>Swedes when someone is starving to death in their home
>sorry I only got Surströmming
>my honour demands I must feed every guest in this house or I will lose MILLION izzatthis is brown-coded
It is expected that you have the competence to feed yourself.
total yank death
Every time I visit my northern friends I make sure to fill my pockets with spaghettis before they lock me up in the attic so I don't starve to death while they have a feast downstairs.
>>225023349Do you also hide juice up there?
>>225023349Do you spill it when they ask if you have a gf yet?
>>225023386I hide a bottle of ketchup in my underpants.
>>225023426I spilled spaghetti one time I visited my Swedish friend, his sister tried to start a conversation with me so I got nervous and stumbled with the furniture spilling spaghetti all over the floor, I ran away crying from the home.
This is totally a meme. In the Netherlands when guests come they can usually stay for diner, you just have to notify in advance so they can have enough food in the house.
>>225023689>have enough food in the house.Nigga this is what we're talking about. Even the thirdiest of thirdy have enough food in their house to feed an extra guest or two.
>>225023689>tikkie me for your food in advance
>visit Dutch friend>didn't notify in advance>entire family eats a whole roasted chicken>I get fairy dust toast in the children's table
>>225023712>Even the thirdiest of thirdy have enough food in their house to feed an extra guest or two.That's because they need to have a supply in their house, for when disaster strikes, like a power cut or a crime wave. Dutch people usually just buy the food they need for one day because we know the shops will be open the next day to buy more.
>>225023689Makes sense, this gives you enough time to generate the tikkie invoice
>>225023856Let's cut the shit. You are just a silly people with a silly language that everybody quietly tolerates because you're rich. It's not even practical to go to the shop every day you just do it because you like riding your gay little bike. Furthermore you're hiding behind the fact "don't have food in the house" (which not even the poorest favela monkey would admit to) to not feed your guests because you're cheap.
>>225023179It's just canned herring.
>>225023689>refilling my pantry just for you, that will be 140 euros and 29 euro cents please
>>225023979I'm not even firstie or white but I also don't keep food in my flat, I just buy the items I will eat that day on my way from work
>>225023159Their house their rules.
As a kid I'd spend a lot of time at a friend's house and there was always food for me, but I wasn't allowed to have a fancy dessert like their family. Only a cheap yogurt or a banana.And for the afternoon snack the mom would often go buy pastries but not one for me, my friend had to give me half of his.They earnt 3x more than my single mom, but when he came home he always had whatever he wanted and she'd buy nutella just for him too.
>>225023159some germans are like that, too
thats based. its good to have boundaries.
>>225023856this got me curious, are there just NO storms or other natural calamities in Holland?
>>225025275In civilized countries, we have infrastructure to mitigate the effects of these kinds of things.
>>225023179Bruh
>>225025275Firsties are like domesticated sheep, completely and hopelessly dependent on a system that uses them and exploits them at its leisure.Recently I chose to build a reserve of food in case a natural disaster or supply chain problem comes up, and was amazed at how almost nobody is prepared to even have two week's worth of stored food.No wonder they call us goyim.
>>225025275I'm 33 years old and the worst weather I have experienced here in Sweden was a couple storms that knocked over a few trees and dislodged a few roof tiles around town. Non of that matters because all of our infrastructure for electricity and water are underground. Other than that, we don't have any natural disasters in Nordic countries beyond landslides and rare floods in select areas. If you live in a city or town you will never experience any of it.
>>225025275Worst as get are strong winds but the worst that does is steal any umbrella's you forgot to bring inside
