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trying to get a spacial distortion in arceus
Holy shit there are people from the 1900s in here what the fuck
I think I’m going to start looksmaxing without surgeries (softmaxxing). It’s incredibly obvious just how much better attractive people are treated
>>225039763December of 99 unc here
I'm eleventeen and one half
Going to learn Turkish so I can larp as a Turkish nationalist online
Stop wasting your 20s here. /cum/ is for muglennials
I am an in my 30s married boomer
>>225039802I’ve been posting here since I was 16. I’m never leaving /cum/
im 35 lmao
The theme of Hotel Hell and Kitchen Nightmares is that the restaurant and hotel industries are crapshoots for customers because a bunch of people who make their money the tedious corporate way think it sounds fun, low-stakes, and easy
>>225039777Nice trips you old bitch
If you feed birds at the park please don't give them bread, it can cause wing deformities. For ducks they like peas a lot and pigeons can have grain like corn or oats.
>>225039850I feed them uncooked rice because I heard it makes them blow up lol
>>225039844Those are the only reality TV shows that I enjoy
I didn’t talk to anyone after my High-school graduation I didn't talk to anyone and instead went straight to posting about it on /cum/
>>225039767what does that mean then
I can’t sneed
Oh baby youYou got what I sneeeeeed
need gf
>>225039982But do you deserve one?
>>225039992yes
>>225039982tfw no sneed gf
>>225039982ill be your gf
only 90s babies remember this meme
>>225040018
>>225039850i feed them rat poison idk why they like it so much
i dont let my children watch sesame street because it has satanic vampires in it
>scariest house in america, starring a fat black woman going around to supposedly haunted houses and saying AW HELLLLL NAH every 10 minutes to the camera
>>225040109Kids these days watch Ms Rachel
>>225040109When I have kids they won't be allowed to watch any cartoon that premiered after 2006
Around blacks you CAN relax
need a bf
>>225040168>>225040036
>>225040129Too bad cuz she’s a muslamic loving retard
I am the essence of piss
LOOK INTO MY YACHT CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S OPEN WIDE OH YEAH WOO!
>>225039982Kek this is me
>>225040192She just said what's his name was Nolan Wells was murdered in an interview too
>>225040140can't relax when I'm bricked up
Whatever happened to that Canadian chick who got deported? Like did CBC ever like interview her?
>>225040192
>>225040230She was also pushing that lynching hoax
>>225040267>>225040267
>>225040242Rare attractive black woman
>>225040140
>>225039850i give them quaker oats (good person award)
>>225040192In what sense is Zuttism racist
>>225039729You know I am kind of a pussy I was made fun at lunch with family for 30 minutes and just decided I will go home and sit in a corner of my room
Can I lick your foreskin?
>>225040349What did they say?
butt piss vagina monkey enema
>>225040356if you can find it
>>225040333It is third worldism
Not sure why water is getting in if my sunroof is closed in my car
>at 41 hours this week already>have a shift tomorrow that's all overtime
>>225040258It’s a really weird article lol. They present it in a way that seems like it’s meant to portray US border guards as tyrannical, but then it also really makes her sound guilty>as a non-citizen of the U.S., I definitely did not commit voter fraud in a federal election!>well, I can’t recall whether or not I committed voter fraud in a state election…Sounds like a politician lol. “I can’t recall” is a classic way of effectively pleading the 5th without admitting fault, and without provably lyinghttps://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/canadian-detained-at-bc-border-for-hours-9.7359371
>>225040452Jews
>>225040358Basically I thought about being a EMT but they told me if I couldn't be a CNA I shouldn't bother with trying to become a fire fighter or paramedic also my uncle said I had the motor skills of Michael j fox
>>225040452They have drains that can often plug with debris, plus potentially failing seals especially if it is older or a dodge
>>225040522Brutal. For what it’s worth being an EMT as actually easy, I work a transport agency and I haven’t had to do shit for the nearly two years I’ve worked here. Also class is easy if you do basic studying and can remember protocols. Just be prepared for SHIT pay
>>225040578I wanna be a fireman or soldier honestly
>>225040474>not being an adventurer who gets paid by the questvillainous trait
>>225040484>(((CBC NEWS)))>muh anxietydeport all non-Americans from America and all non-Canadians from Canada. there is nothing wrong with this.
>>225040596You won't become a firefighter unless you know a guy
>>225040578But being honest I failed the CNA skill test because they had me clean a vagina Infront of 20 women as the only guy and I kept getting nervous also because I was uncomfortable having to clean a penis
>>225040578go for it, good career>>225040596being a soldier can be good and fun, but if you get in a shitty unit, you're fucked
>>225040613fuck tons of ems people switch to firefighting
Firefighting is the ultimate closed-door party, it's basically a lifetime frat party. The last time firefighters died doing something dangerous it was on 9/11 and they didn't even know they were in danger, the buildings were just detonated and pancaked on top of them all.
MY MOTHER WAS A WITCHSHE POOPED HER PANTSSO THEY BURNED HER AT THE STAKEOH THE TEARS I CRYTAKE HER DOWN NOWDONT WANNA SEE HER FUGGIN' FACEI WATCHED MY MOTHER DIEMAY POOP MYSELF TO DEATHAM I POOPIN'?YES, I AMAM I POOPIN'?HOLY SHIDDI FINK I AM
>>225040613City of Boston is doing fire school they need me to be emt and honestly I wanna be a badass fire man
>>225040641How about a lifetime fart party
>>225040627Already doing it. Will be two years in January >>225040641Most firefighters are also EMTS these days
>>225040627I can't join the navy or marine corp due to allergies I mean I am pretty old my dad says he doesn't think I have time to turn shit around
>>225040660It's that too. Most of them are bisexual so Anon needs to be prepared to spend a lot of time around farting, sweaty, naked men who get grabby and gay on those 12 hour shifts.
>>225040668>EMTSextra manly transsexuals?
>>225040643DEADLY FARTS POOSHITTERSHITS OF STEEL POOSHITTERAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHH!
>>225040687Yes
bro waiting for spacial distortions in this game suuuuuucks
>>225040679It’s a joke!
I had to wake up at 3 am today for work
>>225040673look into electrical apprenticeships, there is now a huge demand for electriciansapprentice pay is enough to live on, when you get your card after 4 years you are comfy, and can pick your work
>>225040452This happened to me. I just sold the car to carvana and they didn't ask questions
>>225040779It’s too late. Society will collapse by the time I get my card
>>225040776nothing could wake me up at 3 am
>>225040776I had to wake up at 8 AM to take a shit
why even go to bed, i can't fall asleep before midnight anymore. 3 hours of sleep is worse than no sleep.
My career plan is winning the lottery
*blasts iron maiden outside your window from my boombox*
Trying to figure out how hydrostatic drive systems achieve variable speeds and I'm pretty sure the AI answer is just confidently wrong. Not because you 'couldn't' do it the way it says, but because it seems like a more complicated method than the one I suspect is the case
>>225040829That's so me because I have vivid nightmares
back from costco
>>225040879did you get me a glizzy?
My child self would be immensely disappointed if he learned what he would grow up to be
>>225040842Automatic transmissions are the closest thing humans have to actual magic. Do not try to figure out how they work, you will likely go insane and blow your own brains out.Just appreciate the gift of the Automagic Transmission and all that it does for us. Blessed is he who ignoreth the gears.
has anyone heard of a jeeta marrying an east asian?
>>225040903Wrong number of pedals
I've just completed the humiliation ritual of attending a wedding at which I knew no one besides the groom. It was rough, but I was kinda fitted the fuck out, ngl.
>>225040600nigga wants me to doordash tf i look like ubereating niggas taco bell and shit
>>225040776i woke up at 1:30 pm
>>225040898Idk I wouldn't be that surprised
>>225040898same, I wanted to be a garbageman and ride on the back of the truck, I thought it looked like fun
>>225040921the lion does not concern himself with the identities of harlots and w*men
>>225040921Me yesterday except I only knew them through my parents also who gets married in Fall?
>>225040776I do this when I open at a coffee mcjob (3:30 though)
>>225040897no
N
i rate this 5.5/10
do you think all the art hos turned 30 yet
the 80s are looked at so fondly because it was right before boomers started to ruin the country
>>225040903I'm not talking about an automatic transmission, but a hydraulic drive system composed of a hydraulic motor(s) and a hydraulic pump e.g. what you'd find in a tractor. Hydraulic motor speed will be determined by fluid displacement, and that's not hard to change, but doing so on the fly easily and reliably. There are a few ways I can think of to achieve that but I'm curious what method they use in actual commercial equipment
>>225040995the authentic ones are pushing 40
bit tiredbit sad
>>225040349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGaf-m1V54
Sure do hope I win the lotto tonight
>>225041051why and why?
art hoes are all pooners now, and if they're not then they're morbidly obese
The 90s was the era of unfettered libtardism
>>225041036Oh I see. They just use differential flow rates via a swash plate. It's not super complicated, if you look at a diagram of one it makes sense.
I'm hungry and my butt smells
I'm ESLFL (English as a second language as a first language, i. e. verbally retarded).
>>225041096I can confirm this. There was a cute art girl I wanted but she pointed out. Although I never had a chance anyways :(
>>225041070need to sleep and dad's dead
M
>>225041051corr would take her up the airsh
>>225041061Not that much of a loser when I was in the Boston core i made my family angry because I posted videos of some Jamaican woman grinding on me I don't know how I got it. I still have the photo up on Instagram
>>225041096w-w-whats a poo-ner??!!
>>225041105It was seen as innocent shitlib fun, people didn't realize it would metastasize into a cancerous tumour on society within a few decades. Feminists in the 1990s were like a running gag, people would just laugh them off and say they were stinky and lazy and eventually they'd figure it out when they met the right guy. I was a little kid in the 1990s and I remember it being very comfy, but that's because liberalism is an ideology fit only for those with the mind of a 5 year old.
>>225041121*hugs*
I remember when I volunteered at a mature reserve it was there was at least two trannies and their dysgenic entourage. They were polite to me though, I mostly just talked to the redneck about ancient aliens
>>225041150female to male tranny
>>225041151alri calm down adolf
>>225040610how do you determine who's american/canadian?
>>225041203what the absolute fuck is a "mature reserve"? a retirement home?
I'll never be happy and that's just how it is
>>225041203*nature reserve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUCVmrIRHP0jesus fucking yacht
>>225041216Ask them to pronounce “about”
>>225041216family-guy-chart.jp2
>>225041205ohh eww
>>225041254aaaaaaaaaaaabutttttt
>>225041216Anyone White whose ancestors came to the respective country before 1900.
>>225041151>liberalism is an ideology fit only for those with the mind of a 5 year old.this is now modern conservatism where being a clueless retard is celebratedmiggers have single handedly ruined any chance at an actual populist movement for decades
she was in my dreams last night. i was happy to meet her.
>>225041275as opposed to believing in unlimited genders and the idea that race is a social construct.
Racism isn't cool
>>225041307Same could be said for most things that are necessary
>deporting venecos >chimp out>iran war>no chimp outcurious innit
>>225041307yes it is, otherwise it wouldn't be against the rules.
can't believe it actually worked
The only time racism is unacceptable is when your dick is involved. If your penis is racist it means you're gay.
>>225041304both are retarded in their own waysenjoy the next 20 years of libshits because modern conservatives rallied behind a corrupt jew loving retard who's allied with billionaire kikes that want to import jeets en masse to steal your job
>>225041351Wrong
>>225041351just wait until you start brushing your teeth every day too, you're going to see some major improvements in your life. >>225041364find me the candidate who is not owned by a corrupt jew. i'll wait.
>>225041363Rare attractive female posted
caught a magmortar
we back?
First
>>225041445we're so back!
Thought I was going to lose you guys again
cummmiessssssssss i missed you
you wont do shit. you cant do shit. youll eat shit.
>>225041501yeth daddy
Jews won forever.
>>225041363>leaf posts a pic of Angie Varona>site immediately goes down>it says "403 Forbidden: Angie"
Come Back to Us, Hare Krishna Beauregard
>>225041590leafs are the most powerful race on earth
I wonder if the site was down because of something cool happening?
>>225041630
Beer time?
It's beer o'clock I'm almost sober
>>225041666>>225041679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJVtFpZl7-Y
AAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHGGGFFFFFFFFFUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
is this website dying
>>225039729why did the site even go down though?
Burning churches
>>225041789cloudflare was spazzing out earlier. might be the reason but who knows
>>225041727Your age is 30 or older, because young people don't know about Dragon Ball anymore.
just got raped, bleeding out of my asshole
>>225041843Nice
i thought i lost my cum friends forever
>>225041827Im 22, actually
Anyone here have a cute nickname for your cawk?I call mine Viper because he spits when he feels threatened or aroused
>>225041939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhsPRE1W5KI
>>225039729I disrespect the antichrist
The end times are near. Are you ready?
>>225041977Cock rings damaged my dick, I think I tied them too hard around the each ball and the shaft
>>225042030Hey, Omnissiah, take my sad flesh and make it better
>>225042026based>>225042030yes
my niche instagram failed once again, deleted the account after about an hour
If it takes effort to do, it's not worth doing
>>225041445We're so back
youll all die lmao. not me tho lol.
mein Heimmein Reichmein Negger
>>225042109So true
the end is nigh!
>>225042200I sure hope so!
>>225042026in what ways
>>225042096what niche?
white people just had to bring in 10 millions per hour
A buddy of mine put me onto Blue Moon, might be my new favorite beer
>>225042237It's best with an orange slice
>>225042218Well, chiefly, how you would disrespect YHWH, Sabaoth, would be by not picking on dogs, traveling at night only, smearing coal under your eyes, not wearing any pants, picking at a risotto with your bare hands while sitting on the floor, and not beating your wife every single day.
>>225042030I don't wanna die sober
/cum/ seems dead tonight, are cummers actually doing IRL stuff right now?
went absolutely mental during downtime, i cannot exist without my /cum/chums
>>225042263
>>225042307I'm sitting in an airportI just devoured two spicy chicken deluxes from chick fil a
pizza is almost here, going to be a good night
New minecraft dimension just dropped
>>225042307nah, i got all my stuff done early. haircut and fitted for a suit i don't ever want to wear. bribed myself into it with some bojangles.
>>225042218Nice try Epstein
>>225042318Airports at night CAN be kino but about 30 minutes before the flight departs all the disgusting unwashed stinky thirdies show up and start being loud and gross and piss me off.
>>225042345'roni?
>>225040230>>225040271She's constantly racebaiting on social media, it's like 2021 woke
>>225042365you know it
>>225042307I just got here
im here posting my little heart out
>extended family dinner tomorrowdoes anyone have any good answers for "What are you doing for work" and "Are there any women in your life"
>>225042409>Nothing>No
Dinner is mashed potatoes, peas, and roasted carrots and broccoli. Drinking a Yuengling traditional lager
>>225042409>What are you doing for workCrypto, boomers don't understand that shit and think it just means you look at computers all day (true in your case)> "Are there any women in your life"I am looking into becoming a monk
>>225042421Where's the protein
>>225042409tell them you want to work at a datacenter and that you'll look into getting a gf once you get a job
>>225042409make anything you like up for the lady stuff, but be honest about no work. my best jobs came from family hooking me up because they knew someone.
>>225042409just make some shit up who cares you can just have a new story every time you see them
>>225042427He's povertymaxxing
>>225042427peas have protein in them
OC coming through
YOU KICK UP TO ME. 25 GRAND.AND THE JUICE STARTS TODAY, 5 POINTS A WEEK UNTIL I GET MINE.DON'T FUCK WITH ME ANON.
>>225042307No, I'm just too catatonic to post right now
E A SPORTS....It's in the game!
Currently listening to pic related
>>225042444>>225042441I can't lie because I'll likely be sitting right next to my mom who will jump in to correct me
>>225042499you better not skip moonchild
>>225042499Good album, but Moonchild makes me want to explode
>>225042526>>225042540Who to believe?
>>225042526>nooo, you HAVE to listen to bullshit improv with no rhythm and no melody because... because you just do okay?!
ate too many Skittles award
no
currently listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cACNUqZWd3k
>>225042600explosive diarrhea coming your way
>>225042614You have to soyjak the album art before I will listen to it, this is a non-negotiable rule.
>>225042614I don't like music not in English.English is the most beautiful language in the world.
phwoar for a second thought i was super-banned for poo-postin'propa mental dat wun
>>225042526its unskippablei used to skipbut it makes it the perfect 60s album and my pick for greatest 60s album (thoughbeit favourite is astral weeks)
>>225042642>English is the most beautiful language in the worldWeird how most language speakers have this sort of mentality towards their own language but if you say it to Anglophones they get mad.
Fun fact: The length of my uncut BWC is 21 cm.
>>225042642americans unironically believe this
>>225042682If you don't put it in a White woman to make more White people it's functionally as useless for mankind as a jeet 10.32cm one
went on an incel hike. I know its good for cardio but I still feel alone and miserable, and seeing all the couples along the way sure didnt help
>>225042699The odds aren't great
>>225042641here you go
>>225042695women are actually mindbogglin'
dick fart
Feel free to ask questions!>>225010307>>225010307>>225010307
>>225042745Who the hell are you and why should I give a damn
>>225042682same except mine's black
I haven't showered in 7 daysI am a disgusting waste of resources Kill me please
you ever just hop in a random time vortex that spawned out of nowhere and then wake up in the summer before middle school before your life became retarded and cringey?
>>225042695whatever, who cares. there's already pussy on the 'log right now
a helpful tip
>>225042841you should go to a garbage dump and just stay there and never leave.
>>225042600chad
>>225042861if that fucker tries to put me in a death roll I'm hitting a tombstone piledriver on him right into the concrete
>>225042880>r/trueuglywomen
bought a new lampone i can control from my phone so i don't have to move
i have a confession to makeif it weren't for world of warcraft, my penis would have never made it into a vagina
>>225042861i just kill them before they kill me, its just a lizard
Massive retarded prolapse chinese
>>225042903your life is going to improve significantly with this new purchase
>>225042903you could just get app controlled lightbulb
Man I love jerking off so much I bet real sex isn't even half as nice
>>225042932are you chinese or cantonese
>>225042974Cantonese nuts
the world is teeming with unnecessary people.
>>225042880im sorry but she sounds like a retard. like one of those people that will never have a relationship ever types. dopey sounding low iq retard.
Have diarrhea in this airport right now because of the 4 donuts I ate yesterday.I've just got noise canceling headphones on to pretend that I'm alone in this public restaurant
>>225042948you know who else doesnt like real sex???
I'm a princess
>>225043029she sounds like that other retarded kid that exposed somalis
females around the world are about to get mass raped due to feminism
really like watching vids of trucks crashing into bridges
asking santa for a rice cooker this yearcan't bother boiling water and all that shit
>>225043044scream real loud and beg God for forgiveness as you empty your bowels
Who's your favorite Seinfeld character
>>225043097you can get one for 15 bucks
>>225043116Tie between Newman and Frank Costanza
>>225043116kramer the goat
Swinging by the IHOPcan I get you lads anything
gonna be replaying witcher 3 this week because of that free update
Niggas think anything they want will just fall into their lap. Makes me sick
most women are really not that good looking its insane
>>225043116newman and george
>>225043196that's kind of a gay take brah
been playing rainbow six lately since it was freesometimes I have good days where I kill a bunch of players in a quick match, and get MVP. other days i'm absolute dog shit and an embarrassment to my teammates. i know you have to factor in cheaters and such, and your opposing team's skills and experience, but why is it so fucking inconsistent? does it depend on your internet speed as well, and luck? or what the fuck is the deali'm stuck playing the game because I'm too cheap to pay for any games and i fucking suck at it and this pains me
>>225043167I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhchinese food
>>225043167Chicken and waffles is the only food pictured
were all dying
>>225043296Omae wa mou shindeiru
>>225043321NANI?!
>>225043321>>225043328is that a jojo reference
>>225043296Thank god
Some sub-human near me is watching tiktoks without headphones on in a public spaceWhen I become dictator one day this will be a crime that carries an automatic death sentence
i laugh so hard when i see people saying things
bruh this hentai dub is sending me
hehe
I dont wanna be a dick tater i wanna be a fried tater
>>225043409get a fucking life bro
>>225043296A body lasts 50 yearsnipple piercings last forever
>>225043420https://voca.ro/1lO5R6aon9Hi
>>225043409Haven't checked mine in a while
High on life
>>225043432you sound queer pal i could probably kill you with one finger
>>225043445i could kill you with my dick tied behind my back kid
imagine being chinese in china
https://www.xvideos.com/video.ohpmfom0e2f/milf_mansion_fullBRO
>>225043464Better than being an Amerishart
>>225043464it seemed like a good idea at the time
>>225043457oh yea?
>>225043469Not clicking thus
>>225043470don't grovel to foreigners
>>225043491Grovel to this bussy
shant be making the new
>>225043515me on the right
business idea: lime that is racist against lemons
sitting on my nutsack
NEW>>225043572
>>225043515Is this real?
>>225042724Beautiful
