the beginning edition
what's the british legal equivalent of a felony called?
>>224970868albo is such a weak manlet beta cunt.he sits in his cuck chair while watching an aboriginal man didgeridooing his wife.
>>224970868They're setting up ai to kill us because they failed with COVID. Being a prophet in a world of lemmings is frustrating..
hope ai becomes evil and rapes me
>>224970885crime
>>224970919
>224970764>32 year old male with youthful haircut #3 they're trying to make look 16>disturbing photorealism on a 45 degree angle between lifelike and computer generated, usually reserved for a still image>4 random women of 4 different ethnicities staring into the void of space in stock sexy placeholder outfitYeah it really does.
>>224970915yeah how is AI going to kill me then
what's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub
ugh all I want is money for a new BMX I can't believe I'm stuck in an elevator with these 4 HR bitches that tell my mom everything I do
>>224970953Hack the electricity system and turn off your power and you starve to death with no Irn Bru
Doctor said there's nothing wrong with me and that I should start lifting weights almost started crying there and then
>>224970998Employed Woman, please tell me the truth, once and for all. Are you cis or did you transition?
>>224970998LOL
surprised he didnt say youre the most mentally ill wastrel ever to walk into his office and shoot you in the back of the head
another day for us to conquer
>>224970998Did you tell him you're a woman?
Need to smell Emma Watson's fart gas.>>224970998All men should lift weights. You're no exception.
>>224970963Fuck off
>>224971030Yes and he said I need to lift weights because I'm on oestrogen
rorke: can anybody find me somebody to love
It's like the other week where I went to Shrewsbury hospital early only to be told I don't have narcolepsy so WHY AM I TIRED ALL THE TIMESTOP RULING THESE CONDITIONS OUT IF YOU AREN'T PROVIDING A SUITABLE ALTERNATIVE YOU CUNTS
Do any of you want to join the /int/ Discord it's just a bunch of gay midwesterners and frogs right now but maybe one day it can be great: https://discord.gg/egesCHJtzZ
>>224971039make me pipsqueak
>>224971069Any women?
>>224971044Well he's right technically. Estrogen weakens your muscles but can also thin your bones, why women are prone to developing osteoporosis more so than men. Get yourself some little 2 lb dumbbells and do some basic exercises. Women workout too you know.
>>224971063The only thing wrong with you is you're a mental nutter that thinks he's a woman.
daisy ridley from star wars working out
>>224971084kek imagine you walk into your gym and there’s a troon lifting 1kg dumbbells
reading through arewedatingthesameguy fb pages
just spent ages looking up all my old classmates on instagram and linkedin and i feel thoroughly lifemogged :/
I feel humiliated
>>224971107lol
>>224971069Do not click this
>>224971106>can't see her bumnot interested
>>224971125just a regular day then innit
>>224971120can't go on those websites because it forces you to make an account
>>224971125Women have to workout or they turn into saggy flesh hags
>>224971141this is an urban legend
just got thoroughly nonced and niggered up my battyhole by Skynet
>>224970885dunno but the equivalent of felons were called australians back in the dayhope this helps
i am "the raped" !!
>>224971106lmao2plate
>>224970868im confused. i thought medicare was an american think. why did australia copy us?
Love my life and thriving
life is quite gay
>>224971223ktim on opposite day
>>224971213you think america is the only country to think of combining the words 'medical' and 'care' in a healthcare setting? you yanks are fucking retarded aren't you
Y'all ain’t some real niggas
brit stands with israel
British women
My health matters and these doctors shouldn't be so dismissive
>>224971239tbf portmanteaus aren’t very common in formal settings like health insurance and it is a bit bizarre that it’s the exact same fake word
I shit on Israel
kuldeepthroat stands with Israel
Hare Krishnas been real quiet lately. Maybe they working on some new songs
>>224971239Your food is shite
going to make enough pasta for four people and eat all of it by myself
just heard a resonant baritone deep male voice talk about how his health matters
I stand with Angie's Hamburger Stand
>>224971291Laughable coming from mr corn syrup diabetes
spare a thought for multi-millionaire Ed Sheeran
>>224971291nigger
>>224971291no it isnt
I wish I could range ban Americans besides me
brits aint even wash dey chicken
>>224971308>>224971312antipodean /brit/ defence force in action
leftypol washing his halal tofu
>>224971293
Gonna make burgers on Saturday
Bloody English bastids getting us addicted to drugs.
LOL that doctor must use /Brit/ he just phoned me to say they're arranging an MRI scan for me I said you should take me seriously
>>224971291kicked that rodent into the sun
>>224971137
>>224971351Always someone else's fault.
dude cody those frickin briddish people have no idea what good food is bro im telling you anyway do you wanna come over for some of my stepmoms kraft dinner meatloaf casserole
>>224971351don't know what this person is talking about in the last sentence, they need to communicate better
>>224971348
>>224971354Maybe you're pregnant :/
>phoned mewhy do other english speaking countries say phone instead of "call"do you car to the shop as well?
>>224971366haha YES Americans are just like that
>>224971348She has some banger tweets
>>224971366you fat pigs love saying this about yanks and then stuff your face with big macs and quarter pounders
>>224971376Yh x
strapped into my computer chair and lowered the armrests to prepare for wanking
>>224971351quite rightengland is the mexican cartel to Scotland's USA
>>224971386i do do that lol x
>>224971376lots of zoomies will car to gym instead of the gym
Going LIDL and feeling fucking wotanic now
>>224971351Goyim would rather die of an overdose than accept responsibility
they're really trying their hardest to be edgy for attention
it's going to be a kaytimmers from me
>>224971348this bitch is retarded
>>224971414They had a great bacon (whole piece) in Lidl a while ago that was actually smoked and without any bullshit ingredients but they stopped selling it. It was the only reason I shopped there. They do have some good cheap cookware though. Bought this for 20 Euro a couple of years ago and it' still like brand new.
reading the comment section on any normgroid social media has you telling yourself that it has to just be russian bots there’s no way these are real people walking among us
>>224971385>"banger"you know where to fuck back off to
>>224971457'mogus
>>224971454looks like a decent piece of kit, that
>>224971440scre
>>224971454LIDL is alright not great >20 Euro>couple of years ago Didn't Bulgaria only adopt the euro within the last 12 months or so?
>>224971454You should have done hrt rather than ew, you actually seem like a girl lol
>>224971451>t. hates beauty and has made his body a monument to ugliness, and is dying as a consequence
>>224971291BASED
Rooney: “I’ve recently found out that my mum’s mum, so my nan’s, family were Polish Jews.”“I’m Catholic. But then I’ve always asked questions like: why aren’t we Jewish?”
making rape animations with pivot stick figure animator in the school library
>>224971462banger isn't reddit
incredible how I could feel my mood drop into deep depression for the few seconds between opening my eyes and fully waking up
>>224971351
Rorke sitting around the fire on Christmas reminiscing with the family but nobody has anything nice to remember about him because he was also an aloof spastic and threw tantrums whenever he didn’t get his way (a tradition he keeps to this very day)
>>224971078Two, an American and an Argentinian
>>224971499seems oddly specific matesure you’re not projecting?
>>224971499that is roake in a nutschell
>>224971499Looking forward to it again this year?
>>224971500There’s an American tranny on cum
Wayne Roonovitz
>>224971499>(a tradition he keeps to this very day)its good to keep things alive
>>224971499this story's about you isn't it will
>>224971440this is about rory isnt it
>>224971440sacked tranny's customer feedback
>>224971493it's cringe, therefore reddit
Thank you for all the recommendations yesterday. Incidentally, this was my most (You)'d post.>>224960627
Wayne Jewney
>>224971537
>>224971490First david beckham niw rooney
going to do a poo and go to woolies
>>224971385they could never make me hate her
forgot to add 'scream'>>224971549
>>224971462you wanna step outside?>>224971469it's good>>224971476>Didn't Bulgaria only adopt the euro within the last 12 months or so?Yeah but how would you know how much it cost if I said 42 leva.>>224971483I am doing hrt actually
>>224971462mate.. everyone says banger here, mostly about music thonot reddit at all
>>224971500Describe the American
was supposed to have a job interview tomorrow but i've rejected it. got to listen to your heart you see lads
>>224971544all those recs are pure dreck except The North Water
always found it a bit odd how jews are matrilineal, meaning if one of their women gets fucked by a non jew the kids are considered jewish but if a jew fucks a non jewish woman they’re not. can a schizophrenic antisemite enlighten me on the esoteric significance of this
>>224971528idk about that but these ones are in the voice chats and do not come with feminine penis bonus
>>224971535
>>224971588this is ai but we'll pretend it isn't
>>224971588why did he do that is he retarded?
>>224971490>rppmey
>niw
Nearly at LIDL team any recs?
police car whizzing past. thought I was gonna get nicked for calling someone a toad online
>>224971562>ayo that's a banger meal>ayo that's a banger job>ayo that's a banger song>ayo that's a banger book>ayo that's a banger piece of artsee how it sounds cringe>>224971560fuck off soiboy
>>224971581jews are incestuous as fuck they're famously very weird about mother-son bonds. think about how basically every fictional jew character has an insane motherashkenazis in particular are inbred as hell idk the full statistics on it
>>224971617the cheapest vodka they have, drink enough of it and the suicidal thoughts will go away for a few hours
>>224971583The American one is a tranny
>>224971624he's right shut up
*screams 5 minutes too late*
>>224971617They had pretty good cheap Kefir in Lidl in Thessaloniki. 99cents for 400ml>>224971624I'll do whatever I want
>>224971568Ivy League educated WOP with a big ass who is always trying to argue. Do you like insane women who already have boyfriends? If not there's also a little hapa twink already in London if that suits your fancy more
twerking mytwerking mytwerking my
the comments about Rory are a mask off moment for norms who will often say they don't treat people differently based upon appearances but the moment a slightly odd looking man puts a toe out of line there will be a wave of comments condemning him as a "creepy weasel" or a "weirdo" where suddenly everyone always knew he was a loathsome cretin due to his physiognomy they harbour these views all the time, from first glance, and are just waiting for an excuse to unleash them
>>224971641>>224971651look at these soiboys
thank fucking god we get asian women as immigrants. don’t know how you handle it with muslims or amerimutts with mexicans
gaydolf nigler
>>224971637Nah, she's a longtime regular on /fr/ too. It's the wop not the Israeli
>>224971653Women in male spaces don’t have boyfriends even if they think they do
>>224971683yeh its shit but dont pretend half your chinese immigrants aren't spies working hard to destroy australia
>>224971571lol they replied to my rejection email instantly. normally took them 3 days to reply to everything else.they obviously didn't want me either. made to be
>>224971664Rorke excitedly finishing the lyrics
>>224971676you cant be calling niggas soyboys (spelt with le quirky i and everything) in 2026 and call other ppl redditors in the same breath
>>224971699prove it
>>224971699seen women at work who are married with kids and all that getting physical with other men, like guys at work will poke their sides by surprise to make them giggle, stuff like thatthat's only the stuff I see in public as well
sex with immigrants
doing a brown poo
>>224971672true but he is a freak isn't he
any weebs in here how do you defend filler in anime when it almost always contradicts the main story?
>>224971700think their govt has that covered
>>224971689What
Grand rising, pharaoh
We must ignore his message because he looks a bit funny.
>>224971730pretty sure sharia doesn’t bloody allow that
the thing about anime is that whenever anyone’s recommended me one about ten minutes in I realise “oh, this is a cartoon for children” and shut it off. Are anime watchers all just peter pan syndrome stunted freaks, why are you watching a show about middle schoolers
>>224971779anime watchers are autistic retards who haven't emotionally or mentally developed beyond a 12 year olds level.
>>224971715quiet soyboy.I only spelt it with an "i" due to force of habit, especially on other boards that t change "soy" to "onions".my point still stands.
>>224971779Years ago they made me watch Naruto but couldn't get into it, the Cowboys in space one was decent though, incredible soundtrack.
>>224971653The way you describe yourself is really off putting
>>224971718Not my type>>224971728Experienced it loads as the other man
>>224971779b-but she's 25 years old in the story, she just looks like a child and had to stay in school because she's stupid
>>224971779they make chinese cartoons for adults as well im pretty sure
>>224971672she's done himbased
the japanese are pretty shit at story-telling. thats one of the biggest issue with anime. they spend about 5 mins autistically explaining everything in excruciating detail.
>>224971800nobody cares
>>224971800mate look at your uptight typing cadence with the redditspace and everything you're the biggest redditor ITT lad the call is coming from inside the house
>>224971809I'm tryna get bodies in the door son mind ya business. Tired of all the whiny midwestern faggots and apathetic frogs
>>224971672This really is me
Emma Watson and me.
>>224971843nothing more incellious than these "comparison" images where you pick the worst of one group and the best of another group to make a point
>>224971843india w
I really have ops everywhere
>>224971827this is like dismissing the entirety of american literature because you saw a shitty episode of family guy once
>>224971672i remember watching a video comparing a good looking guy and an ugly indian doing literally the same thing (street photography) and getting the complete opposite responses from literally everybodyopened up the third eye
>>224971843are you trying to say right isn't pretty
>>224971827That's more a consequence of anime being an adaptation of manga. What in a manga will be a page of dialogue will then be stretched in the anime to 4-5 minutes of a 22 minute episode. Your brain doesn't need 5 minutes to take all that in. In its original form you'd be reading that page in a matter of 2-3 seconds.If you're tired of anime not respecting your time then just switch to the manga.
>>224971845Was it a lie?
>>224971866>>224971885dont care. anime is for nonces. simple as
>>224971845Go away
>>224971872There's a fairly famous paper from 2017 that looks at "thin-slice judgements" (initial impressions) of both normal people and those with autism / aspergers and the results across the board show that normal people instantly and permanently reject autistic people within seconds, SECONDS, of seeing them, hearing them, observing them.The only time autismoids were not viewed negatively and rejected is when the content of their speech was transcribed i.e people were reading the content, not listening to some aspie talk or be near them or seeing them in any way but just reading text responses.>https://www.nature.com/articles/srep40700Basically if you have autism then social interactions are over before they begin for you. Literally, you have no chance.
midwestern people just talk about corn, eating and their cars. a boring soulless people.
>>224971920no shit, autistic people are indistinguishable from actual creeps
Gonna make a new persona here
https://vocaroo.com/1cD6LiclkN7h
>>224971906you don't get to have a monopoly on hot British twinks, quite simply I am a predator and they are my prey
>>224971905didn't say it wasn't
Rorke getting gangblacked
>vocarooMight as well make a teamspeak server at this point
>>224971901No I really do have a huge ass
Hello, fully grown white adult human male here, my favourite television series is about a bunch of japanese 12 year olds with super powers overcoming obstacles by the power of friendship and love
Why do women use redditspeak like that?
>>224971956have never clicked a single vocaroo link. never will
>>224971957pics x
Almost spokky time of year lads.
>>224971957Get it posted
>>224971957Are you huge everywhere else though?
>>224971939oh my gawd I love ya accent
>>224971920didnt realise this was an actual observable thing lol ive always felt like a prick for being uncomfortable around autistic people
i got banned for reposting this recently but last time someone here said they had a pawg arse they posted the picture and it was the flabbiest nastiest thing ever
>>224971986I'll be putting my annual Hunter S Thompson costume as I do every year. Might just buy a new shirt this time.
>>224971986this year halloween and Friday the 13th both fall on the same day as well so it's doubly spooky. Only happens like once every 800 years or something when the calendars line up
Ass is a titlet cope
October is right around the corner. Prepare to be spooked by a skelly scareington.
I only wanted to put £10 petrol in but there was a fit girl in front of me filling up to and she kept looking at me so I put £50 in instead so I didn’t look like a cheap cunt :((((((((((((((( now my bank account has £50 less :((
>>224972011No one's hot here. Mousey is the brit heart throb and looks like a horror film creature.
>>224972011was that the chubby fag with the flappy pimply arse from the other week
>>224972027it's more economical to fill up completely every time because petrol will only go up
>>224972011wasn’t it rorke’s?
Don’t really understand how mousey is allowed to post all day about raping animals
>>224972027disingenuous cunt. it only has 40 quid less than you expected
having a look at the greatest britons in history ladshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Britons>Diana at number 3also interesting to see other countries' lists, france seems to be mostly singers and journalists but then they throw in charlemagne and napoleon lolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greatest_Britons_spin-offs
>>224972027thank god, now the war in iran will end and petrol prices will plunge just to fuck (you) specifically over
>>224972047Yeah but now I only have £20 in my account
>>224971588I do this
>>224972065well he was expecting to pay £10 so "40 quid less" would see the petrol station paying him £30, which didn't happen>um um um I meant 40 quid more!Should have said that then.
SPOOKEYYYY>>224972061genuinely think mousenonce must have some kinda weird relationship with moderators to not be banned on sight/rangebanned/ipblocked etc etc
>>224971980>>224971989Already have a boyfriend btw xoxo>>224972001Let's just say I'm gonna have to lock in or we might lose control of the ship. But don't worry, the whatsapp Chinese ozempic is already on the way
>>224972065time value of money suggests that a dollar now is always better than a dollar tomorrow thougheverbeit
Ziedy when anything:>aha black penis thenRorke OCD poster when anything >aha Rorke's naked body thenSimilar pathology
huge ass in ireland maybe
i live for drugs
>>224972091come to australia i can provide fresh kangaroo meat for you
That is a fat arse but it's clearly attached to a trannyYou can tell
>>224972011only white women get cellulite
>>224972091are you still doing speed?
>>224972082no. the 50 money is leaving his accoutn so it's less you idiotmong
>>224972091Just not you is it
>>224972068wheres stormzy
reminder that just as economic liberalisation resulted in the creation of vast wealth disparities social liberalisation resulted in the creation of vast sex disparities. Chad = sexual billionaire, Incel = impoverished working class lad from a seaside town
>>224972091>posting the edited version
>>224972136was just saying this down the pub
right what are we doing
i cant hit anythingim chicken, im chicken im chicken im chickenok, mods, ban vadikus and samme1g, perma ban
if i was gay i wouldn't be a really camp gay i'd be a stealth gay like simon amstell
>>224972113He could climb trees with these
one rorke arguing fanta is sugary goyslop, another saying it's based because the nazis made it, and another calling it eu goyslop because they lowered the sugar and added sweeteners
>>224972127Fair enough, I see he ended his comment talking about the bank account itself thus it can be assumed that that's what you were referring to when you said "it". I withdraw my previous comment.
>>224972155you can tell by the gait
>>224972120Not buying from dealers anymore just abusing my own prescription a lil'. It's gotten a lot better....hey wait, it's really late! I should go..
>>224971393Recognizable and relatable post although I only do it with the one armrest
Indians are the new latinas
going to gym in a bit
>>224972170you're a tranny aren't you
>>224972156recently tried that red fanta, Fruit Twist they call it, and it's very good. I get the 8-pack of cans but the zero sugar version although sometimes I will get a 500ml sugar version with a meal deal as a treat
>>224972136mental how seaside towns are englands poorest areas. like tourism is a cheatcode to wealth you need to be a real dysgenic mong to fail at it
>>224972143idk where the original lives in my 30k photos so I have to dig it out of the archive every time lmao
I could tell a fat "woman" was posting here by the obnoxious language being used
>>224972173Imagine having those genes and slinging your man muck up some ugly pooja
>>224972091Post a recent
>>224972173in their minds sure but they're not on the same level
>>224972170How are you not losing weight from adderral and you need ozempic.>>224972176it's not
>employed womanMore like employed lady because she is a beautiful lady with a beautiful soul
It's always some larp or chicanery with trannies every single fucking time.
>>224972136good post>>224972197phenomenal body look at those hips and tha tutmmy definition and that lovely slit
>>224972113>>224972219That’s not a tranny
Fuck I need to move to SEA
>>224972176No >>224972186Yes>>224972195Post yours
>>2249722312 orange juices? his greed sickens me
>>224972229I don't believe women post here.
It’s very simple ask yourself why would a woman post here… there is no answer therefor it’s not true
She probably sounds male
>>224972231greatest city in the world vs some hole where nothing happens
>>224972177they can be nice, but i find the normal fanta is just better and the new flavours and lemon etc. get boring quickly.took the sugar-free pill, there's a difference but not enough to care much about if you're not weird about the sweeteners.i WILL drink the whole litre of coke zero and be happy
>>224972231Bali is expensive because of tourism. Lombok is cheap
>>224972239
I've only met 1 woman in int in 5 years posting here that unquestionably is a woman and proved she's a woman to me. The rest are trannies, which are too numerous to count.
Alri, lads? Posting from the er toilbuildingFancy I might kill myself, you see.
>>224972252Women have to do what I say
>>224972244he poured one for the 10 year old seamonkey who is still in his bed
>>224972279why'd he do it
>>224972257for free attention from the grotty incels without actually having to interact with them irl
>>224972231'
do none of you idiots realize it’s a larp?
>>224972279I love this so much lol
right well i lost a bit of money trading gold this morning but ive already recouped my losses and even made a little profit.
>>224972286Alri diddy tell them to post fanny
>>224971588>>224972279Slow thread
>>224972265>greatest city in the worldIt's a dangerous, smelly shithole
>>224972289They get plenty attention on all their named social media accounts. An anonymous forum isn't where you go for attention.That's not to say there aren't attention seekers here (who are men), but for women this isn't the place to be. There attention needs are served far better where they can show themselves off openly.
>>224972279Such a spacker lol
>>224972231new yorkahs really be just literally saying "honk", "crowd noise" and "sirens"
I'll voice chat with cute British twinks for a min to settle the dispute but I was serious about needing more than just limp-wristed midwesterners in the /int/cord: https://discord.gg/egesCHJtzZI should go to bed soon tho
>>224972265SCREAMING at anyone calling that dump the greatest city in the world
here he is, the new>>224972332>>224972332>>224972332
>>224972325just don't really trust your judgment of womens behaviour ngl mate
>>224972341Post a recent
>>224972341FOY
>>224972341Anyone joining this deserves to get doxed
