>>224937318got the gnat
>>224937318bravo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXilShVK0fc
Finally doing a night in chastityHopefully I'll not face an RPM but we'll seeIts an experiment to achieve permalimp without estrogen or prone masturbating
it will make you lose weight ok
>>224939184
wanking myself off
the right are getting better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous
I'm in your walls
>>224939287I always knew these people would run the world, I just didn't expect them all to be such pathetically cringe losers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgcOmFDurTA&list=RDcgcOmFDurTA&start_radio=1
>Around 20% (about 323 to 352 men out of roughly 1,718 on board survived)jesus. how would you have survived? i would have jumped in next to a lifeboat and just climbed on and lay on top of somebody
>>224939339mad that illiterate afghan peasants in 2026 are smarter than british aristocrats in 1912
I’m an alcoholic
>>224939339the toffs would have shot you with a concealed pistol
I'm an angry loner
>>224939184what size cage is it
>>224939184mad how technical wanking gets when no bird
Wonder if the gyms in Calais are just all rowing machines
>>224939413sc
they're inviting rorke to the met gala
>>224939192state of this thread and that freak
rorke pulling up titanic survivor by gender statistics to win the work drinks argument about violence against women (no one else was arguing)
>>224939476drunken fool
>>224939184>Its an experiment to achieve permalimp without estrogen or prone masturbatingwhy would you want this
have like 5 genetic disorders so thinking of donating sperm to make more freaks
>>224939357mogs drowning in the most painful way possible
odyssey scene on the boat but it's migrants rowing with their ears plugged with odysheedus tied to the mast while a little girl paddles on the beach they're landing on
>>224939487my sister said to me once the women and children first policy was sexist like they are weak. i said no because they are precious and men are expendable. she couldn't understand. even when you do your best for them they think they're being victimised. islam is right about women
>>224939519>>224939528ok
>>224939528FACTS and LOGIC don't work when arguing with womenjust ask if she'd give up her space on a lifeboat so a man can have it
>>224939130just stop lad. do something. go to the bossman shop and get some calypso
*offers to die in their stead out of respect and love**they still think it's an insult*honestly a worthless bunch of people
Any of you lads willing to take a risk in getting banned?I’m about to have a wank and I want you all to post the most peng., amazing, sexy webms or gifs possible that will make me cum so hard I’ll see starsBe a hero lads please
rorke surviving the titanic by putting a dress and lipstick on then getting shagged on the lifeboat to "keep up the act"
You do realise Rorke isn't a real person?
he's such a weird guy
>>224939559absolutely bizarre postwhy would you think anyone here is going to scramble to their hard drive thinking 'ooh yeah hope this gets him off'
>>224939559
>>224939339if I were aboard this ship it wouldn't have went down the way it did
same sister that calls herself a feminist and defended the pakis with the classic 'yeah well white men rape too'. truly a fucking worthless bunch of retards honestly
>>224939574
>>224939572you aren't a real person. you live in denial of yourself
>>224939572you're not a real person thoughbeit
>>224939559fucking SCREAMING at this post this is what porn bans do to a nigga who is too retarded to use a vpn
>>224939582bet the family loves extending you an invite to christmas dinner (the invite is shouted through your childhood bedroom door)
>>224939610im the hero of the family you fucking spaz
My family see me as a freak I’ve done nothing wrong, I’m tall, semi attractive etc but I clearly give off some form of noncey or mentally ill vibes When my cousins etc see me I can see they either consider me a freak or a wrongun etc despite the fact I’ve done nothing wrong and going forward in life I don’t know how to navigate this
rorke bringing up paki rape gangs in front of nan again
>>224939592body off baywatch face off giraffewatch
>>224939582feminism is absolute brainrot not sure how someone could still hold that stance when women are in the best position in history
>>224939639byronic hero modedisappear for a few years and return mysteriously rich and aloofalso why would you think your family would think differently about you based on your height
The fuck is prone masturbating
>>224939559sort of shi you see on /b/
Sean melty
It's a wotanic kind of night
>>224939654they are just dumb bitches tbqh. there are mega smart women but when it comes to real issues of actual importance they might as well be 80IQ
>>224939639>semi attractive etcsincerely doubt that by your post people dont think attractive people are mentally ill or nonces as a first impression ever
>>224939574shriek
>>224939689lets hear that roar girlie
>>224939574repulsive sub 5 creature
women only have retarded opinions when you aren't shagging themthis is why you get mocked online for getting mad at feminism, because if you actually shagged you'd realise they just adopt whatever their man's worldview isby getting mad about them not sharing your opinions you expose yourself as a virginnot many will accept this truke
this disturbs me on a primal levelit's one thing to not like immigrants but cheering on the deaths of innocents is the mark of a morally bankrupt society
>>224939726https://voca.ro/14uCIn27X6kH
>>224939738scr
can wash my face all i want but my forehead gets greasy again right after
>>224939734>>224939737grow up
the product: steak and stilton bakethe producer: greggsthe verdict: wank
>>224939738howling
https://voca.ro/1cD6LiclkN7h
>>224939764>falling for propagoyda
>>224939764hotel: trivago
>>224939738psc
>>224939779rorke completely unprompted at the office christmas party:
>>224939779s
>>224939738typa shit cats scream at each other at night
rorke shaking his shit for the coked up cronem
>>224939805rorke wouldn't do that
>>224939814rorke shaking his shit for the coked up cronem
>>224939814you don't know rorke like he does.
>>224939192what the fuck is he doing
ate too much of mom's spaghetti
>>224939826launching scuds x
https://voca.ro/1nFIrvTnoTYKStop posting that vocaroo with that freak larping as me
Ich bin Deutscher.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8dx5p7gd4e9oseething with incel rage
>>224939854wud shag u rotten tbf
Off to bed with DJ Pillow and MC Blanky
>>224939854remember imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
>>224939854get yer cock out for the lads
>>224939857You're not German! You're an idiot!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uynI0gLxA7w
>>224939878we think ourselves lucky wake up alive tomorrow xx
>A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee is arrested for murder. Dayton Webber, 27, is accused of shooting a man in his car during an argument. He has shared his story of becoming a pro athlete after losing his arms and legs to a childhood bacterial infection.
>>224939927take it to /cum/
beddy bo bos
>the brand name and my reputation in /brit/
>>224939878DJ Pillow is wanted by the police for five counts of rape
>>224939989Literally me soft
just realised employed woman has been a larper this whole time6000+ postsmight be sadder than being an actual tranny
is the UK ever gonna legalize weed or nah
And the latest from YouGov - Two thirds of straight women are unwilling to date a bisexual man, compared with one third of straight men unwilling to date a bisexual woman
>>224940005i've seen his tits though
safe to say everyone here is sad and pathetic
>>224940039
>>224940039stfu you leaf cunt
bisexual but not biromantic me
>>224940033whats the stats on number of 'bi' women?have known multiple who have never kissed a girl but have double digit male bodycounts
i'm trisexual
>>224940086mans will try anything sexual
>>224940053you shut the fuck up
>>224940049rayp
>>224940104id take your throat out
I am a white Greek man
>>224940104hook knife to slash the flesh away then dig into the back of the neck to pull the windpipe out and separate your head from the neck
Just done an absolutely rancid poo while sitting on my excellent toilet watching women's rugby on sky sport
aussies be like "aw nawr!"
https://voca.ro/1dYqMVZDX2FKMight go bed soon team
>>224940190how ikebo that is! :O
>>224939581your plan for the iceberg?
>>224940190I want to fuck your mouth
>>224940190*bums you off*
>>224940190Cheeky bumwank before?
>>224939704b radscr eam
>>224940190lol
>>224940190Dirty little male slut take my cock
narratively and aesthetically ew is a product of its time
I want to say hi to pinkpantheress every morning at toil and occasionally have small talk with her at lunchtime
they're showering
>>224940190roar
ive been ignored by better tranners than ew
>>224940315me too ok
>>224940356pov: your first day home from the dog shelter
>>224940356
>>224940366
>>224940366sc
hi
*sluuuurp*
>>224940366lol
>>224940414hi
ngl I'd fall in love with mousey if I were a woman and would probably send him letters like those crazy bitches who write to serial killers in prison
how is clav going to wriggle out of this one
i am actually profoundly mentally ill
>>224940514nah you ain't :3
The yanks are eating our hobnobs
>>224940514well you can figure of the captcha so you must have some sort of sense
i feel sleepy and odd
If you show a picture of mousey to a woman their immediate reaction is usually something along the lines of "what the fuck is that?" They are genuinely afraid of him
>>224940573
>>224940573have a nice dream ( ˘ω˘)ｽﾔｧ
>>224940589>>224940594ok i will sleep!!
hang onsummer is over and i literally didn't go outside once
>>224940621
think i'm getting chickenpox as an adult lads, (didn't have it as a kid) it's over for the likes of me
