6ft turkey edition
mad how it actually was the new, the first time
Wife is a door slammer. Didn't know this when I married her
>>Unfortunately, the seller had to cancel your order due to the following reason: Something was wrong with the buyer's delivery address.just looked and the user is no longer registerd
Sydney Sweeney has gone Woke and it's so, so incredibly sad to see. Such a pretty girl, beautiful even. But the cracks are starting to show. Seeing her with that NASTY Zendaya is a clear WARNING. To any Young Man romantically interested in her I would say BE CAREFUL!
>>224932058bin that bint
lil shake and bake, blastoise 91, robbie pezos, only iced coffee, chetaman, slayer and jayde
>>224932059SCRAMING RORKE GOT DONE
OK Tobes, that's enough. You're my state-mandated K9 boyfriend nwo. Come with me. Good boy
>>224932058just not human are they
>>224932075good advice I shall cease my courting of the lovely mrs sweeny
bring back fingering
>>224932059just got here, what did you order?
business idea: buy a load of houses in northen ireland and then when they unite with the republic and everybody gets richer the house prices go up
>>224932090imagine kicking her right up her fat arse
>>224932113poo in a box
>>224932134sent;)
Go on then, start posting the ugly trannies then
aisha bum
>>224932113apple corer
>>224932135>daaad, flip your mattress please
weird looking blokes in dresses and walking sticks. name a more iconic duo
bring back fisting
>>224932158how you know i'm bald
Jerked off 7 times in 2 days to trannies
>>224932193YOU BITCHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_OaYFeMHzc
>>224931450an actual slug?
Ohh it's nitrous (oxide) that fucks up my teeth not toothpaste
nth for the holodem
got any crisps?https://youtu.be/uc3AOjV0Y2Q
can't eat levi roots sauce on stuff without thinking of his you know what
>>224932301yeeeuh
>>224932303rape allegations?
>>224932303The internet and Jews have raped your mind >Your mindspace >WHO'S LAND?
>>224932303his root?
>>224932234>>224932286Kino
>>224932303his levi's ?
>>224932303theo paphitis?
>>224932340her feet make me feral
>>224932361his feet*
right well just sitting here not doing much
>>224932303his reggae reggae song?
Just mental isn't it?
bring back golden balls
>>224932208rookie numbers
IM THE UMMYPOPS
>>224932417carrott junior has terminal cancer
>>224932393Someone here said he's racist once. Was he? Not just with the builders btw
>>224932417in today's woke world it would be called refugee balls
did gibbymoo do herself in? not seen her for ages
got the world's smallest arse
>>224932090lush 'tex
>>224932442who the fuck cares grow up lmfao
>>224932286screm
And the very latest from Fat Pheebs??
>>224932471still fat
>>224932442There's a video of him where a black guy walks past him on the pavement (ample space for him to pass) and he presses himself up against the wall lol
>>224932444hosted by Suq al-Madiq
How can a man with any level of self respect or pride marry a women who is not a virgin is beyond me.It's disgusting and disgraceful Like it's Cuck Behaviour
>>224932485howl
>>224932301would love to stick my cock down her throat and squirt hot cum directly into her stomach
consider the ringed plover
>>224932500gp
>>224932515I consider it inferior to the wigeon
>>224932515i'm certainly considering it
ameriniggas microwave they water
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=224932526Automated spambot and submit
>>224932500well most men have had premarital sex so understand it's not really fair or feasible to have higher standards for your partner than yourself
I'm not a sexless incel I'm just saving myself for marriage
>>224932462
>>224932556>most menhaha yh…
>>224932557new crush? x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8FMpGgqfxI
>>224932568same hahah
>>224932424
older brothers a lawyer, younger sister is studying medicineme? 28 years old working a dead end office job, runt of the litter as it were
>>224932605Wow nice art Or porn
Thoughts on Andy Burnham?
>>224931889she's passed on
looking for some porn
pussyclaat
he's still melting down omds
Just had a thought that when I die someone is gonna have to see my naked body and little wilkins
>>224932640I refuse to accept any prime minister whose father wasn't a tool maker
>>224932704good way around this is to chuck yourself into an active volcano
>>224932704they'll put a tissue over it
>>224932704what if you get eaten by a shark
>>224932704I'm scared the nurses will rape my dead body on account of my 8" long 6" girth wilson
is it a good idea to argue with your woman who you hate because she is retarded but also want to shag and it gets your cock hard
right well I've just received a warningmy apologies janitor
>>224932716
only four more sleeps until SNL lads
>>224932623both my brothers bring their fit gfs to christmas every year and i am a virgin with girls and only had shameful sexual contact with men about 20 years older than me for validation despite not being gay
vote quimby
>>224932704not necessarily
>>224932769how big are your brothers willies
Considering without the internet I wouldn't know what a beautiful woman looked like naked, I don't think I deserve to see such a thing
>>224932769DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH
>>224932729the shark will see it which is even worse
>>224932783How many sleeps until GTA 6?
>>224932783no quimbies
>>224932032I wish I was never born most days because of how much of a human failure. This quiz was my final test anyway I don't care the jobs I get will just be 90 days to a couple weeks anyway. No matter how hard I try I am just a fuck up
>>224932814poops come from there
>>224932817was sure this was going to be ai nudity
>>224932814is this meant to be appealing?
simpsons shit and cum
Should I post a picture of my 8" long 6" girth wilson? If I'm going to be banned I want it to be worth it
might put a film on
>>224932833it could be
>>224932817i wish she was my mum ok
>>224932833can't be posting that, i've just come back from a 3 dayer
>>224932769if your only sexual experience is with your men then you are bent. simple as.>>224932814absolutely mindboggling that something so beautiful and tempting can produce heinous things such as poo and farts
>>224932817
just put the devils advocate on
>>224932856
rorke ordering people to wear bright colours to his funeral and insisting it be a celebration of life
>>224932500virge opinion. it's not 1600 AD any more.
>>224932793i had nuts and zoo magazines
>>224932817Theres absolutely no need for this on a breakfast news show. Did she get fired for this?
saw a newsreader lass on bbc scotland that looked like lily phillips she is in the wrong line of work
kfc chips are peng
>>224932208sort your life out leftypops
I fucking hate how no matter what I do I Always end up at square one none of the jobs I have last long I mean I can't finish or complete anything so the only thing I can do is die
not really nsfw was it there was no nipples or fanny
>>224932893um
>>224932867>3 dayerAt His Janitor's Pleasure
>>224932888HE'S LAUGHING HIS SICK FUCKING ASS OFF
Guess I won't be posting it then. Ban avoided at least.
>>224932916naked bums get banned
>>224932704the bames will see it before then when they're dressing you and wiping your bum
>>224932916bare bums are nsfw
>>224932915the big completion
ok this one is peng
>>224932888good film. watch angel heart after
>>224932500all women are whores always have beenBonnie Blue is unironically a better woman than 90% of the woman you'll ever meet
might watch terminator 2 judgement day for the 12th time
>>224932908mad how a few years ago they decided to finally make them decent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamT4XESYG0
>>224932654CODE?
janny's told me to pack it inbit annoying but
>>224932955bums are just thighs. they're SFW. thats why every girl can walk about in public with shorts that show their arses
>>224932945>>224932955and what of the humble side boob
molesting myself
>>224932959Honestly I just hate it at my age I have not got anything I am good at or any real skills most people my age kick ass or are good at one thing
>>224932945>>224932955woke gone mad
>>224932900didnt ask what snacks you ate mate
my oneitis at uni was an actual virgin but i never asked her out and now she has a boyfriend :/
>>224932989you need to get a clue
>>224932989would do anything to sniff her farts
>>224932989neither here nor there for me tbqh lad.
>>224932955>>224932945well i've got mine out right now and janny hasn't done anythingdoes this mean he likes me?
>>224932915you think you're the only one? most of what i touch turns to dogshit. keep trying stuff and you will eventually find something that works
>>224932888>>224932962triple bill with manhunter
>>224933010can you just be normal
>>224933027dont kink shame
and what did she becomethat's righta whore
>>224933007you cant possibly know who is a virgin tbfevery just lies
sir kink shamer
>>224933048my arse mogs this
>>224933016never seen it. mann films are a bit hit and miss for me
>>224933015no wonder she got found out imagine how humiliating it must be to have to do lookout duty while your mate shags your teacher without at least getting a blowie for your trouble
>>224933014Why bother I mean I just know so I am hanging myself I wanna do a bucket list travel
>>224932955what about only a few bums?
>>224933048404 arse not found
/fa/, more like /fa/ggots am I right guys?>Goes back to watching the WSL.
the whole universe is contained in this one smelly bedroom
>>224933048they're all whores but thats why we love them
>>224933030blessed
>>224933063it's one of his better ones
we had a fit english teacher in her mid 20s at my school and she always wore really tight skirts but she left after one year and the rumour was she got caught sucking off another teacher
had to go to a work outing and my boss was just sat on a Freemasons call the whole time. Obviously trying to flex on us
>>224933063What about Almighty, Desire or Runs with Tides?made those all up btw
>>224933084its a champion's league night
>>224933126Yeah that
>>224933076should've gone to specsavers
>>224933068trying and eventually finding something is better than the dismally gay outcome of necking yourself like some little saddo. you're better than that
>>224933126im not low IQ enough to watch footy
>>224933048awful dick limpening arse
might turn on my pc
>>224933145If you actually spoke to me you would understand asshole
>>224933160does it run linux
ISAbros....
might kill myself in runescape and in real life
Burnham, more like Bum-man, am I right guys?>Goes back to watching arsenal woman's playing in the champions league
got the BlackedMOMS on
remember the wombats25 likes in two hours
Rorke sorting his life out
>im not low IQ enough to watch footy
>>224933048skibidi sex arse
I am turning 24 in March so I think I should return the ticket
>>224933196hey yeah i am available x
>>224933168every day is a battle. just don't stop fighting
>>224933068hanging yourself is by far the worst suicide methodyou spend ages choking yourself out in excruciating pain and your body will fight until it physically cannot anymoreplus afterwards someone will have to come and find your body after your bowels release
>>224932500
>>224933198was he sucking his own willy? why was he erect
>>224933217what an odd thing to say
>>224933178Yeah?
>>224933173windows 11
>>224933156
getting the kettle on
>>224933196yeah
hit the road dude this is praaaavit propatay
>>224933254we up ISAbros.....
Sir Zohran Mamdani
>>224933267doing a hot water bottle?
>>224932032
I like drinking from plastic bottle because the thought of killing the environment makes me happy
>>224933242>>224933232Why do you think I am taking pain pills before hand?
>>224933243ridiculous. it's normal to shag on a sofa or a bed and even more normal to wank at a computerbuying a mattress 2nd hand though is wrong not for the cum but for the sweat and saliva that doesnt wash out
TAKING IT ALL THE RIGHT WAYKEEPING IT IN THE BACK
>>224933251get with the culture gramps
still can't believe somebody would rape rorke like that. some sick bastards in this world.
divorced the wifewas getting in the way of my posting
>>224933330whats on your travel bucket list?
should get a hot water bottlealthough if you think about it, electric blankets are like the modern version of hot water bottlesshould get electric blanket
didnt wank todaydidnt wank yesterdayprobably wont wank tomorrow
>>224933330also hanging has one of the highest survival rates so you might just wake up in a hospital braindeadbest idea would be to just not do it
>>224933352its not really the culture it's this weird online bubble for freaks that you've immersed yourself in
>>224933328For me, it's pouring zinc compounds down the sink
hearing rumours that salt increased blood pressure
im a football cuckold. i prefer it when my team loses because it's less awkward talking to people who support other teams
>>224933206erm
>>224933383mad that
>>224933401dome him
>>224933382this is the one i've got
>>224933378Zion national park Pacific coast Southern new Zealand China because I actually enjoy the culture and food Australian out back so I can die
>the brown goblina game is locked to 30fps
>‘Jaw-dropping’ El Niño bursts through temperature record months before peakIt's doopin over
anyone debunked anything lately
>>224933437just simply does not happen to the common man. im elite
got all toothpaste in my beard :/
>>224933474yeah the top bed fell and crushed the bottom one
>>224933451hoping that you meet some good friends or a nice girl during the travels so you don't neck yo self
>>224933471¡ayyy caramba!*shakes maracas*
can hear women talking and laughing outsideabsolutely enraging
>>224933458don't care
I'M GONNA RAPE THIS DAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>224933401skibidi is worldwide, kiernan herself said she runs a couple memes accounts. of course she'd know what skibidi ishttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-ZXraMeHBPJHXBhrNowJaQslyqtUg-tZ
cody is like super frickin depressed
>>224933503My two girlfriends fucking sucked one cheated on me twice they other one wanted me for a green card..I thought I had someone who cared but women are whores and men are dogs
>>224933450would you recommend it
yeah im kind of a memer. i meme, you know?
I killed Sasha Grey
>>224933517it's like that in the morning around here before the school run, can hear the loud bint even with the window closed
Fuck bitches drive me suicide. He's a good lad. Fair enough x
right well that's tonight's wank material sorted thenhttps://youtu.be/boknLDLS7yE
>>224933540grow up
>>22493351830fps in 2026 is pathetic m8You'll be paying £90 for a slideshow
>>224933551yes i would, doesn't take long to warm up and costs pennies to use
>>224933581i have bad eyesight so i cant see more than 25fps anyway
>>224933568Truman show. They'll see x
bit of a subdued thread this*claps hands*WAKE UP!
i'm taking control of the drum machine
FPSmongs are pathetic>It's not 8k 120fps you might as well be looking at a still imageOh shut the fuck up
>>224933638can't even take control of your life mate
https://auctions.c.yimg.jp/images.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/image/dr000/auc0109/user/3b15c71c2a7f247c58cca155192c93469971e36a4d9116f5031492e0016bd11d/i-img1200x1200-17572344679448dl2ggg130220.jpg
>>224933569For me its the "Girls who aren't happy" thread on /gif/
>>224933595ok i will buy it
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to blend in a little harder. Time to make absolutely no effort whatsoever. Polyester. Synthetic fleece. Shiny nylon. Whatever was cheapest on the rail. T-shirts. Joggers. Hoodies. Puffer jackets. Trainers that look like they came free with a broadband contract. No shirts. No trousers. Certainly no nice shoes. Natural materials? Absolutely not. Wool is itchy. Cotton is showing off. Linen is for people who own a wine rack. Quality is NOT the key. The key is looking like you were assembled from whatever was left at the bottom of a supermarket clothing bin. Clothes should be thin, shapeless and vaguely tired. Ideally they should lose their colour after three washes and develop an unexplained bobble across the entire torso. Make sure everything is either slightly too big or slightly too small. Look like a runt. Shrink into your clothes. Avoid anything that suggests you have shoulders. And please, whatever you do, don't look confident or respectable. Looking like you have your life together is deeply suspicious. The goal is not to look good. The goal is to look like you could disappear into a bus queue and nobody would ever be able to describe you to the police. Time to get a move on. Time to gain absolutely no clue whatsoever.
my big willy is ruining my life
>>224933655had a big crush on padme when i were a young lad
>>224933581can't tell the difference anyway
The trouble with stockpiling is that if the leccy gets wipes out I don't really fancy eating a tin of cold beans or chickpeas
>>224933540there's other girls. get you a cock mad asian who just wants white babies
>>224933678your willy's rubbish
Reminder, when cops says they found "terabytes" of cp.They found ONE picture, then they say "this pedophile had *total capacity of every hard drive he owns* of cp"
>>224933700I am gonna drop about probably 40 kids then dip
YEAAAAAAAAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acbm-cDuJTg
>>224933684if they turn off the internet im hanging myself
>>224933704no my big chud willy is ruining my life
>>224933710oh ok well that changes everything then
this image flashes in my mind every time look at myself in the mirror
Cold tuna I can handle but eating a tin of cold sweetcorn or cold kidney beans I'd rather starve
browsing tattle.life again for all the goss
>>224933726Waow
>>224933644This cunt still gaming on a PS3 lmaooooo
>>224933681for me its matilda from leon
>>224933681best midriff in cinema
>>224933734Like the text is overlayed?
I already paid peace with my plans honestly I am just gonna game and took them go to the bank tomorrow
>>224933682You've obviously never played at 60fps or above then
>>224933600>>224933682now this is what we call cope
NEW>>224933853>>224933853>>224933853
>>224933738catty hags still hating rubes?
