Ethiopian Skate Betty EditionPrevious:>>224926267
>>224932686Dumb bitches take off that dress
I haven't heard the term skate betty since the 90s
>>224932738Rail roads
Never met a Daniel i liked
>>224932738Invading Cuba and making it into your puppet again. Unfortunately your powers that be have decided using the military for beneficial things is against human rights o algo so it can only be for unbeneficial things like forever wars with sandpeople.
The CIA is at war with the FBI and vice versa
Tried to take so much THC over the last few days that it would make me forget I exist, but it didn't work, I'm still out here existing.
Sometimes I get the urge to spam the N word in here but I don't because I don't want to get banned
>>224932839>THCYou mixed it up with DMT, that's the one you are looking for. Let us know how it worked
>>224932857this, so much this
>>224932857Just ban evade
Dadberg says Trump might be the reason gas prices are high but we’d be totally fucked if Kamala was president.
>>224932857Yeah and cause it would make me feel bad and were very close gay friends
John Gotti got beat up by a black guy in prison
>>224932857You're around 50x more likely to be banned here for poooolitics or making fun of jeets than using the term "nigger" tastelessly
>>224932869I'm too much of a square to take anything I can't buy from a store.
im really tired. should i goon?
I took extasy once, felt like my nervous system was coated in warm honey
Jim Carrey
>>224932874based and redpilled advice
>>224932923Yes
turns out nothing happens if you fall into a pool of piranhas
I don't ever want to take psychedelics because it'll probably psyop me into being trans and becoming a girl for you
>>224932906John Gotti was Neapolitan is a crew full of Sicilians
speling errers
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1790103232834761.jpg
static IP awardJanny's bitch award
>>224932965Psychedelics are soy coded, but they won't make you a tranny unless it is already within you.
>>224932965No the injected memory when that happens will be this message saying you already are
>>224932950As a kid growing up you really think lava, quicksand, and piranhas are more of an issue than they truly are.
>>224932911Thats not true I have gotten banned every time I said the n word
>>224932950Yeah they just don't fall in or the piranhas have no teeth >>224932942
>>224933040quicksand is actually fucked up. its a slow death where everything you do to get out of it only makes it worse
weed cured my racism
>>224932789For me it's Dean. There will always be something a bit off about a man named Dean.
>>224932965psychedelics will put you in the Xmas spirit early, if they don't drive you mad. I'm awaiting my next supply of 2C-B, that's so fucking cool, it's really tame even compared to mushrooms and makes you wish for peace in the world. And love!
>>224932998Nah I think it's totally psyoppable. It's not a real thing - there's no such thing as a gender soul. >>224933026Exactly. One minute I'm tripping balls, the next minute I'm taking penis-shrinking potions to feel like my true self. Fuck that. Though, it would be pretty sweet to have perky little boobies that I could squirt milk from. Food for thought.
>>224932942Thanks
>>224933092Will you marry me
Beer turned me straight. I got drunk on Red Stripe with this girl and realized being gay is disgusting now I like women
>>224933059That's just the janny hating you specifically, look at this, maybe like 5% got banned lolhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/nigger/
>>224933154Very good
>>224933121>the next minute I'm taking penis-shrinking potions toI think we think different things happen when on acid Sure maybe the CIA studied it
seeing better results in shoulders and lats with altered routine and diet. also my cat made a very far, skillful jump, so i gave him a treat. good day so far.
>>224933154Dude Cody did you fuck her that night
>>224933179Maybe when I take acid, you become a girl. A sexy little british "bird" haha. Fancy a shag? Haha bangers and mash and beans on toast.
>>224933231You just know he's got a hard drive full of bestiality and 'p
>>224933221YupIt was so nice
Truth be told, all day I have been suffused with great melancholy and diarrhea.
>>224933253Lol I read this in a British girls voice in my head (don't know what Canadian girls sound like)
>>224933279Canadians have an Upstate NY accent
>>224933279>don't know what Canadian girls sound likeLike Americans. There is no difference.
>>224933278This but not the diarrhea. Just the melancholy and infinite sadness.
Thread rizz themehttps://youtu.be/w369aBf5SF4
>>224933309>>224933311I pretend I cannot see it
Weekly reminder that I need to eat all the skin off my fingers and hands and peel all the skin off my body and walk around downtown as a muscle meat blood skeleton man.
Shits taking too long to arrive
>>224933253Ariel Pink has done a lot of entheogens, and everyone knows that HE WANTS TO BE A GIRL
>>224933278Great classic novel opening line if it was written by an Indian
>>224933353Just start eating paper Autistic people can also eat tinfoil sometimes >>224933253Are you the miner
i have a job interview, the email says its today, but the confirmation text says its tomorrow. not even nervous about it because they're clearly some incompetent cocksuckers. won't even try. if they tell me to come back tomorrow, i'm not. so tiresome.
>>224933333Nice one anon
what are you looking at, smoothskin
>>224933333typical
>>224933375>Written by an indian
If it wasn't for date rape , I'd never get laid
>>224933410Women do this
Every cum thread contains at least one mention of diarrhea
>>224933400I wish I was a giant Pomni being transported by wideload 18-wheeler
>>224933411right back at ya mr dubs
>>224933336I used to like motown-flavored beat music, but then I just got too smoooooooth with time
after looking into it being filipino wouldn't be so bad
>>224933449This is the Filipino experience in americahttps://youtu.be/wESgcExetso?si=OB9fpam7f24SWHhA
>>224933418Old people, like pre-boomer old people, had the best racism. Look at that subtle anti-jeet implications. The tasteful mildness of it.
>>224933483Holy kek based
I'm a bad person and I don't deserve to live
>>224933493I thought it was going to be the nutshack
>Jesus sacrifices himself >He didn't lose anything and he's just chilling in heaven now>We still get punished without reason because some retards ate something 10k years agoHow am I supposed to get into religion with this fanfiction shit?
how about this weather
I'm a bad person but I deserve sex and money
*phone rings* Depache mode
What is your opinion on thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/7o6sVA62oOw
>>224933548if you were really a bad person you'd have both those already
>>224933538>old testament bullshit mixed with new testament shitnigga
>>224933538but we get punished for our own actions THO. free will o algo
steppin out
>>224933538This isn't even correct theology though
>>224933584michelin star restaurant desu
Mom just walked into my room and handed me a monster energy and left
Every man is born a rapist
Injecting oestrogen into my poop to make it girlpoop
>>224933715She a real one
>>224933715She knows you do fent.
https://www.playboy.com/read/sex-relationships/gen-z-sex-survey-masturbation>One in Three Gen Z Men Hasn’t Masturbated in 90 Days and nearly half of woman. is this true?
>>224933715A keeper
>>224933770Never goon isn't just a meme
Mdihlea
>>224933715I had a sugar free monster today, and then I continued with my hangover cure by drinking a liter of chocolate milk while walking the street.
666 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST *sick guitar solo*
>>224932877Your dad is a stupid fucking retard
>>224933770liars
>>224933825You're a stupid fucking retard
Almost read the ew York times
>>224933675Why not
Put in my time off request but I gotta wait till November
Almost read a New York times joke last thread but I skipped forward to the Canadian replyPhew
>>224933359Is this your guido kit
i have strep throat
>>224933825You are fat and ugly FAT UGLY ASS MOTHERFUCKER
getting fucked up the ass
>>224933917Can you fuck this anon's >>224933825 butthole?
>>224933906Sandals & Montblanc.. niente ma CLASS
so many faggots ITT today, very peculiar.
>>224933874Your post seems closer to the Catholic position but even that is incorrect. But even assuming you got it right, the Orthodox and many Protestants don't believe that either.
>>22493394420 bucks
Just got done beating my shit
>>224933770They all live with their parents
>>224933966everyone here is gay except me
Magkano sa repolyo?
>>224933973I'll give $1000 if you throat fuck him as well
>>224933968Nta but what was the sacrifice?
BOOOOOOOCHIEEEEE
>>224934009Most deep throats in porn aren't even deep throats
rocking in my chair
The toenails are getting grimy
Got a manual labor job and somehow gained 20lbs of pure fat times like this make me wish my ancestors were african slaves and not anglos
>>224933825Deal>>224934009It's easy money bro
>>224934064Unc
>>224934050true but I've seen exactly one real deep throat video where his dick head reaches the bottom of her neck
Me, an intellectual: both sides are the same
>>224934041SNOOCH BOOCH!
>>224934066Probably have a staph infection on your feet from getting feet fucked and or licking someone's feet after that or not in sequential partners
I've seen a lot of gay shit but I've never seen a big hairy jacked man bouncing on a dildo
>>224934032Most of the mainline denominations point out that the sacrifice wasn't about dying itself but a compassionate and all powerful being willing to experience human suffering to redeem mankind. Then you have the Harrowing of Hell where Jesus went into Hell after the crucifixion bringing salvation to the souls trapped there. It wasn't just about dying one time then forgetting about it in Heaven.
>>224933968Frankly it doesn't really matter what Protestants think
>>224934101I work 72 hours a day and consume 3000 calories and don't have this problem faggot
>>224934150It kinda seems like that's what happened, though
>>224934156High Church protestants are fine theology-wise tbqh unfortunately they are going extinct.
>>224934129Clearly you haven't looked hard enough
>>224934101What's the job? I always had the opposite problem
Sassy black woman voice: Mm-hmm!
>>224934171Yeah you’re still a race of ugly mutants who age like milk
Hello cum
>>224934199I don't look for it. The only gay shit I see is unwillingly
>>224934175But you get to go to Heaven afterwards, before you didn't. That's a pretty big change.
>>224932686I should honestly die I am not bothering to to an apprenticeship if I fucked industrial roofing then why would I torture a journey with me especially at my age I am depressed stupid and retarded
>>224934230What am I supposed to say to this?
Should I have spaghetti for dinner again or rice and mackerel
Whips chains horse cocks monosyllabic amputees
>>224934220Wrong we just get fat where I'm from but probably not in all parts of the country
>>224934302da spagoot and meatbollz
Buffy and Angel forever
I DESERVE TO BE BLOWN BEFORE YOU GO TO JACUZZI
Oct 7th was not even a fraction as bad as the Sabra and Shatila massacres
>>224934389 YOU MAKE ME WANNA SMOOOKE!
>>224934302My sister is making spaghetti for the family
>>224934412If semites want to slaughter each other it's not our business and they should be free to do so without involving anyone else.
Made a high effort post where I hit the character limit twice and put a lust provoking image in each post, got 0 replies and the thread was archived shortly after.
>>224934412>Shatila>ShatGiggling at this
>>224932686frens, please comment.
>>224934450That's default support for the jew state, congratulations goy
My mother hates me because i'm a retarded person
>>224934488comment on what
>My mother loves me because i'm a retarded person
>>224934507We were talking about your future last night in bed, I think she's got some really good ideas you'll like.
i wish motherstein married someone smart and good looking
do Americans actually make spicy meatballs? So far, I've been combining bratwurst that's heavy on the fennel so it's like your Italian sausage with one half pork mince, but it's not all that spicy. Using mince only just makes the meatballs all goopy and bland. But I'd like to spice it up a bit.
>>224934497>if you don't save the heckin' palestinerinos you are a goyNo, I don't want to see or hear about any of these semitic sand squabbles. All jews or arabs who want to talk about this here should be immediately deported to the region to fight themselves.
>>224934545It'd be funnier if I didn't live in her house and know that isn't true
fall is almost here
>>224934630
>>224934626Do I have to say it again? Both sidesing is default jew support. Sorry if you don't like that, but you're a shabbos goy without even realizing it. Nothing to be proud of really.
White replacement going from an untrue conspiracy theory to "it's a good thing!" happened pretty quickly in retrospect
>>224934581>Using mince only just makes the meatballs all goopy and blandYou dun goofed. You gotta roll the raw meatballs in eggyolk then roll them through onion soup mix and whatever spices you wanna use BEFORE you cook them. Add a little aglio e oglio, and Mamma Luna, you got yourself some real meatballs
I like boobs more than butts
>>224934662Sorry abdul but I really don't care about your people, I only care because jews try to get us involved here and I don't want that.
I've decided to become a normal person
>>224934711Oh okay so you're literally just a jew then nice
>>224934721Congrats on your normie transition. Have you decided your new normsona?
>>224934721
will he perform when he has money right in front of him?
>>224934721YWNBAN
>>224934679I'd have to make onion soup mix from scratch because they don't sell it here, tho I can get all the ingredients listed by the AI. But that's certainly something I'll keep in mind.
>>224932686She was a boyHe was a girlCan I make it any more obvious?She was a punkHe did balletWhat more can I say?She wanted himHe’d never tellSecretly, he wanted her as wellBut all of his friendsStuck up their noseThey had a problem with her baggy clothesShe was a skater boyHe said, "See you later, boy"She wasn't good enough for himHe had a pretty faceBut his head was up in spaceHe needed to come back down to earth
>>224934751yeah i'll just be a regular dude that dresses well and mingles
sometimes i pee into my food and eat it when my parents are gone. do you think the oven smells when they get back?
>>224934792I read this and thought the N was supposed to be something else at first
>>224934630It's the first day of fall, it's here now
>>224934809How do they not sell onion soup mix? Anyways, all the ground meat should be mixed around with the egg because as it cooks the egg will solidify and act as a binding agent to keep your meatballs from being goofy slop. Pensace, and good luck
>>224934741None of you are White, none of you matter to me. Simple as.
>>224934871Your people are decades away from another holocaust, I'd watch my grimy little venomous tongue if I were you.
I’ve been an anti-semite for a long time but I’m shocked how retarded new anti-semites are, they don’t know anything about out the Jew.
>>224934871Different leaf, but given that antisemitism is illegal, and a bunch of pro-Palestine groups are also proscribed, means that “just stop talking about it” favours the Jewish-dominated status quo. You’re being a shabbos goy, assuming you aren’t just a Jew
>>224934953He knows what he is.
>>224934922Because, like the guy ITT, they are literally brown third-worlders.
where are the messssicans?
>>224934867American cuisine is influenced by French cuisine via Julia Child afaik, so you've got French-style salad, onion soup, steaks, etc., but Eastern European cuisine is more like Ashkenazi food, matzo ball soup is basically the starter for every Sunday dinner here.
>>224934967You're not really disproving your shabbos goy/jew status right now pulling out the YOU'RE ARAB card just because people can instantly recognize how gullible and foolish you are.
>>224934987>but Eastern European cuisine is more like Ashkenazi food, matzo ball soup is basically the starter for every Sunday dinner here.The legacy of Judeo-Bolshevism…
ahhh, so that's my reading material for the week sorted
>>224934953>dude these heckin' protest groups in Canada are about to topple ZOG bro just a little more time broNone of that fixes Canada
>>224935117Next time just go>DA JOOOOOOOOZyou rat bastard.
>>224935008>NO YOU CAN'T CALL ME A THIRD WORLDER>YOU'RE A JEW THOSee how retarded brown people are? also I'd never call you an Arab because you're clearly something much lower on the brown hierarchy like a paki o algo
>>224934987Sad! Many such cases. But it's not that American food is "based" on French food, you could get matzo ball soup mix here to, you can get fucking anything. I could probably even find a Gazpacho starter if I really looked
oh man, i ordered the extra mild burrito for white people and they gave me the EL CABRON. my shits sweaty, i got boogers, dios mios aiiiiiiieeeeeeee
>>224935109Soviet food didn't penetrate Yugoslavia cause Yugoslavia was not in the Warsaw pact/a Soviet puppet. I first had borscht at 30, tho I do like it. But beef or chicken broth with semolina dumplings or noodles is an older Slavic food, judging by the similarity of the Polish version of the dish with ours, or maybe it's just an Austro-Hungarian dish that's not really Slavic at all.
>>224935177Of course it's jewleaf lmfao
>>224935109Explain why Israel was the only other country that fought alongside us against the USSR
Anti-semitism comes from different places with respect to brown desert people and white euros/north american anglos. With the former, it stems from ancient biblical squabbles and religious nonsense. With the latter it stems from centuries of progress being attacked, undermined, subverted, ruined, and otherwise made lesser. One group is mad about made up fairytales in a book, the other about real world grievances and assaults. This is why you see a difference in the ways they demonstrate their anti-semitism, i.e. writing literature outlining their findings vs. rioting in the streets and screaming with molotov cocktails in hand.
>>224935189I've had gazpacho before, that's not considered exotic here. Barcelona is not all that far from here, you can drive there in a matter of two days.
Pro-Pals will tell you anti zionism isn’t anti semitism then will ask if you know Jews are eating Palestinians babies
Jewleaf megamelty on his American VPN now
>>224935209Redditjeet still butthurt that he has to make up new characters lol
>>224935274Isn't France closer to you than Spain? How come you've had gazpacho but not French onion soup?
>>224935307Post hands
Thing about redditjeet is, he's genuinely mentally unstable. See how a single American post made him think this a grand VPN conspiracy against him?
Jewleaf currently experiencing some genetic holocaust trauma after being outed. Many such cases
>>224935321I guess it's cause French food is considered elite whereas Spanish food is considered casual dining. The first time I was at a Spanish restaurant in town was at about 11 and I had shark fin soup, which I think is illegal today, haha. But as for French restaurants, I can't think of any that cater to us plebs.
jewleaf and redditjeet linked up, sneed it or feed it?
The New World is cool and all, but it's also a mental institution in many ways
Masturbating to family photos
>>224935384You hail from a strange land.
>>224935408and then everyone clapped
>>224935385This picture elicits a visceral lustful response in me. My sex drive is all but dead, but this pic puts lead in my pencil , I imagine savagely breeding this girl in brutal, sweaty high impact sexx
what happened to autists no longer being into trains and instead being obsessed over weird porn and fetishes
>>224935453why do you assume train fanatics are asexual? they like to get a good nut off just the same as anyone else.
>>224935453They got groomed by trannies
TRAINSTRANSTRA(I)NScoincidence? i don't believe in coincidences.
If you haven’t seen the Asian boy princesses on /gif/ you haven’t lived
>>224935453It's over diagnosed by a large degree
>>224935453Discord
>>224935558I already said that >>224935474
He was a skater boy
There's jeets in Texas I can smell by the way They're two stepping round the poo
>>224932877>"but...we talked to the deer...and we had to be tough with them...look there's no one tougher on the deer than me..and I said... *Looks up and splays hands out* ...look you're eating too much grass and plant matter...ok? There's none left for the rabbits and then the foxes don't have anything to eat..you know the Democrats couldn't care less about the foxes...but I like them...just really unbelievable animals...And then the eagles, who frankly - they love me, they tell me all the time - Donald...there's never been anyone like you..I say I know..I know.....but eh.you know it's really a great bird...the great Bald eagle...you know the founding fathers knew it when they picked that bird - I would have picked it myself if they didn't - but we're gonna keep pushing the deer and let them know that they have to come to the table and make a deal ok? We're gonna make a deal with the deer and it's gonna be tremendous....were gonna make this forest great again folks" *walks away while reporters yell 'Mr. president!!'*
>>224935590how about choosin' texasssss
I'm climbing up the stuccoLet's get to the seppuku
>>224935590Kek, I also like the "It's jews & taxes I can tell" version
The new South Park episode was pretty kino bros
>>224935639Link? I can't stop listening to this
>>224935590Is she part beaner or something
Fuck it, I'm a girl now. Bon appetit.
I hate myself so muchI'm so stupid and incompetent
watched an episode of el chavo in the e.r.
all the cartoons are gay and pozzed in 2026 including south park. simpsons has been genuinely awful and unwatchable for over 15 years now. even reboots like futurama aren't fun to watch, everything is meta and cringe.>LOOK MARGE>I HAVE A SMARTPHONE>I AM TEXTING>BECAUSE INTERNET AND PHONES AND STUFFfuckass retard writers.
longhorns bestest in new delhi
Ricky and Morty is still pretty epic
>>224935644*South America
>>224935662Celtic
>>224935731She's awful swarthy to be Celtic
Gas was more expensive than this under Joe Byron btdubs
Let's go Brandon!
shouldnt bart be homer's age by now
Markiplier here
Simpsons came out in 1988 when Bart was 10
Gather roundFamily suicide
I'm a broken soul
>>224935761pictured is a native Welsh speaker
Remember this?
How expensive are gas prices near you that i keep hearing complains about it nonstop?
Jet Neptune
>>224935813did those mean steam indie games scare him half to death?
>>224935852Shame on you for making fun of them
>>224935813not to sound rude but i hope this faggot dies. nothing more pathetic than some of these old youtubers desperately clinging to relevancy and trying to be "hip" when they're 45. keemstar is another one, i hope he gets raped to death by a pack of wild (redacted).
>>224935861Gas in my city is unironically cheaper then it is in most of Mexico
>>224935852no
>>224934260you do this here as well? holy shit mate sort yourself out
>>224935894Gas has a 50% federal tax so its not a surprise.
>>224935861
>>224935861gas was 4.3 and diesel was above 6
>>224935701You can give a simpsons episode synopsis from any episode after like 2008 and it sounds like something AI made up>Elon Musk crash-lands his spacecraft in the Simpsons' backyard and helps Homer at the nuclear power plant
>>224935844in the words of Honorary Captain Darryl Hall, ties that are broken can often be one again, yeah
>>224935385slut hoe
>>224935914https://voca.ro/1hMvkqtZ4zy9
>>224935861It's rarely over $4 a gallon for me even tho Pennsylvania has a fairly high gas tax. Just gotta use the apps
>>224935960you're a slut
>>224932686My 23 years of life have been a joke at my expense and a tragedy for everyone because no matter how hard I try, I will never be happy. I have no friends, and every girlfriend I have had has either cheated or used me. I don't want to live anymore
i wish i never doxxed myselfi did that only because i was mentally ill
>>224936004who are you again?
It's notoriously cheaper in the suburbs though because Chicago taxes gas heavy it's normally a $1 to $2 a gallon difference
I'm a gamer with a bad attitude
>>2249358522024?
>>224936031The Serb
The logical and inevitable conclusion of late-capitalism is we all become girls and kiss each other on the boobies
i sold my camaro right before trump started his stupid war for israel
>>224936062Most serbians are like this
>>224936031i will be happy if you never find outi wanna be as anonymous as possible on this site
>had the AC on two days ago>so cold today I just cut the heat onfuck this gay weather pick a lane
>>224935852Still waiting for the troon-ocaust they are predicting
>>224936031serb retard
>>224935940Good point too on the "mystique" of celebrities drying up. It used to be novel to see a celeb guest star but now everyone fucking hates movie stars because they're pedo cretin retard shitlibs.
>>224936068Based
>>224935989*blows kiss*
as a kid growing up in the bush years, i was afraid of looking up anything about the middle east because i thought bad things would happen if i googled afghanistan or whatever
>>224935701Phineas and Ferb is still GOATed
>>224936108can you make me cum?
>>224936031no one really cares
>>224936110PATRIOT Act created a file for anons who search up such things, you were wise to avoid it.
>>224936031He's the guy who posted pics of himself and his entire family here for some reason
>>224936031Just some faggot
>>224935978>>224935926So it looks like it will hit fucked up prices as soon holidays start?
>>224936142He's the dog guy man
>>224936123Can't even make myself cum, bruv
>>224936156
>>224936142his sister was hot. anyone have that pic?
>>224936036damn youre getting raped
>>224936154You think we are making it to the holidays? LAUGHABLE
>>224936154maybe yeah. it's honestly more of an ego war
NEW>>224936210
>>224936201Yeah it's supposed to be like 2.90 to 3.50 because we're a gas producing state lmfao
>>224936115sounds like some gay zoomercoded shit
