*peep* edition
My name is Todd
>>224941297Hi Todd. I’m Gilbert
>>224941291I've worked at scamazon for 5 years now
>>224941304I work at Amazon too. For 8 months
Blessed are those who come in the name of the Lord.
>>224941304Absolutely brutal. How do you not hang yourself?
Everyone that makes less than 70k a year should be killed
>>224941320Because it isn't that bad if you want me to be honest>>224941317very nice. How do you like it so far?
did the job interview. bunch of other applicants. WASTE. OF. FUCKING TIME.
>>224941320what if he's a warehouse manager who porks slampigs in HR?
I applied for one of those EMS jobs at an Amazon warehouse. Shit paid 35 an hour which isn’t bad. Wish I got the job
Did you guys buy a lottery ticket for tonight?
>>224939382BOOOOOOCHIEEEE
>>224941315A little too on the nose
>>224941351heya hoyas wont let nevada sell lottery tickets
>>224941337I’m getting tired of it. The power tripping managers and my selfish, lazy coworkers are getting to me I’m trying to use career choice to get my CDL so I can get out of the warehouse
>>224941362What type of building are you working at? Managers can be really hit or miss. The ones at my place seem fine, but I never talk to them but every few months
>>224941361If you can get out of state in less than 22 minutes you can still buy one for tonight
niggas really take an online iq test and be like "yeah i've got 165 iq i'm basically the smartest person in my town"
>>224941369It’s a 1DC. All the cool managers left and now I’m stuck with a black dyke for a boss
Also when I applied for an EMS position at a different Amazon warehouse, the application was absolutely retarded>Question that asks “when does it expire?” When does what expire? Are you taking about my national license? My CPR certification? It didn’t specify and the previous question wasn’t related to any kind of certification. >What are your top 5 locations to work Literally what? Am I supposed to know which Amazon warehouses or cities I want to work in? What’s the fucking point of this question
>>224941378It's like that one KotH episode, there is a specific type of person this works on extremely well
>>224941379I've heard the distribution centers can be ass. I work at an FC. I basically fix robots all day all the robot floor. It used to be super chill with a lot of downtime, but now it's always a shit load of work. If you want something less physical I'd definitely switch to an FC
>>224941378scored 90 last time i took it
>>224941383>Jeetcoders can't even set up an online application at one of the biggest tech companies in the worldFuture does not like bright, does it?
>In 1926–1927, a 37-year-old Hitler became romantically involved with 16-year-old Maria Reiter. Hitler was deeply attracted to her but ultimately refused her wishes for marriage, claiming his political mission took precedence. His sister Paula later stated that Reiter was the only woman who might have curbed Hitler's destructive impulses.
>>224941405Genuinely infuriated me. Literally the worst application I have ever seen.
>>224941398Yeah it was a lot more physical than I was expecting. I get at least 40k steps a day when I’m working. From what I’ve seen online people in FCs mostly just stand at their station all day
>>224941417all they had to do was let him in art school. he was a good painter desu.
>>224941421Yeah basically. Idk how it is at DC, but you can wear headphones here and just listen to music and chill all day. Tons of indirect jobs too that aren't bad
Is sex tourism immoral?
I’m so fucking happy I didn’t do networking
>>224941434a zoomer bowing to some iron age deity because he hates Indians is immoralin light of that, sex tourism may be permissible
>>224941434Foids will twist themselves into knots to explain how it's immoral without ever claiming prostitution itself is immoral.
>>224941433No headphones allowed because 90% of people are on machines. I just walk around talking to myself all day
I've never been in a photograph
God I wish I ended up becoming an electrician
>>224941461>/cum/ in 1885
>>224941455Sounds miserable. Try to transfer to an FC near you and you will have a lot better time. Because you are on stations all day managers are just in a corner of a huge building fucking off on their laptops so you never have interactionsKind of dystopian in a way
>>224941461man, I wish I had access to your peyote, chief
>>224941462My dad is an electrician
>>224941462All electricians are gay, it's better that you didn't.
I would go to a /cum/ meetup desu
>>224941462Never too late
>>224941477can he umm rig votes n stuff
>>224941479My dad is not gay
>>224941477How much does he make >>224941482I’m 23 my life is literally over
>>224941469That does sound a lot better. Are the managers always on your ass about your rate like they are here?
>>224941480i wouldnt, you guys would beat the shit out of me
>>224941480>bunch of spergs meeting each other irlWouldn't really be enjoyable would it?
>>224941498It worked for other generals
>>224941480only if there was a bluegrass band and buffalo wings!
>>224941490I'm sorry you had to find out like this.
>>224941492>How much does he makeHe funds my neet lifestyle so I guess he makes a lot>I'm 23 my life is literally overYou're just like me for real
>>224941492You should be a professional esports player
>>224941494I would say yes & no. If you do your work they won't ever talk to you. There are elderly people that make rate just fine. If you like to walk around and talk to people 24/7 then yes they might be. I've never been talked to once. That's also the benefit of doing indirect roles where you aren't tracked for stats so you can basically do whatever you want as long as the job gets done.For example when I am working on a station you can just go to the bathroom every quarter and just sit for 15 minutes and they won't care. At least at my facility
>>224941501Do other generals have figures like Brian?
>>224941467Lol
>>224941480We would look at each other like this
>>224941521I think /swe/ sought such a figure from outside in the form of MatGeek, because they're all too Jante Law'd themselves
>>224941521Not sure I’ve just seen the meetup photos. Then again there was a guy who fed anons semen brownies at the /fit/ meetup so it might be for the best if we don’t
You look like this
I have an aunt that's a nickelback fan
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790119519786328.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790119519786328.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790119519786328.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790119519786328.mp4
>>224941540yeah nah cahnt that's a fackin marsupialcan't fool me, aye?
>>224941542My uncle like themMy aunt is more into Greta van Fleet
>>224941542hell yeah
King of the kingdom of man is objectively the greatest song ever made
>>224941542my aunt used to listen to Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros when I was a teen
>>224941537>there was a guy who fed anons semen brownies at the /fit/ meetupjason did what!?
>>224941517Sounds like your managers are alright. My facility is shitty they started tracking indirect roles. These faggots actually put QR codes on pallet jacks. I don’t see myself lasting much longer here. Maybe I can get a transfer to an FC for peak or something
>>224941552Does your uncle have a big penis?
>>224941563QR codes on pallet jacks? That is crazy. I wonder if it's a DC thing, or a your building thing. Just look for internal transfers. I bet you could transfer to another building super easily. It happens all the time. What is the starting pay your your building? I think mine is $22 or $23 now. I'm up to $26 capped out
https://youtu.be/DGc3e0BUG1Y?si=a1MxL1iXgBxOgh9k
>>224941561Had to censor because NSFW, just image an erect penis on the black squiggles
>>224941578It’ll be 20.50 starting next week
I hate McAfee and Adobe.How disgusting they are.
Amazon niggas, do you guys work 6 days a week? If so how do you stomach that
When I was 14, I came to visit with my aunt & uncle, and she was playing Californication and she said ain't it great and I said ain't that guy a junkie and then she said yeah, but he's a handsome junkie. That exchange stuck in my head for many years.
literally no point in chewing salad desu
224941570
>>224941602No. Standard schedule is 4 10 hour shifts
>>224941602of course not I'm the CEO
>>224941605Fear the man who swallows croutons whole
>>224941602For my building which is the standard for most buildings. It's 4 days a week, and 3 days off. 10 hour shifts. Most weeks I just work 3 days.They have some thing called "cover shift". Where you can just give up a shift for someone else to take and you don't use any of your time off.>>224941594Midwest or something? That is crazy
nananananananananananana
>>224941622Florida. We don’t even have the cover shift option yet, you FC niggas got it good.
>>224941615>>224941622I ask because both warehouses I’ve worked in had 6-day work weeks. One made you work 6 days ever other week and the other made you work 6 days 3/4 weeks
>>224941637As much as I hate this job I have to admit that Amazon is way better than other warehouse jobs, for whatever that’s worth
>>224941637The only times where you have to sometimes work an extra day, or extra time is black friday to christmas, and like a week or two during prime day. I've heard that Amazon is one of the easiest warehouses to work at. There is a UPS right by us and it's a lot worse over there
>>224941540mini cumbeast
>>224941654Magnificent creature
>>224941644It really is. I didn't plan here working so long, but the benefits are honestly really good and the job is super chill.It's so nice to not come in whenever you feel like. Come in late, leave early. Don't have to tell anyone.You can take up to 90 days off a year for whatever. I did that many times for international travel
>>224941637How do people stomach working 6 days a week unless they have a drug habit or 7 kids
have watched episodes 4-6 now it's time to watch episodes 1-3
>>224941578>I'm up to $26 capped out>Americans can make more working at an Amazon warehouse than Canadian doctors can working in residency or a nurseYou guys really cannot suffer
I have all the luxuries a rich person in the late 90s could ask for
>>224941681I watched so much of Narcos that I eventually lost track and just quit, wey
>>224941683Imagine how much better it'd be if 25% of the population wasn't first and second gen shitizens
>>224941681looks hella comfy bruv
>>224941676No clue, one job I was on a temp role so I got out of being forced to work every other Saturday; and the second one I worked security
>>224941654/cum/ beast mentioned
Quit talking about your boring jobs you stupid shitheads
>>224941669the benefits are crazy good for a job that doesn't even require an interview. they hire literally anybody. it made me realize that living in america is tutorial mode. I'll definitely be using that career choice money before i bounce from here
I helped a strange woman carry a heavy bag and she didn't give me her pussy. Sad!
>>224941707BROKE NIGGA ALERT!
>Scrounger doesn't like being reminded that he's a scrounger
>>224941711the west has fallen
Ok let's talk about calculus now
>>224941711Was she eighty years old
>>224941714as long as the wagie - cagie - NEET pipeline is maintained, then that's well and good
just got paid $6700 for 2 weeks of work if you are a NEET you can get on your knees and suck my penis to completion
>>224941707Life is boring. no point in hiding from it
>>224941712I've worked in warehouses. It sucks ass. Now make me laugh
>>224941737>Now make me laugh*Tickles your feet*
>>224941726Once I finished university I deleted all the more advanced math in my head. I can't even do any of that stuff anymore.
>>224941696Don't even think about it pal!
I find the preening, sycophantic relationship between Starbucks customers and Baristas rather disgusting. It's such a pathetic display of servility, begging for the approval of one's betters who are in fact nothing but the dregs of society with the most abominable thoughts in their mostly empty heads.
incest is ok
>>224941773Never seen that happen, the staff always seem to be joking amongst themselves. At most they put a heart on a customer's cup before saying thanks or something.
Imagine seeing a sloth thats 4 metres tall on its hind legs
boy traffic is crazy these days. nobody knows how to drive anymore. and don't get me started on those gas prices. what's up with that?
I'm back
Think I might be dying
>>224941787imagine the vorei meanhaha yeahspoky
>>224941787Too bad the savage redman extincted all the kino megafauna species in the Americas
me? Im gaming
>>224941773For a big belly balding benchod he has nice skin texture, I hate adult acne
https://youtu.be/60RnI4oTREY
Interested in this! Dm please!
mouth breathing
>>224941812He was only 29 when the show started btw
>>224941823*DM's you a dick pic*
>>224941812Men with silky skin like that usually have very high estrogen levels. Being fat = more estrogen = fairer skin. Higher testosterone levels can cause spikes in things like sebum production and that can cause skin problems. Same with high sugar diets.
>>224941832>this is what a 29 year old looked like in the 1980s
if india is not good at sports why do they always winning the spelling bee?
>>224941873not a sport
>>224941855>This is what 21 year olds looked like in 1981
>>224941873>Jeetling in the spelling bee is born in Texas, from Dallas area school>still has an Indian accentHow is that even possible?
I look like this
going to start wearing a fez just to be different
>>224941904>Brown
>>224941886lmao
>>224941899very insulated communities that dont integrate at all
>>224941917Bramptons forming all over the world is a terrifying thought
i look like this
>>224941886either you're an unc or this is ELITE college ball knowledge
JasonHis pickle jar open
You know the more I learn about Pol Pot, the more I do not care for him
>>224941965he's too weak to open a pickle jar. probably has to ask his mom to do it for him
Abbott and Costello
he wasnt polish and he wasnt cookware. whats up with that?
as long as i got my system of a down records, everything’s going to be alright
>>224941977Jason, his eyes red
>recordsunc, go to bed
>>224941965Jason, turning into Samantha
Was going to jerk off but my cat sat on me
who would send me a fax at this hour
I could break it down for you but why bother
>>224941931I'm an unc but this went viral with zoomers some time ago
it was a passing strange hour to be receiving a letter from a pale rider
Jason left, you need to let him go. The days of /cum/ personalities are over
>>224942011BTFO
>>224941975Funnier when you realize that leftists were unironically defending him at the time and for many years afterwards, including Chomsky.
Sometimes I wish this place wasn't anonymous so I could find some of you and teach you a lesson
Just swapped out the summer blanket for the winter comforter. Going down to 4 degrees tonight.
>MMXXVI>using/having a fax machine
BOOCHIE
>>224942034Brian doxxed himself before
My feelings are....complicated
>>224942034all the trannitors got doxxed and you did nothing about it
>>224942034thats exactly the reason why im glad its anonymous
/pol/ pot
>>224942038They still do that, IN GERMANY
>>224942047multiple times too kek
Each of you will touch my nipples before three bomngs of the big clock installed in my ass
I live in Dixon Illinois 61021
Did clav do it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_3WLGoxF8
>>224942034there's nothing you can teach me
this guy has 3 bombs installed in his ass and he's holding /cum/ hostage!
>>224942038any printer connected to a network is a fax machine
>Dixon
>>224942071The woman looks eerily similar to him
AYO THIS NIGGA LIVES IN DICKS
The body is happier when you don’t shower. The natural odors it produces are akin to birds chirping
>any printer connected to a network is a fax machine
Dicks on? Dicks on your gay ass
>>224942084Wait till you learn about our penis church
Japs also still use fax machines for everything
>>224942086And where do you live, Simon?I LIVE IN THE WEAK & THE WOUNDED...DOC!
Dixon Puuper, Chief Medical Officer at the Lipschitz School of Proctology
Do you like your siblings?
>The body is happier when you don’t shower. The natural odors it produces are akin to birds chirping
>>224942102I hate birds
my ass is fully fettered
Any /cum/ niggas come to Dixon I’ll give you a tour
it’s a violent pornographychoking chicks and sodomythe kind of shit that’s on your tv
*sends paperwork through toilbergs printer instead of emailing a .doc*
>>224942118Perfect image
Come to Appalachia and let me grab ya
>>224942136nigga aint NOBODY thats going out of their way to visit some podunk cornfield in illinois
I imagine if we ever had a /cum/ meetup the US border guard would immediately deny my entry if I told him why I was entering the US
>>224942150Say that to my face tough guy
>>224942141but where are those good old fashioned valueson which we used to relyyyy
Restaurants are so expensive these days
I’ve pulled a fire alarm before. You haven’t
almost everyone on /int/ is very delusional and naive about women
>>224942157aint NOBODY thats going out of their way to visit some podunk cornfield in illinois, you punk ass, btich ass, hairy ass having, ass smelling cornball
Had just fallen asleep and my pager woke me up ffs
Didn't even play with my big boner today :/
>>224942171i feed my women every day according to the care guide from the seller
>>224942165>any appetizer costs as much as an entree now>every entree is over $20, many closer or even over $30>this isn't even a higher end restaurant price point either, it's the medianI do not understand how Canadians eat at restaurants nowadays.
Can I have an appetizer as my entree
>>224942181Post that high res image of her on the red carpet where you can see her peach fuzz face clearly
>>224942194The downtown business people keep it alive
>>224942200*pulls my out my service weapon and puts it in your mouth*
>>224942194most Canadians have basically no money in savings. i deal with people and their finances regularly, the average canadian has like $1-2k saved and that's it. everything they do is on debt, financed, credit cards, etc.
ALL RESEARCH AND SUCCESSFUL DRUG POLICY SHOWS THAT TREATMENT SHOULD BE INCREASED!AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DECREASED WHILE ABOLISHING MANDATORY MINIMUM SENTENCES!
>>224942205Dawg even a random chain restaurant like Kelsey's or something charges prices like that. A steak joint will casually charge you $40-50 for the cheapest steak, it's highway robbery unless you have a company card to charge it to.
>>224942181GLF* meant 'earth mother, facilitator or birth' in Proto-Elamite!
>>224942209We are on the forefront of the WEF Neo-feudalism variant of Jewish society
Meet me on the loge level. I have my big boner sticking out of the hole in the front of my underwear....for you.
>>224942228WHOAH OH IT'S SO INSANE!
death penalty for drug dealers.
Blumpf's america
>>224942230They pay for it, a lot of those restaurants are full downtown, when I go there
>>224942260The White House responded saying to just change our diets
>>224942260Yeah well I hate to say it but if you guys would just give Israel what it wants this could all end. Idk why you have to be so difficult, just destroy Iran and the rest of the mid east and let Israel control it and you can have your cheap beef again.
>>224942260I mostly eat pork now because meat prices won't stop skyrocketing (except pork because our new browns won't eat it)
Chief kickabitch from the slapahoe tribe
>>224942263>golden age of america>just eat ze bugs and beyond "meat"thanks Don
Sometimes I think I don't want to live anymore
hello sirs
TAKE MY PICTURESMACK MY BITCH UP
if you are handsome women automatically assume you are smart and a good person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgPX9cHC06Q
>>224942307https://youtu.be/1_hKLfTKU5Y
Good evening, cumfriends! I hope you are all doing well.
>>224942260failed nation
I'm not gay but I kinda want to suck a dick
roommateberg is loudly going ERRRRRGH over and over in the shared living area and it's so loud i can hear from my roomwhile i was writing this post he let out another EURGHH
>>224942324You're a fuckin creepy gajin go away
>>224942324Hello creepshot anon. Quite the fan of your posts
>>224942334is he taking a shit?
>>224942335Literally nothing creepy about me.
>>224942321A true Renaissance Man
>>224942341You're a creepy foreigner that goes around Japan taking pictures of high school girls without their permission, you're the definition of creepy
>>224942357Boohoo, whorish cunts get their photos taken. Who cares? Women are fucking vermin anyways
why does Japan make their students dress like sluts
>>224942357Let people enjoy things. He’s not hurting anyone
>>224942369Forgive me master, I must use my full power just this one time, he insulted the women of Nihon...
>>224942316so do men
>>224942338This one’s for you, friend. >>224942357How dare you assume their permission status, bigot.
if i ever have sex (not gonna happen) i wouldn't, i would just not be be able to cum ever even assuming by some miracle i do get hard
>Boohoo, whorish cunts get their photos taken. Who cares? Women are fucking vermin anyways
>>224942379Just hire a fucking prostitute
>>224942377Smart, no. Good or more trustworthy, yeah.
and onto the filter goes japan
Sick freak
>>224942378
I just came to some ntr
>>224942403In honour of our Serb's return today no doubt
>>224942382when was the last time you got laid?
>>224942372You're probably a pedo too
>>22494241210 minutes ago with your mother
That microsoft teams ping noise or the incoming call jingle fill me with dread. I am Pavlov's dog.
thanks cum dudes i was having fun lurking in here until that jap vpnigga popped up bye
>I just came to some ntr
>>224942412https://youtu.be/BsHiURzsjDA
>>224942421Bro same. I have fucking PTSD from the iPhone ring because of my gay job.
>>224942382i look like that
>>224942416Steamed his beans
retards don't know what the actual medical definition of pedophile isthey just use the word to attack men they don't like
>they just use the word to attack men they don't like
why is this mexican pedophile always angry
>retards don't know what the actual medical definition of pedophile is
Do you guys think that original chud guy the soyjak trace is based off knows he's one of the most influential memes of all time?
>>224942444Goshpedo has issues
>>224942428>vpniggaI’m literally sitting in my house in Osaka right now, faggot.
>>224942453he looks like such a little crybaby asshole
>>224942464>Bluetooth >on a watchfor what conceivable purpose
Good night. Go to bed.
>>224942428We have some weirdos here sometimes
drinking milk
>>224942482its only 9 PM
>>224942465sounds like a huge nerd too>>224942453depends on if theres any internet access at all for him
>>224942465He mogs you though, why haven't you started prison-maxxing yet?
The Midwest is shit
>>224942501I have an aversion to getting fucked in my ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI
The westshit is mid
>>224942480It isn’t necessary, but for a digital watch, it makes setting alarms and whatnot much easier than pushing tiny buttons on the corners.
>>224942512Only the blacks do that to other blacks despite what prison movies make it seem like
i cant wait for the west to be destroyed goddamn
>>224942512>>224942522I’ve heard that it only really happens to guys who act/dress zesty, and are in many cases literally asking for it
It is Wednesday my dudes
throat hurts
>>224942543Gonna have to cut back on the deepthroating for a while
>>224942538started pronouncing it "WED-NEZ-DAY" as a way to passive-aggressively upset strangers and gaslight them into thinking they're stupid and wrong about how it should be pronounced
>>224942538uhhhh no?
>>224942538Not for 3 hours
>>224942553it's strep throat
>>224942538
>>224942570Is that an STI
>>224942578nohttps://www.webmd.com/oral-health/understanding-strep-throat-basics
>>224942574>>224942574New
