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>>224975225the fuck
>Rooney: “I’ve recently found out that my mum’s mum, so my nan’s, family were Polish Jews.”>Former England striker visits Auschwitz with his family in The Real Rooneys after his 10-year-old son takes an interest in the Second World War.40 years old and just found out your nan is Jewish yeah sure bud BULLSHIT
>>224975247not fair to make and distribute these for profit knowing they're just going to get defiled by horrid 4channers
>>224975260Rooney in Auschwitz talking about how it's a game of two halves
>>224975171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP7grm662O4
>>224975247>*jeremy clarkson rides in on the new pony*>"speed... POOWWWEEEEEER!"
ok hi
>>224975289it's a game of 4 hydration breaks
>>224975330maybe in your backwards country
fucking hell work is 80% just listening to old people being enthusiastic about aibetter than having to do something
>>224975339i just watched the soccer worldc up and that's how it is in that silly little sport
https://youtu.be/HA8RNXVvw-o?si=kC6YUKYW-Ki3BbIE
>>224975329hi okbunny
my name a bradley walsh!!
it's too cold to be waking up at 8 fucking am
So glad a woman is in charge on YouTube so the video I left open last night can freeze on an ad with YouTube still on in the background and I can't close it off because it's not the earliest thing in the history and when I opened YouTube it froze on the video for long enough to click so it could minimise it and try to put an ad under my finger when I go to history it freezes for just long enough for me to click and then it goes to a shorts on my history THREE times and then the other video loads (the ad) and I can't minimise and use PIP because a shorts video is open in the background now because like everything else on android it exists to serve the goy (me) adverts but at least my photos all sent me a notification saying that shipping is free this month
>>224975391not reading any of this
>>224975391you look like this
i hate those older women who still think they're young
>>224975391the youtube lady died
Got told today that I'm not girlfriend ready as I look like shit rn and my house isn't actually girlfriend ready
eating a arse
>>224975427You think I'm ugly It's fine btw and you can say it to me. Horses are sexier anyway
>>224975457no i think ure beautiful bby gorl
fucking hate my cunt life
>>224975470Well I think you're really attractiveI think there are actually 2 swedes here and they both have horses soo
we need to start using canals for freight again
>>224975478ktim
>>224975492no we don't
>>224975478*casts heal other*https://voca.ro/13U7iAJatZpS
Why do I hate that cat
>Hospital chiefs in County Durham have agreed to review up to a further 4,500 breast cancer cases after failings including delayed diagnoses and unnecessary surgeries were found.does that mean they had their tits off when they didn't need to?
>>224975538it's got down syndrome
>>224975523voice of an angel
advertising is the worst part of capitalism, it should be fucking illegal
I’ve eaten too much food today
i love all cats they're so cute <3
i'm the coconut i'm the coconut i'm the coconut
>>224975578tubby aha x
>>224975380jumping up and down screaming then pooing into my hand and flinging it into nans face while screaming in her face at this post
isn't it weird how canal is mostly the word anal and canal boats are the came shape as willies
>>224975583You want to be bullied so badly, fucking loser
>>224975545this keeps on happening.It’s very demoralising.
I am once again calling for the janitorial staff to rangeban mousenonceBestiality is a violation of US law yet he consistently advocates for it and posts about how he wants to rape various animals alongside the other illegal things he has been posting for years with impunity
>>224975580good post very good post
haven't eaten enough today
>>224975590calm down mate
>>224975591My willy looks like a catamaran
>>224975591are you underage
online chess mfs love playing to the middle game, getting stuck, and then just walking away to let their clock drain to 0
>>224975597what?
the idea that you have to be "productive" all the time even when you're not at work is evil
>>224975609When (the times when) I get rangebanned, it continues. It doesn't matter if they rangeban me, because you still won't be able to post on your avatarflag and the harassment will continue on that flag when it shows up
>>224975586It’s ok bc I lift heavy weights
>>224975427I miss her
>>224975609>>224975658samefag
>>224975656my balls produce cum
somehow managed to overshoot in my career and now all my coworkers have kids and are divorced and shit and are trying to tell me about it
>>224975658You are a danger to society and you should be arrestedYou shouldn’t be allowed to post here
>>224975703ok mine do too ok
>>224975171>Tell people how worthless I am and how I wish I was never born >Of all things my cats get very scared and start rubbing on me >They wouldn't leave me alone last night Do they will miss me or they want food
mousey should be caged in a zoo
Walked past a lady who was on the phone and she said "yeah I know but" and that's all I heard
>>224975709Those are your feelings. Want to stop danger in society? Go get a job as a police officer. You won't Go call the police on me and then stfu instead of sitting here crying all the time you fucking neek
>>224975704I don’t have a careerI’ve never hed a job
>>224975740outrageous and obvious lie
>>224975523>>224975523who is the woman that sings this song again
I swear aj already boxed fury a couple of years ago
Sitting there reporting me and I've still not gotten banned? Maybe you are in the wrong. Those are only your feelings after all Stop making off topic posts
right well that's a strong smell of "ganja" in the office then
Yes hello metropolitan police, i know this is a bit of a long distance call but hear me out. There’s a deranged maniac posting on www.4chan.org/int/brit/thread/224975171/brit and you need to do something pronto
might post some extremely boring and tedious posts
feet fucking stink
>>224975760You’re thinking of Dubois vs Hatton
>>224975740
>>224975783That's my gimmick
>>224975791Zaaaam
>>224975782Spaincunt sees me as a threat because everyone is a threat to such a loser as that He and all his friends are so jealous of me and I make them seethe so they do the only thing they know (that means lots of things)They think I'm the reason why they can't post here freely or get replies at all
>>224975545leftypol assures me its nothing to do with all the feckless unqualified foreigners the nhs recruits
bada bingbada boom
>>224975828it's probably because we steal all your good nurses and doctors lol
just found out you can go uni and do something called criminal psychology where they basically teach you how to think like a criminal
>>2249758551. i need drugs2. lets steal things to get money for drugsthat the exam?
>>224975831good on him
The next time I am worried about irl people setting me up or something I am just going to think about the guy doing community service trying to sell drugs to the first person who asked to not give a fuck that much. Risk is relative
TalkSport turned off comments because Simon Jordan went a bit mask off about immigrants again
want a Renault 4
the youngest people in my office look like people from tiktok
>>224975878fuck it was funny watching him seethe all ashes long
>>224975902what does that mean
BREAKING: 781 migrants arrived into the UK on 10 small boats yesterday - the highest daily figure so far this year
>>224975921screaming
>>224975921arsehole puckered reading this
>>224975921leftypol waiting on the beaches to wank every single one
It seems like Instagram reels has made a complete comeback against tiktok. I know waaaaay more people who watch reels now and hardly anybody on tiktok except for actual gen alphas
>>224975921
get them housed
>>224975909just their fashion and surgeries . they're all better made up than previous generations but they all rook same
>>224975921Wow 781 that’s like massive init!2,000,000 Indians legally in the past 5 years though that’s no problem just focus on those fucking boats will you
small boats?
rorke updating his myspace profile
>>224975984both are bad
>>224975962hardly a ship is it
>>224975949was easier for young people to move there when fb became AI slop
>>224975995One is worse than the other.One is blown up way more than the other
>>224975921but andy said...
rorke opening the bum flap on his onesie before sitting down for a shite and pissing down his leg
Here's how you fix itMake the channel Islands independent. Then intercept any boats, and bring them to processing on the channel islands.Oh no, they don't get automatic instant asylum like the agreements made in the 50s demandThen process them for 20+ years until they give up and go awaybing bang boom solved
>>224976021how does that work then
yeah dont mind me just scrolling through all known solo female songs on spotify looking for green dots
>>224976044what does a green dot mean?
>>224976040it's a bum flap not a willy flapi've never tried to poo in a onesie so i don't know where you put it when you're on the toilet
>>224976068added to list or saved
You don’t get it 781 people it’s literally an invasion! Also Danny tommo needs £100k for legal defense or something get donating link in bio
she's my literally me insert
>>224976091ok bud if you looked like that i'd be proneboning you every single day and night so settle down
>>224976044didn't know you were a misogynist swedelad
>>224976091show us your tits
>>224975984I used to think like this but you see the numbers, hundreds daily, it’s no longer a small problem
Cha Cha Slide was the pinnacle of British culture
What most people don’t realise is that when the polshit bait goes up, the same people who make the posts taking the piss out of them and mock the polshit are the same people who post the polshitIt’s so tiring
>>224975709how about leaving mousey alone
>>224976075how do you piss, or do you just hold it even whilst shitting
>>224975984sirs this is british culture
hi
aussies be like aw naur I managed to overshoot my career as a civil servant processing one application per week at the licensing department of mining and exploration in Dingoburra and now my colleagues are fat divorced women who to suffocate their kids and men who keep telling me just how tight and wet his 20 year old Vietnamese gf’s pussy is
>>224976086he looks tired
Cute South Asian woman on ITV news talking about teeth or something. Basically the ideal South Asian GF phenotype.She's probably not on anymore. I ran to the computer room and logged on to /brit/ to make this post but had to wait for the captcha.
Now the bait’s been posted we wait a minute for him to post his epic rebuttal of his own post
>>224976104https://youtu.be/gixxvZFP0h0
>>224976127>hold it even whilst shittingnot possiblewhen you are sat down in a onesie does your willy point through the bum flap or do you need to adjust it?
>>224976110From January 1st to now it’s 17,784 it’s literally a nothing burger, the media clearly channel all the immigration focus onto the “small boat crisis!” To keep people distracted from the fact that when you look at the rapid demographic change in this country it’s coming solely from LEGAL immigration not small boat bullshit
>>224976141Is it too late to vote to leave the UK?
>>224976196Yeah mate this post belongs on brit/pol/ so if you could just fuck off there that would be great. Thanks.
>>224976144I did 1 IT ticket all day and my reels scrolling was interrupted by a middle aged indian man asking me about my dating history and if he should marry again
>>224976153Prolonged cocaine use
What's for tea?
If i was flying an raf jet id keep it flying in the air instead of crashing it into the ground
>>224976227You know you didn’t have to be rude? Sorry if I annoyed you
>>224976240boiled rorke
let the boat biomass fitties in but the rest need to go back
literally just went "whats a womans name"oh its "Jessica"thats a female name holy shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mBq_4D1s6Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF2bHABBZns
>>224976256you'd no nothing
>>224976256just fly forever without landing would you?
>>224976256the idiot missed every building
>>224976234let me in*shakes runt cage that is the United Kingdom*LET ME IN
>>224976256look at mr air faget over here
>>224976301Id land but id do so in a way that stopped my plane from exploding
>>224976290that's the onemidnight wheels is great too
if i was flying a jet something has gone wrong
bloodclaat omelette for supper, methinks
do pilots have to hold in their wee even at 99999999999Gs
>>224976086you should pay those migrant costs out of your own pocket if you love them so much
Two scoops. Remember that? When two scoops was the worst thing that had happened? Well look at us now.
>>224976348they wee in their suits like surfers
Yes — it’s true. It sounds like an urban legend, but the San Francisco Giants really have used DJ Casper’s “Cha Cha Slide” at Oracle Park to help disperse seagulls.The basic idea is:Seagulls tend to gather around Oracle Park late in games looking for leftover food.The Giants discovered that noise and crowd clapping could make the gulls leave.They started playing Cha Cha Slide, particularly the “Everybody clap your hands” section, prompting the crowd to clap.Giants VP of Administration Alfonso Felder confirmed that the team uses these audio prompts, combined with crowd noise, to deter the birds.Reports specifically describe this happening in the later innings, although saying it is always played specifically in the eighth inning is a little more precise than the sources establish.So the wonderfully bizarre fact is essentially real: the Giants weaponized the Cha Cha Slide against seagulls.
brit is an adrianne lenker general
>>224976348at that point they atomise and instantly create a supermassive black hole which swallows up the entire earth and solar system
United Dingdom and it's the man that dings the bell in Breaking Bad
>>224976348The suit jerks them off
Grey whales have a very small range. They're pretty cucked when you think about it. All the cool whales are off across the world, travelling mighty oceans for thousands of miles, and grey whales just stick like limpets to their pathetic little pockets of coastal North America. They're basically just humpbacks without the giant bollocks.
mad how im quite famous and most people would know who i am but i'll never in a million years tell you
what da yookay used to be abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TnEkTYDzrc
big ben
still haven't spent the £25 uber eats vouchernot sure what to spend it on
Such terrible threads lately. Why
>>224976414Alri Alan Carr
>>224976367no catheter that puts it into a special piss missile? a pissile?
>>224976414you are ian watkins, the man from steps and not the nonce
>>224976421a clue maybe
>>224976407exceptional idea & post tbf.let's get britain dinging!
>>224976398did she stop doing the shaved head and hairy armpits thing yet
>>224976414Alri Huw
>>224976439
>>22497642112 wraps of the day from McDonald's
>>224976348there's a hole in the bottom of the plane that their willy pokes out of
>>224976414posting bait for (you)s fucking grow up
>>224976414get back to running the country burnham. you're doing a shit enough job without dossing round on here as well
megalolz
>>224976421blowie from a cheap sexy raghead
>>224976427what would you consider to be a good thread
>>224976457does it dangle naturally or need adjustment
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can't believe michael crawford just posted in /brit/
>>224976486scr
>>224976453https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6dxYka2tRk
at high enough g force all the cum shit and piss just flows out of your body there’s nothin you can do
>>224976464laptop password?
>>224976524poo
>>224976524Ian no!
>>224976524MethanolMong_19*72
Why do you remember the password for Ian Watkins' encrypted laptop and files?
spent £370 on a fucking simulator wheel for video games what a waste of money bruh can’t even sell it either since it’s so fucking big
criss cross
>>224976569howlpost pics
>>224976569why
made a small change to my chest workout and its made a big difference
>>224976594What did you change?
>>224976609exercise order
>>224976594tell us the secret then
>>224976620see>>224976619
>>224976609>>224976619>>224976620hs?
>>224976635until recently i would always start with incline dumbbell press then move to pec fly machine but i reversed the order and its much better
might have to give up gay arse wanking
bench and dipssimple as
Doing a dance of sorts.
>>224976653actually falling asleep reading this you boring gym mong bastard fucking blog on
>>224976653don't really see how that would improve anything but whatever works for you mate>>224976666based
honposter fucking loves his gorespam
>>224976524If I gave you the real password you'd be calling the real jannies on me, lad
>>224976666corr yes. sitting on the bench eating my dips (and crisps)
>>224976678because pec fly targets the entire chest and doing that at full strength maximises gains. starting with an isolation exercise doesn't achieve that
>>224976578>>224976591because I’m stupid that’s why
>Rows>Pullups>Curls>Overhead press>Bench press>Skullcrushers>Deadlift>Squat>Calf raisesLet me guess, you need more?
>>224976677nice a good nap, fatty
>>224976719*crushes your skull*
>>224976710what you going to attach it to?
>>224976706order is irrelevant and incline press isn't an isolation exercise
>>224976710I remember this episode. You were bragging about how you spent all your bennies on an expensive racing wheel and office chair, now you've got to live with the consequences :)Maybe you can get an emergency payment heh
>>224976750isnt irrelevant and yeh i mispoke but it biases the upper chest.
>>224976746that’s the thing I didn’t even think it through I don’t have a desk and my tv is mounted on the wall so
some utter, utter spastic wastemen here.
>>224976773fucking screaming mate
>>224976769never claimed benefits in my life except the £30 a week you used to get at college. And I never mentioned a chair
>>224976773roar
>>224976776
>>224976666mam just saw an old photo and asked what happened to her happy little boy
>>224976770it is irrelevant. Are you one of those people who hang around for ages if someone is using the machine you want or the exact weights you want instead of doing a different exercise then going back to it. It's all going down the gullet anyway. Obviously don;t do heavy compounds at the very end, but it's largely irrelevant
>>224976773lol
>>224976809it isnt irrevelant. you get more from a movement if you're less fatigued. and no i dont do that.
>skill work>squat variation>press variation>hinge variation>pull variation>single leg work>abs worksimple as
>>224976665fuark
the only gym you've been is pewter city u little neek
>>224976855what an odd outburst
any of you lads take supplements?
>>224976804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1idLFrj00pc
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/TxUs_tAaUd0mRzkLINw_eQ/
>>224976855Is there something you want to talk about?
>>224976866soz was just practicing in case man get lippy
>>224976869Methylene blue, cerebrolysin, creatine, magnesium, sleep, intermittent fasting, HBOT, glycine (for sleep) sr-9011 (lipids/cardio/energy), ss-31, mots-c, low dose retatrutide (visceral fat reduction, impulse control), bpc-157, hgh. Probably a few more. I cycle between many of these regularly.
>>224976890'sup '90
2027 will be 200kg squat year
>>224976823yeah compound movements; not pec deck lol >>224976869just creatine and fish oil
>>224976932>yeah compound movements; not pec deck lolyou're just making shit up now
>>224976929bodyweight squats is it?
baddiedem sesh
rorke buying some class clobber
>>2249769543x
Me I squat 80kg
gymmongs run a very close second in the boring bastard stakes to weedmongs when droning on about their 'interest'
>>224975545Envy of the world btw
>>224976869peanut m&ms
Earnest Shackleton was a dog for not giving mcnish a polar medal
>>224976992cool mate, we all really care what you think.
>>224976953How fatigued are you that you can't properly do a pec fly
Mental that you used to call people Earnest or Honest. How they know their baby gonna be like that
>>224977029i never said that
Hello
all this gym talk is making me reach for the donuts
>>224975921France's loss is our gain
we're building something mega heredo you feel that?the fucking energy in this place?
>>224977060Fuck off ian
Everyone post your progress pics!
>>224976308most of the jobs like the one I used to have you're in the wagie treadmill as much as anybodybut I managed to wangle this because I think I was the only person who knew how to do government interviews
>>224977083Sorry.
Mad how Australia simply went "If you come in a boat you're not coming in" and the boats stopped. But our government insists that nothing can be done
>>224977087really coming along
Tony Abbot yaoi
>>224977095They know they can stop the boats they choose not to
Liz Truss loves chav dick This is factual
why do trannies love anime girls so much
Weird to be in Sicily while Etna is erupting. Got some volcanic ash in my eyes and mouth, but also got to see dolphins frolicking around the boat. It is impossible to suffer in Italy.
>>224977083don't be rude to ian you fucking cunt
get the krakens released
>>224977168fuck ian and fuck you
>>224977153Hopefully a massive rock comes flying out the volcano and takes your fucking head off annoying cunt fuck off
Might become a YouTuber.
ikea markus desk chair sex arse
>>22497619617,000 people we need to house, feed and clothe, oh, don't forget their right to bring their 15 family members with them once we've sorted them out with a council house. I'm sure we can knock 17,000 of the bastards together in an afternoon
>>224977178*turns self into rubber and you to glue*
Where is the funny Aussie. Did you lot bully him away? He was quality
machinations got machinations
>>224977046my baby will be named Ugly even if he is beautiful
>>224977219Theres only one Aussie poster here He comes and goes
£800 just announced de lads oh wow it lush that's a whole *does the maths* 1.5% wowwwww what an experience!
>if there was an general election tomorrow conservatives would get more votes than reformNow that is funny
can't stand blokes that think they're totally a history nerd but the sum of their knowledge comes from HOI4/Vicky/EU4everyone can tell fyi
Been slowly coming to the realisation that I'm a mere flesh automaton
>>224977243which tory funded poll says that?
>>224977243Mad who the hell is voting tory Is 2 years all it takes to forget how dogshit they are
nigga gatekeeping learning resources
>>224977248Everyone’s really impressed with you mate, well done
finna cop this to go with my markus chair
>>224977266 >>224977266
>>224976594Show me your tits
>>224977219
>>224977202yeah meanwhile literally hundreds of thousands are allowed in "legally". you've been hoodwinked mate face it
ikeaberg on a mad one
>>224977243mad how reform completely bungled their chance to break the two-party system. completely wanked their chances off
>>224977242And almost 800 migrants crossed the Channel in highest daily total for 2026. That's a pound for every migrant.
>>224977151They project themselves onto them
>>224977261
Let the record show I like anime girls because I want to shag them
