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decided to try Jack in the Box for first time ladsmy food looks like my penis, small and pathetic
I'm on a crusade against New Zealand. No other country has more American-hating posters on this site than New Zealand. What the fuck is their problem?
Will probably drink 2 more drinks as long as no one ITT gots a problem with that
Cassius clay is a cooler name than muhammad ali
>>224965593
>>224965610Every time we mistake them for Australians, they become 0.001% more powerful.Once they reach full power, they will bring The End Times.
>>224965641It's not Muslim enough for him
>>224965641he was a proud black man never had his feat in no clay, is my interpretation of that, cause it is a cool-sounding name
Our response?
i am an ugly freak and therefore a pox on this beautiful sublime world
>>224965679Whose side are you on
>>224965677big pimpin
>>224965677hack the world!
>>224965537What's the best suicide method
We must do what’s right
>>224965757Eating too many sushi
>management announced return to office for everyone except management
>>224965757define best. leaving a lasting impression, clean looking death, painless etc
Slow cooking beef ribs for 3 and a half hours
>>224965757You can’t beat a good hanging imo
>>224965814there is one single American BBQ spot in Ljubljana, Slovenia. Here is what they offer.
ever heard of Slavjank? That was it! Slovenian BBQ, folks, wubbalubbadubdub!
>>224965696what are my options
>>224965843There's no good bbq outside of the south US
>>224965757Snake bites... or just walking off into the ocean is pretty kino
bank level in thief 2 is kicking my ass
>>224965899
please grant me eternal rest
>>224965862it looks very yummy
What comes to mind when you read these words?OrganicVermontFair tradeOrganic
>>224965906kiss my ass
>>224965929Reddit
>>224965929Cherry Garcia
>>224965929a volvo
Did you know an Italian invented the telephone?
>>224965757Make a noose with piano wire and glue your hands to the side of your head. Jump off a small vuilding and whoever finds you will think you pulled your own head off
i'm a 30yo manchild
>Organic>Vermont>Fair trade>Organic
>>224965757shotgun
If you think it’s easy being one of the ugliest humans alive then you’re wrong
any oldfags know about ifeelmyself?
>>224965960Speak.
>>224965976i want to play cry of fear but its too scary
Rob Ford wasa crack addict he just smoked it casually while partying
>>224966002Play the coop mode
>>224966005why are you obsessed with 'robe
>>224966005He's not Scandinavian?!?
>>224966009Wasn't*
>>224965974That's some fetishistic crap, isn't it?
>>224966009we're missing out on pm ford kino
>>224966015i dont have friends
>>224966009Smoking some crack now and again isn't even bad really. How can something that feels that good be bad?
there should be laughter after painthere should be sunshine after rain
One time My dad said I can’t do anything right because I accidentally dropped a McDonald’s French fry
>>224966064Good on you proving him wrong
>>224966051I don't work for a living, I get along alright without!I don't toil all day, simply because I'm not built that way!Some people work for love, they say it's all sunshine & gain,But if I can't have sunshine without any work, I'd sooner stop out in the rain!
>Yo baby let me take ya to Margie's candies for a sundae and then after that we can take my Cadillac up to Uptown to the lake and have some Italian prosecco on the harbor
>>224966064Something similar happened to me once, but it was because I didn't go to a local office to file some documents that I didn't even know existed.
>>224966064If you can't even eat a freedom fry right you really shouldn't try to kill yourself. You'll fuck it up and be a rollergimp with a disfigured face
>>224965794Sounds like you've got lots of time to steal office supplies and finger your perverted russian coworker in the room behind the fax machine where the door locks from the inside and no one goes because it's just old files from the 1990s and a broken fridge they won't throw out for some reason.
My dad beat me for 3 hours while trying to teach me how to tie my shoes and I still didn’t learn
I wish I still had Bob Davenport & the Boldon Banjos' Pal of my Cradle Days, that is a rousing slice of early 20th century working class British entertainment as interpreted by an especially expressive 1960's folk singer and accompanied by a traditional men's club music ensemble.
>>224966128They say some learn through repetition
>>224966128was he teaching you bunny ears or the rabbit runs around the tree method?
>>224966106
>>224966128That's pretty easy though I can see why he was frustrated
Hmmm....
>>224966176
>>224966186It is easier for them to worship their god in sewage tunnels below the groundQueerest thing
mom got hot cheeto puffs
>>224966186Mystery men with hats are back
A lot of Haitians seem to know Spanish
>>224966005decent fucking human being award
I once watched a pretty fun 00's low budget horror movie called Mulberry Street where New Yorkers start turning into rat zombies
>>224966231No shit they share an island with the DR where they've been illegally crossing the border for decades
>>224966231those are dominicans
>>224966250same thing
>>224966250The Dominican government unironically disagrees with you
For me it's Yomi.
watching turkey toms video about chris handsome
>>224966214
>>224965757.44 magnum to the head, in front of tons of random people
>>224965757Eating McDonald's everyday for every meal for a decade
>>224966300a .38 revolver while listening to bjork is most ideal
Get capn crunch out of here. I'm a cereal rapist
>>224966310Eating McDonald's but it's called McGool coz da mob has taken over the US and the capital is now in North Caldwell, NJ
Imagine an Italian guy named Paulie. How tall is he?
I'm the ugliest freakazoid here.
>>2249663725'7.5", but he tells people he's 5'10".
>>224966372Hes very fat and pretends to be in the mafia
>da mob
>>224966372that's a trick question cause you used a diminutive, and also Tony Sirico wasn't tall
>>224966300Dwyerpilled
>>224966388the tit flop is so quick I had to watch it for a while to really take it in
listening to asmr and touching my penisnow this is quite the treat
boobs!!!!!!!!!
Mamdani’s doing a great job
>>224966407shhhh
>>224966429
>>224966439does Mamdani eat slop with his bare hands too?
>>224966453Unironically yes.
>>224966407He actually is, he also exposed the previous governments for hiding the truth about the health effects from the debris from 9/11
>>224966453everyone knows floor soup is the best when eaten with your hands! Do you think Jeets have tables or chairs in their hovels at home?
Just ordered Chinee foo. 4x order of sesame chicken & 2x order of chow mein noodle, lah
*is best
Sometimes I eat the can of nuts with my hand
>>224966489Sometimes even without your hands
I used to eat hamburgers with fork and knife well into my 20's
>>224966476speak a lil chinee for em derek
corr wondrin' if make melted cheese sandwich in air fryer gud idea or will just make a mess
>>224966513PHWOOOAAARRR NUTTIN BEATS A MELTED CHEESE SARNIE
I do something I don't like I hate myself. I do something you don't like that's your problem.
>>224966513I bought a discounted George Foreman grill for like $25, only to find the Rostfrei Aldi was better than the foul plastic pollution of it!
I am sick of the disgusting fat slobs I see on campus every day. I am sick of the tattoos I see on campus every day. I am sick of the mystery meat mutts I see every day. I am sick of living around ugliness. Today I was walking through a building at my university and there was an Asian girl exchange student playing Chopin on a public piano. I almost broke down and cried because it reminded me of how beautiful the world could be, but isn’t.
>>224966476fer me?THE KING POO CHICKEN
*Aldi optionIT'S METAL! And it has a wider grilling surface. Mic drop!
>>224966537You are chud incarnate
>>224966537>tattoosWho cares?
>>224966537corr lissenin to chopin now
hello sirs
>>224966571Hey man, that coast you've got over there, it sure offers certain economic opportunities! I haven't been enthused about a venture since I has some Good Air!
>>224966571hi, tubby
We need a 4 day work week
>>224966509Why is that jeet wearing a black metal T-shirt while eating shit & rice off the ground?
west of the rockies, you're on the air
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani has passed a $28 billion housing plan, secured $1.2 billion for universal child care, and delivered rent freezes on regulated apartments since taking office in January 2026
>>224966607Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>224966009so????
when did gay sex become cool again
>>224966537>I almost broke down and cried>almostpussy. Real men break down and cry uncontrollably in front of women you like.
LOL WHAT THE FUCKhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790183352108152.webm
>>224966628And this is my problem because?
>>224966628thats antisemitic, that money was promised to israel 3000 years ago
Nigger
>>224966661Its not a problem
>>224966659Drone strike?
>>224966620LAY DOWN YOUR SOVLTO THE GODS ROCK N ROLLUHHHH UHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHBLLACKK METAAAAALBLACK METALLLLL
>>224966669Ok it affects me how?
>>224966676It doesn't affect you, not everything is about you
all y'all niggaz never played Mystic Towers, shiet
>>224966672looks like the big guy who enters late chucked some grenades into the room
>>224966628what has he done for incels?nothing.
>>224966659This happened years ago. A guy hates a town so much that he comes in and throws a few stun grenades inside
>ex FWB is trying to set me up with her friendShe’s Latina though, and she has the phenotype of abuela on her face. I can see it already coming through. Also she’s short. Really this is basically my ticket out of being single again but I don’t think I’m going to take it I’m just going to keep my head down, focus on school and paint miniatures until a more suitable woman appears.
How do you safely withdraw from alcohol
>>224966703A bunch of incels got their rent frozen
>>224966689how the hell did you know that I'm a black man?
I was raped for years by my local priest while watching veggie tales
>>224966710Many such cases. Killdozer, the IRS plane guy, townhall grenade man. Legends in their own right.
>>224966685Why are you writing to me then?
>>224966721find another addiction
>>224966672https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keretsky_grenade_incidentukranian city councilman who was against the council voting to raise its own salary.
>>224966730
>>224966727Sounds like he showed your tail a veggie or two. ::eggplant emoji::
>>224966721Are you even drinking enough to need to taper?Switch to nips instead of full bottle, get a set amount per day and try to taper down over 2 or 3 weeks
>>224966727The police report said it was a 60 year old Jewish man
>>224966725I had a dream!
3 guys 1 hammer was in Ukraine tooShould NOT have watched that video when I was 13
>>224966715My personal rule is that if you can imagine a young woman as a grandma, then your brain decided that the girl is ugly.
Codeine is the best drug to abuse. Feels amazing and you can go on a week long bender and then your withdrawals are having a runny nose and feeling kinda shitty for 1 day (still way better than a hangover)
>>224966754Latinas have a hard trigger to turn into goblinasIt is fun to contemplate what a truly attractive woman might look like in old age
Democratic socialists might be the future in the US
>>224966722you can't be an incel in nyc.
>>224966771you absolutely can wtf are you talking about. nonsense post.
CARY will be delivering my food this evening :]
>>224966759I have mistook the 90s bands Codeine and Morphine before...at least the latter had a saxman, which is very encouraging for a 90's rock band!
>>224966754Yes I think she’s also overweight, which combined with short is a bad mix. On the plus side she has a very strong jaw (good for children). But I don’t think a strong jaw is enough to offset height, especially for male children. I told my ex FWB to find out how religious she is. If she’s a practicing Catholic I will give her a chance and go on a date. If she’s a cultural Christian then I’m out
>>224966777You can practice your Chinese with him!
>>224966764The problem with democratic socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money
>>224965537Since I failed the cna course and roofing should I bother with an apprenticeship because I am generally worthless and willing to learn but I am kind of too old to be an apprentice
>>224966795Thats so clever, I never heard that one before
>>224966777whatcha get?
>>224966761Yeah I have a hard time imagining how a beautiful girl will look when she's old. No idea why.>>224966784>On the plus side she has a very strong jaw (good for children)lol
>>224966759>A dose-dependent neuronal degeneration in the hippocampus and cerebral cortex, with higher doses causing severe neurodegeneration, was demonstrated. Liver histology revealed inflammatory infiltration, fatty degeneration, and hepatocyte necrosis in codeine-treated groups. Despite comparable histological injury at both durations, a statistically significant increase in body weight was observed at 28 days.
endless plain buds
Just succeeded my CNA course. Feeling really good about the future. I'm only 21 too so I have my whole future ahead of me. If I was 23 right now I would probably kill myself within 24 hours.
>>224966807My buddy got an apprenticeship over 30 and is doing well
>>224966810They had the 3 item box two-for-one, so I got double sesame chicken + chow mein (times two).
>>224966824party on, wayne
>>224966824Source. I bet it was mixed with paracetamol.
>>224966832Word, bro. I just got my life insurance license, myself.
>>224966837yummers! enjoy
>>224966843>This study investigated the histopathological effects of codeine on brain and liver tissues in 24 adult albino rats. The rats were divided into four groups: a control group and three experimental groups that received oral codeine at 5 mg/kg, 10 mg/kg, and 20 mg/kg for 14 and 28 days. At each time point, animals were sacrificed, and histological examination of the brain (hippocampus and cerebral cortex) and liver was performed using hematoxylin and eosin staining.It was on rats
>>224966777He just misspelled Camry
>>224966832Would you kys within 12 hours if you were 24 years old?
>>224966854Oh. Well I’ll keep the rats away from my codeine then
#LegalizeMeth
My only regret in life is not coming out of the closet when I was 14
thank god rats have the gene that makes codeine rot their brains into mushy goop but we dont because otherwise that would make codeine abuse really dumb
Extremely depressed all of the sudden for no reason
>>224966836I am just very old and honestly just don't have friends I don't socialize because I feel like a loser and pretty boring only thing interesting I did was >Drugs For some reason my coworker thought it was funny to give me drugs to see how an autistic mind would react. I loved lad and cocaine >Work stories I once worked at a golf course and was given hush money not a lot but a little bit 3000 dollars to hide an affair >Travel stories I been on every city in the north east corridor and I also have a mountain of knowledge on each metro in that area >I love history I have autism for history and languages I was taught Spanish from a drug Mexican and French from a Canadian who gave me advice on sex
>>224966872I lost a bet a fake came out in front of my class in junior yearEveryone called me fagballs until graduation
beat the bank level
I don’t have classes next Wednesday because it’s a day for reconciling truthfully with natives or some shit. I’m going to smoke weed and play video games in honor of aboriginal struggles.
>>224966884this but I know the reasons and it started a long time ago
>>224966893>fagballs LOL
>>224966872why
I read every blogpost. I appreciate every blogpost. I would never ever rape a blogposter ever.
>>224966899That's what Chief Drinkum Lysol would have wantedhttps://youtu.be/-mUwbXpupUQ
>>224965757Livestreamed habbenig
>>224966884My mom was diagnosed with severed Vitamin D deficiency, so the doctor gave her a bottle of super-strength 50,000 IU Vitamin D pills (a regular supplement is 2000-5000 IU).Mom felt suddenly really depressed and anxious a day later, and read online that super high Vitamin D doses cause depression and anxiety. I took the vit d pill to test it out and yeah a day later, I started thinking about death and I was afraid of dying for no reason.
>>224965757Elaborate homemade mechanism
Just threw up in my mouth.
THE GRINCHIN A MASKHOLDING A GUN
schrodingers feminist: a woman who simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. then she chooses which state benefits her the most.
>>224966947That will pair nicely with my KD IPA
>>224966906In my case, it's because I peaked in high school. Multiple girls used to ask me out and confess to me all the time, so I thought I was hot shit (and I was). I had a really dumb ego and I got a kick out of saying no and treating girls like shit. That dick attitude continued onto college.Anyway long story short I'm currently a 29 year old virgin.
>>224966947Which leaf bro is mailing me a case tho?
>>224966962A fedora wouldn't say that, he'd be whiteknighting against the blackpilled chud who said that
>>224966980Mr. fedora expert over here
>>224966912I never had any aspirations
>>224966987Fedoras are going extinct online, we should all be studying them before they are replaced by Thirdworldus jeeticus
>>224966980fedoras evolved into blackpilled chuds
>>224967005Some of them definitely trooned out into those horrific balding specimens with 5 o'clock shadow
we can be the lesbians we've always wanted to be
>>224966995I remember my friend wore a trilby in high school, and I thought it was really odd. He was my buddy so I didn't point and laugh at him, but cmon man.
>>224966974I had the opposite: basically invisible during highschool, but college was a total glow up.
>tfw
>>224966883when they give rats drugs its often at much higher doses den human normally takes but fink these fings haopen in humans to. they found deez on kurt cobains body, liver and brain necrosis from giant amount of morphine in the blood. diss is actually medical evidence that kurt cobain was dead before he was shot in the headkurt cobain died of a massive heroin overdoseand sumwun else shot him in the head afterwards and cleaned up the scenesum people finkdiss meanskurt cobain was murdered
New Yorker cartoon
>>224967044This pwned Americhuds
Now if I ain't not amiss here, I would opine this room reeks strongly not only of tobacco, but of a particular plant that one may find in the Indies, both East and Weyust!
some retarded drunk jeet rubbed his car against my truck in a parking lot. THIS IS FUCKING AMERICA GOD DAMNIT FUCK THESE ESL MIGGERS. I should 've fucking curb stomped that fucking faggot
>>224967044cow tools? What does that mean?
this slovenia bot is actually tedious
>>224967052yep, you're amiss.
girls of /cum/ what is your opinion on mustaches?
>>224967044umm we have canada geese all year round
>>224967085I live in Brooklyn, and every single man with a mustache was gay. I'm not even kidding
thoughts on women peeing?
>>224967065It's stream of conscious style gibberish but at least he's benign. We have way way worse foreign flags in this general.
>>224967111Gross
>>224967111Can't be lettin' yo' bitch do that. A real sigma controls his woman.
>>224967085looks sexy but only on indian men
>>224967111sounds gross
Holy kino
>>224967131I love this guy
is this considered white in your state/province?
>>224967065Still, he has sparked some joy in me with his postsI will be referring to many inappropriate things as being yacht in the coming years
>>224967113the egyptian bot was worse, i'll admit.>>224967162based Breenposter
my peanut butter cookies REALLY puffed up in the oven and now they're HUGE.
>>224967200you're welcome
>>224967108youre not a girl bitch
2-3 page paper on democracy due today at midnight and im only 1.5 pages in.
>>224967210I'm just saying, if you're in Brooklyn and you happen to have a mustache, don't act surprised if another man with a mustache hits on you.
A lot of kids nowadays are seriously uncoolWe need to get them into smoking
ed sheeran freaking sucks dude. free palestine. for real.
>>224967211don't you kids use AI these days? you lazy punks can't even bother to use AI?Fucking kids these days..
>outbid by $1NIGGER
>>224967232I'm one of the 7 watching
how do tismos deal with temper tantrums?
>>224967221They wear them as friction stripsWhen your really trying to get into an ass but it keeps wiggling around the improved grip from the stage is the best you can do staying natty and no props
Should I try wrestling, boxing, Muay Thai, or Judo?
>never quite liked Palestine. Was always more of a Jordan kinda guy innit
>>224967211ezpz desu1/4 of the page is the heading
>>224967065I'm afraid I can't let you post that, Dave
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFFEVERY MOTHER FUCKING EXIT
>>224967200shove them up your ass
>>224967248huh?
>>224967275that's what they do before nukes go off
do not look into the owen red light situation, the future is more bleak than you could possibly imagine. society has completely failed gen z, multiculturalism is a crime against humanitylike a great man once said, our young generation is clearly lost man
>>224967251judo and wrestling are probably the least brain damaging options
Goodfellas is my favorite gangster movie
>>224967267Nooo
>>224967251oil wrestling (with me)
>>224967282The mustache helps keep their mouth planted on their partners anus during rowdy analingus by offering additional friction
i'd like to take this moment to get something off my chest that i've been bottling up for a long time.i agree with the current liberal social consensus.
>>224967293That single take tracking shot going into the nightclub is KINO
>>224967304why not politely ask the dude to keep his asshole still?
>>224967293for me it's the departed
>rejected for the job>group interviewer and opponent candidates for job were femalestraight up sexism. not even joking or anything, the interviewer woman barely even acknowledged me during the group interview. fuck them anyway, bunk ass job.
>>224967307watliberalism is a spectrum
>>224967308for me it's the part where the tiny midget dies
>>224967307Post themehttps://youtu.be/pBkHHoOIIn8
>>224967316Some power bottoms can generate a lot of force from a receptive position All bets are off in the throes of passion
Just moved to Calgary. What do?
>youtuber does face reveal>they're ugly and makes me not want to watch anymore
>>224967334power bottoms are gay
>>224967335Get drunk I reckon
>>224967335Hang yourself idk
>>224967332That Joe Pesci death is kino too, you're right
everything is a spectrum, we can all be special
SAAAAAAAAM
I hand out Newport platinums to eight graders. It builds character
The Godfather will always be my favourite
>>224967335the zoo there in calgary is awesome.
>>224967365based team fortress 2 reference
OPINIONS AH LIKE NOO YAWKAS: THEY'RE WALKIN EAH!
>>224967375?
fucking waste of gasoline motherfucker, i should've stayed in my room scratching my fat fucking nuts.
If I ever see one of you frogposting faggots irl I will make direct eye contact with you and talk in a loud angry voice. Your week will be ruined
Netflix is making Aslan voiced by Meryl Streep and look like David Bowie in their rendition of Narnia.
>>224967373The direction, atmosphere, and filmography is timeless, but the actual story was kind of a bore.
>>224967393FUCKING TRY ME YOU FUCING JEET IMMA CHIMP OUT ON YOU NIGGA YOU AINT SHIT
>>224967386idk
>>224967396>but the actual story was kind of a bore.4 u
>>224967393/int/ is a pro-frogposting board
>>224967393Dude if you did that I am at the point where I would escalate a little bit and hope you wouldn't escalate back physically but id roll the dice and just see what happens if you did
>>224967399
>>224967395I guess it's either something like that or big cgi lion again.
Nearly spilt coffee on my book but the great YHWH diverted the droplets
>pepe the frog posting in 2016+10
>>224967421YourHileageWayHary
>>224967411I'm american so if I feel threatened...
>>224967421What boo, lah?
My balls are gay but my dick is straight.
>>224967395>Literally Jesus in another form>they are still doing the genderswap humiliation ritualWhy are Jews so unrelentingly evil?
>>224967425pepe dropped "the frog" from his name 10 years ago.
>>224967432Stephen King's Christine
>>224967365jeeesus weeept ACK!
>>224967420>>224967434Jews hate Jesus, this is nothing new
>>224967435now it's "the cat"
Jesus is depicted somewhat feminine looking in the Italian paintings
>>224967443jews hate beauty, happiness and life in general
>>224967443Greta Gerwig is soooo jewish ur so right bestie proud of you <3>>224967437
>>224967443You'd think they'd tone it down for a while considering recent events, but no they just can't resist
haha i love those little frogs
>>224967413OO OO OO O AAAAAAAAAAAA OOO OAAAAAAAAAAAAA OA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
>>224967454Oops forgot to reply to that second post. I guess we all got smoked somethin jewish today fresh from the delicatessen bagel deputy bagel
>>224967449Yeah I always found the giant nipples in Italian renaissance paintings of Jesus a bit weird
Jerked off twice in one night
>>224967454>Mark Gordon>Amy Pascal>Vincent Sieber-Smith>Every single one of the producers is Jewish except Gerwig3/4 ain't bad
>>224967463Weeee lookatim go
>>224967460Is that a composite image of George W Bush, Obama and Joe Biden?
>>224967466I actually did have a bagel for lunch today
>>224967435
Business idea; earlylifeapedia and we ask for 3 dollars every few months
>>224967483Nice bagels are good. I like a good Jewish deli they're good at that shit.
>>224967395>Black guy as the first Human king of Narnia (he's supposed to be a White English guy)Netflix, not even once
>>224967496>>224967496>>224967496>>224967496
I only watch Netflix for some of the anime they have on there
