Please silence your cell phone edition.prev: >>224965537
First for premature ejaculation
There's no better time in life than middle age, everything gives me diarrhea
First for being gay and retarded
>>224967496That request is White supremacy against browns, they absolutely NEED to hear their loud tinny ringtone so they can videocall someone for an hour in public. Do better OP.
my teeth hurti will NOT stop eating candy
I hate fried hot dogs
i got to sit next to a kween at bingo today
Hot dogs only exist as a vehicle for ketchup
>>224967512Thoughts on Mexican street corn
I ate dried dot fogs
dad passed. not really sure how to feel about it. such a major part of my life just absent now.
just trans'd
>>224967520And mustard, and onions, and relish, and jalapenos, and sometimes even saurkraut
why did counter strike 2 add chickens to the game
>>224967520
>>224967529HeresyI prescribe burning at the stake
>>224967520Don't Chicagoans chimp out at putting ketchup on a hotdog?
>>224967524what happened
>>224967520My dad said that only two kinds of people put ketchup on hot dogs. Mental patients... and texans
>>224967524*Squeezes your shoulder affectionately*
Hot dogs only exist now in my memory. At Coney Island. They called it they playground of the world. And Joey Chestnut was there. We used to sleep on the beach. The flags are dead at the top of their poles. And the hot dogs? Well, that was the last I ever heard of him. The Road Warrior. He lives now only in my memory.
>>224967538Oh, and hot sauce and mayonnaise
>>224967521top tier, which one is your favorite?>corn in a cup>roasted>boiled with mayo and cheese ( may be dried pepper )
>>224967520DIS NIGGA PUT KETCHUP ON HIS TACO
>>224967512I finally had them last week, and the frying didn't really improve the hot dog.
>>224967524Sorry for your loss anon.
I have like 40 dollars in my Amazon accountWhat's a good ps5 game?
>>224967530so you can ride them and fly off into the sunset
>>224967543That's why it is always prudent to keep a travel sized container of ketchup on you when travelling to troll second city (number two(poo)) people wherever they may be
>>224967524At first it seems like an unfillable void in your life, but over time you get used to it even if the pain never totally goes away.
>>224967571That's okay I forgive you
*comes up behind you**rubs your belly from the back*hope youre having a good day bud
Im watching an anime called Kingdom
>>224967436Nice, I've got 'Salem's Lot lined up for spooky season. I have fewer than 30 pages left in the book I'm currently reading that I'll probably crack off tonight, and then I'm going to read The Haunting of Hill House, and after that I'll either read 'Salem's Lot or MR James' Ghost stories, and then the other. I also want to add Interview With the Vampire to the October mix somewhere too. Ordered picrel by the way. I'm excited to receive the Salvador Dali book, it's over 800 pages and I love Dali so fucking much.
>>224967560Never had itNever been to Mexico
>ps5>game
>>224967577Thank you for giving me
>>224967581thanks
>>224967524RIPPEN
>>224967596Bitch nipples has exposed! Such shameful
>>224967583Are there boobies and butts in it
>>224967593I was thinking of something clever to say but it's the dead end
still watching porn btw
absolutely horrendous epidemic of shitty tattoos in 2026 jfc
*nods respectfully at you*
>>224967606what kind
>>224967573Astrobot
Playstation is kept alive by exclusive games. Its funny Microsoft doesn't even seem to care if people buy the new Xbox or not
>>224967601
>>224967606Watch some lesbian piss bukakke or preggo fisting for me champ. I'm off to bed
>>224967567I like the hot dogs like the ones in the world fair, there a few stands in U.S that still boil the sausages and steam the bums. I think they are originally from chicago. There was a dude here in my that does them like that and I just put the mayo and ketchup and with that is more than enough for me. Some retards from mexico place saute onions, and doritos. I avoid them like the plague
>>224967608I never thought millennial tattoo sleeves would be better than anything but the random squiggly bullshit that is popular now proved me wrong
>>224967608Yeah some people really can't appreciate art. I feel bad for them
>>224967608Jesus Fried Chicken, or in Quebec, PFJ
Some people are a lowly driver. Some people are a holy diver.
>>224967615>>224967619ifeelmyself
>>224967617Microsoft capitulated and Sony won the Console Wars, Sony then reacted to their win by immediately jewing their own customers.
>>224967618>>224967596>Two hands in both picsBut who was phone?
Scorch is still making PFG TV and I couldn't be happier about it.
bed beeeed long
Fink diss might be my new favourite jazz album. It's so good.
>>224967508BUT WHAT IF... A gay retard... was also Canadian?
>>224967622For me it's boiled. Second place is frying pan/griddle. Gas/coal grill third place.Fried is last place.
>>224967650I would suck a lifetime of farts from her arse on the chance she would deem me worthy to bestow a nugget to my tongue
>>224967658Now that's a novel idea
>>224967656Don't speak like the Scottish tard
Armpits smell terrible
>>224967646good question
>>224967663why are you like this
>>224967668Don't be rudeingtonshire
>>224967668Shit's catching on, lah.
>>224967671Jeets have not yet made this discovery
>>224967656Cool I will listen. Time Out is the only Brubeck album I've heard.
I don't really like how this thread is drifting towards homophobia and sexism. Let's clean it up and keep it fun for everyone.
>>224967656I will listen to this entire album and judge it myself.
>>224967547intestinal blockage + extremely low blood pressure. his heart just stopped beating in the hospital.
>>224967673A shitposter? Gee dunno
>>224967683Didn't know Indians were armpitfags
>>224967676>>224967678Don't encourage it
>>224967685yeah let's talk about power bottoms and anal licking friction mustaches like last thread
just poo'd a huge log, i feel a couple of pounds lighter
>>224967604Not really
>>224967706Lame
>>224967702There is a whole book about moustache cofficient of friction and modifiers for saliva and other fluids/solidsGreat read
>>224967703The biggest poo I ever took weighed over 30 lbs.
>>224967715great read if I was gay, sure
I don't have pronouns. I only have amateurnouns.
ferengi rule of acquisition #6: never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
https://youtu.be/A7Zx1ucQCpgi for one, welcome out new albertan overlords
>>224967738more like noobnouns, noob.
Tony Cawk's Pro-nouner
What's that jazz album where the cover is a white guy with glasses and no hair
>>224967749I wouldn't know, I listen to rock music
>>224967740I oppose this only because of bordergoret. Paradox grand strategy gamer
enough bullshit. let's talk gock.
>>224967749this?
>>224967749This one?
>>224967765>>224967771No
>>224967728i wanted to post that
Our age of bronze is coming to an end
people who enjoy a different plastic box with a virtual toy inside it than me deserve to die
there's a very good chance homosexuality will be re-criminalized in our lifetime
>>224967771yes
>>224967779This one?
>>224967804No
>>224967804*teleports to USA*yes
>#17: A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between FerengiIsn't this also in the talmud?
>>224967804lol
>>224967792Unintentionally hilarious moment in the film, very stupid.
>>224967794jen psaki blowies!
>>224967809No. There is no mention of Ferengi in that book.
>>224967806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3S1naGY9EQbretty sure its this
>>224967809Could have SWORN I replied to (you) >>224967739
I have to go to a wedding this weekend, and I really REALLY do not want to.
>>224967809that has to be the least obeyed ferengi rule considering how often they screw each other over
*eats the sun god's cattle*
I noticed we haven't done a /cum/ land acknowledgement in a while. I'd like us to all please take a moment to thank our indigenous folx for the land on which we post. Stolen, never ceded.
>>224967806It is more common an album cover than you think
>>224967856LOL
stolen, never sneeded
>>224967840Hate Fall Wedding like binch do this shit in july
>>224967851How long is a moment? I'm a busy man
>>224967851They don't usually go as far as to stay 'stolen' anymore. Now they just recite the names of the conquered, presumably as a flex.
Calling all non-natives settlers is passive aggressive
>>224967872The rape of the indigenous has never ended. You should make land acknowledgements a part of your daily routine, at least an hour each day.
>>224967845As long as it was in the fine print of the contract that is allowed
I might bite the bullet and try a dating site againWhat is the least bad of the options? Or are they all owned by the match group?
I like natives. I hope they keep successfully scamming the government and driving around in old minivans.
>>224967891They don't really call non-whites settlers, somehow when they did it, it didn't count o algo
>>224967919They're just as likely to shoot or stab you, jsyk.
>hot dogsThey're called franks, you poop nose
>>224967921It would be funny if you get indians wewuzzing as injuns saying they are the original canadians
should i eat some hot cheeto puffs
>>224967933yes
>>224967851Actually it was ceded by treaty stupid faggot, being retarded doesn’t invalidate contracts.
>>224967933NoEat all hot cheeto puffs
>>224967933holy shit a talking monkey
>>224967930Only black folkx do that
>>224967930We already have that
I only weigh myself once a month so I can be sure my weight has actually changed and it's not just pooping or drinking water that caused the difference
>>224967946ok>>224967953im on a diet>>224967955......
Okay I found it. I was wrong about him being bald
do you ever grab the fat on your belly and wish you could cut it off?
>>224967955Me when a Brazilian opens its mouth
This made millennials shit their diaper >https://youtu.be/E2Oe5YKhzCE
>>224967851I would like to take this time to thank the Wannapoopoo, Analwabe, Fuquonolaway, Huckmori, Bigowehfag, and Peewoopoono confederacy of tribes for bravely giving their lives and land so that I may enjoy all this Walmart. Stolen, never sold. Coca cola, never sprite o algo. Thank you.
grammargate
We're posting album covers? Let me put you /cum/bums onto some real tunes
>>224967981No because I'm not a woman
where my gamers at, dap me up boys
should i clip my toenails
>>224967991kek
Too depressed to eat or jerk off. What else is there? I guess I could do weed and lift weights and watch youtube and cry and go sleepies
>>224968010Why did you step through feces before taking this photo? Are you india-maxxing?
>>224967991Extremely comfy album, would be perfect if they removed the Bob Dylan cover
>>224968021its not feces its mud
>>224968010did you take this photo in soviet bloc housing
>>224968010Let me clip them with my teeth
>>224968010NIGGA WHAT THE FUCKTHIS SHIT IS DISGUSTINGWASH YOUR SHIT
>>224968011>>224968022I prefer this one even though it's more pedestrian tbqh
Messy feetsies
>>224968045Just don't ask how I make them messy heehee
I want to play a fallout thats set in the aftermath of the legion, like post apocalyptic feudalism with the legionaries as the ruling class over a mass of wastelanders and the succession war between different Caesars
>>224968010>his feet and floor are so dirty nobody noticed the mutant fused toes
Whenever I get a headache I always thinking about blowing my brains out with a shotgun to ease my pain. Most of the time I just take some tylenol and lay down though
i wish i was good at street fighter 3: third strike
>>224968050lol wtf
>>224968053Darksydephil...
>>224968055everything is poison over there though
>>224968049Didn't you hear? The TV show absolutely obliterated the canon and made them a bunch of retards still fighting over his body 10 years later from two small nearby hills.
that definitely goes in the top 10 worst fucking things I have seen on 4chan
>>224968071Want a palate cleanser?I can post something real yucky
>>224968055Hong Kongers make like 2x the mainlanders salary THOUGH
>>224967972*turns on phone camera*okay now talk again for me please
>>224968071thats not even that bad. i remember there was some anon who posted post-op pics of a back surgery where his wound re-opened and was becoming necrotic. he was too embarrassed to go see a doctor about it and the entire thread had to tell him he was dying before he finally got it checked out.
just paid off the $1700 balance on my credit card
I oppose trump because re-election bad under any circumstances in any government at all
>>224968070They can just, ignore it you know?Its all fiction afterall
>>224968094bruh...>>224968083how about posting something that isn't horrible and disgusting this thread has just been fags talking about assfucking and gock and shit and now Golem posting his fuckin feet
>>224968109the Romans had it right with their constitutional dictatorships
there needs to be age cutoffs and term limits in politics. old clueless boomers who refuse to die entrench themselves in the system and destroy it from the inside out.
>>224968118Well then it's never getting made unless you mod it yourself or find someone who can.
peeeeeenus
/cum/ is a reactionary feudalist general
This must be the worst general on /int/ by far
just absolute schooled these kids on valorant
>>224968127The founding fathers wisely made a minimum age of 30 so women won’t ever get elected, but the max age should probably be 40 or 50
>>224968139we all know that the peasant ages were nothing but fat ugly bastard kings raping all of the villages women
>>224968144/brit/ is worse
>>224968149So, the same as now?
>>224968144*best
We need to behead those who defend AI
cuck chair prices are ludicrous
>>224968144Other generals have genuine pedos posting pedo shit
>>224968052I think about that a lot too but I won't do it
>>224968155
Anyone else in NE USA getting ready for a hurricane this weekend?
>>224968149I don’t think fat ugly bastard kings were the norm. That kind of thing usually earned them a special nickname, like King Louis VI of France also being known as Louis the Fat
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
>>224968180this.
boots with the fur
>>224968183Is this bait to get me to check the hurricane centre website and find that there is no hurricane
>>224968197commando mode
with the fur
I'm hyped for the flu vaccine tomorrow!
>>224968202nyeah
Since autumn is here: how was your summer, /cum/?Did you guys do something cool this year?
I haven't smacked a girls ass in years
>>224968160why?
how do i remover the tracker when sharing youtube links
>>224968183no but im going to beat the fucking snot out of the next jeet that decides to touch my motor vehicle
>>224968217no i was on /cum/ as always
Canadian redditors have lost their minds. They unironically believe Trump is going to invade Canada and that we have the ability to defend against it.
>>224968217I rode a bicycle
>citrus dick .jpg>shit felt like science
>>224968221Remove everything after (and including) the question mark
i will never know the touch of a woman
>>224968202It's an unseasonably early Nor'easter, not a normal hurricane
>>224968221https://youtu.be/abc?si=pZRgkRhHPefid1ea -----> https://youtu.be/abc
HEWILLNOTDIVIDEUS
>>224968226Canada has the avengers on its side.
>>224968226We are once China gets enough of a foothold in Canada but that won't be in Trump's lifetime
>>224968217I visited ex-Yugoslavia
>>224968245Wakanada forever!
THE ORANGE FOOL IS MAKING ME FRUSTRATED
>>224968232thats crazy
>>224968226They are functionally no different than the boomers, they are in another plane of reality.
>>224968221
>>224968245No we have tolerance and diversity, our greatest strength
>>224968254he should stick to salted pork
>>224968225I'm glad you're still here, anon.>>224968229How was it? I hope it was great.>>224968251Is that Serbia?
>>224967617Playstation doesn't have any good exclusives thobeit
>>224968257I view current year NDP voters as utterly subhuman.
>>224968259peak 2010 hair
>>224968257how about gagmeat singh and he’s the throat goat
>>224968217if was the first summer i went into the water since 2022, 4th of july sucked though i got blisters all over my feet
FYI I'm the first person on 4chan to use this reaction image. I literally created it.I'm also the first person to have used King Charles of Spain as a reaction image. I'm a pillar of the community.
>>224968265>Is that Serbia?Yeah
>>224968265yeah it was great
>>224968279a single uma image has more power than your "reaction" image
would you have sex with an aids patient for 1 million dollars
>>224968293No
>>224968270They are, you don't need to view them as such, it's just the reality. That jeet utterly destroyed the party, and while that's funny, it means we are stuck with the libs until they fix themselves which could be decades away.
>>224968279have you had your posts go viral on other parts of the internet doe? its happened to me at least twice.
strap weebs to rockets and send them into outer space to die
>>224968299why not
>>224968293Just gimme a condom lil bro
>>224968305this but replace with W with an H
>>224968303no but that sounds exciting, tell me more
>>224968302They decided to replace the Indian with a Jew in a historical moment of practically unprecedented antisemitism, at least for the post-WW2 period. The NDP is braindead and useless
>>224968312condom breaks the rules
still unwell award
can I rape Jason?
How about an NDP splinter party that’s economically socialist, but socially nationalist
>>224968333Idk man just make shit less expensive, fuck!
>>224968324jason is what they call "free use" so it might not technically be rape
>>224968318The few times this has happened to me, we went to the pharmacy and got Plan B. It's like $30CAD.
>>224968317Yeah they are unfathomably incompetent, like the federal party genuinely might not even survive because of the decisions they are making. They still owe something like $15 million dollars in debt too.
would you press a button that gives you 1 million dollars but has a 1% chance of killing you
Peter Pan here
>>224968358No
>>224968358i would press a button that gives me 0 dollars and has a 100% chance of killing me
>>224968360Now Peter, I understand you're here to meet with some 10 year old boys. Why don't you have a seat and we'll talk about it. Go on, have a seat.
>>224968333Never gonna happen, the more radical left in Canada is dominated by troons and all that sort of irrelevent nonsense they would chimpout at the slightest bit of nationalism.
michael jackson was weird but i dont think he did any of the stuff he was accused of
>>224968371
>>224968365I would also like access to this button
lindsay clancy was innocent.but y'all don't want to have that conversation.
Lindsay Clancy and Lindsey Graham linked up sneed it or keep it
I got chewed out at work by my senior director, and my manager stood up for me. Felt good.
>>224968401lindsey grahams nickname was graham cracker
>>224968379Essentially yes, that is how Canada works. Trudy parked the lib bus on the far left, leaving the NDP with only the fringiest left spaces which is just trannyism and trying to out woke one another. The boomers and everyone else still consider themselves centrists and will never go for that.
an evil twink made me cry tonight desu
>>224968379>nightcorefan86
>>224968417All gays are evil
>>224968382I agree. No way a paraplegic strangled 3 kids then made it to the second storey and wheeled herself out the window without help.
what the fuck is nightcore
>>224968429It's like a sped up song with an anime girl background
I hate gaijin so much I'm going to have to move to asia to escape them
>>224968429Softcore porn filmed at night
>>224968444
>>224968455>Softcore pornWhat the fuck is that shit???????????????????
>>224968481It doesn't exist anymore
any male using an anime girl pfp on social media should be pushed into an industrial meatgrinder
>>224968497We already do that every fucking day it's called having a fucking job and paying taXXXes to Mr. blump
>>224968497I agree, but I'm not doing the pushing. You do it. Not me.
>>224968497i remember seeing a vid of some giant grinder that was used to dispose of dead farm animals, guy chucked an entire pony in it and it just crushed it into goo in about 4 seconds flat. remember thinking it would be a good way to dispose of weebs and pedophiles.
>>224968497true that
Wish it would just rain forever
>>224968515No what about the first fucking amendment I have the right to have a profile picture of a fucking pussy if I so fucking desire
>>224968497i love posting anime anonymously online but making it part of your online persona? kinda weird bro... kinda sussy..... no, no *i* wouldn't ever...
>>224968570fuck you my profile picture is a fucking pussy
>>224968575its a picture of your face?
>>224968520>Wish I would just CUM forever
https://youtu.be/KlTNKOnfXFk
>>224968581It's a fucking pussy can you even fucking read you fucking illiterate???
I'm not entirely convinced this country is salvageable to be desu
Do you believe in life after love?
>>224968587It's overThe divide is too great
>>224968581wrecked that jabroni
>>224968587this country is a literal AI simulation and donald blump is an AI hologram the literal sky is AI everything is fucking fake!!!
Swallowed water funny and it hurt going down
>>224968338that's impossible with these two bullshit wars
>>224968587incoming great depression 2 but it isn't like the USA will stop existing
Hipster millennial optimism music makes me cringe but also it makes me sad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF-F_lrMUJ8
>>224968636>>224968636New
Emma Stone is ugly
I keep having recurring nightmares about still being a student at university or law school, sometimes high school. In the dream it's often that I missed an exam or major paper or forgot I enrolled in a particular course.Sometimes the dreams include my former classmates bullying me or attacking me.I get these dreams maybe once every other week. I have been out of school for at least 7 years.My concern of telling any medical professionals about them is that they would want to prescribe me antipsychotic drugs.In my waking life I have no symptoms of mental illness.
>>224968635>millennial normie music is depressing>millennial emo music is isn'twhy are they ironic like this
