ITT we talk like normalfags from our respective countries:>brooo, last night i picked up this bitch from the club, and she was so drunk and horny, and i fucked her and she loved it>and i got such a hangover from all the vodka, weed smoking and tussy we did the whole night>then the bitch tried to stay and cuddle, but i had to kick her out>bro just got a text from my ex, saying she wants me to come over>dude my life is so hard, please don't end up like me brooo (*cries like a pussy*)