rorke's house edition
what have yous lads eaten for tea?
That isn't Rorke's house
Thats leftymong done
hello
Twitch ads are so wank
Any smooth bottomed zoomer twink man in?
>>225045105I will rape you to death
>>225045102no mine is all wrinkly because my thighs are larger than the glutes
>>225045095it is you can see him in the window
>>225045097For a lark investigate who these '""slave merchants"""' were that building generational wealth from this scheme.
>>225045105right well
Right then lads, hast thou thought of doing a cheeky repost of thoust post that did not get the amount of attention it deserved, perchance?
>>225045133wasn't funny in the last thread, still not funny now. You are a crippled paedophile.
>>225045130Keir is very mobile
>>225045133thought this was THE spargybobs at first glance
>>225045120That's ok my p is small
Any other 30 y/o kissless dateless handholdless virgin men in tonight?
>>225045083Looks like Elton John sat on it.
>>225045158heyy x
>>225045158i get being a virge but how is it possible to never kiss or hold a girl's hand ever
>>225045158henlo x
>>225045179I wish I knew.I have gone 30+ years of life without any woman I've ever met in my entire life having ever expressed any form of romantic interest in me.And no, I'm not a shut-in. I've met literally 1000s of women in my life.
>>225045193Cant have everything in life
>>225045196Everything? I haven't had anything in life. I've been persecuted since the day I was born.
>>225045193soilennial moment
>>225045193Register for a language exchange app (Interpals, Hellotalk, etc...) and hope your nationality and proficiency with English will save you.Being a native English speaker makes it 1000x easier to attract Eastern Europeans and Southeast Asians.
>>225045214I don't have any interest whatsoever in South-East Asians. They smell bad.Eastern Europeans? Maybe. I knew Polish and Serbian etc girls in school who were hot. But I don't think that's relevant, girls from those countries still don't express any romantic interest in me at all.
>>225045158*raises tentacle*
we all feel the pull of novelty, perhaps give your neighbour a rejig toward the focal point of the relevant now and near.
>>225045221Then register for a language exchange app and search for Polish, Belarusian, Russian, and Ukrainian girls. Tell them you're interested in visiting their country and are looking for recommendations on what to see. And ask them which country they're interested in visiting.They'll be responsive for language practice, the language barrier will hide your autism, and you'll have an excuse to travel.
>>225045083I thought about it, and I am giving up on the fireman route. I am too old to try it, and I will have to wait until summer or spring next year, so I will probably still be too old. I also think I am too stupid for the EMT route also I got rejected by flight school
>>225045240No. I can't do that. Nor am I able to do that.I don't think any women on this globe would ever be romantically interested in me no matter what I do. There's no evidence that things could ever be different.I hate the pricks who got spawned out of the womb and were granted girlfriends and dates etc without even trying, and despite the fact that they are ugly.
Probably shouldn't be posting this lads but this is my gf
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1790470906448578.jpg
>>225045251No it isn't, Panjeet. Go back to Mumbai.
it not daylight yet
i suffer immeasurably
>>225045252um
>>225045230
Probably shouldn't be posting this lads but this is my gf..
wish it were possible to be nocturnal and productive can't be loud at 3am nor can you go shopping at most places. hate it
>>225045249Maybe they can sense the bitterness and self pity
>>225045251thats a man
BAMEs
Probably shouldn't be posting this lads but this is my gf. She's part of quintuplets joined at the waist, yes 5 separate vaginas i get to choose from nightly if you must know.
>>225045299who?
>>225045306grow up
>>225045306bloke who built the wooden boat with the animals
>>225045083Who is this rorke? Is that that robbie guy, robbie radiohead or something?
>>225045105Rorke fucking loves stuff like this
We are an Andy BurnGOD general
been seriously considering suicide lately lads
>>225045380What about gundam
>>225045380ktimktimktim somewhat, I know a few tricksktim tbqhyeah ktim as well
>>225045381are you the alcoholic lad?
>>225045380i only do number 4
>>225045381Are you the benzo guy?
>>225045381>been seriously considering suicide lately ladswhy
>>225045380wtf is wrong with magic?
>>225045397aye>>225045401...yh
>>225045419tried going to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting? or Narcotics Anonymous?
Top 5 Blacked scenes?
>>225045105Holy shit
>>225045419I know where you're at mentally right now and it's absolute hell. Try to see a doctor if it's possible and ask to be put on a taper program where you're given a small amount of benzo doses to ease the discomfort and suicidal ideation. I wanted to kill myself too from benzo withdrawal and the extreme insomnia it produces but you can make it though this. Try every resource available to stay alive lad. This hell will not last it has to subside.
>>225045105this was Labour in 2026
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdQWAfCD/
>>225045431yeah
got a fat gf and she refuses to lose weight
nth for the holodem
>>225045419just have a drink
My penis under the hammer of her massive tits
>>225045419Consider it till all you want if but don't attempt. Chat to people going through similar experiences, you're not alone
>>225045468I was speechless when I stumbled across her nudes by chance
At my worst benzo withdrawal level i didn't sleep for a month and was hallucinating conversations and talking to furniture. Shit was bad. I would have panic attacks lying in bed.
wish i had a slightly overweight ginger gf
my horny arse could never have a mum
imbibe letters
my balls smell like dick
>>225045353
>>225045541like actually awake for a month? or sparse moments of sleep. you would have died if you actually stayed awake that long
>>225045563plap
i want to hurt people who use the term "umami" unironically
>>225045577Laughing out loud
>>225045541benzos might be worst than alcohol, they've started giving em here even despite us being one of the strictest countries for prescription stuff, the only way to get painpills or anything is if you have cancer or have broken a leg/arm
>>225045597same but for people who use "mommy"
>>225045193you have to express a romantic interest in them as well ladat that age they likely assume you're taken/married so you need to show a bit of interest first, be a bit flirty
>>225045604how about SSRIs?
>>225045613why do you want to hurt children?
>>225045563plaps ur hole
>>225045563The American phenotype is present across history.
>>225045625have heard SNRIs have by far the worst withdrawals of any drug, although they won't kill you like benzos or alcohol can
>>225045625Difficult to get, I think we have the lowest SSRI use in Europe >>225045627I'm talking about grown men
HEY YEAH I'M THE ONE THAT YOU WANTEDHEY YEAH I'M THE SUPERBEAST
>>225045579I've come close to dying from it, the insomnia is worse than the actual drug withdrawal all you can do is pray for death. Sleep deprivation on that level is torture that I wouldn't wish on anyone.
>>225045624maybe Jesus hates fishing. maybe, you missed that Bible verse. maybe you better go reread the whole bilbe ggod book lassie. cheers.
The people that have spent the last year crying about Epstein are praising a movie that paints pedophiles in a sympathetic light
>>225045604They're far worse lad. I recommend never taking them. To show you how powerful of a drug that they are, benzos are prescribed to alcoholics coming off alcohol has a way to prevent them from dying. But if you try to drink alcohol as a way to lessen benzo withdrawal it actually intensifies the pain. There's no substitute for them.
>>225045660>They're far worse ladYeah I know, my aunt in Greece was in a psych ward because of them and benzos. Greece is much more lax with that stuff and you can even get over the counter shit.
>>225045638>have heard SNRIs have by far the worst withdrawals of any drugBullshit. Opiates, benzos and alcohol are much worse.t. knower
>>225045676Can you get opioids in Greece otc?
>>225045661plap
>>225045677based knower
>>225045686Im not sure, i think not
>>225045698The one drug i really miss is opioid pills. They're so hard to get here anymore and oftentimes laced with fentanyl.
is it possible to get a good condition Dualshock 3 PS3 controller these days?if not what's the best third-party controller?
>>225045706xbox controller
glad i never took drugs. dont have to be a stupid cattle relying on substances
>>225045705I've never had em, I was stay up and party all night night or 3 kinda guy, those things have always scared me.
consider the coot
>>225045718So you accept that if you ever took drugs you'd immediately become beholden to them and descend into terminal addiction due to your weak, limited willpower?That's a shame; high IQ strongminds can use them as tools as required, stopping and starting at will. But I can understand that would be too much for you. At least you can accept this. That you know your place.
Use to nick dadberg's oramorph. Can imagine heroin being the peak of life tbf
Imagine trying to explain crypto to your ancestors from 100 years so>So yeah we have invisible coins that are each worth $100,000 and we buy and sell our invisible coins with our phones. Would of had you binned
One time I bought 40 grams of speed for personal use
>>225045677nah SNRIs are brutal as fuck. also, opiate withdrawals aren't even that bad compared even to alcohol or benzost. also a knower (but more of a knower than you by the sounds of it)
>>225045622screaming at this advice because he's just going to end up being the creep in every scenario
opioids feel like getting wanked off by angels, which is ironic because good luck trying to have a wank when you're high on them
>>225045794That's a lot of speed bro how long did 40 g last you?I used to do mule service for delivering 8 balls of speed and it was $120 a piece
She's 17, he's 22, is that too much of a difference?
>>225045825Doesn't bother me 5 years isn't a big age gap
>>225045837Take her back take her back take her back to her place!
>>225045097bldu posting this at 6.30am on a sunday
Moscow 1945 victory celebration
>>225045819Idk probably 5 months, I bought 40gr of speed and 50 grams of weed. Ran out of weed much faster of course.>8 ball for $120that's a dealHere it was 40 Euro a gram so I would buy 3-4 grams at a time. But usually you pay more if you don't know a guy.>>225045825I don't think so, my longest relationship was with a girl who was 17 and I was 23 when we started dating, we were together for 3 years, her parents loved me, her dad was incredibly anti-semitic and would show me books that get talked about on /pol/.
>>225045734As you wish.
Would you actually go and fight Russia?
>>225045794giga grim
>>225045083It looks like a penis
>>225045919fight for what? No pussy and 950,000+ somalian / afghan / nigerian immigrants a year?
>>225045920It was pretty fun actually
grand rising :)
>>225045919Yes. Slavs are subhuman
do you think i don't know you are messing with me?
>>225045919I wouldn't fight for my street
>>225045919lmao
>>225045919I'll fight anything just pass me the fully automatic and I'm game
>>225045936If they gave you pussy would you fight for a country that belongs to anyone who arrives in a boat?
>>225045919Fight for Russia? If they offered me and my Russian bride a dacha in Krasnodar, how could I refuse?
>>225045942malaponte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9YqXNFtxwo
Good morning x
>>225045993smornin :)
No i will not fight Russia. I will fuck Russia with my penis.
I am choosing to walk away from...
>>225045970Sure why not. So much of men's motivation is derived from access to women and sex. If you take that away there is little motivation to do anything but conversely if they have a girlfriend, a wife, a family, suddenly men will tap into hitherto unavailable wells of motivation and put up with things they otherwise would not.
silly bbc, that's from the 90s, not 30 years ago
gooooood morning brit crew.
any hippo-sized man in?
Six lions on two shirts, Nine lions on three shirts. Twelve lions on four shirts, fifteen lions on five shirts.Eighteen lions on six shirts!
rorke quickscoping russians in the donbas
>>225046016I want to fuck that
just sneezed
>>225046021kjmlitfhr6kljnimjnk(ktim but with big fat fingers)
>>225046014haha.. yeah... the 90s was just like 15 years ago... right?
>>225046016mornin'
What do you call the head of the Ukrainian fish mafia?.........Don Bass.
>>225046021
Thinkin about bummin
>>225045759>i can stop any time bro
>>225046043anti-white hate crime by spic goblina
>>225046070Unironically ugly
Is it just me, or do the Kaiser Chiefs have... one decent song?
>gymtoil: done>scrantoil: done>walktoil: pending
RUBY RUBY RUBY
>>225045919yeah
hey hitler. go suck a lemon, pal
um
I would cheer for Russia
>>225046122why don't you walk on the treadmill at the gym you dumb cunt
We are gathered here today to honor and pay tribute to the life of /brit/ and to express our love and admiration for the general. You have provided much laughter and joy over the years, and it is with great sadness that we must say goodbye. We hope you rest in peace.
>>225046123I was thinking of "I predict a Riot"Okay, they have two subpar songs.
that’s jim ratcliffe done then
>>225046140firecrackers
Rorke?
OOOOOWOOOAH AND MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES ME (NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA)
The Orange Order is a sectarian, supremacist organisation. Fun Fact: A member will be expelled for MARRYING a Catholic but not for MURDERING a Catholic.
I am walking away from...
>>225046140>>225046174they got him
started doing an FC United of Manchester save on Football Manager but then realised I'd just be adding a third Manchester team to the PL eventually which is boring and gay
>>225046140>We're hearing reports that an incident occurred. We cannot say at this time the nature of the incident but credible sources indicate that it may have involved people at a location.
>>225046162Women shouldn't have rights
>>225046196Homes are being evacuated Rorke
>>225046162
>>225046186>
>>225046206Yes due to the reported incident. What's the nature of the incident? Well that's not for us to say is it? It wouldn't be right to speculate at this time. Not until all the right information has been gathered and its credibility assessed. Be sure to keep your eyes on the news as more information comes in relating to this incident and indeed any further incidents at this location or otherwise as they occur.
>>225046151done cycling after lifting you fat retard
>>225046231Bodied that freak
Lush!
vegeguts
>>225046260>energy drink flavoryou can't suffer in brittonia
>>225046260whatn tarnation
back from the gym where I did lower + upper, then a chilled out 50km bike ride afterwards then I ran home, light easy jog 6 min mile pace, quick shower then splashed some expensive water from a glass bottle onto my face (after pouring it into a bowl) and now I've got a quick turnaround as I'm going on a hike up a mountain then if there's time when I get back I'll go for a quick swim at the leisure centre before meditating, making some business networking calls, then writing down 100 things I'm thankful for before cooking a healthy nutritious meal from scratch and doing a full deep clean of my home just a quiet day for me yeah
>>225046301hahahaha batty boy
>>225046301
not long till i start drinking now ladswaheyyyy
>>225046301you sound like an absolute cunt that deserves a backhanded slap across the face
>>225046301You funny guy you
it's Sunday, my only day off
>>225046301zesty ahh nga
the toil freaks will be going to toil tomorrow
>>225046301This you?
>>225045158Not quite, I'm half one but I occasionally manage to get dates. I went on one yesterday and she told me she's Half Bangladeshi. She doesn't like like one at all, I was shocked and nearly fell out of my chair. For the rest of the date I was a bit lifeless. Now I'm left frustrated, confused and unsure how to feel going forward. How is it not mandatory to list your ethnicity on hinge? It is on other apps
It's not gay to cuddle naked with a brit
>>225046341not me am under the weather x
>>225046327same, and I've slept only 3 hours but I'll take a nap after lunch
>>225046320grim, it's Sunday at 9am, sort it out
>>225046347why does it take so long to drink and do like nothingbro is mad inefficientwhat is this job he does some podcaster or some shit >>225045158yup but in my late 30s
nice new overhang routes at red goat lads, the place still impresses me sometimes
oh you partied all night did you? cute, only took me 10 minutes.
>>225046353rorke bro...>>225046365ye i'll start after church calm down bro
>>225046360Tfw youre a yeni ceri scouring Bulgarian villages for children to kidnap and enslave for the magnificence of the Sultan
it’ll be cold in britain soon
>>225046398goodsunberg has been bang out of order this summer
>>225046418lol those 35 degree streaks seem a lifetime ago nowbut goodness me it was shtie in the moment2-3 days okwhen it becomes like 5 days u're just FK OFF
>>225046397
>>225046398it makes getting out of bed harder
>>225046432Turkish reparations when
>>225046455not for me mate I get up at 2AM and hop right into an ice-cold shower for 45 minutes to reset my dopamine receptors before doing a fasted workout while listening to bible verses and afterwards I take 2 hours for quiet meditation and reflection then begin managing my various investment profiles
>>225045083Beautiful landscape with a great view thereof you can't suffer in Britain
>>225046484blessed af
>>225046162well said
Joined a fatty fat discord and there's so much gooning material on there. It's gonna be a good Sunday I think
>>225045285A face only a nonce could love
i just pooped out blood
Why are boomers so upset with China?
>>225046510masturbated to pornography award
why do people share what they're wanking to here? very odd behaviour
i tell the difference between stalactites and stalagmites with these sayings:stalactite because it's a tight fit up my arsestalagmites because i might fight it up my arse
>this’ll be brit soon
>>225046522are you chinese? cos I'm china hit that
>>225046538it's actually cos tites come from the cielingand mites (like the little insects they are) come from the groundnot about whether it fits up your arse
might fly a plane into a building. if woke approves, of course
>>225046534HAHA POOOORRRRRRNNNNN. I FUCKING LOVE PORRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN. LMAO HERE LOOK AT THIS PORNNNNNNNNN I'VE WANKED TO LOL.
just sneezed again
>>225046484What time do you go to sleep?
>>225046562the boat people have used all up all the doctor resources so your fucked
Got my first date in 6 months at 12, any shagger in got any tips?
>>225046589that's people of boat to you, you racist pig
>>225046589i dont need a doctor for a sneeze
started getting fat again because ive stopped going out at the weekends
>>225046600>at 12mods?
>>225046600just bee yourself
>>225046600umm
>>225046600>going on a date>going on a date as regularly as every 6 monthsfUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL>>225046603funny it's all the booze that's making me fat haha
ive had monzo since the monzo beta daysif they sell to that mexican whatever bank ill be closing my account
>>225046162They use 'immigrants' as they use 'men'
>>225046459they don't have money, but this should be divided by Bulgaria and Greece>>225046600Be confident
>>225046629you're a mongzo beta
monzo is for immigrants and people with shit credit
>>225046641they should divide it the long way like this.
BREAKING: Donetsk is now part of Russia.
>>2250465851am
>>225046672Greece should get back Constantinople
>>225046666Ha!
BREAKING: Constantinople is now Istanbul.
>>225046666explain
pov: youre a teabag
>>225046666blud can see through time
>>225046661>spikes the lensThey can't help themselves. This man is trying to run a successful faux-candid video business and they cannot follow the simplest of instructions. Just go down the escalator and look straight ahead!
Well leftypol?
>>225046672>>225046641Why? This land hasn’t been majority Greek or Bulgarian in hundreds of years and its transference would require the displacement of millions of people or an acceptance of such a large group that your two nations would becoming majority Turk literally overnight. What you’re proposing is either genocide or your own ethnic replacement.
going to Sainsbury's, you want anything?
this is what they took from us
>>225046704which one is the children's doctor?
right well I've had the booze, was it worth it? no. but I'm off to bed now
>>225046700>complaining that your cnc goon material is not realistic enoughProfoundly wrong-un post
>>225046719its morning
>>225046705Nope, they will be deported to other Turkish parts. Not my problem.
>>225046696in 1994 people were normal nigga that pretended to be freaky for a laugh. it was funny because it was ridiculousnowadays freaky niggas are the norm and being normal is the costumesociety
>>225046711black cum sea what the hell
Calling my girlfriend Skyrim because she's turning 15 this year
You can’t commit a “genocide” against Turks because “genocide” is only applicable in regards to humans and turks are not human
already getting hungry but i dont plan on eating until like 7pm
>>225046754
saw a beautiful young lady earlier, so i walked up to her and said "excuse me miss, you look like you fuck niggers"
Strange. The BBC hasn't deemed this award worthy of a news item on their main website in previous years.
>>225046754Well I wouldn't say that
I'm not sure what Emma Watson does all day but I'm sure when she got back to her flat/hotel room, she let rip a good three second long fart.
>>225046719???? why u going to bed now bro u only jsut go tup
>>225046776cute space buns
can't tolerate the internet outside of 4chan anymore, it's all just third worlders and AI garbage and teenagers with opinions
>>225046768Kind of based but it’s the pot calling the kettle black>>225046781Well I would
*shoots a muffled fart in your general direction*
>>225046793Congratulations, you just described 4chan
>>225046769haha scream>>225046750shut the fuck up
>>225046705immigration is a good thing, rorğe
>>225046769pscrianf
>>225046803nah 4chan has a much higher proportion if bitter racist incels like moi
Anyone watch the Romford Bum fight yesterday?
>>225046776werent paying attention last year presumably doesntcheckhissourceslad?
>>225046817think you'd be shocked really
>>225046825That's a CBBC story.
>>225046825done that freak>>225046834done that freak
>>225046834well its nothttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8d7y45zl14o
>>225046859yeah
>>225046873?
>>225046859done that freak>>225046873done that freak
>>225046873done him
>>225046776I've seen 6 years old draw better than that
>>225046900>>225046900>>225046900
>>225046896no you haven't
>>225046908michelangelo painted the sistine chapel ceiling when he was 4
>>225046700Kek I actually thought it was genuine and was loving it, until she started acting like a giddy weirdo. Vapid organisms, what is wrong with them
