never relax edition
Heavy tits
consider the trumpeter finch
>>225046908don't tell me what to do
>>225046900Need one of these for the feral boriswave
I'd shag her up the fanny.
Did the judging criteria change in 2020? The BBC won't report this of course
wanted to see that new film about chris hansen but they're not releasing it in australia for another month for some reason. fucking jews it's not right
>>225046910mad how girls just walk around half nakedor walk around in the cold half naked in unzipped jackets
>>225046910Cronem delight
time for a shite and a shower
>>225046924for me it's Keely
>>225046927are you like addicted to being show to be wrong?
>>225046927oh my goodness me rorke what have you found here >>225046951good post dont like her so much since she stopped showing her tummy tho
women are mentally ill animals and should be enslaved
>>225046927what am i supposed to be angry at?
>>225046968this but for men>>225046959leftypol swings back
Rorke stitching photos of young girls togetherIt was to own the libs, your honourNo good, send him down bailiff
>>225046963she such an angel tbqh
maybe i'll make some porridge then eat it
>>225047000better to eat it than stick it up your arse
>>225046980grow up freak
maybe i'll make some porridge then fling it in nans face screaming
>>225047020crickey you must be incredibly fit to do that all day
might put an object up my arsethen again might not.
>>225047020ktim except i don't even get out of bed at all
>>225047024my porridge starts out quite hot but then i put lots of frozen berries in it so it isnt that hot anymore
>>225047053These bastards would hiss at me in the Netherlands, but I still like them.
don't think i can ever get drunk again, the withdrawals will kill me
why do boomers just spam random emojis
Crosby Road North at South Road, Waterloo, 1900s and 2026
>>225047076dont understand what this means
President Cronem
>>225047070duck and swan also
>>225047082Has she…
>>225047048Tight fitYouve already got your head up there LOL
unfortunately I have found myself in a situation where I am going to bed at 10am and waking up at 6pm and I am trapped in purgatory like a lifeless object alive
>>225047117ever thought about getting a job? does wonders for your circadian rhythm
>>225047117how on earthutterly perplexing
>>225047117ktimoff to bed in a moment x
>>225047127Why would I want to do that
Send all Indians into space
>>225047139to stop yourself feeling like a lifeless object alive
Asian women have the more dire arses. That photo of John Lennon and Yoko Ono and her sad buttocks is burned into my brain.
Rice, salad, fish and citrus fruits. That's the ideal diet.
>>225047156Cant for the life of me understand why he was with her. Literally couldve had any woman
>>225047170awful photo this, very badly composed
>>225047105roar
>>225047117You've grok that situation wrongly.
>>225047095
>>225047105suhkdeep rizz
breakfast time
>>225047106FFSdone me there mate x
Sukhmandeep Singh, aged 23, from Paynels in Orton Goldhay, Peterborough was found guilty of manslaughter.
so we're all playing on the PvP when WoW forever comes out right?
>>225047201Peng. Meatcucks will seethe
>>225047220i'll be on asmon layer
>>225047201actually looks pretty bangin' u on ubereats?
>>225047221I'm fuming
>>225047220pve actually brogona check out the new raidsget the guild togetherreassemble the avengers my irl boyswe gona fuck some SHIT UP BABY
>SukhmandeepSuch an unfortunate name
>>225047239>pve actually bro0 fun
>>225046911Good post
porridge with seeds and berries and honey and cinnamon i think
>>225047248the oppositedont need to tryhard (cos it's classic not like retail) or play every day ot keep your honour points upcan just login on a wednesday with your boys smash the raid and get on with life
japanese lass jumped out her window, fell 10 floors, landed on sheet metal and survived without a scratch as it just absorbed all the energyhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1790488505679754.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1790488523696289.jpg
>Mushroom toastEw
>>225047260it's ok mate, you can just say you're frightened of pvp
>>225047201it lush
>>225047263going to have a sore arse though
>>225047263>absorbed all the energyhard to say without seeing her arse
>>225047260>keep your honour points upPeople spam dungeons in PvE servers too.
>>225047263
anyone remember yo yos
hating jews isn't as fun anymore now that it's mainstream
>>225047276have to make everything all about you don't you?
Very difficult poos this morning
>>225047295so true xister
>>225047295racismlad this close to gaining a clue
from that height landing on sheet metal is like hitting a gigantic trampoline
It's starting lads.
need a skeleton gf
My hand is slowly healing
>>225047263i could fix her
Get here rorke
>>225047329Skelton gf for me
>>225047346she's getting the help she needs folks(in a japanese prison)
>>225047341monkey pox?
>>225047329>webm not relatedholy jiggle
>>225047328still not dying for ur zog wars
>>225047363I like Helen but that outfit is a bizarre choice for a day out on the lake.
>>225047357om-nam-shivyaom-nam-shivyaom-nam-shivya
>I like Helen but that outfit is a bizarre choice for a day out on the lake.
Need Emma Watson to deliver a devastating butt blast directly to my nostrils.
thinking i might do fuck all today
Love being British living in Ireland.Everyone knows I'm better than them.
>>225047385Dont you dare ever criticise helens sartorial choices again sunshine or I'll bash your head in with a ball peen hammer
any bit gay man in
A major incident has been declared. We're hearing reports. Sources close to the incident have informed us they heard activity. We have been unable to corroborate these reports. The full extent of the incident is unclear at this time. This is a developing situation and we will bring you more information as it comes in.
should go for a walk really
Sir major incident
I tried to over take a slow car this morning then when I was doing it he put his foot down while I was on the other side of the road really bad from him really poor could’ve killed me and someone else
>>225047436Gay in the way id bum a fit tranois
would like to move somewhere else and see the world but cant be bothered leaving my cushy wfh civil service job
Would love to smash that Francis Bourgeois train retard's head in with a hammer.
>The Wesleyan Methodist Church, one of the first Methodist denominations of the holiness movement, opposed war as documented in their 1844 Book of Discipline, that noted that the Gospel is in "every way opposed to the practice of War in all its forms; and those customs which tend to foster and perpetuate war spirit, [are] inconsistent with the benevolent designs of the Christian religion.just join a methodist church if you're worried about the war lads, simple as
>>225047469erm hi
need to cut my hair it gets so fucking messy when I wake up now
>>225047521Methodist got arrested in ww1.
>‘It’s like the Scottish Upper East Side’: shame and snobbery as American students blamed for St Andrews classism>“There’s a Pret here. You have to ask yourself why that is in such a small town.”oh grow up
>>225047510He’s not retarded though it’s all an act there’s videos of him at races acting normal before he started doing all the train stuff
radicalised rspb just attacked a british airbase
>>225047549do you want to get arrested or do you want to die
what do we think about this orange march then
>>225047465overtook a learner the other day when they had the learner car doing 25-30 in a 60, a relative driving behind them and then the car behind didn't want to overtake and left a gap. so 4 car lengths to try and get past. despicable really
>>225047560bill oddie on a mad one
>>225047551got an unconditional to St Andrews but went to Edinburgh instead (then dropped out and did nothing with my life)but yeah it is very much a tarq university
>>225046924
>>225047559Raves*
>>225047551Snp hate scotland
hair was very thick with greasestein today had to go back into showerwitz to washtoil it
>>225047566I feel like conscription has only been done twice in our history and seems very unlikely to be implemented and not politically viable with elections coming
too early to make my sunday curry probably
>>225047607>has only been done twice in our history they used to kidnap blokes off the dock and put 'em on navy ships, back in the old days
how did they solve the fragging problem?
peng
Just want a gf with blue eyes and black hair
>>225047626that's seaside mark's niece
gonna try the new mcdonalds items
>>225047645what do they have
>>225047620Yeah poor people (victimless crime)
>>225047645you'll do nothing you vile spastic little freakazoid filth, fucking die
>>225047582i like this one
>>225047644ok how u know?
Reading my Julius Caesar biography aren't I
>>225047652the big rosti
plotting an aeropress coffee with steamed oat milk
>>225047673Published author are you
>>225047673what does the biographer think of the genocide in gaul?
>>225047673I've read the Adrian Goldsworthy one
why read a biography when you can just read a translated original source likeunless that's what he meant
>>225047677whats that
dry skins peeling off my face
>Ten NHS staff removed over Noah Woods data breachReckon they were looking to see if there were signs he was tossed in?
>>225047660same except vidrel
>>225047721probably. mental that they probably fired everyone who had a cheeky peek but not the IT staff responsible for not allowing unauthorised access to it
>>225047721pond tossings don't typically leave residual marks
>>225047721something very off about this incidentyou're telling me a 3yo outran a grandad aged 50
Brendan Fraser on the set of Mummy 4.
should have been me that won that £111 million euromillions
>>225047746thats mental health
An adult female that looks like jailbait has a lottery ticket
>>225047549>Methodist got arrested in ww1.>Britain is a christian nation>''Thou shall not kill''>except in defense of European (((balance of power)))WW1 was nothing but a mass murder
Caesars favourite drink
>>225047750Gap in the fence mate all the councils fault £200billion payment package anyday now
>>225047763i least i won £2 on the lotto eh
Shockingly the reddit thread on this is basically all Rorke's
>>225047763but you didn't even play anon
if whites wanted to do jobs like pick strawberries and wipe old peoples arses we wouldn’t have immigration
>>225047767There's levels though. To my eyes that lass looks like she's 18+, which she obviously is. Someone like prime Belle Delphine would fall into the category you're describing.
>>225047747If they grabbed him and he struggled or something he might have bruises that would've been noted by the coronerThat's what happens on the telly>>225047750I thought the grandad was 80
why did 4chan say 403 forbidden angie last night. who is angie?
>>225047793truly a mystery to ponder
>>225047796yes but if I'm truly destined to win then the winning ticket will blow in through an open window or perhaps the letter box
>>225047821me
>>225047750why was a 3 year old in a playground? the BBC reporting never mentioned this side of the story
>>225047793
>>225047821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcZn2-bGXqQ
Mental that Scotland had an actual referendum in 2014 and bottled it
>>225047849locked post is the cherry on top
black girl at school liked my dimples
>>225047849>demand ticket get abused and possibly physically assaulted, government and train company dont support you probably even lose your job>ignore them they continue to act in such a way where they feel no repercussions for their actions
>>225047869I voted to leave the UK. Also voted for the UK to leave the EU. I just vote for whatever I think will stir the pot.
>>225047849What happens in the pov
>>225047385she just went there to take a photo for social media
>>225047901they're fucked when they get off at a ticket barrier
>>225047900Had one black person in my whole school
>>225047914They jump it
british running man
11am is coffee timeAre YOU drinking your coffee /brit/?
british running man with he family
>>225047939is that one of those frothy ones?
>>225047939That looks like milkCoffee supposed to be black
>>225047960spastic
>>225047939been up since 5am, I'd say this must be my 4th coffee
being able and willing to pay but still dodging the ticket inspector is honestly a really fun game to play go toilet. hop off and run to the next carriage but if you meet him you have to be like 1 return ticket from central m8 thanks
>>225047965coffee is coffee coloured which is brown
>>225047939More of a tea man myselfMasala chai currently in my special cup (it's special because it has my name on it and it was given to me by my parents for Christmas)
>>225047965Cappuccino is black but with frothy milk on top
>>225047939latte poofget a long black down you
horny all the time me
>>225047975unless they don't give a fuck, they know exactly who's sitting where and who got on. if you ever get away with it, it was due to them playing on their phone or something and not paying attention
>>225047983Where did your parents find a cup with gay spastic embossed on the front?
>>225047983curry tea?!
they need to make a whole tv show about that guy who walks around looking at people and sees 'chad' and 'stacy' stats in his mind. its like a spin on the whole shinigami eyes concept
went on a tram x2 and train x2 yesterday and never got my ticket checked and did not go through a barrierbut like a mug, i had valid tickets
>>225047998eddie murphy sung that didn't he
>>225048001this is lies. their memory isnt that good especially on a busy train theres no way they can keep up . it's just a randomised mechanism like you might get asked by the inspector and it'll cost more to pressure you to buy one at the station
me on the left
>>225048011Shut up j bag
>>225048011why she got egg yolk on her chin?
*sips*
what's gayer? a long black with all the connotations of long black willies or a milky coffee with all the connotations of cum from a willy?
>>225048025psycho nigga
>>225048034is there any other waterstones with a balcony part of the cafe other than sauchiehall street branch?
>>225047016Such a boring gimmick>Oh you came here to talk and chose me to do it with? Nope. *Cuts off conversation"*
>>225048005oi
if i were in a cafe i'd either order a flat white with oat milk or a chai latte with oat milk#at home i do something akin to a flat white or a cappuccino usually
>>225048034Doc martens cause he's coolSkinny jeans cause he's an aging virginNice combo
amy hunt staying humble
>>225048024wrong i was on a train in austria and i moved seat and was asked for my ticket again. i asked why and they told me they got them motion sensors to detect people coming on and off. i know we're not in austria but the same principle applies.
>>225048011staggering narcissism
>>225048054I'd order you to step aside then start flirting with the barista but thats just me oat boy
thought you weren't allowed to call it milk anymore
>>225048049regrettably I don't know lad. Most of them do have cafes inside which are quite comfy in their own right, balcony or otherwise
>>225048069couldnt care less what big dairy wants me to doi follow my own path
a paper costs £4.50???
>>225048034Ancient image
>>225048060liked her initially but she is insufferable now
>>225048063>they got them motion sensors to detect people coming on and off.LOL you fell for that?!!
>>225048032probly ate eggs for breakfast >>225048066yea but it would succeed
>>225047079Liver and onions
>>225048060she got a silver medal in a race that didn't have any of the top 5 runners lol
>>225047117Was like this at about 22 cus of the 'pression
got a train in spain and it was going 300kmh why can't we have that?
>>225048099can't tell how much of those digital effects are part of the programme
>>225047117Dell asleep at 8 and woke up 20 mins ago but this is after sleeping from 10 to 2:30 am in the morning
>>225047219>SukhmandeepGood pornstar name
>>225048096they have sensors on their trains
>>225048117wdym
rorke having a melty
>>225048060Natural conclusion of the girlies bigging themselves up
esoteric gay pornism
>Dell asleepPC's gone into power saving
>>225048133go to the butcher linda, you old bitch
>>225048133what's wrong with vacuum packs? It's all the same plastic shite
>>225048131all of this is besides the point. it's still good fun to dodge the plonker. not my fault if hes not playing
>>225048148looks yucky
>>225047219>No motive was suggested by prosecutors at the 2024 trial. The Crown Prosecution Service said that their purpose was to prove that the crime had been committed, and not its motiveWell thats all fine then
>>225048133old people love a fucking whinge
i don't use trains unless i'm travelling to swansea, leeds, chesterfield
>>225048132i'm incel and this is exactly how i view the world
cant wait to start cookingcooking is such a delight
>>225048133just break it up in the pan
Reacting To /brit/ Posts - You Wont Believe What Rorke Says!
>>225048132https://www.channel4.com/support
>>225048172Hope you're not having a traditional sunday roast
to be honest i was quite shocked when i saw that the bald specky man named northern lion was american and not from somewhere like yorkshire
my house cost me a staggering one hundred and five thousand pounds. I still owe the bank £78k
nth for the gyaldem
>>225048189couldn't pay me to get on that deathtrap
Zieldberg is pretending to be a blackoid to bait people into calling him a bix nood, to try and have sex with white women because in his mind those are the only people who get it (and he doesn't). Every time it happens he has a cry wank to "being oppressed" as his blaksona to try and manifest white women to fuck him. This is the only way that he can get off
>>225048167its such an untapped gold mine of plotslines they can milk something like this for 10 seasons. a new level of capeshit
???
>>225048178someone needs to write one for x.com/support and fb.com/support and chatgpt.com/support
>>225048176My oshi's oshi
>>225048192is this and jacob rees mogg's article about brits being mutts the new coping strategy for the right
thinking about poo seal
>>225047849>POV the ticket inspector isn't usually on YOUR train but this time he got on yoirntrain to check your ticket also what is nuclear war
>>225048201why didnt that stacie just shag him could of prevented this
>>225048202probably the mormons or the buddhists
meatbrick gives the meat a strange texture I findsuppose it doesn't really matter depending on what you're making, but I wouldn't use it for tacos or anything
>>225048210https://youtu.be/uta9ARydC18
imagine if you could get a horse on a train and the woman on the train made you wear a dog collar (if woman legal age) and makes you have meth as well
everything went to shit after yikyak and vine ended
this is the most rorke MP i've ever seenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmAv15Q7pS0
>>225048212The torahgraph and jacob reese mogg aee centrist thatcherites. Theyre terrified of the right
>>225048238it was actually bebo and piczo
the raped rorke hypothesis
miss my brother so muchdon’t think he misses me thi
>>225048221that could be one of the plotlinesshe gets infected ands tarts seeing 'chad' and 'stacy' stats everywhere basically the misa to his yagami
>>225047105Rorke gone sicko mode
>>225048252how'd he die
an intoxicating creamy, buttery smell to them
>>225048238where have all the years gone
>>225048262he’s at uni
>>225047959he was trying for a boya new rapper or spurs striker yeah unc? x haha
just realised i you can transfer playlists from spotify to youtube music
me own flesh and blood
i you can
>>225047559Wow really?? (I don't care)
>>225048192am doing a traditional sunday curry
>>225048264:-)
>>225048267Probably up to his nuts in guts as you wallow in your own effluence
going to do my runtoil at hte gym cant be arsed to go outside
Got a big dirty hangover brewing fellas. Going to deploy a diabolical poo and then shag the missus rotten
>>225048288didn't do runtoil as it said 70% chance of rain and then the sun came out
>>225048283Lamb?
>>225048011>essex road thameslinkrare station
>>225048293haha i love hangover seggs
yeah take that big white cockyeah right up the ass
>>225047551Middle class scots are SO far up their own arse
>>225048271which one of these is cronem clapmeat then?
you're all doing runttoil today
is it possible to get sub 20 minute 5k only running 3 times a week not taking it too serious?
>>225048148vacuum packed meat tastes different and has a different texture once cooked
might have some gnocchi this week
>>225048304Fuck off Malaponte
>>225048264ummers
>>225048298tofu which is a bit like lamb
>>225047744Why would you need authorization to access patient data?
>>225048326
>>225048315easily
>>225047939Nice view that
My racism has recently spread to the Irish
>>225048345its a car park
>>225048283I need to fry up some pork, peppers and beans, and boil some rice. Overdid the whisky last night though and feel like a mong right now
new>>225048379>>225048379>>225048379
>>225048332>>225048380Too slow pal
>>225048387you didn't put three links so it doesn't countwon't be using yours
>>225048315Probably not if youre just half arsing 5ks over and overDoing a faster interval run and a longer slower run instead of 2 of those 5ks will be more effective
>>225048241The most Rorke MP has to be Mark Francois
>>225048192>Eggs also feature in Passover, which I've been celebrating this past week. As well as eating matzo instead of bread, the festival entails enacting an obligation, renewed by successive generations, to retell the story of the Exodus. Though my Jewish identity is largely cultural, I value that narrative for many reasons, not least the humbling way it connects me to an epic story.>Where will you worship - beach or church? - Hephzibah Andersonhttps://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2011/apr/24/easter-sun-worship-religion
>>225048475shameless yids
