happy 50th birthday edish
>>224964771Good edition
*gets a pint from the bar*ahh cheers lad many happy returns
>>224964771Nice edition:)
what is blud doing its midnight
Imagine being desired tho would be nice init
Shhh he's sleeping>>224964811
>>224964797Dropping the old chemtrails onto Manchester (adjusted for wind)
>>224964758i do get along with my siblings but we don't share much in common. it's always been this way where we care about each other but not even really know or talk to each other for no reason at all
When did you stop being a meek twat and finally accept that you are surrounded by disgusting goycattle and that you ARE simply just better than the vast majority of them in nearly every way?
not actually 50stitched you lot right up haha
>>224964797is that a vagina
>>224964805Oof, stop doing that to yourself.
>>224964824why would you do that to me?im your friend
>>224964821when I got my first full time job lol
>>224964821When I self-linked these dubs>>224964844
Turned 900 just 5 minutes ago
orchestra conductor listens to the moonlight sonata for the first time
>love it when prole gimps whine about it all. pay the ticket carmongs
>>224964805women are attracted to attractive men yeah?
>>224964820Good. You can always redefine that relationship. Ask them for advice. Offer to spend time with them. Stuff like that.
We await reparations
>>224964824little scamp you are
fucking freak your life is over>>224964877
>>224964847Smelly fucking french fry
>>224964877
reptigrations
>>224964848Hang on a minute
>>224964850Forklift operator reacts to gay porn parody of Pirates of the Carribean
>>224964754You are an enemy of freedomPublic transport is a symbol of communismPoor people cramped into a tiny space with no autonomy over the direction of travel, forced to share that space with disgusting smelly people they hate, and the service is slow and inefficient because the transport company has a monopoly on the area
just literally sharted in my boxers, trusted a somewhat worrying feeling fart and I projectile sprayed and some is on the kitchens floor ffs
>>224964899Sounds like something that can wait until morning x
your life is actually fine and can only get better>>224964913
>>224964895>Public transport is a symbol of communismActually a characteristic of second industrial revolution, where the state, after 2 world wars, decided to take up the cost of labour reproduction.
Feel awfulI should stop trooning out
Supper. Got to get my calories in otherwise I'm just wasting time in the gym. The moisture from the beans helps the bread go down easier.
night ladsdont kill yourself yeah
>>224964899
>>224964695It's gonna sound like the most retarded ever thing ever but one day with no reason when I was around 14-15 I completely shut off stopped going outside stopped going to school stopped speaking to family and friends doing anything really. No amount of drugs, drink, anti depressants, exercise, mental health workers or anything ever helped. Then 15 years had passed and now I feel zero connection to anyone even my family.
>>224964899Stupid gay mihaibait
>>224964930night lad
>>224964932ktim ktim ktim
>>224964924how troonified are you
>>224964955starting to get breast growth now
>>224964899happened to me the otherweek when i gave myself mild food poisoning, did a fart that felt wrong put my hand down there and sure enough liquid poo
Haven’t a clue what “labour reproduction” is supposed to mean
just found out Jacob Rees mogg is a larper his granddad was a used car salesman lmao
vibing to Kenny Thomas
>>224964965get them out
>>224964984>.<
just had an overwhelmingly strong deja vu from the posts above
>>224964932It's the society we live in. Do you worry? Do you have something in your mind?
You will get a GF in 2026>>224964999
>>224964999happy for you
>>224964999whoa
>>224964974A labour force needs to be maintained. You work, you go home, you rest and feed and are ready for work the next day.
Today is also my birthday lads
Kemi Badenoch just came out saying the Tories would ban people who claim bennies from buying alcohol, cigarettes, or gambling.Evil bastards who want to prevent for poorest from having any fun or hope. Not that they'll ever win another election.
>>224964999trips of truth
>>2249649992027 is my year lol
>>224964999hi x
>>224964999NOICEA new one of which I am not ashamed?
>>224964999finally someone got it. now will you stop posting random numbers like a bunch of mongs?
>>224965015oh yeah are you also 50 years old. im not stupid enough to fall for it twice
>>224964983sex music kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Uo11F8y-Y
Kemi just got her big black arse out and started signing jungle tunes
>>224965014can you just piss off back to your own general now, getting sick of you
>>224965047shes ratchet af
the english aren't known for their hospitality
sex musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y
>>224965061scream
>>224965014that's life nigga
>>224964994I exist in a perpetual state of regret and sadness about my past and massive anxiety and dread about my future, with a voice getting louder and louder as every year passes saying "A big sleep sounds fucking smashing."
>>224965014Public transport is paid for by the fares no?
>>224965074black frank sinatra be like
>>224965080>>224965061>>224964973not a fan of this gimmick
>>224965080went to school with this lad
>>224965089s
im chickenim chicken im chicken im chicken im chickenmods ban vadikus and samme1g, permaban
>>224965089sc
>>224965089wotan howl
I'd want to have sex one day...
>>224965089loooool
>>224965089screaming
>>224965089scnjkregn
Anti-Communism is a form of vulgar socialism as it seeks, primarily, its moral mandate from supposedly representing the demos and it 'liberty' (often left undefined), establishes a narrative of cultural and intellectual elites who deliberately seek to destroy essential institutions (these often going undefended) and further accuses these intellectuals of daring to have a tradition that may not be immediately legible to the man on the street so therefore it is mere jargon (guess the average scientific paper is just jargon then), and finally it speaks to a nefarious partnership between government and business but with the painfully naive belief that business and government can be comfortably delineated under the current relations of production. What is posited is a pure form of capitalism enacted by a kind of yeomanry of entrepreneurs that all behave in ethically selfish ways without stepping on anyone else's toes, a utopia ultimately.Anti-Communism is synonymous with the death of intellect and by extension humanity, Communism is the real movement of humanity through the trials of civilization.
>>224965092it destroys you every day
>>224964771This girl off The Responder needs to be in more things
>>224965116didnt read any of this
>>224965116ok
>>224965089not funny
black woman sex
>>224965124would like to stick my cock down her throat and squirt hot cum directly into her stomachif you get me
>>224965124looks like jude bellingham>oh I bet they all look the same to you don't they rorkeno she really does
>>224965135the many replies i got suggest otherwise
nth for the gyaldem
>>224965116read all that
>>224965124looks like ozzy osbourne
poowong
must be a rule or something for hentai artists that can draw amazing assholes to be into scat
That's me tucked in with my Eiderdown quilt and mattress temperature set nice and toasty
>>224965182ok
everytime i see a pretty woman with a sizeable bottom i imagine her bouncing on a bbc :/you've all done this to mewill never forgive you
>>224965197asf
>>224965197grow up ffs
Looks like all the good posts have dried up so I'm off to bed. I leave you with this.>>224965222
>>224965197you've been mindblacked
Might go to maccies for the 3rd day in a row
>>224965190youve got to understand how much of an arse ache it is to be wanking furiously to the most amazingly drawn assholes only for the next picture to have a giant poo slide out
>>224965197you need to get a clue
>>224965218would you FUCK OFF
>>224965224you'll do nothing
>>224965226no i dont have to understand
>>224965224big fat lad
It is genuinely fucking astounding how thick people are, just saw a reel of Paul Mccartney talking about the Beatles in the mid 80s after being asked about them and one of the comments was some dumb boomer ranting about how paul needs to shut up about the beatles despite the things I've just said being immediately evident.There are people whose eyes and ears just do not take in information properly and I fucking despise.
>>224964932Was really for no reason whatsoever? And as sudden as you make it sound?
Someone added me on discord then removed me after I said hello to them
>>224965236scream completely disarmed that runt
>>224965254name field is above lad
>>224965259sc
>>224965271s
Aquaplaning my car into the next cyclist lance armstrong larper I come across if I see a puddle
>>224965271I'm a healthy weight actually thank you
>>224965259bro thinks hes ian
>>224965224chugged 3 mountain dews in 3 days, can only drink 1 more bottle in the next 3 or 4 weeks. don't want the diabetes
>>224965259They weren't ready for the awesome power of... Ian
listening to the beetles
>>224965257Honestly yes with many mental health workers I've tried to get to the root to address it and never turned anything up just that I don't to live anymore. It could be the case that I've simply forgotten the reason but would I really have felt this way for so long if it was something that one could just forget.
>>224965297yer da (right) getting a picture taken with the barman after 8 pints of guinness
Gothic Rock band called Fields of Nephilim that is all dark and mysterious but when their singer was asked why his voice is so dark and scratchy he said its because a fish finger burnt his throat when he was a kid and it made me keklikely the juxtaposition of his image and the story you see
Adolf Hitler was approximately 5 feet 9 inches (175 cm) tall.
>>224965304>Mountain Dewsalright mr 90s, have a Virgin Cola next
>>224965297Mr Beast looks like he's dying for a shit
>>224965335brown looks like hes dying to sniff it
>>224965255yeah comments sections anywhere on the web are awfulabsolute worst is anything football related
>>224965259He said goodbye when you said hello
>>224965297this man has cex physiognomy, he is not supposed to be famous
>8 pints of guinnessfar too much had 6 pints last week and was vomiting profusely
Ian's favourite song is I just came to say hello
young Mariah Carey doesn't get enough credit for how gorgeous and shaggable she was
>>224965363Are you East Asian or a woman or something?
>>224965366too upbeat for our ian that one
>>224965363I once made the mistake of mixing spag bol with many cans of Guinness. The vomit was dark.
>>224965366Adele helloBeatles hello goodbyeErmMartin solvieg hello
>>224964932lad i don't think you should top yourself in any case but why would you bring a rope to your family christmas, you want to do it in front of them? you want them to find your corpse? it doesn't sound like you truly don't care about anything if you're considering taking a rope to hang yourself with to your family christmas with 5 siblings, their partners, and their childrenit sounds like you want them to care
brother once rented a place with his mates and my dad went over to visit and said it was the worst shithole of a house he'd ever seendining room floor didn't have a square inch that didn't have an empty can thereelectricity wasn't on when he was thereand there was a plate with pizza on with maggots on it near my brothers mates bed
>>224965363After 6 pints? I can comfortably drink twice that in one sesh, and squeeze in a bottle of cabernet sauvignon* after that.*quite stylish
>>224965420>cabernet sauvignona whit?
>>224965297mr beast dressed crisphe definitely doesn't dress himself
>>224965418ah the proverbial shag pad
We are the gay pirates!Where has all the rum gone!? Where has all the cum gone!?
once had 10 pints of ruby mild from an old medieval pub and it was the most drunk id ever beenended up lying down in a field near the pub on my belly just puking and puking and puking dark liquid sickhad bad heart palpitations when i got back home and thought i was going to die until my dad said i was likely completely depleted and dehydrated and gave me a lucozade he keeps in the fridgefelt immediately bettercan't even smell ruby mild now without heaving
>>224965429It's a full-bodied red.
>>224965297Why do you guys have such big ears?
>>224965418something kino about living like this with the boysevery now and then you all do a big tidy then immediately start letting it turn back into a sty
have you ever been pissed on beforeomg yum,
>>224965462a bookmark is a bit much
>>224965478your attitude is a bit much, amigo
>>224965463barman should have stopped serving you at some point surely, unless other people were getting you drinks which is also irresponsible on their part
>>224965462the spark was youth
mad that my fave childhood memory is an event I completely forgot about and only remember cause a childhood friend I met up spontaneously recollected the story
>>224965463Dads Emergency Lucozade(Replace if you take it)
can't drink glens anymore because I threw up so badly off it before
>>224965410I said I would bring it on a hike with me mate incase I worked up the courage which I probably wouldn't. I would never put something like that upon my family. The one desire I have is to go die in a wooded area or something and decompose before anyone would ever find me.
>>224965490have a word mate no one's ever died overdosing on ruby mild
I was basically the maid when I rented a shag pad with the lads, felt emasculated somewhat but I just simply cannot live in a filthy dwelling.Used to help me get birds though, my mates admitted to the women we'd take back that it was entirely due to me why our place was so fresh and clean and they always liked that
>>224965483that's him done
drank so much cum at the gay bar once i pukeddidnt stop me drinking cum tho. luv the stuff
>>224965377corr she was sexy in dat music video for dat song. cant rember name. quite recebt
>>224965490I don't really show outwards signs of being drunk until I start vomiting, in their defense.
touch my body is the sonphwoar woulda eviscerated dat asshole like no tomorrow
the plan?get back into OSRS and play through October then play wow forever when that releasesbosh
>>224965524>>224965524>>224965524New
>>224965504i misunderstoodin any case, doing it at christmas is sick, your family have to think of that every year
>>224965499Pure gut rot that
>>224965483bomba
>>224965540It's just vile, even seeing the label makes me gip now
>>224965019Still, the thought lingers as a warning regardless of party
im the big gay poo hog god
oh he desperate
>>224965532could never get into runescape, even though i like the aesthetic, find it comfy, and enjoy the first hour or two of a fresh account, the actual gameplay when you get into it doesn't appeal at all
For me it's sweet and sour pot noodle. Drank probably 5 litres of white lightning or frosty jacks and had a sweet and sour pot noodle. Threw it up and the puke was all noodles. Those pot noodles already taste like vomit anyway so it's an easy connection to make once you've had it come back up.
>>224965077You need to learn to quell that voice. Move away from it.>>224965078Yeah and? They didn't leave you to walk or ride a donkey back home.
>>224965536> your family have to think of that every yearNot that I think anyone would really care asides my mother, you've got a point.
>>224965565voice of an angel
>>224965509bet they dressed you in a maid outfit too you poof
>>224965534Your post number is how many times janny is going to stab you for posting that
>>224965574Don't know what half of these words mean
>>224965574my mate projectile vomited frosty jacks all over my bedroom wall and bedcovers when we were teenagers and had just started drinking
TED x brit --- ideas worth sharing.
>>224965574have also done a noodle vomit myself, not pleasant
been building a gunpla model all night I now have a glass of water filled with plastic shavings, dont really want to throw it down the sink or toilet and add micro plastics to the water supply
>>224965602sc
>>224965623neck it
>>224965631s
screamo
disgusting posts
Drinking rum x
>>224965587Janny doesn't care about anything anymore
I love you all
Pooey poo bum
>>224965623couple pieces of kitchen roll in the sink pour water slowly over it water goes through tissue plastics stay on it throw tissue in bin
>>224965676<3
me and my mate were discussing music and the topic happened to come on to grindcore (where we essentially said that despite our enjoyment of some forms of metal we can't really get into stuff like that), nan was in the back seat (we were all going on holiday) and for some reason became very intrigued about how a music style could be called grindcore, asked if she was sure and she said yes so I put Prowler in the Yard by Pig Destroyer on for a few seconds.She had the same facial expression that a kid does the moment he finds out he'd going to die, obviously couldn't believe something like that existed.Her idea of harsh music was ac/dc (she calls that bloody noise lol), she didn't talk for about an hour after that.
>>224965646dont think thats a good idea>>224965684on it
>>224965676u too x
>>224965562it requires autism and the free spiritedness of youth to be able to get into it
>>224965676in what kind of way?
>>224965676
I'm going to take my medicationI'm going to stop spamming tranniesI'm going to stop trooning outI'm going to get better
>>224965706feel the need to say i've never done this i just reckon it'd work if you have a sufficiently thick wad of tissue in there
Ethnically British, spiritually American
>>224965718
Nobody likes me and I'm a weird retarded faggot that should be killed
>>224965718>I'm going to take my medication>I'm going to stop trooning outpick one
>>224965718don't forget to dress well
>>224965726and sexually gay
>>224965726spiritually black
>>224965733Okay well my medication stops me from trooning out usually lolIt's like the one barrier to trooning
Anyone wanna bum me?
>>224965732kinda killing the vibe rn.. can you take this to /cum/ and let us enjoy ourselves?
>>224965726clinically obese
>>224965747Sorry xoxo
>>224965718>>224965738And whatever you do, wear sunscreen
>>224965720well whoever drinks those bits of plastic just know that it came from a really cool looking plastic robot toy
>>224965758don't listen to him. he should be in bed like a good boy.
>>224965744yes
Rancid hole
>>224965734thought this was going to end in the kissing black fellas
trying to sleep and screaming into my pillow thinking about that vocaroo
is there any reason why state assisted suicide shouldn't be legal for anyone who desires it?
Injecting fucking molten lava into my bollocks
>>224965779sorry to disappoint you
wheezing out my nose laugh
https://voca.ro/16L2Z7SL1srV
Blood spurting out my willy
>>224965789canada is expanding maid to the mentally ill soon
>>224965811>expanding maidrorke explaining his niche fetish
>>224965766kek did it work at all?
>>224965825seemed to work fine desu rinsed the cup a few times and chucked those bits of water outside
bradley ` Wolsh`
>>224965836ants are gonna make their own mini gundam
The ChaseBradley Wolsh
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokesthe desire, but it takes away the performance.Therefore much drink may be said to be anequivocator with lechery. It makes him, and itmars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; itpersuades him and disheartens him; makes himstand to and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocateshim in a sleep and, giving him the lie, leaveshim.
there's a tiger having a heart attack in my hotel room
nyt x
God please fuck me harder yes yes I'm gonna cum aaaaaarrghh
>>224965869na night x
>>224965739>>224965740>>224965752None of the above
Freddie Mercury was a Zoroastrian
>>224965873grow up
>>224965885little known fact he was also gay
Rorke walking slowed + reverb + explosion in background
They gayest poo of your lifetime
>>224965824s
You're such a comfortable liar
>>224965869nighto
Need to sniff Emma Watson’s female poots.
I bought several Oktoberfestbiers
Queen Elizabeth hot ai memes
even had it on camera (wasn't me)
Rorke listening to Tool and opening his third eye
In a lot of ways doing a big poo is just like giving birth
Too old for /brit/ now desuJust don't find it funny anymore
opening up my brown eye
>>224966024black and white are all rorke sees
I should've been an eccentric genius detective like in the murder mystery novels of the late 19th /early 20th century
asmongold is our plato
Asmongold is a retard and a grifterThere's not a single political streamer I trust
I am a Man of Leisure
>>224966073For me I should have been a young farmer called up by a local lord to beef up the numbers to his army and be the first person to take an arrow to the heart in battle and die face first in the mud.
>>224966044see you tomorrow
Hi.Really shitty day today honestly.I can't stop thinking about bad stuff from my childhood.
just got back from my court hearing for my drug driving charge, judgeberg gave me an absolute slap on the wrist, a small fine and 2 months licence suspension. didn't even record the convictiongoing to celebrate by doing drugs
>>224966118come here, sweetie xx
>>224966153Hey, glad you're here :)
>>224966138Cheeky drive later?
>>224966138Sounds like you're really winning in life chap
its over
>>224966222ancient image
>>224966138treat yourself m8 you earned it
>>224966216When did the world start treating random twitter posts as credible sources, 2020 right?
>>224966281ww3 monitor is a trusted source and has called several happenings
Quorn
sassy
>>224966296steve lookner is my trusted source
Quorn poo screaming
>>224966336for me its the canadian prepper
>>224966168totalled my car during the incident in question so no can do haha x
wobbly bum
mumberg's still pissy about me being rude to her like a week ago and is sulking passive aggressively and asking for an apology even though i already apologised at the time. why are women like thiw
>>224966386ok
>>224966386smack her up
New>>224966434
