totalbiscuit edition prev >>225004725
I liked TB until I learned he was antiwhite and feminist. Rest in pee and poo nigg
>>225012163Going bald truly is an absolute death sentence even if you look like henry cavill or whatever.
Things that hurt list:1. My back
>>225011873>>225011942I am very aware of the rise in ass cancer. I am continuing the conversation of dark humor, by saying I would make jokes about it if I contracted it. I would not make jokes about someone else's ass cancer.
drank a white monster and felt like totalbiscuit on the bathroom
>>2250122032. my crack
Its called super intelligence now
>>225012199true that if youre bald dont even bother going out of your house, aint nobody want to see your disgusting visage
>>225012232all the world leaders agree that the goyim are subhuman slaves to be exploited and killed
>>225012232Don't care what this orange retard has to say
SUPER INTELLIGENCE, TAKE EM TO LAKE AMERICA!
Balded Ass canceredMy legacy is autistic yt reviews you *points at u* already forgotWife doesn't care i diedYep, its total biscuit time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZlRX03BzeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoPhx18f2JA
Just suddenly got extremely sad and fearful as if I'm going to die soon.
I keep having nightmares and headaches waking up with screams and scratches on my arms, two nights ago i dreamed of killing someone with an assault rifle and eating his skull, another i dreamed of having been split in half with a chainsaw, another night i dreamed of my parents melting and their eyes popping out of their heads, what the fuck is going un
What's with the rise in ass cancer
>>225012357his daughter btw. bretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVHVx1omeQo
>>225012396Low fiber and highly processed diets
>>225012374>>225012379you're not you when you're hungry
>>225012396faggotry
people that go outside are the most boring mfs alive theres nothing to do outside lmao all the fun shit is inside unless you live in a specific area
>>225012419Sounds like you're guessing
>>225012429I have been overeating like a motherfucker too
>>225012379Have you tried not being a schizo faggot?
>>225012437>t. The most boring man alive
>>225012207>>225011592Being puritanical about comedy like this is a zoomer thing, its kinda like their unyielding view of age gap relationships
>>225012446Both those things are associated with colorectal cancer, and 55% of the average American's daily calories come from ultraprocessed food. It's not a crazy hypothesis
>>225012476>t. assmad bitch that got exposed
>>225012419Boomers ate nothing but wonderbread and deli meats
>>225012396Homos o algo
Canadian boibutts up as the Canadians say
Lots of white girls talk about gaming it seems
>>225012508They ate less in general and were less obese. Obesity raises the risk of colorectal cancer
>>225012559bitches love the sims
purchased a pumpkin spice latte out of the starbucks in the Jewel-Osco™ grocery store.
>>225012564They also snorted lead off of strippers tits and ate chicken laced with heroin o algo
>>225012564Oh that's weird because that's not what you said in your original post but okay
>>225012504>if I pretend they're mad I'll feel better about myselfNot mad just feel bad for how boring you are. No wonder you can't get any hoes you ben stein ass bitch
>>225012584I always feel so fancy yet so extremely middle class whenever I walk into a Jewel-Osco
>>225012572animal crossing and stardew valley too
>>225012163they feared him, he could have saved usbobby kotick injected him with ass cancer
>>225012621I wasn't providing an exhaustive list of causes, only some of the most salient ones. I'm sorry if that wasn't clear.
>>225012572You would be surprised how many of them sex mod it
>>225012642they have much better croissants than walmart
>>225012651>Animal crossing Nigga befriend an animal outside
do ppl in north america put mayo on their pizza?over here every true herzegovinian does
I'm a walking disaster
Putting slop into your digestive tract that's filled with chemicals without normal culinary use, I'm sure that has absolutely no effect on colorectal cancer, sure
>>225012680Also way better pastries in general which is important
>>225012685kids would do it at school and i thought it was fucking disgusting
>>225012685People would unironically call the police on you for terrorism if you did that European shit here
>>225012374Personally im looking guard to dying because living in Iowa is a worse fate than death
>>225012625>no argument at all of any kind>n-no youre the boring one! not me!get a personality lmao. you sound like dumbass woman haha
>>225012683the neighborhood cats come up to me for pets sometimes
>>225012758Looking forward*
indian_man_pregnant emoji
>>225012706I think sitting 16 hours a day doesn't help either
>>225012232I'm a government worker so I can't wait for the official emails ordering us to call it SI from now on.
>>225012807They both contribute
Actually you need to get sexed in the ass to prevent colon cancer and cum cancer. Make sure to schedule with a certified professional. At least twice a month.
eat bacon daily. piss and shit at the local synagogue weekly. yas
>>225012660Yeah haha no problem usually when I provide a list of causes I don't try to tactically adjust it on the fly when I'm contradicted by basic logic but whatever works for you
>>225012842>Synagogue CSIS tracking you rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKDBPw8wQA
>225012836brian tier post
had a pretty bad colon cancer scare earlier this year but it turned out i just had internal hemorrhoids
If I take regular shits, 1-2 per day, it decreases my chances of ass cancer, right? Right?
>>225012850Are you trying to argue that ultra-processed food does not contribute to colorectal cancer? These causes are not mutually exclusive. There's hardly a medical condition that obesity does not exacerbate. Stop pretending to be retarded by failing to understand what I wrote.
>>225012889If he also denies AIDS and HIV exists it probably is Brian
>>225012888>tfw I never be a young David Lee Roth surrounded by limitless women and cocaine
>>225012924I think 1 a day is pretty normal, neither good nor bad
>>225012976Live your myth in Colombia
You niggas will argue about anything
>>225012181Tom Brady?
Thread died
>>225013016Who you calling nigga!? Jeet ahh mfer
>>225013081Happens multiple times a day now, I swear there's only like 10 regular /cum/bros these days
>>225013081At the humiliation factory rn
Ella fellas RISE UP!
>>225013081All me
Idk wtf happened, but if I have more than one cuppajoe a day now I get extreme anxiety
>>225013270caffeine induces anxiety o algo
What kind of alcohol am I drinking today
Guys the Rogansphere is freaking out
>>225013270Acquired caffeine sensitivity
>>225013316Is it because of the younger dry ass impact?
refuse to read books written by women
>white girl bundaHMMMMNNGGGGGGGGCARAMBA
>>225013294It's a buzzball kinda day
merry christmas cummies
>>225013280I used to be able to drink 3+ cups a day without issue
>>225013524>t.
it takes me 2 hours to drink my coffee
>>225013475Whisky it is
sepuku time
Trump should rename Canada to Canada of America and also rename Mexico to Mexico of American
Jerked off with Doug Demuro videos on in the background too many times and now I get horny for cars with interesting quirks and features.
>>225013419It's because of the long ass boys IIRC
>>225013676
>>225013607Hello, I'am here to inform you that the good people of /ex-yu/ thread have elected you as their president in your absence.Also we apologize for calling you a dogfucker, that was only banter, we are sure you would understand.
>>225013607Congratulations president
so many non /cum/ flags
>>225013853We need a solution, a final one even
>>225013853the great melting pot
I've resolved to try a matcha latte from this zoomer spot in town where it says 'matcha & yap' on the front lmao
>>225011085So true
Poo? Fart?
>>225013985I gotta take a wicked jeet rn, ate too much spicy food at lunch
>>225013985Currently doing that (on terlit)
Just found out that 61% of Germans in the 18-24 range believe in horoscopes
My car has a built in locking gun cubby in the floorNice lil quirk
>>225013635Go with malt liquor actually
Who was in the wrong here?
are you yapping or rapping?
>>225014110Malt liquor? I hardly know her>>225014119Raping
>>225014091I believe in whores’ gapes
>>225014115"Look at his cock" is now an official position of the Canadian government
>>225014115should the guy get deported just for being a butt voyeur at high highly skilled job? that's a bit harsh, it's not like he was touchy-feely or even filmed their faces & tits!
>>225012163dead numale
>>225014091So all women and then 11% of German men?
>>225013787that's pretty cooli promise i will be a good president>>225013836thanks leafbro
Are we hosting the /pol/ meetup in Lakewood, NJ?
>>225014212If one were imperator for a day, the Canadian government would do executions, rather than deportations
"Look at this gock" is now an official position of the Canadian government
>>225014266no, we're hosting it in frisco, tx
BOOOOOOCHIIEEEEEEEEE
Can’t you just host it again in Rapedbuck, Mississippi like last time
why doesn't /cum/ have a president?
My uncle hits on the Filipina nurse at the old folks home
going to Canada for a sexy catgirl MAID but then they just murder me
>>225014289How about Berwyn, IL? We can go to Michael Anthony's pizza bar and invite Nick Fuentes?
Do you agree strongly?
Actually it's a good opportunity to get ahead of the game for once, American nazis just copy everything germans do so I'll make a business selling turquoise swastikas and color-changing mood mein kampfs. Ouija boards with pictures of famous nazis on them etc. I tell you we will make a fortune moshe
You of meet in Moscow, Idaho in dead of winter and I come, tavarishes!, I come, da?
how about sissy maid and they assist troonbergs in 41%ing
>>225014353>>225014353>Nick Fuentes?begging for a gay orgy with brian and nick
>>225014354Less than they deserve of what? I imagine the question intentionally leaves this ambiguous but was wondering if there's missing context that would make this clear
>>225013434Mary Shelly and Jane Austin were good
Wtf are you retards talking about
>>225014379хopoшo
>>225014354i agree very very very very very very strongly
>>225014405Virginia Woolf and George Eliot too
>>2250143541, they deserve smooth studio funk straight from early 80's Hollywood, and I don't see the kids getting that kind of education today.
Life is shit and I've never enjoyed it
>>225014442i enjoyed 2012-2016.
>>225014428>>225014405>>225013434Stephenie Meyer and E. L. James are the best
>>225014392Berwyn is too far for Brian because first off he doesn't know how to get there from Jefferson Park station
>>225014348
>>225013434Ayn Rand wrote The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged
New Yorker cartoon
Has anyone seen that dystopian feminist series that went on forever with Elizabeth Moss to be able to tell me whether there was anything worth seeing there?
What they don't tell you about turning 24 is that you become completely incontinent and you have to wear adult diapers while shit slides out of your asshole without any resistance whatsoever
>>225014465you underestimate is voodoo doo doo magichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRnUR7fJdaU
>>225014497How about Anys Rand
>>225014540Is this about suffering twink death as a 24yo fag
somebodys shooting right nowhope they dont shoot my mower again
>>225014572Do you neighbors just crack off shots into the woods or something?
>>225014497How about Macho Man Ayn Randy Savage?
>>225014572Freedom ain't free.
>>225014542Jason and Brian CTA/Pace themehttps://youtu.be/g1_ym09MAks
>>225014609how about Macho Mayn Randy Savage
these taste like skittles.
>>225014606maybe they smoke crack and shoot heroin in the woods instead and there's a guy who comes to chase them off
>>225014115The women for not wearing their lab coats like they should have been. Dress like a whore, get treated like a whore. Besides both of them voted for him to be in the country. They get what they deserve.
*surreptitiously rapes you*
>>225014606yeah theyll also stop in the middle of the road to pop shots at turkeys or coyotes. its kind of annoying
Don't worry about who the fuck I am. I'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck?
>>225014667Must have a micropenis
>>225014676why are you standing in my toilet?
>>225014659Voting isn’t real. You might as well flush your ballot down the toilet, and it’d have exactly the same effect. It’s insane to blame the plebeians for elite behaviour due to a fake elite legitimation ritual
>>225014680done 'im
>>225014675Sounds extremely irresponsible. Bet you it's a pistol, pistol shooters are usually trashy, unobservant and unskilled
>>225014703>Plebeians>retarded women at adult daycare in some do-nothing jobYes those poor plebs.If you asked either of those women if they think we should ban all browns from entering Canada for eternity they would look at you with horror and disgust, call you a nazi, then make a new Reel talking about the bigot chud they encountered that morning. They. Get. What. They. Deserve.
>>225014716how about MG-42 shooters?
>>225014572i hate gunfags, i sometimes see them shooting at i don't know what at this trail where i run at.
Watching Hard Target
>>225014761Whoa are you telling me that retarded plebs get indoctrinated to the state religion of whatever group rules over them at gunpoint, and they’d similarly conform to whatever the state told them if Hitler or Mao ruled over them? Just finding this out now…
>dats my dawg
haven't showered in 3 days award
>>225014812What do ya mean Haahd Taaghet wasn't shaaht in Baahston?
I just turned 18 and my life is already overWoe is me
Black people be like>My son name be Rotel "Spicy Nacho" Washington
>>225014824That's only an excuse if you are also a retard. Otherwise you'd recognize the ability of each person to have their own mind made up about these things.I'm getting a bit of a brown vibe from you. Not saying you're a jeet, but it's not completely ruled out yet either.
>>225014886wasn't it Jefferson who said that most men are already dead at 26, just not yet buried? You're just precocious!
>>225014926at 30 i still kind of felt like there were possibilities left. at 35 the doors slammed shut.
>>225014767Based and erika pilled
Republicans when children and babies die: thoughts and prayers for the dead baby/children
MG42 mentioned
>>225014983As opposed to the British government's position of >AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN
>>225014776If you don't know what they're shooting at why does it bother you
>>225014996Pray for them again I'm mouse poster btw
>>225014992:)
They scream out my failures and whisper my accomplishments
>>225014776dw we are just shooting at cyclistsstay on your feet and you're safe
>>225014767rich boomers who also dont practice gun safety either
Oh you are literally talking about guns. Based hell yeah brothers
>>225014896ok skylar christine coates-omalley
>>225014540What the hell went wrong with zoomers? Jesus.
>>225015023>They scream out my failures and whisper my accomplishmentsDamn that's a big congregation of loud ass niggas
Speaking of shooting, does anyone want to go to the range with me tomorrow?Getting a new toy to play with
>>225015043At least those are real names
>>225015061yea just buy me a plane ticket
gooned to naruto porn
Black people be like>Dis my pitbull BARKQUAYVIUS
>>225015061I need to test some reloads
>>225015042cant you own guns but only like shotguns and 22s and shitwhy dont you own a gun bongbro
>>225015090Hinata?
Just give me something to break
>>225015072Ok, but you aren't staying with me in the gooncaveYou'll have to rent your own motel or hotel roomMaybe a motor lodgeAvoid the inns
>>225015119sarada x sakuraino best girl tho
>>225015061only if youre buying ammo. got any 300 newton or 25 krag ackley improved
>>225015023Type of things niggas post on FB after missing another child support payment and getting their wage garnished
>skylar christine coates-omalley crashing out hardkekaroni the san francisco treat
>>225015157>skylar christine coates-omalleyliterally who?
Wakey wakey you fat fuck
>>225015112You must be the guy that recommended getting the used rock chucker?Hopefully you aren't in a state with shitty gun laws like ct, but if you want to road trip here i am down
>>225015101Why do they like those squat inbred Pitbulls so much now?
>>225015144I have some 7.7 jap and 7.62 ttNo krackkkley improved
>>225015112There's a guy on /k/ who makes handloads with molten lead balanced on a TV tray using a butane camping stove in his living room. IIRC he was making some hardcast shit for his old revolver and some black powder balls.
>>225015209It's a dog breed that attracts criminals
>>225015115>Soccer hardman Vinnie Jones has had his shotguns taken from him by the police, it was revealed today.>Jones, the star of gangster movie Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, a keen shooting fan, had his firearms licence revoked by Hertfordshire Police.>It follows Jones's conviction last week of an air-rage attack, when he screamed at fellow passengers: "I can get you murdered, I can get the whole crew murdered for £3,000.">He also threatened to "eat the face" of a passenger.wtf based?
Don't see these scissors anymore. They used to be everywhere.
>>225015278banned cause of woke
>>225015278The scissor man comes at night to steal themHis collection grows larger by the day
>>225015278do you mean all-metal ones or just "classically-shaped" ones
>>225015268I thought they'd taken away the vintage smoothbores that they used in the movie and that Ritchie may have given him, now, that would be just like modern Britain
>>225015115I think they can have some handgunsthey have weird uk spec guns with integral suppressors or extra long barrels and some have a stick welded to the frame like a stock so you can't conceal it
Imagine a crisp December morning at your cabin deep in the mountains. You wake up to the sounds of singing birds, the smell of brewing coffee, the gentle rustle of snow falling through bare branches. And nestled in your arms is your beautiful femboy wife, blissfully asleep, with an erection begging to be sucked off for breakfast. Heaven.
>>225015278I'm sure my grandma still keeps those somewhere
Sharted my pants gambling on farts
>>225015355Homosexuals be like "why are we so hated?" then type shit like this
>>225015356My grandma has a pair of them beside a coffee mug full of staples that she hasn't used since the 90s
>And nestled in your arms is your beautiful femboy wife, blissfully asleep, with an erection begging to be sucked off for breakfast. Heaven.a
>>225015355Who is brewing the coffee? I'm a hermitI start shooting towards the kitchen but it is a one room cabinThere is a draft on my face and the wall is ventilated, but who made the covfefe?
>>225015278I've got about 5-6 pairs of those things in my house, mostly inherited from relatives. They are the best scissors because you can sharpen them with a bench grinder in about 15 seconds and they'll get razor sharp. They all had a stone-ground edge from the factory that was done by hand.
>>225015386>Who is brewing the coffeeyours truly
>>225015386most coffee pots have automatic brewing settings
>>225012163he and ross could have linked up and stopped games from being killed
>>225015355Jasonesque
that's an awfully hot coffee pot
I use a French Press to make my coffee since most coffee makers are made of plastic. Adding hot water to plastic every day for years on end seems like a bad idea. Glass is safe.
Imagine the loving look of terror in your blisful fagwifes eyes when he realizes you brought him to the remote cabin to ritually murder and dismember him
>>225015335england used to make the best shotgunsthey probably still do i just cant afford themid love one like vinnie'sthe closest thing i have is a tobin, which is interestingly the only canadian gun ive ever seen irlbut its had its barrels shortened and a recoil pad fitted so its not really valuable at all
>>225015478is that the reason why you own so many glass dildos?
>>225015478Same, except mine is all steel
sometimes bad things happen
>>225014896There's a player in the NFL named Kool-Aid McKinstry
poor guyhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790371352071645.webm
Man, blacks are REALLY trying to hype that drowning blasian case.
>>225015578QRD on my desk now
does anyone else here play 8 ball pool?i'm on fire this week
>>225015570now thats a chode
>>225015497the miluds love their fox & duck hunting, so I'll bet they poured money into producing good shotguns, there's a ton of Brit where you can see that sort of thing, sometimes in great detail
>>225015570all that blubber is hiding it
>>225015355Based
*Brit media
>>225015192Yep. I'm on the other side of the country, though>>225015259Ya that works technically but it's a terrible idea desu
>>225015570delete this video of my dick RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>225015498Define "so many".>>225015502Gonna get a MokaPot next, watching a lot of that toff James Hoffman and he's gotten me interested in the nuances of coffee.
>>22501565325
>>225015613honestly wouldnt be suprised if this was real atppeople love giving their kids retarded fucking names hereat least catholics still name their kids john or michaelprotestants love that braxton jaxon cayden fag names
i really like it when esls randomly bust out some obscure english word nobody has said in a thousand years. and then theyll say shit like i dranken the coffee
>>225015676milud is just phonetic transcription of how servants and subjects say 'my lord' in media like Downtown Abbey, Gosford Park, Jeeves & Wooster
>>225015676i liken gock milk and dranken gock milk
>>225015666That's modest by many accounts. I once inspected a client's home and saw no less than 7 dildoes in his dishwasher, and those were just the ones I could see in the upper rack.25 seems like a moderate amount for a collector. An aficionado is likely to have +100.
>Downtown AbbeyAYO, WE ROLLIN DEEP ON DAT ABBEY BLUD
>>225015676I drinken ze penis mëlk at ein gloryhole
I can save her from this evil faggot retard world…
>bibi shows up to UN just to sperg rage at whoever was dumb enough to stay and listenwhy? i dont even get what he's mad about, he's gotten everything he wanted and more. you figure he'd be happy for once.
>>225015723How about Downlow Abbey and they’re all zesty bucks
>>225015734but can you save her from the evil retard faggot world?
>>225015734Alaska truly is based.
>>225015653MokaPots seem like the best balance of quality and convenience, but I hear that the coffee it makes is highly concentrated and akin to espresso-based coffee. I prefer traditional brewed coffee, so I'm stuff with either drip machines or french presses.
in '21. i was in the biggest mental health crisis to this day and this general helped me to overcome iti tried to find my posts from that period but i couldn't
>>225015734>Peltolashe should have used the DiStefano words for those, then she'd have gotten away with it
This weather is making me sleepy. Coffeetime!!! Hahahahaha
>>225012163I miss him lads
>>225015705
>>225015734Thats just how people in Alaska refer to themselves
Monkey breaks into liquor store, drinks alcohol and sleeps on cartons
>>225015746>why is this miserable old jew always kvetchingBro do you even know the first thing about jews?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpNCjoiBpyg
>>225015715>That's modest by many accountsstop trying to minimize your hedonism!
how many of you niggers were here in '21?anyone remember mihai?
>>225015760lol
canadian niggas be like"this equinox is giving me the VAPORS!"
>>225015587Search Nolan Wells. Autopsy said he drowned o algo but the race hustlers are already saying he was lynched.
I exchange my dildos at the swap box at my bar when they get boring or i'm having a questioning-my-orientation phase againGotta wash em first of course
> or i'm having a questioning-my-orientation phase again
Why are Canadians so evil?
>>225015808He knows the owner, don't worry about it
I wanna see that new To Catch A Predator movie but I spent all my money on books & takeout :[
>>225015578>>225015826What do you mean? I’ve never heard of blah pipo drowning or being terrible at swimming before. Seems suspicious…
>>225015859Canadians don't do this, only chugs and Newfoundlanders and frogoids from Quebec bash baby seals to death. All of them are subhuman and NOT Canadian.
>>225015821We spell it "vapour" here.
>>225015859*sticks an ice pick in your brain*Whoops, I thought you were a seal!
>b*tish english
>>225015873I've read that when Portuguese galleons visited Senegal in the mid 15th century, the locals believed that their ancestors had come back from the afterlife, both because of the skin color of the visitors and their ability to build ships, which they had never seen before, despite living by the Atlantic (they did build canoes tho).
