>Not how instant noodles work>Stomach blockages take days to kill you, not under 2 hours>Raw noodles absorb water, but the volume in the stomach stays the same. They aren't expanding foam, for fuck's sake. It's why birds don't actually pop when you feed them raw rice.>If he was eating raw noodles it's not like he would've been swallowing them whole, they would've mixed with his spit before they got in his stomach.>It takes noodles 4 to 6 hours to leave the stomach so there's no way they're going to block the intestine in under 2 hours.>His dad said it was his "favourite meal" implying his son eating raw noodles was a common thing for him, not an unusual new thing.>In Korea instant noodles are often sold dry with the seasoning on so people can eat them raw like crisps yet Koreans aren't dropping dead in under 2 hours.>They say the noodles were tested and weren't laced yet he was rushed to the toxicology center and died en route.2/10, not how any of this works. Was this a real kid who died?
