224921547is that phat feebs
had a flu that lasted a literal month once, was a fucking nightmare
>>224921799ok
>>224921781no it had one joke and that was not it
quentin scobie
>>224921772did the public school champagne socialists make fun of marginalised, asocial, working class people again?
gym unnatural, artificial way of gaining muscleyou should get huge by fighting progressively larger enemies
>>224921753ed sheeran only performing if she's called Charlotte Synagogue
got ID'd for energy drinks again this is embarassing
>>224921772why is that jamie demetriou doing it? thought he was better than that
I'm not going to bother showering before toil. Or brushing my teeth. I dont want to go so why bother washing myself first.
>>224921772>unironically watching snl ukrunt, state of you
in my 30s and dont think i've ever been ill enough that i need to stay in bed beyond like 2 days and that was when i (likely) had gastroenteritis, so i was basically just between bed and toilet.idk if i'm lucky with illness or if the average person is just a wimp
>>224921857havent brushed my teeth in months, just give it a good swill will strong spirits every other day
The Scobie Collection (20% Off)
challenging my mum to a duel so i can gain some muscle
sometimes i get irrationally upset about the fact that seinfeld is almost entirely set in new york but was actually filmed in los angeles
>>224921852women love to be asked for ID when they're over 18, fills them with confidence that they look younger. men on the other hand... are enraged!
>>224921873knock that dizzy slut into next week
>>224921812had this beforein retrospect i probably should have gone to the hospital after being the second week of being completely incapacitated but i just thugged it out
I'm not bed ridden by this cold I'm up and doing stuff it's just mildly uncomfortable and annoying
quentin poopie
>>224921852hello mr twink
>>224921863hatewatching is healthy and good for me>>224921840yh peasants are stupid lol
watching it now, wow it's badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg7tqCvY7lE
>>224921873she can spin you into next week by challenging you to apply for a job
>>224921848gp
>>224921895johson is/was pure evil
>>224921907actually winced at the endingliterally like a kid making up an ending to a story
>>224921888i saw a doctor about it but there's really not much they can do about the flu, just gotta wait it out
Not great, hon!
>>224921902heh
>>224921938passes faciallyseen uglier women
>>224921789
>>224921559might as well be one app since the same jews made/own them all so no matter what you'll get the same algorithm tied to your facial recognition and phonenumber
>>224921938grim that he actually does look like a normal british woman (female)
>>224921938one day we're going to get you the help you need
Capitalism is dysgenic
>>224921938
>>224921938Passes as an ugly woman 2bf but it's so posed, no way they look like that in real life
>>224921974I don't need any help nigga
>>224921938hairline might be a little iffy but actually passes pretty well
white men invented BMI to make us unhappy y'all
>>224921979got literally nothing better to do
which country is best to use a vpn from?i would have thought usa but they block shit worse than we do herenorway and netherlands seem to work well but still get the occasional "content not available in..." message
i want to go back to the psych ward and remain there for months
>>224921891Are you working today?
>>22492193880% of milenial bong women look like this. xe is passing just fine
>>224921959boioioioioing
>>224921989go for nice walk sit in the forest or the park
what do rorke and leftypol do for a living (assuming they couldnt get on PIP/UC)
>>224921997yanks are such hypocrites fucking texas land of the free has stricter internet shit than we have
>>224921997switzerland
Sort of understand why loads of middle aged hags become terfs because they do look similar to some of these tranners who can pass
>>224922006No. Next shift is Friday
>>224922014prefer my computer
>>224921989bro honestly anything would be better than this even playing a gatcha game on your phonesort your fucking life out
>>224922016scr
>>224922015amazon warehousebarista
internet ruined british women for me
>>224921935in retrospect yeah but a bunch of diseases that you can actually die from if you don't get checked out just start with "flu-like symptoms"
>>224922016Texas is literally 20% jeet and 35% latino
>>224921997seems to vary by state in terms of what yanks block, sometimes i use their vpns to see porn sites that are now blocked here, but i make sure to specifically use an californian ip because they don't block anything
Welshmong jumping around his room rocking out with his headphones on listening to Feeder on his Walkman
>land of the free
>>224922037itlowered my expectationswhen im out and about now im pleasantly surprised at how decent a lot of them look
>>224922025I'm allowed to post the hons
ridiculous how big her breasts are
one of my biggest regrets in life is that I didn't start browsing 4chan earlier. looking back at my autistic life most embarrassing cringeworthy stuff in my life happened because I was trying to fit in with normalfags. this is the only place I've truly ever fit into and it makes me sad I wasn't here during its golden age
>>224922019tranny tries to not hate real women for an entire second challenge (impossible)
my pokemon arrived wahey
>>224922060Looks like you need Colorado lmao >>224922069
>>224922069dire the whole much freedom thing was all they had left
Need some carbonated sugar free drinks today team Pepsi Max 1.5 litre bottle is almost empty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVztBLmzsPYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVztBLmzsPYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVztBLmzsPYFUCK SAKE LADS THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE BANGER
>>224922055your whole country is like 5% jeet and 35% latino albeit
coloradans love they porn
>>224922088show us your shinies then lad
>>224922078>so please comei already have
>>224922069New England is the last bastion of Freedom and Liberty.
>>224922099>Pepsi MaxIncel nectar that. Get a Coca-Cola in you. And another. There's a good lad.
the
yeah thanks for that cody
used to be able to drink spirits straight with no chaser and be fine, but about a year ago i started to notice i can no longer do that, it'll make me puke. wonder what changed
so you can keep meinside the pocket of your shit jeans
>>224922069Some of the legislation is really specific as well >[In Minnesota] The platform must first obtain parental consent and not allow an addictive interface meaning they cannot give a minor under 16 infinite scrolling, a profile based feed, autoplay, the display of person metrics on videos, or the display of rewards regardless of parental consent.
>>224922154Clue receptors become stronger as you reach your thirties
>>224922154usually people experience that backwardsdrinking spirits used to make me gag as a 16 year old now i can down 200cl in a few minutesreckon you have oesophabus cancer
>>224922154blud how weak is your system if you cant do a shot of hard licquer
>>224922174>giffuck off
Need Emma Watson to sit on my mouth and shart diarrhea into it.
>>224922154straight spirits make my throat hurt :/
CP stands for colorado porn
da's had to go private for something as the nhs is fucking shite
>>224922186you prefer gay spirits in your throat
>>224922169seems like a good thing for the kidsbut of course yanks will complain about their freedumbs
>>224921726My formal job title is head of IT but I'm the only IT person because the company is like 15 peopleSpend most of the day just wasting time because there's nothing to do until there's something to do
>>224922069moving to portland maine
...he's got a brand new car......looks like a Jaguar......it's got leather seats......it's got a CD player player player player player player player player player......but I don't want to talk about it anymore...
>>224922143its not incel. it's normie. coke is too but every one ive seen drink cola just orders one and drinks it at an appropriate time like with a work lunch where they can't order booze. but everyone i know who buys pepsi gets 5 bottles at a time to see them through the work day or buy a crate of them so they can take 1 out with them every single morning and drink it right after they brushed their teeth
>>224922221choon
>>224922154covid is known to give people alcohol allergy
Imagine if ever a korean or japanese flag ever posted in /brit/, reminiscing of a good time they had when visiting the uk but never bothered posting in /brit/ until now, and the first reply was a zoom-in gif of the guy in the terraces giving the chink-eye grimace with the wank gesture.
>>224921997Going by the virtual map of the world that VPN apps use, I’ve noticed that Texas and Florida have porn block laws. all the other yanks states are openI just set my location to some Eastern European country, preferably one thats not in the EU.Somewhat interesting thing I’ve discovered is that a Netherlands IP isn’t age blocked on xhamster, but it wont load some amateur videos. Once you switch to a non-western country, you can view them once again.
>>224922231...we'll start over again......grow ourselves new skin......get a house in Devon......drink cider from a lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon......but I don't want to talk about it anymore...
>>224922248>Somewhat interesting thing I’ve discovered is that a Netherlands IP isn’t age blocked on xhamster, but it wont load some amateur videosNoticed this too, and cannot discern a pattern about which videos get blocked. Don't understand how they decide.Shame because Netherlands is usually the fastest.
>>224922243boy cried wolfaka boy to posted under japan proxies
Storming through the party like my name is El NiñoWhen I'm hangin' out drinking in the back of an El CaminoAs a kid, was a skid, no one knew me by nameTrashed my own house party 'cause nobody came
>oesophabus>licquer
>>224922258lemon refers to the student night club on the exeter uni campus where they were students
million of clues have been lost today
>>224922276scrmannasing
great now I've got feeder stuck in my head thanks a lot you jerk
>>224922243they all go to king arthur's grave because they don't know he isn't real
with the lights outit's more fragrant
>>224922276we retarded up in here
PROOOOT
what are salt lamps for
>>224922281
>>224922115this was my first pikachu
England as it once washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mZsDLFyv4&t=45
>>224922314cute art
4 days left of current toil and i feel as if my soul was left at home to prevent further damage, my body just rummages about doing these menial task inadequately and tired
>>224922310and yet, you were still told. and you will never be able to undo it. i hope that upsets you x
>>224922314Wheyy nice pull lad, that's a beautiful cardYou get Maushold?
>>224922323She looks a-lovely ok
>>224922292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mZsDLFyv4
right then
>>224922323alrite
>>224922323Hell yeah bitch>>224922322It doesn't.
>>224922323Disgusting. Look at the belly
the west? fallen, mate
>>224922323near perfect body
>>224922304dodge this
Feedercord out in full force
couldnt handle all that woman ngl
>>224922356KEKthat was exactly my thought. Legendary meme.
>>224922345Bro likes them anorexic
>nice pull ladback in my day we said this about shagging not pokemon
>>224922323is that florence pugh?
>>224922373not to you they didn't
>>224922345looking at the venus stomach what about it
>>224922373DONE that virgin freak
not sure thats safe for work is it
sitting gaypornily
>>224922373i expect today it has something to do with refreshing a page
>>224922388COUNTERDONE WITH DUBSRKL OUT OF NOWHERE
>>224922292seven days in the sun was kino
been sentenced to another 40 years in my bedroom
>>224922409boobies hehehe (spaff)
>>224922204nigga look like paul peschisolido
jedward sub edition
>>224922409Nigga you are GAY
>>224922428your winky won't work for another 40
>>224922323can someone repost this so i can see it b4 deleted
Earlyish new>>224922423
don't see much of a difference between russia and ukraine
sometimes get the sushi with my meal deal but then i'm still hungry afterwards because it's not many calories
>>224922409>Venus stomach
>>224922436don't these freaks constantly post 'get da brits out of da terty too counties' nonsense on twitter
people have different tastes in women and that's okayno need to fight or call each other gay
>>224922472>and get them into my arse
SHE'S GOT THIS FRIENDHIS NAME IS... PAULAHE LIKES TO CROSS-DRESSEVERY FRIDAY NIGHTIN CLOTHES FROM PRADA
>>224922472Much like how The Proclaimers are very pro-indy
>>224922327just got one, very cute
>>224922508The Proclaimers' stance is more grounded and rational than pure paddy seethe.
>>224922204I could tell that's a troon from a thumbnail of ants
Fucking hate the double standards around black women online>person says thing: "OMG CANCEL THEM THEY ARE THE WORST MOST EVIL PERSON IN THE WORLD*>black woman says the same thing "OMG YASSS SLAY DIVA SHE GAGGED THEM YASSSSS"
need bridget phillipson's knickers on my face whilst she wanks me off
>>224922514why do they look like popcorn
Shaggers play Yu-Gi-Oh Redditoes play Pokémon Incel virgin freaks play Magic the Gathering It's that simple
which one is ukraine and which is russia again
troons play with their willies
>Shaggers play Yu-Gi-Ohimagine saying this unironically. lol. fucking freak
>>224922541you're a tranny what do they play?
>>224922514Get inSo many good looking cards in this set, but the Maushold has to be my favourite.
Bullying retards (zieldberg)
I've been reported to HR for talking about beekeeping with a younger colleague.
>>224922545Ukraine (L) Russia (R)
>>224922541Are you getting the upcoming Tag Force 3 remake?
like it or not ugly autistic freaks with niche interests have sex with each otherthis also explains every shagged on /brit/ btw
Would heem any of you little cunts in a Yu-Gi-Oh duel
>>224922533sounds good this
>>224922577Yeah will be mate
>>224922541you can play with my dick if u like
andy bumem
SexyMP is down i repeat SexyMP is Dow
for me it's enquiring as to the whereabouts of an african gentleman by asking 'whither the wog?'
>>224922533will my pooey boxers suffice?
>>224922581would bone everyone in that pic so i don't carequirk chungus is very fuckable to me
>>224922589
Wow this thread is still going
Co-codamol and fluoxetine imbibed with a raspberry vitamin C effervescent
Wow the tranny is sick again that doesn't happen literally every day
what sort of advanced masochism does sacked tranny suffer really, like a self-imposed lolcow
>>224922623She has shit dress sense. No offence, Bridget.
the shagged
>>224922645
hey sexy lads x
>>224922669we have cuba cola
PIGGAR UPP!
piggar upp rorke
>>224922657>>224922670Hi
>>224922699Piggar upp sounds cute.
>>224922699>piggar uppwat
mad how rorkian r/ukpolitics isthought reddit was full of soyboy lefties
>>224922718energises or refreshes depending on the context
>>224922727the chuddite era has begun
>>224922699Need you to spoon me
new>>224922725>>224922725>>224922725
NEW>>224922740>>224922740>>224922740
>>224922727being a rorke is pretty normal opinion nowthe problem is that the discussion and reasons for it are often low IQ given that it's no longer niche
fs
>>224921459>tfw no big, fat blind date qtAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH
