making the new thread instead of linking the old edition
I squirt putrid liquid shit made in my balls out of my cock when I cum
Name three (3) things that's wrong with getting fucked by dogsKr two (2) things without mentioning animal abuse (it isn't) or rape (it isn't)>>224924497 (OP) #Disney made a movie about a boy who got turned into a squirrel with a sexy red squirrel lady in it so I've got to go find a gf to watch it with>>224924616Thanks
right so is this the thread then
>>224924590Here's your (you), retard
>>224924570If the results are bad on this time I am gonna just kms I don't think I can just handle another failure I been failing since 18 and the longest job I held was a year that was when I was 16 and a family friend felt bad for me because I was autistic and depressed to the point we're I wouldn't leave my room. I don't leave my room except for the gym food and bathroom thank God my bathroom is connected to my room
i am the most unemployed man in the world
>>224924497>>224924497>>224924497>>224924497in here
ladsyour afternoon/evening entertainment
>>224926371we will hear what britain's emissary has to say, after we have heard the much more important contributions of nauru, the seychelles, and bhutan
>>224926002fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, won't get fooled again.
Gyaldem peace
This is the one
>>224924590that called semin
glod
Well?
grandad went and got himself a bbl. nan’s in tears
>>224928343i would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie
this the won?
>>224928343AI
>>224928332i like this one because of her veiny tits have i posted that before? probably havesubmit post
Anyone tuning into channel 4 this evening for a Nigella goon session?
/brit/ collectively breathes a sigh of reliefhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq07ly8xzvn4o
love when you laugh so hard you can feel it in your arsehole
bog fart and meep meep are about to meet
>>224928385leftypol went on a mad one haha
>>224928377corr
>>224928393This but when I sneeze hard and suddenly feel a shooting pain in my prostate
>>224928385ed sheeran saves the day
>>224928393bet you feel it in your arsehole every weekend
>>224928385leftypol turning a blind eye to this
got young farmers on
glodcount
>>224928419come find out
>>224928433*pins the congressional medal of posted it again award to your chest*
pushing my 302 year old nan down an escalator
>>224928433
>>224928433as long as your life is fulfilling, love x
>Xbox Lays Off 268 in Studio Overhaul, Moves Halo to ActivisionMaster Chief...
>>224928433she is pretty
right stop that
I liked the fixation from yesterday with the lady who had no arms and legs
>>224928485more like "gaylo"
>>224928499come on now
>>224928493that desperate, aye? sad
>>224928493Her overtly conscious facial mannerisms make me want to commit domestic, england-losing-a-football game style.
>>224928499only from halo 4 onwards
>>224928463what was a 302 year old doing in an escalator?
Hello
>>224928499gayrow up
>>224928433she trooned out
>>224928528getting her shit rocked
>>224928499CHAD WARDEN
>>224928485i thought halo was a fictional character is he a real person who works for xbox
>>224928534hi ian
>>224928528ascending
youtube auto-dubbing videos without labelling them as auto-dubbed nowdystopian
>>224928556his name is sir john halo
a better world is possible
>Arteta extends
>>224924570What is your opinion on King Edward the Confessor?
i'm writing blank chequesi'm a greedy bugger
>>224928587me entering /brit/
>Hayden Panettiere cause of death revealed as toxic effects of fentanyl sad (I could have saved her)
>>224928590i prefer king henry the shagger
>>224928589>10 more years of artetaball
>>224928587
>>224928607
>>224928607gorge floyd warned us about this
>>224928620sir ai slop
>>224928607man americans really love that shite
>>224928604me exiting /brit/
>>224928590no idea who that is
>>224928607Creational drugs are a mistake, she was a mother
aislops fables
>>224928625that was pre ai slop
why did clav do rape?
>>224928658grow up then
>>224928628We have synthetic opioids here as well but it mainly seems to be nitazines. Occasionally there are articles about overdoses involving them. I think in general the USA just has a worse opiate problem due to their culture of prescribing opiates which gets people hooked then they turn to heroin -> fentanyl (then die).>>224928645She didn't even have custody of her kid. You have to be a massive druggie to get divorced as a woman and be denied custody.
I used to think that women from Central Asian countries like Mongolia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, and Kyrgyzstan lived traditional lifestyles. However, I discovered that they are actually like Russian women with Asian features. They are quite resilient and tend to hold feminist views. They also enjoy drinking and partying at nightclubs. Generally, Central Asian women have a favorable view of South Korea and Korean men, which is why many single Korean men often travel to Central Asia for vacations.
>>224928710humans and humans. we all bleed red.
>>224928607i would've loved to have jizzed in her mouthrest in peace
>>224928688hes evil and he doesnt like or respect women
creational drugs
woooooooooowlook who only gone an uploaded their weekly din dins video, thats right, those vegan poofs!woooooooooooow get watching and get inspired, and more importantly, get vegan!bye loves!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-0mzas23tI
dont know if i should go out for a walk or drink two glasses of wine in front of the telly
Or 'Stuntpeng' as I like to call her.
>>224928688he was suffering from depression
going to yank my fucking cock to a fine red mist
>>224928772please dont use that homophobic slur
>>224928772lush as hell x
>>224928760make you believe God put us on this eart to smoke the ganja herb
>>224928772im going to be eating vegan tonightbut it'll look good and not like that slop
right so thats it then is itjust getting fatter, balder and uglier until i die
>>224928385And I'm sure the perpetrators will all have lovely British names like Mohammed, Bohammed, Al-Johammed, and Abdul.
>>224928785slam the 2 glasses of wine back to back then head out the door for you walk
Would you continue wanking if there was a 2.5% chance you would die every time you came?
OOOOOOOOOO AM SUCH A BIG FAT VEGAN POOF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[B]ohammed
>>224928614
>>224928835erm dont make assumptions rorke. i know its the same people 90% of the time and humans have evolved pattern recognition skills to determine threats but just turn your brain off and dont assume rorke
>>224928857get help
>>224928851sexoooooooooo
>>224924570
Don't like vegans they annoy me
alri
me in the middle
>>224928851a doughnut and a netflix subscription could save her life
your trans woman escaped to sverigetråden>>224928654>>224928699>>224928720>>224928754>>224928765
im horrible
>>224928838Nope
>>224928726Well, even assuming they are somewhat depraved, they’re likely still less so than the average Western woman. I’ve heard that Central Asia has the highest fertility rate in Asia.
the veins in my legs are as tense as the golden gate bridge ropes and I don't know if it's a legit medical condition or my mind hyperfocusing on the sensations and amplifying them 100 times
A day in the officeA coffee with the colleagues A lunch with a friendA clue bloody well gained
>>224928900Wg1>>224928909Cap
Another 8 cans of tuna in sunflower oil added to the stockpile. Good until 2031.
>>224928907>woman
ash is gonna split some tory heads
rorke's mum finally convincing him to be trans and prostituting him
>>224928938getting ready for WW3 i see
>>224928938ktim
>>224928888
Dame Tina Tuna
We shouldn't hate noncesNot like they can help it is there
>>224928938>sneed oilsyou won't make it to 2031
>>224928942>In 2024, PinkNews listed Babarinde among a number of out LGBTQ+ parliamentarians. On 17 November 2025, he announced that he was engaged to his partner Connor Cummings, an NHS doctor from Edinburghzesty, moist
>>224928970couldn't be trusted with one of these
>>224928986even if it's biologically ingrained they can at least not constantly tell everyone else about how much they want to rape kids
>>224929023funny how you dont feel the same about your gay little twitch friend mousepaedo
>>224927716wish me luck
>>224929023When does this happen
tummy is rumbling but i'm going to hold off cooking for an hour or two so that i dont get hungry later this evening
Aldi 'zza in the oven for teait lush x
>A British man has pleaded guilty to causing the death of his two-year-old son who fell from a hotel window in Cyprus.>The boy fell from the fourth floor of the King Evelthon Beach Hotel and Resort in Chlorakas on 12 July.>Paphos District Court was told in July that the boy fell through an open window when his father was holding him around his waist and swinging him from side to side.
>>224929065morrisons used to have this great tex mex pizza. can't find it now
>>224929049https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/katy/country/be%7Cgb/
i'm in your walls
Why is everyone worrying so much about A.I.Everyone's seen too many movies lmao
>>224928888>gifI was expecting a goatse or something traumatising sat there like a mug
>>224929092idgi
>>224929082Darwin by proxy
>>224929048I've been on it for days lad DAYSfew attempts then I leave it until the following day, too angry and retarded to continue
>>224929093put them back theyre for my tea
well rorke?
>>224929092at least the one on the right actually practices female mannerisms
>>224929085Well yh but he's a freak
>>224929131pap
bet most of you went to all boys schools didn't you
Need a bong in here asap to explain what a sex dwarf is224924688
>>224928693
>>224929131Remember that dog they used to have for adverts
>>224929138point is, the only way you know someone is a nonce is if they do something noncey and thus are deserving of your ire
>>224929162ok
>>224928688No bitches
>>224929165he's dead now :(
none of the shops have pokemon cards
>>224929192Well that's depressingWay to bring the vibe down
>>224929192smoking that pack x
>>224929157not a ttarq so no
>>2249291320 replies to your gay erotica
Super Intelligence is gonna be so great in the future, so great
DO U NO WER DE BAY LEEVS AR?
>>224929198should have been quicker then shouldn't you
see you on the other side lads
>>224928433>you don't have kids?>nope>but you're over 30?>yup>are you planning on having them?>nope>is your life fulfilling?>yup>play around swipe?>nope>stream snipe?>yuphttps://youtu.be/-jenlSf2E8o
sir @HerdImmunity12
>>224929243you just replied lool
niggas so fat they get breathless running up the stairsu worried about the wrong AGI
fuck them kids
>>224929272s
why dont you transition my lasagne from the freezer to the oven
I ALWAYS scream at the thumbnai gimmick.
>>224929291''''''
>>224929253would be fun being a tarqy cunt wouldn't it
>>224929284r
pull up to my bumhole baby
>>224929320i dont need to simulate being a boob
>>224929301mental that i see this while eating my microwaved lasagna
yank salad
i ain't scared of you motherfuckers
niggas be like "how you know im somali"
this is obviously never going to happen
>>224929371love hash browns me
rorke be like i'm from hemel hempstead
>>224929371wtf
nobody:rorke: ok i pull up
>>224929372shut the hell up bernie mac
>>224928988Based
https://www.youtube.com/live/j91SE19gdlw?si=07PsweVuckwt5JDKPAKISTANI MR. BEAN LIVE
wassup niggas
been to that hexagonal roundabout in hemel hempstead before
towel hamlets
>>224929450towel handrails
rorke BTFO
leftypol petitioning to change the name of tower hamlets because its offensive to his precious muslims
millions must go
>>224929462welshlad in the flesh
>>224929371gay if wouldn't
There's a lad got home from work and he's reading through the archives to make sure he didn't miss anything in daytime /brit/. He's a very very sad man.
>>224929479always a horde of them at the royal hospitali think they "spawn" there
>>224929371why are foreign eggs so orange inside?
>>224929462he's clearly blowing it because he loves english cock
yanks going tower hamlets and paying their respects
>>224929529fed orange things
>>224929512me? print the brit threads from after i go to bed to read on the train on the way to toil
>>224929540>British loooooool
one of these days i'll be one of these people at a centre of a national story because i was standing about or leaning in the wrong place on a surveillance camera
>>224929522you're not going to believe this...
>>224929540before and after flight to turkey
BIG MUFFGET AWAY WITH YOUR POWDER PUFF
everybody should be made to work in a care home for a month. cleaning arses and looking after fucked up old people. people dying all the time. i think it would teach everyone something about empathy and life
>>224929522the actual reason is they're from low trust countries where they're taught/learnt to take a monetary advantage at any opportunity.Some raghead must of thought his mate was having him on when he said you can rock up here on a boat or fast food visa and get unlimited world class healthcare for anything, for free.
>>224929565probably outside a gay sauna desu
>14 year old white boy stabs girl with 6 inch knife because she rejected himrorke turning a blind eye to this
>>224929585Wouldn't teach me a thing. Like water off a ducks back. I'm unbreakable.
i see you know your sumo well
>>224929568
>>224929253If WW3 with Russia breaks out I am unironically killing myself immediately. Literally as soon as the news of war gets announced I'm making arrangements to end my life within minutes. I have zero desire to live through war or its aftermath.
>>224929585hope i die before I can't wipe my own arse tbqh
>>224929602that was that thing on netflix
if i lose my job i will have to kill myself
pasta for tea x
>not savings /brit/s as pdfs and into folders according to vibe
>>224929588their whole culture is based on the idea that scamming and being dishonest is fine and its your own fault for being a victim. you can see how that culture permeates through their horrible mentality and attitude
sudo rorke
>>224929602that was psychosis its not his fault
>>224929625stone cold steve chromosomes
>>224929602she probably said something to provoke him
>>224929637if i lose mine know i'll have to take a mong job on about 20k a year less
world menu heist is cynical even for mcdonalds because you just know they just make it up and none of these things are actually sold abroad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5sd-Uf3UEw
>>224929682
getting sick of toil and got at least another 30 years to go
>>224929512Hello yes this is me
aff tae be a shit pig at the chemsex orgy
>>224929698goyslop from other marketing territories: :O
Right, back from my trip to the shopsReady to post
I order from McDonalds every day
gymtoil complete
I HATE WOMEN!!!!
>>224929723get anything good and why didnt you ask me if i wanted anything
>Mumberg: you're an idle waste of space! Get a fucking job!Don't care. Not working>Work coach: if you don't do your hours at the charity shop we're sanctioning you!Don't care. Not working.>PIP case manager: if you aren't willing to do therapy you will never improve!Don't care. Not working.>/brit/ mongs: you're a lazy thieving bastarding parasite!Don't care. Not working.No pussy, no work, no taxes. Simples.
>>224929698how do you say szechuan? how are you supposed to say that
>>224929742Nothing goodSorry but if you want anything you'll have to get it yourself ok
>>224929698Smores mcflurry sounds fucking peng gonna get some biomass to deliver me some
>>224929736one day you may
Don't think I've had McDonalds this yearUsed to like getting the pancakes and the sausage
>>224929698>keeping tabs on the newly released goyslop>trying to hold the goyslop corporation to a standardYou need taking out the back like old yeller
>>224929746think you got the cart before the horse
>>224929771I've permanently switched to Slim Chickens
Peel yourself off the sofa. It’ll be 7pm before you know it. You’re going to start feeling peckish soon. Check the fridge, then the cupboards. You don’t really feel like cooking. Fine. Open the apps, scroll through it. Find a paki pizza shop. Only 6 quid for a kebab and chips. Yeah, good deal. Order your kebab and chips, get it delivered by an illegal migrant. Chomp it all down, tastes funny. You’ll regret it in the morning. The biomass funded, a body disposed of, the rape of Britain furthered, an artery clogged, a rape gang established. No clues gained.
>>224929746yeh but you've never made any effort ever in your life to get pussy
>>224929698Are the McChicken McMuffins a breakfast only item?
>wh*te poople are superior to everyone else >civilization builders>civilization>reddit:>main purpose of life is surviving and reproducing >sub two fertility rate>new gen highly racially mixed
>>224929823sir vpn
>>224929823Great post and all that but did you really need to pop the vpn on to post it?
>>224929823hey mister taliban tally me banana
Chicken and egg on a single McMuffin... not sure how I feel about that...
>>224929823why are your diaspora so violent particularly towards western women
>>224929841
>>224929823>>sub two fertility rate90% of the planet is
Something insanely runtish about referring to something on a menu as an "item"
yo cody let's go to in and out burger and get some of those szechuan sliders and a big gulp
>>224929823Better to be below replacement fertility, and have enough to eat, Habibi
bluds ordering 3 courses at mcdonalds looool
>>224929698hope gayray eats and his twink cameraman review these
>>224929873ok
>>224929800Accidentally used a delivery app the other day because I got a deal so good I simply had to. Other than that I've replaced my takeaway/fast food habit with a Bigham's and going to the supermarket in-person habit which feels like a clue in the right direction.
>>224928930gp
>>224929781>>224929720i used to be like this but then i realised there isn't anything more to life>>224929750how did you miss the rick and morty szechuan meme
too few gay porn items on the menu today
does 'gp' stand for 'gay porn'?
>>224929906A clue, coalesced.
gp means gay porn
>>224929602Foid
>>224929918don't watch cartoons
The random little things that trigger him are so funny. He’s going to have a meltdown over burgers now lnao
i dind't know finnish people were so hated on here
>>224929253Boris Johnson is genuinely the most evil subhuman in British history
>>224929924i'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
>>224929967Because they're all fucking nutters
right well
>>224929945it breached containment. you must be 9 years old
>>224929950why don't you just address who you're talking to instead of doing this weird gay talking to the group thing you're doing
ummm... guess he won't be in Rush Hour 3
right well that's the wanking man getting his head chopped off isn't it
MOOOOOOODS
/brit/ is like thats goyslop but then gives me more engagement for that post than any other
god i read that and thought jackie chan diedthen i remembered there was a rush hour 3then i remembered that's a joke from rush hour 2i'm on jackie chan's wikipedia page rn
>>224930032>>224930032>>224930032
>>224930020*rapes you up the arse* hows that for engagement you little raped mong
>>224930015dont worry its ai
>>224929630>>224929637You'll do nothing
>>224929253I have an inkling this person doesn't like Boris Johnson
