The wife edition
gay porn
>>224937330you gained a clue and that's something nobody can take away from you
>>224937340ok
>>224937320Mental how I got permanently banned on LoL for beating a couple in ARAM and bullying her boyfriend (it sounds different to what it was) and I said I'm not coming back this time to riot and and I just didn't come back and they were expecting me to come back again
>>224937347you promote that do you?
Never fly Pakistan International Airlines
Don't know what ARAM mayhem is
>>224937375aram is all random all mid but i didn't know lol had it (i only play hots)
>>224937176UM
tranny porn but only the fit ones. the bad looking ones are EVIL
>>224937375aram but everyone gets broken upgrades
>>224937386That game looks too gay sry
>>224937408imagine any other moba now make it funthat's what hots is like
>>224937388
>>224937313Not sure but the RNLI is expecting lots of boats in over the next week because of the warmer weather and low winds and Hampshire police are preparing for mass protests
Really makes you think
>>224937435ai
>>224937435it does
>>224937320i wonder why she was born in uk like wtf were her parents thinking
uohh
>>224937483'
>Please find to Israel and fuck our women
>Be third worlder>religion tells you all white women are whores>porn confirms it>get to Calais. Whores!Is it any wonder they rape at the rates they do once they’re here?
this is what google thinks of me trying to make /brit/ users laugh btwappreciate me and what i do while i'm still here
>>224937480FUCK PALESTINE
>>224937435
aff tae bed
would love to suck on mummy nigella's breasts
>>224937537*Runs towards you really fast and tired you up*
>>224937515rorkeshire terrier chilling with his girlfriend's brother
>>224937537me staring at you through the window while you sleep
>>224937557Based
>>224937537
Any of you guys smoke weed daily?
>>224937557yep
got jackass on
Skyrim gun mod onSkyrim child NPC-killing mod on
on the seaweed diet
>>224937592not anymore
Your dad shops in MenKind
>>224937537gnx
>>224937617and what about the loverslab edit mod? hmm i expect you have that
>>224937641Nah
caught yer dad crying outside morrisons at 3am mate
>>224937629Why did you stop
>>224937631you dress like a woman with a dick between your legs calm down sister
ngubu pumping his hiv infected load insider rorkes girlfriend a night before their marriage
raping ews bumhole like his uncle did but in between the tears and screams there is an undeniable look of gratification on her face
freshers week over or it's still going?
some very sick evil posts being madeyou should be ashamed of yourselves
Might get on League
Sokoban lad in? I did it
>>224937495This was unironically a major policy for the Israeli Labour party. Ehud Barak literally fantasised that Israel needed more non-Jews to immigrate to Israel and marry Jewish women and have mixed kids so that they could offset the rise in population of ultra-orthodox Jews and Muslim Arabs, and to also promote secularism and help diversify the gene pool.
>>224937660idk I just stopped all drugs, had a bad break up and thought it would be a good idea to stop self medicating cause it was starting to get out of control sort of
*expands the bnwo into your daughters mind*
>>224937730wise move
>>224937698according to my reels it's still going but idk im in argyll
>>224937694Fuck imagine she puts you in a leglock and literally pulls you in balls deep
>>224937771absolute hellcat in bed i'd stake my life on it
Jesus wept.
>>224937733
>>224937631You should suck my willy
>>224937771
you're a normie/NPC if the anthropomorphism of LLMs is something you likeyou're a real human being if you prefer that it just gives answers like old school google
imagine how many prime 18yo virgins had passionate teenage sex during freshers week
Tonight's Yankino
>>224937843daughter would get a seeing to
>>224937825Thought she was crying in the thumbnail
>>224937843These types of videos always do really well
>>224937843
>>224937747yeah now i'm way better
Rorke's Britain
The whole world will be indian soon
>>224937892Cow poop will replace ze bugs
it would be legally and morally justified if security forces shot to death every single far-right fascist in the Channel trying to commit murder, then put each of their heads on pikes as a warning to would-be murderers
Marching gay pornily to Gosport
gen z seem like boomer sin their unrealistic expectations of the world and i think it comes from not being cognizant during 9/11. covid doesn't count because that was essentially just nature. but 9/11 was bush/saudis exploding everyone's vision for the world
>>224937866>I, a finance capitalist, imported that foreign 3rd world boat rapist because you're too demanding and wont tolerate neo feudalismleftypol cumming himself inside out
>>224937914Idiot
incels what's the excuse this time?not jackednot tallnot good looking at allblackpill niggas are ALWAYS WRONG!!!!!
>>224937928Nazi scum.
>>224937866
>>224937950He's not bad looking but he is punching. Probably a rich kid
>>224937950idk lad he looks alri and you can never really tell but his legs look a bit lengthy I think you're a filthy little liar is what you are
The ((())) are at it again.
I am an analyzer of female farts.
...Who's the Commanding Officer here?
>>224937956everyone is a nazi when you're a communist
>>224937950he's clearly got wealthy parents with connections and that's their fancy cribi knew one of these lads at uni. they're called "good lifers"
>>224938019
You're all mongrels who don't really exist, except for the paki and jeet poster.
>>224938029>fancy cribLooks pretty normal to me
Guys my mum came round yesterday and told me she went to a comedy night. She said they weren't very funny because she thinks because of woke they can't tell racist or sexist jokes anymore.
>>224938047are you retarded
>We control capitalist liberal democracy so your only options are to roleplay as an adherent of defunct 20th century Russian or German ideologies Maybe we shouldn't have let that happen
>>224938048There’s hasn’t been a funny British comedian since Sean Lock died
>>224937950he looks like he's 14 years old, really off putting and quite gross
>fully intend to go exercising>toilberg decides to take a shit on my desk at 4pm>end up toiling twice as hard to make it out before 5pm>miss it and end up leaving at 6pm>by the time I get home it's 7pm>then I'm too tired and make myself a big bowl of pasta to watch with the simpsonsand so the cycle repeats foreverit's 100% toilberg's fault I'm fat desu
>>224938042the left should love him now. their ultimate cum point is denying indigenous rights to the natives
>>224938057How poor are you?
Just nobody call an end on my era. I do that,]England is going down with me x
>>224938101lifeoneasymode.mp4
*makes fat drunken noises in the corner, belching, farting, wheezing, etc. etc.*
> Danny Tommo has just stabbed an inflatable migrant boat in the English Channel with a member of a French rescue team on it.
>>224938101pointless video
>>224938144TRUE
>>224938088sometimes it's easier to go in the morning before work. or go to the gym straight after work
>>224938137mumberg was seething about this earlier. told her he's a patriot. luv being chudson
start doing this
>>224938137leftypol seething about this
looksmaxxing?more likepaedomaxxingamarite
>>224938190don't know what you mean
I stood in the way of evil xxxx
am i losing my mind or is this a literal mandela effect
>>22493813right well thats quite the escalation
>>224938166He’s literally Tommy Robinson but younger. You’re retarded
Hello. I'm looking for British mates, male only please
>>224938222so, a patriot
come come come into my world
can't believe that people actually watch this rorkeslop
>>224938222tommy is a legend and a patriot. none of you has his brass balls im afraid to say
>think of bears>no reaction>think of snakes >no reaction>think of scorpions >no reaction>think of spiders>mind tenses up, any movement in the peripheral causes a reaction, feel like a spider can be anywhere around mental how that works
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
I'm not usually a fan of airbrushing, but surely when your feet are as dry and crusty as this you'd invest a few minutes in making the photo more arousing? For shame, Julie; for shame.
>>224938249i have bad arachnophobia, too. i wish they'd all go extinct, the eight-legged buggers.
>>224938249what if you think of dogs
>>224938258Or maybe work on your feet with a pommel stone
>think of getting a job>mind tenses up, any movement in the peripheral causes a reaction, feel like a toil can be looming around
>>224938233
>>224938258moisture that, hunny x
>>224938242kek why did they use a khajit for based
>>224937950He's clearly tall.Height is everything
>>224938269just pretend I posted that pic of gio scotti in a mask again
>>224938249understandable tbqh
Jewish families think they are the new new elite. They think they are better Better British families xThat doesn't sit right with me x
love spiders and all insects me
>>224938297Imagine that crawling over your face while you're sleeping
>>224938331not if I crawl you first x
pooey fart bumpooey pooey fart bumpooey fart bumyum yum yum yum
>>224938288done more than you ever could or will you frightened little bitch. yid glazing aside, he stepped up in a way that faggots like you never would or could. shrimple as that
world would be a better place if feet pics were illegal
>>224938331no I wont imagine that
>>224938297>>224938331russia flag lad spasming at this until his head explodes
>>224938347They should censor all the feet in my porn
>>224938331you need to get a clue
If I pull this 20 year old on Friday night will she rim me? They all do that these days, right?
frankly just wish freely looking up pornographic material of zawaadi and wanking my willy to her as I pleased, alas there is not even so much as a wmbf thread up on /gif/ for my needs
Thousands of Briitsh men didin;t die in WW1 and WW2 for Jews and Muslims to take over country. I am fuming x
>>224938318it's a little mess that will be tidied up soon. that era is over.
>>224938331i would scran him
>>224938346he’s an agent of Israel who despises britain and British people
>>224938331i would scran his arse
>>224938297loos like ozzy osbourne
imagine me pooing all over your face while you sleep
>>224938346Wait are you actually being serious I genuinely thought you both were joking
>>224938373he's a civnat cuck and verified muslim hater. tommy was the boy in his day. those days are closing. what comes next will be worse. they will mourn for the day when tommy was the bad man.
>>224938368you know what?there's a couple of bald black pornstars and a couple of bald white ones but you never see a bald asian pornstarwonder why that is
we don't hate muslims here
>>224938318
>Net migration in 2025 (171k) was 80% less than 2022>89% less than the period of Apr 22 - March 23 (944k)and yet we have an extremely tiny quantity of job vacanies dunno if it's AIberg or Labour hiking NI employer contributions or the employers rights act or what but it's actually quite mental that immigration can fall so much and businesses aren't putting their foot down for more biomass (yet) I'm sure the numbers will swing up again come 2028.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9-W7UKdlo
>>224938399he was Israel’s boy
>>224938414jugs jugs jugs6 million died okay
right well sean allan aka gaperlad is going to spam this thread with nonsense for hours again isn't he
there are niggas in this thread who unironically think Tommy Robinson is a British patriot fucking hell
>>224938405no mass gang rape pimping and sexual/racial torture sessions while the police and authorities stood by and let them do it for you?
>>224938404not sure but I wish there was a wmbf thread up on /gif/ with good webms of zawaadi oh I wish I wish alas...
>>224938331i'd probably literally die. if i saw that on the wall i'd leave the house
mad how some women have top heavy fractions and some women have bottom heavy fractions
>>224938432unironic ZOGbots are too far gone to helpsad
An unpleasant smell of female origin.
>>224938430sean combs - wrongunsean allan - wrongunsean just isn't a very trustworthy name is it
>>224938445It's his house now
>>224938441fake news, tommy
>>224938426so fucking what. he told the muslims to go fuck themselves and got the beatings for it from them and the government. the man has more balls than your entire bloodline you weak gay bitch
>>224938432You have to remember there are a lot of 40+ boomers in /brit/
a faint whiff of last night's dauphinoise potatoes emanating from emma watson's coffee-stain bumhole
>>224938432prove he's not
>>224938470Ah ok you’re just baiting. Had us for a moment there
I've held a tarantula before but it was just a little guy. Chilean Rose
>>224938477
>>224938495>I've held a tarantula before but it was just a little guydidn't you wonder why it only had two legs and told you to fuck off?
>>224938482i believe ronnie coleman said the same thing
>>224938492and you sat there and sneered and did nothingwell done you
>>224938509haha x
so why is /r/ gone then
>>224938444nobody stopping you from making one lad
>>224938465and he's welcome to it
>>224938525Because it just turned into people asking other people to make deepfakes which is illegal
>>224938525probably because pajeets keep making dodgy ai photos
can't believe none of you other flags have done me a heroic service and made the thread on /gif/ I'm requesting, and after all I've fucking done for all of you
1,100 men went into the water and (You) went down in 12 minutes
>>224938559Looks like a slightly uglier and more amply-betitted Steph Mandich
I come from the land down under
>>224938559don't care about blue check engagement bait on twitter
I'll fucking kill ya. You have have embarrased me long engough xxx
>>224938571Dorset? It looks nice x
>>224938478Wants to flood England with Indians and anyone just as long as they aren’t Muslim. Sucks off israel believes they should be allowed to have their ethnostate but no one else, lets Israelis lecture him like a child and tell him we belong in hell and says nothing. Been around for 15 years and accomplished absolutely NOTHING all he does is stir division which helps no one here, and grift his fans “I’m in danger, please donate!!” While he flies on private jets and spends most his year in Spain.
don't like this hellish dystopian pooworld we've sleptwalked into
>>224938569given your mum my mandich
>>224938571no you don't, you come from here! with us!
>>224938593>stir divisionleftist scum. he activated because his home town got colonised by rapist muslims that groomed his cousin you sick evil cunt
Digging a hole to China and throwing Rorke down it
>>224938559TITSMOMMYMILK
HAD ENOUGH YET?I'M READY WHEN YOU AREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4rMkCrW-xA
Had a fucked up experience lads that has fucked up my mental health lads Shagged a bird who didn’t seem into me and during the weekend she messaged me saying her and her friends needed somewhere to stay so I said they could and herself her female friend and some guy came to to my flat. Long story short he ended up fucking both of them in my bed while I slept on my sofa and then they left in the morning and they left used condoms on my bed and a half bottle of whiskey opened on my bed that ruined my mattress
>>224938669congrats lad you've unlocked the cuck platinum trophy
Chilling in bed. Glass of coke zero. Bought No More Heroes 1 and 2 on Switch store for £4.49 each or something like that. Not really feeling like doing anything tonight. Just chill with the team
>>224938446Some have both
>>224938702let me suck you off as you watch bleach or whatever
>>224938667Why are you so angry? Just chill mate, have a nice drink and relax
YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR NOTHING X
It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means.
On the 'oulseek
>>224938669if real, don't waste any more mental health on regretting, replaying or lamenting it, just learn two lessons:1) be much more discriminatory in who you extend hospitality to2) be quick to notice and object to anything in a chain of events that raises an alarm when you are the one in charge, you have control over it
>>224938669I would rather die
>>224938719The final two episodes of Bleach have been delayed until October now
>>224938669In Japanese culture you would have to fall on your own sword and end it
the first cunt is the deepest
>>224938746start from ep1 and ill be nearly done when the last two eps drop
have never shagged and probably never will shag. I'm a #nevershagger
>>224938732This is humanity x
>>224938780get a tenga egg
>>224938652yessssss and he cares so much about victims of grooming gangs that’s why he lied to them to get them in his documentary and then never paid them and also pumped and dumped one too lol a noble British patriot right there. The man who uncovered the grooming gang story was called Andrew Norfolk a journalist, of course he never truly got his recognition because grifting traitors like tommeh saw an opportunity to jump on it and make it about themselves
>>224938780This is the endBeautiful friendThis is the endMy only friend, the end
God dammit x
>>224938669gross and barbaric people often teach us valuable lessons
>>224938780get a boiled egg
As a man of Gosport, I have a duty to confront the invader tonight. I know I will have 0 affect but my conscience will be clear.Hail Victory
>>224938818>waahhh etcdid more than you though didn't he
Before you slip into unconsciousnessI'd like to have another kissAnother flashing chance at blissAnother kiss, another kiss
ok i will eat it
exploiting my arse for profit
>>224938593you need to get a clue
I just read on Twitter that in schools now you don’t get changed for PE, if you have PE that day you just turn up to school in your PE kit??? Wtf??? Woke?
>>224938870To stop the noncey teachers get a look in
>>224938741someday i'll watch that movie, i'm just worried it might be too weird and boring
ive seen guys be woke moe but these guys really were wokeoh yeah, they were the wokiest bunch of wokes that ever woked
woke is whack
>>224938870lads will just turn up in trackies and say they thought they had PE that day
>>224938859Indeed he did, he grifted millions from spastics like you and now him and his gypo family live nicely off it. That’s about it though
>>224938870in my day we had communal cold showers, it was grim
>>224938883read heart of darkness first
>>224938866how is so cheap
>>224938906did you have to wash your teacher's bollocks?
>>224938810that's for small willies apparently and I've got a big berserker willy which unfortunately will never experience real action>>224938851boiled ostrich egg maybe
>>224938901he pushed the barrier forward. for better or worse he was the man needed at the time. you either hate or appreciate makes no difference now.
anyone who's grabbed a girls tits knows how firm and heavy they are
>>224938902Forearm mogs me
Love you Mousey boy. Good luck with everything
