the lady in the lake edition
ronk flimmexed
god she is ugly
>>225026915why has she got her clothes on?
Cody going on a 1,000 hour road trip to Bakersville
And now it's time for our 'What happened next?' round. Here's a still from a CCTV camera and our panel has to see if they can guess what happened next.
sailing to new zealand in a rubber dinghy in search of twinks
>>225026943only really about four hoursbut who wants to go on a roadtrip to that shithole
>>225026959he's putting money in the donation box
marching into the norwegian fjords to shag a troll
>>225026915why are you guys obsessed with that middoid mutt?
>>225026956Did you see Sir Rosenior goading his former club the other day? They're saying he's back.
the pooseal 'lysapops is my favourite
>>225026959SCANNING FOR BRITISH CULTURE ... ... ... ......ZERO BRITISH CULTURE FOUND. POSTER WILL BE BRUTALLY RAPED
>>225026991son u cant post this
least favourite locals from any country ive visited are Italians always so full of themselves and having a carry on id definitely have been racist against them back in early 20th century america
>>225026991why are you romanian
>>225026972I'm being told I can give you half a point for that.
About how many hours a day do you spend alone posting on 4chan?
>>225026969It's about 1,000 hours from darkest Maine
>>225026927gorgeous white angel>>225027006it's SFW wut
>>225026991why is the man fucking her white?
Would you introduce Miklos to your friends?Hypothetically yes, but only as a friend.Would you introduce Miklos to your friends?Hypothetically yes, but only as a friend.Would you introduce Miklos to your friends?Hypothetically yes, but only as a friend.LMAO SHE WOULDNT EVEN SET HIM UP WITH HER FRIENDS LMAOhttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/sep/26/blind-date-miklos-minniedesu going by the pictures wtf were the guardian thinking blud had no chance
Alysa Liu is built for BWC
errrrrrrrr
>>225026978imagine the smell of unwashed norwegian village foid pussy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7zN0WzvGKkARorke's new car
tnd
>>225026991this a fake you piss a shit
>>225026992yeah of course i did absolute legend
>>225027037Racismlad!
Planning a quick wank before going to see the mates.No inspiration of whom the wank involves is striking me at this moment however.
seen a girl with bigs boobs on today
For me it's Dr Alyssa Lu.
>>225027039
>>225027050the mates surely
I watched the new resident evil movie yesterday, it's excellent, if you lads have the chance go watch it, the soundtrack in particular i found very nice.
>>225027050your mates will get wanked?
>>225027027she's made for the beeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD_WvcLi95I
>>225027027she's asking for it
anyone else eating crisps
>>225027011good place to live in if you're above 150iq
>>225027073Only female in the group is fuck ugly.Usually wank to exes or celebrities or the odd ig lady.
>>225027014not even, maybe a week tops, and that’s if you make a lot of stops for sightseeing along the way
11 more minutes ...
>>225027106toe ni burairu
phwoar >>>/bant/25069311>>>/bant/25069320>>>/bant/25069331
Crazy isn't it, how a tiny 2% wealth tax causes such mayhem.What's also crazy is that even if we did get them to pay a 2% wealth tax they would still end the year richer than before they paid the tax due to their compounding wealth but no one talks about that bit.Instead we just pretend that poor people with no money will magically have money to tax for to pay for things
>>225027106fotyeg
>>225027126Cody is stopping at every Wawa, Sheetz and Au Bon Pain he sees lol
>>225027143alright gary
>>225027138right well i hovered over this while eating didn't i
work meant i've spent the last year interacting with a lot of zoomers a noticeable amount in their early 20s are heavily autisticit can be alright in person but communicating via text/email is an absolute fucking nightmarei've started getting scared of having an autistic kid now
>>225027151Am I wrong? (No)
what do we think Man City punishment will be then
sausage and egg butty with red sauceaccrington scranley
>>225027138roar
>>225027143most intelligent leftist
>>225027168>egg with ketchup Disgusting
Happily married for 11 years but I sometimes think about my ex gf's vagina. It was one of those genuinely nice looking vaginas, yknow. She was also very good at riding dick and she also swallowed cum. My wife isn't good at riding at all and doesn't swallow but is better at everything else.
>>22502716010 years in the gay porn mines
>>225027160a fine
hmm yes we should just take people’s money, by force no less surely this will work (this time)
>>225027154reminder to not read to your kids because it gives them an unfair advantage. Just give them an ipad and act like they don't exist 90% of the time.
Why don't we tax Starbucks?>because Starbucks will leave and that means there will be no jobs because no one else is able to make coffee, no one else wants to buy coffee, no one else is willing to make coffee for a wage!
female niggas be like "i'm on my period"
>>225027177yeah?
>>225027160Spurs awarded the 16/17 title
>>225027177swings and roundabouts in the game of love my girlfriend is good in bed but shes really lazy and always has something wrong with her and is quite delusional
maybe if the government didn't spend hundreds of billions per year on the 'mass they would have more money
yes nothing says i'm married than bragging on brit at 1pm on a saturday very convincing mate very convincing
>>225027202one of my guilty wanks over the years.she gives me the vibes she will age like shit.
Irish chicks say some things like this sometimes: My name is Siobhan. My name is Caoimhe. My name is Saoirse.
>>225027202Phwoar I'd meekly ask her "where's my hug?"
>>225027195Always found that a weird counter argument. These capitalists love to go on about the free market but suddenly we're supposed to pretend that people won't buy anything anymore if a company or rich person leaves.
>>225027202norks
>>225027177A woman who doesn't swallow is awful.
>>225027215Some of us have been on 4chims since 2007 mate
>>225027138absolutely disgusting
ronke
Only ever had my cum swallowed by a woman who was either ugly and I had no real chemistry with or lust for, or wasn't aware she was swallowing it.
>>225027211be better.
Is it possible as a lad born in 1997 to slip through the your entire schooling years with undetected autism?
1pm on a Saturday is a fairly normal time to not have much going on really though isn't it
>>225027239I was born in 2006Im unc bruh fr
>Only ever had my cum swallowed by a woman who was either ugly and I had no real chemistry with or lust for, or wasn't aware she was swallowing it.
>>225027260The wisest, greatest man I've ever known.
4channelling my incel energy
>>225027264of course
the rt. hon. lord professor jason, 1st baron arday
hey y'all
My bedsheets smell like cum and feet>>225027274Both these would get it
We can't tax billionaires 1%>Spends more money lobbying against wealth taxes than they would have paid in tax
>>225027264everyone has already detected it, they just wont tell you because theyre evil
After seeing this image and finding out Employed Woman is cute, I will refer to her by her preferred pronouns and no longer call her Sacked Tranny.
right well
>>225027293gonna need a wash asaponly one of my satin sheets is actually soft to the touch though.....
>>225027307grim
>>225027138i'll just imagine that’s fatpheebs and have a wank
>>225027283>>225027303How can you tell if you've actually got autism? They give out diagnoses like butterscotch candy since 2020, so I know I could get diagnoses. But how can you actually know? Do DNA tests tell you?
>>225027269umm
>>225027315Bed smells different to what it smelled like before I got up Loneliness is killing me now I've been reminded of her
>>225027260mate you ritually spam webms of a dead person, please off yourself
>>225027307The date on the register says this is from 2 years ago
>>225027138bad post>>225027202good post
honestly no point to pooing, i'll have to go again soon anyways
>>225027211Flying cars but no, immigrants
>>225027323it's not real
>>225027323took my psychologist 3 meetings, 2 tests and a speaking to my dadberg to conclude my autism
>>225027344thanks mr double o 7
NEYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
>>225027344
>>225027323if you think you probably have autism then you likely do it's not fucking normal matei guess it's possible you have some other neuroatypicalism but "normal" people dont wonder if they have autism cos autism is fucking weird mate>>225027368>body shaming in 2026:skull:
>>225027368need her to bully my small penis
>>225027383 meant for: >>225027334
>>225027400She only shags white bois so you got a chance
>>225027383you forgot to fill it in
>>225027368rude and uncalled for
Zieldberg is away either self harming or wanking to blacked
>>225027368TBD
>>225027362Leaning towards this answer.>>225027364Did they detect it in your blood or was it just a questionnaire?>>225027384I'm not sure anyone else would think I have autism. Nobody has ever asked me anyway.
heard something about this bloke having a small penis or something
familytimetoil loomsmumberg gets upset if I don't gomumberg gets upset when I go and have nothing to saycan't win
>>225027410rorke loves this webm
>>225027402incompetent little slug you are, embarrassing
>>225027423me.....
margaret thatcher voiceyou tube if you want to
>>225027410this is hotso is that girl who likes being moved out of the way
>>225027400I genuinely find her insanely hot and I would never pull out
>>225027378WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION
zarah>ash
>>225027455OH!
>>225027422just talking and doing some test, mainly pattern recognition based one really
>>225027447:)
>>225027454based honourary scouse
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsMpWJfXlf0
>>225027455Ruth Jones is one of the only two funny women in Britain
>>225027422>>225027362idk if autism is something learnt or what it is but as i said above from working with zoomers in their 20swhen you make clear jokes especially via text where the smarter autists can't tell more easily you're making a joke they will reply seriously every timeand what's even more bizarre is they will make a comment which u assume is kinda jokeyso you reply in a kinda jokey way backand then they just give a completely straight laced answer usually related to some "fact" that "proves" your joke wrongthere is definitely something wrong with these peoplethey are not normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXxiiM2bnYkI'll try this later.
more like Gash Saarkar
>>225027491
is there much protein in...
>>225027481Sounds like you're getting heemed by a once-in-a-generation "straight man" comedian. Like Jack Dee.
>>225027455heh
Non NTs aren't normal? Woah nice one wageslave
It's Caturday
>>225027481deegs you are such a boring cunt
>>225027512Bet that bloke on the left has aids
>>225027476Her sister Rosie being the other one.
>>225027538looks like that finster fella
>>225027481well if you rely on contextual clues to pick gage social interaction it’s difficult to apply them in text, becomes an interpretation wild west just know for me i have a hard time to distinguish between jokes and serious tones in post on here sometimes
>>225027410>I will raise your sons and daughters and have a pie cooling on the windowsill for you when you get home from workI would do anything for her. She would run that house and be control of our finances and I would be in love with her forever.
>>225027524it's multiple people like thatand the worst "straightman" is so autistic they can barely make eye contact when talking to you loldo i think that's "autism" rather than being insecure or weird not necessarily but combined with the other stuff i think there's genuinely just something wrong with their brain>>225027544?
might got tooting
>>225027538utterly mental that she was prime ministerliterally what were they thinking
>>225027551can't unsee that now
>>225027538
>>225027545Rorke
I wish our government casually launched missiles at spam call centers. There should be a service where if I receive a spam call, I can send it to the government and they'll launch a missile at them. If their shithole isn't enforcing the law, then we should enforce the law internationally with missiles.
Wank to our Daisy completed.
>>225027553u literally said you're autistic so i'm not surprised
Might get into ritualposting
>>225027582is she going to fuck her dad
>>225027589have you considered a fascination with birds?
>>225027585well yes but that’s not important here
>>225027538she cute ngl
>>225027597ah look a joke not getter is in the thread with us
>>225027554Doesn't go up to get the second time because she's the alpha and it doesn't want to go into her space
>>225027597Why are you so engrossed in this to reply in a diagetic fashion?
>>225027615do horses have alphas?
>>225027612i think you're autism is showingno offence
>>225027637Yes of courseUsually the females hehe
>>>/an/
can hear someone going mad with the hedge trimmer
>>225026978
>>225027582he terrible if she filmed and uploaded it. shocking, even
/fem/
the el nino will kill 50,000,000 globally. finally a happening that covid was promised to be
Diesel will exceed £2 soon. Supply chains will be FUCKEDEmpty supermarket shelves. Not for me though
>>225027654you know it smell crazy in there
>>225027697i unironically wish covid had killed everyone over the age of 60.
>>225027691I like this
its free money
>>225027700Already is £2
>>225027710if i lived in me mums belly flaps it would smell like my farts all the time
el nonothats what im calling it
>>225027691name(of her not you, just incase autism doesn't get it x)
Zoomers are fucked. They don't no how to partake in basic social interactions. Every time I'm forced to interact with one it's like I have to talk them through what's happening so they don't have a panic attack. A useless and entitled generation.
>>225027691Yeah you're right if you (as her dog) weren't looking it would be a bit narcissistic
>>225027739ktim but I'm 38
el nino just means 'the kid' in spanish.i feel like something as bad as this should have a more grandiose name.
>>225027750but im a cat(LMAOxD)
>>225027691Need my rohypnol and a hd camera.
>>225027758what about el nina what does that mean
>>225027737hey thats cheating, that only works if you torture living creatures for no reason
el anon becoming la anon
>>225027739
>>225027738that’s another swede who has nestled into /brit/ in the last few weeks, usually spotted by heavy use of animals webms and few words
imagine 2 years away from retirement and then diesel and el nino fuck the economy such that your savings are trashed and you need to continue working for another 5-10 years
>>225027764*Fucks your throat*
hello my best friends
Mental how the gimmick where they post missing teenagers is literally just a way for the nonces to show pictures of kids they're attracted to to the other nonces itt
>>225027784broccoli head mf
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790426293237630.mp4
>>225027747thought this webm was going to zoom out and everyone in the audience was a gorilla because it looks like hes in the jungle
>>225027784Notably no words in your retort. Just an image macro you've outsourced from the hive as an acceptable response when someone criticises your generation.
>>225027785i like him better than ye>>225027773same thing, la nina is the feminine of el nino.
>>225027739love cute awkward zoomets
>>225027794*sticks kitty tongue out and licks your balls*
Is my Stocks and Shares ISA safe from El Niño?
story just broke of a 20 year old who went to a party on Cornell's campus. she was incapacitated and sexually assaulted by two men- and then one of them sent a message on snapchat to his fraternity that said "free pussy" and invited other men to join. they did.
>>225027720no wonder everyone hates argies
>>225027814toes nearly as long as her fucking fingersridiculous (that they're ont in my mouth LMAO)
el nibobs
>>225027807why is he pretending to be a morrisons shopper
>>225027824Ufff fuck I'm gonna cum baby oh yeah
>>225027835start putting your savings in people. make friends and acquire leverage over others with blackmail
Mental how uneven and out of square the walls are in my 70s terrace.When did the United Kingdom introduce straight lines and right angles?
mum, dadim a blithering faggot
>>225027841i hate women but then i read stuff like this and i hate men too
>>225027747this just started playing in my headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrU7W80r13w
lets just set up a big fan facing towards africa to blow the el nino down there
hello friends
>>225027865>out of squarenot a phrase. try again
is Burnham a city or a united man?
>>225027858Is that an El Niño proof method for saving? My understanding is El Niño poses a danger to human life, so investing in humans would be foolish. Interested to hear your perspective.
Let's kill all Aidan's
>>225027881hello how are you
>>225027888least autistic brit poster
Just slept for 12 hours straight x
>>225027853*starts farting uncontrollably*PLFRRRRRRRTTTTBrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPP
>>225027888humans can boost their survival by working together
>>225027747WHAAAAATIIIIIII'VVVVVVVEDOOOOOOONE
>>225027891I'm feeling well :3 eating healthily and awake at the right time, how are you?
why is everyone worried about el nino then are my bennies at risk
Anyone stockpiling?
>>225027841How many men?
Yeah if there was something I say or do that makes her come I would do it every single day
el nunyonunyo damn business that is
hey gemini, locate the nearest zogbot and launch protocol-749
>>225027883you brown or something?
>>225027907I heard a saying something along the lines of "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together".
>>225027900how many hours gay
>>225027739True. Said alright to a cute supermarket shelf stacker and she just stared blankly at me. I waited for a moment, did a pursed lips smile and walked off.
>>225027812don't feel like i need to explain myself to you, millennials reek of impotence.>>225027842you reckon the people that died during covid thought the world was ending?
>>225027925total of 7 men raped her over a period of several hours.
>>225027936nobody has ever said this
My walls? They're out of plumb.
>>225027915good to hear, I made some burgers and im a bit sleepy
>>225027679that film is quite good
>>225027939His waking life a gay porn
It's gonna be a Dark Winter for Europe
felt a bit out of square lately
>>225027960I've said it
me speaking truth to power
>>225027799I think its an unfair mockery of the way teenage girls make themselves up to look 10 years older these days
DWP employees are trying to torture and harass me to death
>>225027962how were the burgers? got a food baby making you eepy?
>>225027971extremely efficient girly
>>225027971jimpphat with a wig
>>225027981>The Emperor's pursuit of immortality included engaging in sexual relations with young girls, of which he and Tao collected 960 for this purpose.
>>225027971Post her PAWG bubble butt
What you experience as rape is actually a cosmically meaningless collision of complex molecules
she's missingso's my heart
>>225027971never stop the larp, rubes, reach for the stars
>>225028020black science man
>>225027993they can pull the plug on your miserable existence at any time and they choose not to
>>225027884hes an everton fanfamously
>>225027970what do you mean?
>>225027971
>>225028042he's a big guy
>>225028042why is he so small...
>>225028042nasty nasty nastybush, fat, brown belly, small peniseverything about this is minging
umm
hate people who post porn webms and mp4sGROW UP
>>225028042He's having the time of his life he is. Good for him.
>>225028051Spankable
here's some eye bleach
>>225028042I missed it :(
>>225028090lordosis tummy sex
>>225028051She fucks dogs
bro doesn't know about the 'chive
When you think about it, me breaking both your femurs with a sledgehammer is nothing more than a slight change in the arrangement of atoms in the universe - a minor shift in the vibrational frequencies in the fabric that is the quantum field of space time.
>>225028042maybe there's still hope for us incel bros
new>>225028129>>225028129>>225028129
joint and some mr 'tween i reckon
going marlow bookshop in marlow in hope that i may bump into rubes reaching for the same YA novel so that there can be a spark between us
>>225028038They choose to have their least competent employees hover their finger over the button and make me sing and dance to the point of total humiliation and exhaustion for the most petty of reasons
>>225027993>>225028038They used to make me lose sleep because every day I was scared of getting another letter>We've decided to end your claim. If you disagree with our decision...They did it four times over the space of 5 years. Without warning. My mental health fucked over every time, fucked for money for weeks while I waited for them to reinstate it. Living on cheap oats. Falling into arrears with my rent
