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DENOUNCE AFRICA
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>>224993494That subreddit makes me belly laugh every time I visit
>>224993482The reality of the world is this picture but with the genders reversed.
>>224993494>>224993499Half of them would be fine if they lost some god damn weight and washed their faces once in a while.
>>224993494Literally all left needs is some make up and a workout routine. Has everything she needs to mog that dime a dozen pick me weirdo on the right that I guarantee you has concave curves.
>>224993494damn she hasn't learned about the don't be fat and do wear makeup hack
literally just dont be fat
>>224993482>>224993494posted it again award
kind of feel bad for the ugly girl i rejected in high school now
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
360
one time in high school a girl noticed i was always sitting by myself at lunch so she invited me to sit with her friends but i said no because i didnt want to be their pet retard
>>224993494
Me and the cumbums
>>224993572I had something similar happen but I said yes and couldn't find her table because my eyesight was so bad. From that day on I drank a protein shake for lunch and hid in the library. The lunch ladies were also cunts
We're all just peeing into each other's mouthsThat's all this is
>>224993599you're a kookaburra
Problem with western game devs is the staff hate the main consumers of video games
>>224993599koo koo koo koo KAAA KAA KAAKAKAKAKAKAK kookookoo KAAAkAAAKAAkAKAKAKAAA
>>224993612You as well
>>224993607>couldn't find her table because my eyesight was so badbruh
Is it true what they say about New Jersey
Yes, all of it
>>224993639No
if any women here wants to have sex with me just come to brazil
>>224993599Oh that us? Pure aura
If the zone from stalker was real would you go into it
Ignore the Brazilian, have sex with ME instead. Unless you are fat and/or unattractive
>>224993482I been having schizo rants on the Boston public transportation system sorry for the inconvenience for the people on the orange and red line also thank you to the black people and several people who thought I was diogenes
>>224993543sounds like we struck a nerve with you? hmmm?
>>224993655She isn't terrible, maybe about a five. Could easily land a betabuxer
A lot of chuds in this general
>>224993650Don't know what that is
>>224993650Haven't played those games
>>224993668i'd let her suck my dick>>224993673not enough
speaking of posted it again awardgock
>>224993673Chud website, tourist
>>224993650Reckon the Russo-Ukrainian war would make that difficult
I have the Sollozzo notes here. NowSollozzo is known as 'The Turk.' He'ssupposed to be very good with a knife, butonly in matters of business or some sortof reasonable complaint. Uh, his businessis narcotics. He has fields in Turkeywhere they grow the poppy. And in Sicilyhe has the plants to process them intoheroin. Now he needs cash, and he needsprotection from the police, for which hegives a piece of the action...I couldn'tfind out how much. The Tattaglia family isbehind him here in New York. Now they haveto be in it for something.
>>224993655Get contacts and wear some eyeliner and shed look 1000 times better
>>224993629no i'm a crow
>>224993720SSSQQQAAAKSQQQQQQUUUUUAAARRRK
>>224993650that would be scary and I would probably die
Women be like>I'm ugly, but I would never EVER date my looksmatch
>>224993572in middle school something similar happened, except it was in the library and they just sat down without asking
I wish I had some cigars
I wish magic was real so I could create minions who would cook for me and jerk me offMy habits wouldn't change I would only have others do things for me
Why do Republicans always pick the most retarded-looking people?
>>224993572>>224993607>>224993736Funny how popular girls treating spergs like pets is a global phenomenon
>>224993572This happened to me and I said yes but I barely ever talked to them and the semester after that they changed my lunch schedule so I couldnt sit next to themI went to a big school so they had to stagger when the students went to lunch so just about every semester i would have to find new people to sit with
>>224993518>>224993534>>224993536You don't understand, they're women and not being fat and/or justvwearing some makeup requires them to admit to an ounce of imperfection and commit to bettering themselves, something which is impossible for the estroid race.
>>224993745Left doesn't look good either
>>224993756Left looks like an actual human. He doesn't need to be a gigachad to beat whatever the fuck is on the right
what if a snail lived in your pants and ate your cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_dNmU-ndRw
i have swag
You needa go back to your country PENDEJO
>>224993720You will never be a crow.
>>224993768it would starve because I only jizz twice a weekwednesday and saturday
>>224993768I would enjoy
>>224993768I'd name the species "Incelus brazilicus" in honour of you
>>224993769i remember your posts
>>224993745Is that Kirk on the left
>>224993768Don't they have very large snails in the brasil Big jungle snails
I LOVE BEING ALIVE I LOVE BEING ALIVE. IM IN TREMENDOUS JOY. LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY. IM IN SO MUCH JOY. IM IN SO MUCH JOY.
>>224993782No some guy running as a Democratic senator in Texas
>>224993786i wish booger would die from a heart attack already
>>224993787Texas is lostTheyre basically the same as California now except the obnoxious faggots wear big hats
that's a fat fuck
>>224993786lmao
boogie is garbage ngl he just needs to die now
>>224993791It's always been so obvious that boogie is an amoral liar and yet it took him faking cancer for normies to finally realize it. To me this explains why they tend to have such dramatic relationship problems
Good evening, /cum/friends!
Ordered slop.
>>224993810Good evening!
>>224993810I can already tell she has an ugly face
>>224993742making an AI robot to do that seems pretty realistic if you can/want to buy the shit to make it
Go away creepcel
>>224993810MAMA HUEVO, PENDEJO
Was going to make a joke about shooting Xi while he's in the US but I won't because I don't want feds knocking at my door
>>224993809was that before or after he fleeced them on some random shitcoin?
lol this japan nigga is kinda amusing honestly I don't mind him
>>224993810Pvt. Gomez, return to your station immediately!
>>224993839BENCHOD CHUTIA
>>224993833You might get recruited
to the british bastards that lurk and post here i just wanna say that i hate you so fucking much
>>224993748I think popular people have a tendency to treat everyone like pets. For whatever reason they're more prone to socializing.
if rob ford was president of the US we'd be living in a utopia right now
BOOOOOCHHIIIIEEEEEE
Achuta!
>>224993857O wana waga
shave it or hop on finasteride?
>>224993851He had a like 90% approval rating among non-Whites btw, imagine America that was really post-racial.
>>224993852THE ROCK
Got a whole copse growing down there
>>224993511This isn't true, a man has mutiple ways of attracting women>face card>money>height>status>muscles>drugsbut women have only one way off attracting men>being hotI mean sure, men can fuck 90% of average non-fat women, but there really isn't anything exciting about starfish sex for 5 minutes
>>224993841Unlikely. For every successful assassination there's probably hundreds of failed ones that nobody would take credit for. It's also not uncommon for Russia or China to rat on you -- idk why they do that.
>>224993650100% yes, I'm going to find that room and make my wish come true.
>>224993860How old are you?
>>224993860I thought that was the Turkish flag in the background. Have you thought about their hair transplants?
>>224993860Try the finasteride/Minoxidil, if fails go bald, if you have money turkey does a pretty good job get your hair back
Lmao
>>22499388922
>hop on finasteridebrother.... that time has passed
We got a bad bitch from Sri Lanka in the thread
>>224993860Buy a wig
you know for a fact there aint no women here because i still dont have a gf
>>224993891>>224993892hair transplants are a meme and has a big chance of failure
>>224993860become the next jason staham
>>224993902maybe it's because you're mexican
>>224993902You're too worried about the bitches
>>224993902You would date a /cum/ girl? Do you have even a smidge of respect for yourself?
>>224993895>>224993889>22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaM0jQZwthospinnin this shitthink i mite go for a nite drive
>>224993908It worked fairly well for someone a friend of mine knows
>>224993902
I have good hair genetics, both my dad and my mom's dad never went bald. But I got nerfed with terrible acne
I got a gf from /cum/, any of you could do it if you tried
XIAOHUI will be delivering my food tonight :]
>>224993931Do you eat a lot of sugary foods?
It's almost crying injun day how are you lads going to celebrate
>>224993938Those drivers can actually make a decent buck
>>224993946There is no money to be made doing that
>>224993941I did, I cut back heavily. This is what my acne looked like at it's relative peak. After I switched to a silk pillowcase and stopped drinking milk, it got a lot better. Problem is that if I don't eat perfectly I still break out, plus the acne scars
I could see uberjeets being profitable if you biked and only took orders in a city
>>224993946maybe 5 years ago but there are too many competing against each other now. maybe if they're in a really rural area but even then they'd be burning a lot on gas.
>>224993938this nigga should be taxed for using that many vowels
would love to deliver your slop
My IQ is 107 but sometimes I genuinely feel like it's less than 100
corrr just profligated a mad poopistani from the bowelstein-von-arschen-schaften
>>224993961terry moment
>>224993961Go outside as much as possible. Sun/UV light and fresh air are like skinmaxxing hacks.
gockberg
Preparing for the huns down south
People are ditching their vapes only to pick up another surprising habit
>>224993991Gock?
>>224993982it's got photonsplants crave it
I feel fucking defeated I want to die but I don't want my family to blame themselves I am just a failure
>>224993883>>224993650phwoar great filmchannel 4 used to put sum good films onwunce they did tarkovsky season i downloaded and still have every singl wun except for fuggin nostalgia not sure how i missed itbut now like coz of like competition from streamin' and stuff they put way less gud stuff on and much more just like action and comedy drivelwhich is really sad>>224993599phwoar hes me
Now that the dust has settled was Julius Caesar in the wrong?
I'm 5'8, and about 163 pounds. Been wanting to bulk for a while but I am scared that I'm going to be chubby again which absolutely DON'T want. Can I still gain muscle while on a 300 caloric deficit?
poopius queefer
>>224994014Clean bulk then cut
there's really only one thing keeping me from sucking a gock and that's the risk of contracting aids in my mouth
>>224994009john caesar
i would only tip if the waiter did a lil dance and a jig
>>224993991sucking cock?
>>224994009Recently read a book about him. Can't blame him for crossing the Rubicon given the fact that the optimates would have completely blocked and further political career and forced him into poverty via countless lawsuits.
>>224994014Nothing wrong with getting a higher body fat percentage if you're going to cut it off later. Get giga gains then lock it in cuz
>>224994014
Little Ceasars? Not a fan
>>224994036kek I'm gonna try that next time
>>224994007Ok but would you go into the zone?
What are some good Collagen supplements?
>>224994032He did do some shady stuff
gotta ask my beautiful lil asian doctor for a tretinoin prescr.
the lights are blinking im thinking it's all over when I go out drinking
average anime watcher
>>224994073srsly
>>224994009Ruining the republic sucks, but once he won what's done is done and he would have been a fine emperor. The senators who stabbed him did far, far much worse because they removed someone competent AND set a permanent precedence of emperor murdering that would pretty much never leave. And that is 1000x worse than anything Julius did.
>>224994057And the optimates were far worse.
average manga reader
>>224994087If I was asian I would want to look like this
>>224994087orarararararararara
>>224994083By that time the republic was just an oligarchy for the richest class. Nothing of value was lost. That being said the empire probably wasn't much better
average /cum/ poster
>>224993482Is that supposed to be an adult sitting in his lap?
>>224994103At my old security job I would feed a friendly squirrel despite the on-site supervisors saying not to
>>224994118hell yeah
>>224994103brother, may I have some nuts?
>>224994056Eating your fingernails
Man I couldn't get any pussy even if I was on Free Pussy Island
>>224994103why is this nigga looking the haka
>>224994104girls are smaller than boys usually
>>224994138SAME
>>224994140doing*
>>224993966How do you even pronounce choriental names
You know since I am depressed and old I am trying to get a grounds keeping position on a island or just some lodging in a remote place My goals San Juan island Alaska Martha's vineyard
>>224994143Boys aren't twice as big as girls unless they're like twice their age
>>224994073There is a sadness to this image.
>>224994152their names are just the sound of corduroy pants rubbing on themselves
>>224994104Women are dumb and want le super 6'12" tall and big guy 4 uIts the female equivalent of dudes like ginormous basketball sized boobs
boobs mentioned
>>224994166Voca it
>tell someone im 28>they ask if I'm marriedit's joever
>>224994184italian grandmas look like THAT?!
>>224994184Damn dude your sister is hot
>so anon what do you do for a living
>>224994184yeah those are khazarian grade milkenhosens and all that but are they worth that face? idk...
When I was a kid I would jerk off to Miley Cyrus's leaked pics even though they weren't even real nudes. Then she started getting her tits out for real and I didn't jerk off to her once.
>>224994197I have a job but I make so little I cant talk about it because all you people will pity me
gay sex 2
>>224994197working is gay, i make decent money and i'd much rather just have the money than do my job
>>224994197>what are your hobbies
>>224994190Never had a gf>>224994197Never had a job
>>224994241>what did you do last weekend
>>224994228
>>224993655would if she smells nice and doesn't have a nasal tone to her voice
>>224994228This is when you get a vagina with bottom surgery to have gay sex with, not because you want to be a woman
>>224993720i think that is a raven
>>224994197I cut shapes out of sheets of metal for a living. I guess this might impress an overweight 25-year-old CNA who drives a Jeep Compass.
>>224994248I uhhhhhhhhhhUhhhhhhhhI went to uhhhhhhI cant rememberI literally cannot remember what I did last weekend wtfI know I did something because..... I just know ok
>>224994197EMS but I should have been an electrician
>>224993945so... if i buy and eat the donut am i supporting or condemning native trauma?
>>224994266If only I could explain my vibrant, fascinating internet life
being gay was fun and all but i'm full grown now and i need to be more serious so i will be transing to a lady soon
Something is going to happen tomorrow. t. Knower
my skin looks like fried chicken with pepper
>>224994294I WILL buy groceries tomorrow. You can count on that.
>>224994272both. you're acknowledging that somewhere something might've possibly happened, and you're giving money to Tim Hortons which helps in destroying the white race in Canada through its carcinogenic food and demographic-destroying hiring practices.
>>224994279Ah yesWhat is do is mostly make up bullshit that sounds reasonable enough to be factual but also hard to prove so I can argue with people on topics that i dont know anything about. Like I'll scour the site index to find active threads on random boards just to shitpost on like /mlp/ or /adv/ or something that I have no actual interest in
>>224994310hey you know what they say, only 90% of a GOOD story is true
in a perfect world men like me would not existbut this is not a perfect world
CUM!!!!!!
big L on thinking the military would pay for a college degree instead of becoming an emt for less than 3k
kevin, your dog just died
My favorite porn videos are from China. I like watching homemade videos of Chinese prostitutes fucking their Johns in hotel rooms. They have a certain lack of enthusiasm and it really does something to me.
>>224994333https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR7S8JIt9Fsi love big L
/cum/ facing backlash after big L comments previously posted
We're so small. We're just little guys on a little rock in a big big universe. We should've never invented any of this shit. We should have just been friends. I love you. I really do, but I can't say it. I can't believe it. You're all beautiful like the stars in the night sky.
>>224994333You deserve to die in a gutter somewhere, Epsteinite rapesoldier.
>>224994310>site indexSomething I've noticed is that for some reason the /3DCG/ pinned post ends up there sometimes, can anyone explain that? I have that OP image of yotsuba burned into my retinas how many times I've seen it
>>224994379BRROOOOOOOyou're stressing me out man... i need like... a smoke break man.. fuuuuck... thats so deep bro
I hope you die in your sleep tonight
Am I a contrarian or is all the America hate from fellow leafs going into the territory of performative hysteria? I get it, we're in a trade war, but like bro redditors unironically think Trump is going to militarily invade us and these soy wristed faggots are going to go full gorilla warfare mode in the woods.
>>224994390same desu :x
>>224994381I was the squad leader in the epstein assasination
>>224994389Haha yeah! Take a hit and cozy up by the fire.
What the actual fuck is wrong with zoomers? They might be the gayest and most retarded people to ever walk this earth
People don't exclaim "Hot damn!" anymore
>>224994401No one here thinks of Canada at all
me and who
I weep for Canada
>>224994415I am aware but to my fellow leafs you guys live in their heads rent free.
>>224994413zamn that's crazyyy
>>224994411>i'm also diagnosed with bipolar and BPDaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there it is
>>224994411>whiney blog post about the man you're dating>uploaded with a picture of your foodThis is female behavior. Why do they pretend to be the opposite gender, but still do shit like this? It's half assed pretending and they expect everyone to go along with it.
i feel like a retard in a popsicle factory
>>224994411I was once into nerdy art girl who then trooned out. Almost immediately stopped talking to her as soon as she started to grow a beard. Not like I could score her anyways.>>224994436I think the gimmick of that subreddit is that you post food while talking about your problems
imma be imma be imma imma imma be
>>224994415
we should de-extinct the passenger pigeon
Pumpkin spice. Chai tea. Coffee. Cherry tobacco. Toasted marshmallow. Wet maple leaves. Molasses. The smell of a warm Canadian boy butt during North American autumn.
>tfw you bite into a cookie and get a chunk of butter
>>224994481Find the nearest bridge, sodomite.
>>224994489don't think this has ever happened to me in my life
>>224994498you probably dont know enough about baking to know what youre tasting when you eat something desuBut thats expected from 3rd worlders who eat shit their entire life like a peasant stuck in a septic tank you fucking loser mother fucking bitch
>>224994413Ebonics fatigue
>>224994508Woah!Who shit in YOUR cornflakes?!
>>224994481this canadian im talkin to has a FAT ass. i mean it's fucking unbelievable how fat this motherfucker's ass is. also says aboot instead of about.
>>224994508You ever bite into yourt cornflakes and get a chunk of shit? Because someone shit into your cornflakes?
>>224994411> go to REDDIT> on /r/trangenderfood or something>find post>make a blanket statement about EVERY ZOOMER based on TWO (2) mentally ill individuals on the mentally ill individual board of the mentally ill individual site
my neighbors started decorating for halloween yesterday. in september.i hope their house burns to the ground.
It's almost Christmas, almost time for that Mariah Carey hit
>>224994554>Mariah CareyI can't stand her voice
>>224994522Yes
>>224994547based neighbors
>>224994529its the top post on reddit right now and the comments are people who are even less mentally stable
I ain't the type to take slots out I just ruck they guts out get my nuts out and break the fuxk out
I don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I need
>>224994547Halloween is the best holiday aesthetically. Thinking of buying 5 of these and just, having them year around at this point
>>224994547A lot of houses in my parent's suburban neighbourhood have done that since at least last week. Nothing worth getting your jimmies rustled over.
>>224994561You just jealous of her range
>>224994547I haven't ever decorated for a holidayWhat's the pointThats for like, families with children and stuffThere is no joy in my life
>>224994569>>224994580>>224994583you retard niggers are missing the point: it's not even the right month. how much fun can halloween itself be when you've already spent the past 50 days "celebrating" it?
>>224994589I can't sing at all, why would I be jealous?I prefer softer female vocals like Hope Sandoval https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04J0ihSeIuI
>>224994592There's no joy in their lives either, they just choose to lie about it
>>224994600>how much fun can halloween itself beveryits the best holiday
>>224994574Redditards soyface over that shit for some reason. Like anything made by an undesirable demographic (coloreds, queers, females, etc.) gets updooted to hell regardless of the actual content of the post
>>224994604zoomers genuinely believe this btw
>become a sentient hivemind of cells and molecules>damn this shit gay*does a flip*
>>224994496Will I find a Canadian twink boy under the bridge?>>224994519Post it
>>224994369thats on of the OGs classics from the back in the day
>>224994604Normies live in bliss dudeLike actual irl normie normies not "internet normies" that are just people like us except they have usernames
its crazy that no matter how hard we try we will never get a gf meanwhile for women getting a bf is as easy as getting a cup of water
>>224994648its crazy how you live in Brazil
I posted Big L lyrics without realizing you were talking about Big L earlier in the thread
ignore the fakecel, his fakecel antics are not welcome here
how is crime in NYC
I'm so high it's chinese
>>224994648you dont get how BRUTAL it is out there for chudniqua
>>224994648Dude I guarantee you some hot bunda chick wanted your brown penis and you sperged out instead of just saying "sim"
drinking milk
>Brasimian word for yes is simYou can't make it up
Its a very chinese time in my life
>>224994711This gives me gas
>>224994731I could tell by the flag
Just peed in the sink lol
>>>/v/748398759found jason
>>224994722They dont actually use it because brazilians are retarded. Instead of saying "yes" they'll shit out some random verb. quero, gosto, entendo, vou, blah blah. so third worlded
>>224994722>Brasimiankek
>>224994731canada is aryan saar
Officially /cum/ bedtime, nighty night
I actually dont mind the way acne looks. I just dont like how it feels
Girls in high school would lick your facial acne, they thought it was sexy
>>224994863night bud
i grew my muscle mass really quick which is great but now both my arms have stretch marks on the biceps which is not great at all and now i'm learning it's permanent (and if i get a dermatologist involved, it could be permanent and *expensive*)
I'm insanely mentally ill and broken
>>224994925nobody cares about stretch marks
>>224993494Wait left is a girl I thought that was the bf
i had stretch marks on my biceps even before working out
>>224994931they do look really ugly though>>224994944interdasting...
Millennials won.
>>224994987gaming died when millennials entered the work force, everything died, everything went to shit
dobranoc
>>224993530This is very sad
currently in a 30 minute discussion with my GF about if she would still love me if I were peter griffin
>>224995059You don't have a girlfriend
>>224995079Yes, I do.
my gf weighs 200 pounds and has a five o clock shadow
my gf weighs under 100 lbs but sometimes has a bit of a mustache because shes italian
femcel = female VOLCEL
>>224995112>my gf weighs under 100 lbs is your gf a midget?
>>224995232she is very short but not a midgshe is also very fit, she can do 50 push ups and 50 pull ups back to back
>>224995112how old are you?
>>22499528836shes 26
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