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>>224975225the fuck
>Rooney: “I’ve recently found out that my mum’s mum, so my nan’s, family were Polish Jews.”>Former England striker visits Auschwitz with his family in The Real Rooneys after his 10-year-old son takes an interest in the Second World War.40 years old and just found out your nan is Jewish yeah sure bud BULLSHIT
>>224975247not fair to make and distribute these for profit knowing they're just going to get defiled by horrid 4channers
>>224975260Rooney in Auschwitz talking about how it's a game of two halves
>>224975171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP7grm662O4
>>224975247>*jeremy clarkson rides in on the new pony*>"speed... POOWWWEEEEEER!"
ok hi
>>224975289it's a game of 4 hydration breaks
>>224975330maybe in your backwards country
fucking hell work is 80% just listening to old people being enthusiastic about aibetter than having to do something
>>224975339i just watched the soccer worldc up and that's how it is in that silly little sport
https://youtu.be/HA8RNXVvw-o?si=kC6YUKYW-Ki3BbIE
>>224975329hi okbunny
my name a bradley walsh!!
it's too cold to be waking up at 8 fucking am
So glad a woman is in charge on YouTube so the video I left open last night can freeze on an ad with YouTube still on in the background and I can't close it off because it's not the earliest thing in the history and when I opened YouTube it froze on the video for long enough to click so it could minimise it and try to put an ad under my finger when I go to history it freezes for just long enough for me to click and then it goes to a shorts on my history THREE times and then the other video loads (the ad) and I can't minimise and use PIP because a shorts video is open in the background now because like everything else on android it exists to serve the goy (me) adverts but at least my photos all sent me a notification saying that shipping is free this month
>>224975391not reading any of this
>>224975391you look like this
i hate those older women who still think they're young
>>224975391the youtube lady died
Got told today that I'm not girlfriend ready as I look like shit rn and my house isn't actually girlfriend ready
eating a arse
>>224975427You think I'm ugly It's fine btw and you can say it to me. Horses are sexier anyway
>>224975457no i think ure beautiful bby gorl
fucking hate my cunt life
>>224975470Well I think you're really attractiveI think there are actually 2 swedes here and they both have horses soo
we need to start using canals for freight again
>>224975478ktim
>>224975492no we don't
>>224975478*casts heal other*https://voca.ro/13U7iAJatZpS
Why do I hate that cat
>Hospital chiefs in County Durham have agreed to review up to a further 4,500 breast cancer cases after failings including delayed diagnoses and unnecessary surgeries were found.does that mean they had their tits off when they didn't need to?
>>224975538it's got down syndrome
>>224975523voice of an angel
advertising is the worst part of capitalism, it should be fucking illegal
I’ve eaten too much food today
i love all cats they're so cute <3
i'm the coconut i'm the coconut i'm the coconut
>>224975578tubby aha x
>>224975380jumping up and down screaming then pooing into my hand and flinging it into nans face while screaming in her face at this post
isn't it weird how canal is mostly the word anal and canal boats are the came shape as willies
>>224975583You want to be bullied so badly, fucking loser
>>224975545this keeps on happening.It’s very demoralising.
I am once again calling for the janitorial staff to rangeban mousenonceBestiality is a violation of US law yet he consistently advocates for it and posts about how he wants to rape various animals alongside the other illegal things he has been posting for years with impunity
>>224975580good post very good post
haven't eaten enough today
>>224975590calm down mate
>>224975591My willy looks like a catamaran
>>224975591are you underage
online chess mfs love playing to the middle game, getting stuck, and then just walking away to let their clock drain to 0
>>224975597what?
the idea that you have to be "productive" all the time even when you're not at work is evil
>>224975609When (the times when) I get rangebanned, it continues. It doesn't matter if they rangeban me, because you still won't be able to post on your avatarflag and the harassment will continue on that flag when it shows up
>>224975586It’s ok bc I lift heavy weights
>>224975427I miss her
>>224975609>>224975658samefag
>>224975656my balls produce cum
somehow managed to overshoot in my career and now all my coworkers have kids and are divorced and shit and are trying to tell me about it
>>224975658You are a danger to society and you should be arrestedYou shouldn’t be allowed to post here
>>224975703ok mine do too ok
>>224975171>Tell people how worthless I am and how I wish I was never born >Of all things my cats get very scared and start rubbing on me >They wouldn't leave me alone last night Do they will miss me or they want food
mousey should be caged in a zoo
Walked past a lady who was on the phone and she said "yeah I know but" and that's all I heard
>>224975709Those are your feelings. Want to stop danger in society? Go get a job as a police officer. You won't Go call the police on me and then stfu instead of sitting here crying all the time you fucking neek
>>224975704I don’t have a careerI’ve never hed a job
>>224975740outrageous and obvious lie
>>224975523>>224975523who is the woman that sings this song again
I swear aj already boxed fury a couple of years ago
Sitting there reporting me and I've still not gotten banned? Maybe you are in the wrong. Those are only your feelings after all Stop making off topic posts
right well that's a strong smell of "ganja" in the office then
Yes hello metropolitan police, i know this is a bit of a long distance call but hear me out. There’s a deranged maniac posting on www.4chan.org/int/brit/thread/224975171/brit and you need to do something pronto
might post some extremely boring and tedious posts
feet fucking stink
>>224975760You’re thinking of Dubois vs Hatton
>>224975740
>>224975783That's my gimmick
>>224975791Zaaaam
>>224975782Spaincunt sees me as a threat because everyone is a threat to such a loser as that He and all his friends are so jealous of me and I make them seethe so they do the only thing they know (that means lots of things)They think I'm the reason why they can't post here freely or get replies at all
>>224975545leftypol assures me its nothing to do with all the feckless unqualified foreigners the nhs recruits
bada bingbada boom
>>224975828it's probably because we steal all your good nurses and doctors lol
just found out you can go uni and do something called criminal psychology where they basically teach you how to think like a criminal
>>2249758551. i need drugs2. lets steal things to get money for drugsthat the exam?
>>224975831good on him
The next time I am worried about irl people setting me up or something I am just going to think about the guy doing community service trying to sell drugs to the first person who asked to not give a fuck that much. Risk is relative
TalkSport turned off comments because Simon Jordan went a bit mask off about immigrants again
want a Renault 4
the youngest people in my office look like people from tiktok
>>224975878fuck it was funny watching him seethe all ashes long
>>224975902what does that mean
BREAKING: 781 migrants arrived into the UK on 10 small boats yesterday - the highest daily figure so far this year
>>224975921screaming
>>224975921arsehole puckered reading this
>>224975921leftypol waiting on the beaches to wank every single one
It seems like Instagram reels has made a complete comeback against tiktok. I know waaaaay more people who watch reels now and hardly anybody on tiktok except for actual gen alphas
>>224975921
get them housed
>>224975909just their fashion and surgeries . they're all better made up than previous generations but they all rook same
>>224975921Wow 781 that’s like massive init!2,000,000 Indians legally in the past 5 years though that’s no problem just focus on those fucking boats will you
small boats?
rorke updating his myspace profile
>>224975984both are bad
>>224975962hardly a ship is it
>>224975949was easier for young people to move there when fb became AI slop
>>224975995One is worse than the other.One is blown up way more than the other
>>224975921but andy said...
rorke opening the bum flap on his onesie before sitting down for a shite and pissing down his leg
Here's how you fix itMake the channel Islands independent. Then intercept any boats, and bring them to processing on the channel islands.Oh no, they don't get automatic instant asylum like the agreements made in the 50s demandThen process them for 20+ years until they give up and go awaybing bang boom solved
>>224976021how does that work then
yeah dont mind me just scrolling through all known solo female songs on spotify looking for green dots
>>224976044what does a green dot mean?
>>224976040it's a bum flap not a willy flapi've never tried to poo in a onesie so i don't know where you put it when you're on the toilet
>>224976068added to list or saved
You don’t get it 781 people it’s literally an invasion! Also Danny tommo needs £100k for legal defense or something get donating link in bio
she's my literally me insert
>>224976091ok bud if you looked like that i'd be proneboning you every single day and night so settle down
>>224976044didn't know you were a misogynist swedelad
>>224976091show us your tits
>>224975984I used to think like this but you see the numbers, hundreds daily, it’s no longer a small problem
Cha Cha Slide was the pinnacle of British culture
What most people don’t realise is that when the polshit bait goes up, the same people who make the posts taking the piss out of them and mock the polshit are the same people who post the polshitIt’s so tiring
>>224975709how about leaving mousey alone
>>224976075how do you piss, or do you just hold it even whilst shitting
>>224975984sirs this is british culture
hi
aussies be like aw naur I managed to overshoot my career as a civil servant processing one application per week at the licensing department of mining and exploration in Dingoburra and now my colleagues are fat divorced women who to suffocate their kids and men who keep telling me just how tight and wet his 20 year old Vietnamese gf’s pussy is
>>224976086he looks tired
Cute South Asian woman on ITV news talking about teeth or something. Basically the ideal South Asian GF phenotype.She's probably not on anymore. I ran to the computer room and logged on to /brit/ to make this post but had to wait for the captcha.
Now the bait’s been posted we wait a minute for him to post his epic rebuttal of his own post
>>224976104https://youtu.be/gixxvZFP0h0
>>224976127>hold it even whilst shittingnot possiblewhen you are sat down in a onesie does your willy point through the bum flap or do you need to adjust it?
>>224976110From January 1st to now it’s 17,784 it’s literally a nothing burger, the media clearly channel all the immigration focus onto the “small boat crisis!” To keep people distracted from the fact that when you look at the rapid demographic change in this country it’s coming solely from LEGAL immigration not small boat bullshit
>>224976141Is it too late to vote to leave the UK?
>>224976196Yeah mate this post belongs on brit/pol/ so if you could just fuck off there that would be great. Thanks.
>>224976144I did 1 IT ticket all day and my reels scrolling was interrupted by a middle aged indian man asking me about my dating history and if he should marry again
>>224976153Prolonged cocaine use
What's for tea?
If i was flying an raf jet id keep it flying in the air instead of crashing it into the ground
>>224976227You know you didn’t have to be rude? Sorry if I annoyed you
>>224976240boiled rorke
let the boat biomass fitties in but the rest need to go back
literally just went "whats a womans name"oh its "Jessica"thats a female name holy shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mBq_4D1s6Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF2bHABBZns
>>224976256you'd no nothing
>>224976256just fly forever without landing would you?
>>224976256the idiot missed every building
>>224976234let me in*shakes runt cage that is the United Kingdom*LET ME IN
>>224976256look at mr air faget over here
>>224976301Id land but id do so in a way that stopped my plane from exploding
>>224976290that's the onemidnight wheels is great too
if i was flying a jet something has gone wrong
bloodclaat omelette for supper, methinks
do pilots have to hold in their wee even at 99999999999Gs
>>224976086you should pay those migrant costs out of your own pocket if you love them so much
Two scoops. Remember that? When two scoops was the worst thing that had happened? Well look at us now.
>>224976348they wee in their suits like surfers
Yes — it’s true. It sounds like an urban legend, but the San Francisco Giants really have used DJ Casper’s “Cha Cha Slide” at Oracle Park to help disperse seagulls.The basic idea is:Seagulls tend to gather around Oracle Park late in games looking for leftover food.The Giants discovered that noise and crowd clapping could make the gulls leave.They started playing Cha Cha Slide, particularly the “Everybody clap your hands” section, prompting the crowd to clap.Giants VP of Administration Alfonso Felder confirmed that the team uses these audio prompts, combined with crowd noise, to deter the birds.Reports specifically describe this happening in the later innings, although saying it is always played specifically in the eighth inning is a little more precise than the sources establish.So the wonderfully bizarre fact is essentially real: the Giants weaponized the Cha Cha Slide against seagulls.
