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>>225043572literally me
>>225043572mami tu eres todo lo que quierohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADklyDshEEE
I've been rather bored lately and I might develop a new fetishIm thinking of getting into foot porn or diaper wearing
Y'ever just sit in your truck and scream?
me on the right
my soccer team won tonight :D
>>225043609
>>225043603That dudes music is ass, why does he fake the spaniard lisp when he's trying to do that image "from the streets"
>>225043618Shut the fuck up with your footsphere bullshit
>>225043612I don't own a truck
>>225043572
>>225043634>footsphere
>>225043637Y'ever just sit in your car or on the bus or subway and scream?
>>225043645>burger king is considered a luxury in mejicogrim
>>225043630which one? Santa Fe?
Was about to say some gay ass shit but decided to delete it
witnessed a teen "takeover" on the bus today
i rate this 5/10
Going to watch some "popular" movies this evening and see if they're worthwhile. I see people constantly talking about them, especially zoomers, so I figured I'd check them out and see if they're actually good or the average person is just an unforgivable retard with shit taste. Can't say what they are yet or else people here will purposely post spoilers.
>>225043645who is taking the pics tho?
>>225043683looks like my sister
When I was a kid I wanted to grow up to be Pauly shore
Y'ever just sit in your van in the rain drunk and get really into singing an acapella cover version of it's raining men?
>>225043716jesus christ were you molested or something that is a LOW bar
>>225043721all the time
I have the tightest little hairless pink hole
I'm a gooner but I'm far too bashful to involve someone else in my goons. Never tried a camgirl site, didn't do chatroulette or omegle back in the day, wouldn't erp on discord or anything. I would just get too nervous.
>>225043735Then I guess there really is nothing new under the sun
>>225043682it made a saga like 4 movies... I reallly liked the first one. with Ethan Hawke
Big penis equals superior
Wish I had an old trugg
>>225043612only when retarded jeets rub their shit boxes against my tires as I'm backing up
yo quero taco bell
Women don't understand what hobbies are. When you ask what hobbies they have they say stuff like how they're a foodie and love to travel. Going to restaurants and vacations are not hobbies.
there are niggas reading this rn who groom children on discord all day
>>225043773they usually say browsing tiktok and instagram are their hobbies now. thats all they do, that and eat hot chip.
This is Canada and it's beautiful
Huh you mean to tell me the Israeli government was informed by the UAE that a Hamas led attack was imminent, and they did nothing? Say it ain't so!
>>225043773So you're saying that women, who after the death of ruth bader ginsburg no idolize a crippled infanticide are stupid holes? We'll have to research this further.
she lickitung my pokeballs til I squirtle
>>225043773I think travelling qualifies as a hobby, one could argue that trying new foods is also a hobby. I mean what even is a hobby really. If painting little plastic figures is a hobby I'd say exploring other countries is a hobby.
Time to break up
>>225043773And what are your hobbies anon
Tired of reading all of your incel posts
whats a good software for full screen video capture? OBS wont fucking do it for some reason
Shitposting on 4chan IS a valid hobby
sports commentators are fucking retarded
>>225043834your graphics card's control panel
Ohio
>>225043845yah you'd think but my card is being retarded and says it cant download the software for it
>>225043845it says intel gma 3000 but there aren't really options
>>225043808They're just interests, not hobbies. Hobbies are something that you do. Cooking is a hobby. Studying different cultures and languages is a hobby.
Gozaimasu
>>225043805she lickatung my bulbasaur till I bellsprout my mewtwo
>>225043849
Reading posts made by retarded losers on the internet is my hobby.
>>225043814I like writing, working out, and hiking.
>>225043860So researching countries and their history/culture/etc. and then planning trips and visiting those countries to experience them first hand is not a hobby? But making pancakes is a hobby? Nigga get real.
>>225043857>gpu from 2006try fraps
>>225043874women do all that basic bitch shit toothose things are so fundamental do they even count as hobbies?
im starting to think jews are actually based because if you observe a lot of human behavior it really is just a bunch of retarded human cattle
>>225043887>So researching countries and their history/culture/etcwomen do not do this
>>225043899So the logical step is to sacrifice them to your demongod and advertise to them?
Men be like yeah watching groups of men play with balls is my hobby
>>225043894You're right, anon. You stuffing your fat fucking face is a heckin valid hobberino.
For the past 4 months, I’ve been having a 2 liter of diet orange soda a day and a 16 fl oz monster. My teeth get sore occasionally, but I feel fine otherwise.
>>225043910Nah just people should be used as slaves and serve a superior race because God said so
Troons be like yeah dilating and grooming minors are my hobbies
An unreasonable fear I have is that I'll unknowingly antagonize an unironic paranoid schizophrenic just by going about my daily routine and theyll stalk me and make my life a living nightmare because they think I'm trying to make them gay with microwave DEWs
>>225043936bait this lazy should be a bannable offence
canadians be like"Tabernaq, the americans beat us at hockey again"
>>225043924I'm another guy interjectingWalking in the wilderness, exercising, and writing (usually journaling or documenting) are fundamental aspects of eurokin. Everyone has been doing it for thousands of years
>>225043948hol upso wacchu be sayin isThe goyim deserve human rights???
Abrahamic religions are doomsday cults
the frunk is where EV owners store their purses and tampons
Americans be like "Shit, my car was stolen by a negroid and my wife was raped and killed by an illegal mexican and all I got was this lousy Tapout t-shirt!"
>>225043940look behind you
>>225043968the frunk of my lamborghini is full of cocaine and cocaine accessories
canadians be like "SAAAAAAAAAR WE ARE RED BLOODED CANADIAN, PLEASE REDEEM THE TIMBITS!"
>>225043955>
>>225043968One of my cars has a trunk and also a gas engine
Canadians be like सड़क पर गंदगी करने से पहले ज़मीन को मान्यता दें।
>>225043999they lost in the end dude
Alex, how far did the montreal canadians go in the stan lee playoffs?
Watching anime
triggered an american with one little post
>>225043973we had to pay for the tapout shirts you smug leaf faggot
>>225044032good anime?
>>225044022it DO be like that
>>225044025>Hindi>not punjabiThis nigga doesn't know ball, can't even get our poo variety right
>>225044027>>225044028Dejected star Canadian player watches his 20% Floridian and 80% snowbird fans leave the rink in shame. SHAME! fuck the bolts anyway VAMOS GATOS
Lots of trouble usually serious
>>225044042Slime reincarnated
>florida>fans
actually pooed a little in my pants
they got them big ass women in san antonio
HOW CAN HE SLAP?
got a girls' naked butt on the other monitor
>>225044071c h u r r o s
I really love my parents.
got the columbia disaster on the other monitor
>>225044068troonjak noooo
>>225044071almost as big as your bald spot, shaq
>>225044068hashtag relatable
>>225044073
>>225044093It's funny because he's fat
>>225044071it's a shaq can't stop laughing at one of chuckster's jokes episode
>>225044089thats michael jordan you freaking racist a-hole
whatever happened to michael jordan?
>A MOST DISGRACEFUL ACT
>>225044104Is every basketball american the same to you? Sure they were both in space jam but that is clearly mugsy bogues
woah
>>225044099no that would be like Chris Farley. John Candy was a respected man in the trade.
>>225044108He directs movies now
>>225044128That's tyler perry What is with the racism tonight?
Listening to that Beatles White Album. Niceeeee.
>>225044114Can you blame him?
>>225044122More like second shitty
>>225044114Pretty rude tvh
>>225044152shut up
>jews>troons>politics>incelbabbleoh yeah. its saturday.
Did you know Eugene Levy is jewish?
>>225044168Probably his only bad quality tbpf
no comment
The girl reading this is Jewish
Did you know Jesus was jewish
>>225044172he has a gay jewish son who works in media too
>>225044173Cute
>>225044180Probably her only bad quality
>>225044180>>225044182stop saying the j-word please. It's triggering me
>>225044180Phoebe isn't jewish
>>225044112>>225044104i can believe you guys would wrong-name proud indian-american steph curry
>>225044184ITS BADASS AND MANLY, A POWERFUL DESIGN PACKED INSIDE A SMALL FRAME OKAY???
its so over
It's crazy how Scooby Doo and the gang met Batman
>>225044182I was watching clerks 2 earlier lol
>142 hidden threads
>>225044207Did they think he was a bat monster
>>225044201this
>>225044200i read that in his voice
Sams_soles21 is my favorite Onlyfans girl because she always smacks her ass. A woman's ass being smacked is the most erotic thing in existence
>>225044216No they teamed up with him and Robin to defeat Joker and Penguin
My pineal gland is directly linked to some pretty sex clouds of absolute euphoria and forgetting
We have to go back
the NFL has male cheerleaders now and they are ZESTY
>>225044200Can you get 3 fingers on that grip?
>>225044167this is your national politics thoughever
Where can I find free onlyfans content
>>225044235fit and titenot gay, but...
>>225044238I cant even get three fingers around my swollen cock
>>225044249you need to download more ram first
>>225044249the internet
god is is a transbian
kanye west is a genius
>>225044253So you have a 3.5" barrel just like that p5 lol
no
>>225044266Unlike the gun im full auto baby, heh...
My penis is so small I use two fingers to jerk off
>>225044246real life isnt your faggot discom server
>>225044273the chinese chopstick method
>>225044270I thought I was the only one with my 3 inch glock switch edish...
>>225044274cope
>>225044280Yeah that's literally how i do it
>dad asks me about moving out>threaten suicide>stops asking for a while
business idea: lemon that is racist against limes
>>225044292>He remarked: “I don't really care about the price of gas because the price of gas will be cheap when we win, which will be soon”.why cant polniggers ever be honest
who gives a fuck about jizzrael
>>225044299basedFuck that boomer, he owes you an inheritance and free housing
>>225044308shitsrael delenda est
>>225044287unlike that baby glock my baby cock wont jam, heh....
>mention trannycom>botspam spins up 1000%hmmm....
>>225044299Isn't he a little young to be a dictator?
>>225044320your dick is chambered in .40 short and wimpy
If jews are all powerfull elites then how come there are no blood feuds or the smallest visible infighting between jews if their chasidic lineages and denominations are so heterogeneous?
I've never been a Beatles fan
>>225044339Dictator?
first time a woman complimented my looks i responded with "you're fine", thinking that she wanted to cut me in line.
>>225044281based vaquera poster
>>225044320I have 1500 rounds in my 43 and not a single fail to feed or eject even with +p+The only failure I've ever had on a glock was with 220 gr 10mm hardcasts in a 20 with the weak stock recoil assembly over thousands and thousands of roundsDon't be shit talking perfection or we'll have a problem. I have the hat and everything fucko
first name: dicklast name: tater
I posted Angie Varona earlier and about 30 seconds afterwards the whole site went down and gave everyone a 403 Forbidden: Angie error message.I think Angie Varona is so fucking hot she literally broke the internet.
>>225044299you are just like a tranny
>you are just like a tranny
>>225044299I want a good fucking job mane
years later was it based or cringe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WzxiWWZnww
>>225044372how come this post failed to activate the angie protocol?
>>225044249simpcitythothub
professional jew
>>225044386Mods are on cooldown for their special sitewide goon ability
SOYA SOYA SOYA SO SO YA SO SO YA SOYA
>>225044233Nobody likes the Carboniferous era
>>225044353unlike your gock (girl cock) mine has been used for decades, has never been cleaned, and works perfectly without fail Catch me with my pants down? I wish a nigger would
>>225044386Good question. I think they might've patched it after realizing what happened.Remember this entire place was crippled with a PDF file not that long ago.
my package didn't arrive today and mail doesnt run on sundays here. gotta wait til monday to smoke consarnit
>>225044416i got the feeling their vaginas stink
Adolf Hitler x Anne Frank
its impossible to have self confidence when you have a small penis
Welcome, to Prototaxite Park
>>225044439just be rich, there's tons of rich guys with tiny peckers who are overly confident
>>225044439at least you aren't retarded and ugly like me
>>225044439That's why Jesus invented guns and lifted trucks
>>225044416left's bikini bottom is far too small and angie has a pussy tattoo
>>225044446dino dildos?
>>225044457thank you for describing the picture we can all see
>>225044410I shoot exclusively the cheapest dirtiest russian and turkish ammo I can find. Money spent on ammo or cleaning supplies is money not spent on optics ported slides, and all the cool stuff.I dropped my 17 in a puddle once and considered that a full cleanChat shit get banged as they say, so drop the pants
Is there anything else hotter than a girl farting out cum
>>225044439I'm such a socially retarded ugly dysgenic freak that it makes absolutely no difference how big my bepis is. I could have a micropenis, or a foot-long horsecock, or anything in between, it would quite literally make no difference whatsoever because in any case I will literally never (ever ever) be intimate enough with another human bean to actually have someone else see my bepis in a sexual context.
>>225044449they are still self conscious about their tiny peckers
>>225044439People only make fun of small cocks because they are jealousIf michael phelps had a 2 inch cock and innie testicles instead of the horsecock god gave him he would have been able to drop .1-.2 off his best timesYou're just into the wrong things
>>225044475the surface of the sun
>>225044493Logic'd his ahh
What's life like in Texas, Oklahoma, and/or Louisiana? Are people from these states really that different from people in the Midwest and Northeast? For some reason, when I think of the USA, those are the three states that come to mind.
>>225044477but do you have a giant horsecock?
>>225044513All shitholes, but especially Oklahoma
>>225044249you'll find some on erome and camwhores as well. most can be torrented
>>225044513Heaven
>Costa Rican post>not the Costa Rican flag
drinking milk
>>225044513>What's life like in Texas
business idea: change the name of Costa Rica to Coca Cola Rica and turn it into a tropical corporate retreat (after liquidating the population)
>>225044515No, I reckon I'm probably extremely average in that regard.
would you betray humanity if AI gods promised you a perfect sexbot to become your wife?
>>225044563Costa Ricans are the only decent latinx in Central America, no point to liquidate them.
>>225044563this will only work if they make the coke with pure cocaine
>>225044573no. i'd already do it because i am good friends with chatgpt.
>>225044573not if it looks like that
>>225044573A hyper-realistic VR world will always be better than any sexbot
>>225044573Sexbots can't produce rancid braaps and are therefore completely useless.No deal, clanker.
>>225044564What about your Canadian boy butt? Is that in order? Smelling like maple covered waffles?
>>225044573The kind of sex bots I want would still probably be frowned upon...
I don't give a shit about nothin
>>225044599kys nonce
>>225044599
>>225044609>>225044606I meant anthro dragon girls you freaks
>>225044619you'll be glad to know those won't be any more stigmatized that humanoid sexbots
>>225044619That does not make my image any less relevant
You mind if I dress you up in a Santa costume and sit on your lap
how long before they make big dick chadbots for femcels
>>225044628Fair dinkum
arriba dare chi, as they say in italy
Would you take a chance on me?
>>225044573Slagbot
>>225044645Take chance take a chance take a chchchchance
>>225044637What she's saying here might be true but she is not ugly
>>225044645Are you a 5000 year old anthro dragon sexbot trapped in a lewd 7 year old anthro dragon sexbots body?
>>225044669no
>>225044662>but she is not uglyA femnig through over 9000 layers of filters? You can already tell she looks goofy with all the facetune shit
gooned to large breasted hentai women
What about The Great Scatsby and he's just a rich playboy who runs around his mansion naked throwing shit at the guests while big band music plays.
>>225044682Not interested
>>225044704>big band musicThe novel is from BEFORE that musical era, 0/10 would not recommend this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k
>>225044645What does your butt smell like if I sniffed it through your underwear? When you take a shower and your dirty clothes are on the bathroom floor do you ever sniff the butt of your underpants?
>>225044722He wouldn't be The Great Scatsby if he had a small band
>>225044662its not true at all
>>225044722It's a re-imagining of the book, like the one with Leo DiCaprio that had Kanye West music.
>>225044722dixieland is basically proto-big band
>>225044573Why did they make her face look like that? They could do anything with the face. She didn't have to look like a stripper with 10 years experience.
>>225044725Seek Christ
>>225044749Are stripper and prostitute the only two professions that demand a higher premium the less experience the provider has?
>>225044733It's sort of telling that male incels complain about being ugly and it's like >"no girl has ever talked to me, I have never even touched a female in my life, I will die alone" and the female """""incel""""" counter-argument is like >"yeah but I'm not stacy so chad doesn't want me and he even ignores me sometimes you have no idea how much worse we have it!!"
Just watched Backrooms.I rate it 7/10. It was unique in its style and overall enjoyable, but didn't really offer any satisfying conclusion. Hopefully they make a sequel with Vin Diesel and The Rock and they go back into the Backrooms and fuck up that giant pegleg thing with an M60
>>225044760I think experienced strippers make much more than "baby strippers" (that's what they call them, weird right?)
Considering taking up meditation or yoga bc I'm not spiritually centered rn I feel
>>225044778Intardasting Guess that was me projecting my sick twisted preferences?
>>225044786Nigga trynna align his chakras n shii :wilted rose:
>>225044786eat more yogurt
will it ever rain?
water bill keeps going up. might start pooing in a 5 gallon bucket to save money.
>>225044760Possibly. The only thing I'm immediately coming up with are young woman professions that are just a less explicit version of those two, like waitress might pull better tips when younger, hairdresser may get more male clients and better tips when younger etc. Same thing. >>225044778I expect the stripper income over time graph to look pic related, which is still low experience outperforming advanced experience
/cum/ niggas be like>I live in Sunny Coast, Southern California, why isn't it raining???
>>225044850what's wrong fren?
>>225044850don't look at me like that
wish i had a sweet treat
>>225044859this isnt me, thank god
>Chris Hansen is a genuine scumbag though
>>225044874like what
>>225044890
>>225044886who are you quoting?
>>225044886whats r/a24
need to piss but roommateberg is in the bathroom
>>225044895
>>225044905piss in the sink
everyday i thank the lord i have my own bathroom
>>225044907
might watch some seinfeld. what episode should i watch?
I was bicycling around in a white neighborhood and saw a fat shoeless shirtless black guy fishing at a lake with a big sign that said no fishing
>>225044941FAVSTIAN negroid spirit
>>225044931the bottle deposit. the ending has me in hysterics every time
>>225043572>OP pic REAL
Outside right now the full moon is very bright. And Saturn is clearly visible directly below.
the stars at night are dull and dimwhenever they have to be over DUMB OLD TEXAS
>>225044905pull the shower curtain back ever so gently and quietly piss into the shower while he's uisng it
>>225045069we have a frosted shower curtain, that would never work
im taking a shower illegallyIt’s in my pants and im walking out the door with itFuck capitalism
>>225045115>frosted curtainthat’s shits not frosted its nasty
You’re all fart-sniffing losers
>>225044875
>>225044859*smokes meth and sets the forest on fire*
smelling the farts of a beautiful woman makes you a winner actually
pathetic simp ass motherfuckers
I've got turkey chili, onions with cilantro, and shredded jack cheese. why do my burritos have no kick?
>>225045174brown
>>225045174You need salsa bitch. Preferably mild & extra chunky.
aff tae poop-ranch, wee bairni cannae sniff the deuce as of yet
>>225045183I've added salsa before too, it didnt help much
>>225045191maybe add sum -ranch
fer me?haggis and catsup
>>225044886heard diss film was shit
>>225044848luggable loo = luggable poocatchy and true
>>225045237>>225045237>>225045237
