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Every night it's automatic(Burn rubber)See the homies out in traffic(What upper)
So robots and AI take all manufacturing jobs, then how to people get paid?
>>225055727Universal income
>>225055727>become robot doctor>fix the robotsuntil the next flavor of shitty thirdworlders gets imported
>>225055747So people get paid to do nothing mandated by the government, sounds like socialism
>>225055767they already have robots that can replace their own batteries and robots that fix other robots
>>225055767>Fix the robotshttps://youtu.be/7xrVCwlTQ2o?si=Onp0z9MjQJmF3ELU
>>225055782if youre going to pretend to be retarded you might as well also say that taxation is socialism
>>225055786>become a robot doctor doctor>fix robot doctorsuntil the next flavor of shitty thirdworlders gets imported
>>225055782Call it what you like
Wiggling my toes
>>225055835Robots are cheaper than immigrants and don't have rights
>>225055874you're underestimating how much politicians hate us
Woke up today and it was a beautiful morning
>>225055835>>225055874politicians dont import immigrants for labor they import them for votes
>its another political episodeyawn. OK niggers let's talk about serious stuff like pokemon cards and which brand of power tools we prefer
>>225055632You know I believe bullying is good thing for society even though I was badly bullied it taught me I am a unfunny, stupid loser I mean I was bullied in my work place by blackies
brb taking a dip
Wendy's gave me a psck of Sonic the Hedgehog cardsI got a yellow chaos emerald, Knuckles, Charmy and Vector
kill gaijinsend gaijin to liberiaban gaijinfeed gaijin to homeless people
Well actually it was my sister who gave it to me, Wendy's gave it to her and she didn't want it
>>225055832Not an argument
I am gonna probably go on SSI because of how useless I am because I couldn't even handle roofing or fucking pass a simple course seriously gonna go to the government office Monday and just tell them why I need social security checks and why I am giving up on just my dreams I know damn well I wouldn't be able to pass the emt training I know that I am too retarded for white collar work I have terrible motor skills I have generally horrible everything My uncle tells me I have the motorsk in lls of Michael j fox or late Mohammad Ali
>>225056024Are you 8>>225055974This always confused me. It's been proven and nauseum that politicians lie and cheat and commit the most egregious offenses out of the public eye, yet somehow they're scrupulous enough to abide by the voting system? Like they'll accept funding and lobbying from hostile governments and never pay taxes yet when it comes to the sanctity of elections, they do everything as Christ commands?
Sex robots
I don't want a sex robot unless its sentient enough to rape me
>>225056124I'm 23
>>225056135business idea?
>>225056135
meant to be seen, not heard
>>225055632she's starting to look weird. idk if its heavy makeup but it almost looks like a silicone mask
>>225056159
>>225056160Extremely profitable
black people are right about grape flavored stuff. It really is the best
>>225056196È troppo farina, happens to all famous women who have to appear in front of cameras at that age
>>225056022Whats the point of it being that deep, SCUBA training o algo?
>>225056213such a dirty flavorliterally not even the good kind of grape
>>225056163Still in the uncanny valley
>>225056233maybe. but the more i look into her eyes, the creepier it gets
>>225056213Agreed. And fried chicken and watermelon are a goated combo
>>225056244I am a tans racial nigger and I say grape is superior you unwashed mayo monkey
>>225056024>CharmyYou have a curse seek help from the seers
>>225056258She's beautiful to me. Rubenesque.
>>225056248those are the old modelsthis is what they look like now
>>225056213>>225056266During Black History month I had this exact meal to celebrate. I also bought only these three items at the grocery store and the cashier lady gave me a look of disgust. It was pretty good though
It I ever did get a sex robot I wouldn't get a Chunky one. If this is fantasy fulfillment I'd get a huge titted redhead
We have brunch which is brunch and lunch smooshed together but nobody says brinner because that sounds stupid. I submit to a jury of my peers: Brupper
cant wait till I have AR glasses with DLSS 5 so it can make my sex robot look like a real human
I would buy a sex robot but then be a simp and it would only have to do dishes and laundry
grape koolaid and soft drinks and candies are amazing but im not a fan of the grape welch juice they are too tart
>>225056330*Chinky>>225056338I'd like to tack a rider to this bill, 13 million dollars for the perverted arts
>>225056361>dishes and laundrysexist pigfemale robots are not your maid
>>225056300The only reason I want sex bots to be a thing is that only fans women and strippers lose money
>>225056338brunch is for faggots who spent their morning cleaning up poop
>>225055632she looks slavic
>>225056361I too would end up being very nice to my sex robot. Thats why women hate me
>>225055727They don't. The elites plan to wipe us out once we're no longer needed.
>>225056300Looks okay, but still kinda creepy, might be a while until will culturally acclimatize to humanoid robots
>>225056396But what about brupper
>>225056036What br
>>225056391onlyfans is just a prostitute catalog for the rich, the simps are just a small part of their income they are really just advertising themselves as fuck toys for the extremely rich to pump and dump them
>ynw be a picker/assembler in Winnipegwhy even livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwuSdJ7V2pc
>>225056391But you have to make sure it's an ethical autist only company that doesn't let the whores with money invest in it
>>225056419we*
>>225056236it's industrial water treatment o algo not for swimming
Just Give Me Something To Break
>>225056196At 40yo women start to melt
>>225056435it still sucks because theyre all way overpriced, i now support sex bots to lower the price of biocunt
Vorrei baciare i tuoi capelli, le labbre tuoje e gli occhie tuoje severi
Honestly wild how none of my family have faith in me and I don't blame them my dad is kind of right at 23 he was going to law school mean while I am struggling to find my place. I can see why my family made fun of me thinking I can do emt school
>mfw androids take over the world
>>225056530Imagine not having an established career at 23. Its over
>>225056279I don't mind himChip from Sonic Unleashed was way worse
>>225056530just call them retarded nepo baby niggers and do whatever you wantdiscredit all their accomplishments, call them bad parents and also faggotsits what chuck norris would do
>>225056236It's a nightmare I have sometimes. I'm trapped, in scuba gear, and trying to escape. Sometimes there's ladders to stuff
>>225056163They don't look very nice. They kind of look like they would be mean to me. Is that a sensible thing to say
My job spent $100k each on 2 of those security robot dogs that you see those videos of, but one of the guys found one of them on its back in the hills. It must've fell over lol
>>225056163Hello ladies
>>225056567I didn't have an established career till I was well into my 30s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuBAVI5fCUM
>>225056163your mom had that same posture after I was done with her
>>225056625You wretch
>>225056590so what are they supposed to do for your company exactly that cameras can't ?
>>225056581They have a point because my uncle joked I have terrible motor skills and that my cousin said if I failed the skills part of CNA course than I shouldn't entrarin fire school or being a fire man
JAAAYYYYY ZUSCHRIIIIST YOUWATCH US FAIIILLLL
>I post>Thread goes silent
>feel a slight sore throat before bed>6 hours of tossing, turning, sweating, pain, mucus, choking, complete and total unholy viral exorcism>feel only a little under the weather when i wake uphorrible. horrible but i won
>>225056750I work at a lake water treatment facility in the boonies, they go places where there are no cameras and provide real time boots-on-the-ground intel
>>225056754you legitimately sound retarded; not being mean, I'm just wondering if you're family are gently poking fun at their otherwise beloved retarded kid, as though he could possibly be a lawyer or a firefighter.
>>225056619Thing is that I am kind of a failure in my family because My grandpa at 25 had a family and was a recent immigrant from the middle east My uncle bought land in Dubai in the 1980sMy dad was a lawyer 26My cousin is an rn My cousin married a rich guys daughter and now has a bullshit no show job Meanwhile I failed community college due to a depressive episode, I failed CNA course skills test I also failed at roofing a job my uncle help met get In a proper society I would have been shot or gassed
It is crazy how some work to survive just so they can work to survive
>>225056796aside from the heckin' good robodoggo that wound up on its back, have they been otherwise useful ?
>>225056466What country was this supposed to represent
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired
>>225056887I don't know, I don't have access to their telemetry, that goes strait to the security company that controls them. I'm not even sure of all their capabilities, like I don't know if they have like guns on them or a tazer or anything, we're not allowed to even touch them
>>225056919Germany probably
i dropped out at 22 from university, but i have a degree in IT degree from a community college that i can't do shit with
>>225056585Kinda based ngl, put all those bing bing wahoo skills to the test
>>225056946why not ? That'd be enough to get you a help desk job right ?
>>225056946Do you have the certs?
>we jack off together every Saturday and Sunday
>>225056974Yes
would it be gay to frot with a robot
>>225056974No sir, either way I lied about have comptia certs on my resume and it still didn't even land me an interview. I gave up on IT and tech bs.
>>225056585I had a dream once that I fell in a hole and it took me into an underground cave full of water. I couldn't see anything but there was enough room to breathe and keep my head above the water, my arms and legs kept brushing up againt roots and grass that felt like it could be some creatures or something grabbing me. And for some reason the water was flowing and kept pulling me deeper into the cave until I couldn't see the light of the hole anymore and I started screaming for help and then something grabbed my leg and pulled me underwater and I woke up
>>225057016as gay as it is to frot with a dildo
>>225057051>Change name to Boopindeer >Say you graduated from the Imperial University of Gujarat
do you have any posting enemies on /int/ or other boards
hello
>>225056973They want like 6 years of experience for an entry level role and they get saturated really fast
>>225057086just this one retard from /ex-yu/he's comically evil
woke up at 12:50 pm award
>>225056964Did he find the right one that doesn't lead to death?
>>225057123Forgot pic
>>225057086Everybody hates Redditjeet right?
>>225057086I have been waging psychological warfare against schizo spammers for years, and several of them hate me
>>225056852I read a post like this and I just can't help but think about just how true the saying is, "envy is the thief of joy". There are countless people who do not have their shit figured out at 23. If you stop glancing over at how other people are doing you might get into the headspace you need to do better yourself, honestly.
WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIIIRK WE CARRY THE FLAME
>>225057086goshpedolumsbrafkmousey
>>225057192The sentiment is real. The joyous reaction of even some of the people present at the event proves they just want right wing people dead, for views more moderate than mine
Business idea: T-shirt that says "benis" on it
>>225057260
Anyone here do zyn? I removed the EXIF so stalkerfags need not reply
>>225057299No I just smoke cigarettes like a real boomer
>>225057227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY6-ZjQZkR4
>>225057299no this is some goy shit
>>225057111that's not all of ex-yu?
>>225057299I don't need any more vices so I stay far away from nicotine
>>225057086LumsbraCosta Rican Alysa Liu posterSome Canadian, but he doesn't namefag
Tried throwing moms new dog a scrap of chicken but it hit her in the eye and she got startled and scurried away and now she wont come out from underneath the couch :/
>>225057218Nepal?
roightooff oi go thenmore wurk?
>>225057379Maybe next time hand it to her like a gentleman? Gawd.
>>225057388jawbs done
>>225057299i tried but i just overly salivate like a retard and it becomes unenjoyable
listening to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwQLk7NcpO4
>>225055632Why is this hag so cute?
>>225057366Is this real
>>225056851I mean I am retarded because I can't do anything right and honestly they are right I should see about getting on SSI and being put on a group home
>>225057377sup pussy
>>225057366he's so talented
>>225057299/int/ strips the exif data
>>225057339>>225057436It goes away. I started with chewing tobacco years ago and it did that for me
>>225057416She was across the room and I didnt want my mom to see me giving her chicken
>>225057538Just pick up the chicken and put it on the floor in front of her, her nose will work on its own and she will know you meant well
They call him the bear chud
>>225057380Iran.
there's more internet content than ever and almost none of it is worth watching or engaging with
>>225057339>implying you are a real jewOC btw
so many whores
Reminder for anyone who needs it today
>>225057658youtube has some cool movies and resources for learning stuff just today i learned how to use an old school pressure cooker im learning indonesian to more thoroughly chat with my indonesian gf
you ever take a shit that changes your whole day
>>225057658It was way better back in the day, youtube's like it's own version of TV now
>>225057086There's a retard who posts in a /lit/ gen I frequent who is very argumentative and wrong in every claim he makes.
>>225057734Yeah
>>225057734Yeah it was the one that had blood in it
>>225057658I looked at the 4tran homepage last night and was surprised that there's only ~1tb of active content
>>225057729blatantly false
>>225057748jeets pay extra for that
>>225057729By whom? I don't think you know what you're doing
*points at you*GET ITGET ITGET ITGET IT
>>225057350it is, basically, yeah
the only things i watch on youtube now are conspiracy podcasts from mid foids
Life's like a store brand gallon of whole milk. You never know what it's gonna taste like.
>>225057887i used to incelwalk for hours while listening to roe jogan
>>225055632
Was Anakin the Chosen One? Or was it Luke?
>>225057913kill yourself dogfucker
>>225057918Anakin
>>225057999So what was Luke, chopped liver?
>>225057913kill yourself bitchfucker
>>225057918It was supposed to be Anakin but Luke picked up that mantle after Anakin dropped the ball
>>225057824
ramen for lunch
>>225057913kill yourself dogfucking imbecil
Have any of you been to a shelter and/or prison? What did you see people do in there?
>>225057913kill yourself bitchfucker freak
>>225058063No but I fear I'll be seeing one soon
>>225057913kill yourself dogfucker bot
>>225058063I was in a shelter in New Orleans and a old guy was having a heart attack in the middle of the night and the paramedics came and he died right there
>>225057913kill yourself bitchfucker idiot
>guilty until proven innocent>but also not assumed innocent until proven innocentthe system was broken from the start
>>225058063no
>>225057913kill yourself bitchfucking turk
>>225058134did you get any loot
I know why you wanna hate me
>>225057913kill yourself dogfucking tranny
>>225058187>>225058156>>225058128please stop spamming
>>225058063No and I would prefer it to stay that way
>>225058063was in the county jail for a weekend, about 20 years ago. was in the ward/pod for mentally ill people. some black guy in a cell rubbed shit all over himself and the cell. staff showed up covered in gear, and led him away to clean him up, they were joking like they were in the scene in e.t.otherwise it was fairly mellow, food was horrible as could be expected
I used to walk by Le Chat Noir every day when I lived in New Orleans. I didn't know it had an illustrious history
>>225058261Never been in there ever, and I'm 28.
>>225058203d you hate me?
I just found out that the We Built This City On Rock and Roll song was recorded by Jefferson Airplane after a few lineup changes
Brotherstein got a Grim Fandango tattoo :/
give me (You)s pleaseeee
>>225057512Your mom strips for money
>>225058464That's pretty reddit ngl
>>225055727Jerking off punks for $15 under the Queensboro bridge
>>225058494how is your day going so far, champ?
>>225058544meeeeeeeeeee
>>225058502and she also performs in lesbian pornos with your mum
>>225058505It's one of those millennial doodle tats too
>>225058502He's lying. Pic from 2019 in the hood
>>225058548a okay. just hanging and trying to restart my life
Stuffed my empty doritos bag up my moms ass because there was no trashcan around
>>225058635I was wondering where that came from
I should start doing meth
Shitting shitting right now
>>225058767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw
Fatherstein's family tree has autoimmune and meniere's disease while motherstein's family tree has undiagnosed mental problems (hoarders)How fuckt am I?
>>225058910I’ve never heard of meniere's disease before
>>225058910doing better than me
>>225058966Lol good one
>>225058910hoarding isnt an inheritable trait
are you lactose intolerant?
blacktose intolerant
gocktose tolerant
>>225059070The mental illness associated with it is
>America is nigga intolerant, can I get a right on?!
some dumb nigga really thought I wanted to be born in the first placeHERE'S MY FUCKING VOTE NIGGA FUCK YOU
i got a fresh cut straight out the salon bitch
slept for 13 hours after being awake for 28
>>225059339Need this. I haven't slept normally without vivid nightmares since Thursday
>>225059339>couldn't stay up for the full 30we have to let go because you don't fit our /cum/pany's culture
Your mother is a saint
At some point I stopped giving a fuck about nightmares and they just became fucked up lucid dreams
I just found out that the random stupid knocking I sometimes hear from my neighbors is actually just people delivering food.
There's no I in penis
I really don't know where to add someone..you guys in any small discord servers
>>225059625that's why I call mine the one eye worm
Rape jokes
Damn. https://youtu.be/TnZafRgDTEg?si=23In5hIcI6nMuRsI
>>225059682
POV your raft just landed on the spanish coast
no soy fan de epstein carnal
Any loud and proud homosexuals present today?
>>225059884No but I'm ready to die
>>225059924You sound fun at parties
the jews took this from you
I wonder what would befall me if I started screaming fucking nigger at Hannafords
Janny deleted the OP for "politics"
there is i in your sisters vagina
I got one of those vibrating butt plugs but I had to stop using it cuz it made me jizz in my pants in public
>>225060012fruck trannitorsI hated the OP too but not enough to be a retarded gay bitch about it
>>225060012what was political about it?
>>225060078It was a picture of some whore in an office
>>225060059if you weren't such a bad butt slut it wouldn't happen. I'd put you in the cage for a month.
Do they make glasses for cats with bad eye sight?
>I got one of those vibrating butt plugs but I had to stop using it cuz it made me jizz in my pants in public>if you weren't such a bad butt slut it wouldn't happen. I'd put you in the cage for a month.
>>225057913why did only two of the replies get deleted
>>225060135Yeah
>>225060139I look like this and say this
I've taken to brewing my coffee in disposable tea bags instead of just pouring hot water over coffee grounds directly in a cup no more having to use my teeth as the coffee filter
>>225060139LMFAO haven't seen that one in years
do make girls that have sex with me?
>>225060059>>225060116
I will die on the hill for /cum/ . mashallah habibis
>>225060197you should monetize your invention and become a brazillionaire
>>225060200First you're going to need a van I'll give you step two once you complete step one
Resdayn, present day Morrowind, was contested ground between two very different types of mer: the Chimer, who worshipped Daedra, and the Dwemer, who worshipped a profane and secret power. These two people warred with each other constantly until their lands were invaded by a young, vibrant, and violent alien culture, the Nords.
If motherstein is in the kitchen again I'm finna flip
I'm the only know here who knows it's spelled "ice cream sundae"
>>225060236I have an SUV
Imagine living with your parents
eye emoji humping dog emoji letter u
Hmmmm
>>225060237Shut the heck up and post more starwars lore you bitch bastard
>>225060273I did for years and it's a nightmare scenario if I try to imagine it now. They come to visit but usually I go to visit them. If I go to their place I can control the length of the visit which is critical to my mental health.
>>225060289back in my day we called it the stock market
>>225060289anti gambling propaganda
Listening to comfy old Ron & Fez episodes, currently reliving the Steak and Shake meltdownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXIhwO9Cwxw
>>225060301frfr
Gambling is pretty degenerate, I've known dudes who lost it all because of gambling
>>225060301>control the length for my mental health This is how I feel about visiting parents. There's only so much one can take
>>225060289>Late-stage civilizations often suffer from high levels of collective anxiety, social atomization, and a loss of faith in foundational institutions. Gambling offers immediate dopamine spikes, sensory distraction, and a brief psychological escape from a stressful or depressing reality.
Gambling is just boring and frustrating, you always lose more than you win so it's completely illogical to keep going. I think you genuinely have to be retarded to gamble.
>>225060482that's exactly what someone with a loser grindset would say
>>225060482i bet you're wrong
>>225060464>>225060393I'm already trying to figure out how much time I can take at Christmas and working out logistics with other family members to time everything perfectly. Also making sure I have my flasks loaded up.
man i want to have sex with a sexy girl
>>225060547How much money do you have?
>>225060520>other family membersAre you married?
>>225060561i dont want to pay though, i want her to want to have sex with me
>>225060580how many guns do you have?
I wish to have Pat McAfree's career which is to be loaded in front of cameras for millions of doll hairs
>>225060580>i want her to want to have sex with meThat is incel shitTake what you want or pay
>>225060482the only acceptable form of gambling is buying one 2 dollar ticket for a lotto draw that is over 100 million dollars. lowest risk vs highest reward.
>>225060572No, which makes it even more brutal.
>>225060692I'm willing to bet good money those lottos are rigged and no one actually wins. There is a "winner" announced and it's just some fake AI generated person but really the money gets siphoned off with taxes and the rest is laundered back into corrupt businesses or other peoples' pockets.
Project 2030: Repeal the 19th, kill every doctor who won't take the Hippocratic oath, burn all abortion providers to the ground, turn anyone who spends their life moaning about "the elites" into fertilizer, put a 100000% tax on crystal weed, deploy RWDS, and ban patchouli
>>225060721the winners that i've seen always look like the type of person you see loitering in a convenience store lobby waiting for their next drawing.
>>225060735Nice try Epstein
M'dih lea
>>225060774And kill all false flagging pedophiles too
>>225060772Statistically there's no reason they'd win over anyone else, that's why I think it's fake. It makes the losers you described feel more likely to win and thus more likely to purchase additional tickets or play more frequently.Like how Nissan puts black people in their commercials,Subaru uses lesbians to sell their cars, and GM has some bearded chuddy faggot pointing at his Silverado.
I live alone and walk around my house naked jacking off. Feels good
>>225060735>and ban patchouliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you lost me.
>>225060907I've found having your own place is more pleasant for simple reasons rather than perverted ones. Ability to just not do dishes one night is great, no one bitching or whining. I literally do whatever I want when I want.
>>225060935Me when I FUCKING get you
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