owl edition
Listening to CHEVELLE. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
Shops are back open for business in Cheadle after a cyberattack
>>224993526good post
>argentina>not beaners
How bad can Australia be anyway
Is it known what Sir Kier Starmer is doing now?
>>224993546um
These early hours are too addictive. No noise. No distractions. No cars. No wogs. No hedge trimmers. No machines. Just the occasional birdsong in the silence.
just discovered that if you take a shot of bourbon and chase it with lipton lemon iced tea, you get the taste of weed in your mouth for a second
>>224993552having a wank i reckon
>>224993552poo screaming
do you think king charles ever had a wank
>>224993567Who do you think was the first PM to have a wank in 9 or 10 Downey Street, London?
When's the last time Camilla and Charles had sex?
mental that we are on the brink of ww3 and i should be prepping for it but have no will or motivation to do so
>>224993589this onehe looks like a jerker
>>224993603Why would that be the case?
wish i lived in dickensian-era london, although not really because it would have been fucking grim as fuck
>>224993603Mental how that's complete rubbish.
Sam from Totally Spies sex arse
>>224993603who are the combatants in this ww3?
>>224993585>>224993589>>224993594dunno
>>224993609and just like Keir Starmer he married a jewish woman and raised his children jewish
>>224993514
>>224993621bet it would have been nice if you had a normal job instead of being an oliver twist factory urchin
>>224993609Lord Rosebatory ahahahaAlright I'm out, let's all pray for world peace tonight
>>224993627roake and leftypops
Sure the chief noncetans in government and the World Economic Forum want us to fight WW3, but the masses aren't geopolitically illiterate today like they were in 1914 and 1939. The average man today knows his government is full of soft doughy nonce types like Starmer or a tranny sucker like Macron and say fight your own wars zog bot.
>>224993638My job would be a prostitute in the East End
>>224993514Guess where I live
>>224993514cute
Hooting and hollering means making a loud, excited noise, especially while cheering, laughing, celebrating, or just having a big time. It can also mean causing a ruckus when somebody's upset about something. (in Southern and Appalachian speech)#SouthernSayings #Appalachia #ExpressionsandIdioms #PeopleandRelationships #Southern
just beat magnus carlsen on chess.com
>>224993672Holler has more than one meaning in Appalachia too
>>224993667Portland
>>224993552doing what he can to scrape by
>>224993669hehe, that actually got me
>>224993667beautiful phoenix arizona
>>224993698Stop posting these
>>224993667Boston
>>224993698mousegod
>>224993698this is "mousedude" !!
>>224993716a wicked glint in his eye
can't get back to sleep, gotta be up for toil in 2 hours
It's giving 'another cat's arsehole licked'
>>224993700nta, why would you think that's a desert
these last few days have been rough on the mental front, but i think i'm doing better now.
>>224993761*gives you a hug*
>>224993690me too at first, never know with these creatures
>>224993667pic unrelated?
I want a pet crow ok!!
Only ever seen one city in my whole life and it's nothing like big skyscraper cities with hundreds of thousands of people. Nice 40,000 people. It's mostly because I was blinded there in 1996 ;) Get Captcha
>>224993798I want you to be away from animals and society in general
>>224993761glad you're feeling better
>>224993765*grabs your back tightly*thanks x, sometimes i feel like all i am is the sum of the bad things that happened in the past.how are you doing?
Why does he keep spamming the same emote
>>224993750
[B]et [B]row
>>224993815thanks, how are things going for you?>>224993842
feeling blackpilled and playing vidya to take my mind off lifeat 4am
i am genuinely a worthless horrible creep and i deserve to suffer
how do I persuade ChatNiggaPT to be my gf
slugmen hours is it
>>224993855these videos helped me a bit, maybe they can help you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaep7tUCJ1Q
>>224993854why are you blackpilled
slept for like 3 or 4 hours in a kind of limbo now not really tired enough to go back to sleep
>>224993875ok
>>224993858you shouldn't
300/400 pokemon for my living 'dex in pokemon shield
>>224993858ever since AI psychosis started becoming common, blackrock made AIs constantly remind the goys that they're speaking to a machine.
>>224993875This is me every single day
>>224993890That's you to -do list posted
>>224993890racismlad!
>>224993667fran sanfrisco
>>224993875grow up
>>224993858There are multiple websites and apps for this actually
>>224993667somewhere in the east coast obviously.maybe buffalo?
>>224993907The river running through the city made me think Portland but the dwellings look older, like east coast era.
one shite in bangkok cause i ate a bad oyster
pooing out my willy
thinking about white genocide and crying
>>224993949just wank to it
golden brown, wee out my bum
>>224993861yeah
>>224993798have a pet crow. have two
>>224993930oh yeah it is boston, that's the zakim bridge weird name
just found out wow forever is banning people with funny names
>>224993983good, it's about time people started growing up
>>224993959*sprinkles you with salt*
>>224993983stealthy way of banning indians from playing
>>224993989gonna call my self 4chanintBRIT
>>224993990ok well you've just killed me
>>224993861...yh
>>224994001You'll do nothing
just farted out my big hairy pooey bumhole
>>224993890
women are lovely
>>224994020just not a normal thing to say is it
>>224994034grow up
>>224993514I wanna kill myself but I am worried my family might blame themselves honestly just defeated what would be the point of going into an apprenticeship or community college at my old ass unc age
>>224994037i compel you to gain a clue
>>224993824that sucks, and is very heavy to carry. you're much more than that, even if it doesn't always feel like it>>224993853okay mostly and anything that isn't so great is my own making, so i can't complain
>>224994040
>>224994040ktim i die a little inside when my dad says I can still do something then i go look at courses and jobs and see fuck all
>>224994040never kill yourselfyou'll die at some point guaranteed so may as well enjoy life
>>224994030they are
americans have it easy for the ol cide you guys literally have exit pills on demand every where else you need to die in extreme agony to commit
>>224994040Who gives a shit, there are 50 year olds with 2 kids in every class
realistically if i wasn't so damned afraid of dying i'd be dead alreadyhave weighed up the options and on the balance of things i'd rather be dead, and i think i'd rather be dead than anyone would rather me be alive
ava that is not normal
>>224994070chopped unc having out with the rest of the chopplegangers KEK
nothing but the knife to live for
>>224994040lots of people start or switch careers later in life, you probably aren't even all that old
why would i kill myself when i will die at some point anyway?would rather just enjoy my life
>>224994077good image
Fuck arse yanks posting in brit
>>224994076*rather be dead MORE than anyone would rather me be alive
>>224994076same but im quickly working up the courage these days
fucking loads of hairs falling out of my head all the time
bad vibes here this morning
>>224994088well i'm not enjoying life you see
>>224994101cancer
Screaming in a niggers bum
>>224994088non-suicidal niggas be like:
eating a flapjack at 4:35 am
>>224994110how so
>>224994099sometimes think of all the anonymous /brit/ posters we've lostwe'd never know. they'd just stop posting one daymakes me sad
>>224994109well just enjoy ityou will get your wish of death eventually, guaranteedso in the meanwhile look forward to that and live a good life
these bitches act local and think global
>>224994101start taking vit d and get your iron checked
sometimes youve just got to accept that some people aren't made for life, their brains just dont work in the same way normal peoples do, is it fair for them to persist in despair purely for the sake of others feelings?
>You WILL NOT play Helldivers 2.>You WILL NOT play Horizon Forbidden West.>You WILL NOT play Watch Dogs Legion.What is it about these three specific games which triggered him?Why is he like this?
>>224994133why
>>224994139i can play helldivers 2
>>224994139what
>>224994146No you can't. It's banned from sale in the UK.Click this link for proof:https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/Andy Burnham's Labour Party did this, btw.
If anyone's got any worries at the moment, just keep thinking about it but don't feel bad mate.
>>224994158i was literally playing it today
isn't watch dogs legion dogshit
Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?
>>224994149Helldivers 2, Horizon Forbidden West, and Watch Dogs Legion are all blocked from sale on Steam in the UK as of right now because of the Labour government's request.
fucking bored of poe 2 but i need to get these season achievements before it runs out FUMING!
>>224994173fake news
>>224994175poo 2
>>224994142you probably have a deficiency if your hair is shedding like that
>>224994176True news. Open all three of these links. The games are hard-blocked for all UK IPs.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2420110/Horizon_Forbidden_West_Complete_Edition/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2239550/Watch_Dogs_Legion/
>>224994178oh ok i thought it was just my norwood, i am thinning a bit on the sidesi am irish diaspora doe so as our good friend heatherpaedo says i may be iron deficient!
I want a twink to smell my bushy pubes and cock
want a kittenberg in my life
>>224994183>because of the Labour government's request.your basis for this?
>>224994188go out and get one NOW
stop, look, and listen.
thought it was just a boomer meme but as i get older i realise that women really do fucking nag you
nofap saved my hair
>>224994194The publishers for all of these games have confirmed they did not delist them in the UK deliberately. Steam hasn't commented on it. It's most likely that a change in UK law has resulted in these games being geoblocked from our country because of some minute detail which violates the Online Safety Act or some other retarded Bongoloid law.Somebody needs to ask Andy Burnham about why these games were banned in a press conference ASAP. If our journalists had any backbone, they would do it, but they are slaves so they won't. "Can't upset Daddy Labour!"
Isn't a bit cringe I am trying to go back to community college at 24 I mean not 24 yet when I start I will sadly I missed the deadling
>>224994186Gaycunts be like>I'm attracted to people who smell like cum and shit and piss and severe body odour.>Yes this is entirely normal, and you're a disgusting homophobic bigot if you say it isn't.
>>224994218fuck off 24 is perfect age for it, get moving now!
>>224994218grow up
>>224994226I also will be quiting weed I found out I am probably too dumb to lab tech since I can't do the CNA role I am seriously dumb I don't know why people think I am smart because I legitimately proved I was retarded by fucking basic blue collar shit
>>224994218>Isn't a bit cringe I am trying to go back to community college at 24no
>>224994185well you could probably do with extra vitamin d at any rate, we all could really
>>224994216>It's most likely that a change in UK law has resulted in these games being geoblocked from our country because of some minute detail which violates the Online Safety Act or some other retarded Bongoloid law.i don't think that's most likely at alli think you just completely made that up and you have no idea what you're talking about
>>224994251So what other possible reason is there for Helldivers 2, Horizon Forbidden West, and Watch Dogs Legion to be totally geoblocked from sale in the UK for multiple weeks at this point? Go on, offer me a plausible reason that isn't the fault of the government.
>>224994261fair enough i concede
>>224994261https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-responds-after-pc-games-including-helldivers-2-disappear-in-uk/>“We are aware of an issue affecting the availability of select titles on Steam in the UK,” a spokesperson said. “We are working with Valve to address the issue. We apologize for the inconvenience.”i think that if they had any reason to believe this was a government-issued block they would have mentioned it in some capacity. i think there are many technical mistakes that could lead to a temporary error like this.i hope that you are just regurgitating this nonsense from X or /v/ or wherever you're reading it and you're not actually retarded enough to come up with it yourself
>>224994244Since I can't basically go to college now I quit weed it made retarded and now trying to get a grounds keeper job on some island since I am a unc
>>224994269i accept your concession
Sir Queer Starmer
>>224994275>i think that if they had any reason to believe this was a government-issued block they would have mentioned it in some capacity. i think there are many technical mistakes that could lead to a temporary error like this.How would there be "an issue affecting the availability of select titles on Steam in the UK" if it was NOT caused by the government?Steam has no specific policies which independently discriminate against UK users. If something is being imposed, then it has to come from the state itself.The Labour Party in recent years has a long history of wanting to control, regulate, and censor the media which British people are allowed to consume. They have also displayed a disdain for video games in particular.
Had like 2 hours sleep and just woke up from a scary nightmare Now I have to get up to work in another hour Any kind or soothing words for me? :(
>>224993667Toronto
>>224994286Sir Pansy Bumham
>>224994288>If something is being imposed, then it has to come from the state itself.no, it doesn'twhy would players that own the game be able to continue playing them if the government had chosen to block them?why would you still be able to buy the games on other online stores if the government had chosen to block them?why does sony's official response present it as a technical mistake and not government censorship?you really have come up with this yourself, haven't you? jesus wept. the best part is when you're completely proven wrong later this whole thing will pass entirely from your mind, and have no impact on you making such insane leaps of logic in the future
get the LSD ingestedget the jefferson airplane listened to
>>224994101if you're on the minoxidil that's normalif you supplement vitamin D get a multivitamin with D3 specifically alongside K2. It makes it absorb much better
Discord voice chats be likehttps://voca.ro/115shXfIVVFT
did the founding fathers smoke weed?
>>224994291Nobody will gently soothe me after my terrifying nightmares Ahh well, I guess that's life as an adult... just have to try to hold back the loneliness and tears and pretend we aren't just kids playing adult don't we all eh?
he was up all night talking about this same topic last nightreally sad
>>224994337listened to vulnicura by bjork last time i was on acid and it was mint
>>224994341not on the minoxdililidx or whatever its called i dont take drugs to stop hairs falling off a head
>>224994348why the fuck does it sound like a radio transmission from 1920
>>224994354fucking hell you're rightokay i've made a big mistake engaging this mental illness
>>224994373he was talking about ed sheerin as well if you'd be up for that?
plotting a decaf coffee with oat milk
>>224994383whats even the point of decaf coffee
how's it really going folx?
>>224994328>you really have come up with this yourself, haven't you? jesus wept. the best part is when you're completely proven wrong later this whole thing will pass entirely from your mind, and have no impact on you making such insane leaps of logic in the futureI will enjoy making fun of you and laughing at you when it is soon confirmed that Andy Burnham's Labour Party banned these games from sale.They're going to try to ban or censor or regulate GTA VI too, btw. It's significantly too "problematic" for Labour to tolerate. Calling it now.
>>224994383lol bender
>>224994350...yh
>>224994261pretty sure we did this yesterday watch dogs legion is in no way blocked
>>224994383strange and potentially hurtful lie
>>224994391coffee is a nice tasting drink
Being a grown up is hard, depressing, and sucks arse
the rorkethe rorke says
adulting is le hard!!!!
>>224994398>watch dogs legion is in no way blockedYou cannot purchase, or even view the page, of Watch Dogs Legion on Steam in the UK.https://store.steampowered.com/app/2239550/Watch_Dogs_Legion/It is genuinely fucking insane that Andy Burnham has done this. That northern cunt deserves to get the Minecraft treatment, ASAP.
folx
>>224994427don't go out much do you
>>224994426It is and it's stupid to pretend otherwise
>>224994427and yet you can view the page and purchase the game on ubisoft
>>224994110Hairloss in cancer patients comes from chemotherapy
>>224994291it was not real okit was just a dream ok
>>224994440Why can't I purchase the game on Steam? Because of Andy Burnham's Labour Party and their censorious nanny-statist totalitarian Soviet-style regime.
sir andy burnham's first order of business was to personally ban watch dogs legion from steamthis is known
>>224994455why would andy burnham wish to stop you from buying a game on steam specifically? does he have beef with gabe?
folx have been conditioned to wait for the next
>>224994452Thank you so muchThat's all I needed
good gimmick this
https://voca.ro/1gGtCS5llQYl
Andy Burnham trying to raise the birthrates by banning the most incellious of video games so people go outside
>>224994472ok
the /wpop/ general on /mu/ is really mental
>>224994455Fear and Hunger and also every sex game has been banned on steam for anyone without a credit card in the UK for like a year already Shit sucks
yanks talk about 9/11 25 years later like its their day jobget over it lads
>>224994485it was a big thing though
>>224994479Labourmongs will unironically defend this shit purely because they cannot be seen to go against The Party.It's fucking pathetic.
Sing your lifeAny fool can think up words that rhymeMany others doWhy don't you?Do you want to?Sing your lifeWalk right up to the microphoneAnd nameAll the things you loveAll the things that you loatheOh sing your lifeThe things that you loveAnd the things you loatheOh sing your lifeOh sing your life folx
bro keeps spamming the same emote
the graze on my hand still hasnt really healed
Sometimes men want to be held and to be the little spoon too No, it's not gay (assuming it's with a woman)
Interesting how you don't hear much about the people who died in the Pentagon crash and that one plane crashing in a field because the passengers fought the hijackers. The Twin Towers get the main focus. Guess it's cause the footage of it is much better than the other two
interesting how you hear more about planes that crashed into packed buildings more than a plane that crashed in a field
>>224994514well yeah flying a plane into a building in the middle of new york and knocking it down is more notable than the other things
>>224994514also the people in the pentagon probably deserved it
It's okay, it's gonna be okay. Just relax. Sshhh.
Remember the Titanic? Bet that was like the 9/11 of it's time.Not terrorists of course but like the same shock over tragic mass death of mostly white people.
>>224994544she looks nice i'd like to have sex with her if she was my girlfriend or wife
>>224994556interesting you hear more about the titanic than a boat that didnt sink
>>224994475https://voca.ro/17kwe1Daeje5
>>224994514that was kinda stupid of them to target the pentagon like what were they trying to accomplish with that
reckon i'm actually going to kill myself this time boys
Back in September 2011 some random US news channel uploaded a very high-quality (for 2001 at least) multiple hours-long raw recording of one of their reporters running around New York City right after the planes hit, chronicling everything that was going on. He was hitching a ride on the side of ambulances and shit to get around. It was incredibly visceral footage capturing people panicking and freaking out right on the ground as it was all happening. Even captured the moment when the towers collapsed and debris just spewed everywhere up all the streets.It was uploaded for the 10th anniversary of 9/11. I have never been able to find it since then. I tried every possible search query and have looked everywhere. The footage just doesn't seem to exist. It's a tragedy if nobody archived it. It was so interesting.
>>224994536Pentagon crash is pretty big I sometimes forget it even happened when I think on 9/11>>224994537No American deserves to die
Oceangate niggas deserved their fate for their sheer hubris plus they were all tarqs, feel the tiniest bit of sympathy of the teenage son on board tho
>>224994579They accomplished nothing with any of it really, they lost in the end
>>224994591the teenage lad was a paki or something weren't he
>>224994590>No American deserves to dieWhat about Trump or any of the other Epsteinite paedo island guest billionaire zionists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ifuPjDREc
>>224993547Boundaries and kindness are all good. Don't lose the latter xTime for kip
>>224994591this is also true for anyone who steps foot on a planeif man were meant to fly hed have grown wings by now
>>224994607Hello Mohammed.
>>224994582be quiet
grow up
>>224994603Pakistani billionaire father and white Scottish mother. An odd mix to be sure.
>>224994582One less Pozzie in the world is an extremely good outcome.
>>224994183Wth
>>224994590https://voca.ro/14yMoVyfyn9n
>>224994618You're defending billionaire paedophiles on 4chan at 5 am
Flying in the golden age
america first toil soon
>>224994651Flying today
>>224994591All the small thingsTrue care, truth bringsI'll take one liftYour ride, best tripAlways, I know
>>224994647sc
https://voca.ro/16lxyE16VBT4
>>224994647You're defending grooming gang members who worship a pedophile "prophet" on 4chan at 5am.
showertoil loomsi could go to the asda without showering of course but i probably smell like old semen
>>224994673No I'm not tho
>>224994676grow up
>>224994656Yankified freak
David Walliams and Caroline Ahern in the audience during Capital FM's Party in the Park 1999 in Hyde Park , London (1999)
>>224994646"A piece that's bigger than a big mac box" is such an American comparison to come to your mind
>>224994688God I wish I got to be of adult age in 1999. So bad. Everything was better back then. 1990s and early 2000s was peak human civilisation.
[spoiler]g'night folx[/spoiler]
Just woke up for toil
imagine debating politics with heathermong
You look different
>>224994713been up since half three myself simply unable to get back to sleepluckily i'm wfh today cos i'm gonna be SNOOZIN
>>224994713screaming
>>224994706goodnight
>>224994702Lmao okay a Burger King Whopper box
well said jez
the toil freaks are activating
>>224994737youre the only whopper here pal
>>224994734Everybody on /v/ back in 2012 said she was a tranny/trap, nobody had any proof but they repeated it so much and so strongly that I have never been able to see her as anything else other than a man.I still have no idea if it was true or not.
they should bring back 1940s slang
right well this is a merger of two neutron stars into onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMcU2m5YbFE
been watching those ricardo lopez tapes, i find it comforting to know that incels existed 30 years ago
>>224994747O.K!!!
>>224994748the concept of black holes does seem very far fetched to me
Holding you, loving you, kissing you... Tell me I belong...
>>224994753incels have existed longer than humanity has
>>224994763Fuck do you know about anything
>>224994763Rorke has a budding fascination for them
>>224994742That's what I call my willy the Whopper
>>224994745>trapmad how nobody uses this term anymore. same with transsexual/transvestite and global warming
>>224994781why? because it's smaller than advertised and always underwhelming?
>>224994763they suck HARD!!!!!
>>224994787black holes do not in fact "suck"
>>224994738infantile populism — the view that if you want something badly enough, it has to be available
>>224994755this will be woke in 2050
>>224994776scr
>>224994794Go bore off to Tel Aviv
>>224994790hs?
>>224994801concession accepted
>>224994738>>224994801Jeremy Corbyn wants infinity open-borders immigration btw.
i'm going to bed, too tired.
>>224994802they dont suck any more than the sun or the earth or whatever else do fake diego
>>224994807Ok based
>>224994786Because it's hot to your order infrequently in your mouth
>>224994807good job i'm not a racist racistlad
me filming myself doing attempted murder and then uploaded it to facebook
>>224994827Most intelligent 'I do stuff IRL' Rorke
forced to get out of my bed and go eat to not die of hunger again
>>224994815>t. Mohammed Al-Bohammed Bin-Abdullah>>224994820>t. Ngumboeku Bababugunde Timbabunge
ash sitting on my face
>>224994874large breasticles
>>224994874Imagine the thick cloud of putrid stench every time she walks in a room.
https://voca.ro/12aIrSFWpVmk
Slavs take up to much of Europe Kick them out the balkans and make something new there
>>224994888Fuck up
>>224994887what it proves is [something clearly unproven]
the new
>>224994896Kys
https://mangafire.to/title/pjn4x-007-seriess/chapter/3192901
New>>224994919
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid