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putos
Foreign flags not welcome
>>225016039he monke
I see monke I return to monke
imagine drinking bottom shelf swill to own the libs
>>225016055:(
>>225016091Yakuza said "Early Times is a sophisticated American whiskey"
through the gates of the lemon key
I've visited Alaska and it's no different from somewhere like Montana.There's Walmarts, mcdonalds, strip malls, big parking lots. Hard to believe its disconnected from the rest of Shartmerica
>>225016091I just bought it because it was cheap occifer
Good whiskey make jackrabbit slap da bear
Will one of you homies transcend to bro tier and sign my car up for a free satellite radio trial? My emails are all maxed out
Good coffee should have a certain grit and viscosity to it.
>>225016192no!
The sharp edge of a razor is difficult to pass over; thus the wise say the path to Salvation is hard
you ever accidentally take a swig out of the ash can before? really puts things in perspective
>>225016091>gets you drunk>costs next to nothing>makes normies and beer snobs seethe>iconic Diogenes video that went viral because of itwin win
the government finally realized I don't work and stopped sending me stimmy cheques a year after I quit my job
now spinning
>>225016260
>>225016260now you can no longer stimmy stimmy ya
>>225016260Next step of your master plan?
>>225016260Damn sounds like your bitch ass needs to fry my fries then
boss makes a dollari make a dimethat's why i GOON on company time
Sam Hyde released a video with David Duke
>>225016372David Duke once replied to me on twitter and Sam Hyde replied to me a couple times on reddit so I feel like I brought this about
>>225016372but he didn't tho
I am 48 minutes into this video of a gigantic flea market in Wisconsin, and now there is a parade.Not one black or brown person to be seen.I bet some 4channers wouldn't believe places like here still exist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPlyjYyz77s
what are the worst job sites to goon at?
I feel like hooking up my vcr just so I can watch previews
>replied to me a couple times on reddit
i read duke's jewish supremacy
>>225016313finish college I guess
the call me duke nookie
>>225016446construction sites
>>225016446The poop factory
had some goynip and ordered a pizza
>>225016452I have DVDs with previews that tell me I wouldn't download a movie (would; have). My VCR sadly doesn't work, one of the internal rubber belts has broken and a VCR repair is akin to open heart surgery. No gumption to attempt it.
I will shove her to the corner at the cigar bar and put my contraband Cuban cigar dick in her vagina then she will stop smoking and start loving me
i don't think i want a funeral when i die. i'm going to one soon, and it's so strange. every single person in the family agrees, she'd never have wanted one. even while sick, she just kept telling us all to either cheer up, or quit bugging her. i think i'm with her. why put everyone through this strange party where the piñata is your heart and the memories the candy. we all thought of her fondly before she passed, and always will after. whenever i miss my first hundred heartbeats, just send me to the crematorium and keep the receipt in case i decide i've changed my mind.
The Tallest Man on EarthHaven't heard of him in a while
Dad telling me about an old Fanta bottle he found in his basement Riveting stuff
>>>/s4s/13200658we need a black player
>>225016596when I die, the beasts of the wood can tear at my flesh. I won't be there to witness it anyway.
>>225016628Robert Wadlow
todays nightmare was that my teeth all suddenly erupted from my mouth attached with cords or wires and started flailing around all crazy. this was considered a huge social faux pas and it ruined my life. my wife left me, the neighbors formed a lynch mob and threw bricks in all my windows. obviously i was fired and the bank reposessed my home to sale it to "the right kind of people." i had to go and live in the forest using my teeth to catch trout and i woke up as i was contemplating smashing myself in the head with a smooth creek stone
>>225016724
>>225016724I'm completely out of next years to put things off until
TRVMP wants to take away my gibs
>>225016739That's not right
wtf I love the fat pedo retard now
>>225016766nicewhat do you do to deserve anything from my paycheck?
monkey business
i approve of monkeposting./cum/ is a monke general.
Frick and Frack
Gock and Gack
>>225016816people will unironically tell you asian women arent hideous
>>225016789>what do you do to deserve anything from my paycheck?i provide you with valuable human (You)s instead of Super Intelligent bot (You)s
I'm sorry you have to find out this way but old people smell is human shit mainly. As you get into your forties you start leaking a tiny amount. You need to wipe every so often even if you didn't shit. The older you get the less you care about anything, that's why the older a person is the worse they usually smell. It's not a gay thing and it will happen to you too.
>>225016816that monkey acts exactly like my down syndrome uncle. he likes to get touchy
>>225016766
>>225016861dis nigga got molested
>>225016880no he only does it to my aunts
animals and retards can get away with anything also remember Epstein? whatever happened there.
showered + shaved
>>225016907I'd answer this question but the janny would ban me for /pol/posting
>>225016907I'm a fan of the micro subgenre of webms where white woman get humiliated by extremely dangerous wild animals that they foolishly decided to get close to
>>225016907>whatever happened there.the current state of the world is the elites having temper tantrums that the wider peasant population finding out about their demonic cult they will get over it and things will calm down soon because the public decided they're just okay with that for some reason and hasn't fount back
Aldi French pizza and Aldi's champagne...I believe at this point the urban youth say>We outside
intaking edibles in 3...2..1...
>intaking edibles in 3...2..1...
love cookie crisps, me
not many /cum/mers know i have panic fear of chickens
>>225016842you deserve to be homeless and starve for your retardedness
>>225017043mines kicking in
>>225017085We all know the story about you getting raped by a chicken
'roni 'za for din din
>>225017103
>>225017085I would raise a rooster and call him "Senor Cock"
and then everyone in town would say"that anon sure does know a thing or two about raising cocks"
>>225017096my iq is higher than you'res thoughie
*raises your cock*
>>225017135And it would be true! I would be the king of cock husbandry
Local News>multiple semi truck crash on the highway, 6 cars involved>dude arrested for child molestation, he looks like Danny DeVito's retarded cousin>somebody was peeping in elementary school classrooms, chased him to the river, he jumped in and swam for it, got hypothermia, sent to hospital, escaped, got him 3 hours laterwhat you got?
>intaking edibles
>1993
>>225017162it hasn't helped you succeed because you are a lazy faggot that wants free stuff
>>225016907>also remember Epstein? whatever happened there.The Iran war has been a success, just not in its public goal.
>>225017085Also I forgot to mention in the previous post regarding your presidency over the /ex-yu/ thread, it was agreed upon that your new nickname from now on will be Bazzuka. It is much more fitting than the previous one and make sure you ignore anyone who doesn't call you Bazzuka.
>>225017197so i should watch ads instead of turning on an adblocker? and i should buy movies instead of torrenting them? no thanks, that is low iq goy behavior. free stuff is high iq behavior
SOVLFUL Midwestern food
>Racehorse gets new name after concerns about reference to Hitler>The animal, previously known as Austrian Painter, will now be called Merrylegs.lol
3-6-9, DAMN GIRL FINECOME ON BABY SOCK IT TO ME ONE MORE TIMEGET LOWGET LOWGET LOW GET LOW GET LOW GET LOWTO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS, TO THE WALLS(to the walls)TILL THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY BALLSALLLLLL THESE BITCHES CRAWLALL THESE FEMALES CRAWLALLLLLL SKEET SKEET MOUHFUCKAAAAAAAAS ALLLLL KSEET SKEET GODDAMN(god damn)
>>225017250Merrylegs is what they used to call your great grandmother in high school
>>225017238
Jamaican me crazy
>>225017267Tastelet
>>225017238that is called the tlačenka in Slovenia, I have never tried it, nor would I like to
>>225017235>free stuff is high iq behavior"free stuff" is maximum what per month?have fun being a nothing/nobody, except a parasite piece of shit for you life, and as poor as legally allowed, which is not enough to really live offI know this is 4chan, and many pathetic pieces of shit will be on your side, all I can say is have fun being a poor lonely retard that lives online, it's the only place you live out your alternative reality in which you are something other that a piece of shit
Sir I have reason to believe you're posting under the influence. Would you be willing to perform some internet sobriety tests to dispel my suspicion?
>>225017238Is this what's known as "head cheese"
>>225017293It's called "head cheese" or "souse" in this region of the country
Watching Beaches
There should be a law where white women must breed 1 mixed race baby before they can get a license to have any white kids.
>>225017321Yes, I often go to Tony's and get it spicy
>>225017318well, officer, if you suspect me now, just wait till I get that military-grade acid from Amsterdam!
seminal vesicles
>>225017309>I know this is 4chan, and many pathetic pieces of shit will be on your sidemaybe >>>/r/eddit is more your speed then. goodbye
>>225017318*starts beatboxing*
What could orange man do to win back your support?
>>225017354He never lost it.
>>225017354deport all soilennials
I didn't know head cheese existed until I watched The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Leatherface's schizo family made head cheese.This movie is supposed to be a pro-vegetarian metaphor, by the way
>>225017318I'm sorry, I thought this was america
Took a few pills
>>225017323I had terrine a couple of times and wiki says that's similar, and that's only cause I thought it was another kind of French pate and bought a jar, but the jelly was grimier and thicker than that appears. I can't say I was a big fan, even though it was rabbit!
>>225017354he ain't running again
i dont drink or smoke btw
>>225017354Nuke Moscow
>>225017354injest cyanide
>>225017354nuke canada
>>225017385This is Canada, you have no rights. >>225017347Sir I'm going to assume you're non-white and let you go with a warning so I don't get fired for racisms.>>225017343You're going to be deported immediately because you're white.
beer and pizza nightalso pop music and videogames
>>225017386what's the expected outcome there?
>>225017169not with that face. face will always triumph over body everytime.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789386118645810.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789386118645810.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789386118645810.mp4
>>225017346good luck in life
>>225017436
>>225017431BLEH!
>>225017431why the fuck is there a chicken in the house
Nuke my cock with your mouth
It's interesting how poljeets try to associate child abuse with trannies and nonwhites but when you look the states with the highest rates of child abuse are Massachussets, Maine, Iowa, Kentucky, and Alaska
>>225016446Daycare
>>225017429I dont live within C*nada and thus do not adhere to your communist regulations1993
>>225017497These numbers are achievable within 2 generations
>>225017497great post, you should go to posting academy
HEWILLCOMEINSIDEUS
>>225017171>Local News>>multiple semi truck crash on the highway, 6 cars involved>>dude arrested for child molestation, he looks like Danny DeVito's retarded cousin>>somebody was peeping in elementary school classrooms, chased him to the river, he jumped in and swam for it, got hypothermia, sent to hospital, escaped, got him 3 hours later>what you got?nothing, nada, nichts?you guys really have nothing?
The rage of China; mass deployment of Indians to the Canadian populace.
>>225017528
>>225017223i know about the new nicknameit's basedi posted like 7-8 times in /ex-yu/ since i came back to /int/ but you guys never recognized meand what are my duties as the president?is it just a nominal title or i have to do something?
fuckin SCREAMING the n-word at my TV right now
>>225016596Why we don't laugh at death and cry at birth?- Jadakiss
>>225017223Does that mean something in one of your languages or is it a reference to the rocket launcher
Should I get in to dynasty warriors and become whatever a weeb but for chinese is called?
niggers will brag about getting pussy but then be fucking the ugliest creature youve seen
>>225016446night security guard at a pizza party place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
>>225017583which one?
>>225017594thought i was having a stroke lookin at this pepe
>>225017532there was (another) murder-suicide, two cases of pedos molesting kids, somebody robbed the liquor store again pretty much just another day ending in y
Mark Carney will turn Canada into a third world country where cute Canadian men prostitute themselves along the border to horny American men
>>225017626God forbid, haha
>>225017594if you like the zelda games hyrule warriors is unironically fun
indians are natural born wizards
>>225017621it's wild how so much crazy shit happens around us, and yet, it doesn't affect us
>>225017611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkJOZOOXJWk
>>225017613one in my bedroom
>>225017588we already cry at birth, that is the signal that we have survived the birth
>>225017618don't stroke it to frogs
>>225017655it affected me because the liquor store was closed
>>225017666oh
theres latinx in canada now
Argentina is a joke
>>225016039Is it cringe I think I could do emt school when I failed the CNA course? I mean I think I am just too retarded for anything
>>225017665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJoGtDKQeo
>>225017700you live too close to the danger zone
>>225017674gimme something better then
>>225017711There's Filipinx anyway
>>225017700
>>225017642Bend over :P
Canadians are so gay sometimes
Ben Dover from Cummington-upon-Assinshire
>>225017779did you know that canadian semen tastes like maple syrup?
>>225017779>>225017786
I wish I could have never been born honestly I just hate myself so much and it sucks because i am not useful to anyone or worthy of anything. I am not gonna bother to he a EMT or even a fire fighter
Not too fond of zionism
>>225017779Tel Aviv is literally the gayest city in Asia
>>225017806This is true. I nut on your mother's pancakes the morning after and she never complains.
I like songs called 'Danger Zone', the tend to be good songs
>>225017652Yeah I remember Chris Walken saying that in True Romance
dis fockin website be called CUM
>>225017806Does Canadian girl sweat taste like .apple syrup too>>225017832... And that's a good thing!
Who asked?
>>225017863Maple*Fugg
It's hopeless
Does Pajeet really mean 'mother's victor' like one macro claimed? Cause that would be pretty cool!
>>225017869Yo mama.
>>225017917ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
>>225017670I think Jadakiss is pointing to the paradox in how we understand life and death. Why do we mourn someone when they leave the physical shell that confined them, rather than rejoice in their release from this dimension of existence? And why do we celebrate birth, when bringing a new consciousness into the world also means introducing it to the inevitable pain, suffering, attachment, and loss that accompany being alive? “Why we don’t laugh at death and cry at birth?” feels less like a literal question and more like a challenge to the way we’ve been conditioned to perceive existence. Maybe death isn’t simply an ending, but a release, and maybe birth isn’t simply a beginning, but an initiation into the beautiful and painful burden of being human. The irony is that we grieve the person who has escaped life’s suffering, while celebrating the arrival of someone who has yet to experience it.
someone make a good post
>>225017911Pa=shitJeet=victory It means "Victory over shit"
unemployed bum neet but i got a nice cock and ballshow will i do on bumble
>>225017945kate becks innit cheers x
>>225017957no wonder that name doesn't really exist, haha!
>If you feel some kind of way, you can SMDKind of a sussy lyric from Jada there
>>225017958There are guys with nice cock and balls on there who have jobs so probably not too well
>>225017945
Toyota Japan not selling a "Toyota Presu" seems like a missed opportunity
>>225017958Not well. Small cock and Rolls-Royce Cullinan wins every time
where are the messsssssssicans?
>>225018004KEK
I tried Baja blast a few days ago for the first tkme and that shit had the weirdest after taste, can't even explain how it tastes, why do people hype it up so much
>>225018087I feel like you had the diet one that's why
Bored to tears
>>225018052
>>225018052was this the greatest piece of media ever produced in britland history?
>>225018087that shit is toxic sludge
why are new englanders such pussies?
>>225018114oi m8 lemme see yo shitposting loicense!
Needful status rn?
You cats is yellower than stone ground mustard
>>225018133im cumming
>>225018087Was it regular or diet?
>>225018091Nah it was the regular one, it had that stupid 'high in sugar' sticker on it>>225018118Idk I always see people talking about how good it is but I should've known better
They ruined steel ball run
>>225018131nevermind, i think the best one is the video of the pub with british specimens shuffling around
>>225018164SBR was already a shit part. Giro was robbed, tusk was rancid horseshit, and the ending is retarded
The sad thing is that I am considered physically fit because I started lifting later in high school. The issue is that I haven't socialized since I was 14 and haven't worked with real tools because I've doubted my abilities and have the motor skills of Michael J. Fox. I never bothered to try blue-collar work after i failed at the temp agency. I was terrible at roofing, and shockingly I wasn't fired from my landscaping company for skills; it's just that I am depressing to be around and also have no self-esteem I just wanna know why someone like me would have self esteem
Delicate petal femboy feet glistening in a sticky shroud of my oral ooze
>>225018184phwoar.mp3
>>225018230I've always wondered if that old codger is staring in utter disbelief at what he's witnessing or if this is just a regular afternoon
>>225018230home
>>225018230kino
Im the greatest anonymous cum poster
>>225018195The complaints I got at that landscaping company >Is always negative >Very much not talkative will not talk unless forced to >Clients generally find him very depressing >Hates himself >Jokingly says his life would only get better if ran over
>>225018230My response
think of poor Russia for a minute, where every fifth chud is infected with gay AIDS
>>225018193It’s a shit part to fat trannies. I’m a jojo old fag and it was the part that was hated by the weird cunts who liked DIU and had rainbow hair.
>>225018164How so
>>225018298No
>>225018288lmao goddamn son. why are you like this
Do you guys thank cashiers at grocery or convenience stores
Ftm transgenders
>>225018202Need that
>>225018230i prefer the one where the guy smacks the woman
>>225018349I spit in their face
>>225018362blyat.wav
>>225018352I actually remember talking to one on this board a while backAnd he was Canadian too, funny that
>>225018349yeah
>>225018376gold. women deserver that
>>225018372Rude
>enter random int thread>see apezilian flag>leave>>225018349I effusively thank every stranger I interact with until they realize something is wrong with me
>>225017495Natives in both Canada and the US have the highest molestation rates but nobody wants to hate on them enough to make it a meme
>>225018395Same but I apologize instead
>>225018395Do you say sorry a lot too?
What I do if someone tries to talk to me is close my eyes and be perfectly still until they leave, so far this is my most succesful strategy I tried
Gay son>thot daughter
>>225018342I was bullied all my life because I was a sperg even though I had good hygiene. Generally just was a shut in most of the time I sat in my room playing videos and watching anime only left to smoke weed outside of lift weights
>>225018427Rather have a thot daughter than a gay son
>>225018427isn't she in a coma?
>>225018376You can just tell her ancestors were all women who got beaten and abused by their husbands and eventually evolved into being able to tank a punch or two, pretty common in Irish and russian women
>>225018329What Netflix is doing to SBR is far worse than what they did to Stone Ocean. It looks like actual shit and too many things are left out, also the ending is abysmal. It’s also hilarious how the demographic of people that would’ve literally hated it before it got animated are now jumping the hype bandwagon. It’s tiresome.
>>225018439Nah. A monogamous homo son is way better than this>>225018442yes
who wants to be a millionaire with regis philbin
Have ye ever known a man, nay, a cad, most prodigal and dissolute?
>>225018349Yes
Jim beam isn't very good
This is some of the shit I heard from the foreman who made those shitty complaints >Jesus Christ why are you do negative >When someone says what would you do in prison don't say kill yourself >Why are you so negative all the time >How are you this smart and have no common sense >You should getting pussy the way you look >Your half sand nigga >Sorry but if you dad wasn't a dick you'd probably be alright >Please don't kill yourself I have to write paper work
>>225018498Does semen even taste good
>>225018535ask your mom
>>225018521This is a true and verified fact. It's not good at all, it's shitty. So is Crown Royal.
>>225018535Yes
AND NOW EVERY WHITE MAN CAN CHOOSE THE PROVINCE OF HIS JEET, THAT'S NOT NATURE'S WAY
>>225018535...yea.
just poop-ranchedpropa sticky dat wun
>>225018547>>225018552Expected Canucks to answer that, I stand corrected
>>225018547>>225018552Stop being gay
>when you finished poopin' but your sphincter still spasmin'>>225018551jamiroquai is post-yacht
extremely gay and very creepy
>>225018567/cum/ is a gay general. There are zero heterosexuals here.
every other guy you meet in Missouri works as a high voltage lineman
>>225018579No
>>225018442what happen
spent the afternoon removing anti-ice and pro-trans fliers from arts mall
>>225018579No u.
>>225018584The name fits at least
>>225018230been to diss pub before
Don't forget your zinc pill bros.
>>225018580Cosmic Girl and Little L are yachter than Virtual Insanity, but yeah
>>225018608larp
spent the airftanoon poopin'
>>225018633Ok, it wasn't the whole afternoon. the job only took like 10 minutes of walking around. i really spent the afternoon writing.
>>225018459what happened to her?
>>225018608Based, don't let a redditjeet tell you otherwise
My penis smells
Is everyone getting excited for the new thread? It's almost here!
bro my god
lowkey became a shell of a person with no human feeling
>>225018307well I'm neither of those and pt 5 is the best anyway
me viewing pornographic material
>>225018756You're now crowned the title of jew, welcome
Gracie abrams but with blue eyes
million pity but instead of monkeys its baby moids
>>225018790what the actual fuck is she wearingshit looks retarded
>>225018778RPGMaker Legion, assemble!
>>225018828she's sponsored by Barilla
>>225018790shes disgusting
>>225018840>>225018840new
>>225018766Part 5 is for fags
>>225017508LOL
>>225020353nigga......
