why is france so mysterious and closed-off
just what were you thinking when you decided to make this thread
>>225043219I won't tell you.
>>225043219For me at least it comes down to the fact that I've never personally had a conversation with a French person before and no 4chan doesn't count. It just makes it hard to connect with the country and to get invested in its culture and history.
>>225043219Aura farming.
so people don't realise how much france sucks
>>225043219The only foreigners they want in their country are nafris. nobody else is allowed
>>225044031You can get in if you're a cute turkette
>>225044013>The Pope is not visiting his country>Somehow he still thinks his opinions matters
>>225044056remember that the pope crowned us emperors, not you
>>225044272France is the eldest daughter of the church
>>225043219Nos femmes sont trop sexy.Nous devons les protéger pour nous-mêmes.
>>225043219how? I went to Marseille recently and all I saw was outgoing arab young men, they love ponytails
>>225044272>>225044303France also quite famously had its own papacy in Avignon, which was famous for being French-centric as well as having a man who crowned himself (an actual) emperor because the pope was taking too long.
>>225044056Wesh.>>225043219>Disneyland, ParisGrim.
>>225043219they aren't closed off, they are the most open country next to the Anglo countries. they believe anyone in the world can become "French"
>>225044338You can't understand the french mindset
>>225044359>Always go on strike, never work >Have multiple girlfriends simultaneously while married >Consume a shit ton of manga and bande dessinée >Say wesh at the start of every sentence and end with quand même or du coup>Seethe at the Swiss for being more successful What’s there not to understand?
>>225044388You think of us 24/7, seek help
>>225044358They’re mean tho.
>>225044400Oo. Need me a French woman
>>225043219France is a shithole. Forget it. We are in the debt trap because of Macron, the worst president we ever had for centuries. There gonna have a huge crisis in the next months like Greece 15 years ago. It's over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meU2gAU7Xss
>>225043219To think they poured so many resources into building the channel tunnel, a real triumph of ingenuity and engineering, only for the UK to leave the EU. LOL!
>>225044388bodied that sweaty frog
>>225044056Are you Italian or Latino immigrant that you think Pope visit matters
>>225045872Catholicism is trendy again with this Pope.There was 600,000 people for the Pope yesterday.
>>225045897Oh no warmongering Catholic France is going back
>>225046159Will you join us for in our next Crusade in North Africa and Middle East?
>>225046187No. Enlightenment and mass migration were enough. If you want to destroy Europe another time take Latinx and Polacks for help
>>225044338Don't forget the times when France allied herself to the Ottoman Empire, granted muslim pirates safe havens in southern french coastal cities, turned the Toulon Cathedral into a mosque, allowed the muslim pirates to host slave markets within France and directly went on joint campaigns with the Ottomans against Spain, Italy, the Balkans and the HRE.
>>225046187jihad*
>>225043219only this part is mysterious and closed off
>>225045897got to be the largest attendance for a Muslim city after Francis visited Dubai
>>225046821this one even more nothing ever happened here since French Wars of ReligionsFrench Shire I guess
>>225046874i was told before the part i circled in the interior had a lot of old castles still intact because the revolution wasn't as big there or something of that matter
>>225046954they also have very nice climate
>>225046874if you lived in paradise, would you tell everybody about it?
>>225048161obviously no but they did get nafris and negroes anyway so didn't work I guess
>>225044056strong brown indicator lmao
>>225046874No, this part of France is very famous. It has big cities and a lot of tourists.
>>225048451tell me about this part sir >>225046821
>>225044272>we waz empetortz and shaiße
>>225043496Go to Louisiana or Quebec or some shit
>>225048544There's nothing there, it's mostly forests or vines.
>>225048743where do you live
>>225043219>mysterious and closed-offIt is the country that is referenced in your media/shows/films, more than any other country in the world. You, guys, have an obsession with France. What are you smoking?
>>225043496Very realistic simulator here (franco-canadian edition): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9hBxmiYE2vE
>>225046323>Don't forget the times when France allied herself to the Ottoman EmpireAs opossed to based Germany who allied itself with the same Ottomans in a World War against France, UK, Russia and most of the Balkans>Muh PiratesDestroyed by France itself with the conquest of Algiers
>>225048684>>225048824Quebec isn't the same as the French over in France. They're quite literally indistinguishable from Americans culturally speaking.
>>225044338>>225049108we get it you love sucking dick
>>225046821No this the is the real anomaly of France. What goes on here, are the French hiding their gold there?
>>225049601Truffle hunting.
>>225049108>WW1Not a religious conflict like those of the early modern period. It's especially funny when frenchies try to portray their country as the "first daughter of the church" when for most of its history France actively fought against other christian states and the papal states itself.>conquest of AlgiersAfter centuries of at best tolerating them or at worst directly aiding them. Spain and the italian states (and some germans) were the first to actively fight against the Muslim pirates in the 16th century.
>>225049488Who are "we"? You and your (black) boyfriend?
>>225050053>Not a religious conflict like those of the early modern periodDamn, I guess all those Christians in Greece, the Balkans and Armenia, who suffered under Muslim Ottoman rule before and would have suffered again after a potential Ottoman Empire victory in WWI just didn't get the memo. It was the 20th century bigot; no time for religious persecution anymore.>when for most of its history France actively fought against other christian states and the papal states itself.Oh my god, this can't be! A Christian nation fighting another Christian nation? This is incomprehensible! Surely, it was just a French thing that never happened in based Central Europe.>Spain and the italian states (and some germans) were the first to actively fight against the Muslim pirates in the 16th centuryTo bad they didn't do a great job when even the young americans had time to fight then in the XIX Century. Centuries after their rise
>>225050377Actually impressively stupid drivel on display here, even by c*tholic standards.
>>225050513
that's where they grow their crops and fancy wine
>>225050377>would have suffered again after a potential Ottoman Empire victory in WWIDude the Ottomans were allied to Bulgaria
>>225043219How are we any more closed off than Germany, Italy or Spain?
>>225043219>geroges pompidou centrewhy the fuck is that on there? what's so special about it?
