get in, we're going on a premier league winner trophy parade
sir brendan rodgers
sir skull fucker
Genuinely don't understand how you get to the point of getting a blowjob and don't shagLike how do you just say ok well that's enough of that then
get your fucking willy out for brendan rodgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql1YDUYWTmg
Concept of identical twins is mental when you think about it
what fucking WASTEMAN is still watching this shit
Rorkee>>225034999>>225034999
>>225034987my mum
>local pub isn't showing the boxing because of the England gameIt's the group stages of the nations cup who the fuck cares
manners maketh man
>>225034970Maybe she's on her period (not a problem for me)
shaking my arse to the brendan rodgers song
>>225034987Women aged 60+
>>225034987rorke's mum
>>225034987some fit women on it
How many did you add to your body count in '26? For me it's zero.
>>225034987Surprised there's any celebrities left to take part
>>225034987reckon if they cancelled strictly my mum would die
>>2250350440giving me a grand total of 0
>>2250350441
>>225035069Not bad
>>225035025>Now watch this drive
everybody and their mums is rorke round here
>>225035044so still on the 5000 body count from 2008-2025 are you
I denounce Anti-Helperism in all its forms xAnd I stand with frens in the autistic community xhttps://youtu.be/RgO-262oWzg?is=fN4gxHJNGutDibHk
guys where do i go to be more social? where are the social clubs?
>>225034987Never watched it in the first place
Its a pornography store...I was buying pornography
scrotum
>>225035112
>>225035097Go full scale xLet's win x
>>225035099have interests and go to places where people who share those interests congregate
>>225035044-1
>>225035069at least it didnt go down
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
>>225035135literally nobody does this
>>225035122why do you samefag so obviously
my mcmilkshake melted
faxxx
>>225035129that gun looks funny
im the gay pornpops
Going to be honest, I'd be interested in the new Silent Hill game if the protagonist wasn't black. Just being honest
right thats me and mousey off to the cathouse
>>225035194for me its bamboo
Soloclubbing tonight. Starting to feel a bit nervous.
it's raining
>>225035209twat
>>225035209you have nothing to be nervous about x
got a nigga bellyache in my nigga belly
Kevin and Perry Go Large
>>225035213Old man status?
>>225035223ok
>>225035194It's not open till 10:30. What are yous doing before it? Can I come?>>225035208Never been in there, always mobbed
>>225035209shouldnt you have met some friends to go with by now
>>225035245bamboo is notorious for being full of erm...perfectly legally aged peopledunno how its still open
rump steak devouredthe fallow methodchipsbeans in a ramekin, on the side
>>225035209Just keep your willy in your trousers and you'll be fine
>>225035144https://vocaroo.com/12zS8co0xMUG
>>225035265I'm 29 with no mates.
some kind of martial arts or fighting thing might be good to meet people. kickboxing maybe
Unironically think I might be just asexual neither naked women nor naked men turn me onFind the notion of snogging someone and putting parts in other parts with someone else extremely grimI only masturbate like once every 2-3 months
>>225035243concussed
Just popping down to megabowl. Anyone want owt?
dain a wee jobbie
>>225035241bigger bum boys
>>225035288Fairs
>>225035286*kicks you*
>>225035295yeah can i get a regular sized bowl please?
>>225035223nothing better than a cute cashier to brighten up your day
>>225035288take a test test
>>225035298Yeah agreed, scottish "people" are sickening>Can I clap yer dug pal?Get away from me
(8) big girl big girl (8)
>>225035269Oh I've heardWould rather go to the Subclub anyway
>>225035288think about a beautiful work of arta beautiful songa sunset or something amazing like thatthen think about women (or men) think about how you feel when you look at themdoes it feel the same? yes probably asexualis there a difference in attraction? yes then probably not asexual
doing a regular sized jobby
doing my job
was peeing (i sit down so i dont splash) and i started thinking about gliticus and instantly got hard and the stream got cut off mid-piss
>>225035341never been there is it good
wit the dug dain
>Diet>Exercise>Courage>Self-control>Social skills>Testosterone levels>Finances>Hobbies>SkillsList of things I could improve on in priority order. I think fixing some over the lower priority ones might help the higher priorities too. That's the thing with growth. It compounds. What should I add to my list and what is on your list?
wits the dug dain tom
>>225035122Based loyalist.Never forget how they pushed us to suicides. A total war of annihilation now has to be waged x
you could really use an ice cold Coca-Cola right about now don't you think
>>225035442It's going to be brutal but we have no choice x
>>225035454I could
>>225035286there is a kickboxing class kind of close by. MUCH to think about
chugging masel aff
>>225035454Gagging for a Coca-Cola
>>225035478just go to itit might change your life
>>225034924I met my old foreman today it was wild >How are you doing today? >You know I hate that defeatest attitude >We aren't coworkers anymore but I can at least say your not a retard>You somehow are smart but have zero common sense >You should be a fireman shit when I was your age I was in a band and failed to get a GED twice
>>225035454just had a coca cola zero sugar
>>225035496ok i'll go
>>225035387Aye. I used to try and see as many techno artists there as I could. You usually need to buy a ticket on your phone and scan it at the door. Great sound system too. It's more for people who are into their music and want to take drugs before and dance all night
>>225035454I had that with my burger and fries today, haven't had it in years. It really hits like drugs, should be illegal.
>>225035523good lad
>>225035521certified NONCE
>>225035528maybe not for me im a bit of an autist and dont like loud musicwhen i go to clubs i wear earplugs
The biggest obstacle probably wouldn’t be your English accent.It would be the enormous number of things that are difficult for adult learners to acquire unconsciously:* prosody and rhythm* subtle vowel qualities* consonant timing* mutation patterns* idiomatic constructions* discourse particles and little conversational habits* regional vocabulary* knowing what sounds natural rather than merely grammatical* the way words are reduced in rapid speech* conversational turn-taking* knowing when a particular expression feels like their own * cultural/contextual knowledge* and, crucially, the accumulated effects of hearing it from childhood.You can become extraordinarily good at these things, but native speakers have had tens of thousands of hours of unconscious exposure.What’s the fucking point of learning a language as an adult, no matter how much you try it will always be clear to locals that you’re foreign
will not be watching 'the match'
If this is not the average /brit/ poster we will all be severely disappointed.
>>225035557Definitely not for you then lad. Solid Rock is good if you're into metal, and not too loud
>>225035595what the dog doing?
>>225035595>Cornflakes Woke bastard
>>225035588What will you talk to colleagueberg about on Monday?
>>225035619pissing by the looks of it
any black owned man in
stick the bloody match on leftypolstop being such a sourpuss
>>225035615i normally just go where friendbergs propose like a loyal dog
>>225035145What
>>225035633not meeting my job coach next week
>>225035528>I used to try and see as many techno artists there as I could. You usually need to buy a ticket on your phone and scan it at the door. Great sound system too. It's more for people who are into their music and want to take drugs before and dance all nightseems like a fun place
Is this appropriate apparel for Solid Rock?
who /banned/ here?https://4chan.org/bannedhttps://4chan.org/bannedhttps://4chan.org/banned
>>225035659What don't you understand?
>>225035442There are multiple wars currently happening and you are fighting in 0 of them
>>225035688...nh
>>225035688>You are banned>You are currently mega-banned from posting on 4chan because you're posts are too fucking funny
>>225035688not me x
>>225035286Done boxing for 3 years and met nobodyThen again I'm an incorrigible uncle mutant freak so your results may vary
>monzo getting sold to some brazilian fintech giant for £10blnwhy is it that whenever the UK produces something good we just fucking sell it off
>>225035722ok but im doing kickboxing so maybe the kicking element is what gets people to like you
>>225035652Fair do's lol >>225035681Yeah. I need to go to proper ones in Germany and the like though >>225035682As long as you're not wearing a tracksuit anything goes
>pretzelpenis image randomly deletes itselfwindows is such unbelievably dogshit
>>225033647>>225033647>>225033647
Starving lads
>>225035763Elton
>>225035745Yeah that could be the case I suppose
new taylor swift song lads
>>225034970last night i went home with a girl, ended up on her sofa and she gave me a cheeky handjob while i sucked on her tits didnt shag after that
carla gay japseye
nth for the gyaldem
>>225035726What do you mean "we"It's not a governmental policy they're private companies and can do as they like
>>225035779if eltons stool looks like baked beans he is like 2 seconds away from death by arse cancer
>>225035779you've completely misused the gimmick there, and in doing so, have cheapened ithang your head in shame
>>225035726Pretty much every London SWE I know except me has worked at Revolut and Monzo lmfao they're already loaded they don't nede this
Reckon most Brits who wear New York Yankees caps don't even know they're a sports team just think the logo is some fashion brand
>>225035833fuck up
>>225035795How? Like what happened after you just left?
>>225035833im a london swede
>>225035802
>>225035763Pipin hot, wait 5 more mins
>im on 27k>gf is on 65kerm
>>225035830>>225035831can you not see the dollop of white cum on the plate?
>>225035830i'm talking about the sausages. he's pooed 4 willies on to the plate
>>225035750>Yeah. I need to go to proper ones in Germany and the like thoughIt's gotten really classist in the last years >>225035763Beans and fries is weird but then again I used to love to eat rice and fries
>>225035822why not go IPO
>>225035853i nutted and she giggled all cute like, then we just sat on her sofa half-asleep listening to music for about an hour, talked some shit then it got really late and i was like "alri im gonna head home, thanks for tonite"its not that weird, she liked it and i got mine
>>225035860does she buy you nice things? x
>>225035842i reckon your mum uses old towels for curtains
>>225035866it's an imageboard not an image research institute
gay black bloke on strictly wearing a hot pink dressstepmum thinks he looks fabulous
>>225035900skrmr
how old were you when you wanked your first lads?
>>225034987would still pump shirley ballas
im twerking my "nigga" arse
>>225035925the gimmick stands
>>225035897Don't understand how people get to this point
Blizzard taking the piss again
>>225035900idgi what are you implying
Zara Larsson inspired a whole generation of girls to take it up the arse and gave rise to the birth of butt babies conceived from sodomy
>>225035929your stepmum is a trans gay man and interracial bottom
>>225035933i wanna blast on some ballas fools
>>225035949Sir Citywok Citysushi
>>225035860She sucked dick
razor ran out of battery half way through shaving so now i look like a mong
>>225035947wdym
>>225035949im highly offended
just reserved a table down the pub for me and the missus
>>225035976bizarre post
Going to Whitby next week. Any good there? Decent birds?
>>225035987that's why i always have a disposable on hand
if you do a woman up the arse and she becomes bum pregnant the baby comes out brown
>>225036016love whitby, me. take the bus down to robin hood bay
>>225036016yeah and they'll come after your chips
>>225036016only decent birds there are the seagulls
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>>225036016
>razor ran out of battery half way through shaving so now i look like a mong
>>225036043Ooo thanks for the tip :)
rorke waiting for his razor to recharge with half a beard on his face
>>225036050mine was better
>>225035997Sitting on a sofa, giggling and doing sexual acts. Girl didn't even get off herself too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztmYGrVaIacbeen really loving this track since it came out 2 days ago
it is truly over
really hate that the summer is over i need it to be 25c everyday and for the sun to set at 10pmim already getting SAD
>>225036072big geezer, innit
>>225036115what did it say?
Today I almost cried but I didn't and I ate like 30 minutes later and when I sniffed I got a bunch of snot and it tasted like crying snot
>>225036078*borat voice* My wife
>>225036117tell me about it, there was no sun today and really got me in a shitty mood
>>225036134gay porn sex arse
>>225036072need to do this to every single one of those shitehawks
>>225035795Did you meet her last night or is this a girl you've been seeing?
>>225036134Black pussy changed rorke
>>225036134Glorp pussy changes Rorke
>one thing I’d be careful about though…ChatGPT LOVES saying this stupid shit
shouldn't of pinched me chipsimple as
>>225036136sc
>>225036099it's pretty fun, you should try it however i always get terrible gas when im doing something sexual for the first time with a girl, idk if its stress or something
>>225036115THIS IS WAKANDA.
>>225036134ruby granger sex arse
>>225036134"rorke on the ropes"
x
>>225036134Alri
>>225036156been texting on tinder for a while, last night both of us were out and she was like "hey care to walk me home to make sure I get home safe?", then got invited up
>>225036163>>225036167
>>225036159>>225036160
>>225036134the longest n word in the cosmos
>>225036183we love ruby's arse on here
got 15 days of annual leave to use up but i cant be arsed going anywhereits too expensive to travel as a solo person. i even thought about doing a all inclusive resort thing but even those require you to book 2 people
>>225036212Interesting. Would have never expected that's how it works. Do you live in a city or a small town?
>>225036183>>225036232would easily pay 400 quid for one
>>225036183>>225036232grow up ffs
>>225036235go to a hostel, you'll meet fun people
>>225036235consider the simple and humble hostel holiday
>>225036235go to a swingers resort and lurk in hot tub underwater with a snorkel
Abolish private property
on the booze again5th day thsi week
All in here>>>/sp/157910889>>>/sp/157910889>>>/sp/157910889
>>225036273whats thatwhat do i do for breakfast
>>225036259corrr yes. i really 'grow up' when i see ruby's arse
it all started going downhill after we gave women rights
you know what if you guys don’t appreciate my posts I’ll take it elsewhere
>>225036311grow up
should i watch old ruby vids to find more scrumptious arse pics or nah
Cars are too loud
>>225036212>>225036235Take 15 days off work you don't want and go into work and finish everything up. They won't give you more work while you're working if you're on break. There's nothing wrong with doing your job
>>225036235>but even those require you to book 2 peopleScreaming it really is a cruel world for us incels
im a sane man living in an insane world
>>225036315which zingers are yours?
>>225036315good riddens
>>225036242population of like 200k im pretty ugly and weird but you gotta keep trying and get yourself out there, i aint started getting pussy until i was like 24
>>225036308
>>225036321...yh
>>225036290stay in hostels with dorms>breakfastyou simply go outside and buy a croissant or buy some bread from a bakery
>>225036311do you use your rights to improve society?
>>225036321>what did you do on saturday night anon?
How does it all end?
i hate that every new car has these daytime lights that are on all the time i hate that shit so much some are so damn bright
>>225036311blame her
>>225036348>but you gotta keep trying and get yourself out thereExtremely based
This image is NSFW according to ChatGPT. ...Flying cars bro
>been texting on tinder for a while, last night both of us were out and she was like "hey care to walk me home to make sure I get home safe?", then got invited upthe lives of normalfags are literally unattainable for me
>>225036348Based hopegiver.
>>225036364she wears diapers?!
>>225036364Imagine the sunday morning hungover braps
>>225036402that's all her arse meat
hello
>>225036364omg
>>225036383still no horse rights
Is this outfit appropriate for a night out on the piss?
>>225036405
okay hostels sound goodwhere can i go in october where it will be 25c and have cheap flights
ruby's arse is built for my modest wc
Feels like none of you know what to post so you post random stuff that comes into your head and everyone just looks at it and moves on because you just posted a random thought
watching industry and got no idea what's going on when they're doing thier actual jobs
asians in modern jav got really big dicks now
>>225036453poo fart nigger wank
>AI, Photoshop this image for me >"No">Btw you have used your free image generation limit for today. Upgrade or wait until tomorrow
>>225036445Thailand. Blog in /brit/ while you're there.
>>225036445birmingham
hi im a bit mong boy i think people haven't used hair gel since 2010, job interviews are successful based on charisma and handshakes, and my employer is paying my pension out of the kindness of his own heart
got the yeat on
>>225036468can't tell with the pixels
Ordered my GTA 6 collectors edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyzwAjIkppwComfy~
>>225036445come to canada and stay with me. i only have one bed, i hope that's okay.
If there was VR in real life and it had a shahira Muslim mode I would turn it on and look at naked women and jerk off to that
>>225036453inane thoughts are exactly what i intend to post
>>225036492yeah you can just look at >>>/sp/157908984
>>225036392what happened here lad?
>hi im a bit mong boy
>>225035703The biggest war is yet to come. The final timeline. Either I lose or win everything x
>>225036500paying for that, sad little boy
>>225036468Gaijins no longer needed
>AI Exec: We May Have Pulled Off “The Largest Theft of Labor in Human History”Scroming
>>225036488someone's slapped you around like a bobblehead and you're still reeling from it
I thought I saved this
>>225036519I don't know I don't follow football, was this today?
Got some wispa golds from asda lads
what happens in luxembourg
its a half of litre of voddy type of night
>>225036564yep. must be the most shameful result in bulgarian history
>>225036488you've been walked like a dog mate
time to get drunk and scroll on tiktoks for 4 hours
>>225036526You'll do nothing like poltardsI guess a Nazi wouldn't care about the people in the wars going on but only because they like Russians for some reason (they aren't white)
I'm done hidin', now I'm shinin'Like I'm born to beWe dreamin' hard, we came so farNow I believeWe're goin' up, up, upIt's our momentYou know together we're glowingGonna be, gonna be goldenOh, up, up, upWith our voicesYeongwonhi kkaejil su eomneunGonna be, gonna be goldenhttps://youtu.be/yebNIHKAC4A?is=xjpGqNINMJITtotJ
>>225036590probably, I didn't even know Luxembourg had a team
>>225036445Albania, Greece, bits of Turkey, South Italy, South of Spain
please don't post about alcohol i'm 8 days sober and doing really well x
>>225036590luxembourg are decent
Would you oppress her and take away all her rights, /brit/? Me Yes
>>225036445benidorm mate
>>225036396Well? Would you be fine if your boss saw you looking at that?
>>225036634congrats lad, how about a pint to celebrate?
>>225036649would execute
Don't remember what she was talking about (weren't listening) but it was the opposite (wrong) her body mens choice
>>225036686>>225036686>>225036686
1 100 Shots 2 In Charlotte 3 But I'm Bulletproof 4 So Fuck 'em 5 That's How I Feel 6 All Of Them 7 I'm So Real 8 I Pray For My Enemies 9 I'm Everything You Wanna Be 10 BAKA
>>225036685Would burn her at the stake. People like her are why that used to happen
>>225036634Nice one de lid. In my collapse era again me. It all.ADHD lass fault x
