fentanyl fitties edition
total drug addict death
>>224979362i could have saved her
28 year old zoomer calling anonymous men on the internet 5 years old than him "uncle"
canadians be like hello i am from canada eh
>>224979393the man from unc
lil zoomer putting the finishing touches on part 950 of his youtube series on the sopranos
>>224979406he's me
unc'd up and loving it
so the ianposter is a rape victim
lil zoomer bouncing up and down on his computer chair shouting lets gooooo
Good morning eh
>>224979434Woman like to be choked by him Can u imagine that?
Me think me gon water de plants
Vodafone send me text saying my plan ends in 2 days. The link they've given me doesn't work. The chat box doesn't work. There's no option to renew/continue the plan.What kind of a two bit punch and judy show are they running?
>>224979479in the more recent ones he seems tired of being asked to choke women at these cons. You can tell he's been asked to choke hundreds of these women
>>224979485every likkle drop mek di herb grow tall an righteous
>>224979488Just go to giffgaff and pay as you go like a normal person, vodafone is a paki and female coded company
>>224979514mate giffgaff is benniemong coded
>>224979488Vodafone? More like Vibe codafone. Because they vibe coded their website you see.
tic tacs are just pure sugar really aren't they
>>224979537*rapes you at 65 mph*
>>224979531what, cheap? ok
another day of headache
>>224979424s
nooooo you cant get a cheap deal thats benniemong coded you have to get locked into a contract and you have to beg pajeet in calcutta for a good deal!!
>>224979488vodafone is shite
>>224979537Not really no
>>224979555dogs barking?
>>224979502Myabe he should choke their pussies haha>>224979555asprin and caffeine
invalidated the warranty on my cyber nigga
>>224979555WOOF WOOF WOOF
lost my USB stickstarting to panic here
>>224979555trips as in triple distilled vodka
Benefits sorted. Giffgaff deal arranged. Lager in the fridge. Scratchcard in hand. Cigs aren't gonna buy themselves. Sky Sports on all day. Corsa's got half a tank. Got a 'kizza tonight. Why should I work when the government pays me?
noo you can't take advantage of the free money from your employer it's all a big scam to steal from you
been told i have a black aura by some new-age hippy bird
>>224968944
I'll be a millionaire when I retire. Toilberg paid my pension you see
>>224979651i wish my employer would take advantage of me
>>224979648I say and do this.
Toilberg was mighty kind to match my contributions.
They say I don't speak English Sir I speak that Oblock shit.
>>224979479Theres another asian getting choked by him thats really hot
erm yes hello ranjesh I was hoping you would let me have all that money that toilberg paid me for no reason for 45 years of my working life?*phone cuts*hello? ranjesh? you there mate?
>>224979674Gon codedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2PiVNYD_Y
>>224979734SCRRRRRR
>>224979674what does this mean
no no you dont understand, you see I pay my pension every month with a salary sacrifice under the workplace pension scheme, and my employer matches my contribution and even adds extra sometimes.why? well, you know. He...*stares at ground*
>>224979675SEXOOOOOO
>>224979009i will thanks
>>224979729Find it HAHAHAHAHHAHA
an esoteric tantrum this time
cause, you know its the law and that innit
...he’s just always been very generous like that. and, you know, I’d be foolish to turn down free money. It’s a perfectly normal financial arrangement. completely above board.
>>224979675maisie.jpg
dont get this pension gimmick
>>224979796umm she says she is 15 that is still noncing in your country
>>224979796:/
lot of paedophiles on 4chanjust saying
amazing what hrt can do
>>224979862there's one neetmong who hates that other people have savings and investments so he pretends a workplace pension or an ISA is a terrible idea. pretty funny actually
>105-year-old investigated for crimes at Nazi PoW camp in Germany
im 24 and have £38k in the bank just from toiling because i live with the bergs you see
>>224979779no bloody clue
>>224979917mad how germany will do that but we let terrorists who have murdered people in the last 10 years just live here without a problem
>>224979927in the bank? that's not where it belongs lad
>>224979917What's a 105 year old bloke doing in a jail
>>224979917what was a 105 year old doing in a nazi pow camp in germany
>>224979917even if he was 12, he's still just as guilty as the rest of them if you ask me
all the money that goes into pension funds is managed by blackrock and other such organisationsthey invest it in companies like toilberg'sthat's why toilberg is happy to pay his own money in
>>224979927how much will you be willing to be forcefully parted with by the state to fund the upcoming war?
Wotanic roar
look my employer just gives me free money for nothing every month as a contribution to my pension when I retire. Now if you will excuse me I must get back to trying to eat my own shoulder
Proof of work camp
sick of the lefty loony health and safety gone made woke brigade
>>224979964£12k
Mad how the government could secure 15 years of power if they just stopped the boats/got a hold on immigration and they all simply refuse. Voters have begged for it at every election and they ignore it. It's barmy
>>224979915Just because I point out the scams in this world that are clearly designed to keep you poor, doesn't mean I hate people who have savings. You can have savings mong, but use your brain a little bit and start questioning why all businesses in the entire country are willing to give you allegedly free money. Come on mate
dont know why people compare christopher nolan to ridley scott, scott absolutely bums nolans filmography hes got best of all time films in nearly every genre
gymtoil complete
yes the handsome pension my parents receive is definitely a scam
>gymtoil complete
>>224980142ridley scott churns out as much pure turd as he does good films though. just throws loads of shit at the wall and occasionally some sticks
>>224980152
>>224980180selfies belong on /soc/ mate
you lot are so mongysomeone says something stupid once and you fucking bang on about it for a week
>>224980180he's hit 71kg now getting close to my weight hope he stops bulking or I'll have to stop memeing him
>>224980194why are typing like a 2000s era chav?
my parents have a great pension. I can’t wait to receive mine since in the future it must be even more due to inflation
me thinking about the australian family guy poster
>>224980187Timmy blockers
>>224980206I'm 73kg and yet I look less skinny than him. How does that work?
>>224980120the only explanation is that as soon as you have power and sit down and look at the figures it turns out that immigration is the way it is because thats the way it has to be to keep everything goingyes you could just pull up the drawbridge and tank the economy and accept poorer living standards but who is going to do that? theres millions of them already here and they breed like rabbits its already over we are never going back to white britain where we all go to church on sundays and dress in suits with top hats and everyone keeps a stiff upper lip and drinks lukewarm bitter that britain is dead and buried
>>224980194they're still going on about diego misspelling things and he literally does it on purpose to get attention
>>224980233he is taller and/or more muscular
>>224980206yeah 71kg and 7ft tall not a fucking chance he's near that weight
>>224980233Muscle is denser than fat
>>224980248Only an inch taller than him, so I guess 1 inch really is a lot
>>224980273>>224980248he has no muscle or fat so im not sure what you schizophrenics are thinking
>>224980265yeah? post physique
>>224980274>so I guess 1 inch really is a lotthat's what i tell the ladies haha
>>224980299See >>224980304He has quite a bit of fat now
>>224980304he just got fatter?
>>224980061was saying this down the pub to rapturous applause
wow is that a woman with an arse!?fucking grow up mate
>>224980304>4 years natty lifters be like
>>224980337low t post
>>224980233I just checked itHe was 56kg in that pictureIn this pic he is actually 70kg
It's a shame London is infested with browns and blacks because there's some Asian qties
mashallah tomorrow I bench 95kg
>>224980337*grows up but it doesn't stop now im 25 feet tall and growing* noo help what is happening
>>224979362was her kids fault for giving her postnatal depression
>>224980370you know what, fair play
just spent 130 australian dollars
>>224980391
>>224980375bizzaro Spaino
>>224980412good consumer
>Andy Carroll reveals he was sexually assaulted in 2021
>>224980370gwan jack lad
>>224980417FUAAAAAAAAARRRRRK
>>224980437it was me i chanted get your tits out for the lads at him
rorke..
>>224980439middle is what i look like lowkey far too skinny need to be 80kg
>>224980417that's AI this is the biggest asian bum
>>224980471pointless to care about this when you're an unlovable incel freak.
Victims of Spaino need significant help. Burnham must do more x
>>224980503right that's projection
>>224980525no it isnt because you are an incel and im not. thats the opposite of projection.
>colleague is making the work waifu laughRight well that's just not on is it, I saw her first
can't think of anything to post
>>224980304dont know who this weirdo is but he has marfans
älskar att tjäna in 160k på en månad på börsen sen bara förlora 160k under en dag haha
saw a really fat arse in the 'log
marfans mentioned
IKEA receipt finna look like >>224980563 + a bag of daimes
*tries to do the mario 64 triple jump into the thread but forgets i'm wearing the wing cap and goes smack bang into the thread wall*
>>224980584"screaming"
>>224980539okay as long as this makes you happy mr incel
>>224980247scream mad how diego has them wrapped around his lil finger
>>224980584meant to google that, honest mistake
>>224980304wtf at least flexi can flex better than that
cant wait for 11pm
>>224980618if you need an example of actual projection, this is it.
gf got into bed with me last night when i was sleeping and I got woken up so scared I started screaming
>>224980630drink now
>>224980682uh no>i need to improve myself>YOURE A FUCKING INCEL>no i think i am not>YOU ARE PROJECTINGokay lil bro
sir eggmong
>>224980700fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL>>224980703nah off the muck until sundayi've been on it way way too much recently
>>224980711this incel raging lol
>>224980746
>fb marketplace buyer stood me up again
*quietly enters the thread*
sir eggnog
>>224980795sc
Any off their rocker man in?
reject misogynyreject the gender warsreject inceldomreject the blackpillembrace the women are lovely mindset
>>224980810think itd help if they stopped being evil and started being lovely
let it fly
>>224980808I'm surreptitiously barmy. An Ian on the outside, a complete barm on the inside
>>224980792and WHERE have YOU been?
>>224980810right well are the women aware of this
deeply unfunny thread
Do you have hairy knuckles?
>>224980857
"put your net worth in your name and bio with a union jack mate, it’ll look sick."
kids
>>224980826well they're not evil>>224980846don't knowbut we have to choose to break the cycle of antagonism or nothing will ever get better
>>224980866only on the ring finger
>>224980886deary me
i am the incel "nigga"
>>224980886Rorke - £-296.56
new silent hill game looks shit
>>224980945Maybe that's what they were going for
>>224980945did they make it black and gay
>>224980886bruh
used to see this site as real truths that society was too scared to admit and cutting edge biting comedy but now i just think it's a box of frogs
>>224980979
>>224980973No just looks like a really boring indie horror game that some lone autist with unreal engine 5 could have made
whats the point in earning £135,000 a year when you're an ugly running mong with no friends and no time to spend it
>>224979815
>>224980997ktim
My career. My life. It is gone. And I can never get it back. I'm not an actor any more. I'm not even...a man.
>>224980997it's not possible to have the social network to make that money
>>224980997that's only his net worth
>>224980979it's a bunch of old trannies that life has passed by
>>224980979i used to come to 4chan to find out what was good like which headphones to buy and which films were good
>>224980997£135k is only his net worth
I washed my balls but they're still itching
i just captured kharkiv
>>224980997It’s net worth, he’s not earning £135k a year
mein fuhrer...
>>224981050pic?
donating this month's rent to danny thommo's legal fund just for him to plead guilty
>>224981091a german lager, no doubt
heard rorke eats crisps in the bath
Alzheimer Eminem: forgot about Dre...
brilliantabsolutely fantastic
>>224981091Fuck this old cunt
>>224981104crisp sandwiches actually
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1790260430039966.png
point is im 34 years old, on the bennies and i play video games all day and get drunk in the pub then rizz up some of age girls on discord all for free and I guarantee you I lead a more fulfilling life than that runningmong
>>224981091a man who tells you what you want to hear and presents himself as a relatable everyman has never misled anyone thats why he has my vote
>>224981102>moretti Yh German
>>224981134I'm 33 and on bennies and my life is shit
>>224981114tranny
>>224981045KZ ZST X iems, and project hail mary was alright
>>224981133umm
>>224981133no mate
>>224981143your life is absolutely fine calm down
>>224981144virgin
>>224981134what do you tell people that you do?
>>224981163Give him the pasta
theres something very trannycoded about the word cunt these days. always hear it from like a paki woman politician or something in that high pitch fuk off u cunt
Up the 'ra Nigel?
>>224981166I don't talk to people. I haven't spoken to anybody for 3 months now
>>224981196bizarre post
>>224981113>The Dominican Republic has the largest economy in the Caribbeanjust learnt something new
fuck's sake don't have time to buy groceries now so now I'm gonna starve to death
>>224981163I've had unemployment hanging over my for a year and a half now mate, it's fucking stressful. I was in the process of buying my first flat and then I got sacked and I've been living off what would have been my deposit. I've had quite a few interviews but no job and it's fucking depressing.
BARTY CROUCH>Jr
>>224981234>groceriesFOY
>>224981219thought u said u pull girls or something
>>224981239Do you live with your parents at the moment?
>>224981255scran
>>224981245*lunges at you gayly*
im still at work :(
>>224981258I lied they block me the moment I enter vcs
reaching up to scratch my head and wondering if my temples are further back than before
>>224981258
sentry go go down and up and dammit gotta move that gearthis thing aint on autopilot dammit gotta move that gearhold it spy don't touch that sentry dammit gotta move that gear
>>224981259Nah renting, my mum lives a few hours away, moving back in with her would be the ultimate failure and I don't have much of a life as it is, if I left here I'd leave it all.
>>224981239if you're unemployed just get a job
>>224981283>there's a grey-kill it
>>224981277come home
>>224981300i know you're on a vpn but still have to post this
uh
train prices are absolutely abhorrent. and the only reason diesel is still 199.9 is because they don't have room to put a 2 at the front
>>224981294Well I hope you're at least putting in liquated non-existent companies into your CV to bridge the gap of your unemployment so your interviews go a little smoother. Also use AI to scan areas for jobs
>>224981234I'm going to Asda tomorrow morning before work
>>224981300us predisdent the moment they found a crashed ufo in roswell
>diesel is £199 a litrenot sure thats right mate
>>224981315cant :(
>>224981341I did a course and I'm unironically trying to shift careers slightly so I do have a good reason and it hasn't been an issue in interviews. The problem is in my sector unless you're senior you're fucked for jobs because there aren't any.
thinking about it lads. i might like boxing. maybe i give it a go
>>224981331sad image
uohhh
iiiiiiii am the beast that wank his willy
>Women complain they're too tired to cook, clean or do household chores after sitting at a computer for 6 hours.Me down the pub getting approving nods from the other day drinkers
>>224981369>The problem is in my sector unless you're senior you're fucked for jobs because there aren't any.so like every job you arent special
>>224981369Highlight your transferrable skills you possess from the previous sector you worked in and make multiple CVs covering areas it could be utilised in. I've been unemployed on and off since 2009 with long, 2-3 year bouts of unemployment so you should listen to me the benniemaster
>>224981433wish i was her human toilet
>>224981433don't get it
>>224981430grow up mate you're not funny
>jobs>pensions>savingsyeah fuck off with this bore lord shite
just saw a bug
Me? Ironically shifting careers.
>>224981484nobody cares about your little protest, mong boy
>>224981433member when she sucked off Justin Long on a kayak?
>>224981484would you like to hear about by gym routine and supplements?
shitting careers
>>224981501name field at the top mate
today i learned that my boss at work is an actual retard and even better his boss is also a retard. they had a decision to make and both of them took one look at it, discussed it for 5 minutes and made the laziest most expensive most counterproductive decision they possibly could have made
>>224981467>na man my bacelors degree (not smart enough for a masters) is actually unique in unemployment
Sir Career Shifter
>>224981511thanks mate
protestmong bawling his eyes out
have had two poos that were cheeky floaters this week after having had none for years, haven't even changed my diet so whats all that about then
struggling to remember what its like to do a normal poo
>>224981505yes actually
>bacelors degreehes done himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIvLHjAm7N0
anyone go to indoor climbing places? do they do like group sessions or something or do you just go and climb a wall?
[boring bastard drivel]
>>224981543all time retard
who gets the pension money if you die before 65 (soon 70)?
Hate driving so fucking muchWhy does everyone drive so aggressively?
>>224981513All managers are like this. Nobody gets to these positions through any kind of merit or success and hard work lmao no nigga they all just sit in their offices stroking their beards/cocks going hmmm yes interesting staring at a spreadsheet all day with pornhub on the other tab
>>224981544yeah
>>224981576ok
>>224981568everyone except for me is an arsehole
>>224981565why do you care, you're dead
>>224981255
>>224981568all the foreigners on the road
>>224981565if it's a defined benefit pension then no one (though there's usually a token payout of a couple grand, like 2 grand)if it's a defined contribution pension it forms part of your estate
>>224981565Exactly, nobody really knows
>>224981583I don't drive aggressively
>>224981443Already done all that
>>224981583ktim
where are the jobs anyway
ah yes so if you die before you can get your pension, you just wasted your whole life sacrificing your monthly wage for nothing.
>>224981620your wife gets it. which i suppose isnt something you ever need to think about
>>224981565it depends if its private or not if its private your spouse can get up to 50% if you nominate her
>>224981620this is true regardless of your pension
That Carroll story isn't adding up he invites over his gf's male friend to his house at night to watch a boxing matchthe guy tries to rape himhe beats him up and throw him out of the housethe guy tries to come back he sparks him out coldAndy ends up in the arms of his childrens nanny crying the rapist is never named from now on i'll just think he's gay inviting over your gf's male friend oh please nigga you were fucking ok
>>224981643bet this sounded really funny in your head
NEW>>224981660>>224981660>>224981660
>>224981620well your wife would...ynw nvm
>>224981620i don't really know why you're forced to contribute to it. it should be up to me to save it, and if i get to retirement and still have nothing i should just fucking starve
>>224981643she only gets half of itthough you can technically nominate anybody so just remember to check it so it doesnt go to your ex-wife after your divorce
>>224981659no it was meant to be demoralising
