Free him edition
FREE THE FUCKING NONCES
>>224946477hope he gets sent down for 25 years. he won't though, he'll just pay to make it go away
>>224946493but they will just go on the nonce
>>224946493SHE WAS 17 AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
just proved I'm a human
>>224946497the new punk rock
>>224946500All that looks maxxing money
Nah you can shove your subs up your arse and leave faslane. You can fuck off from all your military bases in Scotland actually.
>Danny Tommo is being investigated by police after he livestreamed himself slashing a dinghy in the English Channel while a rescuer was still on board he reminds me of you lot except he's actually leaving his bedroom
moyseh fergeh technicaliteh
American judges be like: welllll partner you have VI-O-LADED an INNOCENT CHILD mistah uh...clavicular sir, she was only 17 years old and you RAPED HER TO DEATH i do declare now my sentence to you of 500 life sentences to run consecutively and I will be filing to put you on death row, handcuffed and blindfolded, forced to take LSD then thrown into a pit of snakes and dangerous spiders
>closing the fiscal gap independently would require steep public spending cuts or massive tax increases.kek let them go and get the taxes raised and bennies cut
cute for a poohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEJKpu6kA7Y
>>224946477Throw away the key
Whys spaino suddenly into Scottish independence. Isnt he from Chester
>>224946477do you get trt and all the other drugs hes on in prison? he'll have a menty b if not
24.09 were doing a /brit/ "free clav" walkout were not gonna post on /brit/ for the whole day in solidarity
>>224946530patriot
fucking yes RUPERT FUCKING GET EM STOP THE FUCKING BOATS AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>224946537They do be like this
>>224946538countries dont need to close "fiscal gaps" as all countries run a deficit and is a fundamental aspect of modern economies
>>224946584Lord Protector Rupert Lowe MP
what do you lads do with your money? have about 40k just sat in my nationwide account that goes up +2500 every month after rent and bills dont know enough about investing to play with stocks but letting it rot at like 2.5% interest feels wasteful, had a look at some isa stuff but they limit how much you can put in each year
nth for the baddiedem
>>224946584has he seen the state of white british 'people' these days?
>>224946584I kneel
the child in question
>>224946562Can’t refute my points so now you’ll pretend I’m someone else trolling? Got it
>>224946621diversify yo bonds nigga
rorke convinced just one more post about rupert lowe to the 9 people that post in /brit/ and finally his autistic obsession will get past 3% polling
I could put Clav on his arse in a single punch I reckonWould stance southpaw just to give him an advantage too actually if any of you fancy a go come to the lagoon leisure centre in paisley
Whenever I need financial advice, /brit/ is always my first port of call.
>>224946621unironically ask aiyou should have a stocks and shares isa, even if there are limits it's worth capping out each year
>>224946621memecoins
>>224946477how hard is it not to kidnap, drug, and rape innocent children?
>having an ISA in 2026Yeah I remember when I fell for that scam like 15 years ago, is it still going on? You'll never see the money
>>224946642built like a college student, he's cooked
>>224946621Might as well start an ISA now, it builds pretty quick if you reinvest the interest and also cap it out every year. If you don't need to access it any time soon you could look at some 2 year fixed rate bonds while the rates are good, they're not tax free like an ISA doe
Used to box but I had to pack it in because sometimes I'd just see red and start throwing kill shotsRemember once ref had to call in both coaches and other fighters to pin me down coz i kept just punting this lad in the throat
I am English.
>>224946621stick it in premium bonds its a fun lottery you get to check at the start of each month. this month was pretty shit tho
>>224946662And this is why>>224946689Nobody knows money like a bunch of smelly jobless anime freaks.
>Reddit isnt real life where you ID people and double check consent and sign off on sexReckon if I were a famous public figure I would check ID, worse case you miss out on that pussy and get some more the next day
life is such a dastardly puzzle
>>224946530They were trying to take it back to France so it could be used again he did the right thing
>>224946710Did you actually think the Government was going to just magically pay you just for having savings? Did you actually believe you could get rich by just having a savings account?
>>224946708doesn't it work out at like 4% returns and to realize it you need to have >50k invested for 5+ years? always thought it was a bit of a scam
>>224946621how do you get interest every month?
>>224946712her accusation isn't just based on her age, she said he got her drunk and had sex with her without consent
>>224946477How is it possible that he raped anyone? I thought he can't even get an erection from all the roids
>>224946710youre replying to the mong who also hates pensions. he complains about any type of savings because hes a dole scrounger with none of his own and nothing better to do than argue on /brit/ all day
Good morning /brit/
>>224946752rape doesn't have to be penetrative rorke
>>224946621buying a house would fuck my short term quality of life because its so much more than renting and I would have to live in a dogshit outer suburbFUCK gambling on the stock market with so much retarded shit going on in the world and it sitting on the edgememe coins have been exposed as memesThe fuck are we even supposed to do with money now
>>22494662770 years of liberal wetness and bribes from the welfare state will do that to a peopleDoesn't mean they can't be revived
>>224946768Actually in some places it doesOtherwise it's classed as sexual assault
>>224946770get it shoved under the mattress
>>224946744idk im not good with money either i got 120k from my dad when he died and 50k is in premium bonds and the rest in cash isas because im scared of s&s isas in case the world economy collapsea
rorke keeping all his money in warhammer
>>224946752if you're willing to roid, do meth, have an insane supplement stack, have plastic surgery etc, you're going to be willing to take viagra
>>224946782know a lot about rape do we rorke
Do you reckon Emma Watson does smelly farts?
>>224946766mong boy that defends the workplace pension scheme is here haha you live in a fantasy world where you think you can get free money for nothing, its no wonder you support ISAs too
>>224946751That'll be extremely difficult to prove in a court
they built the castles
>>224946785if the world economy collapses you'll have bigger concerns than S&S ISAs you imbecile
don’t think that lad will actually take any of the financial advice and only asked because he wanted to show off a bit
rorke ruining his financial future by not investing because he's convinced the stock market will collapse any day now (it won't)rorke, you realise that if that were to happen, your cash would be worthless anyway, right?
>>224946785yh its probably not terrible for you if you have 50k in there, i think you're still technically better off just putting it in some 6% fixed rate bonds but at least with the premium bonds you get a little gambling tickle that you could hit a lucky streak of draws
>>224946644Your "points" are just wild assumptions and speculation not based on any kind of logic. Whats there to "refute" in your hypothetical dream time
its actually mad how thick some of you lot are
>>224946792Just familiar with the laws of my own country
Rorke choosing deen over dunya
rorke familiarizing himself with the rape laws
>>224946823im quite thin actually
i drink a litre of vodka every day
>Hey there zoomerboy. Remember watching Harry Potter and fantasizing about me when you were a kid?>Anyway I heard you guys are hagmaxxing now. Care to tell auntie what it means?Your response /brit/?
guys really is he going to beat the charges? I'm actually worried i had to take the day off work because i thought i was having an anxiety attack
you can only take out your ISA if you're getting a mortgage. Or face a penalty that removes the government bonus, making the whole thing a pointless exercise.
Y'all ain’t real niggas
>familiarizing FOY
>interest>money for nothingwhat does he mean by this
if you're schizo about the stock market buy gold
and the chicks for free
>>224946852There's also upper limits in the mortgage you can take which basically rule out anything but a 1 bed in the city
little boy fantasy worldview, he thinks the government and his employer are just paying his pension for him for no reason, just dont think about it bro they're just matching your contributions because they care about you bro
>>224946852what on earth are you blabbering on about?
too real
>>224946800sick of them
>>224946852not really the help to buy isa still gets interest even if you withdraw some early, its just that you only get the 25% bonus if you put it towards buying a house
how about you compound your interest on my balls gaylord
>>224946852what about a cash ISA
that ships sailed and also it crashes after a recession because people dump it to be able to live
>>224946877there wasnt an upper limit when i used mine
>>224946886the vidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Tzg0tTJ1Y
this nigga unironically though the workplace pension scheme was just this virtuous act of altruism, where ALL employers in the entire country just agreed one day in 2016 to match EVERY SINGLE EMPLOYEES contribution just out of the kindness of their heart.
>>224946913there's barely any gold on earth, it will 500x in our lifetime
>>224946913-people discussing bitcoin at 5k
put all your money in ISIS
Russia testing nato loomschina invading taiwan looms middle east oil is more fucked than ever and no end in sight global free trade is fucked every government is over 100% debt to gdp global recession looms
put all your money on 21 black
you know a lot about the workplace pension scheme for a man on the dole
>>224946924qrd on why dem do dis
Convinced this place is just full to bursting with mongs
business idea: mikey's bank
>Humanity has mined approximately 222,600 tonnes of gold throughout all of history, according to the World Gold Council.>The U.S. Geological Survey and the World Gold Council estimate that about 61,000 to 64,000 tonnes of economically recoverable gold remain in underground reserveswe've literally already mined 75% of all the reasonably accessible gold on earth. get some while you still can.
>>224946866>and your chicks for free
pointless talking about savings unless you have locked down property
SEX WITH NIGGERS
>>224946956like your mums belly in the weeks before you were born
he actually thought toilberg was funding his future
>>224946980scr
rorke considering diversifying his portfolio to include gundam
Me and my gf.
superannuation is mandatory so austoilberg is quite literally funding my future
mandatory superanus
rorke and leftypol flat share where they get overfamiliar and start bumming each other like the friends on friends
remember how much your first iPod Touch changed your life
just traded my soul to the devil for a blue eyes white dragon
god bless the paul keating and the australian labor party
i am sarcastic like a chandler
what now rorke
the great british gape off
>>224947033>Greece>Italywogs dgaf they’ll rinse the budget for old ppl
>>224947033this doesnt take into account the plandemic 2 arranged for 2030
no toilberg you cant give me free money I shan't fall for your tricks
did the decrepit old woman talk about soggy bottoms againah yesbritish television
a problem with brit right now is there are very few gimmick makerswe're in a rut. not enough creative or funny people, too many genuine autists and boring freaksi can't carry the whole general guys, step up your game
i tell toilberg directly, "keep all my contribution"he's now my bank
>>224947070grow up
The gay fagggot from Soft Cell looked so grim with his nonexistent jaw and birdcel side profile. Normally I believe homosexual orientation is a lie and sodomy is a sin but I wouldn't even try to dissuade him from fucking men, with that face it'd be either that or loneliness for him
someone I deeply care about recently left me but I can't say I'm surprised so I feel fine about itsome people like myself are just meant to be alone
>>224946980hwl
>>224947082a gay faggot? arent all faggots gay
wristcel
>>224947075sc
>>224947088I wanted to amplify the message
>>224946822You understand that independence hasn’t actually happened yet so you can literally only speculate on what will happen?
I've decided to contribute to your pension, and match your monthly salary sacrifice. In addition to this, for no reason at all, I have given an additional arbitrarily determined percentage extra on top because you're such a good lad *ruffles your head*
>>224947085self-pitying little diva
>>224947085ive never connected with someone long enough to lose them
>>224947070There’s the tranny that spams other trannies
>>224947033keating is the goat. We would be fucked if not for him
uh oh someone's having a melty
>>224947097so what does he stand to gain
>>224947082thought that was gazza from the thumbnail
>>224947097It's a tax advantage for you and the company what part about this don't you understand?
>>224947055
With the missus
lucy letby was innocentclavicular was innocentjimmy savile was innocent
>>224947122Great question. Its absurd isn't it? Why would your employer match your pension contributions so that your future in old age is secured financially 30 years from now?
gfs toilet has a poopenshelf every time a take a dump it absolutely reeks, i stand up and the turd is just sitting there curled up on the porcelain ready for inspection
>>224947101it's an honest reflection>>224947103not sure what's better
>>224947136Not much of an "advantage" when its complying with the law, dumb dumb.
Feeling very depressed
>>224947082ironic that you made this post analysing another blokes face yet accusing others as being gay faggots
>>224947160are you going to answer or just be annoying
>>224947159many are saying this
>>224947174Alfred, Lord Tennyson speaks of this
>>224947183shut it gay faggot
Size of that fucking jaw
>>224947183You don't have to be gay to know that recessed jaws make you look like a subhuman and basically mean it's over for you datingwise
>>224947176cheer up m8 x
just been raped outside Battersea dogs home
There are no atheists in foxholes There are no Christians in fannyholes
budbuddies is down :/
>>224947175No the additional amount you mentioned reduces their corporation tax and national insuranceIt's also a perk to keep good employees around
SexyMP wank
>>224947175>when its complying with the lawThere's your answer as to why they offer it then?
>>224947082what about the one from depeche mode who isn't gay
He's still posting his tranny pics is he?
ethnicities will tell you about their unique traditional dress and it's just this every time
>says he’s depressed>instantly starts self harming by posting a non passing tranny
far-right provocateur Jason Arday
>>224947209FOXHOLE FOXHOLETOO MUCH DANGERFOXHOLE FOXHOLE WHERE'S MY GUARDIAN ANGELhttps://youtu.be/NXfzcUXSKbw?is=-KOHR_5HloXr6I7V
>>224947184The running theory at the moment is that it acts as a form of wage growth suppression. Every year most companies will fix an inflationary pay rise for employees, but the difference in the percentage of the yearly rise is transferred to a fixed pension sum, meaning they save money overall if inflation in one year is very high, the pension contribution remains static, stabilises finances and meaning they wont have to pay you appropriately at the time.
>>224947243cute . would love to shag her after she comes home and gets in the shower
>>224947176This'll cheer you uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKx0h90mbKY
crying and screaming over how I can't buy weed over the clearnet any more
charli sexysex
>>224947172
>>224947245
three more sleeps until SNL chaps
>>224947228>>224947246its also this>>224947263
>>224947247I think he looked okayish and got more handsome as he got older. Soft Cell guy downright looked like a woman in some photos, recessed jaw means zero chin prominence and low masculinity
>>224947285mines circumcised
>>224947263but if an actual pay rise wasnt on the table then i still gain
nakedladiesnakedladiesnakedladies
>>224947266why not straight away?
>>224947285I do this without the poopenshelf. I like to look at my poos :)
The pickle burger at KFC is really fucking good, ladsThe pickle cheesecake, on the other hand, was an experience I only needed to have once.
nakedsnakenakedsnakenakedsnake
>>224947277
want the cans and bokkles
>>224947282Rorke couldn't handle it
>>224947292sausage n lentils?
>>224947309blimp of a man
My dad is obsessed with 80s British synthpop, goth rock, new wave and New Romantic. His favorite bands are Ultravox and The Curr
any pathetic unemployed useless ugly retarded idiot bastard cunt in?
>>224947298Yeah but if inflation is really high one year, they won't need to match the really high rate, they can just say look i paid your pension and paid an extra 1% goy enjoy it in 2070 when you retire, meanwhile your next food shopping bill rises and you're worse off.
we need a globalism that only takes the good things from all cultures and combines them into one aryan culturethe german poopenshelfthe british plugand so onthis is what the EU should be doingpoppenshelves for britain3 prong plugs for germany simple aswhat are they playing at
child po
drinking horlicks
PINGAS!
>we>are>stardust!>NOTHINGNESS somehow EXPLODED into space, time, energy and the laws of physics>Your life is over. You’re no longer 21. That’s it. You should have done better. You should have started earlier, worked harder, taken more chances, built something, become someone. Other people were moving forward while you were wasting time, and now the years you thought you had ahead of you are already behind you. You can’t get them back. You can’t go back and become the person you were supposed to be. The opportunities you ignored, the experiences you missed, the person you could have become, they’re gone. You’re older now, and the world has moved on without waiting for you. There is no reset button, no magical second beginning, no way to undo the years you wasted. You should have been fitter, richer, smarter, more accomplished, more interesting, more alive. You should have done more. But you didn’t. And now you have to live with that.
In the office and I really want to go home and shitpost with the lads :( x
>>224947346
ahh yeeeh nauurrr
WANKING MY PENIS IN THE THREAD HAHAHAHAHAHA
Is anyone falling for this shit anymoreIs anyone still out there looking at this slop account and thinking woah shes totally real and not a bot shill
mad that so many people are external thinkers
>>224947338ok but balance this with the money i save by pirating, shoplifting and stealing a wage by extending my lunch, working from home and generally slacking off
so many people in tha neighbourhood
>>224947377get this maniac caged
>>224947344recently found out that other countries don't have a switch on their sockets. they plug something in and it's just on. madness
September 11th 2001
>>224947385>Don't tax it. CHUD it.Wtf is this even supposed to mean?
>>224947369<3
>>224947398probably was safer in the 60s but today it's quite unnecessary
>>224947263>Every year most companies will fix an inflationary pay rise for employeesScreaming if only
>>224947391When inflation hits 10% and your employer is arguing he only needs to give you a 2% rise, and 1% of that is locked in a pension, then you understand what the workplace pension is really about. Its wage theft and wage growth suppression
>>224947385Yes he’s called Rorke and he’s quite gullible
Korean flatmate was cooking lunch and gave me some to try but it was really spicy so now I'm sweating buckets in dry heaving in my bedroom
>>224947369women hate this
>>224947415a nigerian scammer's best attempt at imitating retarded rorkebabble
i want to go back to the psych ward
>>224947425If you work for an employer that doesnt adjust wages to inflation then you're losing money year-on-year lmao
>>22494740210th december, 1932
the gang
need aussie wogette with a tasty caramel pussy bouncing on my bong cock screaming aw naur
>>224947431That's not how pensions work, they're a % of your income so only 3% of that 2% rise would go into your pension
>le 9/11>le Hitlerr/imgoingtohellforthis
>>224947431who cares, money is a psyop. my savings are in the community i built along the way
>>224947391>stealing a wage by extending my lunch, working from home and generally slacking offwell you're not really stealing a wage are you just expending less effort
i think if im an animal im a crayfish or a hermit crabthoughts?
rorke, transformed.
I’d eat Emma’s poo.
>>224947385>MEME MAGIC2016 called
Since I'm so depressed I've decided to play Overwatch all day which will surely make me feel far better
>>224947453Yes mate, welcome to 75% of Britain not on the minimum wageGlad you've finally caught up with the issues of the day
>>224947455we have a neanderthal in the thread we have a neaderthal in the thread lemme get rid of this ice dweller
>>224947398Having a chuckle imagining how mad this would drive one of those spackers who insist on turning everything off at the wall when it's not being used
>>224947466The point is that it acts as a tool that can be used as an excuse to not pay appropriate wages in line with inflation.
>>224947476Though this was Robert Plant for a split second
>>224947476need this
chatgpt tell me why the pension scheme is bad
>>224947492*rapes your mother*
we could play a game later if u like x
>>224947490Someone has been pulling your leg for a very long time if you think only people on minimum wage get inflationary adjusted pay lmfao you've been played sucka
>>224947503>who insist on turning everything off at the wall when it's not being usedKtim
>>224947474I think this would be me
>>224947517Give honorary citizenship to every Indian who kills a pedophile and kick the rest out
>>224947534you people just can't post right
>>224947528You wont live past 35
>>224947203i think caring this much over how other men look makes you a gay faggot
>>224947517screamo
hi lads am I eligible to get medical cannabis
>>224947545corr big virgin bastard
>>224947545Are you a fat hairy wombat?
>>224947554
>>224947566I was too but I just got this CBD oil that did nothing except cost me 200 bucks
>>22494751790% chance that the killer was himself a nonce
cbt oil
>>224947561clueless autistic virgin
can't even post the same gif on this site utter woke bollocks
drugs and alcohol dont work on meive got that thing where my body detoxifies substances that i consumea curse really
why was it so high in 2022
>>224947610name field is at the top mate
>>224947566it's an extremely cheap and accessible druggo outside for a couple of hours and someone will try to sell it to youdrug dealers literally have business cards these dayswhere do you live?
>>224947620You can't. I do whatever I like
>>224947539>private sector regular wage growth sits at 2.9%.>Inflation in year to August 2026 3.1%Well that's you raped to death isn't it
Mad that grunge musicians thought music like Soft Cell, Japan, Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears was bad music that had to be actively fought against
>>224947621bollocks
>>224947627*shoves my head up your arse and rips out your prostate with my teeth*
>>224947639You just tried to say that 75% of britain thats not on minimum wage, don't get inflationary pay rises so I dont know why you're posting this. I think you've been done mate
Keep buying stuff to cook with and then can't be bothered cooking it and have to throw it out because it goes off. Just had to throw out 1kg of mince and 20 bucks worth of capsicums.
My pussy wet
>>224947534take note. this >>224947661 is how you do it
>>224947539People on minimum wage actually get inflation busting pay rises
>>224947678>capsicumsfuck off
>>224947657haha yea i just made it up
>>224947682im not gonna shag you mate
>>224947678:/
>>224947683I should hope so, if they didn't then they'd be losing money
>>224947678capsicum's shit anyway im not convinced it's even food
Too many Australian posts. Make your own threads
Talk Talk is objectively the greatest British band of all time
rorke's willy dissolving immediately after penetration like candy floss in water
>>224947682i’m going to shag you
>>224947698you wont be shagging anyone mate. ever.
>>224947727*Me with a big smug grin on my face*Prefer BT
>>224947735any girls at the factory sven?
>>224947706As they should beThey should then be ground into mince meat and served in schools
>>224947725vgp
>>224947725*shoves a digeridoo up your arse and blows into it thus inflating you into a big hot air balloon and uses you to travel all over the world going on all sorts of adventures*
>>224947628I'm a neek with no mates so it's completely and utterly inaccessible to meI'm in manchester
>>224947743*audience roars with laughter*
ever noticed how cold your bum is compared to your core
>>224947750surprising lot actually, like a third of the workforce
rorke trying but failing to get the last clap after a round of applause
>>224947743*poo screams*
Business idea: maximum wages and export tariffs
right well I'm on the alternaleaf now that budbuddies has died
shoving an austalian up my arse
the new:
>>224947771imagine if they got stuck in a machine with just their lower half sticking out haha that would be crazyhas that ever happened lol?
chasing filipinos down the street at night
screaming and blowing ciggie smoke into a chinese baby's face on the train
>>224947819haha that would be a serious violation and be taken extremely serious, potentially new safety policies would be drafted then swiftly implemented haha
>>224947838makes him feel at home
>>224947853>>224947853
>>224947865>>224947865
Had a fun thread here lads but let's not forget why we're really here
