Sharpe's AKs editionPrevious >>224936210
this is the one
>>224939369Sean Bean has changed over the years
>>224939369
not posting in the other one
this is the real
Sex with Jan Levinson
>>224939414This is AI
I cracked a joke on the first day of my new college classes and made everyone laugh. This old hound dog's still got it...
didnt go day drinking like I had planned to :(
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790119519786328.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790119519786328.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790119519786328.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790119519786328.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790119519786328.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DopzOCeKJcthis horrible season is finally over
>>224939458probably for the bestI always feel like poop by the afternoon when I drink before 10 am
>>224939483what about Spank Sinatra and he's just cranking his hog all the time
in this thread as in the next, the music remains very smooth indeed
what about we kill this nigga
>>224939468I grow my own vegetables
>>224939529why dont you post her instagram account?
I fucked my best friends gf. How do I tell him without losing him as a friend?
>>224939529Damn that pussy long
>>224939561tell him she fucked you, tell him she raped you.
Visit to the Sushi restaurant has been postponed to tomorrow
>>224939580should i post her account?
>>224939500>drink before 10amgoddamn nigga get your shit together even I have never done that and haven't enjoyed life in over 16 years
I deserve this
>>224939561>hey, bud. you need to break up with your hole. she's a cheating slut. >>what the fuck dude?! What's your problem?>I'm serious, bro. she fucked me, bro. she's an easy slut. who knows how many miles of dick she's taken behind your back.
>>224939584you were never going to go anyways, it's always some excuse with you.
Accidentally posted in the other thread without realizing it isn't /cum/
>>224939607I bet she has smelly junk food farts and she doesn't shit for days at a time making them even worse
>>224939558This kike reported me LOLThanks for the warning Mr. Jannyman, I'll refrain from any further conspiratorial postings about these wretched kike nations.
>>224939529>the tasteful stippling of hair bumps around her vulvagiving me the vapours, I say!
>>224939561Telling him isn't going to fix anything, it's just going to blow everything up. I wouldn't tell him. What would have been better is not fucking his gf like a homewrecker, but what's done is done so there's no reason to basically end his relationship and friendship at the same time by telling him.>He deserves to knowHe deserves to not have a gf who getting dicked down by other men but clearly we have already crossed that bridge
Watching a youtube video and the nigga on the mic is a sprayer rather than a sayerLike ho-lee buddy I can feel you spitting on me through the screen
>>224939444hell yeah
This thread is superior because it doesn't have that stupid brazilian or that crybaby jew mexican in it
>>224939607Jerked off to her when I was twelve
let's get retarded in here
Bobby Lee really fell off, he had the world by the balls in the early 2000s and was the best one on MadTV. Crazy how he turned into a weirdo shitlib simp.
Note to self: IRGC memes keep the jews out of /cum/
>>224939444czechognized
did you know that libshart sociologists have not yet invented a SINGLE predictor that's more reliable than stereotypes?
We are some sort of...The Holdovers?
>>224939693I hear he shows his dingaling to fans
>>224939439pre- or post-boob job?
>>224939719stereotypes are the original "facts don't care about your feelings"
>>224939719isnt sociology built off off collecting data
>>224939719Hari Seldon's Psychohistory was a big one
>>224939752NEED THAT CUTEY HONEY
>>224939752DOES THE GOOD BOY WANT A TREAT?!
>>224939532hell yeah
>no mexicans or brazilians shitting up the threadsplendid
thinking about cheesy bread from dominos
>>224939815It's the only thing they make that I'd still eat. It's better than their pizza at this point.
>>224939752>enters thread
>>224939815How about cheesy bread but also with tomato sauce and various toppings
>>224939823She's be perfect with a hairy pussy and armpits.
all eyezz on me
>>224939832In English, Doc!
>>224939823based knower. Two things of cheesy bread with 4 cups of marinara sauce that's a meal
GIGA KEKhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789853333472873.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789853333472873.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789853333472873.webm
>>224939725Before and after I still would
>Brazilian shows up
>>224939752Dawww
>>224939845real eyez realize
NICE WOOOOOOOOORK YOU DIIIIIDYOU'RE GONNA GO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR KIIIIIIDWITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISEHIT EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES HIT EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYESWHEN YOU WALK AAAAAWAY NOTHING MORE TO SAY, SEE THE LIGHTNING IN YOUR EYES, SEE EM RUNNINGFOR THEIR LIVES
is Cutey Honey the official mascot of /cum/ or what
Ugh, I've got diarrhea running down the back of my calves again.
>>224939856Hehe
post pigs
>>224939883of course not, you dumb newfag
>>224939883>he doesn’t know about the cum beast
This Canadian loser really made 30 posts in his own thread
>>224939885ole gravy legs, that's what they'll call youwhen you walk it'll splat up from the heels of your shoes too, like little rooster tails of diarrhea shit
>>224939898I FILINI, signori
I can't believe AskJeeves was a thing in the 90's instead of WhatWouldFonzyDo
>>224939907Sorry buddy this is a no jews allowed thread you might have to go back
Your first and last mistake was thinking you could defeat me.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO226PgSkglmaoboomers crashing into a family
BANKAI
>>224939898This is my old pet pig that I unfortunately had to rehome when I moved.
>>224939924w h o l e s o m e
>>224939939I'm jewish and I've been posting this whole time
GET HIM
sent that fuckin faggot flying honestly, no one posts in his thread anymore. THIS is the place to be, we've got hot girls, memes, webms, and Cutey Honey. only a grade-A moron would think they could remove Canada from /cum/ and get away with it.
Took pictures of the GF’s feet today ama
play dispatch
>>224939977>THERE'S NOTHING IN THE RULES THAT SAYS A PIG CAN'T TRADE ON THE NASDAQ
>>224939993no
>>224939993>imágenno entendí
>>224939985Frig off idiot
>>224939742yep. it's quite pathetic, isn't it?
>>224939985did you put her feet in zee gas chamber?
cummies are like cute bumpkins
niggas be gaming
>>224940004why would that be pathetic? Statistics and data are what make fields of science legitimate(astrophysics of course being a complete spook and hypothesis)
>>224939856nailed it in one lmao
>>224940003That’s not a question puto>>224940006No!
>>224940013THIS OCTOBER WE'RE WATCHING>HOCUS POCUS>OVER THE GARDEN WALL>HUBIE HALLOWEEN>WATERSHIP DOWN>THE FANTASTIC MR. FOX>PUMPKINHEAD>IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWNHELL YEAH, MF, WE COMFYIN UP!
>>224940025it's pathetic because they are rejecting researching into stereotypes as an explanatory mechanism despite having nothing better.
>>224940043For me it’s Halloween town
Why do Indians pretend to be Jewish on Twitter?
>>224940013>>224940043>>224940069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6V2sLYScic
>>224940089For izzat
I live next to the Mississippi River and I don't give a shit about fishing
>>224940058stereotypes arent evidence though
You’ve kept the secret to your youth
>>224940103Ain’t nobody done axed tho
>>224940111im balding
>>224940109oh. you think stereotypes aren't supported by evidence. they are, and this is well researched. i hope this helps
>>224940111I worked at a used vinyl store and I had to play that song every day for 6 months straight, over and overYOUUUNG GIIIRL GET OUT OF MY LIIIIFE
>>224940121>this is well researched.by whom? sociologists?
I wish I could engage in an active public life without having to associate with any kind of "ethnic" "minority," but alas. I am forced to live in a liberal hell of my parents' making.
>>224940098I know that is an XTC song despite never having heard it before, that is the power of autism
We should do a /cum/ Rewind like Youtube. I nominate this
>>224940100Izzat so?
>>224940116It's a cry for help
My neighbor is actually insane. He complained of the noise from me putting my toilet seat down
>>224939369for the irgc, james?
I remember when Jontrom got cancelled for saying that wealthy black people commit more crime than poor whites and it turned out that it was true and supported by statistics published by the federal government.
>>224940146What’s wrong with them they’re good people if you just give them a chance
its goon o`clock
>>224940167>statistics published by the federal government
If clavicular has no supporters then I am no longer alive
I just got a (You) that's hidden by my ublock filter. I will never be able to read it.
The Japan
>>224940148I nominate this
porn is so shit
The Japan, Night
>>224940210Depends
>>224940183did you know what 16% of "white" criminals in the federal database are not actually white? by contrast, there are less than 1% of "black" criminals in the federal database who are not actually black.
A black person, by definition, is a person who commits crime, so 100% of crime is committed by black people.
>>224940216>night:/>night, Japan8^O
I just can’t accept Brazilians as humans
>>224940222I'm glad you admit the federal government is an unreliable source of information
And I heartily rec an early 80's horror movie named Waxworks for this Spooktober, cause /hor/ is a real cesspit!
*Waxwork (1988)It's probably even better than Phantasm (1979), which I also rec!
>>224940250yeah. those numbers don't even account for all the crime that is never prosecuted (also committed by non-whites)
>>224940252Thoughts on cevapi with Ajvar and djuvec rice
the tags
bumping this
>>224940245Because you know it's not like a bloodborne night but a Japan night with no beasts around
>>224940275My fav čevap setup is prebranac, the meat, diced raw onions, kajmak & lutenica, no rice or bread
>>224940245night is always comfy
>>224940327Wow what a specimenMe gusta
Jesus Christ is my nigga
>>224940338ME GUSTA
>>224940338Cake for dessert
>>224940338Butt lol. Buttocks LOL
>>224940373sent that freak flying
AND I FEEEEEEEEEEEL LIKE I JuST GOT HOME
got what i voted for award.
>>224940338I knew an Albanian chick that looked like a slightly homelier version of the left one, she was a NATO soldier
17 year old Hayley Williams
>>224940431imagine the smell
Gonna skin and roast my cat over the bon fire in the backyard and then make a sandwich out of him with wheat bread
why does my mattress cover keep slipping off its corners
why should we even care if people like this kill each other
>with wheat breadnot keto
>>224940457This happens exclusively to the impure of heart.
a female discord friend unfriended me
>>224940462Why should I care about someone else's drama to begin with?
the black lives matter era was so cringe
>>2249404626 bodies is basically a virgin.
>>224940457It probably shrank in the wash, and is too small for your mattress now
>>224940481
>>224940489she was 17
>>224940488white bitches painting their faces black was pretty funny doe
well, jason?https://youtu.be/JR-tEhbDPfQ
>>224940501And?
why are you always here when i post to laugh at me what's with that
its windy out and my idiot super is using a leafblower on the sidewalk outside
>>224940508
>>224939956stop postin' diss hampig landwhale
my parents named me gilbert. i was destined to be a virgin
Gilbert GAPED
>>224940462Is this supposed to be famous Pipo o algo
Remember warped tour?
>>224940098give it 5 years she'll be tuckin' em into her pants
>>224940533yes& Ozzfest
>>224940533How about Raped Tour
>>224940310phwoar strong 8 to light 9/10 on diss 'ttingtonshire
>>224940547terrible gimmick for a comic
>>224940533i remember reading about it in magazines and wishing that i had friends to go with.
>>224940481Track her down and take her unless she is fat
The air in iowa is cancer
>>224940338PHWOOOOAR would insufflate the asshole on the left
>>224940556aye mouserec me your favorite comic albumdo you vibe with that, err, cat?
test
336 days And I’m still mad
*comicscatdaddy!
degeneracy
kindly refrain from watching tiktoks on full volume in public spaces
>jason thinks this is peak comedyhttps://youtu.be/0xjEZ8-8F1w
>>224940585Russian Grans got it going on!
>>224940600My supervisor does this shit and it infuriates me. Dude’s in his fucking 50’s
>>224940600Das rayciss
I'm 2 Legit 2 Quit
>be me>go outside>see an ugly person>day ruined
>>224940609why is he eatching tiktoks instead of supervisin' 697
Th' Republic o' Oireland v. Tiktok, begorr!
>>224940625I work EMS we have a lot of down time
i posted my voice in a vocaroo thread and someone said it sounded weird. that hurt
>>224940622Based
>>224940622the pot calling the kettle black
>>224940585she should act her age
>>224940645Don't let some 4chan retard bring you down
>>224940645don't worry about it, champ
I have incelvoice
>>224940645you WEIRDO
just let me dance
I have the body of a pig *squeals*
>>224940682https://youtu.be/qwBfGQJhDT8
>>224940622The world is hideous. You need to seek out beauty and appreciate it for its rarity.
Taliban fighters reported that Bin Laden had very soft hands. "It was like shaking hands with a woman" one hardened Pakistani soldier said
>>224940682the Odyssey movie had its moments and that was one...it's the kind of movie you'd show your kid. I mean, John Leguizamo as an old hermit? Fuckouttaheah!
>>224940726I wonder what lotion he used
>>224940645What does it sound like? Just post here instead of the other thread
>>224940726he was a very pious and humble man
>>224940801Banned?
>>224940790he was a playboy in Las Vegas around the turn of the 80's, I think
>>224940813KICKED OUT AND BANNED
>>224940801"Welcome to Israel" (ברוכים הבאים לישראל) in Hebrew is literally "blessed are those who come to Israel," and I think that's beautiful :)
pooposaurus GYATTimma finkin'pakistani mud sosijPHAT
>>224940845Don’t they do crazy shit like monitor tourists’ hotel rooms with cameras and stuff like that to generate blackmail material
>>224940867I have no reason to think that.
>>224940867Yes. Epstein worked for them and ran most of their honeypot operations.
>>224940881this says a lot about society
lowkey everything from my asshole to my navel is covered in shit
Im a 30 year old boomer that hasnt played counter strike since source
>>I have no reason to think that.
What did Israel do to you personally
I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT
>>224940914I took 9/11 very personally. It was an international tragedy.
>>224940914
I'm 5'11", and I'm considering buying inner shoe lifts just to see if I'm treated differently as a taller man.
What is your guy's plan for retirement? I was neet until 30 so I wasn't saving up at all. Right now I put 20% of my wages into 401k. I worry I could be putting too much and I i'm hamstringing my life now, or not enough and I will be broke later on
>>224940921You have to take your shoes off at the airport thanks to the Arab terrorists that Israel is fighting against
>>224940963You mean the ones Netanyahu financed or decades, or the ones the CIA trained at the behest of Israel in the 1980s?
>>224940977The US controls Israel, not the other way around
>>224940931sent that freak flying
>>224940992SHALOM, rabbi
>>224940957https://youtu.be/SS_fWy98O4A
it's happening in the usa
>>224940958How did you break free of neetdom?
>>224940899Source was goatedGO was the start of the decline
>>224940914Report my social media accounts for anti-semitism
>tfw you played 1.6 for years and these trill ass niggas waxing nostalgic over Source
Gork is this real
There’s a virus going around
>>224941006What's crazy is the covid checks actually helped a lot. I was able to immediately pay rent at an apartment with someone I knew IRL in a bigger city and got a job at a warehouse. From there is just snowballed. I got my driver license eventually got a car and my life has improved a lot. I live on my own now with my wife that I long distanced dated for years while I was a neet
>>224940958>Right now I put 20% of my wages into 401kThat's better than like 99% of Gen Z and millennials, you'll be fine.
Me and the cumbums
>>224941038well that is just how species are born, they needn't go all Warhammer on its' ass
>>224941086Any movie set in a jungle plays a sound effect of these guys, doesn't matter if it's the Amazon or an African jungle either.
They're saying that Indian women are the new Latinas.
>>224941086phwoar luv a kookaburrastill have the cricket bat
>>224941146
>>224941146If all jeetas looked like this I would demand we import millions of them NOW
>>224941155and all of them would want to be with chad and not you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>224941038>>224941146I've been jergen it to indonesian and indian porn lately
>>224941155latinas are decent but overrated overall
>>224941164Hey that’s mean :(
>>224941155>tattoosWould not bang
>>224941169dont say that about my supermodel brazilian wife
girl, same
>>224941173Literally all escorts have tattoos these days
I wish big booty Asian chicks were real.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789778110756758.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789778110756758.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789778110756758.webm
>>224941184
I have had sex a grand total of 0 times
I'm not where I want to be, but I'm glad that I'm not where I was before.
>>224941195Would sex but not marry
he's right. women want chad, not a chud (me)
i like pictures of girls with nice asses until im on the toilet taking a nice spicy shite and then suddenly i dont see the appeal anymore
>>224941176dont fink supermodels look like dat tbfused tae likeadriana lima
>>224941214im talking about my irl wife not that ugly slut someone posted
>>224941146Most of them are asexual hamplanets with hyperpigmentation
>>224941213this but the opposite
/cum/ is a Oskar Dirlewanger general
>>224941225dont fink you have a wife irl
>>224941195Hard to tell at that angle. A lot of Asian chicks have wide hips and butts but will still somehow have a flat ass. It's the most disappointing thing ever.
>>224941235sent that freak flying
>>224941213phwoar very truepost-shiddington clarity defo real
>>224941235i fink i do
>>224941233nothings less masculine than a dishonorable soldier. he was scum and a child molester as well. Hitler should've killed him.
Golden showers streams warm every time
You guys ever notice how pork stars are very rarely above a 7? Most are a high 6
everything must burn
>>224941256do you know what the age of consent in Nazi Germany was? it wasn't 18...
oskar dirlewanger?more like pedo dickwanker>>224941248pic related
Working at a warehouse is like entering the dysgenic disco
Oh wow this thread won? Cry baby ass canacucks
>>224941259corr gud beatles song>>224941276dont fink moral acceptability is synonymous wiv legal permissibility
>>224941281What did he mean by this?
>>224941287If you’ve ever worked a warehouse you know exactly what I mean
>>224941281Weird. I was just thinking the same thing
>>224939448>>224939448>>224939448>>224939448>>224939448
>>224941265fink pork is a very underrated meat tbfluv a pork chop as long as dont overcook it. fink deez days you can actually do medium rare
