Good day edition.
>>225020071looking extremely jewish here
/brit/ is sad and pathetic and not funny
>>225020085ktim
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ASszTitbKBk
"/brit/ is happy and cool and very funny" - the Times
Times new Roman
Daily Mail New Roman
>>225020090The kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day.
>>225020138Look at her knees
>>225020138we love her here
>>225020126roarsceamrhowl
brit
>>225020170Mad how the flags are gifs
>>225020169why is she wearing clothes in the lakeshe's going to get soaked
mad how women would rather an hero than give a second of attention to a cretin like me
What if you met a girl who had identical taste in music to you? What then
>>225020193On the Total Zerstörung von Women
>>225020193Was she medicated?
>>225020197most of my gfs have had the same musical taste as me. they were all black
>>225020193>dear suicidal women: don't commit suicide, you could talk to a man like me! surely this is better than committing suicide?
>>225020205Black pussy CHANGED Rorke
67
>>225020205do you like black music though?
remember that argie nigga who would post those "TOTAL SHITALIAN DEATH" threads? wonder what his problem was with spaghettiwogs
Remember Joe Biden
>>225020185yeah
>>225020193she dead? continuing to post her seems a bit morally bankrupt
>>225020217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am4a8EfQDQMJOE BIDEN WAKE UP
>>225020217genuinely no
>>225020215>>225020209I almost exclusively listen to violent rap music
you didn't tell me what the dad version of mumberg is
>>225020241sir andy burnham
>>225020236>>225020236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDCYGF3yryc
>>225020241dadstein
baser
>>225020236my nigga dmx was done dirty by the jews
>>225020236I can imagine your girlfriends were terrible then as presumably you are
>>225020236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNx1dOnyGbw
>>225020259The, Nigga, the
>>225020252shit its going up and up
>>225020250kek
>>225020246this song is weak>>225020259much betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnTenFJOvJ0
>>225020252mad how they didn't even delete it they just replied to it with the right tweethttps://x.com/CNBC/status/2103575477441167850
>>225020256theyve mostly been cool but things didnt work out for various reasons
>>225020252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d63pCHqMuWY
>>225020233How no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un-y0QCX5rs
>>225020301missouri rose
>>225020266
given myself to christmas to grow up, get a clue, and figure it out, if not rope
>>225020326mk ultra activation codeyes sir mr. mumdumbie, i am ready
want my money on the double
love gambling
>>225020090i do like her chunky muscly legs tbf
https://files.catbox.moe/cvtuvj.mp4er
international break is actually too long this time
>>225020389coorrrr
>>225020344screamigfn
>>225020389dont click this! im just about to scour my pc so i dont get vanned!
definitely won't be opening that
>>225020389Yes officer this one right here
why are soilennials such prudes?
right
right well thats a black cock
Barely legal girl with big boobies
never watched a single episode of british bake off or the traitorsthought everyone under 50 agreed to not watch tv anymore at that meeting we had a few years back
quitting prozac to continue drinking
watching a video of a black tranny shagging a pumpkin
>>225020434The White Man's Burden as it were
>>225020433sorry mate renewed the telly license
right thats a bbc
Trade routes seem pretty important now don't they fuckwit?
nonces are so weird
>>225020438not a fan of trannys but that video of the one shagging a donut spaffing on it and then eating it is alright
Really enjoying this last ditch saga
>>225020457How are we weird
why is rorke attracted to all the demographics he hates
>>225020476um
>>225020478Black pussy, it changed him
>>225020476It's noncenonce!
>>225020433traitors is better than you think. its the best entertainment show bbc have done since noel's house party.
right well the cats just hissed at an empty corner of the room then run offso thats all good then
>>225020495same with big brother and the apprentice, it's all really cerebral stuff, people think it's just gawping at stupid people and drama but actually when we watch it we're doing sociological analysis and other very worthy inquisitions into the human mind
why do brittanicans say mum but not dud?
>>225020505you know cats can see ghosts 0_0
>>225020517why do you say mom and not dod
>>225020505they can see things we can't
>>225020517why do americans say "i pledge allegiance to the flag and israel"
>>225020513big brother is in fact both gawping at stupid people and highly cerebral sociological analysis
yanklings calling their father sir
>>225020519>>225020525
>>225020535I call mine Barry and he calls me young cunt
Bellend smells of cum
cody asking his peepaw if he can go round to hunter's place after band practice
>>225020561mine smells of skips
my bum smells of bellend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmaOvQ8NXQw
>>225020572Cute
>>225020572omdz cody
>>225020586i touch my peenis to videos like this :)
drunkards outside have been singing from 12 to now...maybe those muslims are onto something with the whole banning alcohol
cant believe i didnt look at the news all day yesterday
Only a certified bender would refuse to eat her poo.
>>225020614i do this every day
>>225020586urm why are they in lingerie
Doing a cheeky browse of >>>/cm/
>>225020601if they never get naked and order the other to eat their pussy whats the point
/ded/
German americans, Japanese Americans, and italian americans are OWED reparations for when the united states government put them in CONCENTRATION camps!
I would sniff up all of Emma Watson’s farts.
unit
crazy to think that ai sexbot androids might actually be a thing right after we all die
Our response?
>>225020868i agree, they should have taken the poo to the loo
>>225020868it's 2026 and the entirety of africa still live in mud huts and throw spears to catch food
>>225020911just not true though is it
Lance Stroll and Israeli model Yael Shelbia
Watch Hamlet staring Riz Ahmed
>>225020818i feel like we’re still a solid 20-30 years from anything that gets past the uncanny valley. can’t imagine sticking my dick in the oversized silicone barbies they have now
>>225020963Nah
Leftypol: Who's had the fastest growth in the G7 this year?Rorke your response?
Hating israel is brown coded
>>225020989*walks off*
The biggest supporter of Israel is India
i'm tired
hypergamy is out of control lads
>>225021006post iris
>>225021008Why???????
Are you watching big brother?
sick of it alleverything
>>225021022haven't sleeped
Rochelle's having an emergency
i'm racist lads
>>225021048Tell her I'm busy
I'm poo
getting busy in here lads did you all wake up at the same time
>>225021050ok
>>225021039Why??????
>>225021052It's ok Philip's handled it
>>225021030nobig brother watches me
>>225021062dunno!!!!!
>>225021072Don't be scared ok
>>225021059i woke up a little bit ago on the assumption id fall back asleep but i reckon it almost time for a coffee now
Rorke, it's okay to have a small willy, you know?
>>225021071On mastermind Davina didn't know big brother was from 1984
>>225021072Ok!!!!!!????
is human chair
Jedward have arrived
>>225021079ok thank you ash x
>>225021097Sunning their paws are they
i don't respect women and i've never had a gf
Jedward have a special room
wonder if i've ever accidentally sexually harassed a woman
my life is a primordial soup
>>225021104x
>>225021079Launching that moose looking creature into the Thames to float with the other Indian statues in there.
>>225021079would love to suck her fanny and squeeze her tits
Rochelle has her shoes back
>>225021126>>225021132grow up little men
wonder if a man of her own poo ethnicity approached her she would call the armed police
>>225021138Me or Tommy? He can't grow anymore he's near 40
Jedward just said he doesn't piss
Charlotte isn't sure about Jedward
always feel hungryi just want to cook manbut got to sleep ffs
>>225021110ktim
Omar is in the diary room doing a rap
>>225021179Big long eclair full of cream
i come from a land down under
australian niggas be like i come from a land down under
Jedward are pairing the inmates
i'm gnot a gnigger
Jedward are in silver suits
going to sleep aren't i
rorke getting, and i quote, "BlackClapped"
>>225021232Ok
Charlotte is worried she is boring, she has no hands or feet
suck my johnson
The inmates are dressed as pea pods
mad how people used to think jazz was evil degenerate music
do you think scorpions or centipedes are scarier?
This era was such soul.
>>225021258centipedes. too many legs
Big brother is investigating the pea game for potential cheating
>>225021269You'd love Charlotte
>>225021264you wouldn't get that these days would you yeah a man sitting on a chair playing a trumpet? wouldn't be allowed due to the woke luvvies yeah it's those bloody wokes isn't it
>>225021258yeah
>>225021280Is that Jim carey
>>225021285no my buffoonery is fully sanctioned
Chelsea is crying because the yank accused her of cheating
>>225021295ok
Just watched the new resident evil kino, it's great.
Philip and Charlotte won the pea game
reference "chance would be a fine thing" most days at work and no one gets it and i'm pretty sure that was a big contributor to my reputation for autism in the office
Joanne is talking to Jedward
>>225021327Grow up little man
>>225021327Why do you say it so often
Jedward are in the diary room
>>225021327one day your own personal dobby will come along, understand what you're about, then rub up against your willy in a supply cupboard
>>225021319I liked the last film that guy did, Weapons, so I think I'll enjoy Resident Evil as well. Dunno if I'd pay to see it in a cinema though as I have no mates etc and don't like going to the cinema alone (though have done so in the past).I'll just wait until it comes out online and pirate it.
I AM brown I think
>>225021361Is your dick big? Are you drowning in white pussy? Are white boys afraid of you?
>>225021336get asked questions or asked if things might happen innit>>225021346the ranking (objective) has always beenbig suze > nancy > elena > [power gap] > dobby > sophie
I liked weapons until it was all just a comedy witch
>>225021369Ok
>>225021365Well just don't repeat it so often
>>225021364Yes
>>225021357The soundtrack in particular was excellent, just fits the movie perfectly.The camera angles make it feel like a videogames sometimes too which i thought was really cool.
definitely would've let myself get raped by the army chick too come to think of it
Charlotte has fallen out with Lynx
2026 is being a huge year for movies honestly, it's like every month there is something cool to watch, from all different genres too.
>>225021373chance would be a fine thing
A cup with maggots in it has been found
wish i still had long hair don't know why i got it cut
The yank is in the diary room crying because of what a huge bitch she is
>>225021414:( hope it grows out quickly
growing out the hair for the mousey trim
Growing out my ass hair for all my homies with ass cancer
showing this to my barber
>>225021394I never even played the resident evil video games so I feel like I'm the ideal consumer for this movie. Often when you've played the game you're stuck thinking what a shit adaptation a film or TV show is. But I'll be free of that burden.
>>225021462> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR6dzwQahOM
>>225021280LOL goofy little guy
>>225021479I was thinking the same thing when i left the theather. I dont know anything about resident evil, so no idea how faithful it is.
I picture all British posters as little elves and merrymen of yore making wax candles or sewing little breeches only an inch in length for no other reason but they're british.
>>225021504*shoves face in there*
>>225021509do you like bbc porn
>>225021504Corr
>>225021520for me it's bbw
I love trannies
>>225021520Why are you asking? Wanna watch some together on discord?
