pumpking spice edition
Penis smegma
>>225029900that reminded me I may need to put my holloween decorations
nearly 40, in a few weeks. yesterday had a few moments of chest pain, maybe the end is near
>>225029988do you have a wife and kids or are you a 40 year old virgin
>>225029988>dying before 50lucky bastard
I once said sumn here like, "I am suffering. I am suffering without meaning," and one of you responded by saying, "I'm pooing. I'm pooing without peeing," and I still chuckle at it sometimes.
me, on the left
it's getting crazy up in here
Who is currently your favorite adult content creator?
Reminder: do not reply to non /cum/ flags.
>>225030443i no longer watch 'orn, but there was a camgirl i liked called 'roomtoavoid'
>>225030666fuck you
>>225030443alexis texas or gianna michaels
>>225030779Hmmm gross sorry>>225030443NiceTreasured memories of faps gone by
The BOOOCHIEEEE one is better>>225020838
>Hmmm gross sorry
>>225030443You.
>>225030443stacy cruz
>>225030887>You.
>>225030879>thread closedSIMP BTFO
>>225030986Still a garbage OP
Powerlifted a fucking cerveza
>>225031116its good because its autumnl themed
ate a chobani
>chad wojaker frog posters i hate this place
My cat trapped under my knee
>>225031207why is the icture sideways
>>225031192for me it's danimals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQhcvv_VH1w
How many of you are actually white
>>225031302You need to go back to your country PENDEJO
>>225031302im white if you count guatemalans as white
>>225031302I'm Old Stock Anglo-American White
It's nice to see that people are beginning to wake up to the Poop Problem. Maybe in my lifetime we'll have licked the problem once and for all. Imagine how much time you waste in your life just pooping. Thousands of hours literally flushed away.
Picked up a kewl toy earlier. Can't wait to try it out laterNot sure how I feel about the optic but it was the same price locally as getting one without an optic shipped
How do i train to become a crazy nigger who worships death and destroys sissified ideals of progress and rationality? How do i become the barbaric strawman the white man fears?
>>225031369reminds me of an airbrush
South Africa was the place to perform the first heart transplant.... What happened?
>>225031535Felon Mosque came out of there
>>225031434lol I can see itIt looks goofy with the dot on top
>>225031369shiny space gunI've always wanted to frankestein a target pistol into 9mm or .380
>>225031535(((diversity))) triumphed
>>225031535they're fokke zef m8
don't forget, classic tractor fever in on at noon
How come /int/ anons are relatively nice to each other here but on /trv/ everyone hates each other, every other country, and where they live? Exhausting board to go on most of the time, although /tpg/ is alright and you will find occasional good effortposts.
>>225031717Idk what those places are
>>225031753Same.4chan.org/int/cum is the homepage on my internet browser. Idk anything about the rest of this site.
evens i ride to the beachodds i ride to the park
>>225031643>I've always wanted to frankestein a target pistol into 9mm or .380That would be a project lolWonder how much sending a barrel out for rifling costsThis is the space gun I really want.
LOOK ONTO MY YACHT, CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S OPEN WIDE,WOULD I YACHT TO YOU, BABY, WOULD I YACHT TO YOU, OH YEAH, WOO!
unc is crashing out rn ::skull emoji::
>>225031753>>>/trv/ the travel board. >>225031794The rest of /int/ isnt't bad imo
So, here's the crazy part. I was a GERL, but she had a COCK. A gock, if you would. How nutso is that? I tell you what, I hardly recognize the world anymore.
>>225031302i am 100% white and of old herzegovinian white serb orthodox stocki'm a true overman
>>225031862I'm droppin shrooms at a garden aprtyI'M TELLIN YOU BABY YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER BOAT ON THIS YACHT OF MINE, OH YEAH
me and the boys
white women age like milkwhile our goblinas just turn fat
It's always hilarious how leftists in the Americas think we should abolish the police, the Soviet Union did that for a few months and then realized it was a mistake so they reinstituted the police
The Battle of Gog and Magog. Have you read it?
>>225032133they reinstated it and named it the peoples militia because "police" are made only to protect the bourgeois o algo
We did it stinkyf am Another week without showering
>>225031958you have to be 130 iq minimum to understand the cuck fetish
>>225032334Then how is a Serbian able to understand it?
Q: What song does a corner boy sing during a rain storm?uiɐɹ ǝɥʇ ui ,uiƃuils ɯ,I :∀
>>225031958when are you retards gonna stop posting this?for fuck's sake it was trolling and baiting
>>225032513https://youtube.com/shorts/vkWx7J00MQY
we gettin the 5k or no?
There is something sexual about SpongeBob
>>225032663So many holes...
>>225030442get cookie mog'd
>To live and die in LA>Its the place to bee
might watch the new dunes
>>225032420farkin upside down cunt fuck off
>>225032663the kind of nigga you see at a diddy party vs the one you expected to see
So there are like these two gangs right? The Drain Gang tries to cum really fast and then you have the Goon Squad who are slower and more methodical.Well this all starts off as purely ideological arguments but after a while it turns to violence in the streets. Goon Squadders greasing Drain Gangers and Drain Gangers emptying loads of rounds into the Goon SquadSomething has to be done about this but like what?
real OGs was in the thot patrol vs yeet squad beef
#TeamPeeps
My nerves have been so high lately i feel like I’m perpetually on the waiting line for donors at the blood bank
>>225030443I'm not telling youI want her to only be for me to know
>>225032663Spongebob past 2008ish is so dick in the booty. Weird ass shit and not in the cool way.
>>225033236...and the thousands of other fat losers cranking it to her every day
O Canada
Just asked a girl out. We'll see if she even replies.
Instagram got yo bitch
I ate out this really fat nasty bitch from hinge last night and even after brushing my teeth twice I get a taste that is like the smell of road paving It is like an oily coating I'm about to use dish soap
Old school Hollywood baseball
>>225033374Kek
>>225032874LA kinda base d. Haven't been to that cocksucka in a minute.
gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire
You could be posting with people who weren't even born when you first used this site
>>225033565Yeah ):
Beer o clock is upon us
>>225033647>>225033647
found this cool little life hack where if you firmly grasp your penis and rub it up and down for a while it's kinda like having sex
>>225033807Wow wtf I just tried this and they kicked me out of the dennys and said they are calling the police
>>225033807works better with a visual medium
as a teenager i'd j.o. on my bedroom door, ended up with a messy door
>>225033879I have AIslop fatigue
>>225033891wtfwhy
I am pooman
>>225033374Uncle sam would have all those flags on him too were it accurate
Uncle Sam wears leather chaps and a yarmulke
i want to play fallout 3 and gta IV, but my pee zee is broken.
>>225033936idk. also, during one summer into the school year, wore one single pair of underwear, towards the end they were horribly stained and falling apart. was like 7th grade
No hippies No jews
The first ruler of Earth will be THE Chud. Chud Maximor Primus.
>>225033879So cruel they dress their whales up like babies
>>225033879asian females are generally unattractive
>>225033931i'll delete it from my animal folder if it is but i thought it was legit. i mean, ai videos are almost never longer than 20 seconds (and most are 10 seconds). not only that but the orca's reaction would be a lot for an AI to do. orcas are smart, man, they have the second heaviest brain of all marine mammals (beaten only by the humble sperm whale) and live social lives with their pod including signalling and play, you should expect them to have expression on the level of dolphins
why does soda need to have caffeine in it?just to make it even more addicting?
big fat asian-american titties
>>225034247Addiction is good for you
How come in the fall time the butt of a Canadian twink boy through his underwear takes on a wet leaf, cherry tobacco and pumpkin spice smell but in the summer the butts smell like maple syrup, fresh berries and laundry soap?
buying mexican coke because i'm cool
gotta make a move to a town that's rIgHt FoR MeEeE
I want a black girl so badly I just know I could treat her right
>>225034286>Addiction is good for youOstensibly not true, but go ahead, find a human without a vice. You won't. Just don't let it consume you
>>225034397I thought they smelt like beer and deer piss this time of year
found on road dead
>>225034464Poor old nigger thinks it's a cadillac
>>225034459The twink butts from Alberta and Saskatchewan may indeed take on more feral and rural notes like barn, wet earth, beer malt, chocolate and wood smoke. The dainty boy butts of Ontario and the rest of Canada are much lighter and different
What in the sweet chocolate christ are you dandy fuckheads babbling about
playing 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
>>225034398>t. Jason
It's raining men out there
>>225034413[I SEE THE SUN GO DOWN]I SEE THE STREETS GET TOUGH[I BEEN HERE ALL ALONG]I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH[I'LL BE HERE WHEN YOU'RE GONE]YOU SAY YOU HAD ENOUGH[WHEN THE NIGHT TIME COMES, BABY]I WANNA PLAY ROCK AND ROOOOOOLLLLLLL
knew a girl who's last name was 'stretch'
>>225034748i don't believe you by any stretch of the imagination
>>225034748I do believe it. was she from like a fly-over state?
marimari handjob
>>225034843very, a trailer park, if you can believe that
Sexo with trailer pack gals
>>225031958Rare gigachad
It was supposed to just be me and dad for a few days but then my sister uncle and grandad decided to dropped in
MOTHER TOLD ME, YES, SHE TOLD ME I'D MEET GIRLS LIKE YOUSHE ALSO TOLD ME, "STAY AWAY, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'LL CAAAAAATCH"JUST THE OTHER DAY I HEARD A SOLDIER'S FALLING OOOOFFSOME INDONESIAN JUNK THAT'S GOIN' 'ROOUUUNDMOMMY'S ALRIGHT DADDY'S ALRIGHTTHEY JUST SEEM A LITTLE WEEEEEEEIRDSURRENDERRRRRR, SURRENDERRRRRRRBUT DON'T GIVE YOURSELF AWAAYYYYYYYY, EYYYYYYYY, EYYYYYYYYAAAAYY
>>225035192Kinda wholesome, at least you get along with some of your family
>>225035192>sister uncle
kill kill kill kill murder murder murder
>>225035460>komatsufucking weebs
no comprende, it's a riddle
My parents reproducing was a crime against humanity
amusing bit on the missouri river wikipedia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tea6_NMyu0Y
mom says she won't downsize from the big house I grew up in because she wants lots of room for her grandchildren in the futurehow do I tell her
hello
Die in a fire
woke up at 1:40 pm award
>>225035748was planning to go for a hike but theres college ball and a NT friendly against peru todaywhat should I do
>>225026870Is this real?
I stopped drinking for 3 days and have been shitting like crazy
>>225035460lol
Furling and unfurling my foreskin
>>225035856
>>225035856Your body is purging all the alcohol from your system, so you should gradually become less drunk over the coming weeks.
All I do is poo poo poo no matter whatGot doodoo on my mind, I can never get enough
i will move to Halifax nova scotia and become a fisherman
Is there a way to be NEET but still get like $200 a month for vidya and fast food
>>225035930I don't think that's how it works
The internet is out at my place they'll say it'll be out until seven
>>225036056we have bituach leumi (national insurance), I get around 1,400$ a month for social anxiety, ocpd and agoraphobia
>>225036056start streaming
>>225036138based scammer
>>225036193its not a scam I had to spend a decent chunk of time in a ward and got diagnosed for all of that, they're real strict about handing that stuff out, lotta people who deserve it dont end up getting it
>>225035930Does this mean I have stop drinking?
>>225036254Nobody deserves it. If you can't even handle going putside then you deserve the slow desth that is coming for you
>>225036254What does your Israel boy butt smell like through your underwear?
>>225036004Sorry, but you can only migrate to Canada if you intend to work as an Uber Eats slave, and you claim refugee status by falsely claiming to be gay whilst being from a homophobic country
>>225036317depends on your worldview I guess
My niece and nephew got raising cane's for lunch, and the toy the kids meal came with was a miniature cornhole game. This may be the most SEC-coded restaurant in existence
>>225036332like a butt, what else would it smell like, lavender?
Badwater Basin left monitor. Asian women pissing down their thighs right monitor. It's gamer time.
>>225036395>lavender?Maybe. A lot of Canadian twink boy butts smell like maple syrup and pancakes
>Asian women pissing down their thighs
>>225036435*sharts into your mouth*
need to stop doing meth every time i take it i end up downloading grindr and inviting guys over to rail my arse while i wear long programming socks
>>225036435I had no idea butt smell is defined by your nationality, you learn something new everyday I guess
>>225036474American twink boy butts smell like campfire smoke, oak, wet leaves, bourbon whisky and tobaccoMexican boy butts smell like corn, chili peppers, masa and sweat. Canadian boy butts smell like maple syrup, pancakes, baking spices and dark fruits. In the fall time they smell like wet leaves, molasses and dark fruits
favstian
ramen for lunch
life is so boring bro
times you acted like snake plissken
>>225036569
I respect muscular trannies. Chasing gains and getting ripped even though it means they look less like women. Passing is lame anyway. Getting jacked is badass.
Both the Pope and Ben Shapiro are White Sox fansWhats that about?
>>225036601make it exciting is what a normie would say
>>225036639Who was in the wrong here?
>>225036648The cubs suck
>>225036651by doing what exactly
>>225036569>>225036435>>225036332good posts
>>225036581I thought Zoolander fixed New York?
>>225036681you see now that is the subjective part.
my marlboro hoodie arrives todaynow I just need a cowboy hat to wear with it
>>225036601At least you don't live in iowa
>>225036719post pic
>>225036651Actually your sullen inability to initiate things for yourself and accompanying victim complex about it are the defining traits of a normgroid
>>225036706he cant control the weather, dingus
Have a chill saturday, broskis https://youtube.com/watch?v=K65dRRa3GoM
>>225036737it's shrimply a red hoodie with a marlboro patch on it
>>225036746But I can control your penis
My friend opened a restaurant and they keep posting videos on Instagram of black people stealing shit like food and cash
I think I might need to go to rehab
>>225036804iz in dey culcha
>>225036790Pretty nice, anon
>>225036790nice
>>225036832I say noooo nooo nooo
>>225036746but he does control the city's infrastructure like storm drains
>>225036832rehab room
captcha is acting up once again
>>225036790femboy hoodie. let me guess, it's 4 sizes too big?
why is captcha shitting itself right now? its taking me a minute to load it. how am i supposed to bombard /cum/ with >MEGA FARTposts under these conditions?
is this the end of outsourcing?
>>225036790goes hard, i wish i had one even though i would never smoke
>>225036944>>225036959I wouldn't know
>>225036944>>225036959ok so its not just me
currently perusing r/girldinnerdiaries
I have a cousin named chad with a tattoo of his own name across his back.
>>225036968ay dios mio
>>225036880>>225036895thanks brahs>>225036946you should spend less time online>>225036971cheers ladI haven't even smoked cigs in years at this point (still snus though) but marlboro will always be an aesthetic great in my eyes
Nope, hah, nope, sorry, just not a big fan of autism or autistic folx. No hard feelings just don't talk to me if you're a puzzle person 'kay? I'm sure you have a beautiful soul o algo.
>>22503701090% of those are trannies literally every actual female reddit (except for terf ones) has been overtaken by troids
Massive chest day followed by a few gummies and then perhaps a movie
>Hollywood legend Sylvester Stallone abused steroids and struggled with bulimia while preparing for one of his famous Rocky Balboa films, the actor revealed in a stunning New York Times profile published Saturday.I've always wondered how common this was for actors
>>225037163the insane amount vitriol spewed is enough to warrant a permanent shutdown but alas feminism o algo
>>225037191getting high alone to watch filmslop is such a colossal waste of a saturday. at least get your friends over
The gock is the pleasure center of the brain.
>>225037253what if you have no friends?
If you put cameras in your own house the government should confiscate all your property and put you in a labor camp
>>225037253>your friends
cant stop gooning to oshi no ko porn even though I dont watch it
>>225037382Reverse searching this to try and figure out what it is lead me to discover that human sized dog beds are a surprisingly large market4chan is being raided btw.
is the captcha fucked
do people really rawdog life without any friends? i can't imagine what it would be like without having some lads to hang out with on the weekend, or play games with after work, or vent about bullshit
>>225037615You guys braid each other's hair and talk about boys together too?
>>225037615will any of your friends lend you a thousand dollars right now if you asked them?
>>225037722multiple of them i'm sure, not without reason or maybe a conversation about it first but yes
LADS
>>225037798Which pokemon is this
Legends Arceus
>>225037875scyther
i made a joke to my wife that i can't wait for the witcher 3 remastered to drop next week because i'll be able to jerk off to yennefer in even high definition and she said that sounds fun and wants to do mutual masturbation to yennefer. she likes to masturbate to girls while i watch and jerk off to it i only watch blacked content of yennefer so i don't know to watch with her that we can jerk off together unless i reveal to my wife i jerk off to blacked stuff what do i do?
>>225037928kys
>>225037953I'm being serious though
>>225037984so am i
f>>225037382everything is a societal issue that cant be fixed. if you really want to troll the feds install cameras that dont record anything>>225037469>4tran being raidedmashallah fuck trannitors>>225034247#notallsodas
Going to get really drunk tonight and I'll probably die lmao
>>225031369I've wanted a ruger mark pistol for a long time but I've always felt it kind of difficult to justify the cost to myself for what it is. I'll eventually get a target model with a direct thread suppressor
>>225037469who's raiding?
got my ass kicked by jewberg at the 'sinoI was gonna take a rest day because I'm sick but I'm gonna hit arms out of rage instead
Tonight I'm traveling to MassachusettsI've never been to Massachusetts
getting tipsy... I feel like hiring a prostitute and hitting my wife and children if they oppose
>>225038125Grim
>>225038125I'm playing keyboard in a church but put a shot of fruity vodka in my coffee earlier. This should be fun.
Not my problem
>>225038172loled, I just imagine you playing the final countdown
Hypothetical:You enter a room and a tranny is bent over in front of you. He is virtually indistinguishable from a woman except he has a (hairless) dick. Nobody will know you banged a tranny and he will never speak to you again. You'll also not receive any kind of STD.Do you have sex with him?
Hypothetical:i hit you with a hammer in the head
I have quit masturbating because it will allow me to mind control women
>He is virtually indistinguishable from a woman you wish, freak
what are some good strategy games
just went to Italy and literally waiters let you like 30 minutes be seated there without a menu or something to drink. And they don't know what it means when you raise your hand. And when you ask for the check, they let you wait another 30 minutes. First world experiences
took a fruitless incelwalk. i wanted to feed the pigeons but there were none around. there are 8 million stories in the /cum/ general, this has been one of them
i called this mexican on a truck a PENDEJO for revving his engine on me
Xitter has taught me that straight women hate gay men more than most straight men
>>225038233I'm not fully drunk, just a little relaxed. I've seen stuff like that happen before though when playing for theater productions. One of the theaters has a sound and lighting guy who's notorious for smuggling vodka into the booth if he's alone and causing chaos usually sometime close to the second act when it kicks in. Last time I was there he was turning mics on and off during songs. We've gotten random music unprompted too
>>225038508straight women have no power over gay men. they have no leverage. also sour grapes
Brotherstein got one of those shitty millennial doodle tattoos of a video game award
I disagree with everything that's been said
is there like a new minecraft update or some shit? thinking about starting a new hardcore run
gay men have female mannerisms and are minting the currency women use to get things (receptive sex). Of course they're going to be annoyed with them at a minimum
Why don't minecraft players do the point of the game but irl. Like go to a remote ass areas with nothing but your bare hands and try to thug it out. Like get off the screen???
back from my incel bike ride i passed a couple that was jogging the boyfriend mogged me hard in front of the gf not cool!
>>225038699If you like computer games you'll love being homeless!
>>225038701>Biker >Mogged by jogger*sigh* drop the bike, frog boy.
pumpkin spice latte, gay or not gay?
>>225038701hello shortking
The pidser has been ordered. Hope you cumbums are having a good Saturday.
>>225038751Las time I ordered that I was a teenager
>>225038750its my only form of independence >>225038761hi
>>225038751Who gives a shit, it's a drink
we play peru today (right now)>inb4 "we"My jersey number is 2 and I'm the right back/right wing
>>225038699turns out the government doesn't like it when you sponge up a lake and fill it with cobblestone
>>225038785i have a pizza coming too
>>225038877
>>225038921based pizzabro
>>225038794did you finish playing thief?
FIX YOUR FUCKING CAPTCHA, HIROSHIMOOT
>>225038982lol it really is pathetic how badly run everything is and how lazy they are to address that kind of stuff, yet if some troon sees a post they don't like they're immediately pruning it from the thread and demanding a ban
>>225038040The mark 1-3 you can find for 500 or way less for most variantsThis one was 399 and my mk I standard was 230They are great fun, the mark iv have the easy takedown button, but don't believe anyone who says the earlier ones are hard to field strip
>>225038965no im split between thief 1 and 2
A swarm of insects rivals any god.
ERM BAD GATEGUY GUISE
>>225038092>>225038092>>225038092BroooosRedpill me on Massachusetts I'll be staying on the coast near Martha's Vinyard
holy shit the minecraft update is only for 2027, what a dogshit game
>>225029900>>225029900If you hop on your cousin it's okay to do ieeet It's okay to do incest That's how you get a girlfriendt
>>225039201Gremlins 3 is coming out in 2028 and they're already advertising for it.
>>225039261>Gremlins 3Who asked for thism
/cum/ should have an end of the year award ceremony where we choose the best posts / posters and give awards to them
>>225039273You do not ask for anything, you are simply informed of the new product or media and then you consoom it, as is your goyish duty.
Gremlims is my favorite franchise
>>225039185the northeast is taken over by faggots and shitskins
Dick, balls, and asshole
i hope my new mexican neighbors drive the jeets away
I miss being the youngest poster on /cum/
I wanna conceal carry so I can wear pimp clothes and not get robbed
>>225039395how old are you blood
>>22503940723
did they finally fix captcha
>>225039420im 25
>>225039185It's a beautiful state. I've been to Cape Cod a bunch of times as a kid and teenager, though it's obviously been a long time (maybe 10 years). Expensive to live in but great to visit.
>>225039449How does it feel to be such an old man?
>>225039476ive wasted my youth
I am 22 and feel myself marching closer to the grave each dayIt is so tiring bros
>>225039583Same, it’s genuinely over me for lmao
>>22503961723 is still young once you hit 25 you are officially an unc and life ends at 30
If you own pic rel you're rich, if you own a g class you're a fucking retard
There is big money in horse sperm you know
>>225039652b-but I'm older than 30
You haven’t lived until you’ve tried gay anal sex in a rest area bathroom
>>225039652I’m turning 24 in November. It’s fucking over. I’m stuck in a dead-end EMS job. I should have became an electrician
>You haven’t lived until you’ve tried gay anal sex in a rest area bathroom
>all these 20 year oldsBinch I was born in 1992
>>225039717Omega over
>>225039717Are all your pubes grey? How can such an old man exist
>>225039729>>225039729>>225039729new
>>225039684be gone evil spirit
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Wat is this when my 10 y.o. butt heard thishttps://youtu.be/UZGu9ixGgL0?si=jQVY-rBgx6OgJlnBIs this there where ye become nigger cunt mutts?
If you suggest you are my nationality I am going to have to beat your butts up
https://youtu.be/UZGu9ixGgL0?si=jQVY-rBgx6OgJlnBeeeh this was posted for MINE 8 y.o. butt
