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Reasons to Die Edition

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Kinda hard to just self improoov when the world is objectively getting worse
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I fucked up my ankle and now I'm walking like Jackie Chan in Drunken Master when he was doing the form of Immortal Li with the crippled leg
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Trying another batch of pickles because the last one might be a dud. Maybe the water was too warm
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>>224961669
Do the one where you become a girl
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>>224961572
Pretty much everything cultural thing purporting to be very old is from the 1900s or 1800s in reality. There are obviously exceptions but most of what is considered old is newer than people realize.
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People seem to think that if we just get people to start reading books again we can make the population less dumb. And while that may be true to a minor degree, what’s more impactful is that we are more or less forced to communicate all of our ideas through the internets. It doesn’t matter if we read one book or a hundred books a year. If the content of the book is discussed through the internet the message will inevitably be over simplified
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>>224961746
I'm gonna stop the drinking binge tomorrow to read some 80's GRRM, and then I'm gonna borrow Moby Dick to continue my convalescence! I'm gonna be a regular Steve O!
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>>224961804
Read yacht fiction
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Frost advisory
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>>224961746
Most of the people who don't read books were never going to read them anyways, the fact that every other person online is a thirdie just dooms all online discourse from the start.
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>>224961746
Maybe if we like put Shakespeare quotes in the porn...
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>>224961833
here's a pic I made with Grok some months ago portraying HP Lovecraft and Niggerman as yacht rockers
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>>224961893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kToCuYfkGI4
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>>224960417
>>224960435
americans really think this is doing someone
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>>224961509
wise words my nigga
thanks for caring
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>>224961996
wow, I had no idea that existed, this sure is a beautiful old world!
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yacht grok
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anime women mog
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>chicanos are outfucking mexicans

lol
lmao even
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listening to 80's Chicano new age
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check out the cover art, the guy painted it himself!
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>>224962228
That image makes me long for the home country
Oh well. We here now
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I took prep before class because I forgot to take it earlier and ended up falling asleep multiple times. A classmate woke me up to tell me class was over.
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>>224962181
only fresh arrivals, their kids are all chudcels.
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>>224962292
check it out! Reminds me of Mike Judge cartoons a bit
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ah fuck, shoulda taken a screenshot of the stretched google display image, but it's hilarious that the shower curtain has a taco theme!
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i’m truecel and i’m proud i’m truecel and i’m proud
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it's all I can get, but I really enjoy this cartoonish stoner art, this shit is kept in a museum, would you believe it!
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>Customers raged that the move was a “mass disabling event,” with one writing that they hoped the “venue gets firebombed for robbing fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ablists.”
How did libs become like this?
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it's a terrible shame how late in life (worse, never) people find the bliss of true relaxation through quieted thoughts and a still mind. life's menu unfolded, and i'll motion for the waiter when i want him.
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any raped goycattle online?
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>>224962586
"Woker than thou" attitudes destroyed the Left tbqh
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>>224962588
but that's boring!
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>>224962635
only the mellowest west coast grooves are being played here, daddy-o
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corr just incited and procreated the brekkenborgian

content?
tradicional scotch meal
and best yet

microwaved frozen king prawns
air fried chorizo slices
orzo (an italian pasta in the shape of risotto)
red pesto

propa lush dat wun. best had in a while. no vegetables coz ate my veggies erlier: spinach, berlotti beans straight from can, half a tin of baked beans gone out of date november 2025

propa lush dat wun

now wun just hairftae wait on the imminent pooingtonshire-on-trent
such is life's sisyphean cycles
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Had a sweet potato, two eggs, and some Lima beans
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>>224962669
the chorizo they have at Aldi is not to my taste, tho I've heard Mex chorizo is a totally different food
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Bonasera... Bonasera... What have I ever
done to make you treat me so
disrespectfully? Had you come to me in
friendship, then this scum that ruined
your daughter would be suffering this very
day. And that by chance if an honest man
such as yourself should make enemies, then
they would become my enemies. And then
they would fear you.
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oh no, that's at the local French supermarket, it's called E. Leclerc, they sell the craziest foods there. I've bought rabbit terrine and a sashimi crab spread before!
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damn kittingtonshire didnt post

lissenin' to diss gimmick band ak'chamel

like angine de poitrine wiv more band members and slightly more intrestin' sound

similarly dressed in costumes difficult to describe. best description is they look like the flying spaghetti monster type fings in the bowie music video for his song blackstar released just before he died
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i really wish i haven't doxxed myself and my family
the only reason i did it is because i was psychotic
now i'm just neurotic and embarassed
what's the best move for me right now?
should i just leave this board or try to fix things?
i'm really sorry for being a retard guys
btw i somehow gained 2.5kg in 13 days
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similar eastern european and near eastern -typical modal scales to angine poitrine. im tempted to say its basically wun of sem wuns where they directly half way betweeb folk and black metal
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>>224962770
Aren't you the guy that fucks dogs?
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or maybe it shouldnt be called black metal just dat sum of their shrieks and pacing reminds me of dat kinda fing

obvi not as distorted and heavy. but lil bit.
maybe was just a song or two just now dat remind me
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>>224962770
kill yourself luka
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>>224962681
sweet potato is wun of most
overrated carbs imo. like it suddenly became fashionable for sum reason even tho nutritional profile isnt relly different from regular potatos
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>>224962831
have you listened to Alcest? French blackgaze! Yeah! Just how great is it to type out that word? The guy's not half bad either.
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>>224962837
corr gud song by that woman forgot her name

90s

also did a song bout sumwun's diner
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>>224962039
I miss this nonce.
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When are we having the meat fiesta?
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>>224961626
Which plan should I do?
Plan a
>Take out that loan
>Buy 10mm pistol
>Travel to the 2 Places I wanna visit
>Find the pistol and blow my brains out
Plan b
>Travel to the places I wanna go after loan
>Drive off a cliff and die
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>>224962873
Suzanne Vega
also, the diner song was the first song ever put to MP3 cause the creator of the format happened to be listening to it
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>>224962586
I think Ted was right about leftism attracting neurotic personalities.
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>>224962005
>Guy was Canadian
>Blame America anyway
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fink also der use of tremolo is kinda balck metal

but den agen

surf rock is like dat too

yeh diss song lissenin' too now sounds kinda like black metal but wiv folk instruments doin' exotic modal scales
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I have termites in my head
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>>224962770
start thinking before you act and you might not end up a persona non grata everywhere you go. you are the common denominator in your life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVNifKDW6t8
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>>224962893
Why 10mm?
Get a shotgun or dual wield 44 mangum dirty ass hairy guns
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>why are so many dysgenic losers attracted to wealth redistribution?
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I'm like vampires in mirrors, son
You can't see me
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Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world
Like a Colossus, and we petty men
Walk under his huge legs and peep about
To find ourselves dishonorable graves.
Men at some time are masters of their fates.
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
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damn, I should've listened to my friends. One Piece truly is mid. :/
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I want to fart
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>>224962993
Very popular with thirdies
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>>224962860
naw will heftae put it on the list

>>224962906
dont fink dats surprisin' dat leftism is more associated wiv neuroticism

if you are more sensitive to negative stimuli den clearly you are garn be more likely to endorse policies to ameloriate the injustices of society as you are.more sensitive to that negative stimuli

rightists may traditionally be less neurotic and more conscientious imo. more willing to accept compromise and respect drive, persistance, social orser as a response to inevitable societal ills rather den iconoclasticitization

leftists unconscientious and nonconformist. too lazy so would rather destroy whole system
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>>224963009
I wanna try the sabich sandwich!
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>>224963009
>why would a jew just steal someone's culture like that?
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I do not know the man I should avoid
So soon as that spare Cassius. He reads much,
He is a great observer, and he looks
Quite through the deeds of men. He loves no plays,
As thou dost, Antony; he hears no music;
Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort
As if he mocked himself and scorned his spirit
That could be moved to smile at anything.
Such men as he be never at heart’s ease
Whiles they behold a greater than themselves,
And therefore are they very dangerous.
I rather tell thee what is to be feared
Than what I fear; for always I am Caesar.
Come on my right hand, for this ear is deaf,
And tell me truly what thou think’st of him.
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>>224962895
yeah she was not bad.lookin' when younger

video online of her watchin' fugginn forgot his name from fairport convention doin' rendition of vincent black lightning very gud song. she is borderline in tears
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>>224962936
I know that is one of Neige's projects too, but this is too black for me by far
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>>224963065
Too damn black for that ass
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>>224963057
jej
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bros winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfmzXsWH65U
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When your a motherfucking stoner
Your not supposed to get a boner
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>>224962951
I am shooting myself that's why you asshole
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>>224963089
kinda sad that the woman cheated
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>>224963057
$4000 FOR AN $800 LOAN??????
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>>224963077
it's actually a 90's alternative rock sort of song once you really listen to it but with black vocals
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>>224963054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-NmC3KXesg
THIS! one of my favorite hippie britfolk songs of all time
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Thing is I don't know why I should live if I know that I will be nothing but a retard in a group home or just a burden of the state so I want to just cut my losses now. I don't know why people think I am still young you know Alexander the great at my age conquered half the world
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>>224963117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW1qSyJSUm4
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>>224963107
Ok? At least dual wield 10mm or have a 10 in your main hand and a 9mm in your weak handway higher success rate. Shotgun too
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and this song I posted by Richard Thompson could easily be translated into a yacht rock ballad, that would pop!
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>>224963192
So what round or rifle/pistol should I get? I mean I wanna die anyway
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>>224963154
actually mental what he did. cant imagine a 23 year old today leadin' an army into persia

probs my favourite historical figure. loved ancient greek history
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>sitting in college class
>girlberg playing with her hair in the seat across from me
>one of her straps slides down off her shoulder
>neuron activation
>hardest i have ever been in my entire life, unjustifiably so
barely made it out of that class jesus
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My aunt got her cataracts removed and she's wearing an eyepatch now
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>>224963201
Idk I like the 9mm 10mm combo personally but I'm biased since I already have them
I mean, the coolest way would be to put a shotgun barrel in a hole in the wall that would bend it back at you then you would pull the trigger
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>>224963210
Sadly I am not meant to be anything that's why I am giving up I am giving it up on everything. I will never have anything to be happy about or a family.
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>>224963225
I drive a rincoln continental
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My basileios got his cataphracts removed and now Anatolia is called 'Turkey'!
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>>224963006
Let it out baby. You're not with him anymore
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>>224963232
I mean I am just not sure if I should just buy a pistol because it's cheaper and just do it like that I mean I am just giving up in general I want to die peacefully and away from people
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Doggo is possibly adjusting to the running
A 6k didn't leave her exhausted today. She was a little less crazy than usual though
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>>224962964
talk about your bussy addiction
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>>224963278
A gun shot isn't really peaceful
It would probably be nicer to get a nice high on opiates and then give yourself a turbo load of mixed depressants. You could probably be saved though
Blood thinners and gunshot is a pretty good bet
Hypothetically speaking of course because suicide is le bad or something
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Thoughts on Synthetic Man?
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Popped into the bookstore and purchased volume 1 of the Frieren manga
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>>224963328
I am saving this thank you anon I am so sad that I couldn't be anything I am just a disappointment as a son and man. I am cutting my loss
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>>224963348
>reason 1: the aura is unfettered ass
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>>224963335
he looks ex-Yugoslavian
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>>224963356
Don't do that lol (saving it) it would be funny if you actually go through with it and I get busted for something though. Not for me, but on a cosmic level
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>>224963336
clocking asf behavior
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>>224963336
jasonesque
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>>224963348
>reason 2: they don't play elevator music when at sea
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>>224963385
I mean look I failed so much already I hope I can at least go through with this. I mean I hate my life and I think I am beyound saving
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Redditjeet is proof that the average Canadian poster can always strive to be worse
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>>224963385
>give suicide instructions and advice
>but noooooo don't like, USE that advice haha
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>>224963409
I can't tell him apart from the average leafbro
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Jeet means victory
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Should I just post my face since I am dying anyway I don't plan on being anything
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>>224963408
I feel like there has to be some sort of extenuating circumstance or something right?
Usually 100% ineptitude and self awareness usually don't go together. You'd be a rare bird
Do you have some fine motor skill issue or are you daydreaming? How do you fuck everything up
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I just looked up the values of some sports cards I have, I got nauseous doing it, but yet happy
some stuff I've had forever or got cheap and in trades, the prices have gone crazy
the sports cards in my closet are worth 2X my house
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You ever try Banana sushi? Da bih gah
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>>224963459
stream your suicide
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State Drink
>Milk
State Food
>Pecan
State Tree
>Pine

It seems that whilst my blood may be English, my heart is with Arkansas
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why do indians even have a word for "victory"
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>>224963459
>I am dying anyway
what?
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>>224963475
you put wasabi on a banana?
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>>224963465
I don't know but it takes me a solid 3 times to get good at something
When ever i am watched I become a idiot
I have almost no brains
I am slow learner
I also have a grating personality
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>>224963459
fly to england and take out mousepedo when you do it.
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fucking cunt fuck shit faggot bitch fuck FUCK
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how the fuck did I get a zit on the inside of my nose
god damn it hurts
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Omg mommy made me ravioli and texas toast garlic bread. Epic for the win?
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>>224963544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkNsNKgSvAY
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>>224963544
Stub your toe?
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total victory over toilet wtiches, they will never trick me into entering their den of evil
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>>224963459
Bro you are spiraling right now smoke a cig and take a walk
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in dis house we eat ganool, nawt baba ghanoush, gabeesh?
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>>224963573
no just hate my stupid faggot chungus fuck life and the 21st century
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Lil bitch ass nigga *pops you with that jab jab cross combo* lil hoe *spits on you*
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>>224963459
https://voca.ro/1O806pAsyBvS
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>>224963625
I am still planning on that loan than suicide I am not sure how but I wanna die
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>>224963668
That little nigga needs some dick.
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When will gas go down
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>>224963668
it's always this image huh
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>>224963707
2 more weeks
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How can I tell if a girl is actually interested in me and not just humoring my feeble attempt to rizz her up?
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>>224963640
>the 21st century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-D-fn-Z04w
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>>224963718
She takes some initiative
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>>224963718
my unironic answer is body language
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>>224963718
involuntarily smiles when in your presence
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>>224963718
She lets you grab her by the pusy
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>>224963697
That is rather dank
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>>224962586
Wut
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>>224963700
look into sodium nitrite (sn) there are some good threads/guides for it on sanctionedsuicide I can give you when I get home
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How do I get really fat?
It is way harder than fatshits make it look
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>>224963752
I disagree.
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Killing yourself is a bitch move, especially if you live in the US.
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>>224963792
you gotta leave the appolinic for the dionysiac
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>>224963793
its true. its what >>224963744 said too.
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>>224963459
We're all dying bro.
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I don't know why killing yourself is looked down upon, it's not like you chose to be born.
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>>224963813
urkelkin are so hideous
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gn mah nigs
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Can we stop talking about suicide and start talking about futanari cockvore?
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>>224963792
You basically have to be eating/drinking highly calorie-dense food all day. Coffee in the morning? Nope has to be a 800 calorie frappucino. Sandwich for lunch? Better be hundreds of calories for the sauces alone along with a pound of doritos.
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retard gockposter
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>>224963841
bix nood
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>>224963848
rest in power, my brotha
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>>224963858
What? That guy is gay
Futanari isn't gay
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>>224963820
Because all creatures operating normally have a drive to not kill themselves even in the worst situations. Suicidal ideations and more are all signs of serious brain dysfunction
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>>224963849
Alright I'll make an exception, this nigga should kill himself
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>>224963881
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>>224963752
Elaborate.

>>224963752
How can you tell a polite voluntary versus involuntary smile?
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US treasuries reached a 19 year high
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The terminally unfunny woke jews at Netflix have made a documentary on Norm MacDonald and they're going to tell YOU why he's funny (as if you didn't already know).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIBNCBAzBos
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>>224963903
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>>224963937
this is norm's 9/11
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Orangeman really stepped in it with this Iran shit, this one he can't weasel out of.
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i can't believe orange man forced israel to start this war by bombing an all girl's school.
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My life would be improved if I had a cool jacket and shoes.
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Hopefully, the Orange Man Will Bomb Mexico City
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>>224963973
whenever I read that word I get reminded o' the troubles back on aul' Erin's oyle, ahhhhh, me lads
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it beats me why i even come here
it's almost like i have some fetish for erotic online humiliating
i think i hate myself deep down
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>>224964007
child sacrifice to moloch
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>>224963937
i didnt even know he was sick!
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>>224964031
what?
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>>224964019
autumn is here
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>Mexico’s fertility rate falls to around 1.2 children per woman
Why aren't beaners having kids?
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In warhammer 40k, 1000 psychers are sacrificed every day to keep the empire of man running.

In 2026 USA, 3000 children a day are killed for the petty convenience of women.
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>>224964056
what?
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>>224964031
you're making it weird lil bro
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>>224964031
You openly brag about killing dogs with broken glass, go fuck yourself faggot. Go step on a landmine.
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>>224964031
shut the fuck up you ugly worthless bestialic retard
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>>224964064
Those are some big boots.
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>>224964079
DEAD BABIES CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES
DEAD BABIES CAN'T TAKE THINGS OFF THE SHELF!
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Why are all the non-cum flags schizophrenic retards? That Bulgarian was normal, so was the Icelander, but they both left.
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>>224963713
I haven't posted it in months probably
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I'm gonna quit drinking and start doing heroin instead
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>>224964150
Because why would you go to this board out of all the boards, just to go to the general where Americans and Canadians (basically everywhere on the internet) are talking? It's so ridiculous only an insane schizo retard would go (unless you're from Iceland ofc)
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phwoaar would absolutely luv to inseminate nina kravitz
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you can't afford a heroin hobby
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>>224964186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGUYUPYfcps
So please hear my voice when I'm caaaling
I'm sending my message to you
GIVE ME THE NIGHTTIME
CAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT TIME FOR LO-VING YOU!
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our intelligence is a curse, not a blessing. i would've been happier as a mid-level monkey than a human.
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>>224962586
covid revealed a level of insanity i thought had gone extinct
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>>224963009
my favorite is shakshuka,sabih and hamin but there are many other great israeli dishes i dont see here
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painkillers got me feeling so chill
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>>224964250
condemns the Talmud
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If my dad can do it so can I
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only gud british pm recent years?

gordon brown

scotch born n bred
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>>224963215
<3
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>>224964079
a lot more than 1000 people die a day in the imperium. on huge hive worlds more than that die per hour even outside of war.
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>>224963881
but if brain dysfunction is normal den what is normal?
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>>224964268
mexican cuisine seems nice but i dont think it can hold a candle to israeli cuisine
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>>224964267
You're entering your opiate addiction era
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Having a mental breakdown must feel good in a way
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>>224964311
So what? that's not relevant.
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>>224964328
It's you
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>>224964228
nah reckon ya would wannae be some kinda bird. opportunist and scavenger maybe
like a big vulture wiv no natural preedators
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>>224964338
i can assure you it does not
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>>224964338
lol no
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>>224964318
only 100% pure, unfettered war
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>>224964338
You feel like a complete retard afterwards
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>When threatened, vultures use foul-smelling defensive vomiting. Their highly acidic stomach contents act as an irritant if it gets into an attacker's face or eyes, while also lightening their body weight for a quick escape.

>Vultures defecate on their own legs to cool down and sanitize their feet after walking through carrion

propa phwoarrin'
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>>224964338
Catharsis* is the sensation you're thinking of
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>>224964384
spiritually indian bird
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>>224964372
me bottom left
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>>224964405
Vultures are nature’s custodians so they are the opposite of Indians
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>sick as a dog last night
>don't think I actually even slept as much as dozed in and out for hours on end
>only faintly remember just thinking of the same few things over and over
>somehow managed to get up and go to work
>feel physically exhausted but absolutely terrified I won't be able to sleep again
fucks me up how I used to think staying up as long as possible was cool as a kid, now I fear a lack of sleep so dearly
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would also inseminate unauna&kitt

wun of dem not dat attractive but big tits innit makes up for it
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>>224964342
is it?
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i got hard in my college class too but i didnt look at chicks or anything i was just sleepy and delirious off of prep and sleep deprivation
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>>224964421
tbf defecating on your own legs to cool down and santize your feet is very indian-coded
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Is it worth to forget my law degree and drop the path of a corporate office slave to become a hookah lounge master? Seems like a nice n chill work.
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>>224964437
everything is terrible now. even if you don't physically feel sick or mentally feel broken, you look at the world around you and realize it's irreversibly busted and continues to decay.

not even sleep brings me solace anymore. if i manage to get more than 4 hours it's riddled with nightmares.
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>>224964474
One time a girl came to class without a bra and my dick got so fucking ragingly hard, and I had to stand up for something too
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almost october but its still warm out. whats up with that?
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>>224964504
You touch yourself too much
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>>224964490
sounds like a u problem bro no offense
I love my life sans being sick atm
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>>224964453
techno fucking sucks! where's my funky bassist?
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>>224964459
How good are escorts in Israel?
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>>224964504
october wants to jumpscare you
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my morning woods are so powerful that they wake me up in the night.
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>>224964489
Sure if you want to be a poor bum your whole life
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Jacksonville Florida
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Booting up the 'puter.
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Hug me now. I SAID NOW
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My job blocked Kiwifarms on the work WiFi. But not 4chan doe
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>>224964591
JOHN OTTO!
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What did I do to deserve this
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>>224964504
Jews
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I'm so cheeky and vexing tee hee
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>>224964490
things have always been bad circles have controlled the world since the defeat of napoleon
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Play it again Johnny guitar
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I still don't know what kiwifarms or sharty are and quite frankly I don't care to find out
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>>224964489
borat?
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>>224964671
one who gazes at Cobes for too long becomes a Gothic King
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>>224964671
>kiwifarms
stalkers

>sharty
trans schizos
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I don't care anymore I wish I could be anything but a retard in a group home
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My mom used to say that the happiest people in this world were the schizophrenic homeless people who run through the streets because nothing bothers them
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I don't get wet, more so that I party hard
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>>224964837
exberg is like this but he still needed daily validation
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Can USies and Canadians still meme out their politicians without getting fined or jailed? Mexicans from now on CAN'T.
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Police officer
>you're under arrest!
female negroid
>no I'm not!

guess how it goes, every fucking time
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I need relief
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Today was welfare Wednesday and I already only have less than a hundred bucks left.
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>>224964894
Laws in Mexico are just a dead letter, if I feel like it, I can make ugly memes and post them
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>>224964903
not even urkelkin deserve pigs
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Could Mario beat Kirby if he had all his powerups at his disposal
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>>224964922
they deserve lead pills
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>>224964922
most retarded post in this thread
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>>224964926
yes.
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>>224964647
Canadian twinks be like: "Buddy, you can't just be goin' around sayin' our butts smell like pumpkin spice waffles >.< that is so strange and rude~!!"
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>>224964926
no. kirby is an eldritch abomination that can beat gods.
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I used to be in love with this girl named Nancy Fitch
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if that bitch doesnt abort im gonna abort her
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Nancy Snitch and we're in a 1970's cop thriller
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>>224964975
if you were a little darker id enthusiastically let you eat my ass
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>>224964918
I want to have steamy hot sex with latino twinks
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Twink butt literally just smells like skin and maybe sweat if he's clean
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>>224964918
>if I feel like it, I can make ugly memes and post them
Please do, everyone should.

Who the fuck those narco-commies think they are?
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>>224965034
I'm like Furio, but darker-skinned. Do you want to have sex with that?
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No hurricanes
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Decent deal I think
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>>224965121
I can't wait for that old donkey-fucker to die and his party to die out, half of its members are already working for the CIA, lol
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for me, it's pork ribs
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>>224965132
we carry the flame
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Wouldn't It Be Nice
You Still Believe In Me
Sloop John B
That's Not Me
Don't Talk
Let's Go Away For A While
God Only Knows

Pet Sounds
Waiting For The Day
Here Today
I Know There's An Answer
I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
Caroline, No


Rush And A Push
I Started Something
Death of a Disco Dancer
Unhappy Birthday
Last Night I Dreamed That Somebody Loved Me

Girlfriend In A Coma
Paint A Vulgar Picture
Stop Me If You Think You Heard This One Before
Death At One's Elbow
I Won't Share You
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvlGcDDANqo
Hidden Negroes: A Pop History of the Night
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When I say slavery you say sorry
Slavery
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>>224965021
Why darker?
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>>224965170
should have sent those niggers back on a leaky boat
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fink Caroline, No is wun of most beautiful pop songs written

fink has to be favorite Beach Boys SONG
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>>224965131
for you
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>>224965195
Um, Caroline, I just can't unpack all of these microaggressions right now, sweetie?! Could we maybe not go there, hun?
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.
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Guys I think I'm gay
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>>224965125
how hard is it to not be gay for one single second? he'd still be alive if he had any self control at all.
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>>224965183
race fetishism
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>>224965237
>futa
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Last night I want sweating and convulsing. Think it's time to stop drinking
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>>224965131
'member when they said global warming was gonna cause more hurricanes even though The Science™ never even actually said that?
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ducati puta
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>>224965274
Smoke weed brah
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>>224965281
No
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>>224965274
How much do you usually drink?
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Wasted entire day award
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Ayo, don't call me by my slave name, call me King Allah
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>>224964504
It's surprisingly cool here in Chicago. I was expecting it to stay warm well into October.
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Still hot here in Florida….
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>>224965402
What should I expect in Pensacola. I'm stopping there for a few days.
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>>224965439
Idk brotha
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>>224965439
penis & cola
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>>224965147
Don't give that old fag the easy way out, let it become Trump's bitch, like Maduro.
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>>224965221
do you have spouse? what does your ideal woman look like?
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>>224965464
That would be funny.
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>>224965472
Fat but not unshapely
sort of a Willendorf Venus, if you will
because while I'm not small, I'm pretty effete
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Caroline please kill me
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new >>224965537
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