That's Nuts EditionPrevious:>>224944158
>>224953442my nutty son
>>224953460LOLI've been to a lot of states even Alaska and Hawaii but I've never been to Florida
>>224953442
nut milk
Let's try this again in the new>>224953428>hadWriters really cucked them to death for no reason
Your life is over. You’re no longer 21. That’s it. You should have done better. You should have started earlier, worked harder, taken more chances, built something, become someone. Other people were moving forward while you were wasting time, and now the years you thought you had ahead of you are already behind you. You can’t get them back. You can’t go back and become the person you were supposed to be. The opportunities you ignored, the experiences you missed, the person you could have become, they’re gone. You’re older now, and the world has moved on without waiting for you. There is no reset button, no magical second beginning, no way to undo the years you wasted. You should have been fitter, richer, smarter, more accomplished, more interesting, more alive. You should have done more. But you didn’t. And now you have to live with that.
>>224953510Hence why I'm an alcoholic
>>224953460what the fuck goin on in miami bruh
>>224953527me and who
>>224953510That's so fucking stupidYou sound like a child, to a 7 year old a 15 year old is impossibly old. But a 15 year old hasn't even started life yet. And you can see that now that you're older than 15.Same thing here. Life is long, you have I'd say until youre 50 to figure shit out, after that, it's over.
>>224953510
Der ewige Boomer
they literally added chicken skins to counter strike but do nothing against the cheaters, like bruh, you got to be a buck broken cuckold to play that game
>>224953635So much this, if you aren't in the $100/day daycare by age 4 you're destined to be a worm
umingle is created by one person in the UK and he makes $100,000 USD a month from google AdSense alone.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel
>>224953788false
Al Pacino is 82 and his gf is 29 (53 year gap) and he got her pregnant for the 4th time
would you break bread with satan if he gave you material wealth?
I don't get how there can be 3rd world titcows. With the advent of the internet she could just sell pics of herself naked and make thousands, if you're a third world titcows you're not trying
>>224953788Unfortunately that just means you can see how bad things are
>>224953840Arab women CANNOT resist BIC (big italian cock)
coffee and fig time
>>224953840That's fuggin based
>>224953873they look like 4 ballsacks
>>224953873Going for an intestinal cleanse, are we? You're gonna be shittin like a fire hose
>>224953911yeah but way bigger
>>224953911how's your sister
>>224953927Don't bully him. Back off dude.
>>224953912I'm well accustomed to a high fiber diet.
>>224953933suck my dick.I'm gonna pin his sister down and give her my doctor dick.
Spaceship thieves will be referred to as "space Venezuelans" in the future
>>224953702So true
>>224953853you work at a junkyard?
The American meme about Mexican food making you shit came about because Mexican food contains beans and the average American diet is severely lacking in fiber. Most Americans barely eat fruits, vegetables, and whole grains, so it's a complete shock to their system.
>>224954025Wrong it's because mexican food is full of lard and fats
now watch this drive
>>224954051Most Mexican food in America is cooked with vegetable oil, which already exists in large amounts in the standard American diet.
>>224953788
>>224954025It's because the tap water in Mexico is thirdie water(not as bad as jeets) so as a consequence vegetables washed in that water cause diarrhea
third week of september and it still wont fucking rain
My new job kind of sucksEveryone here gives me the cold shoulder except the manager. I don't get it
>>224954025>>224954051I thought it was because spicy food can have a laxative effect. I have a pretty reasonable spice tolerance, so it only really happens for me on rare occasion with extremely spicy stuff, but I would imagine someone less familiar with spicy food might have a laxative effect even at lower spice levels
>>224954025i think its because of all the grease and fat
>>224954078American Mexican food doesn't make you shitMexican Mexican food does.
>mfw people have gym crushes
>>224953997Steel Mill. It's steel scrap
Jeet food just gives you diarrhea because as a people they are filled with disease
>>224954190Amazing country, they think toilet paper is disgusting but wiping with your bare hand isn't
>>224954190I thought it was because they enjoy poop so much they want to have as much of it as possible
>>224954244City planners there also put urinals in the public in the open because animal
Dudes breath has got to be simply outrageous
ironically India has the best source of fiber (psyllium husk) but most of it is contaminated with lead because of their soil
>>224954244They also shit all over the place and dump garbage wherever it may lie. A culture so slavenly should not be taken seriously
Pliny the Welder
>>224953510Kys
>Texas lawyer called out by judge for ‘inappropriate’ dress in front of entire courtroom is this really inappropriate though?
>>224954358Anything that reigns in foids is worth it
>>224954358Nice tits
>>224954358basically naked
>>224954358looks fine
>>224954358Judging by the ID card I can see why she cropped the face
is we sum kinna suicide skwawd?
>>224954358Female lawyers should be required to attend court nude
>>224954358>>224954421LOL
>>224954277There was a time when posting this sort of webm on /int/ got you a 3 day, even if you posted it without comment. Which is funny because this is extremely /int/ related and not racist in the slightest unless you think posting videos jeets made themselves about their own culture is somehow racist.
I woke up too early and I'm already miserable. still have to go to work later too
>>224954358>She had me come around the bench so she could see my outfit… in front of defendants and other lawyers," Medina alleged. "She laughed and asked if I really believed that my dress was appropriate for a jury trial… then asked me if I had a blazer in my car.">She also slammed the judge for seemingly being unsupportive after previously championing diversity in the courtroom.>"She knows I am a young lawyer. She preaches about supporting minorities in the practice of law but her conduct didn't match the words," Medina added.It was an intrafoid dispute. Salty hag judge hating on the young
>>224954421just a bad photo. she has a video showing off the dress and has a better looking face there. not a supermodel or anything but better than the static ID badge picture.https://x.com/MMedinanews/status/2102129496916656380/video/2
>>224954358Nun ce male.
just squeezed out sum homemade cocoa butter intae the terracotta arsche-recepticlesmooth as silkindicative of optimal fibre-fat balance
Your life is actually fine. 30 isn’t old. It’s basically 25, and 25 is basically 21 if you round aggressively. You’ve still got it. Whatever it is. Sure, people your age have careers, houses, partners, children, savings, hobbies and functioning social lives, but their mortgages are probably stressful and their marriages probably have problems. So who’s really winning? You still have loads of time. Fifty years, potentially. You could completely turn everything around. No need to rush just because everyone else is getting promoted, buying houses and becoming interesting. Everyone moves at their own pace. Some people peak early. Some peak later. Some never peak at all, but that’s fine too. You still have potential. In fact, having achieved less means you technically have more potential left. So relax. You’re young. You’ve still got it. And if you’re still saying that at 40, that’s fine. 40 is basically 30 anyway.
>>224954472Not sure why that turned into an image for ants
>>224954487i hate when people say minority like there arent brown people everywhere especially in a city
>>224954516WHORE
>>224954516I'd buss in the poosey but I WOULDN'T go HMNNNGGG
>>224954543Exactly isn't Texas majority beaner anyways? "Minority"? Minority 'o cazz'.
>>224954543That doesn't mean they aren't a minority
>>224954542reminds me of an architect who buys weed from a friend of mine and always makes eyes at me :P
>>224954188corr gud kittingtonshirelight 8/10but whats he eatin'? sum kinda fungi?
>>224954516i bet she makes good tamales, if you catch my drift
>>224954606>mexican foodShe looks philipina or something
>>224954516naht fer meshe looks like a monkey
>>224954487>Salty hag judge hating on the youngA tale as old as time
>>224954626Same difference
>>224953849That's probably illegal in her country
She has strange eyes
>>224954566they really arent at all
>>224954516>>224954632Corr muntin monketonshire dis
>>224953923i would say smaller
>According to U.S. Census Bureau data, Hispanic or Latino residents account for roughly 40% to 41% of the Texas population, which outnumbers non-Hispanic white residents (around 37% to 40%). Because this figure is under 50%, Texas is classified as a "majority-minority" state rather than majority Hispanic
>>224954709Blud trippin, like he can even get any poon
>>224954672wtf is that
bros, lets get some of these things and go for a fly togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysE8FMhAPH0
>>224954744She's a synth, she was grown in a jar and isn't a real person
>>224953849Some White boomer would literally pluck her from that village to a million dollar mcmansion somewhere no questions asked. You are right she is definitely not trying.
>>224954672awful makeup too
>>224954534Thanks Ray
>>224954744she has consumed so many beans that they're comin out of her eyeholes!
>>224954797I loved Mr. Inbetween but I can't remember a single thing from the show. I must've binged on it while drunk.
>>224954744I marked the white of her eye with a sharpie
>>224954358I was going to write a really long post about the history of decorum in judicial settings but honestly whatever. It's a borderline outfit, I don't personally think you should be in a courtroom with shoulders showing, but I also don't think that outfit is worth having a tantrum over.More importantly:>>224954432BASED naked dogeza enjoyer
>>224954673I don't think you know what minority means my guy
everyday is monday
>>224954845>>224954731
>>224953849The cameraman must have been rock hard filming this
>>224954764These things are extremely stupid gimmicks meant to seperate young retarded millionaires from their money
>>224954844>but I also don't think that outfit is worth having a tantrum overIf one were king for a day, she would be drawn and quartered for wearing that outfit while ugly
>>224954845yeah a hispanic in a 65-70% hispanic city is a minority. youre a zogged jew
>>224954873When did we start talking about texas specifically thoughbeit
>>224954731>majority-minorityand let me guess, the white people in texas are minority-majorities
>>224953849That transcends sexy, and veers deep into freak show territory
>>>/tv/223363543Made one
>>224954924Only for those without insight and wisdom into the subtleties of reality.
>>224954902>jews and zog out of fucking nowhereYou are not a serious person
>>224954924You lack the courage of your convictions, sir.
>>224954911thats where the lawyer is
Had a bit of an emotional explosion Not sure if the half shot of vodka last night did it
Women are such women
>>224955076A couple shots on an empty stomach will do that to me
im so ugly
>>224955076SEXUAL ERUPTION, WHOAH, WHOAH
>>224955054I see. I did not follow that conversation as you did. I'm slow
>>224955076Are you an "I love you guys" type drunk?
>>224955099When boobs exceed the size of the woman's head they are too big
>>224955117Post pic
>>224955117go on...
>>224955076>the half shot of vodka
Very real possibility that the texas spics one day chimpout on the texas jeets and genocide them once the White population is no longer large enough to control the non-whites in America.
>>224955154Coward.
>>224955171
ya'll cowards don't even like rack
>>224955226Imagine how handsome you would be with a haircut :)
>>224955226
BOOOOOCHIEEEEE
>>224954672ugly teeth
>>224955225Great boobs
>>224955382thanks
Garbage thread like always
>>224955225
>>224955076corr also had a poop explosion erlier
>>224955317gockchieeeeee
>>224955420Then fuck off, loser
>>224955420fuck you
Thinking about ordering slop for lunch but I don't wanna pay $30 for a salad
>>224955445same, i just gave birth to mud mountain
Nothing increases the hostility in /cum/ more than posting women
>>224953510My life is going just fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY
Is this you?
The Irish and all their descendents aren't human beings
>1 cad equals 1 cad
>>224955653im uglier than him
>>224955653knock off metokur
>>224955689How appropriate, since this country is full of cads!
>>224955665>descendents
>blue eyes>head full of hairhe mogs me
>on break at work>ran to convenience store for a snack>grabbed a drink for qt coworker on a whim>get back to work>give qt coworker her drink on the low so nobody sees me trying to work my way in>she turns around and immediately tells everyoneit's so fvcking over for me vros
>>224955742I think they're green tho
>>224955734offsprings
>Stanford University created one of the world’s first artificial intelligence labs in 1965. Six decades later, the school is facing criticism for using generative AI to change the photo of a Hispanic male student into a non-existent Black woman for a campus banner.>The student, Billy Ramirez, said he was “baffled” by the change and later “felt silenced and erased from a representation that was supposed to include me” in an interview with the Stanford Review, a student newspaper, which first reported the AI change.They also made the Chinawoman prettier
>>224955665an irishman designed the white house and the U.S seal
>>224955814They also invented alcoholism
>>224955798I didn't know the glowies were @groking the AI on how to kill MLK in the late 60s!
>>224955798fuck stanfordall my niggas hate stanford
i hate drinking and my great grandparents are irish
>>224955798they changed all 3 of them, the guy in the middle is also different.
>>224955833ummmmbased?
>>224955856I prefer not to drink liquor despite being an alcoholic Slav!
Women should be illegal
>>224955911so should being retarded enough to think this is is actually accurate and not greatly enhanced by filters
/cum/ meetup at the massachusetts lesbian bar
>>224955855Go bruins
Drinking is awesome but the hangover sucks
>>224955911The ones here illegally are...
>>224955928more like 'in ruins'
>>224955911witchcraft, we need to bring back the salem trials
>>224955930That's why you drink twice as much water as alcohol when you drink. I haven't had a hangover in years
I’ve never been drunk in my life
>>224955927i tried to organize a /cum/ meet up at a NYC gay bar but no one RSVP'd
>>224955964
/cum/ meetup at Illinois is ideal
>>224955798>"chatgpt, make this uggo asian all tiktok beautiful" - stanford university, unironicallyi can't decide whether it's worse to be replaced by someone completely different or still make it into the picture but they decided you were too ugly to stay as-is
>>224956004brian would show up doe
>>224956034Who’s Brian again?
the morbidly obese neighbor bought a zero turn mower for his 1500 sq ft lawn
>>224956076Lawn mowing is the most retarded European tradition ever made
>>224956041gay necromancer that spams porn when he has a melty and he accidently doxxed himself once
>>224956119Don’t worry if he shows up I’ll beat him up
>>224956168he will spray you with pheromones and fuck your butt
Discord weirdos are back
>>224956168Sexually?
going hog wild
>>224956207Didn't you say you ran into a tree yesterday or something
>>224956004On the Kentucky border
it's just a coincidence that everyone who posts here is revealed to be a dysgenic freak
Niggas out here deadass runnin into trees n shiet
I’m 23, my life is over
>>224956235been in the hospital last few days, not from running into a tree
I have been in 3 to 5 car vaccine depending on what you count as an accident
I remember in high school when we referred to smoking weed we'd say "were hitting trees like Sonny Bono" (Bono died in a skiing accident where he ran into a tree)
>>224955762Was she telling them to thank you or shame you? Please clarify.
Cher was so pretty
>>224956269fucker owed me money, he had it coming
>>224956332you're prettier
>>224956332pic unrelated
My creepy vibes made me scare off another girl I tried to talk to at work again :(
>>224956332Your post doesn’t prove that
>>224956385>>224956390Phagets
>>224956388I just don’t initiate conversations with women anymore
>>224953850This is why whites are being replaced
why is texting and driving a tiny fine but being buzzed is mega rape
as a kid i'd pace around outside alone imagining stories, some kids saw me and they said i was talking to trees
>>224956456"Mega rape" huh You'll figure this out when you're older
Business idea: buy a lottery ticket and win
Agnetha > Ch*r
>>224956332
Euro ambulances are so gay
Don’t compare yourself to other people. You have absolutely no idea what’s going on in their lives. That guy your age with the successful career, beautiful house and impressive social life might be deeply unhappy. That person who got married young might secretly regret it. That guy who’s in incredible shape might have an eating disorder. The person travelling the world might be desperately trying to escape their problems. The person who seems to have everything figured out might cry themselves to sleep every night. The millionaire might be lonely. The attractive person might be insecure. The person with thousands of followers might have no real friends. The person with the perfect family might hate going home. You simply cannot know what’s happening behind closed doors. And this is important to remember, because while you’re sitting alone in your bedroom at 2am with no job, no relationship, no money and no idea what you’re doing with your life, there’s a very real possibility that someone else is sitting in their beautiful house with their loving family and fulfilling career wishing they had your freedom.
>>224956463im like that but im a homeless schizophrenic
>>224956456Buzzed or drunk? Depends on the state too. A lot of states are somewhat lenient with first offenses if nobody is hurt
need larping gf, its dire
>>224956520I remember being down real bad one time and fapping to this comic
liked slick
>>224956551the blue is completely different dumb bitch
you better find somebody to love
>>224956503I like Abba, but no.
>>224956313that's the kicker, I didn't actually hear itthe bitchless khv in me is overanalyzing it into the worst case even though I have no reason to think thatI only know because someone else came up to me and was like>wow anon how nice of youand did a smirk emoji @ me
My uncle is gonna kill me >Went to a place he told me to interview at >Guy says he doesn't want to hire me because I am too young and they want managers >Tell him thank you for wasting my time asshole >Kick over a trash can so a server has to clean it >Tell the host to tell her manager to go fuck himself with the longest pipe possible >Tell some people the owner is a douche bag Yeah btw my uncle says he is gonna punch me on the mouth when he sees me again
>>224956537I truly think that even the people who “won” in life live in a perpetual state of dissatisfaction. Schopenhauer was right
>>224956662dick head
>>224956662Based fuck that guy
>>224956662Sounds like they did waste your time if they brought you all the way over there just to say no
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways.One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
>>224956662You wouldn't even be able to work as the guy with a bucket and a mop if you're just going to sperg out whenever anything doesn't go your way
>>224956760*Throws bucket at you*
>>224956662your uncle set you up to fail, buy a 3000 lumen flashlight and blind him when he tries to swing on you
>>224956746one of my favorite classic simpsons jokes. Abe's expression and mannerisms throughout the monologue are great
$50,000 is life changing money
>>224956793I probably need to accumulate something like $800k before I can set my financial plans in motion
What should my powerball numbers be
>>224956746Even when the show started Abe was like 79 or more despite Homer being 36 or 37
if wade would call then everything would be copacetic
>>224956616Just brush it off and keep acting like you normally would with the girl. Base your next steps on her reactions, not anyone else's.t. Also trying to deal with a qt coworker
>>224956840All 1's
How important is foreplayt.virgin
>indians
Another summer in the bucket, you guys got plans for this winter?
>>224956662Based
heart healthy diet
>>224956938just the usual nog + sappy hallmark sloppa. hopefully I can actually go home for christmas instead of toiling but that has a snowball's chance in hell of happeningif the "EL NINO WET WINTER" shit is actually true hopefully I can enjoy the long rainstorms
>>224956662Why wouldn't your retard uncle tell you in advance the guy only wants older people with experience? Fuck your idiot uncle, kick him in the head for wasting your time too.
>>224956938a lot of big logs in the fireplace and the toilet
>>224956977oven pancakes with pork it is
>>224956938Going hunting again. If I don’t get a deer this year I’m hanging myself
>>224957011this but I dont have a fireplace
>>224956662Throw shit in your uncle's mailbox
Got five bucks worth of steak marinating
You aren’t fluent in another language unless you can translate the Navy Seal copypasta
>>224957011post-Christmas dinner shits are always massive spectacles. most plumbing systems are barely capable of handling such punishment. i often consider installing a commercial jet flush toilet to save myself the hassles of plunging.
spinning this at this time
>>224957053
A woman having multiple past partners is one thing. But I don’t think I could love a woman who’s has anal sex
>>224957052where did you find a steak for $5, the cheapest steak at my grocer is $20 and that's for a fatty one.
>>224957077exceptionally effeminate choice
i am so glad i'm not black bros
>>224957113Shit taste.anon
>>224957090LMAO
>>224957107Dollar Tree
>>224957113don’t care
>>224957126
>>224957077hey, that's smoooooooth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-qlqMdblms
>>224957077What genre is this
>>224957135that's probably not beef, and if it is it definitely wasn't inspected or graded
>>224957119You could have been born Serbian
>>224957077I like Sinatras rendition of it at the Sandshttps://youtu.be/9RENLSCvKxI?si=dkVsnF7aZNT--xOZ
>>224957157Does it yacht?
>>224957135ja/ck/! to what do we owe this visit?
>>224957170i was born serbian
>>224957175not really, bossa nova is 60's music and it's pretty traditional in its' instrumentation, it's almost Brazilian jazz folk
>>224957199
>>224957107If you buy it from an actual butcher, you can get better prices on the not so good cuts. But it can't be a hipster millennial butcher, that's very important.
Me af
Fucking hate it when restaurants have retarded names on their menus >yes I would like to order the tootie-frootie ventigranda habibi smoothies please
>>224957323Those kind of look more like a ballsack than tits
>>224957323PLEASE kill yourself
>>224957332That's why you say gimme a numbah twelve sweethaaht
>>224957164bossa nova
AGGGGGHHHG STILL MORE FUCKING TRAINING
>>224957380Chevy Nova?
bussy nova
ill have the nigger smoothie please
Bussy vs gock.Who wins?
>>224956907important/10
I dont wanna go to wooooooooooork
>>224957421Extra semen?
Didn’t 6ix9ine go viral for wearing a Bussy Nigga shirt before he became personally famous
NEW>>224957504
>>224957511I believe that was just you
>>224956793That's just barely enough for me to pay off my credit card debt
>>224957530done him
