lucy liu edition
She was so cute, I got a friend that looks like her and we call her Lucy, don't care much about Asian ladies but she was hot
Got a veiny 6.7 inch BWC
>>225022150>fat pad pressed
*stares into the mirror, pontificating on whether they can pass as a brown*
>>225022150yeah?
MUMBERG AND DADSTEIN
got a 6.8 inc veinier bwc
the paki girls at work are all nice to me even though i'm an incel freak
Rory Stewart in viral newsnight moment
>>225022159Nope, fat pad pressed it's over 7 easily
got a 6.9 inch bwc that's just one solid vein all around.
>>225022196get them shagged, I like when they have big breasts
Had a lovely one hour sleep
>>225022196They want the BWC
just two autists staring at each other
Rory Stewart in viral bwc moment
right so we all just decided to move over to this new thread of our own accord without ANYONE linking it in the old yeah?fuck off
>>225022259It was linked
>>225022270linked and then immediately deleted
>>225022259Here>>225022111There you go
>>225022297You know when you've been tangoed
I think I saw a little Mexican fella yesterday, I had never seen one I think.
>>225022248Ruby "PAWG" Granger
Tell me one thing
>>225022373On this day in 1974 Apple Records released John Lennon’s fifth solo studio album - Walls & Bridges. The album featured his first and only solo number-one single in the United States, "Whatever Gets You thru the Night," which featured Elton John on piano and vocals
Anyone know how to fix this on mobile? I've already whitelisted both the listed websites on my mobile adblocker but it persists.
>>225022389Ok
screaming at this
bane?
>>225022394You need to unblock spur.us and mcl.io
applying blackface for my early morning trip to tesco
>>225022418
>Mister, you just assured me that I could speak. Look, I'm under what? Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Have a look at the headlock here, see that chap over there? he- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis people. Why did you do this to me, for what reason, what is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent chinese meal? Oh, that's a nice headlock sir, oh, ah yes, I see that you know your judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare – get your hands off me! Ta-ta, and farewell.
>>225022418Alri David Baddiel
right wellhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1790404435006177.jpg
>>225022394keep clicking get captcha and it will work eventually
The plan: 1. Get the ground beef out2. Go to sleep in the next 2 hours3. Wake up4. Cigarette 5. Make burgers and fries
Russian control of the former USSR is essential for peace.
>>225022405this site is doing everything it can to destroy itself. you can blame the gay pedophile cp spammer but at some point you have to wonder if the oak tree is this bad if the acorn was any good
they've just locked me up and thrown away the key
>>225022450This sounds like a hella good plan to me
wotanic brekkie this morning
>>225022465I'll sneak you in a saw
>>225022464um it's an adult oak tree now it doesn't matter if it was treated poorly as an acorn it's responsible for its own decisions now perhaps it should get therapy and take some responsibility for its own happiness
British men should have to wear the sissy cage on their willis
sir poo smeller
>>225022468think so, haven't had a burger in a while
Ash Sarkar
>>225022529
>>225022529Unfortunate face but her body is peng so i would shag.
>>225022111Need her to give me the Tim Curry treatment
>>225022556haha flag
living under a dictatorship not allowed to wee in the sink, not allowed to wank in the living room (guests be damned), certainly not allowed to read mine kampf to the carbergs, i hate it
>>225022529why's she got a 5 o'clock shadow like homer simpson?
>>225022529Unfortunate body but her face is so peng
>>225022111Hi
>>225022595sc
Kicking the Ash poster’s head in
yes we all saw that ash post twitter and comparison to Homer Simpson you unoriginal cunts
Not one for mind games, me
when u wake up in ur bed
>>225022624Scream
on the fags again
What's your excuse?
>>225022642grim
The capitalist system is oiled by the blood of workers
>>225022642every time
Is greata thunberg still a virgin?
>>225022642Firangs will not spare anything. This is how you get "people" like the Chicago peacock rapist.
getting blacked
>>225022693Grow up
mmmm.. dirty feet and toes
>>225022681nah she's had a boyfriend for a good while now. Mellowed out a fair bit after getting dicked down. Many such cases.
mad how much more advanced the ottomans were compared to the byzantines
>>225022681I saw her when she was here, I shouldve taken a pic with her
>>225022733yeah you know what that is mad
I think raw sex ages women tenfold more than drugs and alcohol.
>>225022450skip the cigarette you are smarter than that
>>225022754balkaners should be grateful they were civilized by them but they aren'tsad
>>225022755Prefer cooked sex me
> British billionaire Peter Hargreaves says he "completely disagrees" with Man Utd part-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe's comments that the country is "on the slide", saying "the country isn't on a slide, it's slid. This country is never, ever coming back, it's finished"Based blackpiller
>raw sex ages for me? 21-27
>>225022759I wish i was
>>22502278118-25
Imagine having a 50cm long spaghetti penis that you can fully control like a cat's tail, I reckon women would love that
mouth is feeling very oily but i dont think i had very oily food last night
>>225022814is he getting bummed in the pic or something
my spunk tastes weird today
road outside my flat is closed presumably from stabbing negroshow hte hell am i meant ot get out
18 years old the nanosecond they turn 18? corr yeah wouldn't mind a bit of that haha you know what I mean17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds old? um no you freak what are you some kind of pervert? you need locking up pal
>>225022823You’d know
Raw sex
>Miklos, 25, a PhD student, meets Minnie, 23, who works in film productionhow'd you think it went?
>>225022829Grow up
>>225022842remember when she said she didn't have an ab routine lolincapable of honesty
>>225022842love her
Raw blacked sex
The Blame, only on ITV
>>225022642>the economy is this bad
Overmono new album sucks, i was very excited
>>225022842>>225022852Insane that the average Welsh woman looks like this
Why do dark skinned indian women have 5'oclock shadows when arab and african women of the same complexion don’t?
>>225022842>>225022843>>225022858>>225022851Grow up
bulgarian has nothing to say about the advanced ottoman technology while his ancestors were farming dirtalrighty then
Just took a poo, used the bidet and wiped but I feel more comingfuck my incel life
>>225022852Throw her in the jeet pits
>>225022843Minnie on Miklos:>lovely guy, good vibes. >very polite>He is super different from me. It was nice chatting with someone who has lived such a different life.>intelligent, chatty, inquisitive.>not the vibe for a kissWould you meet again?>Probably not, but no hard feelings.super, super nice meeting and chatting to him, really interesting conversation there just fascinating but she'd never meet again not even as friends. Translation: fanny drier than the sahara.
my core is so weak i walk like that gay monkey
Got a plumber coming today to plumb my pipes
>>225022879They can fuck right off
>>225022922oo er
>>225022938A woman will never stop acting like this and they will never grow up
>>225022907I hope someone posts it now
walk of shams
>>225022111More like Lucy Poo amirite?
>>225022958you'd like that wouldn't you well I'm not going to
>>225022936You WILL pay the jizyaYou WILL offer your firstborn to be a janissaryYou WILL honor the sultanand you WILL be happy
>>225022950Zeidy being shown 10 Rorschach drawings by his psychiatrist and describing all 10 as black penises.
>>225022976
Jewish women with huge tits
>>225022976*tickles your sofy tum*Pleease
>>225022980
>>225022987The hate sex with a yenta would be so intense >>225022993Roarr
I bet Lucy Liu's pussy was pristine >>225022979I took my revenge with a Turkish girl in high school >>225022987gp
>>225022842Name?
>>225023010Darren
Four Tet and Caribou also are releasing bullshit the last few years...wtf happened
can scarcely think of a single girl on earth who isn't made for it
>>225022987Brown boobs
>>225023041Made for what?
>>225023010https://www.reddit.com/r/BustyIsraeliiiGirls/
got out the shower and accidentally slipped and landed arse first on mum's dildo
>>225023070Fuck
Murder of crowbergs outside my house going CAWWW CAWWW CAWWW
americans have always paid tribute to the mighty turk*dons fez*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0MGPQh0kyc
>>225023079What colour and how big is it
>>225023070He was asking about Gracie Abrams, Kuldeep
>>225023109lol
>>225023100Name's Sandeep
>>225023098A reconquista of Constantinople needs to be on the agenda. Time to tear down those ugly towers outside the Hagia Sophia.
>>225023077He's handsome and mogs the ziobot
>>225023126Nice to see a Texan on here for once
>>225023132You’re brown
>>225023100Thanks cody
>>225023130we did that in ww1 and nobody caredchristianity is dead outside of africa and latrine america boyo, not gonna happenunless you wanna turn it into a synagogue, would that be preferable?
>Andy Burnham unveils £210m package to regenerate high streetsCorrrrrr a whole £210m?
>>225023145My ancestors hail from European female sex tourism destination
>>225023182I know that street it's in SF
>>225023193Fillmore
>>225023185Africa?
>>225023182pov 270k/yr tech timmy telling his illegal mystery meat seekingarrangements ting about ai
>>225023182Jesus that’s beyond grim
I used to live in Swansea. Then rentberg raised rent and I moved out of Swansea. Now I live in a dying town while every day I'm seeing in X is being redeveloped in Swansea, Y is being built in Swansea.Meanwhile my town seems allergic to success or change or progress.I regret leaving Swansea
>>225023216Right
>>225022932
>>225022529>>225022556
>>225022362Reckon she flicks her bean to Dredd
ran out of taoilet paperwiping my arse with tea towels
wiping my arse with my nan's towel
off NYMR steam gala, you lads want any locos picturing in particular?
wiping my arse with my nan's handkerchief
My fat pussy
>>225023360some of the freshly waxed and polished mallard, preferably with your head inches from itfeel free to block out your face of course
>>225023360>>225023375
Housemate brings his gf over to shag, you're in the house and can hear it through the walls, what do you do?
>>225023369
>>225023077fucking hell
watching the latest kenji
>>225023375scr
>>225023375Mallard is retired in the railway museum, Sir Nigel Gresley is the A4 loco running
farts stink this morning. what's that all about then?
>>225023405why is that saved to your computer sir
>>225023360flyinc cscotmagns
>>225023403i mean nothing? what on earth else would you do
>>225023408I like his cooking, learned to bake bread from his video
they dont wax mallard you moron
>>225023421I told him to let me know when he was planning on bringing her around so I could be out of the house. Not sure if that was the right move or made me look like a beta.
got a real whopper of a post
could go and see that resident evil fillum by myself today in the cinema
Mutts straight up posting bbc porn in brit now. Absolute state.
morning lads. what's the plan today?
at lot of the time in York I will have my van headphones over my ears, but I'm not actually listening to music it's often to block out the noise of the endless fucking traffic
>>225023439get out and enjoy the day
BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>225023439genuinely not suremight go for a walk
>>225023439morning>>225022450
desperate for attention yanks
>>225023447how many hours a day do you reckon you spend doing this?
>>225023439Sleep soon
>>225023451why would you go to sleep when it's morning?
>>225022843looks gay coded
>>225023439see>>225023360
>>225023464havent slept
>>225023473still replying to yourself mate?cracker of a dogshit post nobody cared about
>>225023454you have to sort of admire the level of dedication and mental illness to keep the same gimmick going every day for over a decade
>>225023483fuck off and make me breakfast
>>225023463cute
>>225023440
>>225023490that's a look reserved for BBC
saw a fella in a maga hat and a ‘this is my steak eating shirt’ at 7am in sainsburys
arse
You should all be nice to eachother, and only be mean to Americans
>>225023439been for a walk already now I'll try to put off drinking as late as possible but probably start before midday
for me it simply has to be walking around the town aimlessly by myself for 3-4 hours, not purchasing anything, not talking to anyone, just walking through the throngs of people all of whom are out with their friends or their romantic partners while I walk nowhere for no reason before heading home to my flat aloneyou see the top mental health professionals today recommend "getting out the house" as the number one treatment for men such as myself. It's good for you, getting out the house
>>225023539>you see the top mental health professionals today recommend "getting out the house" as the number one treatment for men such as myself. It's good for you, getting out the houseits true
>>225023539blog on (alone)
>>225023515why are going to sainsburys at 7am?
got up and had breakfast and am suddenly very tired so i am going to employ my special patented powernap technique>drink very strong coffee>immediately go to sleep>wake up naturally in 20 mins full of caffeine and not even slightly tiredworks every time
>>225023545
>>225023545>>225023551
>>225023556cant go 9am can youfull of other shoppers by that time
>>225023539You don't have to go to the town centre. You could go to a library, museum, the countryside, the coast, etc. You just don't want to and will find any excuse to sit at home, wallowing in self pity.
My therapist kind of looks like Mindy Kaling
was doing massive farts in bed from the cassoulet i had last night
>>225023579please just grow up
Having a diarrhoea
>>225023573dont know who that is
sir jack mackerel
>>225023602doesn't taste as good as regular mackerel
>>225023573Shup mutt
>>225023615Sign of the times. Big business will find a way to scrimp on everything down to the humble tin of fish.
>>225023615I avoid both they are bad for my gout
should probably wash up but its really just a plate and a pan and a knife and a wooden spoon
>>225023545what a transition from 480p to 1080p does to a foid
Sir Nigel Gresley
And the latest from "Employed Woman"?
>>225023633not worth doing until there's a saucepan, mugs, and other cutlery
>>225023596FOY Malaponte
>>225023633need to give my coffee machine a deep clean but really cba
>>225023650still pretending to be a woman
Muttaponte vs BBC mutt
the men are not kicking the ball today
>>225023677they are! they're doing it for their country though in a Mickey Mouse tournament
>>225023671Aye yes well thank you "team" member
jude bellingham more like dude bellingham
watching some classic donner tree dinnerslove her food and her boobies
>>225023677it's a fucking disgrace
cleaning the house
already had a meal deal for brekkie tempted to get another for lunch
Malaponte shitting up the thread with either politics shite or black willies and making the rest of us yanks look bad as per.
pooed smellingham
Covid didn't go far enough. Need mutts slimmed down by at least another 50%
>>225023711Between him, gingerpaedo and emmayank I'm not sure you have any reputation left to defend
don't think my neighbour has been outside in about 15 years except when she makes the 1 minute excursion to take the bins out
>>225023572ok I'm at a countryside coastal public library (open on a saturday btw) all by myself what do I do now to become a normal lad with mates and a girlfriend?
>>225023732not seen the fat woman over the road for a long time pretty sure she's housebound
What’s the best anime out right now?
>>225023732She's gaggin for a shag that one.
BBC said I should keep it PGBBC I wish I had it in meThere’s a double meaning if you dig deep
>>225023782Fake shite
>>225023732ktim
its saturdaypost cats!
>>225023782each one is a galaxy with more stars than there are atoms in the entire universe but there's no life in any of them by the way we're the only ones with life
>>225023768i genuinely think you'd get ill from touching her. her flat must be generating strains of bacteria that we haven't seen since we lived in the bogs
>>225023494Unhinged
>>225023801
Willy Wonka? More like Willy Wanker!
israeli fa getting nervy
>>225023806I can't make any more jokes after that description. She might have dead pets in her house by the sound of it.
>>225023850she does deny entry to the gas engineer when he comes round for the yearly inspection something's not right in there
Might get secondary glazing for my newly purchased first home on a busy main road
>>225023870perhaps theres a demon in the house thats shes keeping trapped for the good of mankind
Accidentally went for a shit in the women's yesterday, only realised when I left the cubicle to wash my hands and an woman was stood right there luckily she didn't seem to phasedI apologised and said I thought it was the gents and she pointed to the massive sign on the door of a womanCan't go back to that bar now
ronke
Where is porke? I much desire to speak with him
>>225023888why say anything if you just went about your business she'd assume you were also a woman
>>225023918I'm bald and haggered I'm obviously not a woman
>>225023918It’s not real you mong>barFOY
>>225023888Blog on sexual harrasser
consider the osprey
>>225023888>barFOY and VPN off
another day in paradise fellas
>>225023744you're not though, are you? you're sat in your smeggy childhood bedroom
>>225023937Yes you sped we have bars and pubs in this countryThere's a difference between the two
>>225022111
>>225023886where's the arse?
sometimes public opinion seems so alien to me
>>225023956Liu rhymes with New
>>225023951lil yank zoomer omfz
poo coming
>>225023972>gets done>You're a yank you're a zoomerConcession accepted
poo update: poo has now arrived
>>225023990baited for this exact response
Swollen breasts
the lads
>>225023957dismantled due to woke
>>225024022nonbinary thing in the austin powers shirt is the only shaggable one
>>225023963according to the "unbiased" yougov polls 50% of people wanted nightclubs to never open again due to covidi'd put little stock in it
>>225024037>>225024037
>>225024013a
>>225023888Transphobic post
>>225024013
>>225023079>>225023082>>225022950Samefag
