rorke's jeans edition
>>224946480so this is rorke
nth for the holodem
>>224946480Uhhh those don't appear to be from Next?
>>224949272was going to ask why they always wear a choker then I realised it's because of the Adams apple which is pretty obvious really now that i think about it my comment wasn't worth posting I'm sorry I'm just trying not to be alone with my thoughts and need to stay preoccupied here's a video of a budgie riding a tennis ball oh man I thought there's be more replies to the thread by the time I finished writing this I hope everyone didn't migrate to a new new instead of recycling this old someone did link to it first after all
>>224949428they could just wear mock necks
>>224949428actually they just wear the choker because they think they look hot on other women and they want to see themselves as hot because it gets them hard (they're agp)
>>224949432and mock shoulderpads that make their shoulders smaller
all trannies are nonces
>>224949447Blanchard speaks of this
>>224949464so does Rogers
>>224949482and Rorke
Going to start eating healthy from today lads
off out to rape life before it rapes me
>>224949488that main takes the piss
>>224949502god's warrior right here sending energy
anyone posted steve dawsons pictures today?thinking that'll be my compulsion for the afternoonor maybe timmy updates
TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE TRANNY FUCKING TRANSGENDER PEOPLEYou are mentally unwell
right so why are there two threads then
>>224949551probably trannies caused it
Doing a little depressing search of people I used to know and what interesting lives and careers they have now. Then there's me, permanently anxious about my next poo.
>>224949488thats not healthy though is it
>>224949569sometimes I like to think about the guys I went to highschool with who died and how I'll at least always be more successful than they were
>>224949569no matter what happens we all die anyway :)
gaydolf nigler
Rorke’s been bodied
Dad going to hospital and has told me to come with himLmao he cant even go himself
>>224949602vile and sexist
>>224949581bet they've still shagged more than you though
>>224949470>rewindMillenials bros making memes instead of families fucking state
>>224949602Rorke shocked, Leftypops rocks
>>224949602leftypol love bringing kids into everything
>>224949581That's true, glad I'm not dead.>>224949583Good point, may as well kill myself then.
>>224949627these are the fit ones we should keep
>>224949614Its ok to be sexist against white women rorke
>>224949272would
telling myself so this is Rorke whenever I do anything around the house
>>224949488screaming that this is a legal meal deal combo
>Rorke pacemaker working extra hard when he walks past a group of inner city youths
in your heaaaaddin youurr heaaaadddrorkeyrorkeyeh eh eh oh oh oh
loser loser double loser as if whatever get the picture duh
nobody's posted anything zesty in months
got carpool tunnel syndrome from wanking
>>224949669
>>224949691sudden flashback to 30 years ago
>>224949677It didn't make you scream at all did itProbably, at best, made you exhale a bit
>>224949602>Religion tries to recruit new followers Shocker
>>224949716it didn't even make me exhale
>>224949627where did you do this?
>there are real uncs posting heregrim I know I’m 30 but I’m passing for 20 stillsome of you lot act 40
I've never screamed to a single post here. Or hooted even
>>224949695ʳʸᵗ ᵍᵘʸˢ, ˢᵗᵉᵃᵐinᵍ ᵃˢ ᵃ ʳᵒᶜᵏᵉᵗ
trannies are fucking brutal to other tranniesjust have a look at /lgbt/ every so oftenFucking mental how mean they are
>>224949740>he hasn't seen the "gyaldem poster"
>>224949739https://www.guidedtrack.com/programs/2djuges/runmight take a while to load
>>224949741screaming
>>224949740I'm 30 passing for 40
>>224949749>just have a look at /lgbt/ every so oftendon't think I will lad
>>224949741screaming and flinging poo in my nans face at this post
>>224949766If it's not for you then that's okay x
>>224949741scr
>>224949740i think wasting your precious youth here is more grim. quite literally the best years of your life that only happens once and you spunked them away on here? big mistake fella
>>224949740
>>224949784it might be for you but it not for me x
>>224949782i searched "strike" and got the same message LOL
rorke japanese-style bowing to his job centre work coach
>>224949813LOL that's exactly rorke!!
>>224949787what else should I do?
>>224949828literally anything
>>224949823yh thats what i said its rorke
>>224949813*gong sound* yoooooooooooo
>Scotland has the highest death rate for children in BritainFucking mad really. Wonder why
>>224949855they're evil scumbags
>>224949855highest drug deaths too by fargrim up there innit
>>224949855Kelpies
Rorke wondering where it went so wrong for him as he shuttles migrants around with his coach
Scottish niggas sliming out their new born baby for a bit of heroin
>>224949895LOL!
Currently waiting on gfberg while she does her driving test.Betting she'll fail, given her ambiguous levels of retardation.
>>224949895scr for real this time
>>224949855cursed by the land for not having actual sewage facilities
>>224949895sc
rorke mumbling at the racist rally podium
gandhi was so fit
>legal meal deal combothis is so fucking funny
just tired
>>224949905>given her ambiguous levels of retardation.That's why she is with you then
>>224949895howl
>>224949915ktim and what I like to do is stay up until the sun rises
>>224949855we're based
>>224949961LOL
>screamnot once>hootnever>howlnope not a single time>chortleno>creaseno again>splutterno AGAIN
eating some peanut butter on toast. not really into it
oooh flower of scotlaaand
>>224949956fuck off and go to sleep then instead of whining about it here like the bitch you are
>>224950010thanks for that brian limond
>>224949999screaming
lolposter on a madone
>>224949895Josh you on a mad one today my son
>>224950076phwoar i'd give her a root to be proud of
>>224950076send this cunt to israel
>>224950106With your tiny malformed willy? Doubt it.
>>224949895Done him
draco malformed (willy)
>>224950076She looks very English and she doesn't look Jewish at all. Why do they LARP as Middle Easterners?
>>224950115>sees someone post about having sex with a girl>immediately think of their willy
>>224949754not sure how deep this really goes but they ask you a lot of questions at the end
eating a omelette
>>224950076So proud she's got a foreign flag in her profile
>>224950131stop shilling this data harvesting site
>>224949428Holy shit that budgie has mad ball skills
I am roake
>>224950131for me it's top left. she wouldn't want anything to do with me of course
>>224950076BBC only
>1:36 minutes longabsolute slog of a webm that
>>224950131I got 98 unconventional despite my results looking pretty conventionally attractive
I am rick
Your life is actually fine. 30 isn’t old. It’s basically 25, and 25 is basically 21 if you round aggressively. You’ve still got it. Whatever it is. Sure, people your age have careers, houses, partners, children, savings, hobbies and functioning social lives, but their mortgages are probably stressful and their marriages probably have problems. So who’s really winning? You still have loads of time. Fifty years, potentially. You could completely turn everything around. No need to rush just because everyone else is getting promoted, buying houses and becoming interesting. Everyone moves at their own pace. Some people peak early. Some peak later. Some never peak at all, but that’s fine too. You still have potential. In fact, having achieved less means you technically have more potential left. So relax. You’re young. You’ve still got it. And if you’re still saying that at 40, that’s fine. 40 is basically 30 anyway.
>>224950182You on the left, finally made it out of your wheelchair
>>224950169top right and bottom left are definitely not conventionally attractive
>>224950182cor tony has matured into a neoliberal stallion
>>224950182Big Tony looking buff
Hate living I'm a country where 95% of customer facing service staff are foreigners who are learning English.Ask barman for a negroni up and he doesn't know what the fuck in the name of Ganesh is happening.
>>224950182big tone
>>224949627I love looking at women but they're just such utterly dull, boring, shallow human beings.
my selection as per the deep state intelligence operation quiz
genuinely why is the drug situation so bad in scotland? It's anomalously bad. It's as if people cross the border into scotland and immediately start dropping dead via overdoses.
>>224950233pretty good
So I see everyone was spamming very unattractive for the blacks then yeah?
>>224950197Top right looks Finnish (and she's cute).
>>224950235because it's a very grim place to live
Christians are like, "A chicken as a substitute for your sins? That's ridiculous! Everyone knows that only works with a Jew on a crossbeam!"
>>224950256maybe but I'm not sure how that qualifies her as conventionally attractive
theyre about to shalvi them yeah
>>224950235Imagine England with the same shitty housing and overcrowded cities but worse weather and less sunlight
COCK!
>>224950281RIP :praying_hands:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Shalvi
>>224950258it can't be that much more grim than any other northern towns / cities
oh they seething>>224949213
religion mongspolitic mongstrannard mongsdo us all a favour and fuck off yeah
>>224950280Conventionally attractive just means the Anglo-American appearance, which don't get me wrong is objectively beautiful. But I have crippling snowfever so Nordic women look best to me.
>>224950339it's the same person. i'm here all day and can tell you when one appears, they all appear. when he leaves it's quiet again.
>>224950235Not enough government funding going to support schemes or something idk that's usually the excuse
>>224950327>foreign flagshonestly and truly dont care
pickle rick
>>224950312we're just a self hating people
just put yourself out there bro
>1,000 years ago. This is how Indian women styled their hair.
Melbourne is a fucking massive city ffs
>>224950344you do know that heritage doesn’t equate to conventional attractiveness, yeah?
>>224950396pooja that's not normal
>>224950197Bottom left just happened to look exactly like my first ever manager who I wanted to fuck so that's probably why I liked her
>>224950394that doesn't mean you have to shit where you eat, Rorke
>Ew I can't believe mousey is/has like X thing his life is so grim or grim or he is so evil >Oh yeah he killed a swan? Yeah all this other made up shit like that is. And killing a swan (or Y) is one of the least bad things he's done
>>224950396don't let rorke see this
>>224950394lol
>>224950364>or something idkThat's the thing, no one really seems to know. It's not like the Scottish drug deaths are slightly higher than the rest of the UK. They are vastly higher than the rest of the entirety of Europe. Like more than double the next highest country, year on year, forever.
>>224950425he is, while simultaneously isn’t, an evil ghoul
>>224950438wotanic
>>224950169I got very unselective, quite mainstream and very easy to predict with 99% preference for feminine features and slight biases towards mature, conventional and unstyled
mi just a easygoing rasta yuh know cool calm and kind hearted man no bad vibes round here just peace love and good energy one love mi bredren
I'm hungry.
Some toilets in shopping centres in Scotland have blue lights to stop junkies from shooting up in them
>>224950476praise jah x
>>224950489why would the fear the blue lights
>>224950507blue lighting makes it harder to find your veins to inject heroin
>>224950507they think it's police and it puts them off
>>224950535nonsense answer>>224950536correct answer
4chan is unusable says man who has been using it every day for years
>>224950489the burger king on Sauchiehall Street had one of those junkie blue light toilets. It's no longer a Burger King though it's a "Jolibee" now, whatever the fuck that isalso a lot of these toilets are locked and require asking a staff member to be allowed in. Who wants to have to ask a staff member to unlock the toilet? Um excuse me miss can you let me in the toilet I'm bursting for a jobby I need to sit down and do a poo then wipe my shitty poo'd bum thanks
>>224950535oh yeah makes sense but they could also push sea style punishment for the simplest of drug offences
>>224950489lol going to st enochs centre for a shite and it's all blue.think some buses do that as well
>>224950169I got 35 towards conventional despite having similar tastes. I think the data harvesting website is taking the piss and has saved my type to create a personalised AI succubus.
>>224950557The one in the St Enoch centre has blue lights
Bitch sunk down low xI'll rock up Hartlepool if that is what it comes to bruh x
>>224950403The Anglo-American beauty standard is popularised due to the prevalence of the culture. Movies, TV, music, etc. It's not universal.
>>224950571joke's on them. i used an alias email which i've now disabled
>>224950557jolibee is good i had one at the sauchiehall street venue
She passed lads!Wahey!>>224949905
>>224950567screaming. and half the doors are broken
The rastamousey gimmick is good.
>>224950584Because Indian people or Chinese people think attractive white women are ugly of course.
>>224950598hand dryers that smell like they're farting
cops were parked up the street yesterday then pulled up and knocked on neighbourbergs door this morning not sure what he's been up to
>>224950567>>224950572I know at least 2 places in glasgow city centre with clean, unlocked, public toilets that don't have blue lights. Not saying where they are though as I don't want you lot using them or knowing them.
>>224950601big up x
2011 :(
>>224950584what are you talking about anglo-american beauty standard nonsensethere absolute are white beauty standards which hollywood recruited from all white europeans, and in recent years has also recruited from other ethnicities who share the same fundamental characteristics
>>224950474And I didn't ask
Ratatouille would have been better if the evil chef had a rat of his own under his own hat, and him and Linguini fought each other while being piloted by the rats like mecha suits.
Garn shop me xxxFuck the lot xx
>>224950625I just go to the art gallery if I'm in town and need a poo. They're always spotless
>>224950635how does it feel knowing most people have you filtered and you're posting into the void?
mediterranean + latina womennordfoids cant compete
>>224950645yeah? you got told though mate
leftypol thinks aboriginal women are more attractive than european women
>>224950647please fuck off you pestilent creature
>>224950160of course
>>224950635Last time you were truly happy?
>>224950663You're gonna get a knuckle sandwich if you don't piss off mate
>>224950657not you though clearly
ADHD lass has pushed me to suicide xCall me a virgin loser xxx
>>224950694s
>>224950709virgin loser
we love her on here
>>224950709we implore you to listen, act on it even
what should I buy for £25 from uber eats
>>224950685good one
thought provoking image
>>224950718i would love to enslave her and turn her into a sexually depraved pet
>>224950718no not really
>>224950718How'd we go from playboy to thisIt's like the puritans are back in charge
>>224950718i remain ambivalent
>>224950718Reckon she'll slut out and start an onlyfans?
Not a fan of the ageposting, I'm a 33 YO virgin who's never really done anything.
>>224950738Why?
>>224949488>no protein>healthyOkay lil bro
>>224950767would be a laugh i reckon
>>224950734woah...
>>224950762haven’t done anyone either it seems
>>224950767why not?
>>224950777Haha fair
>>224950762snap same except i'm even older than youtruly a grotesque incel creatureyet i also have a relatively active social life etc lol
grow up
An RAF Hawk T2 training jet has crashed shortly after taking off from RAF Valley in Anglesey, Wales.
>>224950762I am also a 33 year old virgin, nice to meet you. Mainly just go to my toil then scurry home to my flat and wait to do it all again the next day. No friends etc.
>>224950792deigo!!
greetings peasants
>>224950810shot down by russians i heard
mad how half of /brit/ are like Gregor Samsajust a big cockroach confined to his bed
>>224950807She needs to do a scene on blacked
>>224950820nah just a welshman with a slingshot
>>224950718>>224950807need her BWC bred post-haste
>>224950822Screaming I'm literally laid in bed curled up in the fetal position while reading this
>>224950807she makes me 'grow' 'up' if you catch the innuendo
reminder when diego says he has a "relatively active social life" he means that he literally pays people to be his friends
>>224950847still more of a social life than all of brit
job fair tomorrow at 11amwill YOU be there?
>>224950847or stands in clubs/bars leering at women
>>224950810hawk tulowah
>>224950862projec ton
Your life is over. You’re no longer 21. That’s it. You should have done better. You should have started earlier, worked harder, taken more chances, built something, become someone. Other people were moving forward while you were wasting time, and now the years you thought you had ahead of you are already behind you. You can’t get them back. You can’t go back and become the person you were supposed to be. The opportunities you ignored, the experiences you missed, the person you could have become, they’re gone. You’re older now, and the world has moved on without waiting for you. There is no reset button, no magical second beginning, no way to undo the years you wasted. You should have been fitter, richer, smarter, more accomplished, more interesting, more alive. You should have done more. But you didn’t. And now you have to live with that.
>>224950862nigga that is embarrassing
>>224950445r9k are just mentally handicapped opportunists who see peopenans compared and get mad and try to take others down (they are miserable and evil)
>>224950847what's the going rate?
>>224950867Whereabouts
>>224950880bet you're the same guy who complains about people using filters
>>224950504
I have this mental condition where I don't try to get involved with other people because I don't want to so brit is my only social outlet
thoughts on london
>>224950867went to a job fair once at the behest of the UC work coachcomplete waste of time. There was also no sign-in or anything like that so I could have just not bothered going and told the job centre I went
buying rune scimmy
Don’t filter posts. You can hide people whose posts annoy you. You can mute anything that makes you uncomfortable. You can carefully curate your feed until you never have to encounter anything that irritates you. But eventually you have to ask yourself what kind of life requires that much effort to avoid seeing things you don’t like. You’re an adult. You should be able to scroll past something without needing to engineer your entire online world around never having to see it. And it’s not too late. You still have time to grow up. You still have time to develop the ability to tolerate things you dislike without immediately reaching for the mute button. You still have time to become someone who can encounter an annoying post without treating it like a personal crisis. You still have time to stop constructing a tiny, carefully filtered version of reality and actually learn to live in the world as it is. There’s still time. You just have to decide to stop hiding from things that bother you.
>>224950904cheadle
>>224950927gp
Yeah but he did kill that swan and post it on /an/
diego the type of person to reply with “hs?” when chatgpt calls out another fallacy
>>2249505820 replies talking to itself >>2249506471 reply ("fuck off")>>224950657>>224950685Stop talking to the poo and let it self harm
>>224950874You will be atomised
>>224950927what bothers me is receiving disapproval :(
>>224950927sc
yeah are you screaming are you?
>>224950951Never tell me what to do
>>224950950screaming that IS deegs