Hong Kong edition
aff tae bed
>>225017892early edish :(
>>225017907oh you seething
>>225017905you'll do nothing
drinking a hawkstone lager right nowit's alright.
me entertaining /briy/
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i miss the old /brit/ from 2022
i miss not feeling like shit
who wants to slob on my knob
like corn on the cob
>>225017961*raises paw*
squid game corona virus
>>225017968we love her here
>>225017929tugs at the heart strings
>>225017971it's crazy it took them 5 years to make a second season why it was one of the most successful tv shows of all time.
>>225017968we all love her here
>>225017951/brit/ in 2030 when it's literally all ai bots:>i miss the 2026 /brit/. heathernonce, mousenonce, ziedy.. the lads... gone like the windyou know it will happen
>>225017970r u a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX90p3Q1I9g
>>225017968anon's cryptoknight
brit is an Alysa HATE general, we HATE Alysa, we call her "Alysa POO", FUCK Alysa
>>225018000we love 'sa
going to sleep.
>>225017990heatherchad is already missed
>>225018009same maybe we will meet in our dreams!!
>>225017992yes i am a woman
>>225017905Nite
>>225018009>>225018017ok me too
/brit/ declined when Spaino left.You may not like it, you may seethe at it, but it is right.
>>225018020spaino looking lush
katie or alyssa
>>225018040easy 'sa win
>>225018033Remember when I had a mental episode and I had some poor lad spelling out /brit/ in torn up leaflets on the floor of his hotel to prove he wasn't spaino. Good times.
>>225018050Did you seek help for Spaino Mindrape Syndrome?
tapas with the mrs it lush de lads yeah brit really declined after his enthralling blog posts
>>225018060Thankfully I am now cured.
>>225018009scro
>>225017968Looks like Mrs Potato Head
>>225017990if its worth naming it has charactereven the worst posters add to the culture
>>225018069sir normalfag
>>225018063He still has you seething all these years later.
nth for the holodem
>Doctor required in the Spaino Mindrape room!
>The Jiajing Emperor has been called the "Taoist emperor",[2] due to his adherence to Taoist beliefs, particularly divination and alchemy. One of the alchemical concoctions he took to prolong his life, at the urging of a Taoist priest in his court, was a substance made from the menstrual blood of virgins called "red lead" (紅鉛).[2][3] Girls aged 13–14 were kept for this purpose, and were fed only mulberry leaves and rainwater.[3] contemporary with Henry VIII lmao
>>225018095I actually thought he was alright
>>225018083completely wrong
>>225018132He was funny. To this day I can't fathom why he is so hatedSo many freaks on here are so easily annoyed
Is this the famous banter I've heard so much about?
>>225018101posted his ocd ritual for the 6000th time award
>>225018150i know you are but what am i
>>225018153He wound mousey up something fierce which was quite entertaining
>>225018154Would...
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>>225018129they really did torture people to death a lot in china i've found
>>225017929Scr reminds me of one X nazi chudette who posted about watching good burger 10 times as a kid and learning the songs off by heart Do wonder how these chuds end up like they do...
anyone remember wigglechad?would post wiggle wiggle wiggle?great guy, hope he's doing well
>>225018176behold /brit/
>>225018186unlike /brit/ which merely bores me to death
>>225018176but it is all just one guy and always has been
>>225018176
>>225018185
Spaino actually doxxed himself in a post from 2 years ago where he took a picture of his monitor and you can see his facebook name and profile pictureObviously I won't be sharing it but it is public on the archive soBut I won't be telling you how to find it
>>225018153i never responded to his obvious bait and had his flag and tripcode filtered for most of the time he postedthe only mildly annoying thing was he would blatantly samefag his own posts or bring himself up while anonymous. was very attention-seeking and sacked tranny still does it today
>>225018176that's voltaire
>>225018226
>>225018241nigga that's a pokemon
Where do I go in the UK if I want to fuck a Brit man?
>>225018040As an Alysa enjoyer, Katie clears
>>225018257He was right about this because people still do it to this day
>>225018257a lot of the time it would actually be him though. part of the gimmick was being a "just a normal bloke" while also being on /brit/ 12+ hours a day
https://youtu.be/fXKHATjmrjU
What's your spacker level lads?>Spacker Apprentice (1 spastication)>Spacker Novice (2-4 spastications)>Spacker Initiate (5-10 spastications)>Spacker Knight (11-20 spastications)>Spacker Expert (21-35 spastications)>Deputy Spackmaster (36-55 spastications)>Vice Spackmaster (56-80 spastications)>Spackmaster (81-99 spastications)>Grand Spackmaster (100-499 spastications)>Supreme Spackmaster (500+ spastications) >Spackbeast (1000+ spastications)
>>225018282Spackbeast
>>225018282Vegetas visor would crack trying to read my spacker level
kill mesefn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VjgnvqLCq0
>>225018261brighton
>>225018282Spackatus REX me
If I snap my fingers you will forget that you were ever gay
>>225018326Nein! Agartha von't accept vou
who are the glup shittos of /brit/
>>225018282Spackbeast.
DER WIND WEHTE KRÄFTIG DURCH DIE ALTEN KRONEN DER EICHEN, WÄHREND DER REGEN UNPAUSIERBAR GEGEN DIE FENSTERSCHEIBEN DES KLEINEN CAFÉS SCHLUG. DRINNEN SASS EINE JUNGE FRAU BEI EINEM HEISSEN KAFFEE UND BLÄTTERTE IN EINEM GEHEIMNISVOLLEN, ALTEN BUCH, DAS SIE AM MORGEN AUF DEM FLOHMARKT GEFUNDEN HATTE. NIEMAND AHNTE, DASS DIE NÄCHSTEN STUNDEN IHR LEBEN FÜR IMMER VERÄNDERN WÜRDEN, DENN ZWISCHEN DEN VERGILBTEN SEITEN STECKTE EIN VERSTECKTER BRIEF, DER SEIT FAST EINEM JAHRHUNDERT AUF SEINEN ENTDECKER WARTETE.
>>225018350ok
>>225018368moni
>>225018408Ob’s stürmt oder schneit,Ob die Sonne uns lacht,Der Tag glühend heißOder eiskalt die Nacht,Bestaubt sind die Gesichter,Doch froh ist unser Sinn,Ja unser Sinn.Es braust unser PanzerIm Sturmwind dahin.
Been too tired to wank all bloody week
haha le funny german songs
>>225018426Good
>>225018368Tenbyboy and probably warwick
im drunk! :)
>>225018083the culture of what? brainrot dogshit?
>>225018430Soldier on the Maginot Line seconds before disaster c.1940
i want to change my answer
>>225018443Fucking epic!
So let's say Putin launches a nuke into the North Sea rather than indirectly attack some EU or Nato member directly how do you fellas think the consequences of the scenario would play out
>>225018443scrm
Name the pub
>>225018436me too babe x
>>225018470Me lying arse naked, my delicate bollocks exposed to the open sky on a fishing trawler somewhere in Dogger Bank.
>>225018476arse and bollock in wankerford
>>225018476the fanny chmelar
>>225018470any nuclear launch would automatically be detected and retaliated against so everyone dies except brazillians
>>225018476Montague Pike
might give yoga a try
can't imagine how far gone you have to be to go to a porn event like AVN expo
dukat did nothing wrong
i am a ' blackpilled incel '
polymorphing into a cat
I miss the era of Craven when we all ripped the piss out of him for having a butler dress him every mornjng
just want wow forever to come out bros
>>225018558why umpops
>>225018577life made me this way x
>>225018571
france is kind of peng you know
>>225018607France is amazing. Only problem is it's full of French
seen a foreskin wanked willy and felt a blood flow increase to my nethers, its over
>>225018624nae full of africans now
>>225018607umm sweetie that's rightful Occitanian clay
>>225017977So my girlfriend is a raccoon, so what? It's none of your business that my girlfriend is a raccoon.
>>225018558Ex blackpiller me
you cannot post the coons
garak dukat rule 34 0 results
>>225018571why what’s so good about it
>>225018672
Always say im gonna do something then I spend the entire day sitting at the pc achieving nothing.
>>225018673There's hope for you yet little Ferengi
cheeky 1am subway jacket potato lads?dare I?
>>225018733grow up
Because they were blind, ignorant fools. If only they had cooperated with us, we could have turned their world into a paradise. From the moment we arrived on Bajor, it was clear that we were the superior race. But they couldn't accept that. They wanted to be treated as equals when they most certainly were not. Militarily, technologically, culturally, we were almost a century ahead of them in every way. We did not choose to be the superior race. Fate handed us our role. And it would've been so much easier on everyone if the Bajorans had simply accepted their role. But no, day after day they clustered in their temples and prayed for deliverance, and night after night they planted bombs outside of our homes. Pride. Stubborn, unyielding pride. From the servant girl that cleaned my quarters to the condemned man toiling in a labour camp to the terrorist skulking through the hills of Dahkur Province. They all wore their pride like some twisted badge of honour.Of course I hated them! I hated everything about them! Their superstitions and their cries for sympathy, their treachery and their lies, their smug superiority and their stiff necked obstinacy, their earrings and their broken wrinkled noses.Yes! Yes! That's right, isn't it? I knew it! I've always known it! I should have killed every last one of them. I should have turned their planet into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never seen! I should have killed them all.
>>225018733you are just posting about food because you have nothing else to talk about but need non stop attention from /brit/ posters do you default to reposting boring shit like subway adverts you saw earlier today or probably posted yourself please grow up
>>225018753oh you seethin
>>225018753That's him done then
>>225018771a mealy mouthed reply
touch my bum,it feels nice
learning normal social skills in my mid 20s
kek i cant remember when the last time i spoke to a female asides my mother
>>225018751where is this from?
>>225017892My cousin is gonna force me to hangout because I admitted I wish I was never born most days and if someone threaten to shoot or stab me I said just do it
>>225018821Mein Kampf
>>225018821babylon 5
>>225017990Zieldy is not allowed to post and will not be remembered. nobody likes him
boring bastard hours is it
>>225018857yes NIGGA
>>225018857sorry
>>225018825why do you blog post here
That one Kanye song
>>225018890No friends I am a freak like Frankensteins monster
>>225018923ok
>>225018921Actually Frankenstein's monster had several friends so in a way you're way worse
>>225018921you have family who love you, relax
king of the ocean, me
>>225018942Jesus Christ you sound like him I explained if we weren't blood related they would despise me
>>225018917For me it'shttps://youtu.be/DSY7u8Jg9c0And Come to Life
>>225018947If by ocean you mean all the piss bottles and dried cum on your floor then sure
>>225018923mental an absolute hog like that is my looksmatch but she would never ever consider me in a million years
>>225018952but they dont despise you do theystop inventing these bizarre hypotheticals
reading about the two irishmen who signed up for the british army in 1938 because they needed money and then got into a pub fight whislt stationed in Guernsey and injuring a policeman and then being abandoned in the prison when the nazis invaded the channel islands and britain fled and then they were forced to join the SS and fought for the nazis, including in the battle of berlin in 1945mental imagine having that as a lifethey survived the battle and allwhilst a bunch of german slags were cyaniding themselves, they just fought the commies like propah men
>>225018977You would despise me if you met irl there is a reason I have no friends
you have mumbergs but what do you call your dads?
>>225019011no i wouldn'tand i don't despise you on hereyou will be ok man
Stayed up drinking and now my neck hurts again
Andy Carroll a 6 ft 5 geordie who’s built like a brick shithouse is claiming he was sexually assaulted in 2021
>>225019036There's always a bigger brick shithouse...
>>225019036all the same size lying down
>>225019023he does this all the time next he's going to say he's too old to do anything (despite being 23 years old)
sir deedee megadoodoo
>>225019033how hard are you gulping wtf
Emma Watson did a megadoodoo.
>>225019033thats a goiter forming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAur1xQx-sc
they're trying to cancel the oneyplays "nigga" again
some chud has stolen my moroccan waifuI now no longer have single waifus I'm all alone
quick someone give me the inspiration needed for me to kill myself
>>225019109s
mad how we're all getting older, just day after day.
sad what’s happening in Afghanistan
everything hurts. especially my neck and my back
>>225019124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBoQzo98EpQ
>>225019132no it's notthey didn't even put up the slightest bit of a fightthen they have the gall to try and waddle away and claim asylumget fucked you bhenchods
>>225019123she doesn't look moroccan
>>225019144right just 10 seconds of that has made me want to kill myself cheers
>>225019132Not even remotely sad I am 100% pro Taliban.
>>225019147she's half moroccan half egyptian TBF
>>225019132qrd?
>>225019154why
>>225019174Afghans controlling their own destiny free of western imperialism. May Allah destroy the United S*harts of Amerikkka. Death to Donald J. Bog Fart.
>>225019154perhaps one of the most pointless conflicts in human history
>>225019190what about all the women and children that have no say in anything and get sold into slavery by their own fathers and husbands
Oh my
>I am 100% pro Taliban.
*Vince McMahon orgasm face*!!!
>>225019084I've looked this up and am unable to disqualify this. I've been constipated for a long long time but I've been lethargic my whole life tbf.
ahh ke gaa, luuu, ahh ke gaa, luuu
*does a late night haka*
TIKKUN OLAM IM GONA CUM
melty
oh my god
>>225019342It was me
>>225019342me
>>225019342What would you do if that was you and £111m was deposited into your current account right now?
Bonnie Blue has finally named her baby — the result of an auction on TikTok, where the highest bidder got to pick her child’s moniker.The sex worker alleges her child is now called BetBolt, after she accepted a bid of £907,000 ($1.2million) from an offshore crypto gambling service with the same name.Honestly not a bad name. Durex was winning for quite a bit.
>>225019385Transfer it to my parents and then go kill myself.
>>225019385I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>225019385buy some new shoes
>>225019385honestly i doubt my life would change much
>>225019394really evil this
>>225019402listen to what who has to say? the euromillions people?
>>225019394I know she doesnt have a child and its all for show but shit like this is grounds for all the lampposts in the UK to be decorated with whores, politicians and foreigners
>>225019385sex i would buy sex
>>225019385start emailling CIFAS so they don't put a marker on me
>>225019398hate to be the bear of bad news but that's often considered "gifting" by the taxman and would be subject to a greater tax burden than even inheritance taxif you gave it to them and then died 7 years later, the tax burden would be 0%
>the bear of bad news
stop moaning
>>225019453ffs
>>225019469s
>>225019469ssscc
>>225019475Will say the same to liam as im turning the top of his skull into a bowl of gore
>>225019501you'll do nothing
i never ask to be born
>>225019514say that to my face and not online and see what happens
>>225019385i would call you a nigger
>>225019475It's mad yes but not that many wanted to do it in June 1994. Like buying stock in an unknown new company vs the same company when they are top of their entire industry.
>>225019554mental that your mong dad shagged your mum so hard a little virgin freak like you was born
>>225019560nothing will happen
>>225019569>>225019560
*in Morgan Freeman's voice*And nothing did ever happen...
>>225019589most newborns are virgins you wrongun
need rorke and pals to just shut the fuck up for once
>>225019615Most?
Rorke
>>225019597relax, i dont have £111m
>>225019615you still a newborn then eh?
I know what I would do I'd contact a selection of the world's most accomplished veterinary health experts and assemble a full time team to ensure my cat lives an incredibly long and healthy life.
>>225019615alri watkins
>>225019642catberg is its own worst enemy in my experienceeating too much or getting stressed by noises and such
>>225019659Mental how he's dead now
Rorke distilling his vast experiences into an insight that also benefits many others.
ladsI've booked the next ten Fridays offToilberg was furious but I said it's my Annual Leave and i can use it how I likethen I raped himanother with for toilers
mad how poo peng gay porn
get the english mongrels conscripted
move your body, everybody move your body, move your body, everybody everybody, everybody, move your body
>>225019716i've booked the next 50 years off mate
*ahem*... Rorke distilling his vast experiences into an insight that also benefits many others.
Yes Jane's Addiction is very dated but there are some really sublime bits in between all the cock rock
>>225019716Reminds me I should probably book off the first two hours of the mornings that I'm working
>>225019716Why would that upset toilberg, what difference does it make to him
>>225019741*looks at you*
>>225019716never worked a day in my life, suicide soon to come
>>225019716how does that even get approved
>>225019751Need a bf who looks like this
>>225019751very funny! "turns around and walks away"
>>225019716Toilenstein fuming
>>225019716don't see how this can inconvenience him so much. in most places fuck all gets done on fridays anyway.
>>225019716wait i'm beginning to suspect this is a troll post especially that part about raping your furious boss
>>225019778He works at the local mosque
i like utah's license plate
not spoken to a woman in two months
>>225019789hehe
>>225019793Those are rookie numbers, got to boost that up
>>225019793hinow you have
>>225019805>a life of complete peace and harmony
dont see much point going forward with life desu the future that awaits me is sadness, lonliness and eventually my head being hacked of by a paki
Rorke when he realizes all his horses are insane and a blind man rolls his dice.
>>225019813be quietlock in
shanking rorke up the arse with a knoife
>>225019813grow up
>>225019805>lives to 82 no woman stress everwhat a wonderful life
>>225019813aufwachsen
they're making a new inbetweeners and jay is a girl
>>225019805I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
>>225019793I was on a train recently and this woman and her fella sat down at my table as well as another random kid. She talked to both of us and one other lad sat across the aisle relentlessly for the whole journey. One of those women who hits the innuendos a little too often. She was trying to persuade her husband to get off the train early with us and go out drinking.I have never a girl with such a don't give a fuck attitude in my life, I was both exhausted and energised when I got off the train. Just far too dangerous to be with, I reckon her husband has a very stressful life.
>>225019827>>225019832>>225019840when i finally top myself your names will be on my suicide note as the reasons why
>>225019805surely he wrote some truths down for all of us who have been corrupted to learn from
>>225019858Would consider it a roll of honour t.bh
>>225019858sort yourself outgrow upget a clue
>>225019858you'll do nothing
>>225019865>>225019876>>225019879Due to relentless bullying from Rorke, Rorke, and Rorke I have decided to take my life.
how about a cartoon called rork rorke and rorkey
Mein Führer...Rorke...ist gefallen...
>>225019894If you an hero now you won't be able to have a brilliant wank in the morning
i am a giga incel
Rorke (me) refusing to play a non-white civilisation in Civ 6.
why did god create women
Sign up, rorke
>>225019916i never use the new world civs because it feels wrong to have america or brazil in the stone age
