LOVELY FUCKING DANCING edish
off oot
might drink a pint of water, you can't stop me
we are the music makerswe are the dreamers of dreams
buying £110k of gold to get my accounts below the threshold for UC
have fun in hamburg, and stay away from those oranges
>>224989551taking the piss
>>224989566This but Tether
>>224989531Lads, I just don't understand thisHow is she chubby on top but having a thigh gapI think this is what AI was meant to solve
Did dumbbell curls and squats with my 2 kg weights whilst waiting for the bath to fill team
Sir Asset Depriver
>>224989551umtopus
desperately need a standing deskbackberg is fucked
Mad how I've just hit £300k in savings but still make it my mission to spend no more than £20 per week on my Lidl grocery shop, buying discounted items wherever possible
accelerate to lidl for some kong strong
>>224989593
mental how i just had a wank and am now gonna have a nice little sleep now then get up and eat porridge with some honey and jam
got chased by a fat dog but i only had to walk away at 5mph because it was so fat
>>224989605you can't take it with you to sheol dee lad x
vax status?https://x.com/RobinJPowell/status/2101607351174222215
scousers be like 'yer ma scans chicken on the self serve check out at tesco' lmfao
>>224989617ok*looks at you*
free cherry spinger
>>224989617and then go to toil yeah
>>224989593meanwhile piehead hasn’t had a bath in 10 years because he can’t fit in it
>>224989566they audit the past 24 months sadly
just wanked now eating tiramisu and will wake up at 3pm because got no toil
watching the 9/11 "documentary" "Loose Change", with a very sceptical look on my face
Wanna see my boobs?
>>224989551Pink panther theme song starts playing
makes you think doesn't it
>>224989669yeah
>>224989617alri goldilocks
>>224989678probably health and safety or whatever shite
>>224989678second from bottom looks like a child prison
always a joy when amazon delivers to some random neighbours' house that you don't even recognize from the pic
>>224989678can’t live in la la fruit loop world forever grow up
There's no way this is a real dish right?
>>224989678i think the top 2 pics are AI or a mashup because the most mcdonalds ever had for kids was a wee table with colouring in and a big model of ronald. not that different from the ipad tables they have for kids these days. they still hand out colouring paper and crayons too.
>Her mother is from a Jewish family; her father is from a Polish and Roman Catholic background, and converted to Judaism. Graynor was raised Jewish.[3][4] Her paternal grandfather's surname was changed from "GryznaRight then.Canslad is finding himself a Jew lass Do they enjoy the cans?
ALDI is trialling home delivery with Deliveroo in select locations. It will actually be the Deliveroo drivers themselves who pick the items off the shelves for the customers though it won't actually affect ALDI staff in any meaningful way>>224989648LOL
>>224989678It's would be more efficient to optimise McDonald's for delivery apps. The savings could be passed on to the customer.
>>224989700it's called a creche. used to go to one at safeway while mumberg did the big shop. would run around like mad and then get a paper cone of water to cool down
life is not great but i'm ok
>>224989724ALRI YOU FUCKING FAGGOT TRANNY MENTALLY ILL FREAK PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN????In a bit of a happy mood so hope you don't mind the bants
That cancer video from last thread really made me sad shouldn't have watched it
you probably a shia innit
atb
>>224989749megamelty
>>224989736little runt
>>224989709Mum says come to dinner Wilbershire, the chip butties are ready
>>224989728everyone who gets mcdonalds delivered should be killed
>>224989647nah day off tomorrowno toil for mejust gonna spend the morning doing chores around the flat
>>224989757
>>224989724I like what you're doing with your new protein pot range. The "EDGE" crisps (Walkers MAX imitation) aren't very good though. Pass this feedback on to whoever.
Been eating like utter shit lately because I'm that depressedJust fucking chocolate and sweets and crisps just shovelled down my gullet
>>224989747whats that
>>224989728>The savings could be passed on to the customerNothing gets saved for any customers anywhere
>>224989773fat keeps us warm when them dark nights are coming x
it piehead night
bed time
>>224989773that kind of food will make you more depressed
>>224989791i won't get fat I never do
>>224989773mad how much better you will feel after eating a lovely salad
>>224989678declining fertility rates means brands like mcds shift from marketing towards children and families to aiming at single adults
>>224989768genuinely me
>>224989626Probably spend it on a house at some point I guess. Escape (((mortgageberg))) nice and early
Rewatch Skins
>>224989802which you never do anyways, you're not that type of person
>>224989785This one >>224989340
spaino come backwas just bants, lad :(
>>224989738Ya know all in all, life is pretty good
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>>224989531this fridge ass body bitch is hot to u?
>lovely saladscreaming at some of the bald-faced lies you lads tell
>>224989757always a little sad seeing them indoors rather than out in nature with their mom
Im a 30 year old virgin
should have showered tonight but too late now need to sleep surely wont regret this at 6am tomorrow morning
>>224989836>u
>>224989806nowt to do with fertility. they still market to children. thats what their xbox tie in is aboutits just that in the 90s their market research was shite . literally just 'get em while they're young' because there was barely any data to analyse. but nowadays they can use the app to pinpoint exactly what you'll want where and when and hike the price up accordingly
>>224989846its not over
>>224989846scream
it's impossible to have sex. it just doesn't happen.
forgive piehead, for he knows not what he does
canspaedo easily top 10 worst /brit/ posters
SCREAMING & KAHTEEMING
The 37-year-old, known to his supporters as Danny Tommo, has also been charged with failing to disclose the PIN to his phone, Hampshire Police said.
>>224989870thanks, lad
>>224989678>nothing is changing>the world is exactly the same and also everything is fine incel>also everything in the world is becoming exactly the same for some reasonThe iphone changed everything. Every device became the same flat, grey, monolithic device and then everything else in the world became the same. It's like a black hole.Some very observant people on /pol/ noticed that every brand uses a slightly different version of the same drawings of flatly shaded noodle armed people.Argue with the specific explanation of the thing that (you) posted if you really insist on it.
scheming & cahooting
>>224989846that is insane mate, 30 years old, holy shit man
>>224989868damn shame
>>224989846ktim but 21 years old
nth for the baddiedem
I am a 5 year old virgin is it over???
>>224989838obviously never had a proper salad thenbit of refreshing lettuce, feta cheese, olives, caesar dressing corr
>cans>pedo
genuinely dont understand the appeal to mcdonalds anymore, used to be handy slop that you could get for like £4 and feel terrible afterwhy would you pay £11+ for it
>>224989914Don't like olives but everything else listed is lush
>>224989897What happened
>>224989838salad is nice, make a maple dijon vinaigrette and sprinkle it with goat's cheese
the double quarter pounder was like a father to me
>>224989889dont understand any of that schizo babble
>>224989811Might just
>>224989911delete this you stupid prick saying you're 18
>>224989934idk people here say she died
>>224989889
>>224989914rather have scrummy yummy burger king on the cheap because there's a deal
>>224989929your palette is not refined enough to appreciate them
Blasting happy hardcore
>>224989956I'm 73 years young. I don't care. I've been through the Falklands War
>>224989936>maple flavored salad The leaf jumped out
>>224989861it is for me
>>224989924make so much money nothing matters
aw shit here we go again
Last word
Do you lads want to bring your pcs over this weekend for a LAN party? We can play doom and my mum said she’d get us Pizza Hut
>>224989960Ianification
>>224990060shut the fuck up virgin
>>224990060um hell yeah
Faintest snow keep falling, falling, yeah.Hands around your waist.Nameless, standing cold, standing cold.
>>224990010then surely you just get something better
quite like regular sausages but german sausages i don't enjoy at all, they're the würst
>>224990060Tell your MUM to open her fucking legs cause my mouse is inbetween them
come on eileen x
Lacking the motivation to do any leisure activities tonight
I always want to know, when people here complain about how modern life is so corporate and AI-slopped and Jewish reptilian etc. What do you want to do to solve this problem? Do you have any clue, or are you just ranting into the void?
You're not getting any younger. The world's changing. Music's changing. Even drugs are changing. You can't stay in here all day posting about trannies and black cocks
>>224989941why do you say thatis it gone?
>>224990066I’ve downloaded the prodigy’s Voodoo People and Oasis, Wonderwall. I’ll share them with you
y english pypo speak weird
surely we hit massive here
>>224990132i've gone vegani'm woke x
>>224990143I understand, but there's nothing I can do about it
>>224990112cam on ! xx
>>224989910what do you think's in the terrarium? i hope it's not a spider
>>224990065I have a shareware copy of descent but I’m not sharing it with you
>>224990073mcdonald's is leng
>>224990154Trans people are next level weird
depressed more than ever
The time between 2012 and 2016 feels much longer than the time between 2022 and 2026. Probably because my life ended in 2019.
I am the Jupiter of the britscord server. I'm a big man who protects the server against external threats
chile baffles me
>>224989868True say she was one of a kind x
I'm in the mood for dancingromancing
has an infant animal ever acidentally sucked the sock of a male of the species mistaking it for the mothers nipple
Please don’t reply to this post. I don’t want to read your inane ramblings and frankly it’s offensive that you expect a POC to expend mental energy and read your comments for free
>>224990236i don't who these people are
>>224990245No clue what any pixel of this post + image is referring to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztmYGrVaIac&t=51s
Had enough of this world now I’m giving up
I might die soon
>>224990178No clue, I'd guess a lizard of some sorts. I'll ask next time she streams if I remember
watching Loose Change and realising that if it was released 20 years later it would just be some random schizo YouTuber's video with 300,000 views at most
https://youtu.be/XbAM2_6jKY0?si=TNqk8uI9opxmGrXbwish women still had this hair and makeup styleso fuckin sexy
>>224990277could get struck by lightning at any moment
I have nothing to live for anymore. Bad people have ruined me.
>>224990276just post a real one you coward
>>224990311why are you spamming
>>224990319You’re using laptops? You must all be rich
posts are 100% schizo nonsense now
>>224990311>>>/int/latam
silence /brit/, the mentally ill are posting
11pm is the mentaloid watershed
>>224989960Horrifying.There's logic to be found in graphic design being monolithic and universal. Like being able to put a logo anywhere and being able to reliably know that it'll work if it's made out of glass or a flower arrangement or a hot air balloon. The reasonability of this caps out at the way that most of these logos looked before except for maybe Burberry.When I say that this is two steps away from a fascistic future from a movie where *citizens* use *credits* to buy *product*, I'm barely joking.They aren't forcing you to buy any of this but it just squeezes the joy and personality out of the material world.
Reminder
Abysmal thread
Zeidy's dad barging into his room like "Zeidy, why is your room so untidy!"
>>224990390Ian's dad barging into his room like "Hello, dear son, would you like to watch the paint dry with me?"
https://voca.ro/16Jg9Zbp9PI8
might become an air traffic controller
>>224990411Ian like "Ok"
>>224990411Hello
>>224990419rorke when
>>224990441hi ian
Do they get so fat at some point that their hunting skills decrease so they get thinner again?
false Ian :/
>>224990457We are ALL ian
>>224990445Hello
In America they give subq to john50 brickhonsIn the UK they won't give HRT to anyone
Zeidy's dad walking into his room saying "who are all these black men in these posters on your wall then", and Ziedy turns around and said nun daddy cud do.
right
Brits don’t take any pride at all in craft let alone guild level craftsmanship.It’s a totally opposite culture to Germany or Italy where they’re fastidious about quality and personal craft at every possible level, total excellence. Here we half-arse it and are desperate to outsource and franchise as soon as possible.
um
left cistern
bigger than my willy
>>224990481we fucking get it
>>224990485about the same size as mine for once just the average willy
knob
bring back the errhorse
>2 yearsIt's never been so over lmao
>>224990522ok
pov you've entered brit
>>224990522
>>224989951Good lad
chef's kiss headline that
https://sxyprn.com/post/6a85716eb5650.html
no chance nigga
had a song stuck in my head then realised its the boko no pico songnever watched that vile freakshow but the tune is good
>>224990591You like lining up heads to kiss, don't ya?
>>224989934Suicide after battling mental health. Her last tweets matched BPD downfall to a T. Was hampered by other mental health issues which weakened her resistance to that personality disorder's tendencies. She was controversial and had a bad crowds hounding her on X which I don't think helped. They practically mocked her death
/^Netherlands$/
Right well that's a picture of Sean Allan spreading his prolapsed arsehole
aint clickin that shit brother
>>224990587honestly insane. here they won't even consider you for the police until you're late 20's early 30's
>>224990591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRbtJFN4fyA"Jewish" means many things to many people. I just know there's a lot of denial about blood purity and if you squint then it all just looks like a stew of different ethnicities. A melting pot if you will.
are bongs really going to ban "school uniforms" in porn?
>>224990615Catchy tuneIt's always on r/a/dio during new year
>>224990647and indian
>>224990591Surprise! The terrorist was the *** all along. Couldn't have seen this coming me.
>>224990679what's r/a/dio
>>224990627and now weird incels spam her photos here everyday so they can all jerk off together over her huge tits
>>224990692/a/ weeb shit
>>224990677idk bro first ive heard that but all the best porn is russian anyway
>>224990707i assumed that but is it a thread over there or something? or a show
>>224990692/a/'s radio station, mostly just plays music on repeat but they do gay little radio bits during holidays and new year
>>224990708Howling
>>224990717https://r-a-d.io/
>>224990708hahaha
>>224990729>>224990739epici love my anime tunes
Feel tired but toil doesn't commence until 16:00 pm and I don't really want like 15 hours of sleep it will give me a headache
>>224990779hate those shiftswould rather start early in the morning
>>224990681at least they're grown adults
>>224990779why not wake up at a normal time and do something with your day
>>224990795I don't mind late shifts but usually I have more energy to watch anime and game into the night>>224990804Hard to get invested in doing anything when you know have toil later in the day
>>224990804asking tilde to be normal :/not gonna happen
this matches my current playing
>>224990804hah!whom do you think youre replying to lmao
i miss him
wind's howling
>>224990848what's so funny
>>224990846ktim
>>224990846whom
cant imagine spending friday night in aldi putting 35p tins of beans on a dusty shelf
>>224990589https://youtu.be/ANJt3Tt213YBPD, Bipolar, eating discorder coded girlies doing work on these mans. Can't help but let luv em still
the demons want me to kill my cat
>>224990846This you?
let's gooo
>>224990870fuck up piehead you couldn't even afford a 35p tin of beans even if it was reduced
>>224990870All the ambient would be worked by then. Usually it's just getting loose card off the shelves and making the place look tidy
>>224990882:(
>>224990882ktim my dog was put down
>>224990868'berge>>224990882yes
Has the Norwegian flag come back with his Svalbard and Greenland pics yet?
hairy bastard
cant imagine spending my entire friday night taking bits of card off a dusty shelf in aldi
My life would improve tenfold with a change of scenery. Fucking hate where I live
>>224990896LOL piehead throwing a tin of 35 p beans on the floor and denting the can then trying to beg the shop staff to let him have 50% off it
>>224990827>Hard to get invested in doing anything when you know have toil later in the daywhy>>224990828>>224990835no who is it
>>224990941brum?
>>224990951No
>>224990930only gayboys shave their chest
>>224990930I’m going to puke
>>224990956get yourself to brum then, there's your change of scenery
>>224990846>>224990882Not right how they just die like that
im about halfway through estelle's game and im really enjoying it
>>224990978ok i WIll !!
>>224990913sorry to hear it, it's really hard losing a pet. i still cry over my dog i lost a few years ago sometimes. are you thinking of getting a new creature?
>>224990978that and the piles of rubbish lining the street and giant rats
https://youtu.be/ZAqnXcqNCx4
>>224990846He was only your best friend for a small part of your life. But you were his best friend for his whole life.
>>224991005seen her "you know what"
bladee
>>224990983based trailsanon
>>224990942such a piehead thing to do
>>224991049gtb they spying on it
>>224991049xx
Need to find a cure for major depressive disorder, borderline personality disorder, bulimia nervosa and gender identity disorder pronto
>>224991074yeah
>>224991074probably all just your thyroid to be 1hundo
Mad how grief works, feel bad for months but carrying on with it then one week you're crying 4 days in a row
>>224991074Those things are not real. The cure is growing the fuck up.
bladeecord logging on
>>224991092What happened?
>>224989773Ktim except drinking and smoking cigs
>>224991074She mogged your list, but yh
>>224990872Yeah..
man in a dress with his self diagnosis again is it
WTFI thought Nippon liked the white man
A wank is on the cards. Much options are lost to me, a man unwilling to submit. A man who will not penny one for a VPN. Yet what remains, remains. The odd website on the third page of search results that is in inexplicably not censored. A simple view of Google images with safe search turned off. The boards here on this very site. Even my own imagination. And now... the adventure begins.
just get a new cat
>>224991123proton vpn is free
>>224991115Nah I have more diagnosed mental health conditions also ADHD is fake and a scam with no neurological evidence to suggest it exists
>>224991092yeah, grief isn't something you get over it's always there somewhere inside you for the rest of your life. sorry you're going through it
>>224991120japs are so retarded lmao
it's crazy how many normal sites are blocked it's still mad to me imgur geoblocked uk
kpop thread
my life a gaydhd diagnosis
>>224991074Gender Identity dis order is fake love, be trans is VALID
regret buying ghosts n goblins. I knew it was a very hard game, I was in for that, but I didn't realise it was near entirely about memorising where sudden threats you cannot react to appear (and no this isn't hyperbole).
>>224991166kek
>>224991141Nigga thinks BPD and gender erectile dysfunction are real but ADHD is fake
>>224991160Burnchad will undo it all and get us all back to normal
>>2249911701985 video game. OMG that is big unc status!!!!
when i grow up, i'm going to be a millionaire.
>>224991202>>224991202
