After a VERY heated argument with my mom I decided to go on a walk
>>224966520Hit up the shopping mall. Lets see if I can fetch something to eat in this shithole
>>224966520nice
Fetched that goyslop
>>224966533I agree with your posts, but this one is slightly interesting. A little unnecessary this time.
>>224966561Dino nuggets and coxinhas?
>>224966561looks good nigga
you can walk at night in Brazil without getting mugged?!?!?!
While I was eating my mom sent me this. I think this bitch think Im retarded and dont know what misoginy is. For context. I told her that even tho she is older than me, this doesnt mean shit because every woman acts like a child when things dont go their ways
Cozzy
This is what the buffet looks like
>>224966613I forgot to said this is an all you can eat buffet. R$ 34,90 per person. The food is cheap but they salt the living hell out of it, so you order a drink and your bill goes to like R$50,00. Unfortunelly for them. I can eat without needing a drink no woories
>>224966597based mom, put the little brat in his place
I then marched to this small tobaco store. I needed to buy some filters
>>224966646correction needed?
Time to leave
>>224966675Outside the mall, back in the streets again
I prefer to walk throuh here, instead of sidewalk because is safer and more linear.
Para de tirar foto de gente aleatória seu retardado
Look. My favorite baker. I used to go there a lot with my grandma. To buy dessert for family dinners, specifically during christmas.
>>224966734Forgot pic
Lets take a look inside :)
>>224966633Ha! I know places like these, I always carry an huge water bottle in my pBag and I simply go to the toilet to drink from it
>>224966762We are in. I love going into a bakery during the cold days. Its currently 11C so it feels very cozy inside. The smell is amazing. Might be a traumatic thing for the workers tho. Working inside bakeries here is very stressful. But at this time of the night. The movement is very slow and the workers act nicier
>>224966768I used to do that to anon. They baned this up soon after I did it once. Now there is a slogan saying its prohibed to go in with your drinks lol
>>224966783These are so of the pastries they sell
>>224966814Here are so more delicacies. Im a independent baker and I sell pastries via delivery app. I bake cheesecakes, cookies, brownies, strawberries tarts, banoffe pies and also blueberry pie. I also know how to bake cakes to. I suck at decorating, however. I have a deep apreciation for this workers, they turn sugary goods into work of art
>>224966842And will you look at that. Cheesecakes. My favorite dessert, the one that make me leave doomerism and start my own business. We have pistachio cheesecake. I still nee to learn how to bake this one
>>224966581Theese are cheese balls... I know what youre thinking lol
Got that italian bread. I asked the lady if she could cut in slices for me, she did. Such a sweetheart. Its R$15,50 the bread
>>224966666This. It's what we're all thinking.
>>224966613I think she likes you
>>224966590leftypol will really think this
>>224966520LONDRINA
Going home now
Im liking ur incelwalk manitokeep it goingwhatver zone in brazil u r from doesnt look like a shithole to me so far
Almost at home
>>224966927i think it's São Bernardo do Campo>>224966862should have grabbed a quindim down there, it's a brazilian sweet.
It's impossible to incelwalk here because it's dangerous.
There she is... my mom. Doesnt greet me, doesnt aknoledge my arrival, dont even say anything. Just watching her tv show and pretending Im not here. Well Im going to give her her own medicine and do the same. She always argues with me, whenever Im using the kitchen to work. She ALWAYS find small reasons to start arguments >Oh my god this place is all dirty upNo shit bitch I work with pastries what the fuck you expect. I always clean when Im finished anyway>Uh why are you doing like this? Its in the recipe>OH MY GAAW YOU DIDNT CLEANED THE DISHES??Im doing the dough bitch let me do first then I clean it>Hey one of the drawers is openOk I will close it >DO IT NOWBitch
>>224966561Are those chicken nuggies?
>>224966520>After a VERY heated argument with my momTOP KEK
>>224966992Forgot the fucking pic again. Im so fucking pissed. I will lose years of my life because of the stress my parents cause me. Anyway... there she is
>>224966992respect your mom dude.it's in the bible.
>>224966547The closest Bola de Madre to this mall appears to be 10 miles away. How long of an incelwalk are you taking?
>>224966998Yes, you can have as many as you want
>>224967015Retard. Shits its like 100 meters away from the mall.
>>224966942Good that u walk buddeh. A walk outside always refresh the mind no matter what the deal is. What is the temperature out at ur place?
>>224967034Jewgle didn't show me that
Here I am, back in my room
>>224967048Glad that its clean but it need more decor on the walls
>>224967048This is where I shitpost
>>224967048What do your parents do for work
>>224967071>Raid at his deskLol.Thirdies need to learn that dressing up a facade doesn't negate the rot and infestation.
>>224967071
>>224966520>These ugly campaign bannersHate this time of the year >>224966547Where I live malls close at 22:00
>>224967077My dad is a entrepreneur. My mom work with her mom in a real state agency. I am also an entrepreneur. I sell baked good via delivery apps and also via instagram and whatsapp
>>224966597So you threw a tantrum?
Thank you all for participating in this thread, intanons. Wish you the best. Now if you excuse me I have to go on a walk with my dog. Hopefully I wont be mugged and killed
>>224966957Really? Thats the least tasteful dessert. Shit taste like eggs. Tarts and cheesecake are the real deal
>>224967174See you later, don't forget to apologize to mom.
>>224967217if it tastes like egg, then it was poorly made.
>>224967174sovlful walkdon't get killed or mugged zilbro
>>224967217Cheesecake is disgusting.
>>224967099Depends. I used raid mainly to kill mosquitoes that curse me every summer
>>224967331Holy moly how can you say that?Cheesecakes are delicious. Best cake ever
>>224966992This is literally just a mom thing.You unironically sound a little unhinged Joãozinho.
>>224967071>this is where i ask for crumbs of attention
>brazilians an go out at 10pm, with their smartphones on their hands recording all the way through the walk and not get robbed and raped, and they still claim to be third world
>>224967368OP is a baathist
>>224967391I heard in smaller towns it's much niceror op could be living in a gated community/rich area
>>224967364too heavy on the stomach. italians make a cheesecake with ricotta thats a bit better
>>224967174why would you censor your eyes but leave a picture of yourself when you were a kid>>224967071
>>224967409>smaller townshe is posting from the Sao Paulo metropolitan area, it's not so dangerous, i often go out at night as well.
>>224967446Ive been there and there was NOBODY walking there, even during the day, and everyone told me to take an Uber even if it's close
I know every street and corner in my neighborhoood. I have walked them while my drunk dad sat at home smoking weed and stuff. One time it was raining hard and i was in a park and just yelled THOOOORRRR!!!!!! 3am
>>224967174cute. wanna be my bf???
>>224967467i just avoid very dark and remote streets, and prefer avenues, like OP did
>>224967476based, people can do that here in the countryside
>>224967510prolly dangerous at certain brazil parts, i've been to favelas in colombia and had an armed guard with pistol in front and behind
Eat some shrooms and listen to this while incelwalking.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bHvk2hQXoY
>>224966520God the world looks so soulless with all these white lights
>>224967331Kys
>>224967409My town isnt small. It has like 800.000 people in it
>>224966597>Timmes have they momma lecture them on misogyny and feminist discourse when they act upKwab
>>224967174incel chuds look like THIS??
>>224967664I have a clear divide in my memory from when everything looked orange to when everything started looking white. I never got used to it either
>>224967664The light makes you innadwordly see experience moods. A warm glow will make you chill, while a strong white light will stress and make you aware.
>>224966597>he showed his own mom his power level
>>224966561>feijão tropeirowhy do you post this stuff anon, and make me hungry?
I am currently watching The Last Kingdom. Pretty cool show
>>224967898
>>224967116Here it closes at 22:00 to
>61 posts, 64.4% of threadrange ban them nownot even Indians are this bad
>>224967701Yeah. I wasnt always an incel… but time passed I stoped seeing women… been 3 years
>>224967934Keep posting bros, he's absolutely mad
>>224967934Bro whats your problem? Fucking hell stop being obssessed with us.
>>224967934>posting police is hereThe board is his nowYou never see this spic spamming any other flag's threads
Hey OP thanks for sharing your incelwalk. I was in Brazil last year and it brought back fond memories. I loved Brazil it was so comfy. My favorite place was Sao Sebastiao in SP on the coast, so peaceful and hardly any tourists.
>>224966520your mom is correct
>>224968015Hey anon I loooooooove São Sebastião. Literally my favorite city to. I go there since I was literally 1 year old. I like to surf there a lot. All ftiend I have was mad ein there. Its a magical place. Heres a picture of Maresias
>>224967416I thought all cheesecakes were made with ricotta
Are they really?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1i1IcFJISE
>>224967932Sucks living in tiny ass towns
>>224968085Eles sao feito com cream cheese. O de ricotta ers muito comum a mil e tantos anos atrás, na época do império bizantino
>>224968066I stayed by the praia do arrastao, it was so beautiful. Ilhabela was also cool, I took a taxi there to the cachoeiras then walked back to the ferry through the town. So many good memories. I don't think many foreign tourists go to this area, it seems like most were domestic tourists which I enjoyed.Are there any other cool places you'd recommend on the coast of SP?
>>224968085American-style cheesecakes are made with Philadelphia cram cheese. I don't like those. My mom does
>>224968121A good chunck of my family currently lives in Ilhabela. I spent 2025 news years eve in there. My grandpa has a hotel called Feiticeira Praia Hotel. Pay us a visit if you ever come here again :)
feel i scared you of, either by my edgy shit or cringe autism
>>224966520>>224966597>>224966992Apologize to your mom, retard. Why would you have an incel chimp out with your own mother? She won't be around forever. If she bothers you too much when you are working on the kitchen explain that you will clean everything after finishing and tell her that her nagging stresses you out. If you explain this like a normal person she will understand
>>224966597Based, you put that foid in her place.
>>224968121Yeees. You should visit Serra da Mantiqueira. Its a very cozy mountainous region. But they arent high enough to be arid. They are covered by very beautiful jungle. You should visit a town called São Francisco Xavier. Its ver comfy and safe. Lots of beuatiful hiking and waterfalls. Coldest water I ever felt touching my body lol
>>224968244After the 100th time I explained it start to annoy me anon.
>>224968292Explain it with a patient and conciliatory tone. Tell her that you feel sorry for losing your temper but her repeated questions stress you too much on top of your already stressful [mention situation that she can believe and won't judge you for it, like your job or something going on in your life]. She will probably feel guilty and will stop. Do I really need to teach you this?
>>224967035Sorru anon. Its about 10C
>>224966992>>Hey one of the drawers is open>Ok I will close it>>DO IT NOWmy wife goes nuts when I leave a drawer open even for like 20sec think she's autistic
>>224967174Cute. Be sure to pat your dog's head and scratch behind his ears.
>>224967174How do I get brasilian bf.
>>224968405>mention situation that she can believe and won't judge you for it, like your job or something going on in your life]. ShInteresting advice I'll tryNot op btw
>>224967174>this handsome Chad who admits to having sex and lives in Brazil, the country of zero (0) suffering, thinks he's an incelStolen valor
>>224967467You stayed in some shit neighborhood, maybe.I commonly walked at night too when I lived there.
>>224966547Av. Kennedy, 700 - Jardim do Mar, São Bernardo do Campo - SP, 09726-253
>>224966520'zilians don't sufferstop the LARP
>>224966613i fucking love this resturant, its so sad im moving out im gonna miss it
>>224968164If I had the chance to see a view like that in person, it would cure my depression instantly.
>>224969284Why you don't come to Brazil?I have a room for you if you want
>>224969284>lives 500km away from ItalyLarper
>>224966597>I told her that even tho she is older than me, this doesnt mean shit because every woman acts like a child when things dont go their waysProfoundly retarded
>>224966656>disrespectful to his mother>while living in HER house>tobacco smokerYou are a grade A loser.
>>224967071>>224967048>>224966942brazil is more firstie than shartvia apparently
good thread anão
>>224966520my main hobby is talking to homeless people, that includes incelwalking in the streets of Paris.Id rather get shitfaced with my hobos than with my friendspicrel was a good night of incelwalking
Always enjoy incelwalking threads, it gives a peek into real living circumstances of other cunts
>>224967174You haven't incelwalked a single time in your life.
>>224967174You're brazilian, go get some pussy mynigga
>>224966597>he actually revealed his power levellel, you're not suppose to reveal it, now you're fucked o algo
>>224966520what did you argue about
>>224967174I thought you were slipbicha until you posted your room GRIM
>>224966597Aryan Beast
>>224966597>every woman acts like a child when things dont go their ways>leaves the scene in a bout of anger after being scolded by mommytop lel
>>224966862Are you the anon that posts about his cheesecake business on /ck/?
>>224968132She probably does a havy cheesecake then. Mines are not like that. They are often comolimented on how light they feel in the stomach
>>224968231What ?
>>224968405I do not like treating her as my therapist
>>224969031Inwill mever have a girlfriend like this
>>224969830Thanks I appreciate that
>>224970047I cant… Its hard for me to approach
>>224966597brahmin mindset
>>224973024>Im chilling doing my pastries in the kitchen (job that I trully love) >I always try my best to keep the kitchen clean and keep my shit organised. Instead of leaving all the used utensils to be clean by the end of my shift, I prefer to go cleaning each utensil as I finish using it.>mom eventually arrives midshift. I havent finished cleaning everything yet> I sometimes leave a small trail behind. >She notices me and call menout about it.>Ok nothing wrong with that>she keeps dragging it and dragging it and dragging it about it>30 minutes goes by and she still doesnt shut the fuck up>I eventually get pissed>she start screaming and throw tantrums>I leave the kitchen>she screamss and calls me the moment I reach my room>go back downstairs>now Im even more pissed>We crash
>>224975181Yup. Thats me. How are you doing! Im also the guy who posted that failed blueberry pie thread
>>224975415And where its your father in all of this
>>224969147I really loved it to. Shame the drinks are expensive. Are tou from São Bernardo to? Where are you moving to anon?
>>224975525He is traveling with friends. Normally she would be fighting him, but he not here so she fight me
>>224975446I'm good, how's the business going? I always thought doing something like that would be fun, but then I got roped into making wedding cake for like 100 people for a friend's wedding this summer and it was really stressful
Why is this thread still up. The incel work is supposed to stop
>>224966597I'm not the oldest anon but I have interacted with a lot of women in my life. I love my wife, my mom, my sister, my cousins, grandmothers, aunts, etc. I have worked with women, for women, and women have worked for me. I am friends with women. I went to college with women. Worked on projects with women. Overall, I have had (guessing) thousands upon thousands of both passive and intimate interactions with women.That being said, I can conclude without any doubt whatsoever that women are inferior both physically and intellectually to men in every measurable way. If you want to be successful in interacting with women it is best to treat them like children. This is not just for romantic relationships but any interaction you have with them.In my experience, women don’t desire responsibility in any genuine way, especially long-term. That is actually okay because they really aren’t supposed to. Provision and responsiblity are attributes for men. Women that pretend to be resposible (i.e. “girl boss” or women CEOs) pursue these endeavors because they hate men (they want to “prove” something)Look at what happens when women accumulate resources.What happens when you give a ten year old $20? They spend it right away! They spend it on something frivolous with no thought or regard about their future or how to enrich the lives of the people around them."Her money is her money and my money is her money"Men on the other hand work and provision resources to share with the family. Women do not do this. They would rather buy a new pair of shoes or handbag than fix up the family car or home maintenance - "that's what his money is for"Want to be more successful with women? Treat and speak to them like children! Once I realized this, all my anxiety to approach and interact with women went out the window. They WANT to be treated like a child because they are as emotionally mature as one
>>224966597
Instead of ending it that way why don't you hug her, then start kissing. It may go ever further which will solve your incel problem too. Everything gone from bad to pure bliss
>>224975894kill yourself
>>224975930Have I been rude to you at all?
>>224975930good post
Don't listen to the cucks in this thread OP, you are fucking based. The reason for your mom's bitchiness is because she can't yet feel your burgeoning alpha energy, she still thinks you're child, foids are instinctual like that. What you really need to do to correct this is to rape your dad in front of her while she watches. This is a powermove that will assert dominance and make you man of the house, thus turning your mother fertile and sexually subservient.
>>224975670>He is traveling with friendsWtf
Nigga had an incel chimpout at his own place
>>224975714I imagine, anon. For 2000 people. Damn. Im glad you managed to pull it off. In the stressful days, just remember that being stressed while being your own boss is lightears better than being a wagie
>>224975228>>224975415I didn't say you should treat her like a therapist, I'm saying that you should convince her to be on good terms with you. You live with her so you two need to be on good terms or else coexistence becomes miserable, because you can't walk away from each other forever. The best way to convince her is by giving her a reason for your behavior while non-confrontationally pointing out how she is making it worse. It's better if you say you'll also try to not make things harder on her too, because nobody wants to hear that all the blame is on them and they are the only ones who have to change. I'm not telling you you should open up with her, I'm not telling you who is right or wrong, I'm just informing you how to defuse the situation and why doing so is in your best interest
>>224975894The coffin of Andy and Leley and its consequences… also Im not a virgin but I did incelisied myself again
>>224975714I mean 100 people. Sorry.
>>224969784Isn't it dangerous?
the fuck brazil looks so nice
Text message your mother and tell her you love her, you little shit.
>>224979074I'm not too weak so it's fineI wouldn't do it as a woman
>>224966520Today I baked palhas italianas. A mix of powdered milk brigadeiro and oreo biscuits. They sell a lot. Need to leave them in the freezer for an entire day tho.
>>224981658Baked some cookies to. These are a mix of white and dark chocolate cookies
>>224966561That looks great, how much was it?
>>224966561the other food items look delicious as fuck but the two out of place autism nuggets are cracking me the fuck up
>>224981717I sell each for R$15,00. It weight between 110g and 120g. The only reason I sell for this price is because the delivery apps tax me 35% of my gains. Sometimes when there is a promotion, they take 39%
>>224982047O actually added that exactly for that lol. Those nuggets are always dry asf. The fried cheese balls however are quite good and unironically eat them as last a “Im finished dish”. I also really like their feijão tropeiro
>>224967883Based feijão tropeiro apreciator
>>224982120I have some family members on the spectrum so it was very funny. >feijão tropeiroSounds and looks amazing, there are a handful of Brazilian restaurants near me so I'm gonna actually go out and look for this.
>>224981680they look like shit (literally)
>>224966992thats every single mother in latam bro they always give you shit for no reason, its their way of showing affection i think, i thought she hated me but i tried to leave and rent away from her and she begged me not to do it so this must be how women show their love and its best not to think about it muchgood luck with your baking
Good thread. We should have more like this.>>224982553Yeah its not just in latam that mothers/women are like this.
Is it better to fight with your mom or ignore your mom and never text her like i do
>>224981658Looks tasty
I am now cooking the beefs
>>224982062Holy moly35% wtf. I thought their fees would be like 5%
>>224982781
>>224982819Almost ready
>>224982863Now doing the onions
>>224982928Done
>>224983066Lunch ready this time is not goyslop
>>224975747My gf is the worst penny pincer I've ever met in my life and her mom is the same. In the 6 years we've lived together we've never bought sugar because she gets the monodoses one you get in a bar from his mother (I don't know how she gets them) and then I open them one by one and refill the sugar container
>>224983221Nice except for the rice
>>224969645you're looking at a richfag, some people i know live like this too but they're like 0.01% of our population.
>>224966520i like the vibe of brazili’d like to visit brazil but i don’t have the courage to goit's too far, and i don’t speak spanish at all
>>224983509Come to Brazil
>>224983221why do macacos always have two carbohydrate sources with every meal?
>>224967934Ikr
>>224983479do you really think >>224967071 makes him a "richfag"?geez man
>>224983388Lmao. Imagine doing this for le pussy
>>224983652a personal room? yeah kinda. You don't seem to grasp what 2 billion people mean anon. A huge part of India lives in squalor worse than any of you will ever know of. that 0.01 is a bit hyperbolic but it's still a proportionally small amount of us that have lives like that. Cherish what you have.
>>224983593i like the high energy of latin americanshowever, i don't have a single friend or acquaintance living therei've heard that traveling there without knowing the language or having anyone you know makes it highly likely you’ll run into trouble
>>224983761latin america is a shithole, don't bother.>>224983652Quit the cap, you know damn well about favelas
>>224966842you've got a huge variety of éclairs there, i like it already. i'll stop by when I'm in Sabeca.
>>224983845only 6% of us live in favelasand many favelas are comfortable, at least inside their homesand they are made of real bricks
>>224967048Why do you have a literal skeleton in your room?
>>224983607Because it tastest good? We season or rice with oniona and garlic and it tastest good. Also I have swimming training today. I usually swim more than 1000 meters so is ok to eat more carbs
>>224983740Im not rich. I am very privilege por brazil status. But Im no different than the avarage middle class american family you see in those sitcoms. Im what can be considered a low bourgeoisie. To be part of the 0.1 per cent of the country its something far FAR different. If my dad ever pass away now, well Im fucked. If youre part of the brazilian 0.1% you can pretty much have your entire family slaughtered and you still wont go poor.
>>224966862Looks good anon, I might have to get a slice of cheesecake with lunch. I've been meaning to make the pistachio cheesecake from NYT for a family dinner but I've been too cheap to buy pistachio paste and too lazy to blanch pistachios to make it myself
>>224983670I do it because I also like saving money (although less than her). Also she's the one cooking and she cooks really good so I do ther other stuff
>>224984113yeah as i said that figure was a bit hyperbolic since they really haven't released any new statistics for our state past 2014 or something. But it is still true that a modicum of privacy is very much a rich person thing here.
>>224984138same... pistachio is expensive here. The pistachio industry did one hell of a job on escaping from their excess mass production crises
>>224969031Queria fazer uns mulatinhos com ela
>>224966992Sex her next time
>>224967174You could run thru hoes in LA or Texas by virtue of not being fat
>>224982553thank you, mexican anon. Your comment actually make me think more about it. I guess people from alike cultures tend to reach other more easily
good thread award
>>224983740>a personal room? yeah kinda.Are you for real?
>224984482I finished reading the thread and now wish to apologize for this post.
>>224985097what do i get from lying? I myself did not have one growing up. Which infact is one of the reason why indians seems so childish and weird. Kids need spaces for themselves or else there is a constant smog of anxiety that really fucks you up.
>>224983479his living standards is like top 20% of the population
>>224966597Based son, next time beat that bitch
>>224983761I can be your friend
>>224983845>you know damn well about favelasEven in favelas people usually have their own rooms unless they are really really fucked
