the new edition
>>225057273don't think that matters
first!
The whole point of makeup like “blush” is to mimic and simulate physical signs of sexual arousal - the female equivalent of walking around with a raging hard-on bulging out of your pants. It’s psychic terror when you really think about it.
Have women always been this insane
wish I wasn’t so depressed can tell I bring my families mood down when they try and talk to me
>>225055682 was a good post
>>225055641This is British culture?
>>225057292cant read good youll have to leave me behind
That's your taxes going through the roof then
toastie in the machine
ding ding
>>225057291
>>225057317no no you'll be in the cube next to me
>>225057322we must support the old codgers
>>225055641Based edition
>>225057335COR get the soup on
can’t stand this smug cunt
>>225057322corr yes. dip the hand into the working man's pocket to keep the scroungers happy
>>225057335rage against the machine if they were chefs haha
That's the gf binned
>>225057322tbf this is what tax should be spent on
jedward getting told off
>>22505735180% of that budget would be spent on ADHD mongs
can't stress enough how important it is to have a proper mong out at least once a weekget you fedwarmcozymaybe have a little wankstick on some tunes and just mong outthis one's for the dreamers, the lazy day schemers
>>225057322I assumed it was free already, how would a mong pay anything toward their care?
everyones just on their phones all the time
>>225057361Spiritually you are black
>>225057357will be bubbling away on the hob shortly
>>225057335japanese cyberpunk film if they were chefs
>>225057346i like to listen to the radio while i work is that ok
>>225057385chance would be a fine thing
>>225057389Most care is spent on old cunts who had 50 odd years to get their shit together but much rather have the tax payer pay for it
britain has REJECTED handegg
>>225057414I'm afraid it's headphones only
Just had a lovely lamb roast
sup toastie
>>225057405It's what Labour do best.
get the sexy black men posted
>>225057391Ham Hocks/Pork Shanks/Pork Knuckles is in my top 5 best foods to eat in my life in the world.
>>225057322biomass laden gynocentric boomer welfare statebritain is HELL
Government should introduce a policy where if you kill a benefit claimant, government gives you 50% of the savings they make. There is literally nothing wrong with this policy
ate some crisps again, didn’t need to but did
can make a lovely pea and ham soup with ham hock
>>225057452Found the spambot black Jew migrants small boat
rob the richrape the rich grind the rich up for mincemeat
any slutty buns man in
>>225057488Too muscular
>>225057490keep going lad. spew out some more buzzwords
>>225057488grim
depression and low mood is back
currently recording backing vocals for my band's second album. high pitched girlish wails tbqh. sounds nice all layered up though.
>Perhaps we could go somewhere a bit quieter next time?why do women never send me these messages
China is the last uncucked country on earth. Das ri we takes you wimmin Bokemba.
>>2250575095 wings for 9 pounds sterling? What the frick?
>>225057486must be an Alistair based on the A and the i
>>225057531giz a vocaroo lad
>>225057513>>225057522
>>225057521s
>>225057509Feel bad for the chefs who have to take this shit seriously
>>225057524cheer up mate :)
went to the swindon outlet mall today
>>225057551what would it be in bulgarian euros
Sylveons ass cheeks
>>225057509loaded fries were a mistake
>>225057566grow up mate
>>225057562I will do my best!! :D
they're making up with jedward
>>225057437live sport being on channel 5 was enough indication of that
>>225057563any purchases?
>>225057565Idk I don't buy fast food, but this seems expensive to me. I remember 8 years ago there was a place that gave you 1kg of wings for 5 Euro.
>>225057592a poo in a box
>>225057555lol absolutely not
>>225057509>slutty meal for 1I want to suffer in England
>>225057509those prices are insane
>>225057602corr
yes bossman i'll have tonguefuck my pink sock meal with a coke please
>>225057592yeh bought a new bag and the gf a couple of birthday pressies
>>225057516Sylveons ass cheeks mate now just reform next soon nothing
>>225057524SHUT UP
>>225057609recreating your vocal patterns based on the wavelengths and doxxing you
>>225057548Just depressing as fuck really
monging out to sacred spiritdoing a little indian dance in my bedroomgot a feeling that i'll feel empty until i shag herbut i think that's the kinda thinking that bpd types dobest left well enough alone, mug's game
>>225057563heard they dropped an atomic bomb on swindoncaused about fifteen quids worth of damage
>>225057609what plugins are you slapping on those bad boys
>>225057602
Your opinion on warhammer 40k?
30 wings for 18 euro, maan prices are fucked but the difference is we are a poor country. This was 10 euro before the pandemic
just stop worrying mate
>>225057643wtf :/
>>225057563heard they dropped an atomic bomb on swindoncaused about 10 million quids worth of improvements
adore lovely fluffy little catbergs
He's got Padfoot at the place where it's hidden!
>>225057663>>225057686yes yes very droll
>>225057668barely know what it is, some robots in space stuff
>>225057440that isnt going to work for me
>>225057680done this for the last 5 months and my life has never been worse
>>225057597have prices risen significantly since you switched from lev to euros?
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
You wanna know why the prices are always high ? Because they always only go up. They go up to offer you deals on the food to make it affordable even if it's just a treat and they pay for those losses on offers with the other food
listening to a bit of ludovico einaudi and having a really serious think about the state of my late 20s
>>225057724scomjing
>>225057724a daring synthesis
>>225057664just tracking stuff so nothing. need to stretch/tune it all once it's tracked but the guy mixing the record will deal with all the plugins business.
>>225057711Doesn't count if you spend all day every day on the computer and all your problems are made up or political
>>225057724you're supposed to edit the file name so it looks like its really your screenshotretards here wont notice tho
>>225057668britains greatest export
sir daring synthesis
>>225057563I went to the Matalan in Swinton
>>225055641YJK
>>225057755>need to stretch/tune it all once it's trackedwhat does that mean
>>225057755not mixing yourself? too much of a control freak me, could never send off stems for mixing especially for creative effects and such
needing a shite but I know it'll be sloppy
>>225057763the ticks aren't even blue
getting the humidity in my bedroom down to dangerous levels
Heard they dropped an atomic bomb on Swindon and it caused about 10 million pounds worth of improvements
This is the place were we would get 1kg wings for 5 euro, now it's 13 euro 8 years later. Still 1kg wings for 13 is a bargain, and it's pretty good. Their chicken burger used to cost 1.5 euro now it's 3. >>225057720Yes
>>225057790This *unsheathe penis*
dr. house meets tony soprano
a few minutes of nuvole bianche and here i am
I'm gay
just watched Lady Bird (2017) what did I think about it?
>>225057680didnt make the ennui and existential angst go away
autumn has definitely dropped
>>225057846hi gay
1kg of chicken legs is 11 euro, not bad, used to be 4 euro :(
>>225057817madness
>Top 10 Greatest Britons according to 2002 survey1. Winston Churchill2. Isambard Kingdom Brunel3. Princess Diana4. Charles Darwin5. William Shakespeare6. Isaac Newton7. Queen Elizabeth I8. John Lennon9. Horatio Nelson10. Oliver Cromwell
>>225057856you need amphetamines for that. you're too serotonin dominant that's the problem
>>225057893Hope that's a lad
>>225057793nah tried that and i could never get to a final mix cos i always thought i could improve something. need to let someone else do it or there'd just be 10 years of remixing.
>>2250578961 pound a wing is insanity
>>225057898bit racist
>>225057898No Jason Arday??
had a full weekend off the wanking and it's given me some more energy
uh oh meltyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drumcree_conflict
>>225057790never you mind
>>225057898Churchill was a fat constipated bedridden alchie
>>225057898>john lennon
>>225057927be careful mate, go too far and you'll get a bit angsty
>>225057937bit like you then
>>225057898Churchill, along with Boris Johnson, is the worst figure in British history.
>>225057680Yes!After all, worry is preposterous!
>>225057898why's ollie crombobs there besides the time he btfo the irish
The chink bluetooth adapter I bought works flawlessly while the more expensive TP-link one is fucking shite
>>225057724uhm fucksake lad
>>225057898Survey results today:1. Sadiq Khan2. Mo Farah3. Jason Arday4. Diane Abbot5. Axel Rudakabana6. that hijab one off bake off7. Marcus Rashford8. Salman Abedi9. Stormzy10. Reasonable Blackman
Auf Stalin, Churchill, RooseveltAde, ade, ade!
right so how do i go about the whole having mates thing when im late 20s, bit autistic, don't really care for most people and don't want to spend more than 1 day a year with someone
>>225057950put that melt into his darkest hour
>>225057927What you been wanking to lad
>>225057898PITT THE ELDER
>>225057993just make friends with some people at toil then see them a few times a year
>>225057993timmers
>>225057981the cost? all of that data sent directly to train chinkgpt
the sultry summer of '92
>>225057973first person to rule a united scotland, wales, england and ireland so thats something i suppose
>>225057993Dunno lolI'm going to start doing park runs so I'll let you know how that goes
>>225057987i would hope today that they would include Lee Rigby, God rest his soul
>>225057900thanks doctor chud
ADHD is a scam
Dr House with a PSP
im just gon' mind my black-owned business
Dunno anything about British history. Just too much of it really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-yhzrCFsA0Good music.
>>225058007full list is 100 greatest britons and hardly any prime ministers feature so no Pittbut robbie williams is at 77
>>225058056pick up a book sometime
doctor diagnosed me with gaydhd and then dropkicked me out of his office
Would anyone here turn down the opportunity to share a dominos pizza with Lee Rigby? Because I certainly wouldn't
>>225058010nah went to a meal when someone left and it was bloody miserablewell it was alright but it felt like doing a civil service more than anything enjoyabledon't really find anyone at work interesting enough to want to actually be friends with outside of workmostly lying to myself. i just want an autistic bird who i don't have to live with. don't care for much more it'd be too much work
>>225058056had a look and it gave me an aneurism
>>225058056basically we popped off and did it silly style
>>225058056just watch one of those 10 minute in a nutshell videos
> Gerry Adams arrives at the Garvaghy Road protestGoat has arrived, make way everyone
>>225058056cumskins stole from india, rape.d dogs, fuc.ked their sisters and shot schools.
>>225057898imagine not putting Newton in first place.. churchil was a drunkard subhuman
the large Domino's pizza lasted 12 minutes. tanked it ngl
>>225058071Tedious bait post
Lot of johnny foreigner in the thread all of a sudden
>>225058075ktim never connected with anyone in my life. I've had 'mates' who were just people I drank with but wouldn't want to spent any sober time with them. reckon I'm just a bit of a lone wolf
tip of my penis feels a bit tingly every so oftenwat mean
all these chuds seething at churchill and no one's mentioned diana at number 3
The employim are insane
>>225058098this was his theme musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nXYEmXp_ds
He's right its mad to start talking about british history you have to go back to like 800AD
>>225058135akin to be plunged into a fanny
>>225058135get it wanked
>>225057898where is morrissey? where is robbie williams?
think the amazon man just told me to fuck off?
>>225058162thought this was "black pussy" at first
making friends in your late 20s is madthats when youre supposed to be drifting away from your mates because of your wife
>>225058162foul
>>225058162she's gonna do her back in with all that arching
wish one of these little gimp “auditors” would try me at my job
>>225057708unfortunately it's no longer up to you
broke my stream streak hope the streamerfu isn't too upset
>>225058173ah good to know my order made it to you
>>225058152mentalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-dUivrSx_U
>>225057898>10. Oliver Cromwelllol lmao
>>225058158no you dont windrush was in 1948 just start there
>>225058131had a few more proper mates in the school days i still recall. think that was my proper mate limit and i needn't anymore.then it just became people i'd be social with until the context changed then contact would vanish (rightfully)just wish i'd stop missing that bird from uni. sad state of affairs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVnqgk3Rdlcwatching the hyde.
mad how fucked up the world is
>>225058224not reading all that
>>225058237so true bro
remember thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp7kGBuoyXM
>>225058224ah yes random Brazilian schizo I really care about any of what he has to say
>>225058237*a twisted individual*heh seems normal to me
>>225058251BWC
>>225058251Imagine the contrast
>>225058237could be so much worse tbf
wheres the copypasta about cromwell being the greatest man of all time
never understood the Diana worship feel like I’m insane when I’m around people who are fawning over her. Same goes for any of the inbred family tbf
robbie is the undisputed 77th best person to have originated from these isles tbf
>>225058279it's around
just need an autistic bird to knock on my door and marry me and then we'll meet three times a year and sit next to each other for a bit and leave it at that
>>225058243>>225058260he was a british lad using brazilian proxy tbqh
>>225058253yelling "scum" at children. not on is it :/
>>225058098surely irish zoomers realise how pathetic all this shit it
>>225058056here you go
i had a look at a peace wall in belfast t'was a surreal thing
>>225058301it's actually based, you dirty papist
>>225058301can't find the worst footage of the pipe bomb going off
>>225058289she was peng
>>225058237It breaks my heart
>>225058320Yeah the orange bastards are pathetic aren’t they
>>225058320most do, it's only the old and the thick that hang onto all that shite
Wake up. Check 4chan. Try to make a post. Banned. Good, I needed to reset my router anyway. Trawl reddit and Twitter. Find some images. Save them. Rename the files to look like it was an IPhone filename. Post them all, pass them off as my own. Move onto my next ritual. A ritual posted, OCD staved off for now. No clues in sight. Same tomorrow.
>>225058251CORRRRRRRRRRR
here it is, this was terriblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeDcqvFz3l4
>>225058382>no poopostingwhy are you even here
>>225058382gp
disgruntled, runtish slug man in
nth for the gyaldem
>>225058323gp
garfaggy road
>>225057322Well these boat people need something to do I guess
Which lad is using my burger pics and making thread on /ck/....show yourself :d
oh dey bouncin
>>225058440hope she checks those things regularly. if there was a tumour in them it might never get found
>>225057509Need hackney glassed
Zara is cute without makeup
what will the prods do if we cut them loose
>>225058279Yh
>>225058473who is this, shé's cute but looks like she would hate me
>>225058473
>>225058484cheers
>>225058251>two bellybuttons how does that happen
the church of england is technically catholic
>>225058396unironically mad now, those pricks
>>225058518a woman pope lol
seeing all these arses all day knowing i will never get to eat them
scranning at my newly purchased first home on a busy main road
anyone fancy letting me copy their political view on the orange order and british unionism as a whole?
>>225058473she has a black bf
>>225058473how does she have the body of a 11 year old
>>225058506Certainly not the kind of arse I'd associate with sweden
>>225058534enjoy this gimmick
ITFUCKINGLOOMS
>>225058501>>225058506>>225058546>>225058549
>>225058535you can have mine
ireland has no catholics any more. they're just as atheist as us.
>>225058534yeah don't wanna take the piss or nothing lad but you've lived there for like a year and a half now. at what point is it not newly purchased?
right so do the chinks use metric?
>>225058572cheers lad
>>225058549A diet based on kale, oat milk, and beans produces this effect.
>>225058560It's a brave new world, mate
get the brown and black actors playing the IRA men
>>225058506thats a sex arse right there.that thing would drain all my spunk in minutes
>>225058586of course they are not dumb
need a vegan gf
>>225058595black fellas need it
>>225058592shakira shakira
>>225058613shut up
>>225058534>serves 2 that is single man slop
>>225058534we live under the tyranny of carscars ruin everything
>>225058592fuuuuuuck
Been reading about this guy recently, Lenny Murphy, leader of the shankill butchers. Reading about all his horrific violent crimes and how he intimidated everyone but he was 5'6 lmao
>>225058592BLACKED
i think my house growing up was haunted i always used to hear moany ghost noises coming from upstairs when mums african friends were over
Do you also like smoking?
>>225057597it is very expensive even for here (because it's london), but remember our wages are higher on average than yours
>>225058612had one for a while. very suited to bumsex your vegan
>>225058644they summoning ancient african spirits mhm x
peter really died out as a namedunno if ive ever met a peter actually
>>225058625>>225058633
sverigetråden come get your mans
>>225058535
>>225058612it's not good, had a girl once that did it for 4 months and the farts were devastating, also she started shedding hair and started having health problems.
>>225058661was she miserable? vegan girls seem miserable
>>225058643Many such cases
>>225058638read the shankhill butchers bookit was fucked to say the least
>>225058588imagine the farts?
>>225058695no she was quite a cheerful lady. very clean bumhole all the time, is my main takeaway from our time together
need to turn my lamp on but i cba
>>225058643shes got a more masculine face than him
grim when someone posts a fat white arse and the freaks here immediately think about black willies
>>225058643mental how fit she is
that's me on the left
mad how women just don't have williesimagine not having a built in pleasure stick i'd be livid
>>225058592basically softcore porn
New>>225058755
>>225052981>>225052981
>>225058733it doesn't happen with tits, so maybe people associate arses with blacks and tits with whites?
when you see the discourse led by zara larsson, sabrina carpenter, taylor swift , sydney sweeney it's not to recall the old beyonce adage Who runs the world (girls)
>>225058762thwarted. death to posters of the olds
>>225058708That's the one I'm reading now. Mental stuff
